-E82_Lustful Encounter

The succubi and their queen, Demon Queen Mal, stand before the Shadow Seekers in a fleshy chamber that throbs to the double base petal of violence. Will they prevail?

Episode Transcript

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Now let's dive right back into Tara through the campaign many

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polos. Fuck you.
Craig. Craig, Oh Craig.
No, no. Oh my.
I'm vetoing that right now. I'll.
See you all next week on the Good Campaign.

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Leave while you can. The Hand of Fate tosses the dice
rolls, spins, turns. The campaign starts and ends,
leaving memories that become stories.
Stories flow out into the Infinite Sea, painting it with
legends. Legends wash up in the shores
throughout the Infinite Sea, fading to myth until myths are
forgotten. And again, the hand of fate

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tosses the dice rolls, spins, turns.
Hitherto we left our adventures known as the Shadow Seekers on
the second level of Hell Lust, where they found themselves
after solving the next side on the Tridecahedron in a rush
while escaping the 4th level of Hell from Kaishen's prison,

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which they had learned was an crashed astral ship.
Shadow Seekers and land all holding hands in front of the
Crusty Mummy saloon. It looks like of sorts in a
desert Oasis, sun beating down on them.

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They all decide to go in and as soon as they enter the
establishment, Franklin and Faust jumped down the well in
the center meet to meet the FrogKing, who Franklin pays for
information and not to be attacked.

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And they learned about the Frog King being a ferryman for the
different parts of the second level of hell.
And the Crusty Mummy who runs the establishment above confirms
it with the rest of the Shadow Seekers, where.
Whereupon they also learned thatthere is a steep price to be

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ferried around Hell, especially to the Demon Queen's castle.
Where, they learn, is where the seal is for this this part of
Hell at Cliff Castle. In exchange for a favor and
about 2000 gold, he, the Frog King promises to take the Shadow

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Seekers to the Demon Queen's castle directly.
The favorite turns out to be fetching a lost relic in a old
tomb of a pharaoh, where Ash negotiates with the Frog King

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for a much more reasonable fee to get directly to the pyramid
of the Pharaoh. They splash down in the middle
of the pyramid after a short rest in the pocket rocket and
start exploring all the several rooms where they find most
everything is trapped. They kill.

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They dispatch most of the mummies that come back to life
as they do their searching and find a mimic hiding as a coffin
that Bob ends up taking over their body of the mimic as well
as before they get to the final room to claim their prize.

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Ezra loses his tail from one of the traps, but the treasure
seems to be worth it as it is a chest of desire which they
immediately abscond with to the Pocket Rocket and Faust.
First request is for a helm of teleportation which the Shadow

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Seekers used to land about a day's ride from the Demon
Queen's Cliff castle. On their way to the castle, they
come to an accord with the Rum Rollers inside of the Infinite
Tower, Ishmael's Infinite Tower,as well as a have a run in with

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a set of bone demons who turn out to be trying to kidnap them,
which they thwart quite well as Ash finds out their weakness of
a of their hearts and that are easily removed from their chest,
and they do so. After Faust dispels their

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teleportation circle, jumping back into the pocket rocket and
letting Bob as a camel walk themup to the final town or the
final area around the Queen's castle, they find themselves.
Bob lets them know when they getthere and they jump out to find

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themselves inside a small village.
It with a bunch of scrub brush around that a.
Scorpion centaurs were guarding after after meeting and greeting
them and Ezra, demanding to let him smash the queen, they let

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them. The scorpion guards let the
shadow seekers know that there is a test they have to pass to
get to the queen, which Ezra apparently passes with flying
colors and leave some very satisfied scorpion centaurs
behind. I'm going to have to have you
roll on a table later seen for constitution save.

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Just remind me of that. And then they make their the one
of the leader of the scorpion centaurs lead the shadow seekers
into the Queen's garden at the center of her fortress at Cliff
Castle, and once there they all immediately except for Franklin

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fail at resisting the charms of the garden and stripped naked
and frolic through the gardens. Meanwhile, while Franklin tries
to corral his friends towards what appears to be the Demon
Queen in the center of it unsuccessfully, he he captures a

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few of them and has a conversation with the Queen, who
allows for the intoxicating nature of her gardens to
diminish enough for everyone to come to and start having
conversations with the Queen. Where upon they discover that

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she is a prisoner of her own level of hell, not of her own
volition. But she blames Ashma the the CEO
of the PNC who she'd had a trystwith for a while, but he soured

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on the relationship and kind of created some of the transparent,
transparent the some of the things that transpired for that
for all the levels of hell to becreated in the 1st.
And they also learned that the seal was indeed protected by

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Ashma or not Ashma in this case.It was one of the protections
that was given to the this levelof hell and it is behind her
chastity belt, which luckily they had.
The Shadow Seekers had found very specifically shaped key to

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unlock her chastity belt. Where at this point Faust takes
the key out and unlocks the chastity belt.
There is a brief flash of light and delicate smells before a
putrid odor fills their nostrilsand the flash of light clears,

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leading them onto a very fleshy battleground.
Looks like that the Queen had warned them about, and agitated
foes that stand between before them and a stinking pit in the
middle. So good is.

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You out of breath here? Yeah, almost.
That Constitution savings there was the first thing I was going
to ask from for you, Rick, but otherwise I'm going to need an.
Issue. Initiative.
Didn't we roll this last week? No, we stopped right before.
No, we didn't. We stopped right before it.

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OK, I got a 24. Waiting for the Internet.
But. Yeah, but y'all missed a very
delightful session to those who weren't there.

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I mean, Ezra had a great, just put it out there.
Well, the last evil session, yeah, we're good.
Saying Ezra has no complaints. How did you how did you describe
the face you imagined of Columbia throwing up?
I forget. Ezra has a very daring plan of

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head. He's got a very daring plan.
I mean, Callie's off by herself unsupervised right now, so.
To answer your question, the thepuke was narrated somewhere in
the along the lines of her jaw, just like hinging open and it
falling straight down. 26 Waiting for thing 11 My computer

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is thinking about the meaning oflife. 2018.
Contemplating its existence because AI is getting $0.02 in
it. 19 That was a good role for you, Ash.
I'm 19, I know I feel like I always slow on.

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Yeah. That'll be a 17 for your
constitution. OK.
Thank you. Do I have Scorpio baby Mamas
now? Is this?
What we're we're going to find out.

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Did you get your initiative there too?
Initiative 24. I also got a 24 so that's
coming. Interesting.
You guys would then look at yourwhoever has the higher decks
usually. I have a + 5 or 20.

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Plus I have a + 3 or 16 so. OK, so I'll make Ezra 25 and
Cali 24. OK.
OK, that leaves. I feel like we don't have a

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plan. Do not worry, I have a plan.
I have a plan. At the top of the list.
And require prior knowledge. I have a great and glorious
plan, do not worry. So Yep, mommy is first.

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With Ezra on deck and Callie to follow.
All right, Speech is a free action.
What's happening? What do I do?
Where do I go? What is what is this?
What are these things? You see Ezra there, right there.

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But then there are two very large.
He's. Very naked right now.
Very. Oh yeah, he's naked, but they're
also naked. Oh my God, I forgot that he was
too. Yeah, I forgot.
He's the only one. He's the only one.
I. Probably it's it's everybody
else. In address.
Yeah, that's his when he's not in his, his, his doggie form.

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OK. Charlie put our clothes back on.
I don't know who else. That's Faust.
OK. He's he's Ezra's conscience.
Sure, we'll go. With he doesn't let us know very
much. How do you wait?
Where was Faust? Sorry.

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Where was Faust on the map? Below Franklin.
Franklin. Yes, that looks very much like
the Demon Queen most of you are familiar with, except now she

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has got a horns and a tail. So all of these creatures also
have very much horns and a devilish tail, and some of them
have the bat like wings, but they look much more devilish
than the creatures you were seeing in the garden.
The one by Columba. I zoomed in and he's a dude, so

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I'm gonna have fun with this one.
And we are in combat, he is. Oh, look at the booty.
Literally that's what I'm saying.
We are in. Combat have.
Fun with this one. So my job is to kill these
things. It it, it would appear so.
They look threatening and they look ready for violence.

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All right. That's good.
I mean, is it violence what they're ready for?
There are many. Kinds of violence.
Is that what Bob calls? Is that what Bob calls it?
Yes, you'll have to ask him later.
I. Don't.
Think we cover this? Where is Bob?

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Back in the pocket. Right now left in the field.
He's he's, he's out. He's out frolicking still.
Everybody else came back, but hewas still frolicking even.
After yeah, he willingly gave into the temptation of frolicking
naked in the field with strangers.
So we are in a castle, so attacking the environment

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shouldn't have any effect. No, we got teleported to this
place. Yeah.
After we opened her capacity belt so I'm.
More worried that the word isn'tteleported and it's more
accurate to say shrunk. Well, the Queen isn't here with
us. I think she very much.

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Is she is? Oh, she's so with us.
We're so close, it's almost tangible.
And. Nobody laughs.
What this? Her and her entire form is with
us. Yeah.
I'm not sure I want to know whatthat is.
And the creatures aren't talkingamongst themselves, they're just

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producing scowls. Currently they are and and like
I said, readying for violence. It looks like they're
brandishing whatever weapons they have at hand, most of which
seem to be some sort of some different form of whip I would
guess. Oh.

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Wait, we were just talking and then all of a sudden in.
This situation actually. It wasn't just like you were
talking and then all of a sudden, because Faust did
unlock, that was the last thing.Unlock the chastity belt and
that's. What?
Yeah, we agreed to she she from her chastity belt.
Yeah, but she she. Consented to it.

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So I guess I'm confused by she'smad.
And well. She's not the thing that belt on
is. Yeah, this is some sort of.
Mama Ash I'm gonna need. You to riz me up, curse.
Oh my God. She's not doing this of her own
volition. If it's If that's it.

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OK. 30 vicious hand axes and a 25 and a 17.
Yeah, so I guess I'll stay whereI am because I don't want to
separate myself too far. So who is this again?
Who? Who's Agner?
Yep. Yeah, it's agonal.
Oh. OK I finally have a token.

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Isn't like a blonde 13 year old girl.
I'm gonna throw one of my hand axes there and then the other
two with these folks. Fox.
OK, let me see here. What do I got?
OK, so we're gonna call them that.
We're gonna call the that those all hit.

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Yay. Violence.
All right, 12/9 and 9/9. And nine, OK.

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They seemed stunned by the action and your axes strike
true, but they all But as their axe returns, it seems like
they're. If anything, they get a little
wider grin on their face that turns a little almost like.

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Yeah, masochistic. Masochistic would probably be,
yeah. And that's your first attack
action. Which ones?
Did you throw them out? I mean, I'm not raging.
Yeah, don't forget to use your bonus action.
Probably should have done that first.
I'm definitely. Great frighten.

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I was going to say something butI'm gonna keep that bad comments
to myself. Oh, you had Just wait for my
turn, dude. Just.
Wait, I guess I'll, I'll. I'll tell you when it's your
turn, I'll say when it's your turn, 'cause it's a joke about
raging. So I I gotta get this out.
Come on. I will Rage is a bonus action
and that'll be it. And you still you still have

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your secondary attack. I thought that's the three hand
axes do that. Oh yeah, that's right.
Because yeah, you attacked with all three.
That's. Right, that's two.
Yeah, because that's 2 weapon. Yeah, 2 weapon fighting, but

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that's the word. That's the verb I was looking.
For and you also have two attackactions.
That's why I was getting a little confused in my head, but
usually that would work. If you didn't have the secondary
attack action, the rage, you wouldn't have been able to do
with these, this particular weapon.
But since you have those, you'regood anyways.
Yeah. So Ezra with Kelly on deck.

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Jess. Jess, I'm going.
I'm Jess. I'm going to need you.
I'm going to need you. I'm going to need you on this
one. All right?
First thing I'm going to rage. When Ezra rages, does he just
get hard? Maybe don't worry about it, it's
fine. Then free action.
I'm going to I'm going to start to be free.
It's because I'm going to just persuade and care.
So. I'm going to persuade all.

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These lovely, all these lovely ladies and gentlemen, and I'm
going to say it much like this. All right, all you.
We go in that little pit, I'm going to pound you, you pound
me. We pound that out of that hole.
And then we make it all. Good, let's go.
And then Ezra, after raging and makes that declaration, jumps in

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the hole. Oh my.
First turn well as. As as he's going, biting,
pinching, scratches, whipping all on table.
So you just went right. So you just went right to it,

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huh? You didn't do No 4 player or
anything, no. No, for he's at let's go, let's
go. It's getting a hole, let's go.
Ezra's ready to take this hole to pound town.
Oh my goodness. This is what yes I need you.
I need you to bless me. I need to persuade him.
No. I will feel a part of

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inspiration the very at my turn I will.
Yay, I hope you know I'm going to be egging shit on this whole
so so. Good.
Alright, so Josh, you want persuasion now or do I have to
wait till I get that from her? I'm I'm rolling some things.

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And he is in the buff. He is buffed, glistening and
ready. On.
My turn, I'll throw you in my turn, I'll throw you the bottle
of tanning oil out of my bag. My only.
Request Rick Rick, My only request is that whenever you
make your next character. You make that one.

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It is that whenever you make your next character that he has
more than self intelligence. I will do absolute best.
Yeah. No, I like this.
Don't do it. He's perfect as it is.
Don't fix it. In the wise words of Tiktok, I
love whatever is wrong with him so.

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You ran past some characters that was me just rolling to make
sure they didn't attack. Attack of opportunity hit you,
which A10 in a 7 does not. I know, but you're going to need
to roll me first. And acrobatics I believe,
because you jumped down a hole that is filled with spikes.

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Let's go 22. Oh, OK.
And I do it pole stripper style.Only one that grab hits you.
Then on the way down with a SO as your pole stripping your way
down, one of them snags like I don't know.

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If it's the one near me, I swearto God I had something I wanted
to do. And then what is this 510
15/20/25? What's every 10 feet is is. 2/3

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of it right? What's this damage again?
1D6 per 10 feet per 10. So.
That's right. We'll just do one more because
just one, because you land in a very shallow pool, so it kind of
slows you down a second, so it's6.

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All right. Walking through, baby.
Yeah, walking through and feel it.
Ladies and gentlemen, come down here.
And there goes the tank. What?
He's trying to bring them all inone spot.

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Yeah. And do things that he was.
Everything I can do. So I was just going to haste you
and help you punch them but. I mean I will be I.
I will be pounding. I will be pounding.
OK. Or they all have range and take
pot shots and I. Don't.
Pay. Attention to the last encounter,
all right? He did not.

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Well, all right, who's our next best damage dealer?
Not me because I'm the lowest level.
Mommy. Mommy.
You're going to get a hay spell.Congratulations.
So Mommy. Because I sure as fuck don't.
Let's see here. I'm going to get a what?

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You're going to get hasted. OK.
This is for something else. Because demons and devils are
typically resistant or immune topoison and lightning and cold
and fire all at once. And that's all my damage spells
that aren't magic Missile. Wait, are these feens or devils?

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It's the same like. Yeah, they're the same thing.
Fiends and devils, like devils and demons are both fiends.
Yep, I am going to need a Constitution safe and throw for
that. Lovely.
Yep, that you've landed in there, Rick.

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Yeah. 17 good. Luck with the neuro syphilis.
You're a pamphlet. The second con saving throw
within 5 minutes. We love it.
Might want to use that regeneration spell to grow back
your nose instead of your tail I.
Need to grow back his brain. You now.

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Are there wasn't anything to begin with.
Oh shit. I'm taking, I'm taking, I'm
taking half of that. It's fine, It's fine.
It's. Fine, it's you have big because
of the the you know the poison condition you have disadvantage
on attack rolls and ability checks currently.
OK, I'm gonna need somebody to heal that because I need to got

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some performance issues I got tohandle here.
Look at me, I would have told you not to do this.
And it and it smells like an oddmixture of like old the the
goop. It smells like an odd mixture of
like you're getting like Vegemite and no Vegemite kill.

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I asked you. Kindly, I'm sorry I had to.
You know, I'm least concerned about the road queue.
I'm more concerned about the Vegemite because that reference
is crazy. Anyway I.
Do my channel, somebody's just taking a dive and do.

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I mean, I guess technically, I'mnot gonna say that.
Hold up. Let me really back here.
Is that your turn right, or you're gonna try to climb out of
this spiky hole? Bonus action.
Wait I gotta know if any of the other ones follow me if I try to

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get fed up before I get out. I got they, they coming in there
with me. Yeah, it is not their turn, so
they have not moved other than to try to attack you.
Yeah, that's the Ezra's. You know, he made a he made a a
pleading argument to come help him pound this hole.
He wants some help. So yeah, he's gonna stay there.

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All right. I believe that would be Callie's
turn then. Yeah, with the.
Creatures before Ash is on deck.First thing I'm going to do
because I've been plotting on this last.
For the 19. And I just want to get it over
with already. I'm impatient.
She's going to go up here and touch this blister.

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That's been. Sliding.
It's like a Nemo in the boat. Got touch the butt?
Touch. The butt.
I'm going to go, she's going to go up here and pretty much like
fall into this blister. Oh, trust, fall into it.
Yeah, everyone who lost them gourds.

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Faust is just sitting here wondering why.
So yeah, you you're going to need a Constitution savings row
and otherwise it feels nice, soft, warm, kind of envelopes

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you. Oh, part of all the wrong thing.
And every little like SEC secondthat you're on.
It I got a 5, let's go. A little pulsing.
I got a 5. So.
That's your time to get creativewith it based on what I told
you. Yeah, you're poisoned.

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I got I, I got you, don't worry.But that that is what the
current condition stands at withyou, which like it like it was
Rick's case. You have a constant or you have
disadvantage on your attack roles and ability checks
currently. OK, that was and then Kalimba is

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going to go up to let me see if I can even get over there.
How do I draw a line? Hold up.
Yeah, I can hold up. Alright.
She's gonna go up there and I want to roll the performance
check to do a striptease show. To try and seduce this.

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Yes, I am. I am indeed.
Oh, Alex, do it. What?
No I wanted to perform. Can I do persuasion instead you?
Like to be verbal? Yeah.
She will be saying stuff during it too.
She's not going to stay quiet. I'm not.
I'm not quiet, so she wouldn't be either.

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What are you persuading though? I understand the, the the the.
To get the demon to sleep for her.
No. OK, self-explanatory.
OK. You want a giddle hey.
Hey, a little lip. Hey cat with a fiddle, want a
little diddle? Hey, diddle diddle.

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I mean, there's no fiddle here, but there definitely is a very
large cat in the background, so.I think you killed Jake.
Give some. Faith.
In furious fists and new meaning.
So. Very similar duration for.

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You. I was.
I was trying to eat popcorn backwhen he said that.
So persuasion? Yeah, sure.
Go ahead and roll. OK, 24.
Yeah. Also during this, Columba would
be taking every layer of her clothing off except for a bikini

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bottom and starfish nipple pasties.
So that is the little war ass. And and the the demon seems
interested, quirks and eyebrow licks their lips and pulls the
whip top. It's not their turn yet, so they
can't do anything but. All right.

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I love you. Good night.
Good night, Johnny. Our friends think.
Of. That.
I'm as. You heard that?
When I said I was ready to be a,when I said I was ready to be a
problem today, I wasn't under. I wasn't joking.

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Yeah, I think he he said punch the clitoris.
That's what I heard Johnny saying, he said.
Murder the clitoris. I'm gonna found it like it's
nobody's business, Johnny, don'tworry.
I'm glad you like the cat joke though, Rick.
That was on the. Spot.
Was that on your turn though, Kelly?

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I don't really think there's anything else I can even do
right now. Yeah, that was your action.
You used a little bit of movement.
So I still got a bonus action. Correct.
Thank you. Can I use my?
No, that one might be an action,I don't know.
Can I use my bonus action to tryand kiss it in?

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You could, because there's really.
Yeah, that's what she's going todo.
What do I roll? Nothing.
I think that would be part of your.
OK, I got. You unless unless you want to
add a performance to that. I'll add a performance.
Why not OK? Hell yeah.

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A6 So do. Is that what you wear?
OK. Turns out you forgot to put on
deodorant that day. Or she's got bad breasts.
It's like. Anybody noticed here?
No. Not with the smell of the
Vegemite. Oh.

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And the Roku. OK, that is interesting, I
didn't realize they had that. Anyways, seeing as this creature
seems to think you have fallen under its spell to some degree,

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it leans in to kiss you as well.Oh, that is a lot of dice.
And that is a natural 20 to hit.So you are.
It kisses you right on the lips and does so with such force that
it pushes you back onto your heels though and straight onto

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the ground like right on top of you.
You feel a probing in your mind as he's as he's doing so taking
the let's see what is the total damage on that rolled through?
That was a lot of dice. What?

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That can't be right? Oh, it was a natural 20.
So it doubled all the damage. 44Psychic.
Oh, I got 1 HP left, let's go. I'm alone, can't kill my ass.
Yet the Linda's kind of embrace it.
She's just going to keep going with it.

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Oh shit. And then the other one on the
other side of the that it looks very similar to the one that
you're kissing currently on the ground, steps forward and places
his hand on one of the smaller blisters around that are glowing
softly red. And you feel the throbbing

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around you guys all intensified under your feet and everything
too. And Rick, you might notice the
water start to rise. That if you can call it water,
but ever so slowly. So I don't know who you all want
to hear at this point, it's either.
Going to be Rick or me. I'm good.

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I'm good. 'Cause.
It's ashes turn with. Foul.
I mean, I can hear myself a little bit, just not that much.
OK, OK, so I was going to use dimension door to get over to
the Queen. I was just immediately going to
jump to her. OK.
Yeah, I can tell toward the 500 feet to a location I can see or

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describe. Yeah.
And dimension door is specific that I'm assuming you're having
you are not well that's a tough question anyways, Pen, I was
going to say that Yeah, there wego.

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Now I'm drawing is specific in that you have created this door
and one side facing you only lets people like it.
It's like AI think it's a 2. Is it this one, the two way door
that? Door is just a teleportation
spell. It doesn't hold up.

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Hold open, then Nope. There's despite it, yeah, 'cause
you teleport, you teleport yourself too, from your current
location to any spot within range.
OK. You can see people within range,
like within touch distance with you.
OK, so I've been thinking of a different one.
My bad. Never mind.
Ignore that. So yeah, name.
Like the mention door you expectto be like a wheel of time gate,

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but no gate is wheel of time gate.
That's what it is I was thinking.
Of gate probably. OK, well I'm going to use
dimension door on myself and I want to transport up here next
to the Queen. All right, you do so.
And throwing the bonus action right?

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Throwing You've got to 1st grapple them to be able to throw
them I. Believe not a person.
Not a person. I was thinking about throwing a
magic mango. Oh, OK, So you Yep, you already
have that it I don't think it's.Because it was Cali, right?

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Who has one HP? Yeah, it's usually not a bonus
action to to throw, but I'll allow it.
Well, I was gonna use a bardic inspiration on Ezra, but I was
like, I feel like someone is in more immediate danger and needs
a mango. OK.

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What do you throw at you? And she just smiles back at you
and then continues what she's doing.
Take a Bard of this mango. Use it for for play.
Oh gosh. I can still get your breath from
over there. You need this mango anyways.
What even is the I? Didn't.

(40:38):
Even know you had that. I don't think you specifically
do. I would have to say probably
with disadvantage since you're basic, you're prone kalimba.
You should probably roll a Dexterity saving throw to see if

(41:00):
the mango gets to. Where?
20. To the Mango 20.
No. Am I rolling it?
No, it would be Cali because I think I mean you could roll to
toss it technically, which wouldbe more of like a dexterity
check as opposed to the savings row.
I got a 20 so don't. Don't argue it.

(41:21):
Don't argue it. The magic mango is a never
spoiling mango that hears that heals one year of your youth and
you gain 10 D 4 + 20 hit points when you eat it.
I know that's right, Columbus. What are?
You talking? About did I rolled it 40.

(41:42):
Four. I think you're fine.
Fuck yeah. Yeah.
So. You're a listener.
Eat this and I just throw it right in your mouth.
You're able to, yeah, you're able to like, turn your head
just enough as if you're catching your breath.
The mango slides across it rightinto your mouth, and you take a

(42:03):
big old bite out of it and startchewing.
Put a bullseye Nope card to the 44 damage.
Right, that was great. And you, you feel instantly the
sensation in your throbbing headwash away.
Oh, Columbus bread, you've heardthis.

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Come on. And I believe it's fouls turn if
you're done with your turn. I actually want to turn to the
Queen and just I'm just going tospeak to her, but I'm just going
to turn to the Queen and be like, hello, you're Grace.
You're looking absolutely magnificent here.
Now tell me, are you wanting us to go into some combat or are

(42:49):
you looking for something a little more fun than that?
And I kind of like lean my hand into like crush her arm, raising
my eyes. I was like more fun than you
know to have more fun here. I mean, so two people are
definitely having more fun so. Ever waiting for everyone to
join him. Hello, someone just got got

(43:11):
right to it so. The the the queen responds with
you might be thinking of my identical twin and her she
snakes her forked tongue out or maybe my dual identity and but I

(43:33):
do love a little fun and she puts her other hand on top of
yours, which is on her arm and kind of squeezes maybe a little
too hard. But.
It's so she doesn't doesn't fully respond with what she's
actually doing yet. OK so I can't tell if she wants
just foreplay or to murder us. Both.

(43:58):
Maybe the murderer is foreplay for her.
Oh my God, we're downed. Just give Columbia both from the
background. So that'll be over my turn.
All right. Then it'd be Faust.
How? Deep is the hole Ezra jumped

(44:18):
into. Like 25 feet.
Fuck's sake. All right.
It's wet down here. Faust.
Takes off his glasses and puts them away.
Has everybody just he's just a Gabe?

(44:39):
Has everybody taken leave of their senses?
Does she said that something wasgoing to try and kill us?
And with that he is going to runin and jump into the pit after
Ezra. It's a fight for our fucking
lives. Oh yeah.

(45:01):
This is not related at all but Ilove based on the sound of
Jake's voice that I could tell we've already made him more
comfortable and that was my goalfor today so I've done what I
need to. What are you talking about?
You. Oh no.
Incredibly frustrated. I'm not uncomfortable.
Yeah. Fast.
I just like let you know you. Know what?
Never mind. Fast.
Just know that Ezra sees you coming in and just know that you

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were started. So it's guys love.
It's Guy. Love you guys.
Actually. Probably here too that the
thumping that I mentioned was getting quicker to the point
where it sounds like a bit of double bass pedal.

(45:45):
Yeah, I'm going to jump in and in there, and then once I get to
him, I'm going to touch him and thunderstep us both out.
OK. Hi.
By the way, Franklin, you're going to want to roll this
initiative when you get there. Heads up, you're going to also

(46:08):
need to roll me an acrobatics, Ibelieve.
Faust, Yeah. Yeah, that's going to be a
straight +4. Let's fucking go 14.
Very nice. And you jumped straight into the
whole. I am immune to poison for what

(46:31):
it's. Worth.
That is good news, but. I I would like to use a
reaction. I I would like to I would like.
To reaction featherfall. Oh yeah, sure.
That stops the one damage. The first one was the first
first. I don't know how that would work
actually with the spikes becausethat's what I what the first one

(46:52):
was for in my mind. I'd argue that you're moving so
slowly you kind of like guide yourself around them.
Yeah, I think so too. I just, it just just was
information I'd gotten after thefact.
It's like if y'all ever played Minecraft in the 20 tens when
the droppers were really big. That's what Faust was just
doing. He was just playing a dropper.

(47:14):
I floating down. I don't either, but I'm
imagining floating down and likepushing off of.
And dodging stuff so you don't fall on anything, yeah.
Yep. So that makes sense.
So. And then trying to hit the water
at the bottom exactly. Yeah, and Thunderstep was it.

(47:35):
Thunderstep, yeah. Can I choose to do the damage at
the end of Thunderstep rather than the beginning?
Sure. Sure.
OK, the me and Ezra are going toteleport right here and I'm
going to have everybody around me is going to need to make a

(47:57):
Dexterity saving. I'm already on the.
Phone, that's what you mean? I think it it would be like
where you'd left from that the Thunder would still be at.
It typically is. That's why I asked.
OK, I thought, I thought you meant just like before you left
this space and then after you left it, that's when the because

(48:20):
I was imagining it being like, like, yeah, yeah.
And don't need them, it's all right.
Well, trust me, that was pretty clever because as you get out of
the edge and land, you guys guysstep and hear just this immense

(48:47):
Gryling grumble noise that kind of leads Lens off with the
highest pitches of A and and thepit closes for a second and
clenches closed and before it slowly releases, opening back

(49:09):
up. Before you jump back in, you,
oh, if I say, swatting Ezra's head.
I thought we were supposed to. #them forget all of your lessons,
go back to eating everything. I mean that fits me in the
background also so. Yes it does, but later.

(49:38):
I thought you said don't eat people.
These aren't people. Oh.
OK. Also I never.
I'm not eating people anymore. Oh, you missed a hole, but let
me get in the not even. In it.
I never told you to not eat people.
I told you to wait until I told you to eat people.

(49:59):
Eat. People.
Wait for eating. So y'all just hear Kalinda yell?
Y'all just hear Kalinda yell in the background?
Y'all leave this one alone. I got this one.
You just say I'm not going to gain any point at it.
I don't. Think you do, but I don't want
anything to do with that. The Queen.

(50:20):
The Queen chimes over you softly.
You shouldn't speak with your mouth, fool, honey.
You just take a Linda, lick her lips again, and then go back to
doing what she was doing. Are you OK then Franklin at that
zero or did you want to roll your initiative to see where you

(50:43):
land in the turnover? We haven't made it through a
full. We haven't made it through a
full round yet, OK? Found it 0.
OK. Is that your turn there, Faust?
That's my turn. All right, landing back where
you do. He's shutters and I can't wait

(51:04):
to use pressing digitation to clean him.
Jesus. The yeah, Vegemite like goo
still stuck to your boots and upper calf.
This. Was just glistening.
I imagine that having a chastitybelt on that long is not great
for your health, but come on. No, not for like 500 years.

(51:25):
That's not good. No, I never wanted to come to
play with me. So as.
You continue, and I'll say what I got to say.

(51:47):
As you land back, Faust and Ezraon the edge there, it looks like
Ezra is attempting to get in between you and the others as
you land, which is probably goodbecause it is at least one of
their turns who tries to. OK, OK.

(52:21):
Lean in, lean in, get a little. Place of this?
Nope. Well, he would be much better
than this, but yeah. Lean in kind of present their
bosom towards you and get a little bit hairier around some
of that and some more like dog like features because she can

(52:41):
smell on you and your lycanthropy or what have you and
trying to charm you. Oh, Oh well, you got to roll
Christmas Eve there, buddy. Let's go.

(53:06):
That's going to go over like a. Damage.
No, what I was going to. But before you start this, I
just want to say I like how Rickwas the one who came up with the
idea to just go straight into not fighting.

(53:29):
And then because that was not myoriginal idea, I was just gonna
have Columbic kick some ass and move on.
But we are where we are, so at least Columbia is.
So yeah, you as rather you're charmed, you're charmed by some

(53:54):
beautiful canine like features appearing on this creature and
probably start to feel the need to shift yourself and and yeah.
Let's. See, she's part of this, Yeah.
The part of their charm is they cast.

(54:18):
So she's standing like a like, you know, oh.
Oh, she's moving down onto all fours.
That's what you're asking. Wolf mode go Matt mean Josh Wolf
token please. And Oh yeah, I'll get there.

(54:41):
I was reading through this second part of this charm
portion. It's 'cause it, it, it, it's a,
it's a dominate person. That's part of that.
When you're under their charm and she commands you to take a
react, there's something. I can counter spell.
Never mind they already react. Used my reaction on featherfall.

(55:02):
Fuck. Yeah, so she.
Does wait, you said dominate she?
Suggests yeah when you're charmed you and you failed the
saving throw there she she's gotshe's she's charmed you so she's
like going to use your reaction you to suggest that you shift

(55:25):
into your wolf your canine form that's going to help her
request. She's helped that was happening.
And let's see what's this distance?

(55:46):
25 OK, just too far. 25 OK, so this one is moving over here
towards Mimi and shifting and turning into a bit more of
Goliath like forms, although seems to be of androgynous

(56:08):
nature as well trying to match yours and tries to charm you as
well. So you're going to need to make
a or Charisma saving throw. Go Olivia.
You got this. That's me.
Christmas saving throw, Yeah. I know, right?

(56:29):
A -1 This is not the no. With a two, yeah, Yep.
She's going to a tell by your stature and everything though to

(56:51):
to use your reaction to follow her.
So your next turn you'll move with her when she moves, I
guess, or vice versa. I don't know how that's going to
work, but that's what she's telling you to do, and she's
doing it with alluringly enticing features that would

(57:14):
appeal to Mommy. I'm not sure what that would be.
You might have to do. Whatever that is.
Then it's Agonon's turn with theQueen on deck with Franklin to
follow. Thank you business as well, but.

(57:36):
No one has actually attacked or done anything yet.
No. I did Well, yeah.
So far everyone's trying to seduce them, but I don't know if
they're just going to seduce us and kill us.
Oh, you mean? Linda's going to find out for
you. Agnon doesn't want to be the

(57:59):
first to draw blood just in casethere's a plan going on here
because from his perspective. Blood has been.
Drowned. Yeah.
Axes is thrown. Axes have been thrown.
You're good. He's.
Been oh oh right, right there were OK.
Plan has killed him. Faust is begging you to fight.
OK, I'm. Just killing this man.

(58:21):
And then in the background you just hear Columbia.
Maybe y'all's plan is to kill them and then she goes back to
what she's doing once again because she's having a good
time. She's dying.
OK, so he. Took 48 fucking damage.
Yeah. 44 and then I healed it all, so it doesn't matter.

(58:43):
OK. It's a this one.
This one right there. That is trying to lure me may
away or mommy away. Oh, I meant to just, I didn't
mean to roll the damage on that.I meant to just say I was
casting it. What is it?
Hundreds, mark. OK, yeah, so hundreds mark on

(59:04):
that one. Yep, that's my bonus action and
then I am attacking with my bow.Let's get this over with.
Throw them in the hole. From his perspective, not IRL.
Don't like when I say get this over with, I didn't mean this

(59:26):
awesome fight. I meant from his perspective,
like let's just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK, did you do action Longbow?
Do I have? I have an idea.
Wait, actually just a second. I need to look at this.
No, no, because I have concentration on engine marks,

(59:47):
so I can't do that. OK, OK, I think I rolled this.
Oh, does a 12 hit? No.
OK, well I have two attacks, so second arrow does a 14 hit.

(01:00:16):
Not quite. No.
But I mean, it's probably a fitting.
Got it based on the one. No, we're just bungling.
Every first one goes real wide, zings out into a net, a fleshy
wall, and the second one probably right at their feet and

(01:00:36):
the the walls and floors quiver OK.
I guess that's all he can reallydo, but he'll take a couple
steps back just to get further away, OK.

(01:01:00):
There's two very different directions to this fight and I'm
playing it. And he'll he'll kind of scorn
most the battlefield and tell people to get their heads out of
their butts. We're out of other people's
butts, yes. Lots of other people.

(01:01:22):
'S Butts and other various crevices.
The whole. I have a horrible idea.
I love horrible ideas. What we got?
Well, whenever we stimulated it,it crunched.
Crunched. That's the crazy word to use for

(01:01:46):
that, but OK. OK, foust words, the orifice
contracted. Well, if we put the demons in
it, the teeth will be well the the vagina will masticate the
feet. Well, we have to have some.

(01:02:07):
Other spell that we know will. Do that no so like.
We'll kill them by doing that. But we have to make it do the
thing. How are we going to make it do
the thing? OK.
Oh. That's a good idea, I think.
I can make it do the thing. With your turn over agonon.

(01:02:32):
That string of synth. Word this creature takes a half
step not outside of not not outside of your range Ezra so
not invoking the opportunity foryou just to be directly in front

(01:02:53):
of Faust and turns a little bit more orcish and even puts on a
pulls out of some spectacles from somewhere from somewhere
with enough Muslim to probably probably knock her over.
You're wondering how she stands up and she actually, it was a

(01:03:13):
him at first, but now she tries to charm you with this one's a
wisdom saving throw from this particular creature.

(01:03:35):
Malik Bunsen. Hi.
Did you catch that, Faust? No, I didn't.

(01:03:56):
Wisdom type. Yes, please.
I'm also going to need one from you, Franklin From another.
He's not even here. Oh, OK, yeah, Where'd you go?
You are good, actually. Yeah.

(01:04:23):
So now you're immune to it for the next 24 hours.
OK. Yeah.
So yeah, it doesn't seem to work.
And even though it affects the ACT like intonation that you're
you're following so far and be abit more astute, it's like.

(01:04:44):
Is the succubus the most disdainful look he possibly can?
Wouldn't you like to go study some books somewhere quietly?
And that's, I'm assuming, your response as you already stated.
We'll come back to Franklin then, I guess.

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But then I know it is the Queen's turn, so she turns to a.
Busy. As if to as if to fully embrace

(01:05:31):
you and. Oh, OK,

(01:05:55):
OK, so you're going to need, you're going to need to roll a
wisdom savings because she's looking deep into your eyes.
That's takes you can, you can you can.

(01:06:15):
You can feel as if you were about to be embraced by all of
your past lovers like that. That step right before that
anticipation, that growing like you've just not seen them in a
long time. Oh, 13?
Not great, not great. I can't this feeling not great

(01:06:40):
inside of me. You.
She OK, Yeah, so that's how it works.
So now you feel her as she embraces you but also embraces

(01:07:05):
your mind it fully and you're just accepting it.
At this point, it would seem as she's whispering sweet nothings
into your mind without actually doing actually saying anything.

(01:07:28):
And just for this turn, I guess,while she's.
Yeah, OK. She's got a lot going on, guys.
I'm sorry. She pulls from your recesses of

(01:07:56):
your mind too. Then this the your last thoughts
of your last lover and you startto see the formation of Flint
before your eyes. Wait so didn't I also have

(01:08:21):
relations with Ashima after Flint?
Was it? No, it was after Flint.
You're right, Tanaka. Sorry.
That's who it was. Oh, Tanaka.
Yeah, who is another demon, but he was an ice demon of sorts.
That's right. I do recall that.
I forgot about that. So that's who she takes the form

(01:08:45):
of in front of you and while she's hugging you probably just
slapped the booty once. Things are getting intense.
Only once. Yeah, just like a little, you

(01:09:06):
know, oh, it was maybe a little bit harder than you like that
was for damage. Oh wow, Oh my booty.
It's still playful. I love this campaign.

(01:09:27):
Oh my God, I have the greatest idea.
So I guess that. I know what I already got my
what I'm gonna do playing, so I'm just waiting at this point.
We don't we don't have a Franklin.
Maybe we chased scared him away with our conversation.
So back up to mop me. All.

(01:09:52):
Right. Well, I have to follow this one,
right? I wasn't looking.
That's the one that. Yes, yeah.
The one that's closest to me. So you will.
Probably. Hold your movement speed for

(01:10:14):
this turn. That's not usually something you
can do. Because that's the best thing I
can think of too. Because she can't move yet
either because it's not her turn.
She already used her movement toget here, but so technically you
have an action and a bonus action.
Yeah, I don't appreciate not being able to move around, so
I'm going to attack 22 to hit. You cannot attack them because

(01:10:39):
they are. You're charmed.
It it, it'd be like and she that's probably the best thing,
actually, She probably takes on the form of like somebody from
your clan. Yeah, but isn't that form of
affection violence? But it would feel like hitting

(01:11:01):
your mom, like in the face. I don't eat.
My fish, you ever met my mom? I feel like this is a bad
conversation to use mom as a referencing.
Not your mom, Mommy's mom. How's that?
Still doesn't make it any better.
Don't. Worry you can get the one next
to Franklin. That one's not safe.
Exactly. Yeah, OK.

(01:11:26):
Thought I had some sort of resistance, but I guess it's.
Been too cold? Yeah, Blinded, petrified,
poison, Stunned. OK.
With a 22 that one would definitely be hit from that if.
That's yeah. But I can't attack.
So that's that's. Oh, you can.
You can attack this one like they were saying.
Oh, this one? Yeah, sure.

(01:11:54):
Does the 22. You're welcome.
Franklin. The 22 definitely hits and 33
damage. Will get.
It get it, make them make them hurt pretty darn good.
You probably chop off an arm or something with that.
At least you still got a secondary attack.

(01:12:20):
Yeah, yeah. OK, we'll attack again.
Natural 20 Just get it, get it. All that damage.
Fucking get it. Now slice that all on the floor.

(01:12:42):
Slice that till you get bored. Slice that.
However you want to roll, roll this.
I'm seeing. Yeah, I see the 2025 as the the
first one. You could either roll those
damages again or double it, but I'm pretty sure whichever way
you do it, you're killing this. If you want to tell me how.
Double it. Yeah, it's dead.

(01:13:03):
That'd be 50. Yeah.
Beautiful. Yeah, I'll just, I'll just look
at Franklin and remember, even though we've been through
Franklin is still just just a little Boy Scout.
This just isn't, isn't good for him, right?
His his poor little unknowing, pure, pure heart.

(01:13:26):
And I'm just going to one handed.
I guess it's a 2 handed weapon. Whatever, just decapitate this
thing. Looks over at you, somehow still
on the neck in shock, and then falls backwards off the top of
its shoulders on the ground. Is there any reaction from any

(01:13:51):
of the other creature? No, they all seem preoccupied.
If that's the word you want to use for it.
And it seems like Faust, you especially could see the water
level has risen. Let me see if I can do this.

(01:14:12):
Can I do that? Do this?
Yeah, up to like here down below.
Oops. Started to work off.
Weird. There we go.
So it's now like 20 feet down tothe bottom.
Well, to the top of the liquid. Is that your turn there mommy?

(01:14:40):
With your. Is my turn.
Alright, Ezra with Kelly. Ezra's alright, so Ezra's going
to look to the one to his right and the one to his left, and
he's going to, you know, wrap them around in his arms.
Like embracing, like a hug rightnow, just like a grab, a nice

(01:15:02):
grapple. Go in the hole with them.
And drown him in the bedroom. I I've.
Got a grapple that'll. Be a 2020 that that's that's
that's that's that's that's 24 for them to contest my grapple.
I mean, I can, I can I can roll that again, because I do get
it's the I get strength on advantage.

(01:15:23):
I get advantage on strength checks and skills.
I'll let you know in a second ifthat's necessary and.
And, and just and just let you know, I can carry up to £500.
Beautiful. Yeah, that's no problem from
from that aspect of things. I'm just trying to get them to
freaking roll. Roll ladies, Roll ladies.

(01:15:48):
Decks because I don't have whatever the other at the
Athletics or Bacterbatics. Oh yeah, you got it.
Awesome, and now I'm going to doa jump in the air so I'm above
the hole and I'm going to use them as my shield as I aim them

(01:16:09):
towards the spikes in the wall. Oh, OK.
As we fall. And.
Time to jiggle, ladies. He.
Doesn't know what master occasion means.
One more. You know that.
Girl 10 you hit a couple of spikes down the way.

(01:16:32):
There was a couple ones down that, so you probably hit one
solidly though and bounce off onto another one with the you
and rage love rage. It's still alive as you can tell
it's sort of resisting trying to.
Anyways, your love grapple and you guys both land back in the

(01:16:57):
in the liquid. I'm going to need another
Constitution save. Yeah, give me that 14.
Yeah, I'm feeling, I'm feeling pretty spicy right now.
You are still I. Am poisoned.
I am. I'm still poisoned.

(01:17:17):
But don't worry everybody # town's about to happen.
I'm about to shake some stuff updown here.
I got 2 ladies. It's about to happen.
Mama asked. You going to be so proud of me.
I hope so. I'm charmed by the the Queen's
look alike. Yeah, is it?

(01:17:41):
Is it still is that your turn then Ezra, as you land?
Let's see. Hold on, let's and your move
movement to get back up from theprone position I'm guessing?
Yeah, I'll do that. And the one that looked like
that looks like the the feral version of me.

(01:18:02):
OK. I'm going to much like a lion to
a lioness, I'm going to back bite the back of her neck and
mount. Oh, so you're, you're, you're, I
get it. You were grappling both of them.
I got it. I missed that interpretation
from last time. It's ground and pound town,
ladies and gentlemen. So this one also takes the 10

(01:18:28):
damage. So you need to, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, let's you. Need to with the yeah.
Oh, tacky time. 20 That'll do. It all right so I add that plus

(01:18:50):
that so plus rage. Don't forget rage, which what is
my rage at this level? I forgot Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo.
Oh OK, I add so 1111 1818 damage, but I'm doing it in the

(01:19:14):
most coressive way that Bob has told me.
When I bite. That Bob has told you, Yeah.
And you guys hear probably from outside of the pit the oh that

(01:19:38):
you want to follow through with the with your secondary action
I'm guessing? Yes I yes I do.
With the performance check. Let's oh God with.
That. Yes we are.
Oh crap. Why Jesus, why?
I should have got blessed by Mama while I was still on the
top. Damn it.

(01:20:01):
Please, please fuck. It's not it's, it's not the
greatest thing in the world. It's not the greatest thing in
the world, no. You you're wondering it is the
most. Beastial.
It is the most beastial thing ever.
You're. Wondering if it's just the
putrid Vegemite smell or what, But you just, you cannot get

(01:20:22):
into this right now. Performance issues, Yeah, You're
wondering. Yeah.
You're wondering if you needed to.
Oh man, you weren't here for it.But Ash will know what I'm
talking about. Needed some help from the blood
curse of Flint. You know the magic trick.

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His magic trick, which was literally he could just make
blood. He kind of.
Penis. Yeah.
Dang it Flint, why did you have to leave me so early?
He's not in the nasty in the astral play with his boyfriend.

(01:21:07):
He is. But yeah, let's see.
So that's performance. Well, see, I already bit one.
Can I bite the other one? See if see if it makes it makes
them feel good too. Very.
Much pure as you're yeah, because we've we've discussed
that before too of you using your bonus action wait, no,

(01:21:29):
wait, you used your action to grapple your bonus bonus action
to bite and such so I think. Sadness.
Sorry. Extra attack just technically
attacking because grappling and then slamming them into
something that counts as an attack, right?
I just want to make the other one known.

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You have to use the attack action, which I mean technically
attacked technically. Yeah, OK.
I'll allow it. I guess the 20/29/29 to bite the
other one. Oh yeah.
These God, please God, give me agood performance.
Please, please, please, please, please Natural 20.

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Can't even fake that shit. So all I all I learned from this
is that Ezra is more attracted to orcs than he is his own kind.
So that's better. Watch it.
Just with sheer will, you're able to come over your

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performance. Music.
Sounds like the orc was the first one I bit.
That was the one I failed at doing the other one to the to
the other side. That was the other one.
I don't know what that one looks.
Like and and I guess the alluring nature of the canine
aspects of the creature that it,that's how the other one looked

(01:22:57):
like is very much more dog like.So we know what your kink is.
Anyways, you didn't roll damage for that hit.
That was the only last thing. See.
Oh, yeah, I mean, it's, it's, it's 18 because it's, it's just

(01:23:19):
the flat, it's just flat numbers.
Oh, OK. And we're going this one.
Yeah, 18 damage. All right, that one's looking
pretty worse for the wear after your excursion.

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Oh no Mama, we got a pound untilwe make some sound.
And she was definitely making all the sounds and with.
The Mama Proud day. Then it would be Callie's turn,
I believe. Yeah, OK, so starts us off.

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Kalima is going to strip down the rest of the way except for
her heels 'cause she's classy. Then she is going to reach for
her bag next to her and grab hertanning oil out of it.

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And then I want to do an acrobatics check to see if I can
do splits and stunts on it. In the hole, please kick him in
the. Hole.
Trust me, that's just that's just my action.
I'm not done yet. Is an equal opportunity.

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So you want me to roll the acrobatics?
Sure, get. Him in.
With. I got AI, got a nap, morning
bro, but I got a fan so I guess it does something.
You pull something while you're while you're trying to do your
do, do, do some some. Interesting positions I'm going

(01:25:06):
to. I'm going to expend the key
point to use Flurry of Blows to smack his ass.
Bongos. Bongos.
Exactly. So the first one to hit is a 12?

(01:25:28):
Probably not. No, not quite.
The second one is 23. That'll do it.
And you, that first one, then you, you snack, but you, you're
like God damn buns of steel cause your hand just kind of
like bounces off. And then the second one I got a

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66 damage 'cause it's unarmed, so 6 damage.
Alright, you just hear, hear himgrunt like Oh yeah.
But Columba is fully fully nude and oiled up at this point, so.
And probably probably trying to massage your calf from the cramp

(01:26:10):
you got. No, she she honestly would be
too focused on everything else to care.
She's just going with it. It adds to it.
Who knows? Did the big hole make a quiver
when I did that? That's the biggest.
Oh, yeah, yeah. So as you threw yourself down

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with the creatures under you andeach of the spikes that you
pulled onto flung back up like behind you as you because they
were like pushed down a little bit.
There is a bit of a quiver that breaks through the whole floor,
but not not seems to. It's seems to be the the most

(01:26:53):
throbbing it could be right now too.
And the water seems to, if you can call it that again, seems to
be feeling as fast as it can inside.
Chamber. Oh my, we're in danger.
So I'm gonna need, I'm gonna I'mgonna need you to get back on
your electrical game while I'm down here doing some pounding,
OK? I need you to get that that

(01:27:14):
electrical get charge. Belinda's doing her her thing,
but don't worry about her. She's good right now.
So that's your turn then. Yep.
OK. And then at.
Least I think that's all I can do.
I don't know. I'm not going to check either,
so just go ahead, yeah. The only other things I can do

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is uncanny metabolism, which I'mnot going to do right now
because I don't need it. So.
OK. Yeah.

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So you're oddly disaffecting a lot of its other abilities which
are to pull pull you into it. Usually you're right up on
there. So anyways, it yeah, it goes
into, goes in to start kissing your neck and in you feel maybe

(01:28:23):
it biting a little bit sharper than it should be, but otherwise
somewhat pleasurable. So a little over the end.
Like have both sides of this pretense of oh I'm not trying to
hurt you while trying to kill each other.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, Columbus, Columbus and
Nymph, she's gonna be in the most of the like.

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That would be. The.
You feel not only the psychic presence in your mind, but also
your energies being pulled from your body.
And that would be 45 damage thistime.
Oh, she's unconscious. Let's go.
So now it borders on non consensual.

(01:29:06):
So could we get a case going against him?
And this just says at the end ofthis I just read that the target
dies if this effect reduces its hit points to Max to the maximum
to 0. Your maximum, not your.
So you have your current hit points and then you have your

(01:29:27):
hit point maximum. My hit point Max is 45.
And this reduction, this the thethe last two sentences are
sorry. Reread those because those are
pertinent. I guess in context targets hit
point maximum is reduced by an amount equal to the damage
taken. Oh.
Oh. And then this reduction lasts

(01:29:48):
until the target finishes a longrun.
However, I had kind of breezed over this was it was actually
another no, it was this attack, but I think that I think the
mango would have negated that inthe 1st place took your took you
back a year, so like revitalizedyou 2 And then this reduction
lasts until the target finishes a long rest and the target dies

(01:30:09):
if this effect reduces its hit points maximum to 0.
So there are no saving throws, no death saving throws.
I mean, I'm cool with it. I got backup characters.
Let's do this. I'm going to make everything so
much worse for y'all with these backup characters so.
Well as you as your light goes out in your eyes, hear it

(01:30:34):
whisper into your ear, you're a malecant is now and your soul is
released from your body and you as a person perceive as Alex
perceive the soul of Kalimba leaving her eyes actually and
going and floating towards and swirling around the queen at

(01:30:57):
this point. OK, I'm fine with whatever this
is because it ain't going to affect me.
She's dead already. There's some things that can be
done, but. See, I mean, I've already told
you what I wanted to happen withColumba, so if those aren't an
option. No, no, that's those are still

(01:31:19):
an option and for sure likely tohappen happen it just.
OK, I'm down for this dude. Let's do this whether or not.
You want to be saved is the question.
Anyways, moving on this other person that is looking similar
to the one that is coming to. The pit coming to the pit.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. See here.

(01:31:46):
See here. OK.
While y'all do this, I'm gonna look through my characters and
see which one I want to. Use.
Yeah, that's probably a good idea.
All right, OK. Yeah, so that's definitely.
So this creature jumps up and flies over, landing next to
Faust and attempts to OK, is that the right thing?

(01:32:22):
OK, yeah, it's also very similar.
So attempts to charm you as well.
I'm immune. Oh, oh, right, right.
Thank you for the reminder. It was well does how does this
read again? He.
Doesn't know. It necessarily need to know
that, but I don't think. It's by creature.
I think it's from the. Ability in general.

(01:32:45):
If it's your standard succubus, I don't know what you got
against it like. Here, yeah, that's what it is,
more or less. I could also just straight.
Up Yeah, it just says. It just it just says that if the
target successfully saves against the effect not not
whether or not it's from one creature or a source or another.

(01:33:06):
It just says affect no wait. And then it says or if the
effect is on its and the target is immune to the themes charm
for the next 24 hours specifically.
And then the theme can only target 1 charmed one person, 1
character, 1A character at a time so.

(01:33:29):
It can try, I guess it's up to you.
I don't. Oh, but.
That's their whole shtick. It's like that's that's what
they do. It is, but my character is
borderline asexual, so you know.Yeah, I get it.
I mean, I thought Kelly would. If anything, if anything with
that too I. Mean magical.
I get it. It's.
Just with I mean, but with that declaration I mean, you could
you could make a case for havingadvantage for this particular

(01:33:51):
charming effect. However you want to roll it.
Yeah, I'd be fine with that. You get advantage, but each
creature gets their chance. 22 on the die, I-22 advantage.

(01:34:14):
Yep, dice you rolled 3 times butthe first one was a 22.
Yeah, which is very good, because those other ones would
not have been great. Yeah. 4 you feel?
Yeah, this guy's a different night.
The Queen anyways, you feel him trying to seduce you basically

(01:34:40):
and like sway his hips and it's like, well, if maybe the the
female form didn't work, maybe the male form doesn't just kind
of stretches and like, you know,hey girl, hey, hey, hey guy, how
you doing kind of and seeing that it doesn't work, starts to
get a little angrier and goes into more of a demonic looking

(01:35:05):
form before clawing out for you 14.
Miss. Nice, Faust is on top of it
today. Yeah, it's you kind of dodge off
to the side as you're not havingany of this charm and it slashes
in the air beside you. That would be Ash's turn with

(01:35:29):
Fast on deck. Can you get one of them or both
of them in the hole? I got them in the hole.
I'm talking. Ash, I'm sitting next to the
Queen, or I guess the Queen's look like OK, but I'm standing
here and she has me mentally charmed, I guess.

(01:35:52):
So like you wouldn't be. Able did I notice?
OK, so I'm gonna give me Packer,but did I notice that Ali's soul
is like floating around us? No, I would not say that you
would notice. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
wait. Ash sat at the table.
Ash notices or just notices and is is able to.

(01:36:18):
Ash is able to know this knowledge from Ash's
perspective. Wait, but the downloads aren't
continuous. You only get the download when
you're at the table. Not from the past time, not from
the one time we had a different different during the fall we
have a different tables. Oh.

(01:36:39):
Yeah, so the mental connection between me, Jesse and her Ash is
continuous fun for her. Nothing.
I'm just thinking about her likeimagining me at work.

(01:37:05):
Yeah. She's like, well, Hell's not too
bad, actually. Yeah.
Yeah. OK, so she is charmed, unable to
attack the Queen, but is aware of the soul floating around us.
Yep. Specifically, it kind of looks

(01:37:27):
like the soul is trying is is tied to Mal, the queen that
you're seeing right now and her form and is your eyes would
probably a light on like a necklace with like a ring on it,

(01:37:50):
and there is a the whole the whole ring seems to be of an
intricate metal that you know offrom cats researches.
Oh, OK, well that changes a lot.

(01:38:18):
So now I'm like, should I grab it?
If I grab it, it's going to hurtme.
Or ask for it. Ask for the necklace.

(01:38:40):
I mean what does it hurt? I am charmed by her.
So I was I was actually wondering I was like could I
charm her back? Could I catch charm person on
her You? Want her to like me?
Oh my God. Yeah, I mean theoretically.
Ask your mommy. Go.
I'm lock. Camera.

(01:39:01):
I cast one person on the Queen'slook alike.
All right, what does she need toroll?
A Wisdom saving throw? She's got to beat an 18.

(01:39:22):
Oh, just barely did not. And you feel her stunning eyes
that have been enchanting you almost when they were before,
almost like a sharper nature to him, kind of soften as she looks
at you like an old friend. I'm going to lean in and like

(01:39:44):
caress her face and I'm like, you have such a beautiful
jewelry on and all of your outfit.
I was like, I'm going to ask forthe necklace.
I'm going to be like, you shouldlet me have this necklace so I
can remember you when this is all done.
Oh yeah, that would be. Lovely actually, so that you can
Remember Me and takes it off andhands it to you like hey, I

(01:40:08):
honestly I've been wanting to get rid of that.
I just haven't been able to let it go because it came from sexy
Satan. It was Wood during one four
ways. But I don't know if I'll ever
see him again. So maybe if you do, you can get
you you can tell him what's beenwhat's happened to me.

(01:40:30):
She's just like slightly infatuated with you as you are
with her. I'm going to leave it and
correct her face again while I'mholding a necklace and I'm going
to thank you. I will relay that to him if I
ever see him. I feel like in this moment I

(01:40:52):
wouldn't be able to use Arctic inspiration for anyone.
Bless. You.
Oh yeah. Do you have to see them?
No, they have to be able to hearme for Bartic inspiration.
Yell it to me. I guess that that's what I'm

(01:41:15):
going to do. I'm just going to like, while
still holding on to the queen infront of me, I'm going to kind
of just like lean back and yell out, be like Ezra, Take this
place to pick down and offer a bardic inspiration.
Bardic Inspiration is 1D10 and if you roll and it's a fail, you

(01:41:37):
don't lose your bardic inspiration by the way.
Nice. Is.
That all you're doing there? Yeah, I'm going to say that's it
for my turn because I'm not going to do any attack and I
don't think I could wiggle her over to the hole.

(01:41:58):
Also I'm not sure if I want to because I'm being charmed by
her. All right, Voust, it is your
turn then, with Agonon coming coming up after some she's.
Just like I can't believe I'm about to do this again.
OK, let's see here. Do I want to do that, or do I

(01:42:25):
want to kill the thing that killed Kalimba?
You know what? Two things at once, Geronimo.
Feather Feather fall lasts. For a while, right?
Yeah, it lasts for a minute. A minute, literally.
OK, yeah, you jump down avoidingall those spikes and.

(01:42:52):
Hit that Sonic boom. Probably try to aim for landing
on top of one of the creatures so that your boots don't get
dirty again I would guess. Aiming for Ezra, yeah.
And yeah, to get get a hand on Ezra so that you can GTFO.
I'll bring in more cultural weapons into DND with this next

(01:43:13):
character, so I'll make it more work for you for doing that.
You can, you can push. You can just push them next
time, I say as I cast under stepagain and bring us over here.
And. Saves.
I don't know if they will just going to roll the damage from

(01:43:34):
the pit 1st to see if that's even.
Fair enough, fair enough. No, you hear, you hear.
See, I was just going to let youtank that, Ezra.
I've been fine. And this time, since the the the
liquid has been rising ever so slightly too, I'm going to need

(01:43:59):
everyone to make me a constitution saving throw as
some of the Vegemite just squirts out from the center of
the. Like, yeah.
Does it like shoot up like a geyser and rain down upon us

(01:44:19):
like? Exactly.
Like. That is not crazy.
I was never interested in hearing.
Off his glasses like the Demon Queen.
Better take me to dinner after this.
Actually, from your conversations before you
actually hear a sultry whisper in your ear, but it's there's no

(01:44:41):
one there. And you just, but it does.
You kind of feel like the tingleof breath at the at the corner
of your ear. And you say?
Deal. So our bodies out here, are we
just back in the courtyard, justlaying on the ground and our
people fondling our bodies whilewe're having like a mental
combat session? It's.

(01:45:03):
Probably Bob, if anyone's doing it, yeah.
That's fine. He is.
He is his teacher. All right, Yeah.
These guys are squished, mangled.
They can't survive the contractions.

(01:45:27):
And then wait, which ones are these again?
OK, yeah, this one. Wait, 64 damage and then this
164 damage. OK, so that's your turn, right?

(01:45:50):
Fast. All right, this one.
OK, so there's what? Anyways, so this one here right
next to you mommy, since that was still transpiring, leads you

(01:46:12):
off. I'm trying to let me math this
out actually. Oh my.
Yeah, like. Behind.
Oh my. This large pustule and since you
are charmed and we're you were following.

(01:46:38):
This, Ezra screams. Oh boy, use protection.
That same please. Leans in gently for like the
most intimate like lover's kiss that like looking off to either

(01:46:58):
side to making sure no one's you're going to need to make a
constitution saving thrill. You got this.
Let's look at the mentors kiss over here.
I was thinking like Poison Ivy from Batman. 21 Very nice.

(01:47:24):
I don't want your cooties. That's what Ezra said.
Bring protection. So 5 and you're, you've, you
feel your energy drain away a little bit with the kiss, but
it's kind of tingly kind of nice, kind of like, like that

(01:47:47):
that sensation of almost just falling asleep.
And yeah, so that's a perpetual -5 to your hit points until you
take a long rest or. Son of a bitch.
You know, I still have 300, so it's.

(01:48:07):
Going to be kissing for a while.Be OK.
Oh. Shit, Christ knows.
OK, yeah, I was just reading about charm again here though
too. And I know it usually specifies
about damage thing, but like this particular thing, this
particular kiss does not does not affect it.

(01:48:31):
Like you're still charmed by thecreature that this is like their
whole thing. They're they're they're succubi
as Jake already caught on to or incubi in some other cases.
So just so you know, this is like what they were, what
they're going to do. It's their purpose to drain our

(01:48:52):
souls, pretty much, but in a sexy way.
Yeah, in a sexy way. Then it would be Agonon's turn.
So Agonon sees crap, I always mix them up, Mime mommy, mommy,

(01:49:13):
mommy, mommy OK sees mommy beingLED off and that combined with
the the embarrassment of missingtwice last time, it's personal.
So he's gonna take aim at this one again and try again, Hunter.

(01:49:36):
'S market too, Or does it stay? What?
Hunter's mark stays. Yeah.
Nice. 12 does not hit. No.
Oh and I forgot I was using my bonus action to cast planer
warrior on this creature as well.
OK, so you do like your. Damage.

(01:49:59):
If I hit yeah. Here's my second one finally.
There we go, you got a + + 9 too, so you've just been rolling
poop. Yeah, I've been rolling like
threes and fives. Oof yeah OK, 26 will definitely
hit. OK, so I do my damage and then I
get an extra D8 and an extra D6.What level is art is are you

(01:50:24):
right now cuz I believe. 8. Because Planet Warrior, the
number of D eights go up as you level up.
Really. Believe.
Alright, let me look at. It I had a.
Friend, it'll be near the bottom.
Alright, just a SEC, I'm trying to find it.

(01:50:44):
You're good. Well, that's a Santa Thar's
book. When you reach 11th level, it
increases to 2D8. Oh, he also has to take one step

(01:51:05):
forward to do this, to do the tocast that.
OK so here's my base damage. And then I get AD 6 and AD 8.

(01:51:32):
So 14 + 8 two 22. Yeah, take that.
Here a satisfying. And is that?

(01:51:57):
He does. He does a little subtle nod of
there things are put right, likea little nod as if to say yes,
everything is as it should be now.
Yeah, that's his turn. With the Queen's turn, what's

(01:52:19):
this on down here? OK, Nope, not that then.
OK, seeing some of the creaturesshe's looking around.
Oh, where'd my other, huh? Well, I guess I should bring
some of them back or something. I don't know where.

(01:52:42):
I don't know where they went. Got to make sure I got to keep
all the numbers up. Action numbers.
Yeah, so three more. Yeah, both of them.

(01:53:06):
So we'll just 1/2. Oh, come on, put it down here.
And three more suck you. Bye appear around her.

(01:53:33):
Well, shit. I'm guessing this is something I
can't counterspell. You could.
I would like to attempt to. OK, wait, no, yeah, you cast

(01:53:54):
Featherfall last time, so it's still God.
Damn it. OK, no, I didn't cast it because
it was already in effect. Yeah, right.
That's that's what I'm saying. We're saying the same thing.
Yeah, OK, I misunderstood. It though, yeah.
OK, so. Counter that thing.
I'm going to cast it as a fourthlevel spell just in case.
How does this work again now? Nowadays I haven't.

(01:54:16):
We haven't done it. Oh God.
They make a constitution, savingthrough.
On a failed save, the spell dissipates with no effect.
OK, Constitution 22. 22 Well shit, that's pass.

(01:54:44):
Hand him my bardic inspiration. That's not how.
That just hands it over like it's a physical object, doesn't.
Make my DC go up. Let me check.
Let me check. Want to?
Take your turn for. Who did we lose?

(01:55:06):
Mommy, I was just going to try and catch her too.
I was going to. She's up next.
She have to go. Yeah.
Well yeah, she has to go to bed early like a responsible person.
You can add it to an ability check, attack roll, or a saving

(01:55:28):
throw and they can be added after seeing the roll but before
knowing the out. Yeah, it doesn't affect my save
like my save. You see, damn it, can I say I'm
distracting her with my ripplingpectorals and have her roll
disadvantage? Yeah, do the titty dance.

(01:55:51):
I will titty dance. I will have Ezra Titty dance
boiled up in everything. The good news is that it only
she can only do it once per day and it only lasts a minute.
Only be there for. Only 10 round combat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all. Right.

(01:56:14):
Damn. Or until the Summoner dismisses
then, But that is her turn. Yeah, Yep.
Then that would go back to Ezra,since mommy's outside of the
turn. Well, or we could give it.
Well, no, mommy's just going to continue kissing anyway.

(01:56:34):
So Yep, Ezra. Ezra.
She's got the point from her. Do you want to go to Pound Town?
On a fuck truck, baby. Ezra grips around her waist.
You know, Or actually, yes, you know what?

(01:56:58):
Fuck it. That's right.
Fuck. It 20/20/20 Athletics.
He's holding her like he is taking her to the prom, like
muscles jiggling and, you know, rippling up against her, like,
you know, shaking her jubilee bits against his gibbling bits.

(01:57:22):
Yeah. You just think Columbus spirits
just sitting there, nodding, smiling.
OK. And you're jumping down the
hole, I'm guessing? Oh yeah, he's straight up like
suplexing. Actually, I'm right on the edge.

(01:57:45):
He is going to suplex her littlebit OK, and then well suplexing
her. So should that she ends up, you
know, in front of him as the spikes come into come into play
so that she blocking him and then, you know, same thing again

(01:58:06):
soon as hit they hit the ground.He's he's going to ground and
pound. If it if it works, don't.
Yep, if it's not broke, don't fix it.
Don't worry, I have all the loop.
Just yells this. He takes them both down.

(01:58:31):
He he looks to he, he looks to Mama.
Ash does the wink. Yes.
No, my next character is going to be a problem for y'all.
I think it so good luck. And is that your turn?
Is she in the? Is she in the pit with me?
She is. Currently in the pit.

(01:58:54):
But it's ground and pound. Oh.
Yeah, and you've used your firstaction for the.
All right, so 25 for a little body, a little body action on
the left side. Are you ready for this?
Yeah, it doesn't hit. Oh.

(01:59:16):
No, he's. He's so turned on.
Oh, yeah. Come on.
Come on, 20. 60 baby just hits. Oh yeah, 18 damage and he's he's
like nails mounting full like primal dog mode.

(01:59:39):
Bam. I'm going to give you the best
What did? What did Pop say?
I'm going to give you the best 10 seconds of my life.

(02:00:01):
Damn straight. And Ezra and oh girl, we're,
we're, we're happy down here. Come down here.
Happy time. OK, so that was the the going to

(02:00:25):
need the damage going to need the.
Damage was 18. Oh, sorry.
And then? Do we both get to do a con con
save on this? Wait, so who got dragged into
the pit with him? There was the Queen and then
that would you're going to need yeah, a a constitution effort

(02:00:49):
for for a couple of reasons thatfor the first one that will just
do the first constitution I. Mean at this point.
The questionable liquid at the bottom I.
Mean at this point, Ezra might need to see a priest.
Because he might got some. Things, but it's OK 27.

(02:01:12):
Oh, just beating again the target.
Ezra's got that constitution. You're no longer poisoned which
we shouldn't have been giving you disadvantage for those
attacks but that's AI forgot butyou currently now have an

(02:01:35):
itching all over your skin. Ezra screams up.
Mama Ash, I got the fleece. We've got shampoo for that,
don't worry. And if you want to put this on
your character sheet, you are currently diseased with flesh

(02:01:58):
rot. I just put it in the roll 20
change. Creature has disadvantage of
charisma. I suck at it already.
Just. Makes.
It hard. And become vulnerable to all
damage because your skin is rotting up anyways.
So wait, does my my resistance? It kind of just like balances

(02:02:21):
out. So yeah, exactly.
So you just take normal. Before y'all might.
Need to see a doctor. Wait a minute.
Faust is a doctor. I'm good.
Not bad. Before y'all do anything else,
if Columba cannot be saved from this, I'm going to be playing
exactly what she died to and in Cuba.
So we're embracing it. But.

(02:02:42):
But. It's going to get worse.
True, that'll. Be something but so.
You say it's going to get worse,but you haven't spent a lot of
time with Bob. Yeah, that's right.
Trust me, this is going to be 0's level of cockiness.

(02:03:02):
But like tripled so trust. Frank, the ability check attempt
to grapple, OK, no. So that's you guys are already
grappled. Oh yeah, we are.
Lands a training kiss. OK, so that's what I'm I was I
clicked on the wrong thing because I was reading.

(02:03:23):
It's kind of lead me to here. I'm going to need a secondary
constitution other ability. God bless Constant.
She goes, she goes in for a deeplust like no lips, all tongue
kiss. All 3030 she can come get some

(02:03:46):
of this. I'm going to give her the doggy
tongue. You have advantage on
constitution. Preparation before that, hold
on, I'm going to see here. 'Cause I seen the 24 first.
Say features and traits. Mm.
Hmm. Through all my game stuff.

(02:04:18):
OK, wait there it. Is it usually has it marked on
your thing too? If it's even if it's under your,
let me see here. Yeah, I know.
I'm trying to read this down. That might be a higher barbarian

(02:04:42):
ability. I don't think I have it.
Yeah, 'cause I don't see it on your Yeah, marked.
I see you're proficient in it, but not Yep, advantage.
So 2424 you're the tongue seems to somehow reach past your uvula

(02:05:03):
and into your brain. Oh, right up the sinuses. 81
points of psychic damage. Can I make a reaction?
If you have a reaction. Oh, I meant reaction just to
bite my my, my mouth down and like bite her.

(02:05:25):
It's getting you already used you.
Already used your text buddy. I did.
Oh, eighty man, Ezra's actually going to feel some.
He's going to feel some hurt 80.Jeez, well you have that new
item that makes you resistant topsychic damage.
Oh wait, yeah, is this psychic damage?
It is psychic, yeah. That's why I said specifically

(02:05:46):
the brain. With that, you're immune to
that, you're resistant to everything, so.
You know, yeah, I am. Well, I am only resistant to
psychic now. She kind of gave me the herpagon
asypholitis. So, you know, I'm actually hey
this. One you dumbass, you could have
only jumped in the hole like twice or you could have just

(02:06:06):
pushed them, but here we are. He wanted to grunge homper.
OK, Jesus. Oh yeah, I I've been missing
this whole time too. But the whole time you guys have
been going on this is the the thumping that that the reason
for the reference to the double bass pedal thumping was because

(02:06:29):
as you're as the bite has been progressing, you're hearing the
bleeding bleeding mascara by Atreyu just droning on in the.
Background. Hell yeah, that's giving.
That's giving Ezra all the motivation.

(02:06:50):
All right, that was her re legendary action to your attack
there. And so then they were going to
go to the Succubus Knights at the top.
Ezra's like how you like me now.I've confused myself now, made

(02:07:17):
these tokens look too much alikeI think.
It put an A and AB and AC on them.
Oh, that guy's down here. OK, that's right.
So it is those guys. So I needed this token for these
guys. That's what I that's what I
confused myself with because I thought I had him straight.

(02:07:42):
But then I looked back after looking back and forth on the
maps and a second Which one is these guys?
Josh, Josh, Josh, you got to bring.
You got to bring the Queen down here with me.
Oh yeah, sorry, we're. Enjoying We're enjoying a a a
bath time. Really, Dicky?
Maybe a mud bath? This.

(02:08:04):
Is a vegemite bath. There is no God.
I like how in and out of character Jacko's attitude
towards this is still the same, but.
You have absolutely no idea whatmy care.
No, no, no, no, no. Listen, OK.
So he's there. Franklin's not here.

(02:08:24):
Agonon's here. This guy with Oh yeah, shoot
you. So you, you ran and jumped in
that hole. That was my bad for missing
attack of opportunity. So that happened, but it's going
to fly over here to you agonon that, but that one that tried to
attack files before. Oh no.

(02:08:44):
And for the first time this evening, he's going to be
through your mind. No, for the first time this
evening, I'm going to ask Agononto be rolling me a What the hell
was it again here? Come on.
Christmas sexy time. Wisdom for this character.

(02:09:09):
OK. You can do it, Agon.
We believe in. You try to read up to see if I
have any resistances. I don't think so.
And tell him you're just not into him.
The creature effects more of thefeminine characteristics and
probably starts to look a littlebit like Nim away.

(02:09:35):
He simultaneously likes this andhates this.
OK, listen, I'm saving through. I'm in to you.
I'm in to you. Oh, meets it, beats it.
Just yes. Hell yeah.
Was that a natural 22? Or no, no it was not.
Dirty 20 all all good and you'reyou're able to shake it and

(02:10:04):
realize this is not an MOA. Damn straight it's not.
Doing it, which is the same thing that happened to Faust,
realizes that it's charms aren'tworking on you and goes into a
more demonic form of an MOA and tries to strike at you for 20

(02:10:26):
hit. Oh, twenty hits, Yeah.
And 12th damage. Oh, OK.
Backhand slap. Just yeah, it's just like.
Love me damn it, slap. With like Nimbalai's voice.
This is that crazy they tell younot to put your Dick yet.

(02:10:50):
What they wait? What did?
What did Ezra just do multiple times?
Jesus Christ. And the one that's finished with
terrible. Mistakes.
The one that's finished with Kalimba stands back up, brushes
itself off and turns to Faust and winks and blows a kiss,

(02:11:15):
trying to charm you again. You have advantage, as we've
already discussed, for your asexual.
No, it's not going to give up, is it?
It's a different one. There's been three different
ones so far. I'm keeping track.
That's like. Bling, bling, bling, bling.

(02:11:37):
It affects, you know, the the more demure sensibilities of
yours Still, though, and it's like so 19 you needed a 20 for
this particular feature. OK.
There. Yeah, these two specifically.

(02:11:57):
After a certain number of times like it just, it just would stop
working. But you know what?
Maybe, maybe this one. Maybe this one went buff buff
shirtless guy and then put on glasses and went molecules.
No. And instead of the other things

(02:12:21):
that have been suggested or done, Still feminine in nature,
I'm guessing. If there's any direction one way
or the other that Faust leans, Iwould.
Yeah, definitely. Then, but instead, like says,
let's let's take a let's take a breather, let's take a seat,

(02:12:42):
just, you know, talk about what's been happening and tell
me about how annoying you're. Like there's no, there's no like
kissing or draining. It's just a pure therapy
session. Yeah.
Like. Like he's just like you.
No, no, no, no. We're just going to talk.

(02:13:04):
Uh huh. Tell.
Me and but. There's not enough bisexuality
in this arena for me. That's.
What? The what the oh shoot, what the

(02:13:27):
training kisses form is going totake at this point in time,
because as you're like word vomiting this stuff out, she's
just like, uh huh. Tell me more.
Uh huh. I know I feel your pain, but
you're going to need to make a constitution safe.
Not his strong suit. Then again, he's kind of a

(02:13:50):
really bad stats. Not good enough, I'm guessing.
And you start gushing about maybe even some well, tell me
about your family and immediately 54 I'm so sorry
points of psychic damage from this childhood trauma that you

(02:14:13):
would vomit out, I guess because.
She asked about the. Family.
So it's me at 7:00. No, Yeah, 17.
That would be Ash's turn. Fuck with Faust on deck.

(02:14:41):
OK, so I am standing up here alone now.
Well, without the Queen. Not alone are these three
everybody still around me. I just received harm, so I get
to take this the saving throw again.
Anytime you receive harm, you get.
To. Like a different.
General rule of charms. Yes.

(02:15:03):
That's not the case for this 1 then.
It is not because this that's what I was explaining earlier,
because in case any curious of how the draining kiss works
specifically with charm, it is like a loving feeling like it
doesn't it? It's psychic harm, but it's not
like the that the the type that would because it's it's still

(02:15:24):
like, I don't know how to. That's the only thing that makes
sense for that to still be in the rule the way that it's
written, at least to me, becauseyou have to charm them to do
this ability like you. You can't.
Yeah, that's. Fine.
It's I can't do use the drainingkiss unless you're trying to
think that is their. CR from 4 significantly though.

(02:15:50):
These ones in particular are CR15.
Fair enough. Carry on.
Good Sir XEGMN. No worries you guys were
getting. Just a Wii level 8.
You're doing great. Ezra, World's greatest idea

(02:16:11):
again. All right, Ash, you also got
that, just got that ring and you're been left alone with the
ring that you are very aware that Kalimba's soul is kind of
like circling around like in tighter and tighter circles,
kind of like a, like a, a, a toilet.
Speaking of Kalimba. Yeah, towards the ring.

(02:16:34):
IDM do something that has to do with kalimba so when you get a
second. If you'd like it, then you gotta
put a ring on it, so. I'm very worried that her soul's
going to get sucked into this ring and she's going to lose her
soul. Bob isn't with me.

(02:16:57):
No, Bob is not here. I.
Grab her soul. No, like you.
If you're just like trying to touch it, your hand would go
straight through it like it's not even there.

(02:17:20):
You you would. Know I couldn't use Bob's skull
as wait. Go ahead, tell me what you were
going to say. You would know too that lore
wise in the in in general, it isbelieved that most people's
spirits after they pass turn, turn ethereal and go to the

(02:17:45):
ethereal lane. And if you want to roll a
history check, just no, no, no actions required.
Just to fill in more details there, I'll let I'll let it.
A dirty 20. All right.

(02:18:07):
So, yeah, you would know at least from some of your studies
in the past to some of the understandings of the belief
that this ethereal plane exists simultaneously with the material
plane. And it's kind of like a shell,
but at the same time passes through everything.

(02:18:28):
And it's also a you remember as Ash going through the shadow
realm where there were a lot of spirits and you wonder to
yourself if there has something to do with that interplay of
things, if there is something that you have to do that would

(02:18:52):
affect the ethereal realm to potentially affect the spirit.
Oh, with the ring. So my plan was to kind of shove
her soul in the Bob's skull because it is a housing, and
then run over to her body and put her soul back in her body

(02:19:13):
and feed her another mango. This is this is my remedy for
everything. Put a mango in them because she
is within distance of me. Put a mango in the climber and.

(02:19:35):
Shake it all up. So can I?
Put it. All together get her soul in the
Bob skull and then put her soul back in her body from Bob's
skull. It's your action then.

(02:19:55):
You might have multiple, I'm notsure I think so though.
But you would use your action then to try and capture Columbus
soul in the skull. Yes, because his his skull is
still hanging from my belt. You pull the the skull off your
belt and hold the ring out and try to, you know, scoop up the

(02:20:19):
sole, but it just kind of goes through it because you're
guessing the skull is too material, even though it has
some ties to actually it has no a ties and other blocking your
you would guess so that Bob doesn't go there after he died.
OK, so I need to just get to theethereal plane.

(02:20:44):
Just casually, yeah. Yeah, just casually, I mean.
A thought pops and falls into your head about a What was it?
What did it was? I think it was called a
Silkstone. Where you look through it?

(02:21:08):
Silk as in like the material stone that you might have in
your inventory? I have a silk stone pole of
silk. Rocks.
Oh my God, not rocks. If.

(02:21:37):
Ezra, I think that's what it's called.
While in his werewolf does the succubus werewolf.
I have zircon, Tiger's eyes, rubies, rose quartz which by the

(02:21:59):
way it has a no necks. What says stole that shit?
I have a pouch of I have a pouchof mixed gems.
I have pearls, lapis lazuli, jade, Jasper, glitter bombs scam
it. I agate emerald, bloodstone,

(02:22:20):
black sapphire, black Pearl, black Opal.
Are you azurite? Amethyst Amber.
Maybe. You got skull eyes at home?
I have astral. Diamonds.
Oh, now that's an interesting thought.

(02:22:43):
I can get into the Afro plane that way.
Ethereal Plane is where they exist currently the.
Right, right, right. Yeah.
So I have a bunch of rocks, but I do not have a silkstone.
I do have stones that I took from the room that held the gods

(02:23:05):
table in the labyrinth. Oh yeah.
You may not have that, but you you you, you remembered.

(02:23:26):
I'm I'm trying to remember if you actually do remember the
shadow realm. It was like right after the
first almost eurythmic veracity because it was boring.
Yeah, we had the moonwalk into the shadow realm, right?
Yep. I do remember the shadow realm.

(02:23:47):
And then someone I can't remember who learned about the
silk stones that are the only thing that can like the shadow
realm was there were there was no way to see illuminate the
area like it was just like walking through darkness and
then. You.

(02:24:08):
Yeah, that's what I remember walking through darkness.
And then you just had to feel your way through it like there
was nothing that you couldn't see anything.
Eventually there was this stone though that glowed and would
illuminate the pathways and the walls.
Although they would still look like shadow, they you could

(02:24:29):
still see where you could move them so and it also provoked
some souls attacking you in their spirits.
Oh into attacking. OK, I don't have any soul stone.
Would any of these other things do that?

(02:24:52):
I have so many ricks and I don'thave that.
I have a pouch of gems. It doesn't to.
Be shut up. A seat on the ring without in
it. Oh.
I need a a stone to trap her soul in.

(02:25:14):
Oh, this sounds dark. OK, are you still living?
Butt crystals? That was the other camping.
Sorry, I thought we had butt crystals.

(02:25:36):
Yeah, it was Carol. But she does have those.
Would I know if any of these other stones that I have would
work? I have a skull rhizome.
Oh. That's a bit different, I think
feeds on souls. OK, yeah, let's not try that

(02:25:57):
one. I I don't know if I can help it.
Anyway, do you start? Pulling them out and trying
them. Yeah, that's what I'm going to
do. I'm just going to pull out a

(02:26:18):
wreath and attempt to either should I try to attempt to fit
it into the ring that I just gotor try to get the soul to go
into it? I guess I'm going to try both.
Put the stone against the ring and hold it to the soul.
I'm going to say porque, none ofthose stores, Yeah.
So that will be your main actionI guess.

(02:26:42):
Yeah, just panically panic, panicking while fumbling gems,
pulling them out of my bag, shoving them on the ring, and
then chasing this fluttering solo around like, oh, that one
doesn't work. So I back in the bag, pull out
another one, chase that one around, turn that one down.
Oh nice, I like this. OK, so yeah, you, you, you roll

(02:27:06):
the D 10 for me. Just for OK.
My it. Takes you until the 9th stone
and you're starting to lose hope.
But as you pull out the 9th stone from the bag you see the

(02:27:29):
eye agate and it has no color toit.
Completely translate and you start pulling it through the
spirit. Nothing quite happens but as
soon as you place it on to the ring it lights up and pulls the
soul into it and glows with the colors of Cali.

(02:27:53):
Which would be like Blues jewelsjewel toned Blues by Aqua.
Like very Beachy vibes with a little bit of coral pink in
there. Like that would be the mix of
it. And it's like, OK, swirling
inside of it. Also I do want to add a little
bit to this, if Cali would couldlike have autonomy over where

(02:28:17):
she goes but stays in the radiusof the ring she would fully make
and chase her a little bit and you would just hear her little
dumb ass giggle with all the time.
Like how you can't catch me? Literally, that would be
Clipper. I'm trying to think and save
yourself. She's literally playing with
playing in your face and with your feelings right now.

(02:28:38):
That's what she's doing. I've got this full of this
stuff. OK, so that would be my action,
however long that took, and I amgoing to run over to OK and it's
the storm's in the right. It's a.

(02:29:05):
Metal and you you recognize it, but especially to having and
holding it now you feel a a physical aura from it that is
the new power and seem to be that of of the elevator looking.

(02:29:31):
For. Forecast perspective.
I don't know how much flux she is, but.
Not much how much about it but the stone the I AG, is it now
part of that ring? Yes, it's seed into it.
Yep. OK.
Clamps clamped around it. I'm going to press the stone

(02:29:54):
against Ally's skin to see if her soul transfers back into her
body. And you probably just hear from
the ring as you're holding it. Nope, still in here.

(02:30:14):
You're. Probably doing this with you
right now. Just playing, playing.
She like, she don't care. She's just playing.
So would that be an action and my bonus action to catch the
soul and attempt to play back inher body?
Especially with the her aid likepulling out of all the stones

(02:30:35):
and such. Yeah.
OK. So yeah, I'm just now kneeling
on the ground next to her lint body, and I think that's going
to be. The best part of this is that
Kelly still has no clothes on. You're just.
Just Megan. You got heels though.
'Cause she's got heels, she's got to stay classy.
She's a lady. And you're probably just

(02:30:57):
screaming. Live.
Damn you, I'm doing. I'm trying to help you.
I sent a couple of visual options in the chat for the
stone cause it felt important tome to know what the stone looked
like. Yeah.
Yeah, I was actually looking them up, 'cause I was like eye
agate can come in a lot of colors.
No, I just it's probably that bottom one, probably the bottom

(02:31:18):
1 you just sent like it looks like that looks Beachy to me.
That's her. So that's Kaliba as a gem.
That's beautiful. It would be more blue.
It would be more blue than pink though, So just like bring the
blue down the. Caesar eye agate.
I just look up blue and pink gems.
Yeah, I like that. I like that a lot.

(02:31:38):
The whole time you're screaming come back, she would still be
giggling in the rain. Like she's just, she's just
saying it's funny. Like she, she does not care.
Would it would then Foust like to go or we're in the middle of
combat? OK, it's.

(02:32:01):
Like ow, I don't feel good. This is it's been really
refreshing talking to somebody to brain cells for a second.
I have to fish my of out of the vagina and with that.
He's going. To.
Be. Right back going to a misty step

(02:32:25):
to avoid any potential attacks of opportunity.
Actually, no, he doesn't know that the person that's close to
wants to hurt him right now. She just wants to jump.
Oh yeah, I was going to say, shedoes not seem she's like, OK,
you doing? He's going to Thunder a step
back with the big guy now. And.

(02:32:47):
In the wise words of Megan Thee Stallion, diving at water like a
private island. We're back again a little.
Spell slot for a final Thunder step, hopefully.
Oh yeah, but also what's what what what goes on in the pit

(02:33:09):
too. Excuse me?
Is that your turn though or are you doing?
It I already have his turn, yeah.
OK, just making sure before I I because I have to stick to the

(02:33:32):
wording here as the pit starts to tremble after your Thunder
goes off. Oh yeah, you want to roll that
damage for that that one that itwill apply.
Yeah, yeah. She needs to make the fortitude
saving there then. What you mean Constitution
right? Yep.
Constitution, yeah. Get your path Henry Shit out of

(02:33:54):
here. When he's a pass for half for.
Duration. 8 damage. 8. And as you so are you yeah, you
Thunder stepped out of it. That's right as you jump back up

(02:34:16):
onto the other edge of the pit back then you turn to your left
and as the trips trembling behind you and starts to ready
to convulse. You see the queen.
She goes that was fun. Let's do that again.
And then the pit and everyone needs.

(02:34:41):
Oh no. As the gushing.
Liquid comes back, everyone needs to what?
Makes a constitution. Save again as the liquid pours
out. You will hear Columba giggling
from the ring again. 20 bucks you need to.
Make a constitution. Saving for now.
Oh no. Oh no.

(02:35:03):
Kylie's literally just being childish from playing in y'all's
faces like that is what she's doing.
I I really need somebody to likeinto this cause like Faust might
die. You guys are all poisoned and I

(02:35:24):
think so far anyways, I see a 16and a four.
I mean 02020. 24 for Ezra. Oh wait, we're poisoned.
Yeah. What do we have to beat?
Propaganda. Yeah, it's a 26.
Damn, and how much damage is that now?

(02:35:46):
No, no damage, no damage. You're just poisoned, which
means you have a disadvantage onattack rule.
Oh, OK. If I remember, because I've been
forgetting anyways, yeah, so sheteleported right back up next to

(02:36:07):
you guys as the pit, as the. Reaction Jesus.
Legendary action baby. No, wait, did you say again he's
just going to look at? Her No, don't do it again.
Just hit her. And oh, I guess she's standing

(02:36:33):
right behind you, Ash too, just because of the positioning of
everything. Right, I'm on my knees facing in
the other direction. I.
So that was Foust's turn. Oh, the succubus that's still
kissing Mommy. Oh wait, that's the wrong button

(02:36:55):
again. I feel like if you don't get to
roll the damn like the charm, there's nothing that triggers
the charm resistance roll, so they just get to keep doing that
until we die. I'm not following.
These one-on-one, so OK, so whenever they successfully charm
us, they kiss us. It doesn't get the because you

(02:37:18):
said it doesn't trigger the likeharming effect.
There's no way to get out. Again, there's no way to get
out. Yeah.
So basically, once you're charmed, you're dead.
In these one-on-one fights. Can we not break out of the
charm? No.
Or you punch yourself in the giblets.
Is there I I would be? I mean, there is the possibility

(02:37:45):
to let me do what Jodie ID and Josh.
I would didn't quite understand that I did read through it, but
I was trying. Well, I didn't do something
different. I said if everyone's about to
die, you could let me come in and fuck shit up.
That's not a very clear you knowwhat anyways.

(02:38:06):
To save yourself from charm effects, just punch yourself in
the jump. You have to know your charms to
do that which is against the nature of the charmed effect.
Very true. Well, you can charm them back
like I did. Again, it's it's a 24 hour

(02:38:28):
period of charm for them specifically and I'm reading
some people's things that it does not automatically end its
own effect. I don't, I don't know why, but
you bring up a good point. I that's just how it was
written. It's not how it's written
though. Well, whenever you, whenever

(02:38:49):
Josh is OK with letting me save y'all, let me know, because at
this point I think that's what it's going to come soon because
y'all can't break out of the charm.
Faust is almost dead. Charm cannot be broken unless
the target receives damage from a suicidal command.

(02:39:12):
Yeah. Suicidal.
Yeah. Then it's draining Kiss ability
deals large chunk of psychic damage to the charm target.
Target suffers any harm. I'd say all damage triggers a
saving throw. That would be more fair I would
say too. I don't know why they didn't put
that verbiage in there specifically.
It's saying that it would trigger a saving threat from it.

(02:39:32):
Some people are suggesting suggesting wait.
This doesn't. It's like it's just damage.
It doesn't say that it doesn't cause the damage like it like it
says under the charm ability that any harm any damage.
Yeah, their charm ability is written a bit different, so
like, I don't know if you're reading it from theirs or just
charm. Yeah.
I'm reading Succubus. OK, yeah, the succubus cast the,

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this one's just succubus and it just says the succubus cast if
the target. Receives any harm or receives a
suicide command, it can repeat the saving throw.
Are you looking at Incubus? Then maybe.
I'm looking at Succubus DMDB on 2014.
It's this one idiom doesn't tellme.

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Maybe I can view details page, open link a new tab I'm using
like their shortened version that comes up.
Oh, this is definitely 2024. Yeah, 2024, they made them a lot
more vicious. Yeah, it just says the succubus
cast, and this is part of charm actually.
The succubus cast Dominate Person, requiring no spell

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components and using Charisma asthe spell casting ability.
Spell safe DC-15 for the for thesuccubus specifically.
That's all it says. What dominate person says?
Dominate person. You have a what?

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Attack that creature. What does dominant person?
Say this like daddy and two commands to the target, no
action required. Use.
Yeah. So that one's more like what I
was using to draw them away. But let me see, I think you

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might be right and or at least on to something that the rules
wise this is not not kosher. What's not kosher is about to be
what happens for Ezra, 'cause he's going to make Bob sad,
because Bob's going to ask how'dit go?
And then Ezra's going to be like, not the way you thought.

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You're going to die so. This version of dominated person
has it like if we're fighting itthey we have advantage against
the save. You have advantage you or your
eyes are fighting it. Charm condition for the

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duration. I see.
I see everybody. So technically, like we could
break concentration on it if somebody else was like hitting
each other or something. Yeah, under Dominique there.
Are holes here. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I did damage to the one attacking Mommy.

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So did that break its concentration?
Yeah, just being locked in a charm.
That makes sense. Being kissed like that's.
I also want to point out y'all focus on yourselves getting out
of here. If I lose Cali it is not the end
of the world. Yes, I am attached to her, but
I'm ready. Stop the end of the world at the
same time but fast is at 14 HP. And but I'm ready for this next

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character to come in here and just tearing everything up.
The good the good news is, I mean, most everyone else is
standing. I will I will accept that what
you're what what you're saying. I think that that makes a lot of

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sense. We'll consider it like a
concentration first. So if they do get attacked by
someone else, for instance, thenthey would be potentially lost
to drop it. And then they should make a save
on the drain on the draining kiss for sure, because it's
still damage. But I, I was reading it like as

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if you were the succubus or incubus, you know, in lore wise,
that's the whole, their whole thing is like to charm you,
deuce you, and then drain you ofall of your essence and lead you
to ask. Succubi and whatnot.
They're not a combat fight, they're a.
Yeah, they're RP that's. Weaseled itself into a social
situation. You're not fighting six of them

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at once, and each of them like solo charm somebody.
And like. No, no, Yeah, yeah, no.
It's all a good point. I haven't seen it played out
before either, so it's part of the reason I wanted to do it.
But I think this. Is I mean family wanted to go
one-on-one with them. So that was my.
Man, Josh, I I was gonna wait for you.

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I had a question. The magic got the the one magic
got me. Let me get the the lycanthrope
necklace. Oh, OK, yeah.
Yeah, it allows me to like when I attack the lycanthropy.
Yeah, the the lycanthropy curse triggers off.
Does she have lycanthropy right now?

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I mean theoretically. Because it it is a safe for
them, it is a safe for them. Oh, OK, I can make that.
What is it that she needs to make?
It's probably the last thing we should probably it's.
It's a 50DC-15 save. For what?
Con Con. Thank you, Natural. 2025.

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Damn it, sorry buddy. Don't worry.
Every time. Every time I bite her.
Yeah, she's down for it. But yeah, that's that's probably
a good point. I would say unless you want to
take your turn Agonabi and try to get back up to the top of the
turn order before we end it, but.

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Yeah, yeah. I'll take a turn.
OK. OK so First off I'm going to
cast protection from good and evil on myself so I cannot be
jerked. Very nice.
Cloggy. So that's my action, and with my

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bonus action I'm going to cast Planer Warrior on the succubus
in front of me. OK.
And that's better. And I'm angry.
She's not going to get one up onme.
There's only one name away. Thank you.

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I am taking. So if that wasn't clear, Jake,
I'm taking what you're saying into consideration now moving
forward. So they will have to make those
saves and for the concentration,and people get to make a save if
they get damaged while they're charmed.
Yeah, like it's very unusual. You don't get to make a save of
any sort. I agree, especially for some

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like, well, there's there's the save to begin it, but there
wasn't say anything for the draining kiss.
That's where was getting messingme up.
I think they need they need to add something in there for that.
I would agree because usually like you're saying they would
take that, but I think it's worded in a case and it's
usually like you're saying intended for that like 1.

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But yeah, anyways, moving on. Yeah, that was.
That's. Going to put us at the Queen to
start off with and then start back up at the top so.
Ezra's going to look at her and go, yeah, let's go do it.
Again, he's going to wink it. I like you, just made a

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character up on the spot that I feel like fits the given
situation just in case, but I like you.
He straight, oh, he straight up winking at the queen going wanna
go again? So you're winking at my
character's open relationship wife.
Got it. I made the Demon Queen's husband
just like, come on, let's do this.

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And I cannot, can't wait for Agonon to become 11th level
teleporting and freaking going to town on people.
Go on, Agonon, what you're gonnasay?
Is the one attacking mommy? Did that one lose its
concentration? Are we doing that retroactively
or no? No, I wasn't going to go back
retroactively. That seems like a bit much, but.

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Yes. Just trying to keep track of all
of the other things that have happened, yeah, would be.
And her husband happens to have third level spell slides so.
Unless anyone remembers the damage they did to which
characters, yeah, no. OK.

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I need to add, that's what I need.
I need to add those guys in here.
I'll probably just think of it like that.
I hadn't added those succubine in that she summoned.
But yeah, we're about that next time.
Well, did you not add them? I thought they were already
standing there. Token wise, but I meant into
the. Oh.
OK, turn order into the turn order.

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If we get four more of those bitches on top of this, we're
fucked. Well, you guys are holding your.
If it comes to it, I have third level shatter, third level
Thunder wave, third level hypnotic pattern, third level
false life like. Oh, now if we can bring back.

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To life not. Kalimba, the new one, I'm not
worried about Kelly. She's she can do it.
She wants. That's.
Come in. What happens?
What happens? Happens what?
Are you going to ask Emily? I was about to admit that I
should have spoken up. I didn't realize when we were
trying to figure out how to get to the Ethereal Plane to get
Kelly Soul. I can do that.

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I. Forgot.
Yeah, seventh level ethereal step.
Yeah, I I forgot it's a relatively new spell for me, so.
I mean Kelly just laughing y'allfaces at this point.
She was. Like, well, we, we, we have her.
She's safe in the stone. She's like I may be dead but
y'all are slowing all charmed and she's still really winning.

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She is. OK, and we trapped in the stone
forever and she's just going to be a smart mouth.
One of us can wear this phone and then we can just randomly
get Columbus input on situations.
Let's see, yeah, Agonon yeah cancast a theory on this without
spending a spell plot, but it only lasts until the until the
end of the current turn. So once everybody goes through,

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then Agonon would return. Yeah, I would have had to like
book it over across the battlefield.
But yeah. Somebody I don't know if I could
have. Good to know, I mean.
Because I believe I have a mobile which do I have that yet
to prevent opportunity attacks? I don't know.
We'll see. I'll figure it out.

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If Faust dies, here is probably what he deserves.
I let's see here. I can, I can hear Faust.
I have no idea what's. Going for Ezra.
At this point, like do I just want to contribute to the chaos
with just like an evil grand dam?
Is that what I want to do? Maybe.
Let's see. Yeah, I.

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Mean, I don't know. I mean I went I was planning on
playing probably my wizard or something like, you know,
something cute like that, you know, keeping it on things.
But then I was like. David and it just isn't.
If it isn't clear, I already explained it to Alex.
But you guys are welcome to playother characters.

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But when you switch to a new character, you, you will get
your your level but not any likeXSXPI.
Don't know if I've already explained that to me before.
But like you're at your startinglevel or you're at the level you
were with the other character. But because I know there's
people out there that like to switch characters, especially in
these long campaigns. Yeah, that's what I'm going to

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do. So even if Callie lives, she's
just going to be at MPC in the pocket rocket helping with what
she needs. So.
I would I would say everybody should have advantage on
charisma saving throws because Ezra is oiled up buck naked.
I'm just saying everyone should get a freebie on that one.

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Y'all can just pass. Y'all should just pass around
Callie Tan and Oil and then y'all can all have some.
Some just like it up. Some might find that, some might
find that a disadvantage, but I don't know.
It's OK. I don't know but.
Whole opportunity for everyone after Bob.
'S whatever happens to Kelly, I'm going to be playing the

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demon Queen's husband, so. I think it's pretty well
established that she doesn't have one.
Open relationship open. Relationship, yeah, she she had
she, she was in relationships, but well.
It can be no concession, or it can, or it can just be her

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second in command that she's hooking up with.
I'd be fine with that soon. Hope you survive I'm I'm rooting
for you guys. For sure, officer.
You're going to go as you're going to start a bunch of people
now. Later, buddy.
Hey, why don't you call me in the morning?
I already left where you said that, but Kelly's just going to

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be bullshitting when y'all and talking to the entire session
next time so just because I feellike doing it.
You know, it's funny, in a different campaign with another
group of friends I actually played a artificer who got
himself trapped in a necklace due to his experiments and his

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homunculus had to carry around the stone that was currently him
because he didn't have his own body.
No, but I'm going to tell you about my original plan for this
session that I worked with Josh just cause before we left very
quickly I was going to so I wanted to have Kalima mutate

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because out miss Daphne's essence like the essence of
mutated sexy. So I was like, come on, let's
mutate Kalima. Let's do this.
Let's turn her like siren esque.She can get scales, sharp teeth,
close tentacles where everythingC related is on the table.
That was totally what was going to happen as long as you survive

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because you had the you have andyou're welcome.
I mean to still keep Cali alive,potentially something.
Well, if she lives, she's going to be an MPC because I've made
this character and I'm ready to play a board again.
All right. Let alone a let alone an incubus
board. So however.
You want to however you want to roll it.

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I'm I'm generally pretty open with how you want to play your
characters and their deaths and everything.
So tried to leave. I tried to leave Windows.
For you to do or maybe the OR maybe this because he has a
bunch of false life spells so maybe it'll go well better for

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him than it did hurt. Shoot Ezra.
Ezra has a promise to keep. He has to get Mama Ash home.
She's doing all right. Maybe.
Maybe they? I think I've taken a total of
four damage and done 0 damage. Oh no, no, what I'm saying is
like Ezra, shoot, Ezra going to be here at least at a bare

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minimum until Mama Ash and Ezra are back at Mama Ash home and we
have food. Maybe next session we can have a
little role play moment where where Kalumba finds her parents
again 'cause that was her whole goal in this.
Maybe we can have a little role play moment where she finds
their parents in the Ethereal plane.

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I was just about to say, are they, aren't they dead?
I thought. Yeah, they did.
They did. There the there was going to be
an experience for you of what happened while you dead at some
point. But yeah, we'll do that.
What's wrong with her? She did.
She's fucking bad. Columbus parents were the reason

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she got locked away on her aisleand she wants to say she
forgives them. That's her whole plot in doing
this. She wants to forgive her
parents, so were they good why she was in here in the first
place? Were they good people?
No. Oh.
OK. I mean, they died in a war, so
there's that. But and then while she was on

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the islands and the gods trapped, pulling by their as
like atonement for what they haddone, so she was their
punishment. Oh, I see.
OK. But I'll give you free reign
over what you want her parents to be like.
They're just bad people, so. Yeah, no, good to know.

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It's. Super late.
I gotta get going. Yeah.
Can I go? Everywhere.
See you guys. This.
Is the end of the battle right? We're we're wrapping up.
I'm not. Yeah, well, the pause of pause
of the. Battle.
Sorry, pause of the battle. Yeah, yeah, end of the battle
for tonight. I wanted to make sure I wasn't
dipping out when we were still doing stuff.
Nope. OK, see case.

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