Microphone Monkeys
Microphone Monkeys is what happens when three microphones are left unattended and the producers don’t check the enclosure for sarcasm leaks. Hosted by Randy Oparowski and Tripp Dettmering, this panel podcast proudly embraces the fact that none of the monkeys claim to have all the answers—just strong opinions, questionable metaphors, and a deep distrust of anything that requires a 400-page bill to explain. From libertarian philosophy and free-market capitalism to a classical, Constitution-as-written perspective, the Monkeys swing through current events with the grace of a three-legged primate on espresso. Expect lively debate, self-inflicted insults, historical references that may or may not impress your high school civics teacher, and a relentless belief that voluntary exchange beats government coercion—delivered with enough humor to keep it from sounding like a think tank PowerPoint. If you’re looking for polished punditry, look elsewhere. If you enjoy smart, irreverent conversation where even the hosts admit they might be wrong (but not that wrong), welcome to Microphone Monkeys—where free minds, free markets, and mildly unhinged commentary all share the same mic. 🎙️🐒
Episodes
The Monkeys are flinging the virtual poop from the studio as Randy O takes us down the trail of some feces filled stories! Our special guest Mike C, from Rebel Rabbit does his best to keep us in line!! We have a female athlete winning her event by defecating all over the field of play. Then a woman who flings a bucket of her stored poop at a neighbor she thinks is cheating with her husband. Other s...
Randy leads the Monkeys into wild and weird stories like a Cyborg Rescue Roaches, Man Stealing a Fire Truck from his Burning Home, a Man with a Meat Allergy Starts an Ostrich Ranch and Evidence of 25,000 Year Old Libertarians Using Psychedelic's in Indonesia.
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Randy shares top topics like... Influencer dies after penis enlargement procedure, smart flatulence underware developed, Fertility Doctor caught using his own material, Serial "Butt Sniffer" has been arested... again and guillotine smuggler caught in Washington DC. Not weird enough for you? Just give a listen...
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In this episode Randy O brings up the following topics: Man Gets Jail Time for Using Robot Vacuum to Record Cheating Wife, Virginia Woman Wakes to Find Bat on Her Mouth, Truckload of Squid Spills Into Rhode Island Street in “Squidpocalypse of ’26”, 41-Year-Old Hospitalized After Supergluing His Urethra Shut to Treat Incontinence, and China’s Factory Automation Boom: More T...
The Monkeys, lead down the Rebel Rabbit Hole with Randy O leading the way, delve into the weird and wonderful stories from around the world. This is the only podcast that features Lemurs and Flaming Tampons in the same show... Go on! Show us another one that would dare to air this stuff?!
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Randy leads the group into topics like Russia's Black Widows, Bra Padding Cyclists, Suspicious Adult Toys, Nude Dining, Rampaging Monkeys and more...
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The Monkeys are back in studio and revisiting disgusting subjects like "feet juice" being sold in Asia. This, along with other hilariously absurd topics are addressed in our in studio return.
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This should be the LAST of the Monkeys having to record remotely for a while. Even with the distance between them, the crazy subjects and wild topics continue where hilarity continues!
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This is a "special" Friday Edition of Microphone Monkey's featuring Bill Sevier. This will focus on the more conspiratorial mysteries that surround our lives. You can either be scared, or laugh. We chose the latter!
Is this going to branch off into its own podcast? Stay tuned and find out!!
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While Tripp is still trying to record and produce from 400 miles away. Randy keeps the entire Monkey Barrel in check with topics like a man faking death to escape drunk driving charge, refrigerating humans, wild monkeys on the loose in Florida, high dog rescued off of a mountain and more...
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This edition has the producer, Tripp, on assignment in North Georgia and the rest of the crew back home in the low country. This episode features some of the regular gags along with some truly disgusting subjects not suitable for listening while eating....
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The Monkeys discuss Spine-Covered Caterpillars, Medicinal Diet Coke, Really Fast Spiders, Calculating Giraffes, Ft Wayne Man's Penis Bon Fire, Escaped Venomous Snakes and more...
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Randy introduces more mayhem to the Monkey Barrell with topics like Mass Produced Ultra-Bionic Humanoid Robots, 100+ Escaped Monkeys, Mexican Mayor pulls a Jusse Smollet, Scuba Diving Cockroaches, Dog Rental Apps, Tiny Gnome People, Empire State Building Climbers and more...
Plus, we introduce Bill to the fun...
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In this episode we explore Randy O having his Gentleman's Club cherry popped. CIAandMe your DNA share, Potato UAP's, T Rex fashion, Campground Toilet Diving, New York Sewer Dwellers, AI generated Amazon Rain Forest and more...
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Randy O leads the cast of monkeys down the trail of topics like Autonomous Robot Toilets, Robots That Pan-Handle, Magical Pigeon Livers, Boner Bears and more!!
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This "Special Edition" for Microphone Monkeys is to get the word out about the BEST VALUE event gong on the Grand Strand currently... MYRTLE MANIA! (click to get tickets)
Tripp interviews the creator of the Myrtle Mania event, Myrtle Beach's own Jeffrey Mixon about the origins and fun to be had at Vizionz Lounge June 26, 27 July 3, 11, 17, 24, 31 and August 7 & 14.
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Once again, Randy leads the Monkeys down a trail of AI, Technology and Weird Stuff to talk about. The laughter never stops... but, it does get a bit philosophical in this episode. So hang tight and enjoy the ride!
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Jeremy Kauffman jumps into the Monkey Pit for a special show on Restoring the Affiliate Status of the New Hampshire Libertarian Party. Although we have a few laughs, this is NOT a matter to be taken lightly. If you want to support the New Hampshire movement, go to saveLPNH.com . You can also visit our website and read our article in support of the LPNH.
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In this episode, the monkeys address AI-Powered Pet Translators, Bio-Engineered Artificial Eggs, Manta Rays Anal Retention via Suckerfish, Shoplifter's Impossible "Body Cavity" Hiding Spot, Monkeys Eating Dirt, Armed 3-Year-Olds, and Japan's Robot Wolves...
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In this episode, Randy O is bragging about his transitioning... Along with our usual mayhem about AI, Animals, and living in a simulation. Tune in for the fun.
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