August 2, 2023 • 39 mins
Join us as we share our personal experiences with therapists and the importance of finding the right one in a virtual world. We uncover our struggles and triumphs, including the monumental victory of handling panic attacks without medication. In the midst of it all, we can't emphasize enough the significance of taking out some me-time amidst all the chaos.
Have you ever watched a movie that shook you to your core? We discuss our emotional responses to the movie, Sound of Freedom. The movie, dealing with the harsh realities of child sex trafficking, had a profound impact on us. Especially for parents with kids under 18, it's a stark reminder of the world we live in. The fact that it was filmed five years ago just adds to the urgency of shedding light on this issue.
As we navigate through life's wild twists and turns, hear about the exciting plans and course Mav has coming up with Bangsteel. And not everything goes as planned, right? Laugh along with us as we share our incidents of house flooding and burns from cooking mishaps. You'd think life's a comedy with our stories of late-night hallway sprints due to unexpected leaks and the hilarious cooking gone wrong saga. As we recount our experiences with road rage and dog antics, it's all about finding humor in the everyday while staying focused on the road. After all, life's all about the ride and the lessons we learn along the way. Tune in for some laughs, lessons and maybe even a few insights!
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
One.
95% of the time my hair isalways in a messy bun.
Obviously I'm a basic fly girlwho likes her pumpkin spice
lattes in the fall and her hairwith her leggings and.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I have an under control addiction with firearms.
I'm a basic fly girl who likesher clothes and her underwear.
I'm a basic fly girl who likesher clothes and her leggings.
(00:47):
Come on Episode 33.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Welcome back to another episode of Messy Bones
and Shotguns.
We have yet again been gone fora couple of weeks after we said
we were going to do this weekly.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Ridiculously busy.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Ridiculously busy, ridiculous, ridiculously busy.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Also um had a lot of revelation.
I guess I would say mepersonally.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I was like we're talking like revelations, like
revelation six, eight, like orlike it's the end of times.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
No, I feel like we're in the end times in a lot of
different ways.
No, just um.
I mean, you know, like I'vebeen going through a lot of
things and I think kind of got alittle off track with a lot
kind of what's the other wordbesides revelation?
I'm looking for breakthroughs.
Break had some breakthroughs.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Realizations.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Realizations.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Self-reflection.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Self-reflection.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Not revelation.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well, there's been some revelations there, I would
say, but I think I've been doingreally well and I also have you
to thank for support in that Umso I'm here for.
I know I love you so much, butI also um been going back to
therapy and realizing how hardit is to find a therapist.
(02:19):
not only find a therapist, butfind which is.
This is going to lead intoanother topic real fast, so
we're kind of just jumping inhere.
So I have been looking fortherapy and I'm a very I guess
you could say old school in theway of and I wouldn't say old
school because I do a lot ofthings virtually but I feel,
when it comes to therapy, I knowthere are people that probably
do benefit a lot from it, but Ifeel, with therapy, it's very
(02:44):
good and more effective inperson for me, like personally,
I'm sure for other people maybenot, depending on what you're
going- for Everybody's going tohave their own like experience
with it.
Right, um, but I think whenyou're really trying to go
through things especially ifyou're trying to find out what
fills your cup, what makes youhappy, and you're trying to work
(03:04):
through a lot of things in yourlife that sometimes in person
versus especially becausesometimes they're depending on
your wifi or where you're atlike some pretty personable
things you want to discussSometimes it's better to be in
person to work through those.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, because when you're doing it online, given
the nature of my industry.
I think there's always a man inthe middle.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Absolutely.
And then not only that, likethere's delays and then so once
person's talking and the otherperson gets cut off because they
think they're still talking,and then by time you don't know
if they're talking, you starttalking again and then you're
just awkward pause and then youstart overlapping.
So but I think I've foundsomeone that it'll work for work
with.
I did find out she does do inperson, but I got to figure that
(03:49):
out because it's with adifferent company Anyhow.
So whatever, but yeah.
So I think lately things havebeen pretty good.
I've been progressing upward.
I was, I have to say, I wasreally, really proud of myself
on Friday, friday.
You had a pretty bad panicattack and normally for me those
(04:13):
panic attacks can become adwelling spiral effect that they
can.
And instead of taking mymedicine, making a big scene
about it kind of the cry forhelp for me thing and begging
you to come home I I got in theshower and I kind of let it out
(04:35):
Like it got pretty bad in theshower for five seconds, five
minutes, I'd say two minutes,like it went full blown.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Well, I didn't.
I didn't even get your messageshours later, because it went
full blown.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I like I thought I was the whole dying.
I'm going to have to call 911.
This is going to suck.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
And then it's not that bad.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Well, I just honed in , I prayed, I let it out and I
said pick, I saw God told me hewas like get up and I said okay,
and I got up and he said that'sit, this.
And I kind of like felt likethat was a really big
breakthrough for me.
I got up.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I think working through it like being able to
work through it, versus likesubmitting to it, and like I'm
going to.
I'm going to like I'm going togo to the hospital or I'm going
to get help and like afterwards,laying in the hall, like when
we did this a couple of yearsago, when we took you to the
hospital right.
Afterwards.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You're sitting in the hospital but you're like I feel
, I feel stupid, like no, andlike all I needed was at a van
and like now everything's fineWell and that's the thing, like,
even when I'm at home, like, oh, I'll just take my medicine,
I've really been trying to like,not like just work through that
, and so I guess, like I workedthrough it, I honed in on it
versus submitting to it, like Iovercame it and I took a shower
(05:47):
and I ended up having a reallygood day and we had a really
good weekend and I kind of likeended up like crying tears of
joy just because I was so proudof myself, and so I just kind of
that was kind of I guess like abreakthrough for me this week
and I felt really bad because,like I couldn't, I missed all
the messages like withleadership being out.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Like I work was just kicking my dick in for two weeks
.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Well, and that's why I messaged you and I told you I
was like it's fine, I promise,because I knew, knowing like how
I can get like.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
As soon as I got the message.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I was like oh, that's why I was like shit, I was like
I was like.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I was like, yeah, and we're in crisis, I'm gonna have
to, but we weren't in crisis.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
We were for two minutes, but I caught myself out
of crisis so I was very proudof myself.
I almost had a crisis momenttoday.
I don't know if you could tellon the phone.
I kind of started gettingchoked up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I heard it, I heard it and I was like I was getting
so.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I was getting so upset because another thing and
I don't know if it's becauseI've just been established for
so long in Texas and I'm, ormaybe it's because I'm just in a
different, like a larger citythan San Antonio, I don't know
there are.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
there are quite a few more people here.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
But I've never had the struggle of when I'm trying
to get established at a doctorsomewhere, that it's not OK, we
can get you in in the nextcouple of weeks.
It's like they're booked twomonths out Like everywhere, and
there's only like specificplaces.
I mean, every time I Googlelike near me, it's the same
things, or even if I do like 30minutes away, it's I don't know.
(07:21):
But I was on the phone todayand I was trying to get
established somewhere and theytold me they're not seeing new
patients until two months fromnow.
And I was like well, what if Ihave?
What if I think I havesomething like an infection or
if whatever?
And they're like well, then youjust need to go to urgent care.
And I'm like, first, is justwhat?
(07:42):
Like I've never experiencedthat.
And then, and then they try totell me that they could get me
in sooner than my establishedannual, but then it was later
than the date that they wantedto schedule me for originally.
Yeah, so I was just like I wasso frustrated because I've never
experienced that before, Iguess, and I guess I just feel
(08:04):
like I'm always experiencingthat when I'm trying to find
doctors up here Except for thechiropractor.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I went yeah, I called them yesterday and I'm like we
can get you in today and I waslike hell yeah, can you imagine
like having a medical practiceto where you're like so
successful or so booked, likeyou turn clients away and, in
the medical field, like peoplecome to you because they have a
problem?
and something's wrong with them.
They're like I don't call thedoctor just to call the fucking
doctor Right.
(08:30):
Like can you imagine like beingat that place where you can
just like turn people away?
It's like you're like yourproblems and what's going on
with you are not my problem.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Right.
Like you took an oath to like dono harm and help people and all
that shit it is not that Ithink they necessarily want to
turn away, but it's like they'rebooking out what they can and
like.
That's a struggle I've had toowith like therapy also, like
when I was trying to reschedule,when I was trying to schedule
my appointments they're bookedout, like they're completely
booked out.
You have to basically be a getan appointment and you're on a
(09:02):
waiting schedule and then whenyou get it you need to just have
reoccurring appointments, likeI'm not going to see my
therapist that I just have hadone session with for another two
weeks because of how booked outshe is.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
See, this is why I, this is why I avoid the doctor
and everybody at all costs,because I would get so like I'm
the type of person like like I'ma dude right, like I don't go
to the doctor unless, like Ineed to like crawl out of bed
and like drag myself into thedoctor's office, so like when I
decided, hey, I need to go see adoctor.
Like it's no shit time to go seea doctor, and if they would
(09:36):
like turn me away, I instantlywant to burn the building down
because that's like.
I'm here and you don'tunderstand.
Like I need to be here and Idon't care what the hell you
have going on, Like you don'tknow what it took for me to come
here.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
And now that you're like, oh well, yeah, you're
fucking off, set up here andlike man, like I'm not going to
see you, Like as much as I wouldlove to just fly to Texas and
but it's like we don't live inTexas anymore.
Yeah, we can't like, so I'mtrying to get established up
here and you know I got to gosee my lady doctor because you
got to get the flaps check.
Flap doctor you know, so I gotit.
(10:08):
So I'm trying to getestablished with the damn flap
doctor and it's damn seemingnear impossible.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
FDR, not to be confused with Franklin Delano
Roosevelt.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
So a part of me wants to just call my damn San
Antonio doctor and be like yo.
But I don't have $600 just tofly down to get my flap checked.
So trying to get established uphere and I asked was like well,
what if I think I have like aUTI or something and they're
like well, then I guess you gotto go to urgent care.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
You know, it just ran through my head.
But when you're like if you hitme up, it's like I need a plane
ticket to Texas so I can go seemy gynecologist.
I'd be like that is the mostexpensive pussy I've ever paid
for.
Damn straight.
Damn straight Like thatinstantly went through my head.
I was like God, this thing's,this snatch is expensive.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I just so I did like I had a moment earlier.
I was on the phone with you andI was like trying not to get.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I could hear that you were like ready to break.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I was.
But I pulled myself togetherwhen she called me back and I
was like you know what?
That's fine, it's fine, we'lljust keep the appointment you
scheduled before and I'll justgo from there.
I mean my appointments inOctober.
I might as well just waitanother damn month and go see my
doctor in November, when I'm inTexas, anyways, oh, okay, yeah,
(11:24):
I forgot, you're going to that.
Yes, I know you can't go.
So I can not you know, but anywho.
So yes, so that has been goingon.
Another thing, I'm just goingto throw it out there.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Well, we went to the movies the other day.
We haven't been to the moviesin a long time.
We had a pretty good weekend.
You went to Bass Pro Shopbecause you had to get
binoculars.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I need to new binos and a shooting mat.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, which we'll get into all that.
But I'm going to kind of justtransition here.
From flap doctors.
We went into the movies and wewent and saw Sound of Freedom.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Went and saw Sound of Freedom.
Everybody was talking about itand I wanted to go see it.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
And we're probably late on the game, but we've both
been talking about wanting togo see it.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
And we did.
I'm glad we did.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
It is a phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
It's a very good movie.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Phenomenal movie and it really touches on.
I don't know how to say touchit really.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
It really goes in light and we were talking about
it Child sex trafficking.
Yeah, and like I don't getchoked up at movies at all, like
I'm not an emotional person,like I'm very method and logic
based.
Then, like, very seldomly willa movie get an emotional
reaction for me, but that onedid.
Yeah, and it was a very strongand powerful message.
(12:50):
Like I don't want to talk aboutthe movie because I want people
to go see it.
Like I even paid.
I paid $75 to buy tickets forother people.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, If you for yeah , they have thing of it's
angelcom slash freedom and youcan actually go there and you
can purchase tickets for peopleto go see this movie for free.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Or you can claim tickets to go see it for free.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, so that, yeah, you can claim tickets that
people have purchased to go seethem, to see the movie, for free
.
But it is a very powerfulmessage, and you and I had
talked about how.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
If you are a parent, especially with children under
the ages of 10, prepare yourselffor this movie.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, or even on the age of 18.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And if you, if you are a parent?
And you're going to go see thismovie like mentally prepare
yourself to see it.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
It just makes me think about all the times kind
of, because I don't know whenspecifically everything, the
year of kind of everything wentdown with all this stuff.
But I think about when I wasyounger and how I got approached
, you know, to go do modelingand things like that, and how
was it legit or was it not.
You know what I mean, Becauseback then I mean the internet
(13:58):
wasn't like it is today.
Right, but you can like searchsomething, but it just I
remember we were talking abouthow, you know, this movie was
made five years ago.
And you think about that andthat's what they filmed it, yeah
, 2018.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
So the guy five years ago.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
They filmed it five years ago.
But you know, for me I'm verylike.
Everything happens for a reason.
I think everything, a lot,isn't in God's timing and I
think that it came out when itdid because I don't think it
would have gotten near enoughattention or shed the light that
it needed to or make the impactthat it is making back then.
(14:34):
Because there was so much goingon with, like the Me Too
movement and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, it wouldn't have got the traction it got,
especially like pre-pandemic.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Right, but now that everything you know post
pandemic and the way the worldis now like I think it is really
making a huge stand and it theguy who plays the.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Tim.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Ballard.
You know he played Jesus inPassion of the Christ.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
He did.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
So it was a really good movie.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I still find it hilarious that so many leftward
leaning establishments are notShowing the movie, but like,
rather than not showing themovie, they're coming up with
stupid excuses, like there'sbeen Several occasions when
movies will be shown as sold outand there's nobody watching the
movie.
Or like though I was watching acouple of tiktoks where they
(15:24):
showed up and the guy wassitting in the movie theater and
he's like why were all thetickets shown as sold out?
Because there's nobody elsefucking here.
And then they, like theWhatever, like the attendant in
the theater, came in and they'relike oh, we're having a problem
with the movie and the guyliterally said first, it's all
sold out, we're the only twopeople here.
Now You're telling me the moviedoesn't work.
Fuck you and your fuckingagenda get fucked.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, I'm glad to see that, like there was actually,
our theater was full.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
It was full.
It was full, it was packed andit was.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
It was nice so to see that.
And I saw one person was inthere with her little kid and
she left the movie theater.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I watched her walk out with her little yeah, I did
watch her walk out and so I meanit is very like first 15
minutes.
Well, right after they made thefirst rescue.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah she walked out it was Very, very good.
Did you know that most of hiskids are adopted, or?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
rescued.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yes, I didn't know that.
So, until Melissa, she needs tojust wait till it comes out so
she can watch it at home and shecan deal with her emotion.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
It's a very emotional Emotion response like it will
invoke a remote and emotionalresponse.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I could tell with you it did because, like you said,
you know how you don't getemotional.
But like you, there was whenyou put your hand on my leg in
the movie theater because Icould tell you were upset.
I was getting emotional.
Yes, I was holding myselftogether pretty well and I
didn't actually like Fully cry,cry until the very end, but like
I teared up a lot, but I couldtell with you certain moments
(16:58):
that I got.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
so angry at certain points, like I was Human, mad,
like with the pedos.
Oh my god, like I was like,like I was sitting here like
thinking to myself.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Well, would you do a pedophile during the?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
pedophile scenes, and I was like this is why I
couldn't do his job, because Iwould have instantly just
magdump that fucking fool.
You know, another thought thatwent through my head, like with
all the shit that's going onright now, especially like out
in public and in movie theatersand shit, I was glad that I was
carrying because I was like oneof the things I kept thinking to
myself.
I was like we're in a fairlyHostile political Environment
(17:38):
yes and I was like this theateris fucking packed right now and.
I was like the reason, I'm gladwe got the CTD, as I was like
I'm stupid close to an exit andif I need to fight my way out of
here I absolutely can.
But like there was like beforethe previews were playing, I was
like playing through in my head.
I was like if it comes in thatdoor, it's like what do I do?
Like what do I tell Kim?
Like do I push through theground?
(17:58):
Well take, do I take cover toour turn fire?
Like how's this gonna play out?
And I was like, do I justfucking beeline for the door?
It's like depends on what thethreat is.
Like right like that.
I played that whole scenario inmy mind about like this theater
is packed over a verycontroversial issue right now
and and like, and you never knowwho's felt kind of, I just felt
kind of uneasy yeah until, likeI, settled into the movie.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, well, it is because you never know like are
we gonna get someone in thetheater?
That's just gonna be like somefucking crazy person.
But I think everyone was toopreoccupied with Barbie and
Oppenheimer.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I really want to see.
I heard Oppenheimer is verygood.
I saw another tick-tock wherethe guy was like fuck Barbie.
I pre-gamed Oppenheimer watchbefore watching Pearl Harbor.
I went to the movie theater madas shit at Japan.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
It's supposed to have heard.
It's really good and it's got.
What's his name?
Killian Murphy.
Yep, I like him.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Tommy Shelby.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
That's right, peaky blinders so, but other than that
, so that off a depressing topic, let's talk about you.
So you have something veryexciting coming up.
Yes.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
So I took an entire week of leave to prepare for
this.
Well, I had to work yesterdaybecause, like I, just I had to
go into the office, like there'sjust too much shit going on.
But I'm fine, it's finally come.
I finally booked my course withbang steel.
I'm gonna go down thereThursday morning, get checked
into the room, get established,get ready for everything.
(19:27):
I talked to Dan this morning.
Yeah, classes ago.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
All right, everything's good to go.
Good deal, I miss you already.
I'm gonna check out one oftheir.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I asked him me.
I was like he sent me an email.
He's like, hey, classes, goodto go.
You got there's a couple otherpeople coming and I was like,
hey, where's the best place toget a decent steak?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Dan's the younger guy right.
Forest is the forest is young.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yeah, dan is the older gentleman.
I believe I could be wrong ifyou guys listen to this ever.
I'm sorry if I got that wrong,but I asked him where the best
place to get a decent stake inan old-fashioned was, and he was
like it's where you need to go.
So I was like I will be there.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I'll watch you now.
Maybe they'll invite you totheir podcast.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I don't know when they record.
They just put out a new episodeyesterday, so I think they
record Sundays.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Sundays or Saturday.
Well, they well, becausesometimes when we listen they
say how they're they like theyjust wrapped up a course for the
week and so maybe it's Saturdayevening after things wrapped up
and done, or it's Sunday aftereveryone's it could be.
Maybe cuz you're coming backSunday.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I'll be back Sunday because, like I'm gonna spend
all day on the range, like I'mnot, I'm not gonna try and drive
back from with Phil.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Saturday night.
Yeah, no, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
So uh, but yeah, I got a, got a bottle of scotch
for him.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
You sure did.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Balvini, 14 year, caribbean cask so it's one of my
favorites.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I hope they like it.
You got me blue cheese olives.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I did.
I did find blue cheese olives.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
It was so cute he came home.
You came home on it was Sundaybecause you had gone just gone
shooting.
I went to church, I went,zeroed the new rounds I got in
and you're like I got yousomething and you came home with
blue cheese olives and made mea very shitty she never made one
before.
It's fine, I fixed it.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I don't drink vodka, so if you've never had.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
If you like martinis and you like dirty martinis and
you need to have a martini withsome blue cheese olives, because
that is the best martini You'llever have, and you may think it
sounds gross, but I'm tellingyou Something about it that
bitter milk I got for those old,that old-fashioned mix is
really good.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I was like I can usually make a decent like a
pretty damn good old-fashionedlike just on my own.
But that bitter milk stuff likemix it one to four with ryer or
just whatever bourbon you wantand it is when you're done oh
god.
But yeah, try it out.
It's called bitter milk.
It's a barrel, aged,old-fashioned, and it's it's
bitter milk number one and it'sreally good.
(21:44):
You can get it a total one.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, okay, you got, you had a you had a hand clap.
I thought I remember I reallywanted to talk about something
that we another thing, big eventthat we had gone through in the
last couple weeks and why wehadn't recorded and stuff
Because our house flooded.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yes, our house did, did flood.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Calling all out.
I'm not gonna use names, butyou know who you are, so we had
some friends sink leak.
So, yeah, we had a sink leakand um House flooded so we had
some friends coming to town.
Look up at like 3.30 in themorning and I saw our friend who
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was staying the night was likerunning up and down the hallway
and I was like what is going on?
And all of a sudden I just seewater.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Well.
I thought initially it was pee,it was in every room.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I thought Simba had pissed on the floor and I was
like oh my God.
And I saw it all the way in thehallway and I was like, okay,
simba can pee, but like that's alot.
And then I realized there wasjust water everywhere.
Well, our spare bathroom had aleak, and it I mean everywhere
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the bedroom, the hallway, thespare bedroom, the living room
at 3 in the morning, bothclosets.
Both closets, everywhere we hadwater, everywhere we finally got
the water shut off, got itfixed and our friend is just mop
trying to mop up.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Just gallons of water .
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh man, we were so exhausted, we didn't get all the
water out until.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Got.
It was that afternoon 5.30.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
No, yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
About water, but we got the water out.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
We got most of it out and then, once everything
finally seeped out of the walls.
It was like that afternoon thatwe got every everything done.
We had to completely which thecarpet needed to go we had.
I had an area rug in the livingroom had to completely go.
Yeah, it was starting to stink.
But, like I just remember, ourone friend woke up on the couch,
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was like, what's that?
Like didn't comprehend what washappening.
And they went right back tosleep while we're trying to shop
back the house.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
The outside's on the inside.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
And then not only that, we're shop backing, and
then it decides to storm.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah.
I mean and not like alwaysraining down poor lightning,
thunder, storm.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
The lights flicker and I said, oh, please, that's.
All we need is the power to goout.
We're trying to shop backgallons of water.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
That was a fun, that was a while.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I like the way I like the way choke tells it, because
he was like I had to go pee andI woke up and got out of bed
and like, took one step and hersquish and he's like oh, that's
weird.
Another step and I'm takingthese like then I took the next
step, squish, and he's like, ohno.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Well, and I, because I know that the other one they
had been kind of partying nextdoor and hanging out, and so I
had kept waking up throughoutthe middle of the night like
because I was going to lock thedoor if they had come back to
pass out.
And I guess the last time Iwoke up like I didn't, there was
no water or anything like that.
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So when I woke up and I saw thehall light was on, I was like
why is the hall light on?
And then I saw a choke runningback and forth and I was like
what the hell?
So then I get out of bed and Igot a squish.
I got to put clothes on and thenI stepped in water and I was
like what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
You woke me up and you're like the house is
flooding and I was like are myguns wet?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
No, and it did the one room.
Well, I can't.
It did not go into the manor,it was getting there.
It was getting close.
It was getting real close.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
My guns would have got soaked, everyone would have
been dead.
No, luckily they didn't.
It did not make it to the manor, thank God.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
But it was a very, very fun and interesting.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
That's not.
That was not fun.
It was not fun.
It's funny now.
It's not fun.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
But in the moment it was not.
It was not so, but yeah, it wasvery it was very eventful.
It was very eventful, Very,very eventful.
I also try how's your arm doing.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Oh, you mean from being set on fire.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yesterday, we were cooking, I was cooking.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
She was making.
Yeah, it was last night.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
No, it was on Sunday.
We were cooking steak, no itwas yesterday when you were
cooking.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Oh, it was when I was making the steak.
So Sunday I thought I was goingto be super sweet.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
I was.
Like you know, I've been kindof slacking on my womanly
housewife duties.
I haven't really been makingyou lunch in the morning because
you leave significantly earlierthan I do, so I kind of forget
to make it the night before.
I've kind of been slacking ondinner.
I've been very like want toorder something.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
And so I was like you know what I'm going to make?
A nice dinner I'm going to have.
We got some corn on the cob, wegot some potatoes and I was
like I'll just buy some steak,so I'll make.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I was.
I was just finishing up makingsteaks Right, they were resting.
I'd already made the lemonsauce.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
You were reaching in the cabinet for something I was
going to get the salt or no, Iwas going.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I was putting the time in the lemon glaze sauce
Right and I reached up to get itand you decided to open the
potatoes.
While I'm like outstretched andall this fucking super heated
steam just runs up my fuckingarm, setting my ass on fire.
And immediately I was like whatin the fuck are you doing?
Just like singed all my hairoff, fucking super heated,
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burned inside of my fucking arm.
Oh man, I was like what are youdoing?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I felt so bad.
I was like what?
I looked at you two, like what?
And then I realized the steam.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
You just fucking burned a shit out of me, fucking
, cooked your husband alive.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Gosh yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
God, it hurts so bad for like a day, like a whole ass
day, like, like you know, likewhen you get really bad sunburn.
That's exactly what it feltlike on, like the inside of my
arm.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
I so sorry.
Yeah, one of these days,apologize, apologize.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Oh, try to set me on.
Fire.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Well, shit happens Wasn't on purpose.
No wasn't on purpose.
I got cut off to dude, dude,some asshole.
Today I was driving home andyou know, if people want to take
the emergency lane, just letthem do it.
Just let them do it.
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You don't need to block trafficthinking you're motorcycle.
Well, and that's a thing youknow, you get these assholes
that think like, oh, I'm notgonna let them pass me.
If I'm sitting in traffic, theyhave to sit in traffic too, and
they'll block half way theirlane and the emergency lane so
you can't get by.
So, but I'm sorry, if my exitis right there, I'm getting in
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that lane and yeah, whatever,but I.
So I got almost like the exitsright fucking there and I'm
sitting here.
I'm like I'm just gonna, I'mgoing.
This fucking asshole pulls outand tries to block the lane.
Well, he didn't pull out farenough.
I still had plenty of space.
So as I'm passing him, heproceeds to swerve over to try
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to hit me out of it, honked atme.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I would have fucking creamed him.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Well, I Didn't want to deal with you, because then
you would say it was my faultprobably so I didn't.
I Drove around him and said, haha, jokes on you, because your
little piece of shit Mazda willget crushed by my bingo fucking
dodge ram.
So Like the only thing I don'thave is a train horn.
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So but I was like this dick,like I can understand if he was
maybe exiting too, but he wasn't.
So then he's blocking everyonewho has their blinker on because
they're trying to just get tothe exit like they're not
sitting in traffic.
You're not trying to cut youoff, like we're just trying to
exit it went off the fuckinghighway.
But people do it to motorcyclestoo and I just don't understand.
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I sit there, I'm like they'renot trying to be dicks, they're
doing it because for one at thebike fucking overheats in there
really well.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Well, what a lot of people don't understand is, like
most of motorcycles, enginesare air-cooled.
So if you're, not moving airacross the fins, the bikes just
getting hotter and hotter andhotter right.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
And then I got cut off twice like I'm sitting there
in traffic, my my business,doing my thing, and this car
just I mean Sly.
I mean there's not even roomfor a car to even be like, oh, I
can fit in right there.
They just decided I'm gonnaslam on my brakes and swerve
over.
And luckily, I mean I'm payingattention, because I've come to
realize that people up heredrive like fucking idiots,
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mm-hmm, and I'm like, and theyjust swerve over and then throw
their arms up like I'm doingsomething wrong and I'm like,
okay, I'm just gonna sit hereand go, you go, do you boo boo?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I'm a firm believer that on see, I have.
I have terrible road rage.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I do too, and I'm really like rain it in I.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Internalize most of it and like just memorize a
license plate and I was like Iwill find you if I need to, and
and then like I'm a firmbeliever that like aggravated
assault and battery should notexist on any roadway.
Like if you cut me off, Ishould be able to drag you out
of your fucking car and beat thehell out of you, but it's like
you can't.
We've talked about this before adick like if you're a dick in
traffic, I should be able to putmy vehicle in park, drag you
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out of your car and and bringyou to a fucking.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
But that's the thing, though.
Like you can't.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
I'm not inciting violence.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
No, I understand that but it's we've talked about
this before that you can't evendo like.
I don't even.
Really I don't like to use myhorn.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I tried not to use about every chance I fucking get
.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I understand that, but your horn is more
intimidating than mine.
If someone hears me, just honkmy horns me and you get them on
a bad day.
Right.
People get out and they'll wantto just fucking shoot you over
it fucking run them over I mean,but you know what I mean,
though, like I mean, that'sstupid because they fucked up.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Put the fucking hot, get down behind the wheel, mash
up petal the floor and pin thatbitch between I'm a should I
admit?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Okay, no, I'm not gonna admit that, never mind
what I'll tell you later.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
But I got some secrets.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
No shit, are they bad secrets or good secrets?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Depends on how you look at it.
Oh god.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Do I need to worry like state police show up at the
house and like arresting you?
No, no, no, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
This is more just like bet.
You didn't think about that,huh face okay, fair enough.
But um, Anyhow.
So yeah, I just I Can't.
I've had to really hone in.
Is that the right?
Yeah, hone in on my Road ragereel it in reel it in Since,
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yeah, honed in on it since I'vemoved up here because I have
honed in means like you're superhyper focused, real in it.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
In means like I had to like text it back.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Well, yeah, okay, I've really honed in my driving
and traffic in Maryland BecauseI've had to reel in.
So that's the thing I wastalking to my therapist about.
You know how I want to yourroad rage.
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No, I was talking about, we'retalking about exercise and how.
She was like I was like I havea gym membership, I should
utilize it.
And she's like, yeah, youshould, you should just.
And I was like, well, yeah, butby time I get home, like I
don't want to leave and it'sbecause I've been sitting in
traffic for an hour.
And by time I get home, I'mjust like Fuck all these people,
so I don't want to change anddrive back down the rush like
we'll just take your clotheswith you and I go.
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By time I get to where I'm at,I'm thinking I am this much
closer to being home.
That's fair and it's like Idon't want to do it, but
actually the weather chasereally nice.
I need to take the dogs for awalk, but I also need to make
dinner.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Oh my god, they make so much noise when you take them
.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I just go around the block.
You should go with me.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Nope, I have no desire.
This is I'm on vacation rightnow, and today wasn't very
vacation full.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
They've been kind of used to me being home for the
past four days.
So there you go.
Anything else you'd like to addto this episode?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
No, I don't reckon got time.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
He'd think you want to just chit chat, talk about.
Mmm there's love for me.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
We don't have enough time.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Shit I did.
I got back on my reading kick.
I started a book yesterday, Areyou sluts mutt.
Yeah Well, I like callingwhoever I like her writing and
one of the books that she's aromp.
She does romance and One of herbooks is like kind of a
thriller romance and it's reallygood it's like this man.
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Yeah, somebody's barking atsomething, probably nothing,
probably the wall, which makesme even more solidify that there
might be a ghost in this house,because randomly he'll just in
the middle of the day, juststart, I think he's senile
barking.
You know, I think so too,because yesterday I caught him
just licking the floor.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
I think he's losing his mind.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
I don't think he's losing his mind, he's just
getting old.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Yeah, that's part of getting old.
You go crazy.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
He's not going crazy, I think he's absent.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
You're just staring his eyes.
Yes, have him stare back.
When one's staring at the walland one's looking at you, that
is not.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
He does not do that.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Just not, just not a thought.
He does not do that.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
He just wants all the love and he wants to give all
the love.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
He just wants all the love and he wants to give all
the love, it wouldn't be so badif he didn't pant, if he didn't
breathe like a Cummins diesel.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
He just wants to love you.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Every time he does, oh, every time he like he'll be
chilling and he's fine Notmaking any noise and then, as
soon as you like, pick him up orhe comes to cuddle.
It's like it's like a first genCummins, like it's been sitting
for three or four months andyou try to start it and fuss up
freezing temperature it is themost inconvenient.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
It is the most inconvenient time.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
He will be sound asleep, so peaceful and cute,
and just snoring away.
And then when we go to bed it'slike the the walk from the bath
, from the living room to thebedroom, up the steps which I
want to order him new steps thatare easier for him to get up.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Yeah, he needs taller ones.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yeah, you want to buy me some on Amazon.
They're 30 bucks.
No okay, that's fine.
Don't help our son who needsstairs.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
I'll help him.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
No, I pick him up and then he gets on.
One time he gets on the pillow,he just it's like he just ran a
marathon, walking 40 feet.
You know it's so funny.
Yesterday I took them aroundthe block.
I took Aries because I'm like,well, aries is probably used to
going out every day, so I thinkthat's why he gets a little
hyperactive a little bit more inthe evenings, and so I.
So I was like, okay, you'reprobably used to going outside
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and going on walks.
I can't take all three of them.
So I was like, okay, I'll doone at a time.
I Did all.
I did them one at a time, justwent around the loop, literally,
came back in.
Aries is laying there fine onthe ground.
This is how out of shape ourdogs are, which I should
probably take them Simba andThor.
Both are sitting there pantinglike they've ran a 5k and
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they're dying of air and heatExhaustion air exhaustion.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Please, pray, tell it .
Air exhaustion.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Did I?
I said heat.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
You said air and heat exhaustion.
What's air exhaustion?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I don't know, I didn't mean.
I meant like heat exhaustion.
Heat exhaustion, yes, right.
Yeah okay, and I'm just lookingat them both.
They're always looking like whyare y'all panting like you're
dying over there?
And I'm like they're kind ofjust they're out of shape, they
need to go on walks more.
But so I was like, well, maybeI'll take them on around the
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block again today, but anyhow,well, I guess that's my rant
session.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Hungry when we make you heat you up some tacos some
carnitas.
Yeah, some pork carnitas.
Yeah and I don't like all thatshit on it, so I gotta don't my
own shit up.
I don't make me some.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Very, very simple.
Just give me meat cheese, goodto go, I made some pretty good.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
What come all the yesterday with mine, and then I
ate it all Anyhow, all right.
Well, I guess that's it fortoday.
I hope you tuned in, hope youlike it.
Um, well, hopefully be herenext week.
We shall see.
Last week was my fault, 100%,so was it?
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yeah, you had a little breakdown Tuesday night.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yeah, I did.
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, I've had a few of those.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
But I've been doing good, been on a good streak.
All right, guys, we'll see youlater.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Okay, words of Maverick.
We'll catch you guys in thenext round.
Be safer, be deadly, be good orbe good at it.
And ask yourself Did youAmerica today?
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
You.
One.
95% of the time my hair isalways in a messy bun.
Obviously I'm a basic fly girlwho likes her pumpkin spice
lattes in the fall and her hairwith her leggings and.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I have an under control addiction with firearms.
I'm a basic fly girl who likesher clothes and her underwear.
I'm a basic fly girl who likesher clothes and her leggings.
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Come on Episode 33.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Welcome back to another episode of Messy Bones
and Shotguns.
We have yet again been gone fora couple of weeks after we said
we were going to do this weekly.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Ridiculously busy.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Ridiculously busy, ridiculous, ridiculously busy.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Also um had a lot of revelation.
I guess I would say mepersonally.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
I was like we're talking like revelations, like
revelation six, eight, like orlike it's the end of times.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
No, I feel like we're in the end times in a lot of
different ways.
No, just um.
I mean, you know, like I'vebeen going through a lot of
things and I think kind of got alittle off track with a lot
kind of what's the other wordbesides revelation?
I'm looking for breakthroughs.
Break had some breakthroughs.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Realizations.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Realizations.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Self-reflection.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Self-reflection.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Not revelation.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well, there's been some revelations there, I would
say, but I think I've been doingreally well and I also have you
to thank for support in that Umso I'm here for.
I know I love you so much, butI also um been going back to
therapy and realizing how hardit is to find a therapist.
(02:19):
not only find a therapist, butfind which is.
This is going to lead intoanother topic real fast, so
we're kind of just jumping inhere.
So I have been looking fortherapy and I'm a very I guess
you could say old school in theway of and I wouldn't say old
school because I do a lot ofthings virtually but I feel,
when it comes to therapy, I knowthere are people that probably
do benefit a lot from it, but Ifeel, with therapy, it's very
(02:44):
good and more effective inperson for me, like personally,
I'm sure for other people maybenot, depending on what you're
going- for Everybody's going tohave their own like experience
with it.
Right, um, but I think whenyou're really trying to go
through things especially ifyou're trying to find out what
fills your cup, what makes youhappy, and you're trying to work
(03:04):
through a lot of things in yourlife that sometimes in person
versus especially becausesometimes they're depending on
your wifi or where you're atlike some pretty personable
things you want to discussSometimes it's better to be in
person to work through those.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, because when you're doing it online, given
the nature of my industry.
I think there's always a man inthe middle.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Absolutely.
And then not only that, likethere's delays and then so once
person's talking and the otherperson gets cut off because they
think they're still talking,and then by time you don't know
if they're talking, you starttalking again and then you're
just awkward pause and then youstart overlapping.
So but I think I've foundsomeone that it'll work for work
with.
I did find out she does do inperson, but I got to figure that
(03:49):
out because it's with adifferent company Anyhow.
So whatever, but yeah.
So I think lately things havebeen pretty good.
I've been progressing upward.
I was, I have to say, I wasreally, really proud of myself
on Friday, friday.
You had a pretty bad panicattack and normally for me those
(04:13):
panic attacks can become adwelling spiral effect that they
can.
And instead of taking mymedicine, making a big scene
about it kind of the cry forhelp for me thing and begging
you to come home I I got in theshower and I kind of let it out
(04:35):
Like it got pretty bad in theshower for five seconds, five
minutes, I'd say two minutes,like it went full blown.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Well, I didn't.
I didn't even get your messageshours later, because it went
full blown.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I like I thought I was the whole dying.
I'm going to have to call 911.
This is going to suck.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
And then it's not that bad.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Well, I just honed in , I prayed, I let it out and I
said pick, I saw God told me hewas like get up and I said okay,
and I got up and he said that'sit, this.
And I kind of like felt likethat was a really big
breakthrough for me.
I got up.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I think working through it like being able to
work through it, versus likesubmitting to it, and like I'm
going to.
I'm going to like I'm going togo to the hospital or I'm going
to get help and like afterwards,laying in the hall, like when
we did this a couple of yearsago, when we took you to the
hospital right.
Afterwards.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
You're sitting in the hospital but you're like I feel
, I feel stupid, like no, andlike all I needed was at a van
and like now everything's fineWell and that's the thing, like,
even when I'm at home, like, oh, I'll just take my medicine,
I've really been trying to like,not like just work through that
, and so I guess, like I workedthrough it, I honed in on it
versus submitting to it, like Iovercame it and I took a shower
(05:47):
and I ended up having a reallygood day and we had a really
good weekend and I kind of likeended up like crying tears of
joy just because I was so proudof myself, and so I just kind of
that was kind of I guess like abreakthrough for me this week
and I felt really bad because,like I couldn't, I missed all
the messages like withleadership being out.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Like I work was just kicking my dick in for two weeks
.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Well, and that's why I messaged you and I told you I
was like it's fine, I promise,because I knew, knowing like how
I can get like.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
As soon as I got the message.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I was like oh, that's why I was like shit, I was like
I was like.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I was like, yeah, and we're in crisis, I'm gonna have
to, but we weren't in crisis.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
We were for two minutes, but I caught myself out
of crisis so I was very proudof myself.
I almost had a crisis momenttoday.
I don't know if you could tellon the phone.
I kind of started gettingchoked up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
I heard it, I heard it and I was like I was getting
so.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I was getting so upset because another thing and
I don't know if it's becauseI've just been established for
so long in Texas and I'm, ormaybe it's because I'm just in a
different, like a larger citythan San Antonio, I don't know
there are.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
there are quite a few more people here.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
But I've never had the struggle of when I'm trying
to get established at a doctorsomewhere, that it's not OK, we
can get you in in the nextcouple of weeks.
It's like they're booked twomonths out Like everywhere, and
there's only like specificplaces.
I mean, every time I Googlelike near me, it's the same
things, or even if I do like 30minutes away, it's I don't know.
(07:21):
But I was on the phone todayand I was trying to get
established somewhere and theytold me they're not seeing new
patients until two months fromnow.
And I was like well, what if Ihave?
What if I think I havesomething like an infection or
if whatever?
And they're like well, then youjust need to go to urgent care.
And I'm like, first, is justwhat?
(07:42):
Like I've never experiencedthat.
And then, and then they try totell me that they could get me
in sooner than my establishedannual, but then it was later
than the date that they wantedto schedule me for originally.
Yeah, so I was just like I wasso frustrated because I've never
experienced that before, Iguess, and I guess I just feel
(08:04):
like I'm always experiencingthat when I'm trying to find
doctors up here Except for thechiropractor.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I went yeah, I called them yesterday and I'm like we
can get you in today and I waslike hell yeah, can you imagine
like having a medical practiceto where you're like so
successful or so booked, likeyou turn clients away and, in
the medical field, like peoplecome to you because they have a
problem?
and something's wrong with them.
They're like I don't call thedoctor just to call the fucking
doctor Right.
(08:30):
Like can you imagine like beingat that place where you can
just like turn people away?
It's like you're like yourproblems and what's going on
with you are not my problem.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Right.
Like you took an oath to like dono harm and help people and all
that shit it is not that Ithink they necessarily want to
turn away, but it's like they'rebooking out what they can and
like.
That's a struggle I've had toowith like therapy also, like
when I was trying to reschedule,when I was trying to schedule
my appointments they're bookedout, like they're completely
booked out.
You have to basically be a getan appointment and you're on a
(09:02):
waiting schedule and then whenyou get it you need to just have
reoccurring appointments, likeI'm not going to see my
therapist that I just have hadone session with for another two
weeks because of how booked outshe is.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
See, this is why I, this is why I avoid the doctor
and everybody at all costs,because I would get so like I'm
the type of person like like I'ma dude right, like I don't go
to the doctor unless, like Ineed to like crawl out of bed
and like drag myself into thedoctor's office, so like when I
decided, hey, I need to go see adoctor.
Like it's no shit time to go seea doctor, and if they would
(09:36):
like turn me away, I instantlywant to burn the building down
because that's like.
I'm here and you don'tunderstand.
Like I need to be here and Idon't care what the hell you
have going on, Like you don'tknow what it took for me to come
here.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
And now that you're like, oh well, yeah, you're
fucking off, set up here andlike man, like I'm not going to
see you, Like as much as I wouldlove to just fly to Texas and
but it's like we don't live inTexas anymore.
Yeah, we can't like, so I'mtrying to get established up
here and you know I got to gosee my lady doctor because you
got to get the flaps check.
Flap doctor you know, so I gotit.
(10:08):
So I'm trying to getestablished with the damn flap
doctor and it's damn seemingnear impossible.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
FDR, not to be confused with Franklin Delano
Roosevelt.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
So a part of me wants to just call my damn San
Antonio doctor and be like yo.
But I don't have $600 just tofly down to get my flap checked.
So trying to get established uphere and I asked was like well,
what if I think I have like aUTI or something and they're
like well, then I guess you gotto go to urgent care.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
You know, it just ran through my head.
But when you're like if you hitme up, it's like I need a plane
ticket to Texas so I can go seemy gynecologist.
I'd be like that is the mostexpensive pussy I've ever paid
for.
Damn straight.
Damn straight Like thatinstantly went through my head.
I was like God, this thing's,this snatch is expensive.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
I just so I did like I had a moment earlier.
I was on the phone with you andI was like trying not to get.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I could hear that you were like ready to break.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I was.
But I pulled myself togetherwhen she called me back and I
was like you know what?
That's fine, it's fine, we'lljust keep the appointment you
scheduled before and I'll justgo from there.
I mean my appointments inOctober.
I might as well just waitanother damn month and go see my
doctor in November, when I'm inTexas, anyways, oh, okay, yeah,
(11:24):
I forgot, you're going to that.
Yes, I know you can't go.
So I can not you know, but anywho.
So yes, so that has been goingon.
Another thing, I'm just goingto throw it out there.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Oh boy.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Well, we went to the movies the other day.
We haven't been to the moviesin a long time.
We had a pretty good weekend.
You went to Bass Pro Shopbecause you had to get
binoculars.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I need to new binos and a shooting mat.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah, which we'll get into all that.
But I'm going to kind of justtransition here.
From flap doctors.
We went into the movies and wewent and saw Sound of Freedom.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Went and saw Sound of Freedom.
Everybody was talking about itand I wanted to go see it.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
And we're probably late on the game, but we've both
been talking about wanting togo see it.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
And we did.
I'm glad we did.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
It is a phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
It's a very good movie.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Phenomenal movie and it really touches on.
I don't know how to say touchit really.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
It really goes in light and we were talking about
it Child sex trafficking.
Yeah, and like I don't getchoked up at movies at all, like
I'm not an emotional person,like I'm very method and logic
based.
Then, like, very seldomly willa movie get an emotional
reaction for me, but that onedid.
Yeah, and it was a very strongand powerful message.
(12:50):
Like I don't want to talk aboutthe movie because I want people
to go see it.
Like I even paid.
I paid $75 to buy tickets forother people.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, If you for yeah , they have thing of it's
angelcom slash freedom and youcan actually go there and you
can purchase tickets for peopleto go see this movie for free.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Or you can claim tickets to go see it for free.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, so that, yeah, you can claim tickets that
people have purchased to go seethem, to see the movie, for free
.
But it is a very powerfulmessage, and you and I had
talked about how.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
If you are a parent, especially with children under
the ages of 10, prepare yourselffor this movie.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, or even on the age of 18.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And if you, if you are a parent?
And you're going to go see thismovie like mentally prepare
yourself to see it.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
It just makes me think about all the times kind
of, because I don't know whenspecifically everything, the
year of kind of everything wentdown with all this stuff.
But I think about when I wasyounger and how I got approached
, you know, to go do modelingand things like that, and how
was it legit or was it not.
You know what I mean, Becauseback then I mean the internet
(13:58):
wasn't like it is today.
Right, but you can like searchsomething, but it just I
remember we were talking abouthow, you know, this movie was
made five years ago.
And you think about that andthat's what they filmed it, yeah
, 2018.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
So the guy five years ago.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
They filmed it five years ago.
But you know, for me I'm verylike.
Everything happens for a reason.
I think everything, a lot,isn't in God's timing and I
think that it came out when itdid because I don't think it
would have gotten near enoughattention or shed the light that
it needed to or make the impactthat it is making back then.
(14:34):
Because there was so much goingon with, like the Me Too
movement and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, it wouldn't have got the traction it got,
especially like pre-pandemic.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Right, but now that everything you know post
pandemic and the way the worldis now like I think it is really
making a huge stand and it theguy who plays the.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Tim.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Ballard.
You know he played Jesus inPassion of the Christ.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
He did.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
So it was a really good movie.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I still find it hilarious that so many leftward
leaning establishments are notShowing the movie, but like,
rather than not showing themovie, they're coming up with
stupid excuses, like there'sbeen Several occasions when
movies will be shown as sold outand there's nobody watching the
movie.
Or like though I was watching acouple of tiktoks where they
(15:24):
showed up and the guy wassitting in the movie theater and
he's like why were all thetickets shown as sold out?
Because there's nobody elsefucking here.
And then they, like theWhatever, like the attendant in
the theater, came in and they'relike oh, we're having a problem
with the movie and the guyliterally said first, it's all
sold out, we're the only twopeople here.
Now You're telling me the moviedoesn't work.
Fuck you and your fuckingagenda get fucked.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, I'm glad to see that, like there was actually,
our theater was full.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
It was full.
It was full, it was packed andit was.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
It was nice so to see that.
And I saw one person was inthere with her little kid and
she left the movie theater.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I watched her walk out with her little yeah, I did
watch her walk out and so I meanit is very like first 15
minutes.
Well, right after they made thefirst rescue.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Yeah she walked out it was Very, very good.
Did you know that most of hiskids are adopted, or?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
rescued.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yes, I didn't know that.
So, until Melissa, she needs tojust wait till it comes out so
she can watch it at home and shecan deal with her emotion.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
It's a very emotional Emotion response like it will
invoke a remote and emotionalresponse.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I could tell with you it did because, like you said,
you know how you don't getemotional.
But like you, there was whenyou put your hand on my leg in
the movie theater because Icould tell you were upset.
I was getting emotional.
Yes, I was holding myselftogether pretty well and I
didn't actually like Fully cry,cry until the very end, but like
I teared up a lot, but I couldtell with you certain moments
(16:58):
that I got.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
so angry at certain points, like I was Human, mad,
like with the pedos.
Oh my god, like I was like,like I was sitting here like
thinking to myself.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Well, would you do a pedophile during the?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
pedophile scenes, and I was like this is why I
couldn't do his job, because Iwould have instantly just
magdump that fucking fool.
You know, another thought thatwent through my head, like with
all the shit that's going onright now, especially like out
in public and in movie theatersand shit, I was glad that I was
carrying because I was like oneof the things I kept thinking to
myself.
I was like we're in a fairlyHostile political Environment
(17:38):
yes and I was like this theateris fucking packed right now and.
I was like the reason, I'm gladwe got the CTD, as I was like
I'm stupid close to an exit andif I need to fight my way out of
here I absolutely can.
But like there was like beforethe previews were playing, I was
like playing through in my head.
I was like if it comes in thatdoor, it's like what do I do?
Like what do I tell Kim?
Like do I push through theground?
(17:58):
Well take, do I take cover toour turn fire?
Like how's this gonna play out?
And I was like, do I justfucking beeline for the door?
It's like depends on what thethreat is.
Like right like that.
I played that whole scenario inmy mind about like this theater
is packed over a verycontroversial issue right now
and and like, and you never knowwho's felt kind of, I just felt
kind of uneasy yeah until, likeI, settled into the movie.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, well, it is because you never know like are
we gonna get someone in thetheater?
That's just gonna be like somefucking crazy person.
But I think everyone was toopreoccupied with Barbie and
Oppenheimer.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I really want to see.
I heard Oppenheimer is verygood.
I saw another tick-tock wherethe guy was like fuck Barbie.
I pre-gamed Oppenheimer watchbefore watching Pearl Harbor.
I went to the movie theater madas shit at Japan.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
It's supposed to have heard.
It's really good and it's got.
What's his name?
Killian Murphy.
Yep, I like him.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Tommy Shelby.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
That's right, peaky blinders so, but other than that
, so that off a depressing topic, let's talk about you.
So you have something veryexciting coming up.
Yes.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
So I took an entire week of leave to prepare for
this.
Well, I had to work yesterdaybecause, like I, just I had to
go into the office, like there'sjust too much shit going on.
But I'm fine, it's finally come.
I finally booked my course withbang steel.
I'm gonna go down thereThursday morning, get checked
into the room, get established,get ready for everything.
(19:27):
I talked to Dan this morning.
Yeah, classes ago.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
All right, everything's good to go.
Good deal, I miss you already.
I'm gonna check out one oftheir.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I asked him me.
I was like he sent me an email.
He's like, hey, classes, goodto go.
You got there's a couple otherpeople coming and I was like,
hey, where's the best place toget a decent steak?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Dan's the younger guy right.
Forest is the forest is young.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yeah, dan is the older gentleman.
I believe I could be wrong ifyou guys listen to this ever.
I'm sorry if I got that wrong,but I asked him where the best
place to get a decent stake inan old-fashioned was, and he was
like it's where you need to go.
So I was like I will be there.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I'll watch you now.
Maybe they'll invite you totheir podcast.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I don't know when they record.
They just put out a new episodeyesterday, so I think they
record Sundays.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Sundays or Saturday.
Well, they well, becausesometimes when we listen they
say how they're they like theyjust wrapped up a course for the
week and so maybe it's Saturdayevening after things wrapped up
and done, or it's Sunday aftereveryone's it could be.
Maybe cuz you're coming backSunday.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I'll be back Sunday because, like I'm gonna spend
all day on the range, like I'mnot, I'm not gonna try and drive
back from with Phil.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Saturday night.
Yeah, no, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
So uh, but yeah, I got a, got a bottle of scotch
for him.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
You sure did.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Balvini, 14 year, caribbean cask so it's one of my
favorites.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I hope they like it.
You got me blue cheese olives.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I did.
I did find blue cheese olives.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
It was so cute he came home.
You came home on it was Sundaybecause you had gone just gone
shooting.
I went to church, I went,zeroed the new rounds I got in
and you're like I got yousomething and you came home with
blue cheese olives and made mea very shitty she never made one
before.
It's fine, I fixed it.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I don't drink vodka, so if you've never had.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
If you like martinis and you like dirty martinis and
you need to have a martini withsome blue cheese olives, because
that is the best martini You'llever have, and you may think it
sounds gross, but I'm tellingyou Something about it that
bitter milk I got for those old,that old-fashioned mix is
really good.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I was like I can usually make a decent like a
pretty damn good old-fashionedlike just on my own.
But that bitter milk stuff likemix it one to four with ryer or
just whatever bourbon you wantand it is when you're done oh
god.
But yeah, try it out.
It's called bitter milk.
It's a barrel, aged,old-fashioned, and it's it's
bitter milk number one and it'sreally good.
(21:44):
You can get it a total one.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, okay, you got, you had a you had a hand clap.
I thought I remember I reallywanted to talk about something
that we another thing, big eventthat we had gone through in the
last couple weeks and why wehadn't recorded and stuff
Because our house flooded.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yes, our house did, did flood.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Calling all out.
I'm not gonna use names, butyou know who you are, so we had
some friends sink leak.
So, yeah, we had a sink leakand um House flooded so we had
some friends coming to town.
Look up at like 3.30 in themorning and I saw our friend who
(22:28):
was staying the night was likerunning up and down the hallway
and I was like what is going on?
And all of a sudden I just seewater.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Well.
I thought initially it was pee,it was in every room.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I thought Simba had pissed on the floor and I was
like oh my God.
And I saw it all the way in thehallway and I was like, okay,
simba can pee, but like that's alot.
And then I realized there wasjust water everywhere.
Well, our spare bathroom had aleak, and it I mean everywhere
(23:02):
the bedroom, the hallway, thespare bedroom, the living room
at 3 in the morning, bothclosets.
Both closets, everywhere we hadwater, everywhere we finally got
the water shut off, got itfixed and our friend is just mop
trying to mop up.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Just gallons of water .
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh man, we were so exhausted, we didn't get all the
water out until.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Got.
It was that afternoon 5.30.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
No, yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
About water, but we got the water out.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
We got most of it out and then, once everything
finally seeped out of the walls.
It was like that afternoon thatwe got every everything done.
We had to completely which thecarpet needed to go we had.
I had an area rug in the livingroom had to completely go.
Yeah, it was starting to stink.
But, like I just remember, ourone friend woke up on the couch,
(23:56):
was like, what's that?
Like didn't comprehend what washappening.
And they went right back tosleep while we're trying to shop
back the house.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
The outside's on the inside.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
And then not only that, we're shop backing, and
then it decides to storm.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah.
I mean and not like alwaysraining down poor lightning,
thunder, storm.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
The lights flicker and I said, oh, please, that's.
All we need is the power to goout.
We're trying to shop backgallons of water.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
That was a fun, that was a while.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I like the way I like the way choke tells it, because
he was like I had to go pee andI woke up and got out of bed
and like, took one step and hersquish and he's like oh, that's
weird.
Another step and I'm takingthese like then I took the next
step, squish, and he's like, ohno.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Well, and I, because I know that the other one they
had been kind of partying nextdoor and hanging out, and so I
had kept waking up throughoutthe middle of the night like
because I was going to lock thedoor if they had come back to
pass out.
And I guess the last time Iwoke up like I didn't, there was
no water or anything like that.
(25:07):
So when I woke up and I saw thehall light was on, I was like
why is the hall light on?
And then I saw a choke runningback and forth and I was like
what the hell?
So then I get out of bed and Igot a squish.
I got to put clothes on and thenI stepped in water and I was
like what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (25:21):
You woke me up and you're like the house is
flooding and I was like are myguns wet?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
No, and it did the one room.
Well, I can't.
It did not go into the manor,it was getting there.
It was getting close.
It was getting real close.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
My guns would have got soaked, everyone would have
been dead.
No, luckily they didn't.
It did not make it to the manor, thank God.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
But it was a very, very fun and interesting.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
That's not.
That was not fun.
It was not fun.
It's funny now.
It's not fun.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
But in the moment it was not.
It was not so, but yeah, it wasvery it was very eventful.
It was very eventful, Very,very eventful.
I also try how's your arm doing.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Oh, you mean from being set on fire.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Yesterday, we were cooking, I was cooking.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
She was making.
Yeah, it was last night.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
No, it was on Sunday.
We were cooking steak, no itwas yesterday when you were
cooking.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Oh, it was when I was making the steak.
So Sunday I thought I was goingto be super sweet.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
I was.
Like you know, I've been kindof slacking on my womanly
housewife duties.
I haven't really been makingyou lunch in the morning because
you leave significantly earlierthan I do, so I kind of forget
to make it the night before.
I've kind of been slacking ondinner.
I've been very like want toorder something.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
And so I was like you know what I'm going to make?
A nice dinner I'm going to have.
We got some corn on the cob, wegot some potatoes and I was
like I'll just buy some steak,so I'll make.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
I was.
I was just finishing up makingsteaks Right, they were resting.
I'd already made the lemonsauce.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
You were reaching in the cabinet for something I was
going to get the salt or no, Iwas going.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
I was putting the time in the lemon glaze sauce
Right and I reached up to get itand you decided to open the
potatoes.
While I'm like outstretched andall this fucking super heated
steam just runs up my fuckingarm, setting my ass on fire.
And immediately I was like whatin the fuck are you doing?
Just like singed all my hairoff, fucking super heated,
(27:22):
burned inside of my fucking arm.
Oh man, I was like what are youdoing?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I felt so bad.
I was like what?
I looked at you two, like what?
And then I realized the steam.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
You just fucking burned a shit out of me, fucking
, cooked your husband alive.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Gosh yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
God, it hurts so bad for like a day, like a whole ass
day, like, like you know, likewhen you get really bad sunburn.
That's exactly what it feltlike on, like the inside of my
arm.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
I so sorry.
Yeah, one of these days,apologize, apologize.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Oh, try to set me on.
Fire.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
Well, shit happens Wasn't on purpose.
No wasn't on purpose.
I got cut off to dude, dude,some asshole.
Today I was driving home andyou know, if people want to take
the emergency lane, just letthem do it.
Just let them do it.
(28:24):
You don't need to block trafficthinking you're motorcycle.
Well, and that's a thing youknow, you get these assholes
that think like, oh, I'm notgonna let them pass me.
If I'm sitting in traffic, theyhave to sit in traffic too, and
they'll block half way theirlane and the emergency lane so
you can't get by.
So, but I'm sorry, if my exitis right there, I'm getting in
(28:45):
that lane and yeah, whatever,but I.
So I got almost like the exitsright fucking there and I'm
sitting here.
I'm like I'm just gonna, I'mgoing.
This fucking asshole pulls outand tries to block the lane.
Well, he didn't pull out farenough.
I still had plenty of space.
So as I'm passing him, heproceeds to swerve over to try
(29:06):
to hit me out of it, honked atme.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I would have fucking creamed him.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Well, I Didn't want to deal with you, because then
you would say it was my faultprobably so I didn't.
I Drove around him and said, haha, jokes on you, because your
little piece of shit Mazda willget crushed by my bingo fucking
dodge ram.
So Like the only thing I don'thave is a train horn.
(29:30):
So but I was like this dick,like I can understand if he was
maybe exiting too, but he wasn't.
So then he's blocking everyonewho has their blinker on because
they're trying to just get tothe exit like they're not
sitting in traffic.
You're not trying to cut youoff, like we're just trying to
exit it went off the fuckinghighway.
But people do it to motorcyclestoo and I just don't understand.
(29:51):
I sit there, I'm like they'renot trying to be dicks, they're
doing it because for one at thebike fucking overheats in there
really well.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Well, what a lot of people don't understand is, like
most of motorcycles, enginesare air-cooled.
So if you're, not moving airacross the fins, the bikes just
getting hotter and hotter andhotter right.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
And then I got cut off twice like I'm sitting there
in traffic, my my business,doing my thing, and this car
just I mean Sly.
I mean there's not even roomfor a car to even be like, oh, I
can fit in right there.
They just decided I'm gonnaslam on my brakes and swerve
over.
And luckily, I mean I'm payingattention, because I've come to
realize that people up heredrive like fucking idiots,
(30:28):
mm-hmm, and I'm like, and theyjust swerve over and then throw
their arms up like I'm doingsomething wrong and I'm like,
okay, I'm just gonna sit hereand go, you go, do you boo boo?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
I'm a firm believer that on see, I have.
I have terrible road rage.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
I do too, and I'm really like rain it in I.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Internalize most of it and like just memorize a
license plate and I was like Iwill find you if I need to, and
and then like I'm a firmbeliever that like aggravated
assault and battery should notexist on any roadway.
Like if you cut me off, Ishould be able to drag you out
of your fucking car and beat thehell out of you, but it's like
you can't.
We've talked about this before adick like if you're a dick in
traffic, I should be able to putmy vehicle in park, drag you
(31:11):
out of your car and and bringyou to a fucking.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
But that's the thing, though.
Like you can't.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
I'm not inciting violence.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
No, I understand that but it's we've talked about
this before that you can't evendo like.
I don't even.
Really I don't like to use myhorn.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I tried not to use about every chance I fucking get
.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I understand that, but your horn is more
intimidating than mine.
If someone hears me, just honkmy horns me and you get them on
a bad day.
Right.
People get out and they'll wantto just fucking shoot you over
it fucking run them over I mean,but you know what I mean,
though, like I mean, that'sstupid because they fucked up.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Put the fucking hot, get down behind the wheel, mash
up petal the floor and pin thatbitch between I'm a should I
admit?
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Okay, no, I'm not gonna admit that, never mind
what I'll tell you later.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
But I got some secrets.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
No shit, are they bad secrets or good secrets?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Depends on how you look at it.
Oh god.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Do I need to worry like state police show up at the
house and like arresting you?
No, no, no, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
This is more just like bet.
You didn't think about that,huh face okay, fair enough.
But um, Anyhow.
So yeah, I just I Can't.
I've had to really hone in.
Is that the right?
Yeah, hone in on my Road ragereel it in reel it in Since,
(32:39):
yeah, honed in on it since I'vemoved up here because I have
honed in means like you're superhyper focused, real in it.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
In means like I had to like text it back.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Well, yeah, okay, I've really honed in my driving
and traffic in Maryland BecauseI've had to reel in.
So that's the thing I wastalking to my therapist about.
You know how I want to yourroad rage.
(33:08):
No, I was talking about, we'retalking about exercise and how.
She was like I was like I havea gym membership, I should
utilize it.
And she's like, yeah, youshould, you should just.
And I was like, well, yeah, butby time I get home, like I
don't want to leave and it'sbecause I've been sitting in
traffic for an hour.
And by time I get home, I'mjust like Fuck all these people,
so I don't want to change anddrive back down the rush like
we'll just take your clotheswith you and I go.
(33:30):
By time I get to where I'm at,I'm thinking I am this much
closer to being home.
That's fair and it's like Idon't want to do it, but
actually the weather chasereally nice.
I need to take the dogs for awalk, but I also need to make
dinner.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Oh my god, they make so much noise when you take them
.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
I just go around the block.
You should go with me.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Nope, I have no desire.
This is I'm on vacation rightnow, and today wasn't very
vacation full.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
They've been kind of used to me being home for the
past four days.
So there you go.
Anything else you'd like to addto this episode?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
No, I don't reckon got time.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
He'd think you want to just chit chat, talk about.
Mmm there's love for me.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
We don't have enough time.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Shit I did.
I got back on my reading kick.
I started a book yesterday, Areyou sluts mutt.
Yeah Well, I like callingwhoever I like her writing and
one of the books that she's aromp.
She does romance and One of herbooks is like kind of a
thriller romance and it's reallygood it's like this man.
(34:40):
Yeah, somebody's barking atsomething, probably nothing,
probably the wall, which makesme even more solidify that there
might be a ghost in this house,because randomly he'll just in
the middle of the day, juststart, I think he's senile
barking.
You know, I think so too,because yesterday I caught him
just licking the floor.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
I think he's losing his mind.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
I don't think he's losing his mind, he's just
getting old.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Yeah, that's part of getting old.
You go crazy.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
He's not going crazy, I think he's absent.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
You're just staring his eyes.
Yes, have him stare back.
When one's staring at the walland one's looking at you, that
is not.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
He does not do that.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Just not, just not a thought.
He does not do that.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
He just wants all the love and he wants to give all
the love.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
He just wants all the love and he wants to give all
the love, it wouldn't be so badif he didn't pant, if he didn't
breathe like a Cummins diesel.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
He just wants to love you.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Every time he does, oh, every time he like he'll be
chilling and he's fine Notmaking any noise and then, as
soon as you like, pick him up orhe comes to cuddle.
It's like it's like a first genCummins, like it's been sitting
for three or four months andyou try to start it and fuss up
freezing temperature it is themost inconvenient.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
It is the most inconvenient time.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
He will be sound asleep, so peaceful and cute,
and just snoring away.
And then when we go to bed it'slike the the walk from the bath
, from the living room to thebedroom, up the steps which I
want to order him new steps thatare easier for him to get up.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Yeah, he needs taller ones.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yeah, you want to buy me some on Amazon.
They're 30 bucks.
No okay, that's fine.
Don't help our son who needsstairs.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
I'll help him.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
No, I pick him up and then he gets on.
One time he gets on the pillow,he just it's like he just ran a
marathon, walking 40 feet.
You know it's so funny.
Yesterday I took them aroundthe block.
I took Aries because I'm like,well, aries is probably used to
going out every day, so I thinkthat's why he gets a little
hyperactive a little bit more inthe evenings, and so I.
So I was like, okay, you'reprobably used to going outside
(36:37):
and going on walks.
I can't take all three of them.
So I was like, okay, I'll doone at a time.
I Did all.
I did them one at a time, justwent around the loop, literally,
came back in.
Aries is laying there fine onthe ground.
This is how out of shape ourdogs are, which I should
probably take them Simba andThor.
Both are sitting there pantinglike they've ran a 5k and
(36:58):
they're dying of air and heatExhaustion air exhaustion.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
Please, pray, tell it .
Air exhaustion.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Did I?
I said heat.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
You said air and heat exhaustion.
What's air exhaustion?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I don't know, I didn't mean.
I meant like heat exhaustion.
Heat exhaustion, yes, right.
Yeah okay, and I'm just lookingat them both.
They're always looking like whyare y'all panting like you're
dying over there?
And I'm like they're kind ofjust they're out of shape, they
need to go on walks more.
But so I was like, well, maybeI'll take them on around the
(37:29):
block again today, but anyhow,well, I guess that's my rant
session.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Hungry when we make you heat you up some tacos some
carnitas.
Yeah, some pork carnitas.
Yeah and I don't like all thatshit on it, so I gotta don't my
own shit up.
I don't make me some.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Very, very simple.
Just give me meat cheese, goodto go, I made some pretty good.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
What come all the yesterday with mine, and then I
ate it all Anyhow, all right.
Well, I guess that's it fortoday.
I hope you tuned in, hope youlike it.
Um, well, hopefully be herenext week.
We shall see.
Last week was my fault, 100%,so was it?
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yeah, you had a little breakdown Tuesday night.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yeah, I did.
I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, I've had a few of those.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
But I've been doing good, been on a good streak.
All right, guys, we'll see youlater.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Okay, words of Maverick.
We'll catch you guys in thenext round.
Be safer, be deadly, be good orbe good at it.
And ask yourself Did youAmerica today?
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
You.
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