Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama
Are YOU the Asshole? Everyone has drama in their lives—we just happen to hate it more than most. Join hosts Mike and Dylan (we both have ADHD—hence the name) as we dive into listener-submitted stories & Reddit AITA posts of workplace catastrophes, relationship disasters, family feuds, and social media meltdowns. We select the juiciest, most ridiculous drama submissions and give them the treatment they deserve: brutal honesty, questionable advice, and jokes that somehow make everything better. We're not therapists or life coaches—we're just two guys who think chaos makes for great content.
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We start with a PSA about podcast boundaries, then dive deep into roasting the comedy industry, sharing wild takes on current events, and wrapping up with a surprisingly real message about critical thinking.
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This episode is pure chaos as Mike and Dylan go from discussing dark comedy boundaries and the current comedy scene. They share hilarious satirical takes (including Mike's vira...
Mike and Dylan tackle the wildest listener submissions yet — from childhood bullies to Dylan's wild Taylor Swift dream.
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Mike and Dylan dive into chaos with five viewer submissions that go completely off the rails. Mike shares the story of his bizarre childhood bully Chris (who called him "Dyke"), they debate the perfect jury selection method using Kanye West, Mike finds his viral Mars video in...
Mike and Dylan can't stop laughing at the most CRAZIEST workplace mystery and wedding drama we've ever heard! Join the chaos as we react to...
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In this hilarious episode, we dive into the case of the "Doo-Doo Bandit" - a serial workplace poo chaos artist terrorizing a Central NC factory. Mike shares his own wild experience with a similar situation, and the theories get WIL...
Mike and Dylan can't believe this insane listener story about a toxic stepfather situation, then dive into the wildest political takes.
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Mike and Dylan lose it over a listener's unhinged family drama involving a drunk stepfather, toxic mom dynamics, and the wildest confrontation you'll hear this week. From there, they spiral into hilarious political commentary on marijuana vs. alcoh...
Mike and Dylan react to the wildest viewer submissions including a shocking pistol whipping twist, workplace safety nightmares, and relationship chaos that'll make you grateful for your own drama-free life!Get exclusive bonus episodes of the podcasts!
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This episode is PACKED with unhinged stories that had us losing it - from a guy who pistol-whip...
Mike and Dylan lose it over college party chaos, wild drug stories, and the most ridiculous parent drama involving weed. Comedy podcast at its finest!
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Mike and Dylan can't believe the stories in this episode - from Dylan's college days befriending a Spanish-speaking neighbor with nothing but "Como se dice" and beer, to discussing the...
Mike and Dylan lose it over HBO's Welcome to Derry disaster, then dive into wild political hot takes and K-Dog's Reddit submissions.
Mike and Dylan can't contain themselves in this chaotic episode. Mike delivers an epic 20-minute roast of HBO's Welcome to Derry (seriously, "Pickle Dad" is real), they debate manifestation vs. magic in football, and somehow end up on a massive political tangent about religion...
A listener got unsolicited dick pics from an old friend—and we spiral into toxic coworkers, Carmen Electra thirst traps, and whether guys and girls can actually be friends. 👇
This week on Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama: First, Jess 34F writes in about her nightmare coworker who failed their licensing exam and now can't legally do the job she was hired for—but still tries to boss everyone around.
Then an anonymous listener shares her...
Ever heard of Drift Theory? It says you're not dreaming—you're switching universes every night. Mike and Dylan dive deep into this wild conspiracy theory. What do YOU think happens when you dream? 👇Mike and Dylan explore one of the wildest conspiracy theories on the internet: Drift Theory. According to this mind-bending concept, your dreams aren't dreams at all—they're a loading screen while your consciousness swit...
Mike and Dylan start this episode at the ungodly hour of 9:30 AM (according to Mike), and things immediately go off the rails. What begins as an innocent Aurora Borealis hunting expedition to the depressing wasteland of Thomasville, NC quickly devolves into conversations about flat earthers, conspiracy theories, and the difference between real shadiness and complete bullshit.
They compare Thomasville to Bergin Town from Trolls (if y...
Sometimes the best episodes are the ones where we just let the chaos happen. No structure, no plan, just Mike and Dylan shooting the sh!t about whatever comes to mind.
This week: Dylan reveals his Christian rock band past (yes, really), we debate whether AI is actually destroying society or helping broke podcasters, Mike shares his juggalo high school years, and somehow we end up deep in CKY prank territory discussing the eternal qu...
Ever try to help your kid with homework only to have them argue you're completely wrong? Mike shares a hilarious (and painfully relatable) story about helping his teenage daughter with 6th-grade math that perfectly captures the sass and attitude of parenting teens. But it goes deeper than just eye rolls—Dylan brings up a parenting podcast that changed his perspective on how constantly correcting teenagers actually pushes them f...
Welcome back to Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama! Today we're tackling THREE wild submissions that'll make you question everything.
🚨 TOXIC MOTHER DILEMMA: A listener asks whether to cut off her toxic mom who abandoned her kids, is mean to her family, and dismissed her childhood sexual abuse with "that was forever ago." Mike and Dylan give their brutally honest take on when enough is enough.
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On this episode we discuss the homeless man with TWO hunting knives injecting heroin in the alleyway where Dylan's wife and daughter walk regularly. This isn't just about us anymore - it's about keeping our families safe.
In this episode, Mike and Dylan discuss the escalating homeless crisis in Lexington North Carolina, the dangers of catch-and-release policies, and why small towns are becoming dumping grounds for larger...
Mike just won Best Supporting Actor... except he was the LEAD in the film. In this wild episode, we break down the awkwardness of watching yourself act, the film festival award ceremony, and why Mike's double negative haunts him to this day.
Dylan and Mike dive into what makes comedy acting work (spoiler: it's all about reps and not overthinking), why locked-off shots don't win cinematography awards, and how a skeleton c...
What starts as a wild story about witchcraft and hexes takes a dark turn when Mike opens up about uncovering disturbing family secrets.
In this raw and unfiltered episode, Mike reads a listener submission whose stepsister literally cursed his ex-girlfriend—but that's just the beginning.
This episode gets REAL as Mike discusses painful childhood memories and realizes the truth about a predatory family member. From lighthearted ba...
Happy Halloween from Mike and Dylan! 🎃 We're diving deep into what we thought was Rotten Tomatoes' Top 100 Horror Movies list (it ended up being Avalon Free Public Library's top 100 list made by Sean Farrell) and we hold nothing back. From the Saw franchise's confusing plot to M. Night Shyamalan's obsession with twist endings, we're sharing our honest (and probably controversial) takes on horror classics.
Ex...
A listener asks if he should join the Army and Mike immediately says "DON'T"... but then spend an hour explaining why war, religion, and politics are all connected in the messiest way possible.
This episode goes DEEP. What starts as military advice turns into an unfiltered discussion about global conflicts, why organized religion might be keeping you controlled, & whether your dog has a soul.
Mike shares his persona...
We're calling it quits... well, sort of. After years of grinding on TikTok, YouTube, and every other platform, Mike and Dylan are officially retiring from content creation—EXCEPT for this podcast. They're breaking down why platforms stopped paying them while still making millions off their content, and sharing the absolute chaos that led to this decision.
Plus: Dylan reveals the WILDEST story about how he got saved... at an AMWAY co...
*Audio gets bad around 01:24:25 due to the camera running out of battery that our mics feed into... That's Dylan's bad... SORRY!*
Mike and Dylan return to address a "constructive" comment from an alpha male listener who took issue with their Tom McDonald/Andrew Tate episode. What starts as a response to internet tough guys spirals into one of their most passionate political discussions yet.
From dissecting why a...
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