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Ever reminisce about the good old days, flipping through a Sears catalog, or is it just us? Well, buckle up for a trip down memory lane peppered with laughter, as Trisha Kennedy Roman, Ashley Bedosky, Lisa Kelly, and Dr. Pam Wright spill the beans on life's amusing intricacies in our latest episode of Middle Ageish. From Lisa's riotous encounter with a dog waste-removal entrepreneur—affectionately dubbed the "Poo Dude"—to the universal challenges and charms of gift-giving, we cover the comical side of the everyday conundrums that come with being firmly rooted in middle age.

Join us as we pop the cork on the bubbly memories of festive gatherings and fumble through the excitement of sporting events, complete with a nod to our beloved Kansas City Chiefs. And as if the anecdotes of schnapps shortages and clever party fixes weren't enough to keep you chuckling, wait till you hear about our forays into language blunders and the hilarity that ensues when words don't quite translate as intended.

It's not all about looking back; we've got our eyes set on future shenanigans too! From daydreaming about a girls' getaway filled with wine tasting and language lessons to plotting a visit to Ireland and Scotland, our bond over shared misadventures is sure to warm your heart. So, grab your beverage of choice and join us for an episode that's more than just talk—we're serving up camaraderie with a side of sidesplitting revelations. Cheers to the stories that make us and the friendships that keep us laughing!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to the Middle-Age-ish podcast,
authentically andunapologetically, keeping it
real, discussing all thingsmiddle-age-ish, a time when
metabolism slows and confidencegrows.
Join fashion and fitnessentrepreneur Ashley Badosky,
former Celtic woman and founderof the Lisa Kelly Voice Academy,
lisa Kelly, licensedpsychologist and mental health

(00:24):
expert, dr Pam Wright, andhighly sought after cosmetic
injector and board certifiednurse practitioner, trisha
Kennedy-Roman.
Join your hosts on the journeyof Middle-Age-ish.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode
of Middle-Age-ish podcast.
I'm Trisha Kennedy-Roman andI'm joined today with my co-host
, ashley Badosky, lisa Kelly andDr Pam Wright, and you are
joining us for our SOPA talk.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yay, you do it so well, I know, I know, I mean
seriously, I like the queen tothe verse.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
After my epic fail, I'm like.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
God, she's just seamless.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
You did great.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Anyway, how was everybody's week?
Good, so good yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
We are good.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I'm off to head to Marco Island on Friday.
Oh nice, I know, it's ourannual CCU Families Weekend with
the four families that we'resuper close with Very cool, so
my weekend is just fabulous.
Like I'm already there, mybrain's already just checked out
for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Yeah, my nerd yeah, although I did tell you when we
were leaving last week.
I told you about the bougiestthing I've ever done.
Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I cannot tell you how many times I didn't say it was
you, but I have said I have afriend who is so freaking.
Epic, you need to tell thisstory.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Oh my goodness, Okay so.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
I love it, I have a side piece.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
I love it I just have a side piece here.
Oh no, I have a side piece here.
Yeah, and he came to the houseagain today.
So last week, least week, ohyeah, so I mean it's valid, it
is so you all know, I have likefive dogs and I have four kids,
plus faith my son's girlfriendwho lives with us.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
We love her, so like we have.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
yes, we love faith.
Yes, I have like five kids andfive dogs, and my house is
mental and we both work fulltime jobs, so we're constantly
out of the house.
And you know, when you haveolder kids as well, sometimes
it's even worse than havingyoung kids, because you're
trying to match everyone's.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
So sometimes you rely on those kids to look after the
dogs and stuff and sometimesthey don't.
So our dogs are very, very oldto very, very young.
So Molly and Harley live in thebasement with Kean and Faith
and they have a very we've avery small backyard.
We have a lovely pool and wehave a very small grass area on
both sides.
And then Walter and Snoop, whoare the doodles, live on the

(02:46):
main level with me and Scott,and then we have a little
Yorkshire pup who is the bane ofeverybody's life.
So he really, you know he'slike a king, he just lives
wherever he wants to live and hebarks at all the dogs.
Anyway, scott left lastWednesday to go to Ireland for
the All Ireland, so he's goneover and he took two of the
children and then Kean and Faithare working, so they weren't

(03:08):
there to help and I have Harryand I literally walked out to
the back of the back gardenwhere Harley and Molly are, and
there was just so much poop andI was like I just I'm so tired
of picking up poop, I'm justthinking about it.
So I had seen an ad on Facebookfor a lovely young man known as

(03:30):
the Poodoot, and that is hisname.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
Freaking the marketing is crazy.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Oh my god, why did we not think of this I mean it's
insane, it's insane.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
So for the price of my Starbucks a week.
My young hot poo dude will cometo the house once a week and
pick up all the poop Not a poolboy, but a poo boy I was like,
yeah, I got a poo boy, and I gota poo boy that is so amazing.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
I'm very excited.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
He's like I don't think I've ever been that
excited about a purchase.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
I just think the whole concept is amazing.
It's a genuine, it's justbeyond epic.
It is the pool boy on steroids,because now it's the poo dude.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
It's the poo dude.
I'm not, you know, I'm notqueen enough, but I don't pick
up the rest of the dog's poop.
I do that, right, but it's justMolly and Harley.
Well, I don't know aboutgardening, it's like I mean five
dogs, it's a lot.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
I mean, I've got three and Michael does it.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
maybe every Sunday Could be every other Sunday.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
You need the poo dude .
I mean, oh my god, does hetravel that far?
Yes, he's in Calida Cantee.
I've given him a great plughere.
Oh my god he arrives in his carand he has this little trailer
at the back that has this likelike a plastic box and he's like
a dumpster, a dumpster and hegoes in the back and it's all.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
So he doesn't even put the poo in your own, in your
dumpster.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
No, he takes the poo with him.
He takes the poo away and helike uses it as a compost.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
I want to know how he started this, like how this,
even came for contestant he's agenius.
We should interview the genius,we should.
All right, you need to tell himwe got it, we got it.
There's our guest.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
We got to dig deep into this.
I just think there could havebeen so many other names.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
I think it does.
I love it.
Oh my god, I think the name isEpic, I love it too, I could
have come up with like somereally.
Well, now you do have.
You look very clever.
You put your right.

Speaker 6 (05:26):
Can you imagine being on a date and being like I'm
the poo dude?

Speaker 5 (05:31):
So like he picks his date up and he's like, hey, just
pop one in here, I can pick youup and the poo In the poo.
I'm just so anyone, becauseit's kind of his car too, though
.
He has the poo dude on his car.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
Yeah, no, no, no, I cannot.
This is.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
I just, it would be a random date.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
Like, take that off.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
I just think that his personality has to be
absolutely fabulous.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
Is he like really outgoing?

Speaker 5 (05:50):
I haven't met him Because I'm never there when he
does that.
He just sends me a text and goI'm here, I'm like I love you.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Like I'm seeing you in my dream, kissing face,
kissing face, kissing face, youtoo, boo.
I'll be humming five.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
Yes, that's true, that's true.
Kiss emoji poop emoji oh my god.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
What did I do before the poo dude?
I just cannot get enough ofthat I just can't.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
I can't If he would take a cook.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
I would like quadruple his poo.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
I don't know if I want him cooking.
No, no, no, I'm sure this is aseparate one for that.
Yes.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
Oh yeah, the cooking, dude the cook dude.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
I just think it's fabulous, I will share his
details with you all.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Yes, I'm sure it's going to be overvotes.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
I'm sure everybody in the neighborhood hates me.
I'm sure they're like oh, Ican't believe she has a poo dude
.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Why I think it's brilliant.
I mean, I really do want to getthe backstory to it, because we
need an interview.
I know because it's such abasic, because everybody who has
dogs complains about having togo out and shovel poop, yep, yep
, and for years, like ever.
I remember my dad bitchingabout it in the 80s, going on,

(07:08):
and so we've got to hear thebackstory.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
It's great.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
So I mean I wonder if it's just something that's
started to take off on, likewhether the West or the East
Coast, and they're starting tofind here?

Speaker 5 (07:18):
I think I saw his registration was California.
I think his car his place wasCalifornia, but I know you know.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
I have a funny dog poo story.
So we know my husband.
He's not like I brought homedogs, brought home dogs, snuck
home dogs.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
I love your doodles.
He's not a fan.
I still need to meet yourdoodles and they're big dogs,
yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
And their poop is really big.
So normally we don't pick upthe poo because we live on a lot
of acres.
But we were out of town and mymom was watching the dogs and
she, to make it easier, shewould just let him out in our
little fence there by the pooland we have a putting green out
there.
Oh yeah, and my husband, hedoes not like poo on the putting
green, so anytime the dogs haveever pooed on the putting green
he has a certain place.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
he swims, swim sits, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
My mom we were gone.
She wanted him to come home andhave no poo to clean up, so she
started piling on the poo rightover the pool fence and she'd
scoop it up piling.
My husband walked aroundbarefoot all the time and that's
like this area that he alwayswalks like behind the pool
there's never poo, because heknows where he puts the poo
Right.
So it was really funny.
He was out there walking behindthe pool and stepped barefoot.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
No good deed goes unpunished, that's so true, yes,
but I can relate to thatbecause Michael does it assert,
because we not on as much acresas you have, but like we have a
fence in area and then the restall around our house is just
natural like you know whatever.
And so we always are like don'tgo into the leaves past the
fence because you got to stay tothe right where it's grass and

(08:43):
pine straw.
Once you get the leaves, yougot the poo dew.
Yes.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Oh, he could have been the do do dood.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Oh, there's my idea.
You know you've been thinkingabout this, you know you're
brave she's going to come upwith a slide, the do do dood.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
It just can't stop.
Yeah, it's about care to go up,are the?

Speaker 6 (09:02):
do, do dood.
The do dood, the do do dood,yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
But everyone wants to start singing that song.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Yeah, the do, do, do, dood.
I am not going to sing next tothe least of Kelly, same Not
doing it, I'm going to remembermy place in the past.
See now, if you had a cat likeI do, you'd have the little
robot.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
I have a little robot .

Speaker 6 (09:19):
Yeah, it just like does everything for you, then
you just pull the bag out andthere you go.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
It's like our cat's like me.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
Oh, I don't like cats .
I don't either, I just like mydog.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
But isn't it funny though?
But no, but man, like you'reeither a cat person or a dog
person, I don't know too manypeople that kind of intersects
with it.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
I've never even been around a cat, like I've never
been around a cat I've neverbeen around a cat.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
I was younger and I loved them.
They're sweet.
I remember because I was veryoriginal in my naming so you can
know exactly what color theywere.
Yeah, yeah, 1000%.
So precious amazing, but thosewere the only cats I had and I
am a total dog person at thispoint, yeah, love the dogs, but
I would have like five I thinkthat was my bougie week.
I just think it's so freakingfabulous it just reinforces why

(10:04):
I love you so much.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
I think you're smart to hire him and I think he's
brilliant to start that company.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Oh my God 100%.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
Like why do we not think of that?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Because you would want to do that.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
What did Scott say?
Was he just like, okay, it'svalid.
Or he was like what in the everloving?

Speaker 5 (10:20):
He just laughed.
I told him after I came homefrom the podcast last week,
because I hadn't told himbecause he was at work, right.
So I came home and I went, Idid a thing.
He's like what did you do?
But then he was like, oh, forGod's sake, that's great.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Well done, okay, I love it.
I love it.
That's smart, it is.
Yeah, it really is Genius.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
I don't have anything that bougie I think I would
think bougie, I wish I could bethat bougie.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
That mom was cheap bougie, cheap bougie Okay.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
I guess I'm bougie with my hair.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Maybe not.
It's not the poo-doo, though.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
No, I'm not a bougie person, I'm really not like me
either, but like a candle for$50 and I was having a heart
attack.
So I'm just not like, I justcan't do it.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
You know it's insane how expensive candles are now,
Like it's called a man Rightridiculous.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah, the big ones are like hundreds of dollars Now
, granted, they do burn for fourmonths, but you're literally
burning your money.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Yeah, oh I know, but they smell so good.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
I know, see, that's the thing, I just love candles.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
I love candles too.
I bought one for Scott for hisbirthday, for our room, oh,
that's awesome.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
I could tell I could just buy you a house.

Speaker 5 (11:29):
I have a gift for you wink, wink, so he opens up the
box and he's like what is this?

Speaker 3 (11:34):
I was like it's a gift, it's for your room and
you're like, but it's myfavorite fragrance.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
Okay, here's one.
What's the worst gift that youwere ever given?

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Oh, the worst gift.
I can't ever say they were theworst gift because they were
always with good intentions.
So then you can't, you know.
But I do remember when Michaeland I were dating and he was
like I want to get you a ringand we were in college.
So, like you know, right and no, I take that back we were it
was our first year married.

(12:05):
So he was like I want to getyou a ring and I was like okay,
cause we have complete opposite.
Oh, like a thousand percent so,and I knew this already ahead
of time.
So I was like okay, I was likethat's so amazing.
Thank you, I've been thinkingabout this.
You know, back in like thenineties, the dome ring.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
I don't know if you guys ever remember, I remember
that, oh, my gosh yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
So, and I obviously love big jewelry you know,
whatever.
So I got a catalog and Icircled, five options, five
options.
I didn't get one of thoseoptions, uh-oh, and.
But the intent was so amazingbecause he did know that I
wanted this gold dome ring.

(12:51):
I just wanted it big.

Speaker 6 (12:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
So hence the reason I circled, I tore the paper out
of the catwalk.
I put it down on the counterand I was like, okay, got this,
this is gonna be a good cat andGod bless.
I opened and I was like I loveyou, I just love you.
I was like are you excited?
And I'm like I just love you, Ilove you.

(13:17):
Yeah, so it wasn't a bad gift.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
It was just.
Yeah, I wouldn't want anythingthat had to do with cleaning
cooking or a gym membership.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
I got a trash can one time.
Oh, that's a bad gift.
I got a trash can, did youreally?

Speaker 3 (13:30):
I did.
Okay.
Did you say you needed orwanted a trash can?

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Was it a good trash can?
Did it cook.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
It was a good trash can as well as be a trash can
and pick up poop on its own.
Was it the original poo-doo,scooper pooper?

Speaker 6 (13:47):
It was one of those.
You step on it and the lidcomes up, so I guess that's
exciting.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
And they're expensive .

Speaker 2 (13:53):
So it was a bougie trash can?

Speaker 5 (13:55):
It was bougie.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
And then the next year I got a bird figurine from
the same people and I thought,oh, I hope they don't listen to
the podcast.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
I thought it would be the bird.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
I'm not saying who they are, but I was like huh, I
don't know if they're listening.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
And now I got a bird.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
That's how people give you a trash can and a bird.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
Oh yes, that's crazy.
I haven't got anything to get awaffle maker, did you?

Speaker 6 (14:19):
ask for a waffle maker.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
But do you?

Speaker 6 (14:20):
like waffles.
Oh, so yeah, oh does he lovewaffles?

Speaker 5 (14:23):
It wasn't a he.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Oh, does she love waffles.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
She did what I got a waffle maker.
She was fed waffles every.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Wednesday oh, that's so funny.
She was very cute.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
It was actually very, very cute though, because she
tried really hard and she got myfavorite color waffle maker and
it was a little mini wafflemaker Anyone so adorable, so one
of those things.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
It wasn't a great gift, but the intent was like I
don't really know what herintent was.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
Oh, okay, when we talked about it for a bit.
I tried to be a little like andI was like it's a waffle maker,
like one of you ever see me eatwaffles.
Ever Got it.
Okay, she's been very good giftgiver ever since.
I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Well, you know lesson learned.
I can say that Michael has too.
He takes those circles in thecatalog and he just goes to town
.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yes, did you have Sears catalogs in Ireland?

Speaker 5 (15:20):
No, we didn't have Sears in Ireland.
Do you remember Sears catalogsin the early 80s?
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
That was like the best thing for like, because
it's like looking through theSears catalog yeah, circle, but
they were thick, they werestupid.
It was like because it was likeclothing, toys appliances.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Jewelry yeah, jewelry yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Like it was a complete, like it literally was
the Sears store you had to orderit.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
Are there any Sears stores left?

Speaker 3 (15:44):
I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
I used to love Sears.
I don't know.
I got my first washing machinesfrom Sears.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
Did you, I know.
I have tear pennies, jc pennieshad a big catalog too.
I did.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
So, speaking of shopping, do you have any fat
vines in?

Speaker 3 (15:59):
the last week or so.
Oh, fat vines, let me see.
What have I?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
bought.
I've just found a fat vine withyour pants you have on.
Oh Beyond Yoga.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Yeah, those are super soft With a mesh on the side.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Those are cute Space dye.
That's that fabric.
I'm telling you guys, it's likepajamas.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
It's really soft.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, it's fantastic.
They do a great job.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
I don't know if I've had it.
I don't think I've boughtanything the last two weeks.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Nice bottle of wine Pudding, yeah, that's some Mum
champagne for the Super Bowl.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
That was very nice, nice.
Yeah, I have a student over inCalifornia who every Christmas
sends me champagne and likethree bottles of champagne, wow,
but they're paired withchocolate.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Oh, yes, okay, that's a good one.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
Oh my gosh, I know she's so sweet, so nice Okay
that's a good one.
So yes.
Faith and I had a bottle ofchampagne on Sunday watching the
Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yes, why would you?

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Yes, throwing our Taylor's boyfriend.
Go, taylor's boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
I know I mean hey, go Chief Nation, or Chief Kingdom,
I should say Chief King Lovethem.
Andy Reid was Michael's collegeoffensive line coach.
We love him.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
And.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Tammy yeah freaking fantastic family.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Love them, love, love , love them.
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
I did hate to see that Travis.
Everyone like went after him.
I guess the Swifties are likegoing after him and that Taylor
needs to break up with himbecause he can't control his
anger.
And being like a mom offootball players and married to
one who played for you know likeyou lose.
You lose your shit at times, ofcourse, and you apologize, and

(17:38):
Andy is not one that is like ifhe didn't know where it was
coming from, he wouldn't havetolerated it, so I'm not saying
I mean bad behavior, a thousandpercent.
you got to keep it together butit's hard in those really high
pressure moments.
It is.
Yeah, I mean I know now,granted not on that grand of
stage, but I mean my kids lostit when there was heat in the

(18:02):
moment, and you know.
So I do feel like and no oneshowed that after where he went
back up to him, not after theywant, like.
But he went back up to him andapologized and said I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
Oh, wow.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
You know.
So anyway, I know I taste mymouth, but I think it looked
worse and it was because,because he kind of lost his
balance Right, so it made itlook more yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
I mean because we were watching and I looked at
Michael and I was like, oh yeah,it looked bad.
It did look bad, but evenMichael was like and he was a
he's been a coat, whatever that.
And then you, you know he'slike, I guarantee he's going to
go back and apologize.
So, anyway, I think theSwifties needed giving him a
second chance.
I think they do.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
Oh yeah, they are really.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
They are really cute together.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
They're so cute, so anyway I like how public she is
with it.
I just think it's really cool,because you've not seen her have
public relationships.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Yeah, None of them have been public and I think
she's just she's living in themoment.
That's fantastic for someone atthat.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah.
You know the audio afterwardswhere she's hugging him.
And he was like you know, youtraveled halfway across the
world and 16 hour flight Right.
Yeah, it was.
It was very she's back toAustralia.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
She has a show in Australia on Friday, oh wow.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
I just talked about jet lag.
I can't imagine, so how?

Speaker 6 (19:19):
how much so I missed it.
I was on the airplane, but howmuch did they show her during
the 54 seconds, that's it thewhole game.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
Really yeah, but they were having a blast yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
She was like did you see the difference between like
that box and like the Kardashianbox was.
I would say I missed it oh mywell, I've just seen it on reels
because I mean I'm still likethat person and like so.
The Kardashian Jenner box, likeone guy was asleep, they're all
on their phone.
They're like slouched over andTaylor and like Blake Lively

(19:52):
they're doing shots.
Of course you got Jason Kelsey.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Jason Kelsey is the best Breaking.
He's so cute.
Love him.
He's my favorite.
Love him.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
I mean so you had all of that going on.
You're like that is absolutelythe box.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
I would say oh, absolutely.
Yes, apparently, sarah JessicaParker was there with a book.
She read a book the whole waythrough.
Oh my gosh, why do you even go?
I mean it was like $2 million asuite.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
But this is one go Like if you're going to go and
just read a book or stay on yourphone because you have no
interest in football then letother people know yeah yeah,
yeah, you have to be reading abook, I think at the phone.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Oh, or the guy that was literally asleep.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah, like you have pictures of him snoozing, were
they all?

Speaker 6 (20:32):
for the same team.
I have no idea.
My guess is probably they werefor.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Sam Fran just because they're all California, but I
could be wrong.
Well, now I take that back.
I don't think they're fromanybody, because they weren't
cheering for anybody.

Speaker 6 (20:45):
They're probably just there with.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
But I was, I'm like oh my god.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
I would want to be in Taylor's box because you and
Sean's and then you got JulieKelsey.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
She looks like so much fun she does, she looks
like lively.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
I'm on the door.
She's the cutest thing.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
I've ever seen Tee to see right Reddle Say God, does
anybody see my wife?

Speaker 3 (21:03):
I will say I freaking love those two.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Oh, I love him, I love her too.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
And then the way that those like him and his wife
like they'll go at each other,like it's so freaking funny.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
And then Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
They have out there.

Speaker 5 (21:17):
Their social media between the two.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
Absolutely Hilarious.
Yeah, love it.
They're grace Although.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
I will say it was kind of boring.
I thought in the beginning ofthe football game Like it was
like the game, yeah, until thevery end, because there were
just so many mistakes and therewas no score.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
and then you're like, oh my, how is this even
possible that we're at halftime?
It was like 10-0 or something.

Speaker 6 (21:42):
It was like 10-0 for a long time it was so crazy,
because they were, it was goingto be like in the 30s.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
It's such a long game for nothing to be happening.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
I mean it really is.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
I mean that's four hours of like why are we still
at 10-0?

Speaker 3 (21:57):
All right, so now we're at 10-3.

Speaker 6 (21:59):
That's funny because I took off on the plane, it was
three days and nothing, and thenwe landed the whole.
You know the days.
The city was winning and it waslike, oh, that's so crazy yeah
it was like insane, it was socrazy.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
Anyway, it was good, it was fun yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
All right, so we have our.
We're going to do something newwith this.
Two Truths and a Lie so funny.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
See how well we know each other.
I'm the absolute worst at this.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Okay, so who wants to go first?
Pam, I'll be the worst To Mila.
Me, it's like we're playingcards.

Speaker 6 (22:26):
All right, let's see Okay let's see which one's the
lie.
Okay so, number one I bungeejumped in Fort Douglas,
australia.
Two I had a private concert byDave Matthews.
Three, I had Dead Rosesdelivered to me on Valentine's
Day.
Oh shoot.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Okay, come on which one is the lie I'm going to say
three.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
I'm going to say one the.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
Dead Roses.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
You're going to say bungee jump, yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to say DeadRoses, you skydive.

Speaker 6 (22:58):
That's so true, I forgot about that You're going
to change your answer.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
No, I'm going to stick with it.
All right, Lisa, do you guess?
But I did totally forget.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
Yeah, I said the Dead Roses.
No Dead Roses is true.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Well, that's definitely the worst.
I just knew it right the bungeejumping.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
You haven't, I have not, I have never bungee jumped.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
I did.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
I've jumped on an airplane, but I've never bungee
jumped, and that's so funny now,when you say bungee jump.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
I thought of you jumping out of an airplane, not
doing a bungee jump.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
Yeah, because, like being tied to something that
could break.
That, to me, is not have asafety.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
It's not anything that could not work.
I'd rather be tied to something.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
Well, I figured there's the second parachute.
That came about Okay, but didthe roses?

Speaker 3 (23:44):
come from when you were a reporter.
Yes, that's okay.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
So wasn't there like a movie about that, like in a
reporter, that's what made youthink of it Movie about you, but
that is what made me think.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
I did have some crazy stalkers.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
And so for Valentine's, when you're at this
one certain station, I got alot of like Valentine's stuff.
It was like somebody wrote me asong a country song.
Wow.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
And bring it to you.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
So all these things.
And then I got a box of roses,but this I'd had a police report
because someone was followingme home.
It was very scary at midnightbut there was a big purple box
and I had a red bow and it wasso cute and they're like oh,
somebody delivered this to youat the station and I opened it
and it's black dead roses.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
That's definitely the worst gift.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
That's scary, that was scary.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
But the day Matthew's story is kind of funny oh what
happened.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Well then, tell us.
I mean, we've got all the timein the world, let's do it.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
So my friend in South Carolina, we lived together, we
were random roommates when Iwas a news reporter and her
cousin worked for DavidLeatherman and so we went to see
her and we're like she's like,oh, we got tickets to the show.
She's like, hey, if you guyswant to go down early, you can
go down early.
There's a band that's going toperform.
And we're like, okay, who's theband?
And she's like the DaveMatthews band.

(25:04):
I'm like who's that?

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yeah, like what Dave Matthews?

Speaker 6 (25:06):
band.
I'm like, okay, we don't knowwho that is, but okay, we'll go
see.
So literally it's.
He's on the stage, they'redoing their performance, they're
singing, ants Are Marching.
It's me and my friend.
We're the only two people inthe entire auditorium except for
their sound people in the back,and we like literally look at
each other.
We're like this is not great, Idon't know.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Like this is just like whatever, so should we clap
.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
And they were super nice, like, super nice and like,
but it was just like, oh mygosh, I like literally watched
Dave Matthews perform Right.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Just me and the audience.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
Yeah just me, and I'm like.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
I had no idea.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
It was kind of just like serenading you.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
It actually was it was good, it was just different
at the time.
Yeah, different.
It was a different scene.
Yeah, me too Love it.
No, wish I'd known.
Then like, but it was good, itwas really good, but it was.
It's just different because wewere like they're like we never
heard this before.
It is a little bit different.
You know some of his music.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Yeah, I love that.
That is very cool.
I love that.
That was very cool.

Speaker 6 (26:03):
I love it so yes, I would never bunch of jobs.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
You never bunch of jobs.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
Because you watch all these YouTube videos of people
where they'll bungee like snapsand they're like going towards
the like ocean, river orwhatever like for their lives.
I'm like not good enough for me.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
No, no, I wouldn't bunch of jump out, so that's
your mind Good.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Absolutely not.
I already know it's you guys,my three.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
Okay, hold please.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
We are really lucky.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Lisa Kelly, I think you'll guess this.
Okay, okay, I started mycollege life studying theology.
Number one Okay, number two Iwas a competitive Irish dancer
in my youth.
Number three I did tequilashots with Jay-Z.
I'm going with Irish dancer.
I'm going with number two.
I'm going with one.
Number two is Irish.
Number two is the lie.

(26:50):
Yes, I did start my collegelife studying theology, did you
really?
Yes, I did.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
And we know about Jay-Z.
I knew he did.
I knew he did I was like Icouldn't remember if I told you.
But yeah, no, you guys telleveryone, because I still think
that's so fascinating, that's agood story.
That is such a good story.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
The shots with Jay-Z.
Yeah Well, it was an openingnight of a tour and we had gone
for dinner in a place called theSpotted Pig in New York, which
is owned by U2, which is why weended up being there our manager
and U2's manager we're verygood friends and we were invited
up to a party upstairs in theroom and the five of us were

(27:24):
really bored because it was justus and the two older guys who
were in charge and there wasliterally nothing happening,
like nothing, and it was in akitchen.
It wasn't like it was a kitchen,there was nothing fancy at all
and it wasn't a big room, likeif it was maybe 20 foot by I
know it's probably a bit biggerthan that about 60 foot by 20
foot Really small, really small.

(27:45):
And we were sitting thereanyway and we were just about to
go and, as we were about to go,in walked Michael Stipe from
Oriental.
He actually didn't walk, he wasin a wheelchair and he was
being pushed by Josh Hartnett,who's an actor, so he was
pushing him in, and then allthese really famous people just
started walking in, and it wasLinda Evangelisa and Gwyneth

(28:07):
Paltrow and Chris Martin.
So freaking crazy and all thesepeople.
And then eventually, jay-z camein and it was like it was the
most surreal thing ever, becausewe were sitting at this table
and Chris Martin came over.
He was so nice and he waspretending he knew what Celtic
Woman was.
He had no clue and Chloe wasfreaking out about Gwyneth

(28:28):
Paltrow, who really didn't wantto talk to us anyway.
So we got up to dance and Jay-Zcame over and stood beside me
and I'm like, oh my God, this isso embarrassing, because it was
all this rap music playing andI didn't know if it was him and
we couldn't sit down.
And then there was this reallyawkward white girl dancing.
Oh, my God oh my God, I can'teven break out the moves.
And he was like do you want togo to the bar?

(28:49):
And I was like, oh, yeah, yeah,yeah, sure I didn't drink at
this time either.
What?
So he handed me a shot oftequila which was in like bigger
than what I would think was ashot glass.
Now, I hadn't done shots in mylife Well, I've maybe done two
shots in my life so I was likeit was like a big glass, but
like I don't know how you'resupposed to drink tequila.

(29:10):
So I just knocked it back andhe was like oh man, it's like
$500 glass.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
You're like that was fabulous.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
He was like you, don't knock that one back, we do
in Ireland.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
And he's like game on , Game on yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
Love it.
That's our girl.
That is our girl.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
So what kind?

Speaker 5 (29:30):
of tequila was that?
That was like I have no idea.
Oh wow, I have no clue.
I have no clue at all, I haveno idea.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
I have no idea Wow.

Speaker 6 (29:38):
It was the strangest night of my life.
It was very very cool, nice,very, very cool.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
So how long did you?

Speaker 6 (29:42):
stay after that.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
I didn't stay too long because I was like no, I
think I need to leave.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
You got a very good shot of tequila.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Yeah, I needed to leave.
I'm out, yeah, I'm tapping out.
But peace out guys.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
Peace out.
Go home to your girlfriend behonest.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Exactly, yeah, gotta go, gotta go.
I love that.
All right.
So what's yours, ashley?
Oh mine.
So I started my career as abuyer for Victoria's Secret and
my husband was featured in anadult magazine, rome One, rome

(30:18):
Wrong.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
I was born in Rome, georgia.
Oh yeah, michael is not in anadult magazine.
Okay, yes, he is.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Super funny story.
Uh oh, so no, he was, but youwere a buyer.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
But you were a buyer for Victoria's Secret.
No, so like.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
I was born in Rome, so that's true.
Okay, so I started my career asa buyer for Victoria's Secret
and my husband was featured inan adult Well man she gave three
, three, three, three.
No, no, no, no, because Istarted at Victoria's Secret
Corporate, but I was a liaisonbetween the stores and she was.
We knew that you wereVictoria's Secret, but she
wasn't a buyer, I wasn't a buyer.
There you go.

(30:53):
She's just clever.
Wish you were I did.
But that's why I picked that,because for the longest time
when I was younger, that's all Iwanted to do is be a buyer.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Mm, hmm.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
And when I got the opportunity to work at corporate
like, I learned that buyingwasn't like amazing, going to
these amazing shows and it wasliterally just looking at
numbers.
No, granted, it was lingerie,but you know, whatever Nice, it
was just numbers, and so I wishis better at like being that

(31:27):
liaison with you know, so let'sgo to Michael, yeah, ok.
Yeah, come on, so so funny.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
So you know you're telling this.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
He does.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
OK, he does.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Well, I will have to say I have to give him credit,
because I was talking about thistoday.
He's like you got to, you gotto say this and I had actually
forgotten about it and I waslike I'm not going to lie about
that.
He goes it's the truth and I'mlike, oh my God, you're right.
So I can't remember if it wasthe fall of 93, because we
graduated in 94 from theUniversity of Missouri and he

(32:05):
was a member of the PlayboyAll-American team.
So they flew, yeah, so theyflew, the team like so they had
they picked a player for eachposition from all over the
country and they flew them outfor a week to whatever this
property that Playboy owned inthe desert.

(32:26):
And, yeah, so he actually wasthat I love it.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I think Michael's standing there like Ashley's
husband's porn star I knowexactly.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
I mean that's why I was like, oh my God, michael,
that's that's.
I mean that's going to be likethey're going to totally know
that's not true.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Maybe we can interview him.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
I know right Seriously.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Yeah, so like.
But it was so crazy becausewhen I took him he flew out of
St Louis and I drove him to theairport from Columbia, missouri,
and all the way back I was like, oh my God, he is going to meet
a boy.
Yeah, a bunny or centerfoldLike this is like I'm never
going to see him again.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Like this was it.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
This was amazing.
I love you.
Have a great time.
I'm never going to see youagain.
I mean like all the way backhome to Columbia.
And the funny thing is is thatprobably because I mean they
were all like seniors in college, but he was like the only
person centerfold bunny at allwas married to the photographer

(33:33):
and that was it.
There was not another, likethere was no centerfolds.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Nothing, wow.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Because they didn't trust him.
Yeah, college, exactly Right.
But he actually he was.
Yes, so there was a huge spreadin Playboy that year for
Playboy All-American.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
That's amazing.
Well, michael just made minereally boring, exactly.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
That's so good though .

Speaker 3 (33:58):
But I do have to give credit to Michael because he
was like that's what you got tosay.

Speaker 6 (34:03):
We need to post that.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Yeah, well, I can get you guys the picture.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
You should be, oh, my God he had a mullet.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
They're standing in the desert.
Oh my God.
And they're all up there, likeall of these guys for the
Playboy All-American team.

Speaker 6 (34:18):
Yeah, okay.
We're going to post that.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Go with yours, yeah.

Speaker 6 (34:22):
Come on.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I'm five foot tall.
I was homecoming queen Yep Yep.
I speak three languagesfluently.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
No, no, nope, no, you don't.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
No, feeding is three.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
You're wrong.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
You're not five foot.

Speaker 6 (34:37):
You're 4'11", no, 4'11".
What's your?

Speaker 2 (34:39):
English English yeah, peekaloo and Hong Kong.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
I got a freaking line of yours, you guys know Hong
Kong.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
I'm not going to get myatee any better than ours.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Pardon, peekaloo.
Yeah, no use, no use Right,right.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Yeah, no need to make a choice yeah, ski, no use, no
use Okay.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
So, you've missed up, lenoople.
Okay, sit down and make yourown choice, go with it.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
You do think of this.
You know, okay, you've known ofthis for several times now.
I think we made it up.
I think you made it up.
Hong Kong language.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
And so I think you might have.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
My name was Tong Hong-a, Song Hong-a, so you say.
But we would get the littleinflections going.
So, like your name, Long-aSong-a and like, like you said,
I love you, I love the Long-aSong-a you so like, and we got
so good at it.
We would talk like a board.
The people look at us likewe're talking about the language
.
My mom had no idea how totranslate it.

(35:43):
But you say vows and then youadd a Ong to every consonant.
So like your Pong-a-mong.
Oh, that sounds great for myname.

Speaker 6 (35:51):
Yours is a little Ong You're.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Song Hong-a-mong.
Mine doesn't translate to HongKong.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yours is very difficult, Yours is longer, but
yeah, so we.
But we got like I don't use itanymore because I did it with my
dad, but we got so fluent withit Like when we were walking,
we'd be at a mall and we wouldtalk back and forth and like we
had this whole thing down.
So I love it.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
I freaking love that, I love it.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
So, but yes you're only 4'11", aren't you?

Speaker 4 (36:15):
I'm 4'11 and 3 quarter Like I'm like.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Well, right there, I'm probably like in the half
because I'm getting older.
But yes, I never hit the fivefoot mark.
This is me.
I never once.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
And I know that about you too, but the three
languages really threw me.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
I know, I still think you're going to go for the
technicality.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
If I can.
I think language is how youcommunicate, right?
So?

Speaker 5 (36:37):
we can.
I could talk about it Like ithas to be an official language.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Well, I didn't say I speak three official languages.
I speak three languages.
I can't believe you didn't knowpeople Latin, that's cool.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
No, I could never speak American.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
I mean, I had heard it, but I could never.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
It has to be American .

Speaker 3 (36:51):
I just was not.
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (36:53):
Yeah, we can do it we have.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Irish I love that MP, but yeah, I like my Hong Kong
though.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
We should do a whole segment just to change.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
Just Trisha, I do.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Oh, and Steve, we could tell what she's saying.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
Yeah, yeah, I got to answer you back in Irish.
I will be honest, okay.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Yeah, this is an Irish word.
We're going to have mylanguages.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
We haven't got an Irish word.
Do you do a poob boy?
A poob boy, oh that'd be ohboong-o-yong.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
Oh my God, Tell him not to do that.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
It would never work.
That sounds like a differenttype of boy he was in Playboy.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
We just went to the X rated version.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
That's right there with Playboy.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
We were so cool with it that we had whole
communications and no one aroundus do what we were saying.

Speaker 6 (37:45):
So your mom didn't hate.
You See, this is what we haveto do.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
We have to do a segment when we go on our girls'
trip, when we've had not justtwo glasses of wine, but Pam has
a bottle.
I have Tito's.
I can just do a bottle of wine.
I mean, at that point it won'teven matter.
And then you guys have yourbottle of red.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
And then I'll teach Hong Kong.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
I mean Hong Kong.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
It would be the best.
I would totally just be in mypants.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
Hong Kong in these.
We should do it live and see ifthe audience can understand
what you're saying so like wineis wong and on ye.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Oh, my God.
We have to do this.

Speaker 6 (38:20):
She's like so confident with it.
She goes exactly what it is.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
You're so stupid.

Speaker 6 (38:24):
For the rest of it.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
But, that's the thing we even.
She even told us what she wasabout to say and I still
wouldn't guess it.
I still don't know what shesaid.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
Yeah, I don't know no .

Speaker 2 (38:32):
That's freaking amazing.
Ok, what's?

Speaker 6 (38:33):
microphone.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
That's just a long word Bong and Kong, gong, gong,
gong, gong.
Oh no, you said that wrong.
You were like biting bodieswithout gong.
Oh my God, that's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Like Kong and Bong.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Kong and Bong Kong and Bong.
No, I need shorter words Likedog gong gong.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
I love the way you sing it yeah well, yeah, it's
not even like you know, it's noteven spoken word.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
It's like you sing it Like I don't know.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 6 (39:07):
That is brilliant, you say it and then Lisa sing it
Me and we just drink.
Yeah, drink, pam, and I justdrink, right along with you guys
.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yes, yeah, that was good.
Exactly, you put a shot.
Every time you hear it all yeah, oh, my gosh, I'd be wasted in
like 15 minutes.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
If you hear this yeah , it's like what is it like?
Watch what Happens Live withHaley Cohen.
Like if you hear this word takea shot, oh gosh.

Speaker 6 (39:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
You know I was at last week.
You know I was at AtlanticStation and they had a bar that
did they gave shots to everyoneif there was a fumble.
So I was like gosh, it's superbowl, oh, wow, oh, at the Super
Bowl.
No, they do that if you'rewatching a game and there's
fumbles.
So I was just singing the SuperBowl there are some fumbles.
They were giving some freeshots up for sure.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Interesting.
Yeah, all right, my kind of bar.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
Yes, oh, we know each other really well, then,
obviously we do.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Not at all Right.
I think of it.
Well, I wouldn't write on you,I was writing you to them.
Yeah, and you all know I'm notfive foot.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
I know, I just thought it's to be fair.
I know it was a technicality.

Speaker 6 (40:10):
At least it's like we're a race.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
It's like I actually think that we were right.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
I'm not going to let this go.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
That's right Language is language.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
It's just like me saying that I was born in Rome,
so you know, so I call you metRome Georgia?

Speaker 5 (40:27):
I didn't think you met Rome Italy.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I did, but I thought you were born in Mississa.
I thought.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
Rome, I knew you haven't been out of the country
except to Barbados, and Bahamas,yes, Bahamas, Jamaica Turks I
do the Caribbean?

Speaker 6 (40:39):
Yes, st John, st Thomas, that's it.
Uh-huh, nothing further.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
No, I do want to go to Scotland, ok.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
I'm going to.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Ireland.
I'm going to Ireland, I know weneed to get Ireland.
Ireland and Scotland, it goestogether.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
OK.
Right, just making sure, we'regoing to check out Lisa Kelly.
She goes to Scotland and youdon't go to Ireland.
No, because we're all goingtogether.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't want to go to Scotlandthough.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Why I'm going to Ireland.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
Don't love it.
Ok, you lived in, I do.
Yeah, I was lovely.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
You lived in Ireland so, but I want to go to Ireland.
I was like, if we do thistogether yes, you're going to
Scotland, we could do London.
Because there's, like you know,my mom's family is the Keiths,
so they were big in Scotland.
Yeah, in Scotland.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm the famous actor Brian Keith.
Oh, who are you?
I?

Speaker 3 (41:21):
don't know about that .
I just know they got kicked outone because they picked the
wrong sides.
The Keiths, Mm-hmm.
Maybe they what is it?
The grand chancellor orsomething?
I don't know my dad's all intolike all of that stuff.
Wow, and you have to like someof like.
I mean their castles are likenot really standing.
I mean there's like a towerhere and there.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
Yeah, of course, the same at Ireland, though there's
very few of them, still it'sstanding.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
But yeah, I would love that.
I want to go to the HighlandGames.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Oh, yeah, yeah, but I do feel like I won't come back.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
No, I'm going to touch one of those.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
They're going to keep you.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
I'm going to teach one of those or touch one of
those rocks and like get zappedback just like Outlander.
Oh, I feel like it's going tohappen.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
Yeah we need a girls' trip.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
So if we all go together.
Don't let me touch any rocks.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
OK.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Or wander around a random old, super old building.
Ok, I could just get zappedright back into it and tell my
treasure talk Right, so we can'tlet them touch anything.
I like that.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
Treasure can't talk Hong Kong-ish.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
We're not jumping off any building and you're not
jumping, and so we all make itback home safe and sound OK.
Exactly Because I would not dowell in like the 12th or 13th
century.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
And with my like kind of degree in theology I can
look after you.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Exactly you can.
Lisa is going, we're going togive her a flag, so she's going
to be the leader of.
I'm the leader.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
I will be the leader, so like.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
You'll see those people walking around New York
with a flag.
She did the flag in like a mug.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
And we called it Hong .

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Kong, yeah, no, hong Kong, carly.

Speaker 6 (42:44):
We speak.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Hong Kong Can you even imagine if we took the show
overseas Like seriously?
I can't even imagine if we takethe show to shadow.
There's a word for the show.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
It starts with the S and ends in show.
Oh, it's that show.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
I don't know, I just can't even.
Oh dear God, I know.
Seriously, lisa, you would havea flag.
She's our tour guide.
I think Lisa's about to go.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
You would get killed in Ireland, I know.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
We would get killed in Ireland, I would just go.
They're American, they're not,it's fine.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
And you're like and actually I just feel, really
they're like no, Lisa's like.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
that's what Lisa Kelly impersonated.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yeah, that's a fan.
They're fans, lisa.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
Kelly.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
They are super fans and these people are, and I
don't know who they are, sowe're just going to like push
them to the side, because it'sjust you know what's sad I've
never been to another country,except for on a cruise, except
for Tijuana.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
What I walked across to Tijuana you went to.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Tijuana yeah.
That's the country that youchose to go to, I did.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
To see your frogs and you went there to see your
frogs, okay, but you made it.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
That was the thing.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
But those were in the US.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
I didn't have a passport there.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
There was a senior frogs in Orange Beach.
I don't know, back then thatwas quite a walk back Back then.
There's a lot of us going thereBecause that wasn't 21 yet.
I was 18 a long time ago.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
I cannot believe that you went to Tijuana though
Across the From San Diego.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Yeah, San Diego with.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Tijuana didn't have a passport.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
But, I've only been to other countries on a cruise
ship.
I've never flown to anothercountry.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Oh my gosh Like I said, I've only been to the
Caribbean countries.
And I love them.
I mean, because I'm such abeach girl, you need to go to
Europe.
Europe is great.
Well, I will tell you this I'msupposed to go to England
Because one of our really goodfriends, she's from there, and
so this year we're going to theDominican, but the next year, so

(44:28):
2025.
Nice, nice, you'll love it.
I'm going to England.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Well, part, do you?

Speaker 3 (44:34):
know.
Well, she's from Birmingham.
Peaky Blinders Go to London.
Well, I mean, I think we'regoing to.
I mean obviously we would flyin.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
No.
Yes, you need to go to London.
Yes, no, we're going to London.
London's nice.
Paris is nice.
Yes, be fun.
Australia, yeah, australia'sfabulous.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Okay.
So my problem is we all knowthat I absolutely love four to
five inch heels, stilettos andthe cobblestone streets.
Like, how do you do that?
Oh, you'd be fine.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
I'm drunk, you'd be drunk Be, like every deal.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Okay, so obviously you know that you guys have been
out with me.

Speaker 5 (45:04):
Now you're going to fit in so well with your high
heels, your fake tan.
I know they're going toactually think you're English
while you're there.
Really yeah yeah, yeah, exceptyou're taller than most English
people, but still you have thefake tan, the high heels.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
You are Like everybody in London looks like
that.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
You don't even know us Really.
Yeah, just practice your accent.
I don't know, so I can't belike well, how are y'all doing?

Speaker 6 (45:25):
No, and I don't talk Hong Kong, I don't know there's
that you don't think that, likeI don't know?
When I was in Paris, peopleknew I was American.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
I feel like I didn't stand out.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
Americans.
Look American though, but see,that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
I look American.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
But, I can pick Irish and English people in America,
so like if I look at somebody Iwould be able to tell if they're
Irish.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
Because in Paris they're usually because my back
can speak French.
They were like she's American,but I was like I felt I was
taller than people.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Yeah, so I feel like I'm going to stand out.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
So I need to go to England.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
if you're taller than people I'd be like you'd be
fine in Ireland and Englandgeneral Kind of short.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
OK, well, 2025.
There you go.
Ashley's heading her past thepond.
Excellent, I'm going to justhang out in all the pubs.
Excellent and I don't drinkbeer, so that's amazing.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
You don't need to.
We're very like, we're veryposh.
There'll be Cheetos there.
There's plenty of Cheetos, yeah, and gin and tonics.
Gin and tonic is huge.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Oh my God, I haven't had that since college.
Oh, a gin and tonic oh my God,no, I got so sick on those.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
I want to say we sell Cheetos, but like they're
obviously smart off, yeah, momis.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Yeah, whatever, yeah, no gin and tonics no 91 gin and
tonics would be not good for me.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
No, no 1991 or 91 gin and tonics no 1991.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
I had a little bit of both.
Yeah, no no 1991 at the FieldHouse in Columbia, missouri.
They would do like dollar ginand tonics and yeah, no, crazy.
You know it's funny, like whenyou get sick on something you
don't really want to remember.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
Oh, yeah, yeah, I can't try.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
I can't even smell it .

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Malibu.
No, you know what, like you, dohave a version that and my mom,
when we were sick like we hadthis and she always gave us
cherry 7-up, and now the thoughtof that makes me want to throw
up.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
Oh yeah, Cherry 7-up.
We always had flash 7-up whenwe were sick.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
So yeah, like no fizz , no bubbles, but that's what
usually would help the tummyright.
Is the bubbles major, oh no.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
No, we would boil it in Ireland to get rid of the
bubbles in us.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
But isn't it the bubbles that help you?

Speaker 5 (47:32):
better.
I don't know.
I don't know, and not accordingto our grandmother's flat 7-up.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Well, my mom always gave us Like carbonation, no,
the peach juice.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Yeah, when we were sick.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Like when we had our like, our like, so funny story.
This is going someplace.
Lisa, it actually does know mevery well, yeah.
So my mom would always give uspeach juice like from the can.
Thanks, drain, you know, if Igive your tummy her or whatever.
And so the only time that myparents ever left me in charge

(48:05):
of the house went horribly wrong, horribly wrong.
So I was a senior, my parentsflew to Vegas.
I was in charge of my sister.
That again went horribly wrongand had like a party.
My mom loved fuzzy navels, ohyeah, yeah.
And so like we had a bar inlike the formal living room and

(48:27):
like just stocked with all kindsof nonsense.
But I thought, oh, I'm going tobe super sophisticated, drink
all these fuzzy navels, likethis is.
So the weekend was fantastic.
I mean just so much chaos, likecrazy stuff.
So my parents, like I, knewthey were getting ready to come
home Because obviously back thenwe didn't really have cell
phones and I realized that wehad drank almost all of the

(48:50):
peach snops and I couldn't makeit to the beverage store Because
I usually could buy, even at 18, yes, and I was panicking.
So I went to the cupboard andgot all of the peaches and
poured all of the juice GeniusInto the snops bottle, put it

(49:13):
back up there and I just prayedand she never noticed that there
was pulp like floating around.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
So, like for like the next two weeks, mom would have
her like little fuzzy navel andI would just be like, oh my god,
she's going to notice, she'sgoing to be like, oh my god,
like what it says, and she never, never, that's amazing so
amazing.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Clever.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
I know so Well cheers to you guys Cheers, you guys
Happy cheers.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Cheers to craziness yes craziness, cheers, happy
friends.
Happy friends Follow me.
Oh my gosh.