Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama

Mike and Dylan tackle listener problems with brutally honest advice from two admittedly unqualified but hilarious hosts.

Tired of perfect life coaches? Get real talk about family drama, workplace disasters, fake personas, and the struggles of pretending to be someone you're not.

This episode covers a 17-year-old's family conflict over trade school vs college, a beer enthusiast trapped in his fake expertise, workplace survival tactics...

Mike and Dylan dive deep into mental health struggles, family trauma, and how to survive when life gets dark. In this raw, unfiltered episode, they discuss:

• Mike's battle with bipolar disorder, agoraphobia, and depression
• How to handle pedophiles in the family (real advice, real stories)
• Why cutting off toxic family members might save your life
• The truth about mental illness medication and therapy
• UFC analysis: Jon Jones retirem...

Two friends tackle dating jealousy, impossible teenagers, and the reality of parenting neurodivergent kids. This episode delivers unfiltered advice on relationships that feel one-sided, teens who refuse basic hygiene, and practical strategies for raising autistic children.

Real problems, real solutions:

[00:09:15] College girlfriend jealousy - when she talks to other guys

[00:19:30] Teen hygiene battles - effective strategies that act...

Two friends tackle life's messiest problems with zero filter and maximum laughs. This episode dives deep into biological father drama, alcoholic friend interventions, and starting your own business when you're stuck in corporate hell.

Real advice for real problems: Should you reach out to a biological father who wanted nothing to do with you? How do you stage an intervention for a friend whose drinking is destroying his marr...

Ever wondered why dating feels impossible and parenting advice sounds fake? Mike and Dylan deliver brutally honest life advice that actually works.

This episode tackles the real struggles guys face: dating with autism, surviving embarrassing first dates, and being authentic parents instead of Pinterest-perfect frauds. When a listener shares his autism dating struggles, the hosts break down why "be interested, not interesting&qu...

Mike and Dylan tackle the messiest relationship questions you're afraid to ask. From dating someone heading to college to surviving family drama, this episode serves up brutal honesty with dark humor.

What happens when summer love meets college reality? A 19-year-old listener faces the inevitable end of a promising relationship, and the guys break down why long-distance rarely works at that age. Plus: the psychology of young adu...

Mike and Dylan tackle toxic workplace managers and share brutal family drama stories in this unfiltered advice episode.

When a Chipotle worker asks how to deal with an incompetent boss who disappears for 45 minutes and orders food through drive-thru while off-clock, the hosts deliver practical revenge strategies that actually work.

The episode takes a shocking turn when Mike confesses to participating in Civil War reenactment as a te...

Mike and Dylan tackle relationship stress during graduate school and workplace drama that'll make you rage-quit.

Struggling with a partner who's prioritizing masters degree over relationship duties? Dealing with hypocritical coworkers? We break down real listener problems with brutally honest solutions.

This episode features a listener dealing with unequal partnership during grad school stress - we discuss communication strategies an...

Mike and Dylan dive deep into comedy analysis while solving real relationship problems from listener submissions.

Ever wondered why clean comedians like Jerry Seinfeld are actually harder working than edgy comics? We break down comedy tiers while giving brutally honest advice.

This episode covers the hierarchy of comedy difficulty, from one-liner masters like Mitch Hedberg to wit legends like Bill Burr. Plus, we tackle listener submi...

Mike and Dylan tackle the biggest fears plaguing society: AI dominance and alien invasion. But here's the twist - neither poses the real threat to humanity.

What if everything you've been told about AI and aliens is wrong? This episode breaks down why artificial intelligence won't eliminate humans and why any advanced alien species would likely help rather than harm us. The real enemy? The systems keeping us divided and distracted.

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We are back with another episode packed with listener submissions of relationship advice and personal stories that'll hit you right in the feels.

Topics Covered:

Should you force your wife to work instead of being a stay-at-home mom?

Family group text drama - why some people just want out

Firing your friend from work (spoiler: it's complicated)

Stepmom/stepkid relationship struggles and real advice from experience

Mike's hear...

Mike and Dylan introduce a new segment called "Low Stakes Conspiracies" while delivering relationship advice and their unfiltered takes on pop culture. The episode opens with an update on Dylan's dog Buddy who was peacefully put down, followed by the announcement of their June 15th meet-up at the abandoned Denny's in Thomasville, North Carolina. When discussing marital tolerance, Dylan explains how he's learne...

Mike and Dylan debut their hilarious new segment "The OTHER SIDE" with an absolutely unhinged tale about a husband's nightmare experience at his wife's ultrasound appointment. After reading a standard AITA about a pregnant woman refusing to tell her husband their baby's gender after he skipped appointments, the guys flip the script with Mike's outrageous fictional explanation from the husband's perspec...

Mike and Dylan celebrate the growth of the podcast with a special thank you episode dedicated to reading all the submissions from their website. Between revealing they've ranked on New Zealand's comedy charts (higher than in the US) and announcing a possible shift to more advice-focused content, the guys tackle listener questions including a polyamorous fan requesting "more gay drama" and Mike sharing his infamous...

To see the photo mentioned in the podcast head over to r/MADHD We also share embarrassing photos of "Bieber Mike" and Dylan's "Fuck You, I'm Drunk" encounter with Greensboro Police.

Mike and Dylan return to their Reddit storytelling roots with an absolutely unhinged episode tackling some of the most bizarre AITA posts yet, including a husband with a public urination kink who's been banned from his sis...

We've decided to do a different format for this episode due to some family events. Just 90 minutes before recording, Mike's wife's stepfather experienced a serious medical emergency where his heart stopped completely. Instead of our usual Reddit stories and advice-giving, we took this opportunity to have a more raw and personal conversation about mortality, family, and what really matters in life.

During this episode, we...

To see the photos mentioned in the podcast head over to our subreddit r/MADHD

Mike and Dylan shift from "Am I The Asshole" to "Today I F*cked Up" stories in this chaotic episode, tackling everything from a couple's accidental Home Depot engagement to an unfortunate therapist flashing incident on Zoom. Between advice segments, the guys debate the merits of "I see red" fighting philosophies while Mike...

Mike and Dylan tackle a disturbing letter about a boyfriend refusing to enforce a restraining order against his abusive mother in this hard-hitting episode. With appropriate trigger warnings for sexual assault content, the guys don't hold back their passionate takes on protecting children and establishing firm boundaries with toxic family members. Between Dylan's measured advice about using legal resources and Mike's fi...

Mike and Dylan dive into the Reddit Hall of Fame with the infamous "Poop Knife" story about a family's unusual bathroom tool, launching them into unfiltered discussions about childhood misconceptions and embarrassing bodily functions. From Dylan's first "shart" experience at age seven to Mike's workplace disaster at 27, the guys hold nothing back while exploring those moments when you realize your fa...