Sofa Talk: Unexpected Encounters, Fame's Facade, and Hilarious Hypotheticals

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Ever bumped into someone you know in the most unexpected places, like a patient at Disney or a buddy on a TV show? Join us as we kick off with our quirky tales of recognizing familiar faces out of the usual context—it's as funny as it is strange! We also stumble upon a lively conversation about Mormon culture and the unexpected intersections between personal and professional worlds. From elevator-awkward to laugh-out-loud moments, our chat promises a delightful mix of humor and reflection you won't want to miss.

Shifting gears, we navigate the glitzy yet precarious terrain of fame, power, and wealth. The entertainment industry’s darker side comes to light as we ponder the moral pitfalls when stars are surrounded by yes-people. We touch on the uncanny world of AI technology mimicking celebrity voices—imagine Justin Bieber in your living room! Anticipate some eyebrow-raising revelations about the realities behind celebrity glamour and the hidden truths that fame can often mask. 

For a lighter twist, we indulge in hilarious "Would You Rather" scenarios, exploring bizarre hypotheticals that reveal our quirkiest sides. Whether it’s dreams that take a creepy turn into sleep paralysis, tales of embarrassing nights, or the art of blame-shifting those unexpected farts, we cover it all with laughter and candid anecdotes. And yes, we’ve all had those cringeworthy social media moments. Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as we tackle life's awkward, strange, and downright amusing middle-age-ish adventures.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to the Middle Age-ish Podcast.
Authentically andunapologetically, keeping it
real, discussing all thingsMiddle Age-ish, a time when
metabolism slows and confidencegrows.
Join fashion and fitnessentrepreneur Ashley Badowski,
former Celtic woman and founderof the Lisa Kelly Voice Academy,
lisa Kelly licensedpsychologist and mental health

(00:24):
expert, dr Pam Wright and highlysought after cosmetic injector
and board certified nursepractitioner, trisha
Kennedy-Roman.
Join your hosts on the journeyof middle-age-ish.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Hello and welcome back to another episode of
Middle-Age-ish.
I'm Trisha Kennedy-Roman andI'm joined here today with my
co-host, ashley Badowski, lisaKelly and Dr Pam Wright, so
thank you for joining us for oursofa talk, yay.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
These are my favorite .
I love these, yes, becausethey're so random.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
One never knows what we're going to talk about.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Yes, never know, nope really fast.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
You did, because we're talking about You're so
professional Seriously, like Iknow, like the times that I've
had.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Thank you very much, You're welcome.
She could say that in her sleepprobably.
I know Seriously Like.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I put like the times that I've had her introduce
somebody.
I'm like I have it on my phone.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
I'm like I looked at Pam and I'm like God knows, I
don't have a problem talkingLike that's not my problem.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
But yeah, like I really did, I was like uh, okay,
so anyway yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
I'm not good with.
I'm not good with names outsideof like where we're supposed to
be.
So I can remember everybodywhen I'm in the studio, but when
I go out and I see them outside, I'm like oh, no, no.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
the worst is when you like recognize someone but you
don't know where and you're likehow do I know that person?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
How do I?

Speaker 5 (01:50):
know that person.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
How do I know that person?
Just panic freeze attack.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Or do you ever?
Well, I think it's even crazierIf you go somewhere like Disney
or where was this?
Oh, when I was in New York, Isaw the same people like two or
three times in the day indifferent places.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
That's weird, I think that's just weird, so weird
yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
I saw people from Peachtree City in New York in
three different places, like allover the city.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I just don't even know how that's possible.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah, that is really weird, crazy, crazy.
Yeah, there were stalkers orrandom people that you just see
in Disney and then you see themall the time.
That happens to me.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I've seen random patients in other states when
I'm like like I was in thebathroom and I think it was
Boston and somebody walked outand said you do my Botox.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I was like I do You're like well, girl, you look
fabulous, you look good.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Yeah, I'm glad that was me Of course I do.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Speaking of, I saw our one are one of our guests on
Secret Lives of Mormon WivesTracy.
What.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
What.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yes, what Tracy Is it Tracy?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Anderson.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yes, I am shocked.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Wait, what All right, well, okay, I've been watching
that, so that must have been arecent one, because I have.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
It's about the third episode, in third or fourth
episode in there's only eight,right, yeah, there they go in to
get their Botox and theirfillers.
It was her place, it's herplace.
It's Rice.
Oh my gosh, I know her, I knowher.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I totally missed that part Wow.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I've seen the commercial so I'm going to have
to start.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
People are addicted to that.
My clients say that they watchit all the time, because that's
the one with all the young girls.
It started like as a TikToksomething.
Yeah, there were.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
TikToks and sensation .
And then there was a big.
There was a big drama, but I'mnot disclosing anything that you
don't learn in like the first30 seconds of it.
There was a big TikTok dramabecause one of the lead girls in
us said that all the wives wereswinging, husbands were
swinging.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
So it was like Wait so they're not all married, but
they were like wasn't it ingeneral swinging or something?
Okay, hold on.
No, they're married andswinging.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
They're married and swinging, but I thought it was
like like not full swinging.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
So this is not sister wives where they're all, like,
married to the same guy.
They're all married to the same.
No, they're just.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Mormon wives.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like my housewives of SaltLake City, which, yes, which I
okay.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
So they're all married to different guys and
apparently one of them wasswinging, and then so, really,
the whole series starts with thefallout from one of the girls,
claiming that they all wereswingers.
I'm just so on the fence aboutthe whole thing.
I hate mocking any religion andI just I don't understand.
I don't understand Because it'snot.
It's like a salacious look intoLDS Right as opposed to I don't

(04:34):
know, I really don't know how Ifeel about it Because it's such
a strict.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
It's very strict.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
It's such a protected religion too, exactly, so I
don't know how you swing.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Well, religion too.
So I don't know how you swing.
I mean, which is?
I'm sure that's not condoned.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
No, which is kind of like an oxymoron, because there
are those that have, like, theoffshoots of LDS, that still
believe that you can havemultiple wives.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
But yeah, swinging, yeah it's it's just, but can I
say this?
This is, this is interesting.
So on, the housewives of utahselect city yeah, so the girl
that's one of the main likecharacters.
She drinks diet coke 24 7 andshe owns a tequila distillery
and that's how they make theirmoney and they're like

(05:20):
anti-caffeine yes, well, so theycan can have soda.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
They can have soda.
They can have soda.
Not coffee or tea, okay, butsoda they can have.
So what's?

Speaker 5 (05:28):
the difference.
If it's caffeine, I don't knowOkay.
But anyway, but she owns likethis tequila and it's like this
whole thing in the show that youproduce alcohol and that's how
you make your money, but that'snot allowed.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Well, there's a lot of these girls are drinking as
well.
So there's like half of themdrink, half of them don't.
Half of them have tattoos, halfof them don't.
So there's a lot of the breakaway from, so there's like a
half.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
That is like practicing women.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Well, they're all practicing, apparently, but
there's like I don't know.
I'm just I'm going to have towatch it.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
It's really trashy.
It's really trashy.
It is kind of I like watchingthe trashy stuff.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
We love reality TV.
It just wasn't very wellproduced.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
It's not like the wives.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
It's like reality though right, supposedly.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
It's kind of like reality and it's more like,
maybe, the Bachelorette than itis like the manufactured reality
, which even that's sayingsomething.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
They're very pretty.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
I mean, they're very beautiful.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, the commercials I've seen because I guess, now
that I'm watching Salt Lake City.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
I now see commercials for that all the time.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
They're stunning girls, they're nice girls.
It's not like they're not nicegirls, they're stunning girls,
they're nice girls.
It's not like they're not nicegirls.
And it's just kind of playingup on this whole mean girl kind
of thing.
And I'm a better Mormon thanyou, which I found strange
because apparently they don'tlike to be referred to as
Mormons either.
It's supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
LDS Really.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yes, and then they use that term themselves.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
So apparently, yeah, it's.
Yeah.
Wonder like you, like we knewin like high school like
sometimes the preacher's kidswere like the wildest ones like
they have so many rules thatthat's why they like, try to
like break out, yeah, but Isuppose they don't really know
any different.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
So like if you're growing up in salt lake city, I
assume, like the majority arelds, so you don't know any
different.
But then I think TikTok andsocial media and everything has
brought an outside world in.
We didn't have that issue inIreland because the priests
didn't have children, so Well.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
We hope not.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Well, there's many, many, but yeah, they weren't,
you weren't known, it wasn'tknown that they were.
It's just yeah, I really felton the fence.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
So I wonder how this, how did this become even a show
like, do you even know?

Speaker 4 (07:48):
like, it came from their tiktok.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
So their tiktok was so popular that they were
approached by whatever companydecided to like bravo or
something, or I mean, I don'tthink it's on hulu, it's on hulu
.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
I don't think it's.
Bravo, yeah, yeah, it's.
Yeah, it must.
Maybe it's a hulu original.
Yeah, um, yeah, just weird.
Probably wouldn't think it'sit's on Hulu.
It's on Hulu, I don't thinkit's Bravo.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, it must.
Maybe it's a Hulu original.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah, yeah, just weird.
Probably wouldn't watch itagain.
Don't think I'd watch A secondseason.
You wouldn't, no, I don't know.
I kind of binged it.
I mean I might have to justTake a look.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
I've heard people.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
That's worth taking a look.
Okay, so what is that?

Speaker 2 (08:21):
You always know what to watch.
I know, I know.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Lisa should be our informant.
What is this?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
No, it's not on the same theme at all.
So it's actually it's a rom-com, which I thought was a movie,
and I don't do movies because Idon't have the brain capacity to
sit still that long.
However, I did binge like fiveepisodes of it.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
So you actually did watch a movie.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
But it's about a podcaster.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
It's about a sex podcaster, kristen Bell's a sex
podcaster, and she goes to aparty that looks adorable and
she meets Adam Brody, who's arabbi, and it's all about their
relationship, which is justadorable.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Is this the one where she thinks it's the rabbi, but
it's not?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
It's really like the guy that's the jerk.
Yes, Okay.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
I saw the first episode.
It was really good, so weird.
I love her.
She's funny, she is fabulous.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
She's so fabulous, but you've seen the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
I've seen the whole thing.
Is it good?
Yeah, it's so good.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
It's so worth the watch.
It's just easy because I'dwatched the Menendez brothers
before that, so I was like still.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
I don't know what I believe.
I actually don't know what Ibelieve.
I came away thinking that theymay have made it all up.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
That.
I don't, I don't know, if theywere abused.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
I don't know, though, I mean, they just seem so I
mean, but there was some letterthat apparently there was a
letter that one of them wrote tothe other one that they found,
or someone to a cousin.
Yeah, apparently eight monthsbeforehand.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
But it was just they had tried to get all their
friends to say thus the fatherhad abused them and all the
friends as well.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Like it was just there was just somebody that was
because he was a music produceror something, I think.
But there was like someone whocame out and said that he did
sexually abuse or assault him orsomething.
I don't know, I don't know, andin the news Diddy stuff.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Oh my gosh, I don't want to even go there.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
It's the craziest thing ever.
It's horrible.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
I think that one is totally horrible.
Everybody knew, though,apparently.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Everybody knows.
That's what's so shocking.
Shocking is that the veil hascome down and the way that you
see all of that, like you startto question everything, like you
heard the rumors with WhitneyHouston, you heard it with
Prince, you heard it withMichael Jackson, but it was just
these fabrications.

(10:42):
No, this was just a tragicsituation.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Justin Timberlake's song that they were playing the
lyrics, and when you hear it now, it's so sad.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Oh no, that's Justin Bieber.
Sorry, justin Bieber.
Yes, I actually feel sohorrible for that man.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
Oh my gosh.
Well for all of them Wait forwhat man Like.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Because of the whole
situation.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
them Wait for what man Like.
Justin Bieber Justin BieberBecause of the whole situation.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yeah, because I mean per the reports allegedly he was
a little kid when he firststarted, usher had taken
parental, was given parentalcontrol and then gave it to
Diddy for 48 hours that firstweekend and it was a lot ditty

(11:27):
for 48 hours that first weekend.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
But I think people now that they're I mean not to
be that person, but that there'scameras everywhere I think that
women feel more safe to comeout and say things because
they're, I mean when you seevideo evidence like what you see
, how do you dispute?
Like someone beating someone inan elevator or someone beating
someone.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
I think that's how he got so.
But but in the flip side ofthat, which is going to be his
downfall but that's perallegedly that's how he got all
of the control is he has videotapes, oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
But when you see someone like beating someone
like that, how do you even it?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
just I can't my mind can't go that way.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
I think there's a sense when you have that much
money and you have that much egothere's a huge sense of power
that you feel and I really feelwith a lot of superstars.
They surround themselves withyes, people, because they're
paying people so much that theywon't say no to them.
So, no matter what you do, youwant to keep.

(12:26):
I worked with a man years agowho always said to me never pay
people so much that they can'tafford to leave Right, because
then they're not there for thereasons they want to be there.
They're there because you'repaying them so much, and I think
that's what happens to peoplein, especially in the music
industry, especially in themusic industry.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
And I think that's when evil comes into it, because
evil is a huge player in all ofthis.
Like to do the things that hasbeen alleged with multiple
different levels of it.
I mean, it's you get to a pointwhere the corruption Well, you
think about Matthew Perry andnow who's like responsible?

Speaker 5 (13:04):
like, because his assistant was the one giving him
the injections and he keptasking for the injections and I
think they knew that this wasnot correct, but yet he's asking
for it and he they work for him.
I mean, it just becomes gonnaget forward, yeah, yeah doctor
thing, but he did guilty as well.
One of the doctors yeah, 100,but it's like I would rather
hire someone who's like hey,like, like, enough, like if I

(13:27):
would, if you're out drinkingand you're making a fool of
yourself or whatever you wantthat friend who's like, hey,
come on, yeah drink water.
Let's cut it off, let's go,let's leave and not just like
hey, we're gonna do what they'resaying, because they're they're
, they're way above me and I'mjust gonna keep doing what they
tell me to do.
Yeah, and that right, that's.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
I never trust anyone who agrees with me all the time.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
No, you know it's crazy.
So I was just trying to findthis lyrics till I tell you guys
about, like, what I heard andit was lost myself at a diddy
party, didn't know how it was go, how it go.
I was in it for a new Ferraribut it cost me way more than my

(14:06):
soul lyrics, and I've heard itin justin bieber's voice, but in
snopes it said that there'scommon, they've reached out to
justin bieber's camp and thatsome people are saying that it
might be ai generated and that'sfreaky how ai like you can hear
, because I've heard it andsound like his voice, but I've
heard taylor swift's song likesinging about travis kelsey
breakup, who's definitely wasn'ther, and how ai can, I think I
mean, and I wouldn, I mean, Iwouldn't be surprised if it was
AI, but I do think that it'sthere's truth to whatever

(14:32):
happened.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
I mean cause you can just look at, yeah, I mean so
again, that is one instancewhere it could be AI, but I do
think that it that it's actuallybased in truth, and I think
that probably more stuff isgoing to come out.
Well, we'll just it'll dependon just how far up.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
They've already said that there is a megastar who is
about to be exposed.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
Wow, I kind of hope.
So Like related to this.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah, no, they say it goes all over the place.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
That's so sad.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
It's crazy, just how, when you get to that level.
How warped things can get.
Yes, I'm glad I've not everbeen at that level.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Yeah, again, it's money and power.
It's just money and power, it'slike, and I think it's at every
level.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Don't you sometimes wonder like, are we, like, is
this reality?
Like, are we actually seeingwhat is reality?
Because it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
It is crazy, but it doesn't surprise me.
I mean, when you think, whenyou think, like, when I think
back of the amount of rooms thatI was in with men who, like,
were of a different level towhat I was at Right, you were
always exposed and I think wewere just, I know, certainly I
was that like you're a peoplepleaser and you're doing what

(15:53):
you're told and you're used todoing what you're told, but like
you're totally taken advantageof and I think, when that goes,
even when you're naive, and thenwhen it goes a little bit
higher.
So, like I remember thinkingabout Matt Lauer, no-transcript

(16:14):
Left the Today Show.
Was it ABC?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
NBC Today Show, wasn't it?
Yeah, Today Show.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
That's what the whole morning show is based on the
whole show.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
So it's in every industry.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
I think power corrupts in 90% of the cases.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Absolutely Money.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Well look, at people who win the lottery like how
many of their lives?
Oh, I know, and they'rebankrupt in like two to five
years and they could win likehundreds of millions of dollars
and they're bankrupt in fiveyears.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
It's the root of all evil, I tell you, but I
guarantee you.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
We all have stories about being taken advantage of
and power differential.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
I know I do Multiple.
No, I think I've been prettysheltered.
I guess oh gosh, now I canwrite about.
Ashley and I are from Missouri.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
I know, and I got married.
I mean I did See, that's thething.
Like I got married young and Imean you can look back and be
like, oh OK, so maybe that bosswas being a little extra flirty,
but then you know what I'msaying Like my life navigated
differently and I had Steven andit changed the complete path of

(17:19):
my life.
So yeah, I don't I mean but,but I don't doubt it at all,
like at all.
It's just, I think, becauseagain, my, my journey went in a
completely different way.
Yeah, so I wasn't necessarilyexposed to that.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
Yeah yeah, I'm just glad that people are speaking
out so much more thannecessarily exposed to that.
Yeah yeah, I'm just glad thatpeople are speaking out so much
more than they used to, cause Ifeel like back in the day you
couldn't really speak out.
I remember going to anotherprofessor and they were just
like you know what, you reallydon't need to say anything
because they're tenured and sonothing will happen.
I remember having thatconversation and just being like

(17:57):
oh okay, nothing to say.
What are you going to say?
Nothing's going to happen, sokeep your mouth shut.
I just think that was themessage back in the day.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Oh God yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
Yeah 100%.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Yeah, it's mad.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
It's mad, but it'll be interesting to see Video is
good to have.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
Video is absolutely.
You can't dispute that right.
Text messages.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Trail of text messages, Like it's going to be
interesting Technology.
It's going to be huge.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
So do you think, because this is kind of like I
waver Do you think it's evergoing to?
Because they say it's likeJeffrey Epstein, times 20.
Do you think it's ever going tosee the light of day?
Because, oh, yes, I think so.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
I think he'll talk.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
I think that's what I that my concern is.
Is that okay?
So supposedly he's not even alike a top tier.
He just so the ones that aretop tier.
But think about what would youdo to like stop it from
happening.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Wait, so he isn't the top tier, no.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
But the thing is that they talk like if I turn in
Lisa, then she'll get lesser.
If we're reporting you, I meandon't get me wrong.
I hope he sings like a canaryMe too, because I think the
whole thing.
Everybody wants him later and Ithink he's evil.
And I think that he deserveswhatever's coming down on him

(19:22):
Like I think there's usuallysomebody above.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Oh no, From what they say, allegedly like he's not
even close to top tier.
He just, he just knew to coverhimself with the videos.
And then that was what thenkept everybody in line, and then
the videos, and then that waswhat then kept everybody in line
.
And then the videos continue tocome.
Because, right, that's whatit's just, it's scary.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
It's scary to think that people prey on people like
that, though, isn't it yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:53):
even a psychologist.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
It's very it's very, it's very Evil walks amongst us.
I mean it does Like it's like.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
But so much evil.
And yes, that's the I thinkthat's the scary part.
It's like there's just so muchof us, so much of it everywhere
and everywhere.
School.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
I mean, yeah, school is everywhere.
Let's pivot to something morefun.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Okay, a few times.
All right, so we're going topivot.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Yes, All right, let me have a little drink to that
first.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
All right.
Well, let's all take a drink,two, yes.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
All right, we haven't done, would you rather for a
while?
Oh God, here we go.
I just Googled as we weresitting here.
Okay, here's, rather only beable to whisper, or only be able
to shout Whisper, whisper,whisper.
Okay, that's easy.
All right, here's one.
This is an unusual one,Although.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Do you ever have that dream, though, that you're like
you're trying to warn somebodyof something and you can't shout
no?

Speaker 2 (20:51):
that's not Okay.
I actually have not had that.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Dream it when you're trying to get someone's
attention and you can't show.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
I just had my most dramatic is when I, like, went
to school with no clothes on.
Do you guys ever have thatdream?
No, okay.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
I've had a dream where I went to school and
didn't have shoes, and then Icouldn't find my locker and I
forgot my locker.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
I've had like straight up, like going to
school naked.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Oh my gosh, I thought that was normal.
We should talk about this later.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
All right, all right, back to our pivot.
Here's one.
Would you rather always have aneyelash in your eye or always
have a hair in your butt?
Crack.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Ew, I have a hair in my butt.
Crack, definitely, definitelyHair in my eye.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
Hair in my eye, yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
I don't but.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
You're not going to.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
How would you even feel hair in your booty?

Speaker 3 (21:34):
crack.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
I feel my hair everywhere.
My hair falls out, so much Metoo.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I feel it everywhere.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Oh, my God Shut up oh yeah, when I'm in the shower,
there's like hair everywhere.
Yeah, I spent half an hourpicking hair.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
All right.
What the answer for Lisa?
But I don't know if it was this.
Would you rather only be ableto speak in riddles or have to
sing every sentence?

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Oh, I want to sing every sentence even though I'm
horrible, I do too.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Even though I'm not good, I actually really view
myself as correct.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Or Lisa.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
You can mime and I'll sing for you.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
I feel like I'm you.
Let me just belch out.
Oh my gosh, I want a YouTubevideo of me singing with your
voice and I'll be viral.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
That's perfect.
Oh, by the way, you want tohear something really sweet?
By the way, my mom has troublesleeping sometimes, right, so I
went up.
I heard, I heard people talkupstairs.
It was really late at night andI went upstairs.
I hear Lisa singing on Alexa.
My mom was listening to LisaKelly's songs.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
You have a gorgeous voice.
She was listening to you.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
It's amazing, so I got to walk in and hear Lisa at
like 2 am singing.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
That's so sweet she was like listen to.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Lisa Okay.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
What's next?

Speaker 3 (22:55):
These are really, would you rather.
We're all agreeing.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
I think someone was drinking.
Where are we?
What's next?
These are really.
Would you rather we're allagreeing, I think someone was
drinking.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Where are we?
Okay, I think this is pretty.
Would you rather accidentallyswallow a spider or a moth?

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Ew Moth.
Oh my God, although I think wehave all swallowed spiders,
because apparently they crawlinto your mouth at night.
I know that's terrifying.
I've never heard that?

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Oh, actually I've heard that that's horrible.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Never happened.
Okay, would you rather have atoe the size of a foot, or a
finger the size of a hand Toethe size of a foot?

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Then you could just size up your shoe.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
No, you'd really mess up your whole shoe game.
Ashley, yeah, I'm like you.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
We could hide it Can you just have surgery and take
it off?

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Exactly.
I'm like you, we can hide it.
Can you just have surgery andtake it off Exactly?
Yeah, you can, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Speaking of having things taken off, what about
extras?
Would you rather have an extraarm or an extra leg?

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Extra arm.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
I get so much done.
I've had three arms.
I have to agree with Lisa onthat one, because that would
that would throw off my shoegame If.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
I was a guy.
I'd say an extra leg.
I got run faster, that's whatshe?

Speaker 3 (23:58):
said Is that an extra leg you have there?
Okay?

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Are you just happy to see me?
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Okay, I'll give you one more.
All right, would you ratherhave the head a head?

Speaker 2 (24:17):
It's going to be close.
Delete, delete, delete.
Sleep, okay a head.
Oh, it's gonna be close, delete, delete, delete sleep okay, I
can't even say it my husbandwould be like head, please thank
you.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Oh my god, I can't even read read that one.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Trisha is she's blushing.
She is alright.
Would you rather have the headthe size of a watermelon or a
golf ball?
Read that one.
Trisha is she's blushing.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
She is All right.
Would you rather have the headthe size of a watermelon or a
golf ball?
So your head is the size of awatermelon, not the head.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
The head, not the head.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
My head is the size of a watermelon.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
I have a huge head you have a big head.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
I do, I have a big head.
I have a huge head.
I can't you each had to comewear hats.
I'd rather have a hat.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
You would put a golf ball, because you would look
like yeah, better than a bigbobble hat.
That would just yeah,watermelon yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Watermelon.
Okay, so we've agreed on this.
This is the first time we'veagreed on everyone.
That is actually the first timewe've.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
And we've learned things.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Yes, you learned about splinters dreams.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
No, do what no?

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Trisha worst dream is going to school naked.
I'm going to have to do alittle therapy session after
this.
Yes, going to school naked, Itell you, mine are always where.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
I go to school and I can't find my locker and I can't
remember my locker code and Ihave to go to the front office
and get it and she wore thewrong shoes, I know, and I
didn't look fabulous.
I didn't have my tan on, Ididn't have my great shoes, and
then I had to walk down thehallway to the front office.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
My worst recurring dream, which happens a lot.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
We should talk about it.
This is a good one.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
I can't get to the stage, like I'm supposed to be
on the stage.
I'm on next, yeah, and I can't,like I can't get there, I can't
get around to the stage.
So there's that one, and thenthere's the one that I'm on
stage and I don't know what I'msupposed to sing.
Nobody's given me the music, soI don't know what I'm supposed
to be singing.
They're my, they're my two.
It used to be school before I,like, did this for a living.

(26:11):
It was like I'd go into an examand I didn's my recurring wake
up in a sweat.
My nightmare would be that.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
I was on stage.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Not that I could go on stage and the light booms,
that's crazy, it's naked yeahyou're naked.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
But being on stage is the craziest thing because you
can't see anybody.
So it's not like it reallyisn't as terrifying as you think
it's going to be, because whenfor the most part like 90% of
the time when you walk on stageyou can't see people Because the
lights are so bright, so you'rejust standing there.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
It's the craziest thing Well.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
I would be standing there with no talent.
You could talk, you could like,stretch your stuff up and down
the runway, you could do yeah,do some comedy, yodel, yodel.
So there was this All right.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
So what's your Dr Pam ?
What is your reoccurring dream?

Speaker 5 (27:08):
I don't have reoccurring dreams, but I used
to have sleep paralysis.
Do you know what that is?
It's terrifying, no.
So sleep paralysis is where you, so you're always in your, your
bed, but there's some darkfigure or something oh, I've had
that and you can't talk.
It's kind of like what you weresaying you can't talk, you
can't move, you can't yell, butyou're always like you're never

(27:28):
anywhere else.
So it's not like a dream whereyou're like but you see the
shadow figure but you seesomething dark coming at you and
it's standing there and youcan't say anything.
Breathe alert, do anything.
Like you're paralyzed, and thatis like you're in between that
dream state and the awake.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
So where does that come from?
Because that's happened to metwice in my life.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
It's just sleep paralysis.
It's where your brain waves getcaught between going to sleep
and still being awake and you'rein this kind of transition but
you are remembering everything.
It of like transition.
But you are rememberingeverything like it's scary, but
you can't move I know.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
So, like, where does the shadow figure play into,
like your brain waves?

Speaker 5 (28:05):
yeah, it's just always that there's something
that you need to like, alert ordo something, and you're just
very aware that you can't move,that you're paralyzed, yeah, so
that's so valid.
Like I said, that's happened tome twice in my life and, yeah,
very different than sleep terroror sleep where sleep terror is,
where you have like horribledreams and you wake up screaming
and you feel like they're realand that kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah, it's very different.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
But sleep paralysis is terrifying because you're
always right there in your bed.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Well, the shadow figure is so evil Like it just
permanates evil.
At least it did in my the twotimes it happened to me.
It just permanates evil.
At least it did in my the twotimes it happened with to me.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Yeah, dark, like I had like hooded, like somebody
in, like a hooded thing.
I went to my this sounds crazy,but there was a dark and it was
like a cat figure.
It sounds weird, but it waslike running around the ceiling
and about to like drop on me.
I know it sounds dumb.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
No, no, no, Mine's always just been like a shadow
figure, but then it wouldlevitate like right over me.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
Well, and sometimes you're aware like your spouse or
your partner is beside you, butyou can't alert them and you
can't say anything.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
The last time it happened, oh my gosh, it was
probably like maybe 15, 16, no,maybe 18, 19 years ago.
And yeah, like the shadowfigure was coming down the
hallway, I was obviously in bedwith my husband and it literally
Huh, not like the Mormon wivesyear was coming down the hallway
.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
I was obviously in bed with my husband and it
literally couldn't huh, not thatthe Mormon wives, no, no no

Speaker 2 (29:26):
no no, no, no, I don't share.
We all know that, guys, I don'tshare.
Are you kidding me?
No, and yeah, like itcompletely levitated and it just
was, like it literallypermeated such bad energy and I
just remembered thinking tomyself Ashley, scream, scream,
come on.
You can do it, wake up.
That's the most terrifyingthing.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
Oh my gosh, I've actually never talked to
somebody who I used to have themall the time.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
I'm thankful for my naked dreams.
These are horrible.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
I've never had those dreams, just so you know, and so
everyone knows, if you takeanything to assist with sleep or
anything to help you sleep,your dreams become way more
vivid.
Not necessarily like sleepparalysis, but you will have
much more vivid dreams.
I don't know if you've evernoticed that, if you ever take
anything to help you sleep, yourdreams like so people come and
they're like oh, I don't needmore vivid dreams.
I remembered every single thingof my dreams and when I woke up

(30:14):
I was thinking about what justhappened and I was like that
really happens all the time withthose medications.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
And then I can't even imagine if I took something,
because, holy mother Mary.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
I want to take Lunesta and listen to Matthew
McConaughey.
Read me a story and we'll seewhat happens.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Yeah maybe that'll be your amazing I've never taken a
sleeping pill.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
I am so terrified of Lunesta because well, first of
all, my body reacts so weird toany type of pharmaceuticals and
stuff like that and to any typeof pharmaceuticals and stuff
like that, and I've heard, like,where people be like pulled
over in the middle of their townand their nightgown and they're
like I think that's an Ambienthing, more than anything.
Oh you're right, that's Ambien.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
Ambien helps you go to sleep, and Lunesta typically
keeps you asleep, if that makessense.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
So Ambien is so you have to take both of them.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
No, no.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
No, no, no one or the other, but Ambien is more where
people have trouble fallingasleep.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
And.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
Lunesta is like I am waking up every couple hours in
the night, so they'll takeLunesta to keep them asleep
through the night.
They do different things in away.
I mean they're all sleepmedications, like Trazodone.
I mean there's a lot of sleepmedications.
Yeah, I have that for the dogs.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
I actually have that for my pup.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
Do they knock out?

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Nope, my Coco does, yeah, my Coco does.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
Tracidone can definitely knock you out, but
Lunesta is usually to keep youasleep, so a lot of people, I
think, are probably more on theAmbien too.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
They're strong, All right.
So yeah, so it was the Ambien,Because I was like, oh my God, I
could just see that happening.
Right now I'm going to bedriving around my hometown Like
just trainers.

Speaker 5 (31:47):
Sleepwalking is like terrifying, I've had a roommate
or two that was sleepwalking andit is terrifying, cause you
wake up and they're likestanding right there.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Oh my God, I would need an exercise.
Why are you here?
Why are you talking to me?
I would need an exercise.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
No, my mom she talks in her sleep.
And my, my youngest son he usedto like sleep with her when he
was little and he was like momgrandma's freaked me out.
So when I took her for abirthday to stay, she full on
has conversations.
Oh, she's probably just in herdream.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Just talking in her dream.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Yeah, I mean she has full on conversations, but it's
funny, she gets mad at our dogsa lot in her sleep.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
I learned when we were in a hotel room together.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
She's out of her sleep.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
But yeah, I was like when she first started talking.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
I can't sleep anywhere near him because he
like has full conversations.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
That's interesting and he curses so badly in the
sleep.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
That's so funny.
So, like, who are they talkingto?
Like, are they really?

Speaker 5 (32:44):
talking.
I think in the dream they'rejust engaged in what's going on.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
But people who sleepwalk that's a whole
different level.
I think I sleep eat.
That's what we do.
No, I do I will.
That's what we do.
So listen my mom I think shealways buys crap right and she
loves.
She thinks she's spoiling thekids, but I'm the one who eats
it Because she lives in it,right.
So I woke up this morning and Ihad a plate with like a cherry

(33:11):
turnover thing, like half eatenlast night.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
I guess I like got in the middle of the night Like I
was really tired and got up andI was like I kind of have
remembered it, but I like ate,like I have a cherry turnip.
There are people who literallyhave to, like they have to chain
their like refrigerator andtheir cabinets at night, because
they will.
They will get up in the middleof the night and literally go
eat almost everything and haveno recollection at all A cherry
turnip.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
I get so mad if I have to get up and pee.
I see you too.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
I try to talk to myself do you really, do you
really?

Speaker 3 (33:38):
I know it's not gonna be a good sleep, I know, but
you're still not willing to getout, you're still like nope I'm
so comfy, yeah and then you'rejust like oh, no, do you?

Speaker 5 (33:48):
notice like now it's more and more like okay, it's 3
am, it's 5 am, it's like I'mgoing now.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
I'm a good sleeper.
I was a good sleeper.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
I was a good sleeper until the past three weeks.
And then it's 3 am 5 am no, Idon't even yeah, like I just get
up and make some coffee andthen my brain just goes into
like so you can't go back tosleep?
No, I mean, and I've alwaysbeen such a good sleeper.
But yeah, stress to me likethat's where it starts to impact

(34:17):
, Is that?
my sleep and as soon as my eyespop open, it's just.
And why is that?
Like, in the middle of thenight you can have the same
thought process, even if you'restressed, and you're like, okay,
well, this is not making sense,but how I'm going to figure it
out, whatever.
But at night there is nofiguring it out.
It's so doom and gloom.
It's like, oh my, when I'mawake I can figure it out in

(34:45):
like two seconds.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
I wouldn't be Lisa, that's because you're you're
like exhaustion and when you'resleeping your beta and theta
waves are doing like differentthings and it's just like very
difficult to like get back intothat.
But our bodies are geared tolike, okay, let's just go back
to sleep.
But if you wake up with athought in your head like oh
gosh, I forgot to do this, orwhat do I have to do tomorrow,
and like if you go down thatrabbit hole, you're never going

(35:08):
to get back to sleep Lately.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
I've even told myself when I wake up okay, you
understand that this thought isnot going to be a big deal
tomorrow at nine o'clock ortoday.
Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
One of the best things I tell people to do who
have like those racing thoughtsand anxiety like 30 minutes
before you go to bed, write downlike everything in your head
that you need to do tomorrow,that you need to get done.
That's on your head, it's onyour mind, whatever.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
And then don't look at any screen.
No TV, no screen.
That's what I need to probablystop doing.
Anything yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
Read the most boring book you can.
Whatever Listen to like a veryboring podcast or which is not
us, by the way or anythingthat's like there's so many like
sleep, go to sleep.
Things on like.
Youtube and just like listen tothat or read something boring
and then just like go to sleep.
If you put it out on paper,honestly, it gets out of your
head.
It really does help.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Okay, that's amazing.
Yeah, so, like I have lately,obviously everyone knows, well,
hopefully everyone knows aboutthe horrible situation in North
Western North Carolina and.
Eastern Tennessee.
So I like every night beforebed, I watch the reels and I'm
just like thinking about them.
But yeah, that's like Iliterally have even told myself
when I wake up this is not goingto be a big deal at 9 o'clock

(36:21):
in the morning, you know this.
Like you know that this isgoing to be fine.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
And I still do, and I hate to say this, but like even
now, like before an electionbefore, like with everything
going on, there are, likeclients that I have to say your
assignment is just don't watchTV.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Just don't watch the media.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
Well, I've stopped watching, except for my
housewives, because it getsstuck in your head and you're
like hearing about all thesedeaths.
It's doom and gloom it's likesubconsciously it just comes in
and whatever you're seeingbefore you go to bed really does
affect what you dream.
You know what when you'retalking about dreams and dark
figures you've actually scarredme, ashley.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Well, you are welcome .
So when you?
Because the other day westarted to watch Dateline.
It wasn't a Dateline, but itwas like a docu-series on crime
things.
That's how I feel.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
I do love some crime and relax, but it was about a
kid who was possessed and westarted to watch it.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
I was like stop, stop , turn off.
Ashley says you're bringing badjuju.
If it's anything like that I do, I won't watch scary movies
anymore that have to do withthat kind of thing, because you
freak me out with like the 80s,whatever, like the those crazy
scary movies Like I don't thinkthat was.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
I mean, obviously it was crazy and psycho or whatever
.
I do think that scary moviesnowadays do have a much darker
intent and they're incrediblytwisted, and so I think that
there's there's definitely achange, and that's where I came
to like, okay, I don't want anyof that, I will watch my
Dateline, I will watch my LawOrder, but the scary stuff

(37:52):
that's out there, that they makethese movies and stuff.
I do think that it has taken amuch darker turn and just don't
put yourself open to thatnonsense, because it's totally
different than like the FreddyKruegers.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
Yeah, you need to look back at that and be like,
oh my gosh, I was scared of this.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Like this is funny Like.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Jaws.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Jaws is so funny now, yeah, yeah, like the very last
scary movie that I watched and Imean I was younger, it was the
Exorcist.
And I literally remember thethought process Like this isn't
right, like this is a freakedout no granted.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
That is like based on a true story, but I think the
more things are realistic, themore scary they are for people.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Yeah, and I think that, like yeah, if you just
like you start to learn that, ifyou open yourself up to even
watching something that has suchnegative energy that because we
all I mean we've learned thiswe're all energy.
So you either attract negative,you attract positive, but

(38:55):
absolutely not.
I will not even open up myhouse to those crazy things.
Nope, nope, never watched them.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Freddie, I've never watched.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
I've never seen the.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
Omen yeah, no, I did.
I've never seen the Omen.
I've seen, but I don't watch it.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Nightmare on Elm Street, but that was all in the
80s and my girlfriend and Iwould have sleepovers and see if
we could scare ourselves, ofcourse, I thought about us
because there was this saying.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
it was like in the movie I know what you did last
summer.
If you're our age, it's like no, because I would forget, like I
forgot what we did last summer.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
I can't remember what we did last weekend.
I don't even remember.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Yeah, I can't remember last weekend.
You're right.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
No.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
All right, so I'm going to put back something
funny again.
So when I did the, Would youRathers I had these prompts pop
up.
Okay, but this question Ialready know the answer for this
one Would you win in an armwrestle?
Oh, who would win in an armwrestle you or the person next
to you?
Don't piss Lisa Kelly off.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Lisa Kelly is a freaking badass, she could snap
a neck.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Oh, wow, so I could have been the wine bottle.
I mean, I like really, like Idon't like that, like I really
want to like do my thing.
So I was like trying with allmy might I mean it was, I said
okay.
I was really trying, I wouldn'tsay anything.
And then I said, okay, cansomeone do this?
Lisa grabbed it.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
I swear, no, I mean she literally was snapping the
neck and we were both like damn.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
No, it was scary, like you today, how beautiful
you are and how amazing, you are, don't basically carry me in a
dark alley, that's all I can do.
I can just open stuff.
Well, I should have told thatarm wrestling you, because that
was for sure that was like wewere both like well, that's shit
, I mean it was not even like itwas like Arm wrestling is the
amount of testosterone.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
That's what I'm saying Basically.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
if arm wrestling were an Olympic sport, you would
like lose the Kelly for the win.
Oh, by the way, speaking oftestosterone.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
I bought the Tweezerman because you said it.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
What's the?

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Tweezerman what's the Tweezerman guy?

Speaker 4 (40:52):
The Tweezerman, tweezerman.
Yeah, have you never had aTweezerman?
I've never had a Tweezerman.
Oh, they're so amazing.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
You just send the box to be sharpened.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
And then if they go like dull or don't work anymore,
you just send them back andthey like sharpen them for you.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
I remember because I have to keep one in my car and
my tweezers stink.
But she mentioned it.
You were here, tweezerman.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
You don't forget, it might have been the wine, or
Tweezers are like my thing If Igo, if I'm stuck anywhere, I
will have a tweezer.
Okay, so, speaking of hair andbody, hair and stuff.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Do you guys shave like regularly?
Yes, yes, okay, so I got lazy,but I I've like decided like
cause when I wear scrubs everyday, I know I always have my
legs covered.
But I just sorry, but I justdecided like the other day.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
I'm going to shave my legs every day and I, like I'm
a man for three days if I don'tShit.
No, I swear to God, I'm thehairiest person in life I've
told you this before.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
I know you have, but I still don't believe it.
No, I am, because you're blonde.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
No, I'm not, I'm not blonde.
No, you're blonde, no.
I'm like Ish darkest hair.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Wait, I don't think that I guess you leave it like a
brows.
You can wear brows.
No, but brows aren't as dark asyou were.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
No but they're light now.
Yeah, no, no, I'm as dark asI'd be, as dark as the darkest
part of your hair.

Speaker 5 (42:15):
We should all do laser hair removal.
I did.
I'm going to stare at your hair.
Laser hair removal.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Oh yeah, I'll show you later.
These are actually really funny.
Okay, here's one.
What's the funniest thing?

Speaker 4 (42:31):
you've ever done.
Drunk, I fell asleep.
I'm not funny when.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
I'm drunk, ride a bull at a rodeo and continuously
dance on a bar Like a real bullYep.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
No, it was walked out with a cowboy.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
I've danced with Elvis on a bar before.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Yeah, that's cute, not really Elvis, but yeah, I'm
not a funny drunk, I would haveto say that.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
I mean I've done really stupid stuff.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
I mean, I could ride him a capitol, though, like no
other.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Yeah, no, this was a real bowl.
And then they asked me to likesay the closing speech.
I probably sounded like anabsolute idiot.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Oh, oh my god, I'd love to be a funny drunk so oh
my god, I definitely get morefun when I drink.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
we were at a dude ranch in arizona and we had been
drinking all day and noactually wine.
And then, like some of thecowboys had started like with
the whiskey and you know I'msucker for a good whiskey and
then I just literally thought itwould be so amazing.
And then I just walked up tothis cowboy and I was like can I

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get on?
Anyway, wow, that's impressive.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
But I just do super.
I wish I was funny.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
You're funny all the time You're funny without
drinking.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
Well, exactly, but I well, I'd be asleep.
That's right, I can't drinkbefore seven o'clock.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
See if I cause we all know that I go to bed at like
seven.
Ah, yeah, so anytime, guys,anytime.
There's like a text messagewith our group.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
I said that to you last night, ashley's asleep.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
It was ten past eight , but if I'm drinking it can be
two, three o'clock in themorning.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Oh, my gosh Like just game on.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Oh wow, dancing singing just, I definitely crash
faster now.
Okay, here's another one.
Okay, have you ever blamed afart on someone else?
Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
Absolutely Child.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
I thought that was the best thing about babies.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
But first of, all we don't toot, but if we did, we
would absolutely absolutely thatwas the best when you had a
baby.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
oh, your diaper's poopy.
Oh, my goodness, look at you,you little stinky thing.
So this is.
I have an embarrassing moment.
So I was a tour guide at a cave.
We talked about that before.
I was a tour guide at a cave.
So cave air is like stagnant,right Stagnant.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
I don't like where this is going.
It's so bad.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
It's bad.
So like usually two or three,like 35, 40 people, right, we go
through.
And I had bad gas one day andso I was given like a little
spiel about this one place whereyou see the bat poop stains on
the ceiling, and I had gas and Iwas like I smell bat shit in
here.
I was like, oh my God, it wasso horrible.
But it was not.
That was the bads.
But I let them blame it on thebads.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
No, that was amazing.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
I think the bads are fine.
Those bads are awful.
That's being dedicated to therole.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
You have manifested method acting.
You manifested the bad poop.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
You should be an actress Speaking of poop.
Here's another one.
Oh my gosh, these are reallygood.
I could go online, so we'll cutthem out here.
Would you rather pee every timeyou laugh or shart every time
you sneeze?
Well, we already pee.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
every time we laugh, that's already a given.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
I pee when I sneeze as well, so awful getting older.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
It's terrible.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
What's the funniest nickname you've ever had?

Speaker 2 (45:42):
I don't think I've ever really had.
I don't think anyone's calledme a nickname.
I haven't had a nickname thatI'm aware of.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Yeah me, neither, I don't even have.
We're not big on nicknames,really See, I had one.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
Did you?
Yeah, I was Buggles, becausethey said that my eyes were
bugging out of my head Because Ihad big eyes and they were like
you have pretty eyes, I eyes.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
I was like your eyes don't bugle out?

Speaker 2 (46:05):
No, they don't.
Well, that was someone that wasjealous of you when I was
younger.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
They were like oh my God, your eyes are so big,
they're bugging out of your head.
Honey, that was just someonethat was jealous of you.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
I used to be tish-a-dish and actually I was
told Lisa Hurst then calls me TKMoney now.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
TK Money, tk Money.
I feel like that needs to be asong.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
He probably has one.
Here's the last one.
What's the cringiest thingyou've ever shared on social
media?

Speaker 2 (46:30):
I don't share.
I don't think I've sharedanything on.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
I don't think I share , like, oh, I'm not really a
soppy, sappy person, so Iprobably shared something cringy
about Scott that I felt I hadto do to be a good wife, and not
that I wouldn't have meant it.
I'm just not that person.
I'm not a romantic person.
Right which you told me lastnight that I'm not romantic at
all, that I'm the least romantic.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Who said that?
Wait, Scott said that.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Yeah, he told me I'm not romantic.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
We have to come up with something really romantic
for you, I know.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
I'm not romantic.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
But that's not a bad.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
And it makes him happy and we're like, we're fine
with that.
Like he realizes that, like I'mnot going to yeah, I'm just not
going to romance.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
I don't want romance, I think that on social media is
like too much.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Yeah, I don't like to Well.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
I guess.
I was like I don't really thinkthat I've shared that much.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
I'm not even like an anniversary or like like years
back.
I'm like, oh my God, like Ican't believe one of my friends
and say what the hell, trisha,that doesn't even look like you
Like those are.
That's definitely my worst.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
One is like but sure, that's everybody.
I keep bumping into people thatI'm friends with and I spent
the whole time looking at theirface gun.
It's no.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
My kids will like crack up because I don't notice
any of that stuff.
But they'll look at them and belike her eyelashes, like go up
to the like.
Welcome sign.
Like if you're like oh yeah, no, I never noticed that.
Or like her, you know, whatever, like.
It's just weird that they saylike oh, her eyelashes are like
into her hairline.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
And I'm like wait what.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
I know someone who does like you can touch it.
She's not very good at itBecause her husband always has
on makeup too Like when she doesit, she doesn't realize she's
not.
So you see, he has on lipstickand blush.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Oh my gosh you gotta figure out the filters.
That would be funny.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
That's not good though.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
That's why filters get me in trouble, because I
wouldn't even know how to stopthat.
I don't even know how to do afilter.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Honestly on Instagram , I'm like I have no idea.
I don't know how to useInstagram.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
I started using Instagram.
I don't know how to use it.
Yeah, I don't know how to useit Can you follow me, Lisa.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Thank you for following me.
You're welcome.
Are you on Instagram?
Yeah, but I don't know what I'mdoing.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
You know, but I'm not on.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Instagram Like I am.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
I have a presence.
I'll give my kids the phone.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
I'd be lost without Facebook, though I really would.
It keeps me connected with somany people at home.
Well, and that's true.
I love that, I really do.
I get to see people.
I mean, I think that there arebenefits, but, oh, I think the
more that I feel like I've gotvery good at kind of going okay,
regardless of it's not becauseof them, it's because of how I

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feel when I see them.
I had to do.
You know what?
If I'll tell you something Ifound out about myself, but I
only found out from pure bar, doyou know what I can't cope with
?
You're going to have a fieldday with this.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Okay, here we go.
What is that?

Speaker 4 (49:19):
I can't cope with that chart in the.
I can't cope with that chart.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
What's the challenge?

Speaker 4 (49:24):
So we're doing a challenge yeah, a challenge that
you do 60 classes in 30 days.
No, it's 30 classes in 60 days,oh, in 60 days.
And there's a chart at the backand someone said to me you need
to put your name up on thechart.
And I literally went into panicmode going, oh, I can't do that
.
But I didn't know I couldn't dothat Just because you ripped
the heads off of wine bottles.

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Like you're just no, I just Ifeel I was like it's commitment,
no, it's competition, oh,competition, that I just I was
like.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
I get you take 30 classes in 60 days.
I probably do.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
I don't look at my count.
Yeah, I don't know how manyclasses I've done, but I know if
I had to be accountable forthat, that would drive me nuts.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
See, I'm really competitive.
That's why, when I try, to openthe wine bottle and then, lisa,
just Sorry, I ruined that foryou, I do feel that's more of an
American thing, though.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
The competitiveness.
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
I do feel it's a very , and again it comes down to
like even your football teams.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
And yeah, yes, yeah, but then I'm so not competitive.
You're kind of an American now,though, right.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
Yeah, but I don't have a team.
I don't care, I just wanteveryone to be happy.
See, just be happy Just while Iplay.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Just be happy.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Just be happy.
Well, let's cheers to that.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Cheers, that sounded pretty.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
It did.
It did even with the can.

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