October 31, 2023 • 30 mins
Ever had one of those eye-opening, belly-laugh-inducing talks about personal bathroom habits? You know, the kind where you share your secret rituals and even ponder the functionality of heated toilet seats. We had some fascinating and hilarious discussions around this taboo topic, and even ventured into our experiences with the infamous porta-potties!
Now, hold onto your seats because we are switching gears from bathrooms to otherworldly beings. Yes, we're talking about UFOs and extraterrestrials. We're not saying we've had close encounters, but we do share our thoughts on the probability of life beyond our blue planet. What if earth isn't the only inhabited planet? And what's the deal with those pyramids? From aliens to our anxieties about them, it's a wild ride you don't want to miss.
To top off this rollercoaster of an episode, we're also thrilled to introduce our upcoming guest, retired Lieutenant Colonel Jason Pike. His inspirational journey from military service back to civilian life is something you'd definitely want to hear about. So tune in and join the conversation!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to the Middle-Age-ish podcast,
authentically andunapologetically, keeping it
real, discussing all thingsmiddle-age-ish, a time when
metabolism slows and confidencegrows.
Join fashion and fitnessentrepreneur Ashley Badosky,
former Celtic woman and founderof the Lisa Kelly Voice Academy,
lisa Kelly, licensedpsychologist and mental health
(00:24):
expert, dr Pam Wright, andhighly sought-after cosmetic
injector and board-certifiednurse practitioner, trisha
Kennedy-Roman.
Join your hosts on the journeyof Middle-Age-ish.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode
of Middle-Age-ish podcast.
I'm Trisha Kennedy-Roman andI'm joined here today with my
co-host, ashley Badosky, lisaKelly and Dr Pam Wright, and you
are joining us now for our sofatalk, so welcome, grab a seat,
hello.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I hope people actually appreciate that intro
is done live every week.
I know.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
I would be a freaking nightmare.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I would be bumbling through.
Take 25.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Yeah, 85.
Who are you?
You just shot up.
You're so good at it, though.
You're so good at it, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
But you did the same every week.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I'm so impressed.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
No, but it's bad when one of us isn't here, because
then it's like I'm in my mojoand so like I said I introduced
you one time and you were here,and so oh she messed it up, I
messed it all up To do it like ahundred times yeah no, that
would be me.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
No, we just left the blooper and let it go.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah just let it go.
How's everyone's week?
Good week.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah, so good.
Good yeah, I had a super funnyconversation with my friends.
You guys want to hear about it.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Okay, it's not going to be as good as Lisa's
underwear, but it's so funny.
So I was talking to some of mygirlfriends today and don't ask
me how, like when you go, numbertwo comes up.
But we started talking about,like, do you poop in front of
your partner?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Oh no, I don't either , and I was in the minority.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
What, oh my gosh?
And so that's why I'm like Iwant to talk about this on Sofa
Talk, because I was scandalized.
They were like, of course, likeit's not a big deal, like yeah,
the door will be open from thewater closet and everything.
And I was like they're like you, like Michael has not seen you
go to the bathroom.
(02:17):
I'm like he has seen me.
Once we were in college and wewere having.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I have no idea what it was.
Those are T-dose.
Those are T-dose.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
At that point it was seven and seven, yeah, and like
we just started talking and thenall of a sudden I realized the
door was open and I literallyabout had a heart attack and
slammed the door.
Michael was laughing, thoughtit was the funniest thing ever.
We would have been 20-ish.
So 31 years?
(02:46):
Yeah, I'm like no, okay, thatwas in the minority with my
friends, it's not will come in,I will have to throw a nice oh
my God, get ice.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yes, like it's.
I will have terribleperformance anxiety If somebody
wants into the bathroom they'relike stop it, get ice.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yes, I thought I mean I totally was in the minority
and there was five of us talking, because we do like group you
know, whenever we can.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
And I'd be, I'd be a British like this.
Yeah, I mean, they could notbelieve it.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Okay, well, that makes me feel better.
So, my friends who arelistening, I'm not such a weirdo
.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well, I might be a weirdo.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
but yeah, Not for that.
No.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
No.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
All right, trisha, see, I don't care, you don't
care.
You see, that's the nurse inyou, though, I think.
I think that's the nurse in you.
I think there's a.
You're a little bit morerealistic, so you're like it's a
body function.
Yeah, it's a body function.
Everybody does this.
Yeah, yeah, no, I do think.
I do think.
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I don't understand myself because I'm not British,
but like I have, no, Well, notmy friends or nurses, but
literally I was the only one,Wow, who was like absolutely not
.
No, I don't even want him to belike anywhere close to the
bathroom.
I'm always like just go otherplaces.
Just you know.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, I mean I hate it's coming in to talk to me,
but yeah they have, just likethey'll sit, they'll have a
total conversation.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I'm like, and you're pooping?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
She was funny though, so this is why.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Ashley doesn't need to come up with a comeback.
We have dried it.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
So we have a heated toilet seat.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You know like the Japanese one yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It makes me so mad when I sit on a cold toilet but,
I'll go and just sit on it.
I love that statement yeah, Idon't like sitting on a cold
toilet.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I think I would be freaked out if I sat down on a
toilet seat and it was warm.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh, it's so nice, but I go and I sit just because
that's the only place like theother me so.
I'll just go sit, I'm not goingto the bathroom, but I'll just
sit and warm my butt.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
No, I did tell you that when the kids were a little
, mommy had to go to thebathroom or go to time out, just
because I needed a moment, andthat's when you like.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Don't ask me questions, but now my dogs like
they'll keep hitting the door,you know and everything.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
And I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
God, yeah, yeah, the bathroom is my solace.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, like it's just private time.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
But now I, you don't sit on public toilets no, no, no
, no, you know, I'm a Germansoap.
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I don't either.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
But yeah, okay, well, no, I don't know if I could do
the heated seat.
I got a fright with the heatedseat in.
Japan.
I know, yeah, they have them inevery toilet in.
Japan, oh yeah, and the toiletmakes noise so nobody can hear
what you're doing.
There's like sing songs to youand then there's a little hose
in the back.
They have like an inbuilt bidetthat like cleans your bus.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
That's what we need.
We need one of the toilets thatcleans.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Well, that just seems .
Speaker 4 (05:22):
so no one, so nobody can hear you.
So nobody can hear you?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
It seems like the place music and you can change
the music.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
So nobody knows what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, nobody knows what you're doing.
Now hang on, we have to talkabout your stupid cubicles in
America Like nowhere else in theworld are the doors like this
short and the bottoms are open,and sometimes the bottoms are
open.
Oh, do you mean in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yes, when you said cubicles like oh no, oh sorry,
no, yeah, we call them cubicles.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Oh, the stalls, the stalls, the stalls, stalls.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, so everybody, like when my American friends
will come to Ireland, they'relike, oh my god, the door is
closed and the toilet Nobody cansee, and, yeah, it's lovely,
whereas here everybody knowsyour business.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Oh, and you have kids crawl under.
Oh yeah, I remember thathappened before I've had kids
crawl under and I'm like, hi,it's safe, it's over, it's over.
No, that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I've had it where they, like you see a little head
pop over and you're just likeoh for the love of all that is
holy, oh my god, Like they didnot get my memo that this is
private time.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
And then in Japan they have like holes in the
floor as well.
So they have Japanese toiletsand they have like regular.
They call, like you know,regular toilets, wait what no
Like a port-a-potty?
No, no, no hole in the floorthat you squat over Like you
squat, mm-hmm.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I'll just shut, I'm just like, I'm asking you, you
can tell that I've only beenlike to really the Caribbean.
I don't know what I would do ifI walked into someplace and
there was just a hole in thefloor and you Traditional
Japanese toilets, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
What if they don't like?
Hit it right, so where?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
does it go?
Does it go to like, to anunderground?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
like it's just the same as your toilet, it's just,
it's like.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
No, it's like magically gets flushed out.
Come on, Lisa Same pipes, Samepipes.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yes, it's just like.
Oh, you just stand over andsquash.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
No, that's like, just like squatting in the that's a
really long way for you tosquash.
I mean for the rest of us.
Me, trisha, oh my god, my kneeswould get out and then my butt
would be right there on oh Eww,ew, it's like a porta potty.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh, oh, I don't know, I don't know, porta potty's a
nope, nope, I don't know I likethat.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
No, the fancy, fancy ones are better.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
There's no fancy porta potty.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
There's no fancy what's fancy the ones that are
like in 18-wheelers.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
The trailers they have like the wood.
And they have sinks, and youhave your own personal stall.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Like it is actually.
Like it is a toilet.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Which festival do you go to that has those?
I?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
don't think I've ever seen that one.
No.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I see them advertised on Facebook.
There's a local company thatare like trying to build their
business and guess.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I mean, I have to tell you they're nice.
They even have air fresheners.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Ooh, nice.
Yeah, I like it.
I like it.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
It's like a toilet, but it's in an 18-wheeler so I
don't know where it magicallyflushes to.
But like you, flush it andthere's stalls.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
And they have wood floors.
They have two different tanks.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
It's kind of like on the airplane.
On the airplane you're likewhere is?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
this going yeah.
Wood floors, I know Veryobvious.
I was like OK.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
So when you're traveling on tour buses, like in
when you're doing shows, youcan't do number two on the tour
bus.
So everybody knows when youneed to poop on the tour bus
because they have to stop thebus for you to get off and do us
.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
So you don't, you can't or you don't.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
No, you can't.
Why?
Because somebody has to clearit out.
So the general rule on yourtour bus is that you don't do
number two, you have to stop fora number two.
Wow.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I didn't know that they just have like a big thing,
so it's like someone has toactually clean it out, like
isn't it?
Yeah?
Yeah, it's called the graywater.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, yeah, they have to clear out the gray water.
So like the pee all goes intoone big tank and then someone
has to, like, detach it andclean it out.
Sure, really, yeah, yeah,because you're traveling on the
road.
There's nowhere, do you thinkit goes?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
No no, no, no, I'm just saying, I was just thinking
like a tank it would go in thetank, it would just go into like
a door and they just like plugin a big thing.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yes, yes, I'm sure.
Yes, I'm sure, yes, yes, I'msure they do that.
No, but it has to be empty DS.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Well, that is just reason 5,009 that I cannot go on
tour.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
There you go, there you go.
Doesn't matter, I can't sing,so when I have the kids, I'd be
like oh, please, God don't needto go to the toilet, I don't
need to stop, but they were verygood.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I'd blame it on them.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
It's not going to be good.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
See, I feel like then I would have to go number two
more because I would be thinkingI can't do it.
So, if I can't do somethingthen I start to panic about it.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
And then I need to do it.
Yeah, I think it's likeeverything, you kind of get into
a routine and you regulateyourself.
So you know like I don't.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
yeah, I think that is an anxiety there, because I
think my clients say that theirfear is you know how you can't
stand up when you're landing onthat airplane to go to the
bathroom.
You're like they're always like.
I know I'm going to have to go.
I'm going to have to go as soonas possible.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I mean, I think you talk yourself into it.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Yeah, they just.
It's an anxiety Like what if Iget up and they're going to say
I'm a terrorist and kick me offthe plane or whatever, because I
stood up and I'm not supposedto she said the pilot on the
Alaska Airlines yesterday.
No.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
What the hell?
Oh my god.
No-transcript.
Yeah, he was charged with 83attempted murders.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, tried to shut off the engine, yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
He was riding on the jump seat and pulled down the
fire emergency handle, butdidn't actually pull it all the
way.
So if he had pulled it all theway, the plane would have glided
, but he didn't manage becausehe was tackled by the co-pilot
or the pilot.
I'm not sure, but yeah, chargedwith three.
So apparently, though, I heardtoday in the news he had taken
psychedelic mushrooms 48 hoursbefore the flight that he's
(10:46):
saying isn't very strange.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
It's very strange.
So he wasn't flying, he was inthe jump seat, he was flying
with San Fran.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah, from Alaska.
Was it Alaska or Washington?
It had to be, because I thinkit was Alaska it was Alaska Air,
but I think they might havebeen coming from somewhere in
Washington to San Francisco.
But yeah, so he was a pilot.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Mm-hmm.
We just watched a documentaryon the Malaysia flight that
disappeared.
That was really sad.
That is just bizarre.
It is crazy yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
I just, yeah, I think , I just think something.
No, it just didn't disappearVery strange.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
We had.
A girl from Riverdance was onone of the flights, the Air
France one that went down in theocean from Brazil.
It was going from Brazil toParis and she was her and two of
her friends, ethna.
She was a gorgeous girl.
They were on that flight.
Wow, yeah, dreadful, dreadful.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
I mean, I just never think about it.
No, I don't know why, probablybetter off, yeah, I mean yeah,
and I love to fly, yeah and Ijust but yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I think you're better off, though I think like,
because I mean the chances ofanything happened to you in a
plane are like so much less thanwhen you get into your car.
That's true, yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I just also always feel like when it's your time,
it's your time.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
But I do remember like it was so crazy I can't
remember if I told you guys thiswhen we flew just a little
flight to Myrtle Beach fromAtlanta 45 minutes.
Yeah, so ridiculous.
Yes, I'm aware of that.
However, it was the only timeI've ever had turbulence and I
literally looked out the windowand I was like OK, just make it
(12:15):
quick.
Yeah, because it was so crazy.
And yeah, I mean it has to beabsolutely flipping, terrifying.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I can't imagine.
No, it's horrible.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
So, even though I was like how I'm such a believer I
went into your time at your timewhen I thought it might be my
time, I was like OK, please, no,yeah, this doesn't mean you
won't be scared.
I'm like I'm so thankful forthose two glasses of wine and
please just make it fast.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
But it's horrible.
I hate that feeling on a flight, though it's the first You're
so powerless.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
It's the first time I mean we've had you have
turbulence.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
But this was literally the planes coming
apart.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
The Bansing yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
And the pilot just kept going.
Usually they try and stabilize.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Try.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
He just kept.
I'm like I think the wings arefalling off Like oh.
That's scary, so oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, it's not a job I'd want.
I don't think no, but when Isaw Top Gun, I was like I could
do that.
I could do that.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I could be married to that.
No, I don't think I would know.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I'd rather be in control myself, but I don't know
if I'd like to be responsiblefor all the people in the plane.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
All the top responsibilities.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
There's just something like those Navy Air
Force guys.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Like it's just that Top Gun.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
I remember when I first I know when I first
watched it.
I mean, what was it?
When did it come out 84?
, 85?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
85,.
I think yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
I told my parents I was like I'm going to go to
Spring Break and I'm going to gohang out at that bar at Top Gun
, and my dad was like you'relike 12?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
No, Tom Cruise won't be there.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Well, I loved.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Slider.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
So I know his partner , the Goose.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
No, not Goose no Slider.
Oh, I didn't see the first one.
He's the one in the volleyballscene that does this, that's
right, yes.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
The tall dark-headed one.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
I don't know who that was.
Do you know who it was?
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Oh, I'm going to have to look that out.
Yeah, I don't have to look itup.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Slider in Top Gun.
I swear it's Slider.
I don't know, I didn't watchthe first one.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Do you Slider Top Gun ?
I know I cannot believe theydidn't bring him back for number
two.
That's the reason I went to thenew one.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to have a sec.
Ok, fredrick and Rico Rasevich.
I don't think he playedanything else.
I don't think he did anythingelse.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Isn't he a cutie?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Oh yeah, oh, he's really familiar, although he's
1957, so that makes him likejust five years younger than my
mom and dad.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Well, I'm talking about in Top Gun.
Yeah, I know, but that personright there he was 32.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
That's obscene.
We talked about this last week.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
All right, well, but yeah, I was 12.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
She's like drilling over someone.
Oh, I love 15 years older.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
I loved him.
I was, I was going to San Diegoand I was going to go.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Spring break, oh yeah , 12.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
I think I was like 15 .
I like band people, musicianslike oh, all right.
Duran Simon Le Bon.
What was the other one?
No, roger.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Roger Taylor, roger Taylor, nick Taylor.
Yes, nick Taylor was the one,oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
My cousins left Simon Le Bon so I had a picture of
Simon Le Bon.
I was about five to pictureSimon Le Bon over my bunk bed
underneath, I was like oh, don'tyou guys remember the posters
that?
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Oh, I love your poster, oh my gosh, I mean
amazing, like your entire wallwas covered with posters.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, I had a calendar of Simon Kelle.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
You did, I did, you were like hold on a second?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
No what.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
My sisters bought it because I had like a huge crush
on Simon.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Kelle, you did so, the Simon Kelle that we know.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, yeah, I loved him.
I have weird taste.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I have a good taste too, Did you?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I love that arrogance .
Oh, I do.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
I mean well, Irogans is just not.
Yeah, yeah, he's definitely.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Well, not now.
He's not nice.
Now, like back when I was, Iwas going to say well, I was 15,
but I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
So what did he look like back then?
Like I don't even Natural.
Like see, I don't know him fromanything other than American
Idol.
Yeah, no, that's all I know.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Oh same thing.
Telly Dubbies is what he'sfamous for, what he was.
The original creator of TellyDubbies.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Really.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Seriously, you are kidding me.
Yeah, those creep me out.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah, the creep me out too.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
They're very creepy, they're weird.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Not as much as the Wiggles creep me out, but I
can't say that because Scott wason the Wiggles so I can't say
he was he was yeah, scott was aWiggle.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Yeah, right, tell that story.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
OK, just that statement right there.
I was like needs to be on yourChristmas card Scott was a
Wiggle.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
He was a Wiggle.
Yes, he was Captain FeatherSword's nephew.
He was a captain of Nobeard.
So, like my kids didn't watchit, so I don't know what he was
doing.
I mean, I know the name of itbut I don't know.
Yeah, so they were like fourAustralian school teachers they
were primary school teachers andthey decided that they could
make a lot of money by doinglike a kids show that does all
(16:58):
these kind of original songs andstuff, and for whatever reason
I do know the reason, but Idon't know they were very close
to a certain Irish dance schooland that's how Scott ended up
being in the chorus of them ashe was a kid.
So he was, like you know, tooyoung.
He was 18, 17, 18.
Yeah, I hadn't toured with himfor like two years.
(17:19):
That's so neat.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Look the things we learned, ladies.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
So cool yeah, my husband was a wiggle.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
I know I'm seriously on your Christmas famous piece.
I mean the wiggle family.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, very funny, very funny.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Oh, that's so funny.
I was like what is this?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
It just seems weird, it's weird.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
But it has that thing that the kids get like
entranced on.
They went Peppa Pig.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
You miss the whole Peppa Pig.
Yeah, I miss the whole.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Peppa.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Pig.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
But my nieces, especially the two littles
obsessed with Peppa Pig, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
But have you watched kids, watch us, like they
literally just go, yeah, andthey're just like.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
I mean I do kind of feel like you know, like there's
something to be said withwhatever goes on with TV.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
Yeah, Like what's going on?
I mean it's so weird.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
I mean it sounds like a conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
However, I think it's conspiracy theories.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
All right.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
What do you guys think about the UFO stuff coming
out?
Oh, totally for real.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
It's totally for real .
Speaker 3 (18:18):
I haven't seen anything about it.
I would not be on my radar,totally.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
More and more coming out now that people say that
they've actually you know,they've been like legit
sightings of UFOs.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty sure they have some of
whatever this species is.
That's what I've always heard.
I just feel, in my way ofthinking, like the universe is
so huge.
Yeah, how is Earth the onlyplanet that's populated?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I don't know enough, I think it's fascinating.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Yes, I probably will not ask our thesis guess.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Maybe we should ask Nick's yes, yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
I think we'll try and keep my mouth shut.
That's my thesis.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
That's a question that I've heard.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Like.
I understand that you're intomotivational speaking, but can
we talk about aliens?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
I want to say I've never heard any alien talk.
I had side of America.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I mean I thought that they had a huge sighting in
like over just decades inEngland.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
But that's weird, because then, if there were
aliens, they wouldn't just comehere, right, I think they would.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Maybe they would.
I was gonna say maybe theywould, I think right now.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I think, right now they're flying completely right
on past Earth.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Like we're gonna circle back around.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Uh-oh.
Whoa, yep, we're gonna circle,and we'll just come back to
Earth in about 30, 30 years.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
We got enough to deal with.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
yeah, that's the day.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
There's enough crazy there.
I don't know yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Craziest place Come to the USA.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I don't know Like it's really not something that I
would spend any time thinkingabout.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
I'm so intrigued with it.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I could see you being intrigued about it.
I am Because I mean let's thinkabout this.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
You know one of the big conspiracy theories, like if
you look at the pyramids andhow they are constructed and
when they were constructed andhow big those massive pounds of
whatever they and everything isprecision, like, how does that
happen?
When the pyramids were createdand in a I think they said a
(20:31):
quarry 80 miles away, broughtand like none of them are even
like half an inch Out of line,out of line, and it's north,
south, east and west is theprecise.
I don't know, I just think it'sfascinating.
Yeah, I haven't figured out mythoughts on it yet, but honestly
at this point, in the way ourworld is, I laugh with my
(20:53):
friends all the time.
If I came home and Bigfoot andan alien were sitting on my back
porch, I'd be like cheers,let's grab some tea nose.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Oh yeah, we're gonna be afraid of an alien.
I mean, I love DT, I mean, butat this point like what else?
Speaker 4 (21:05):
What else is there Like, yeah, not anything really
surprises me.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Actually you were banned to not ask about
leprechauns with our Irishguests, so this time I guess
your band had to ask the bestalien in the world, I mean.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
I mean I'm a military guest, all right, someone just
needs to kick me because youknow I'm gonna be like mm.
Ufo.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
UFO, UFO.
So if he says, does anyone?
Speaker 4 (21:23):
have any like pertinent questions?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yes, hands up.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Yes, I need to know.
Did you ever see a UFO?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
So, speaking of next week's guests, I'm excited about
him.
So he has retired LieutenantColonel Jason Pike.
I think he's had over 30 yearsin the Army.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
He's written a couple of books.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
One to help people readjust to the civilian life,
but also just a story of histime in the military and a lot
of struggles he faced.
I think he's gonna be reallygreat.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
That's amazing yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I know I do.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
I think it's because I mean, they do you hear about
the struggles and of our vetsand what they come home to and
having to readjust into being acivilian and regular life?
And I mean I can't even imagine, because if you are in a
position of life and deathalmost all the time and then you
(22:12):
come back to a world that howdo you even like, how do you
relate to that?
And you see so many of ourveterans.
You know they struggle.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
They do yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
How could you not Addiction so many horror stories
?
I know and I just sometimesfeel that they just don't get
the respect that they deserve.
So I just think the fact thatwe get to talk to somebody who
has given his life for servicefor so long and how he did come
back and integrate back intojust, I mean, I hate to say
(22:46):
normal like life, but you know,to a life that he did.
That's not what he was livingRight In these different
situations.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
That would be definitely interesting to hear.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
And that he's so positive and he want and so
motivational.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
So when his book is Soldier Against All Odds to and
it talks about just his story inthe military but also the
physical and academic struggleshe faced and to be as successful
as he was over the years.
So it would be prettyinteresting.
I know I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
God bless, yeah, seriously.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yes, so grateful for the service of all of this
Always.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Oh my gosh, they're incredible.
On a much lighter note, though,not to end on that, because
have you seen?
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Oh, why do I do it?
I feel like here's a pivot.
There we go.
Here's a pivot.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
It's kind of on the same lines what is it when you,
what is it when your?
Forced like conscription, whatdo you call that here?
What there's a term like whenyou're forced to sign up.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Oh, draft Draft.
Okay, is it about the MiddleEast women?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
No, just women in general.
Now my feminist side is likethat's disgraceful, but my fun
side is going this is hilarious.
So there's on TikTok at themoment there's a whole list of
reasons, oh, why women can't bedrafted, or the excuses that
they're giving to not be drafted, and there are some of the
funny.
You're kidding.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
I have no idea.
The only ones I've seen isabout okay.
So are we Gen Z or Gen X?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
I always get the two Gen X X yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
And it's a lady, so that's what I thought you were
going to talk about becauseshe's like okay, what, we're
middle late, like draft us.
I mean we have minivans, we cancarpool, oh, that's true.
And she's like we don't sleepanyway because we're in
menopause, so we're hot all thetime, so we can totally be in
the desert.
Yeah, we're pissed at everybody, we hate everybody because,
(24:30):
again, we're in menopause, sogive us a gun, we'll kill some
people Absolutely.
Why don't you just absolutelydrive us?
And again she said because wehave minivans and we can carpool
and minivans and tanks are thesame thing.
Right, but I guess that's whereI thought you were good, I saw
her last night
Speaker 3 (24:47):
and I literally was just absolutely bad, I don't
have to say that one, you haveto say that one.
Okay, now, this is aboutyounger women.
That's very thin, but I have anail appointment.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Oh yeah, there's no Starbucks in the middle of the
desert.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
They're a drive-thru.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
That's very funny.
That's healthy with you.
That's so bad.
I need to get a toilet seat soI'm out In your heated toilet
seat, oh you would be out forsure.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Well, the sand would do that I can't wear heels.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
You can't wear heels.
You can't wear heels.
No, I bet Ashley forgot a wayto wear heels in the sand, my
boots would be badass.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
They would be, they would be, they would.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I mean just don't ask me to run, you have to laugh,
you'd cry.
I mean, I can't even imagine.
Yeah, I can't even imagine whatthey go through.
No, Again.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Yeah, so that's making light, but yes, we have
to look at those two things thegirls now and everything they
need, and then the ones that aremiddle-aged Right, and she was
like we'll totally do it, we'lldo it, we'll do it.
We'll do it, we're ready.
Like again.
She's like we're just pissedall the time, so just send us a
message.
We'll be, fine, we'll be fine.
(25:54):
Give us a go, she's like don'teven have to give us a gun, we
got tons in our safe we're fine,we're good, we got camouflage,
don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I could choose yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
God.
Anyway, that was yeah, yeah, Iwouldn't cut it.
Come out, yeah no, I couldn't.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
We'll definitely have to ask our guests about that
yeah yeah.
It's like what do you thinkabout this?
What do you think about this?
Should we sign up?
I know how successful would webe Exactly how?
Speaker 4 (26:18):
many days would you give us during boot camp?
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Ashley, we do it just to get the UFO info and tell.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Oh, I would need to get some clearance, yep, but
absolutely.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
You're like I'll go.
I need to be up.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I don't like to sweat , so I wouldn't be like well
because you know I don't thinkyou take shots.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
I mean, I know it sounds so crazy.
Yeah, Don't take showers.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I know, Take showers.
I have to at some point takeshowers.
I mean no, no, no, no, no.
I'm sorry to point At somepoint you do, but it's just a
completely different life.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Oh God yeah.
Yeah, and just to make thisfull circle, they definitely
poop in front of each other.
That would have to be a thing.
Well then, we've got a problem.
I know, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
But if you're ever arrested, that's going to be a
problem too, if you end up in ajail cell.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
That's going to be a problem, that's true.
Oh gosh, you're just with bars,like you're not supposed to.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Everybody can see a poop In jail.
Yes, I mean, you don't get aputty.
Break the putty's in your cell.
Have you not watched?
Speaker 5 (27:15):
any movies and there's cameras 24-7 over there.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
No I don't think movies would have shown someone
pooping in the middle of a cell.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I don't think so.
No, I've seen in prison.
That's what.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
I'm saying, sir, but they have.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
I mean, it's like, just like them.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Oh, you don't get your private suite.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
No.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
What movies are you watching?
Speaker 5 (27:34):
She's in a port-a-potty.
That's got the life.
I'm sorry, the Wolf of MonkStreet, my cell has an ensuite.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
My cell has the heat and toilet seat.
I feel like an asshole.
I'm sorry, I just.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
I could see, though, you'd be the scary one in the
jail.
They'll let you.
They'll let you.
Yes, you'll have your ownensuite.
I mean, I can't go bat shit.
Oh, I'm sure you can, noproblem.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
I mean, if I need to, if I need to go Tasmanian
double it's fine, I can do that.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
People will be like I am not staying with her.
I mean she's talking to aliensfor God's sake.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
She's a wackajoo doll , and she poops so loud.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
No, I'm going to start singing.
Yes.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
You're going to have your cellmate sing while you
poop, exactly, oh please.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Lord do not let me.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Heat my seat and sing .
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Where's the hairdryer ?
Why do I feel like that's thetitle?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I don't think they give me a hairdryer, as in your
cell.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
All right, Satrisha, that's our title.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Heat my seat and sing , I don't know how this happens
every time, and bring me Tino'swhile you're at it, I need some
contraband.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Tino's oh yeah, you'd get us, you'd get us, yes.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
I don't, I mean I don't, I need to like, just mine
my own business, because I donot think they'll then cut out.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
No, no, no, no, no for prison or the army,
apparently.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
None of the above.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
None of the above.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
All right, I'm just going to stay here with Sova
Talk.
Yeah, perfect.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
You want to say that line.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yeah, my wine and in my stores and just be grateful
that I can poop by myself.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Correct.
That's the perfect way to endthis.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
There we go, yes, to self-poop, heat my seat and sing
Cheers, cheers.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
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Welcome to the Middle-Age-ish podcast,
authentically andunapologetically, keeping it
real, discussing all thingsmiddle-age-ish, a time when
metabolism slows and confidencegrows.
Join fashion and fitnessentrepreneur Ashley Badosky,
former Celtic woman and founderof the Lisa Kelly Voice Academy,
lisa Kelly, licensedpsychologist and mental health
(00:24):
expert, dr Pam Wright, andhighly sought-after cosmetic
injector and board-certifiednurse practitioner, trisha
Kennedy-Roman.
Join your hosts on the journeyof Middle-Age-ish.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Hello everyone and welcome back to another episode
of Middle-Age-ish podcast.
I'm Trisha Kennedy-Roman andI'm joined here today with my
co-host, ashley Badosky, lisaKelly and Dr Pam Wright, and you
are joining us now for our sofatalk, so welcome, grab a seat,
hello.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I hope people actually appreciate that intro
is done live every week.
I know.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
I would be a freaking nightmare.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I would be bumbling through.
Take 25.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Yeah, 85.
Who are you?
You just shot up.
You're so good at it, though.
You're so good at it, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
But you did the same every week.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I'm so impressed.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
No, but it's bad when one of us isn't here, because
then it's like I'm in my mojoand so like I said I introduced
you one time and you were here,and so oh she messed it up, I
messed it all up To do it like ahundred times yeah no, that
would be me.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
No, we just left the blooper and let it go.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah just let it go.
How's everyone's week?
Good week.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah, so good.
Good yeah, I had a super funnyconversation with my friends.
You guys want to hear about it.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Okay, it's not going to be as good as Lisa's
underwear, but it's so funny.
So I was talking to some of mygirlfriends today and don't ask
me how, like when you go, numbertwo comes up.
But we started talking about,like, do you poop in front of
your partner?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Oh no, I don't either , and I was in the minority.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
What, oh my gosh?
And so that's why I'm like Iwant to talk about this on Sofa
Talk, because I was scandalized.
They were like, of course, likeit's not a big deal, like yeah,
the door will be open from thewater closet and everything.
And I was like they're like you, like Michael has not seen you
go to the bathroom.
(02:17):
I'm like he has seen me.
Once we were in college and wewere having.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I have no idea what it was.
Those are T-dose.
Those are T-dose.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
At that point it was seven and seven, yeah, and like
we just started talking and thenall of a sudden I realized the
door was open and I literallyabout had a heart attack and
slammed the door.
Michael was laughing, thoughtit was the funniest thing ever.
We would have been 20-ish.
So 31 years?
(02:46):
Yeah, I'm like no, okay, thatwas in the minority with my
friends, it's not will come in,I will have to throw a nice oh
my God, get ice.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yes, like it's.
I will have terribleperformance anxiety If somebody
wants into the bathroom they'relike stop it, get ice.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yes, I thought I mean I totally was in the minority
and there was five of us talking, because we do like group you
know, whenever we can.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
And I'd be, I'd be a British like this.
Yeah, I mean, they could notbelieve it.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Okay, well, that makes me feel better.
So, my friends who arelistening, I'm not such a weirdo
.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Well, I might be a weirdo.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
but yeah, Not for that.
No.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
No.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
All right, trisha, see, I don't care, you don't
care.
You see, that's the nurse inyou, though, I think.
I think that's the nurse in you.
I think there's a.
You're a little bit morerealistic, so you're like it's a
body function.
Yeah, it's a body function.
Everybody does this.
Yeah, yeah, no, I do think.
I do think.
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I don't understand myself because I'm not British,
but like I have, no, Well, notmy friends or nurses, but
literally I was the only one,Wow, who was like absolutely not
.
No, I don't even want him to belike anywhere close to the
bathroom.
I'm always like just go otherplaces.
Just you know.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, I mean I hate it's coming in to talk to me,
but yeah they have, just likethey'll sit, they'll have a
total conversation.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I'm like, and you're pooping?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
She was funny though, so this is why.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Ashley doesn't need to come up with a comeback.
We have dried it.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
So we have a heated toilet seat.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You know like the Japanese one yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It makes me so mad when I sit on a cold toilet but,
I'll go and just sit on it.
I love that statement yeah, Idon't like sitting on a cold
toilet.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I think I would be freaked out if I sat down on a
toilet seat and it was warm.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh, it's so nice, but I go and I sit just because
that's the only place like theother me so.
I'll just go sit, I'm not goingto the bathroom, but I'll just
sit and warm my butt.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
No, I did tell you that when the kids were a little
, mommy had to go to thebathroom or go to time out, just
because I needed a moment, andthat's when you like.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Don't ask me questions, but now my dogs like
they'll keep hitting the door,you know and everything.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
And I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
God, yeah, yeah, the bathroom is my solace.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, like it's just private time.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
But now I, you don't sit on public toilets no, no, no
, no, you know, I'm a Germansoap.
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I don't either.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
But yeah, okay, well, no, I don't know if I could do
the heated seat.
I got a fright with the heatedseat in.
Japan.
I know, yeah, they have them inevery toilet in.
Japan, oh yeah, and the toiletmakes noise so nobody can hear
what you're doing.
There's like sing songs to youand then there's a little hose
in the back.
They have like an inbuilt bidetthat like cleans your bus.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
That's what we need.
We need one of the toilets thatcleans.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Well, that just seems .
Speaker 4 (05:22):
so no one, so nobody can hear you.
So nobody can hear you?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
It seems like the place music and you can change
the music.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
So nobody knows what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, nobody knows what you're doing.
Now hang on, we have to talkabout your stupid cubicles in
America Like nowhere else in theworld are the doors like this
short and the bottoms are open,and sometimes the bottoms are
open.
Oh, do you mean in the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yes, when you said cubicles like oh no, oh sorry,
no, yeah, we call them cubicles.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Oh, the stalls, the stalls, the stalls, stalls.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, so everybody, like when my American friends
will come to Ireland, they'relike, oh my god, the door is
closed and the toilet Nobody cansee, and, yeah, it's lovely,
whereas here everybody knowsyour business.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Oh, and you have kids crawl under.
Oh yeah, I remember thathappened before I've had kids
crawl under and I'm like, hi,it's safe, it's over, it's over.
No, that's the thing.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
I've had it where they, like you see a little head
pop over and you're just likeoh for the love of all that is
holy, oh my god, Like they didnot get my memo that this is
private time.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
And then in Japan they have like holes in the
floor as well.
So they have Japanese toiletsand they have like regular.
They call, like you know,regular toilets, wait what no
Like a port-a-potty?
No, no, no hole in the floorthat you squat over Like you
squat, mm-hmm.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I'll just shut, I'm just like, I'm asking you, you
can tell that I've only beenlike to really the Caribbean.
I don't know what I would do ifI walked into someplace and
there was just a hole in thefloor and you Traditional
Japanese toilets, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
What if they don't like?
Hit it right, so where?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
does it go?
Does it go to like, to anunderground?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
like it's just the same as your toilet, it's just,
it's like.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
No, it's like magically gets flushed out.
Come on, Lisa Same pipes, Samepipes.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yes, it's just like.
Oh, you just stand over andsquash.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
No, that's like, just like squatting in the that's a
really long way for you tosquash.
I mean for the rest of us.
Me, trisha, oh my god, my kneeswould get out and then my butt
would be right there on oh Eww,ew, it's like a porta potty.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh, oh, I don't know, I don't know, porta potty's a
nope, nope, I don't know I likethat.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
No, the fancy, fancy ones are better.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
There's no fancy porta potty.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
There's no fancy what's fancy the ones that are
like in 18-wheelers.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
The trailers they have like the wood.
And they have sinks, and youhave your own personal stall.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Like it is actually.
Like it is a toilet.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Which festival do you go to that has those?
I?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
don't think I've ever seen that one.
No.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I see them advertised on Facebook.
There's a local company thatare like trying to build their
business and guess.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I mean, I have to tell you they're nice.
They even have air fresheners.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Ooh, nice.
Yeah, I like it.
I like it.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
It's like a toilet, but it's in an 18-wheeler so I
don't know where it magicallyflushes to.
But like you, flush it andthere's stalls.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
And they have wood floors.
They have two different tanks.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
It's kind of like on the airplane.
On the airplane you're likewhere is?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
this going yeah.
Wood floors, I know Veryobvious.
I was like OK.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
So when you're traveling on tour buses, like in
when you're doing shows, youcan't do number two on the tour
bus.
So everybody knows when youneed to poop on the tour bus
because they have to stop thebus for you to get off and do us
.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
So you don't, you can't or you don't.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
No, you can't.
Why?
Because somebody has to clearit out.
So the general rule on yourtour bus is that you don't do
number two, you have to stop fora number two.
Wow.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I didn't know that they just have like a big thing,
so it's like someone has toactually clean it out, like
isn't it?
Yeah?
Yeah, it's called the graywater.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, yeah, they have to clear out the gray water.
So like the pee all goes intoone big tank and then someone
has to, like, detach it andclean it out.
Sure, really, yeah, yeah,because you're traveling on the
road.
There's nowhere, do you thinkit goes?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
No no, no, no, I'm just saying, I was just thinking
like a tank it would go in thetank, it would just go into like
a door and they just like plugin a big thing.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yes, yes, I'm sure.
Yes, I'm sure, yes, yes, I'msure they do that.
No, but it has to be empty DS.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Well, that is just reason 5,009 that I cannot go on
tour.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
There you go, there you go.
Doesn't matter, I can't sing,so when I have the kids, I'd be
like oh, please, God don't needto go to the toilet, I don't
need to stop, but they were verygood.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I'd blame it on them.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
It's not going to be good.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
See, I feel like then I would have to go number two
more because I would be thinkingI can't do it.
So, if I can't do somethingthen I start to panic about it.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
And then I need to do it.
Yeah, I think it's likeeverything, you kind of get into
a routine and you regulateyourself.
So you know like I don't.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
yeah, I think that is an anxiety there, because I
think my clients say that theirfear is you know how you can't
stand up when you're landing onthat airplane to go to the
bathroom.
You're like they're always like.
I know I'm going to have to go.
I'm going to have to go as soonas possible.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I mean, I think you talk yourself into it.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Yeah, they just.
It's an anxiety Like what if Iget up and they're going to say
I'm a terrorist and kick me offthe plane or whatever, because I
stood up and I'm not supposedto she said the pilot on the
Alaska Airlines yesterday.
No.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
What the hell?
Oh my god.
No-transcript.
Yeah, he was charged with 83attempted murders.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, tried to shut off the engine, yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
He was riding on the jump seat and pulled down the
fire emergency handle, butdidn't actually pull it all the
way.
So if he had pulled it all theway, the plane would have glided
, but he didn't manage becausehe was tackled by the co-pilot
or the pilot.
I'm not sure, but yeah, chargedwith three.
So apparently, though, I heardtoday in the news he had taken
psychedelic mushrooms 48 hoursbefore the flight that he's
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saying isn't very strange.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
It's very strange.
So he wasn't flying, he was inthe jump seat, he was flying
with San Fran.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah, from Alaska.
Was it Alaska or Washington?
It had to be, because I thinkit was Alaska it was Alaska Air,
but I think they might havebeen coming from somewhere in
Washington to San Francisco.
But yeah, so he was a pilot.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Mm-hmm.
We just watched a documentaryon the Malaysia flight that
disappeared.
That was really sad.
That is just bizarre.
It is crazy yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
I just, yeah, I think , I just think something.
No, it just didn't disappearVery strange.
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
We had.
A girl from Riverdance was onone of the flights, the Air
France one that went down in theocean from Brazil.
It was going from Brazil toParis and she was her and two of
her friends, ethna.
She was a gorgeous girl.
They were on that flight.
Wow, yeah, dreadful, dreadful.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
I mean, I just never think about it.
No, I don't know why, probablybetter off, yeah, I mean yeah,
and I love to fly, yeah and Ijust but yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I think you're better off, though I think like,
because I mean the chances ofanything happened to you in a
plane are like so much less thanwhen you get into your car.
That's true, yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I just also always feel like when it's your time,
it's your time.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
But I do remember like it was so crazy I can't
remember if I told you guys thiswhen we flew just a little
flight to Myrtle Beach fromAtlanta 45 minutes.
Yeah, so ridiculous.
Yes, I'm aware of that.
However, it was the only timeI've ever had turbulence and I
literally looked out the windowand I was like OK, just make it
(12:15):
quick.
Yeah, because it was so crazy.
And yeah, I mean it has to beabsolutely flipping, terrifying.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
I can't imagine.
No, it's horrible.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
So, even though I was like how I'm such a believer I
went into your time at your timewhen I thought it might be my
time, I was like OK, please, no,yeah, this doesn't mean you
won't be scared.
I'm like I'm so thankful forthose two glasses of wine and
please just make it fast.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
But it's horrible.
I hate that feeling on a flight, though it's the first You're
so powerless.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
It's the first time I mean we've had you have
turbulence.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
But this was literally the planes coming
apart.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
The Bansing yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
And the pilot just kept going.
Usually they try and stabilize.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Try.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
He just kept.
I'm like I think the wings arefalling off Like oh.
That's scary, so oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, it's not a job I'd want.
I don't think no, but when Isaw Top Gun, I was like I could
do that.
I could do that.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I could be married to that.
No, I don't think I would know.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
I'd rather be in control myself, but I don't know
if I'd like to be responsiblefor all the people in the plane.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
All the top responsibilities.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
There's just something like those Navy Air
Force guys.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Like it's just that Top Gun.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
I remember when I first I know when I first
watched it.
I mean, what was it?
When did it come out 84?
, 85?
Speaker 3 (13:39):
85,.
I think yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
I told my parents I was like I'm going to go to
Spring Break and I'm going to gohang out at that bar at Top Gun
, and my dad was like you'relike 12?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
No, Tom Cruise won't be there.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Well, I loved.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Slider.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
So I know his partner , the Goose.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
No, not Goose no Slider.
Oh, I didn't see the first one.
He's the one in the volleyballscene that does this, that's
right, yes.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
The tall dark-headed one.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
I don't know who that was.
Do you know who it was?
Speaker 4 (14:09):
Oh, I'm going to have to look that out.
Yeah, I don't have to look itup.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Slider in Top Gun.
I swear it's Slider.
I don't know, I didn't watchthe first one.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Do you Slider Top Gun ?
I know I cannot believe theydidn't bring him back for number
two.
That's the reason I went to thenew one.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to have a sec.
Ok, fredrick and Rico Rasevich.
I don't think he playedanything else.
I don't think he did anythingelse.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Isn't he a cutie?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Oh yeah, oh, he's really familiar, although he's
1957, so that makes him likejust five years younger than my
mom and dad.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Well, I'm talking about in Top Gun.
Yeah, I know, but that personright there he was 32.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
That's obscene.
We talked about this last week.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
All right, well, but yeah, I was 12.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
She's like drilling over someone.
Oh, I love 15 years older.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
I loved him.
I was, I was going to San Diegoand I was going to go.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Spring break, oh yeah , 12.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
I think I was like 15 .
I like band people, musicianslike oh, all right.
Duran Simon Le Bon.
What was the other one?
No, roger.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Roger Taylor, roger Taylor, nick Taylor.
Yes, nick Taylor was the one,oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
My cousins left Simon Le Bon so I had a picture of
Simon Le Bon.
I was about five to pictureSimon Le Bon over my bunk bed
underneath, I was like oh, don'tyou guys remember the posters
that?
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Oh, I love your poster, oh my gosh, I mean
amazing, like your entire wallwas covered with posters.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Yeah, I had a calendar of Simon Kelle.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
You did, I did, you were like hold on a second?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
No what.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
My sisters bought it because I had like a huge crush
on Simon.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Kelle, you did so, the Simon Kelle that we know.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Yeah, yeah, I loved him.
I have weird taste.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I have a good taste too, Did you?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Are you serious?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
I love that arrogance .
Oh, I do.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
I mean well, Irogans is just not.
Yeah, yeah, he's definitely.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Well, not now.
He's not nice.
Now, like back when I was, Iwas going to say well, I was 15,
but I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
So what did he look like back then?
Like I don't even Natural.
Like see, I don't know him fromanything other than American
Idol.
Yeah, no, that's all I know.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Oh same thing.
Telly Dubbies is what he'sfamous for, what he was.
The original creator of TellyDubbies.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Really.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Seriously, you are kidding me.
Yeah, those creep me out.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah, the creep me out too.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
They're very creepy, they're weird.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Not as much as the Wiggles creep me out, but I
can't say that because Scott wason the Wiggles so I can't say
he was he was yeah, scott was aWiggle.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Yeah, right, tell that story.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
OK, just that statement right there.
I was like needs to be on yourChristmas card Scott was a
Wiggle.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
He was a Wiggle.
Yes, he was Captain FeatherSword's nephew.
He was a captain of Nobeard.
So, like my kids didn't watchit, so I don't know what he was
doing.
I mean, I know the name of itbut I don't know.
Yeah, so they were like fourAustralian school teachers they
were primary school teachers andthey decided that they could
make a lot of money by doinglike a kids show that does all
(16:58):
these kind of original songs andstuff, and for whatever reason
I do know the reason, but Idon't know they were very close
to a certain Irish dance schooland that's how Scott ended up
being in the chorus of them ashe was a kid.
So he was, like you know, tooyoung.
He was 18, 17, 18.
Yeah, I hadn't toured with himfor like two years.
(17:19):
That's so neat.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Look the things we learned, ladies.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
So cool yeah, my husband was a wiggle.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
I know I'm seriously on your Christmas famous piece.
I mean the wiggle family.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Yeah, very funny, very funny.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Oh, that's so funny.
I was like what is this?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
It just seems weird, it's weird.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
But it has that thing that the kids get like
entranced on.
They went Peppa Pig.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
You miss the whole Peppa Pig.
Yeah, I miss the whole.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Peppa.
Speaker 5 (17:49):
Pig.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
But my nieces, especially the two littles
obsessed with Peppa Pig, yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
But have you watched kids, watch us, like they
literally just go, yeah, andthey're just like.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
I mean I do kind of feel like you know, like there's
something to be said withwhatever goes on with TV.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
Yeah, Like what's going on?
I mean it's so weird.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
I mean it sounds like a conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
However, I think it's conspiracy theories.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
All right.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
What do you guys think about the UFO stuff coming
out?
Oh, totally for real.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
It's totally for real .
Speaker 3 (18:18):
I haven't seen anything about it.
I would not be on my radar,totally.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
More and more coming out now that people say that
they've actually you know,they've been like legit
sightings of UFOs.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty sure they have some of
whatever this species is.
That's what I've always heard.
I just feel, in my way ofthinking, like the universe is
so huge.
Yeah, how is Earth the onlyplanet that's populated?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I don't know enough, I think it's fascinating.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Yes, I probably will not ask our thesis guess.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Maybe we should ask Nick's yes, yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
I think we'll try and keep my mouth shut.
That's my thesis.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
That's a question that I've heard.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Like.
I understand that you're intomotivational speaking, but can
we talk about aliens?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
I want to say I've never heard any alien talk.
I had side of America.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I mean I thought that they had a huge sighting in
like over just decades inEngland.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
But that's weird, because then, if there were
aliens, they wouldn't just comehere, right, I think they would.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Maybe they would.
I was gonna say maybe theywould, I think right now.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I think, right now they're flying completely right
on past Earth.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Like we're gonna circle back around.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Uh-oh.
Whoa, yep, we're gonna circle,and we'll just come back to
Earth in about 30, 30 years.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
We got enough to deal with.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
yeah, that's the day.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
There's enough crazy there.
I don't know yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Craziest place Come to the USA.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I don't know Like it's really not something that I
would spend any time thinkingabout.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
I'm so intrigued with it.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
I could see you being intrigued about it.
I am Because I mean let's thinkabout this.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
You know one of the big conspiracy theories, like if
you look at the pyramids andhow they are constructed and
when they were constructed andhow big those massive pounds of
whatever they and everything isprecision, like, how does that
happen?
When the pyramids were createdand in a I think they said a
(20:31):
quarry 80 miles away, broughtand like none of them are even
like half an inch Out of line,out of line, and it's north,
south, east and west is theprecise.
I don't know, I just think it'sfascinating.
Yeah, I haven't figured out mythoughts on it yet, but honestly
at this point, in the way ourworld is, I laugh with my
(20:53):
friends all the time.
If I came home and Bigfoot andan alien were sitting on my back
porch, I'd be like cheers,let's grab some tea nose.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Oh yeah, we're gonna be afraid of an alien.
I mean, I love DT, I mean, butat this point like what else?
Speaker 4 (21:05):
What else is there Like, yeah, not anything really
surprises me.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Actually you were banned to not ask about
leprechauns with our Irishguests, so this time I guess
your band had to ask the bestalien in the world, I mean.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
I mean I'm a military guest, all right, someone just
needs to kick me because youknow I'm gonna be like mm.
Ufo.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
UFO, UFO.
So if he says, does anyone?
Speaker 4 (21:23):
have any like pertinent questions?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Yes, hands up.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Yes, I need to know.
Did you ever see a UFO?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
So, speaking of next week's guests, I'm excited about
him.
So he has retired LieutenantColonel Jason Pike.
I think he's had over 30 yearsin the Army.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
He's written a couple of books.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
One to help people readjust to the civilian life,
but also just a story of histime in the military and a lot
of struggles he faced.
I think he's gonna be reallygreat.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
That's amazing yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I know I do.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
I think it's because I mean, they do you hear about
the struggles and of our vetsand what they come home to and
having to readjust into being acivilian and regular life?
And I mean I can't even imagine, because if you are in a
position of life and deathalmost all the time and then you
(22:12):
come back to a world that howdo you even like, how do you
relate to that?
And you see so many of ourveterans.
You know they struggle.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
They do yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
How could you not Addiction so many horror stories
?
I know and I just sometimesfeel that they just don't get
the respect that they deserve.
So I just think the fact thatwe get to talk to somebody who
has given his life for servicefor so long and how he did come
back and integrate back intojust, I mean, I hate to say
(22:46):
normal like life, but you know,to a life that he did.
That's not what he was livingRight In these different
situations.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
That would be definitely interesting to hear.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
And that he's so positive and he want and so
motivational.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
So when his book is Soldier Against All Odds to and
it talks about just his story inthe military but also the
physical and academic struggleshe faced and to be as successful
as he was over the years.
So it would be prettyinteresting.
I know I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
God bless, yeah, seriously.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yes, so grateful for the service of all of this
Always.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Oh my gosh, they're incredible.
On a much lighter note, though,not to end on that, because
have you seen?
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Oh, why do I do it?
I feel like here's a pivot.
There we go.
Here's a pivot.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
It's kind of on the same lines what is it when you,
what is it when your?
Forced like conscription, whatdo you call that here?
What there's a term like whenyou're forced to sign up.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Oh, draft Draft.
Okay, is it about the MiddleEast women?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
No, just women in general.
Now my feminist side is likethat's disgraceful, but my fun
side is going this is hilarious.
So there's on TikTok at themoment there's a whole list of
reasons, oh, why women can't bedrafted, or the excuses that
they're giving to not be drafted, and there are some of the
funny.
You're kidding.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
I have no idea.
The only ones I've seen isabout okay.
So are we Gen Z or Gen X?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
I always get the two Gen X X yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
And it's a lady, so that's what I thought you were
going to talk about becauseshe's like okay, what, we're
middle late, like draft us.
I mean we have minivans, we cancarpool, oh, that's true.
And she's like we don't sleepanyway because we're in
menopause, so we're hot all thetime, so we can totally be in
the desert.
Yeah, we're pissed at everybody, we hate everybody because,
(24:30):
again, we're in menopause, sogive us a gun, we'll kill some
people Absolutely.
Why don't you just absolutelydrive us?
And again she said because wehave minivans and we can carpool
and minivans and tanks are thesame thing.
Right, but I guess that's whereI thought you were good, I saw
her last night
Speaker 3 (24:47):
and I literally was just absolutely bad, I don't
have to say that one, you haveto say that one.
Okay, now, this is aboutyounger women.
That's very thin, but I have anail appointment.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Oh yeah, there's no Starbucks in the middle of the
desert.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
They're a drive-thru.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
That's very funny.
That's healthy with you.
That's so bad.
I need to get a toilet seat soI'm out In your heated toilet
seat, oh you would be out forsure.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Well, the sand would do that I can't wear heels.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
You can't wear heels.
You can't wear heels.
No, I bet Ashley forgot a wayto wear heels in the sand, my
boots would be badass.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
They would be, they would be, they would.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I mean just don't ask me to run, you have to laugh,
you'd cry.
I mean, I can't even imagine.
Yeah, I can't even imagine whatthey go through.
No, Again.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Yeah, so that's making light, but yes, we have
to look at those two things thegirls now and everything they
need, and then the ones that aremiddle-aged Right, and she was
like we'll totally do it, we'lldo it, we'll do it.
We'll do it, we're ready.
Like again.
She's like we're just pissedall the time, so just send us a
message.
We'll be, fine, we'll be fine.
(25:54):
Give us a go, she's like don'teven have to give us a gun, we
got tons in our safe we're fine,we're good, we got camouflage,
don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I could choose yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
God.
Anyway, that was yeah, yeah, Iwouldn't cut it.
Come out, yeah no, I couldn't.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
We'll definitely have to ask our guests about that
yeah yeah.
It's like what do you thinkabout this?
What do you think about this?
Should we sign up?
I know how successful would webe Exactly how?
Speaker 4 (26:18):
many days would you give us during boot camp?
Speaker 5 (26:21):
Ashley, we do it just to get the UFO info and tell.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Oh, I would need to get some clearance, yep, but
absolutely.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
You're like I'll go.
I need to be up.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I don't like to sweat , so I wouldn't be like well
because you know I don't thinkyou take shots.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
I mean, I know it sounds so crazy.
Yeah, Don't take showers.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I know, Take showers.
I have to at some point takeshowers.
I mean no, no, no, no, no.
I'm sorry to point At somepoint you do, but it's just a
completely different life.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Oh God yeah.
Yeah, and just to make thisfull circle, they definitely
poop in front of each other.
That would have to be a thing.
Well then, we've got a problem.
I know, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
But if you're ever arrested, that's going to be a
problem too, if you end up in ajail cell.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
That's going to be a problem, that's true.
Oh gosh, you're just with bars,like you're not supposed to.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Everybody can see a poop In jail.
Yes, I mean, you don't get aputty.
Break the putty's in your cell.
Have you not watched?
Speaker 5 (27:15):
any movies and there's cameras 24-7 over there.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
No I don't think movies would have shown someone
pooping in the middle of a cell.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I don't think so.
No, I've seen in prison.
That's what.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
I'm saying, sir, but they have.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
I mean, it's like, just like them.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Oh, you don't get your private suite.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
No.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
What movies are you watching?
Speaker 5 (27:34):
She's in a port-a-potty.
That's got the life.
I'm sorry, the Wolf of MonkStreet, my cell has an ensuite.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
My cell has the heat and toilet seat.
I feel like an asshole.
I'm sorry, I just.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
I could see, though, you'd be the scary one in the
jail.
They'll let you.
They'll let you.
Yes, you'll have your ownensuite.
I mean, I can't go bat shit.
Oh, I'm sure you can, noproblem.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
I mean, if I need to, if I need to go Tasmanian
double it's fine, I can do that.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
People will be like I am not staying with her.
I mean she's talking to aliensfor God's sake.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
She's a wackajoo doll , and she poops so loud.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
No, I'm going to start singing.
Yes.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
You're going to have your cellmate sing while you
poop, exactly, oh please.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Lord do not let me.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Heat my seat and sing .
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Where's the hairdryer ?
Why do I feel like that's thetitle?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I don't think they give me a hairdryer, as in your
cell.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
All right, Satrisha, that's our title.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Heat my seat and sing , I don't know how this happens
every time, and bring me Tino'swhile you're at it, I need some
contraband.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Tino's oh yeah, you'd get us, you'd get us, yes.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
I don't, I mean I don't, I need to like, just mine
my own business, because I donot think they'll then cut out.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
No, no, no, no, no for prison or the army,
apparently.
Speaker 5 (28:58):
None of the above.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
None of the above.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
All right, I'm just going to stay here with Sova
Talk.
Yeah, perfect.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
You want to say that line.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yeah, my wine and in my stores and just be grateful
that I can poop by myself.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Correct.
That's the perfect way to endthis.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
There we go, yes, to self-poop, heat my seat and sing
Cheers, cheers.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
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podcast as they journey throughthe ups and downs of this not
young but definitely not oldseason of life.
To hear past episodes or makesuggestions for future episodes,
visit wwwmiddleageshcom.
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