Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama

Mike and Dylan dive deep into a warehouse manager's impossible choice between doubling his salary or keeping precious family time. Plus, the most awkward bedroom stories you've ever heard and why certain movies make grown men cry.

MAJOR EPISODE BEATS:00:00:00 Opening & YouTube's Cussing Rules

00:03:45 Food Wars: White People & Seasoning Drama

00:12:00 ADVICE: Should I Take Double Pay But Lose Family Time?

00:23:50 ADVICE: Getti...

When your girlfriend's "best friend" used to share her bed and now they have matching long-distance bracelets that buzz when they think about each other... Houston, we have a problem. Mike and Dylan tackle this relationship red flag plus an oil field worker who literally hit his coworker with a wrench for safety violations.

This episode gets REAL about boundaries, workplace justice, and why some "friendships"...

Mike and Dylan talk about life, love and....honestly nothing....FOR 2 HOURS WITHOUT THEIR MICs PLUGGED IN. They have to post it. All the ABSOLUTE GOLD and HILARIOUS STORIES can't be lost to time. Tired of dark episodes, Dylan told Mike to "SEND IT, FAT BOY! Just give it a funny name".And Mike will!MADHD is a podcast where ADHD is the guest and the utter lack of controlling it is the content. Suitable for some, atrocio...

This one starts with a bang — or maybe a badly handled siege. Mike and Dylan open the episode fired up after watching a Ruby Ridge documentary, diving headfirst into how government “oopsies” never seem to end in consequences for them, but will absolutely get you hunted down if you slip up.

From the botched standoff to media-fueled fear tactics, they unpack how loaded language (“weapons of mass destruction,” “altered weapons”) can tu...

Mike opens up about his darkest moments in this raw, unfiltered episode that takes us from factory floor fights to finding redemption through unexpected pregnancy. We dive into Mike's criminal past - including the time he accidentally shot through an apartment ceiling, his days running with a "gang of white people," and how a pregnant girlfriend saved him from a fatal overdose.Dylan and Mike also tackle religion, poli...

Mike and Dylan dive into some absolutely WILD listener submissions this week. From a boss's son who wore the same shirt for an entire week (with a mystery sticker on his back!) to a criminal mastermind who literally set himself on fire during a botched arson - this episode has it all.

But the most shocking story comes from an 18-year-old listener sharing her horrific first relationship experience. What started as innocent teenag...

We argue about Magic the Gathering vs Yu-Gi-Oh for 20 minutes straight (yes, really), break down why Game of Thrones Season 8 still makes us angry, and give advice to a steel mill worker dealing with toxic family drama. Plus: Why toddlers are magnetically attracted to water, the Joey Swoll controversy nobody asked for, and the pit bull conversation that's definitely getting us canceled.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00:00 Cold Open - Are We Rol...

Patreon immediately deactivated our account right after launch - but they're STILL taking people's money! Meanwhile, Joey Swole "retires" from social media after a racist controversy, and the guys break down exactly where he went wrong and how the far left eats their own.This episode gets REAL about comedy boundaries, political tribalism, and why both sides are completely missing the point. Plus: why they switched...

A father faces an impossible decision: his live-in girlfriend or access to his children. Mike shares raw stories about growing up poor, fighting bullies, and how childhood trauma shapes adult relationships.00:00:00 - Opening & Singing Introduction

00:02:15 - Celebrity Deaths Discussion (Ozzy, Hulk Hogan)

00:04:30 - Transgender Athletes Debate & Personal Stories

00:15:45 - Mike's Childhood Poverty Stories Begin

00:19:12 - Th...

A listener shares how he got his supervisor fired for sexual harassment after documenting disgusting behavior toward female coworkers. But when the boss loses his health insurance and has diabetes, was our listener wrong? Mike shares his own haunting story about getting a coworker fired who later died.

00:00:00 Everyday I'm Hustlin'

00:05:22 Ozzy Osbourne's death and drug habits

00:10:15 Government debt and conspiracy the...

Farmer working 16-hour days for $3/hour asks if he should abandon his family's 1837 homestead. Mike's advice? "Put it all on black." Meanwhile, should you warn your sister's rich boyfriend she's toxic? Plus Mike's smoking journey and Dylan's salvia confessions. This episode hits DIFFERENT.

From conspiracy theories about agricultural consolidation to hilarious stories about backwards cigarette lighting, this episode serves up unfilte...

The most unhinged episode yet... Y'all specifically asked for it so deal with it. We dive deep into conspiracies, internet culture, and personal struggles.00:00:00 Cold Open - "We rolling?"00:00:15 Welcome & Conspiracy Podcast Announcement 00:01:27 Mike's New Fishing Obsession00:06:01 Dylan's Childhood & Poverty Stories00:13:02 Death & Stoicism Discussion00:17:31 The Epstein "Never Happened&qu...

The most explosive episode yet! From hidden STDs to career transformations, Mike and Dylan tackle listener stories that'll leave you speechless.00:00:00 - Limp Bizkit Copyright Chaos00:06:00 - Job Choices: Warehouse vs Dealership00:13:00 - Wife's 5-Year Herpes Secret (SHOCKING)00:24:00 - Jimmy Dean's Transgender Date Update00:33:00 - Dealing with Soul-Crushing Jobs00:46:00 - Wardrobe Malfunction Stories00:56:00 - Trade ...

4 days nicotine-free and barely functioning, Mike and Dylan still managed to give brutal relationship advice to struggling listeners. From lazy baby daddies to money-hungry in-laws – no topic is off limits. Raw, honest, and definitely not PC.00:00:00 - Smoking Withdrawal Horror Stories

00:09:00 - Storm Survival Without Headlights

00:14:00 - Art World vs Working Class Discussion

00:21:22 - Labor Llama Brand Origin Story

00:28:00 - Snugg...

Mike and Dylan dive into the wildest AITA (Am I The Asshole) stories submitted by listeners, covering everything from marriage betrayal to career decisions. This episode tackles the tough questions: When is divorce justified? Is trade school really worth it? And how do you handle toxic friendships?

Key Stories Covered:

Divorcing after discovering husband's secret child and affairs

Father wanting custody of son he's never met

Tr...

Two guys who've been through hell share the raw truth about men's mental health that nobody wants to discuss. Mike opens up about his struggle with prescription addiction, financial stress, and the broken refrigerator that taught him everything about perseverance. This isn't your typical self-help BS - it's real talk about depression, suicide statistics, and why 75% of male suicides happen because we're taught t...

The most shocking listener update in podcast history. Crystal's friendship drama with Heaven takes a dark turn involving meth, cheating, and revenge that you have to hear to believe.

Mike and Dylan provide unfiltered advice on autism and parenting, workplace transitions, and meal prep strategies. This episode tackles tough questions: Can autistic people be good parents? How do you transition from physical labor to office work? What'...

Mike and Dylan tackle listener problems with brutally honest advice from two admittedly unqualified but hilarious hosts.

Tired of perfect life coaches? Get real talk about family drama, workplace disasters, fake personas, and the struggles of pretending to be someone you're not.

This episode covers a 17-year-old's family conflict over trade school vs college, a beer enthusiast trapped in his fake expertise, workplace survival tactics...

Mike and Dylan dive deep into mental health struggles, family trauma, and how to survive when life gets dark. In this raw, unfiltered episode, they discuss:

• Mike's battle with bipolar disorder, agoraphobia, and depression
• How to handle pedophiles in the family (real advice, real stories)
• Why cutting off toxic family members might save your life
• The truth about mental illness medication and therapy
• UFC analysis: Jon Jones retirem...