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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's supposed to be the unofficial start of summer this weekend,
but I feel like we're going backwards right now, whether or.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What it feels like winter. Not to be dramatic, but
what's going on.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's the v Bros minus mikey V still recovering from
his nose surgery. You got me, Frankie, be alongside Gianna.
We're recovering from the sealthy selass.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I am wearing a Celtics soooty today in solitude.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Solitude Yeah, not good. I feel like everybody on the
v Bros Here in studio are fans of pets, right.
We got cats, we got dogs. Mike's still out recovering.
You got Gianna self, Frankie V. A man is an
act in random But did you know back in the
seventeen hundred, rich people had squirrels as pets. O.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I'm so chill.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I want you.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I want to squirrel for a pet more than anything
in the world.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I'm traumatized by you saying this right now becauseumatized psycho
ex boyfriend randomly got a squirrel as a pet when
we were dating. I don't even know, like, I literally
think he scooped it off the street and had.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Squirrels were beloved and so be loving that wealthy families
had portraits painted of their children with their Leasha's nut
cracking companions. I say, children, those are their squirrels. They
would call them their kids. But by nineteen ten, the
craze kind of faded out and people no longer except
for Jana's ex boyfriend, have squirrels as pets anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Squirrels have the cutest things ever, and we should absolutely
bring them back his pet.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I'm concerned for everybody in studio. I concern for our listeners.
Right now, the dropping head syndrome is happening. It is
the v Bros minus mikey V, Frankie V and Gianna.
Now Natalia is listening in the kiss oneawaits in acting.
Have you heard of the dropping head syndrome? No? In
the same head, Yeah, And I think everybody in this room,
a lot of people listening and could ultimately get this.
(01:37):
So check this out. A twenty five year old guy
in Japan spent most of his time looking down on
his phone and actually became unable to raise his own
head and was diagnosed with dropping head syndrome. It's a
rare case. It's detailing the disturbing consequences of holding your
head bent over for too many hours staring at your phone.
We're all like that people are getting hunched back by it.
But now apparently people are getting dropping head syndrome, where
(01:59):
your head gets so stuck from looking down at your
phone too long that you can't get your neck back up.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
That's terrifying. I literally just like instinctively lifted my head
like right, I.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Pain lately.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I hope I'm not getting dropping.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
What do you need to do? You should get like
something connected to your hat that holds your phone in
front of your face so you can just look at
it as you walk through the street. Alexandra's in our
hometown of Framingham. Are you ready to play?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I am.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So we're doing it different as you know with Mike Yoch.
So I'll actually give you three facts. One is a lie.
You got to decipher which is a lie and this
is very much a themed Two truth and a lie.
I'll base on the baby shower we're throwing for our
soon to be baby girl, Jasmine, this coming Saturday, so
this weekend. Like I said, it's a baby shower. Fact
number one, it was going to be tiny and small
like I thought, but now my wife has turned this
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thing into a MIDI wedding. It's banger Banker. Second fact,
while preparing for the baby shower this past week and
my in laws are in town, and I did the
most to help out, and that is I took my
father in law golfing and they got the fellows out
of the house and that their lady's there there pinterest
visions without us there to bother them.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okai yep.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
And the third and final fact, again one of these
is a lie. For the off for the baby shower,
I didn't do much of the decorator to get ready,
but I am in charge of baking the cake. I
do like to cook the Italian side, and he likes
to come out and cook, so I have a special
recipe for a nice cake that's going to have the
colors pink and yellow and jasmine across the middle. One
of those is a lie. The other two are truths.
Which one you think is a lie.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I honestly think baking a cake only due to the
fact because I feel like they'd want the cake to
be perfected and edible.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
They'd want the cake to be edible, so nobody gets
food poisoning at the house A lot easier to purchase
it than to make it. You are correct, that was
a lie. Yes, this swell party is now becoming a
mini wedding. Yes, I did the best thing I could
have yesterday as I got out of the house and
let the ladies decorates. Finally, it's smart, smart man. Yes,
I am not going to be in charge of baking
a cake. You have successfully completed tutors and a lie.
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Thank you for playing. I kiss one to wait. Mammy
be mondays, Yes, Mikey is still recovering from sur But
you got Gianna, you got me, Frankie Van, you got
our preaschool teaching mom Mommy v on Mommy b Monday
is what you got for us.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I have to tell you that last week we were
talking about limericks at my job.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I don't think I know what a limerick.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Limerick is is that like a flavor of a soda.
Limerick is like a lime tree.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
That would be a lime ricky. I'm pressed. Limerick is
a poem with a certain aba pattern. After I was
learning about them, I thought that I would write my
own limericks.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Okay, Mommy, the poet and she didn't even know what
you got for us.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Today, on a Monday, I have not one, but two poems,
two limericks foy two brothers and a friend on the air,
spreading laughter and joy everywhere. They chat on the mic,
and the mood feels so right with smiles that they
are love to share.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You're going to make me cry on a Monday.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Those beautiful number one libric number two Let's go.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Two brothers and a friend would play the spinning tunes
on the air every day, but the young but the
younger ones ill recovering. Still, we wish him get well
without day.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
That, Mommy V.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You could go into a rap too.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
We could put a bee behind it.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
We could do something here. Did you use chat chipet
to create that?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Or is that in your brain that was created with
friends of mine at lunch.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
We love those limericks.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
We appreciate your poems. Yes, son, Lucky V hopefully gets
well soon. And we learned what limericks are courtesy of
our very own preschool teaching. Mommy V. We appreciate you
and love you.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I appreciate you guys and love you, and you're doing
great without Mikey V. But we can't wait to have
them back.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That's right. Well, we love you. Have a great day.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Pea shout guys, love you bye, Christina.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I know you're hanging right now in Quincy. What's making
you smile?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
I am smiling because we have a long day. We again.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yes, you know what's so crazy is it snuck up
on us? Right because it's the unofficial start of summer.
And he said this all the time. I feel like
January took forever this year then like fifty marching from
like to just feel right about it. You're right. I
feel like when we share crazy stories of the day,
it makes each and every person listening in feel better
about themselves. Right, Yeah, that's why we do it here
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on Kiss One. Wait, it's the b Bros minus Mikey V.
You got Frankie V and Gianna, Kelly's and Arlington. Are
you ready for today's crazy story of the day?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yes, yep.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
This nexe is kind of a while. So back on Friday,
March twenty first, a couple of months ago, an eighty
three year old guy christ his car into a bank
in New York and happen at about two pm. At the time,
he said he thought the vehicle was in park and
accidentally hit the gas pedal throw right through the glass window. Thankfully,
nobody was hurt. He was okay as well. So then
let's fast forward to six weeks later, to our earlier
this month May second, the same eighty three year old
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guy christ the same car into the same bank at
the exact same time, round two o'clock in the exact
same spot. The window hadn't been fixed yet, so this
time he cries into a temporary plywood wall that I was there.
And this time he told police he was staring into
a parking spot when he thought he hit the brake,
but instead he hit the gas. The men was not
set in the first time around for whatever reason, but
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the second time around the cop was like timeout. He
got mailed with two traffic violations. The police report says
he was injured in the second cracks. It sounds like
a minor injury. But either way, seven people online are
asking for the family to consider taking this man's keys
from him, because you know this, But either way, sometimes
luck is good. Luck of driving into the exact same
spot at the exact same bank at the exact same
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time not the best.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Thing that could have happened to him, oh MG, I
think I'm a bad driver. That's like nothing compared to this.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
He needs to think of better excuses, like you know what,
I was trying to go through the drive through line
and just moved and all of a sudden the bank appeared.
I know, Andrea is in quinsy are you ready for this? Okay,
it's the simplest thing, and we all should actually do this.
But think about one person you haven't connected within a
while and shoot them a text message and check in
on them as simple, Hey what are you doing this? Tinge?
(08:04):
Or Hey I miss you? Hey we haven't talked in
a while, because psychologists found that even setting a basic
text message to that person makes them feel better about themselves.
They feel more connected to you, and on the flip side,
suppose it'll put you in a better mood as well.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
I love that those texts make my day, and then
I never think to do the same for someone else,
Like what is that about?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
This is not a signed to text your exes. Do
not reach out to them somebody else.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
True. The d M we got says my ex is
trying to ruin my Memorial Day weekend by joining us
on a trip. No idea what that means. But luckily
we have Anonymous on the phone to explain more. It
is a V bros On Kiss One to Wait minus
Mikey V still recovering Gianna Frankie van Studio will try
to get some advice. Not always the best at doing that,
so we'll turn to the city to chime in. Anonymous,
(08:52):
you're in Carlisle, talk to us. What's going on?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
So I'm going on this trip with my friends to
an airbnb for Memorial Day weekend and my ex thinks
he's coming with why Okay, so we booked this months ago. Okay,
when we were still together, right, things were fine and
great and whatever. But now we're broken up. We broke
up last week and he's just like, whatever, I don't
care that we're broken up. I'm still coming because I
(09:15):
want to come celebrate Memorial Day weekend with you and
your friends. Like, what is his problem? Why does he
think he can come?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You guys plans to wailego? Did he chip in at all?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yes, he chipped in whatever, he paid his portion, but
like who cares? Like, sorry, that's this cost for you being.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
A Do you think he wants to maybe rekindle this relationship?
This weekend.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
I sincerely hope not, because that is out of the question.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Why don't you just stay home then? If it's this
much of an issue, like you do something else to
let him go party with whoever and once you got
you know, I'm just why not?
Speaker 4 (09:44):
What do you mean, like, cancel my trip? I'm not
going to do that. This is like my favorite thing
that I do with my friend. He should just stay home.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I mean, you could be a good thing and let
you know, look all good we got to kill bikini
on like good like and be like, look at what
you did, look at what you missed out on.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
I'm not interested in doing that. Like I we really
like do not want to see him again, and I
do not want my friends to see him again.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
What we're gonna do is put you on hold real quick.
We have a lot of listeners here in the city
that can chime in and get some advice. Stay listening in.
We'll get back to you in a second. Right, Okay,
now listens and revere. What are your thoughts?
Speaker 4 (10:13):
He needs to find you plans a new friends because
those are her friends.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Originally say that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Place, But when you've been dain something for a while,
becomes one big friend group, right, So I think it's
going to be more awkward if he doesn't go then
if he actually does go, because you know they're going
to sit there asking her question, so, how so and
so how is the breakup?
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
If he's there, at least those little side shatters will
not be there.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Oh if it's my good friends there, they already know
the tea.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
We need to like send a girl to flirt with
him and then lure him into a date so he
doesn't want to go this week, John, move on and
not go to this thing.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
There's that Amy, join the conversation you're in reating you've
been on hold. You appreciate that you got a little
twist to your thoughts on this.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I mean that kind of sucks.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
But I feel that they should be mature enough and
he should be able to go.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Stare the same friend group, honestly, like it's a more
all day long weekend. We don't get many long weekends.
They should both just be mature and not running for
everyone else.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
It reminds me of bathroom paradise, Like when they're all together,
they've all dated each other at some point during their shows.
You know, why not just go and have a good
time and if it gets outward, it gets award. Who
cares only a three day weekend?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Just have a big That's all.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
It's coming down to you, Michelle. I know you are
not handover right now? What are your thoughts?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
He should absolutely not be allowed to go. I'm sorry,
but how do you.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Get him to not go if these are also his friends? Like,
how how do you even plan something like that?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Well, that's what happens in a breakup, Like you don't
get to walk away with the friends that you didn't
have before, and so you should have thought about that,
you know, like these are the friends that you inherited
in the relationship, Like they were not yours to begin with.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
So they're not yours.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Now we're gonna like to hire someone to destroy his car,
like not completely, like just like you know, so he
can't get there, like.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Somewhere we go and take Gianna's advice on how to
handle this. Let's be mature together. Get your final thoughts
in on our Instagram page at b Bros on air.
They know it's only my day, but we're getting ready.
Christen's in Hanover. Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
No? I got a stupid cold.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
What can you do between now on Memorial Day weekend
to get rid of this cold so that you actually
enjoy yourself? What are some home remedies? We could figure
this out.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
I could give you a few.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Don't give me them there for you. I'm trying to
help you out to try to get me some I'm
trying to get you healthy.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
What do you know?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
What do you doing to try to get out?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Definitely like being in bed, staying hydrated, maybe trying to
get out in the sun. I know these are all
like the basic things. Frankie, I know you do this too.
I love making a hot Toddy. I swear by hot
Toddies that they were.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
When I had volcal issues. I made that because I
wanted some type of alcoholic drink and they're like, you
know what, when you have whiskey and the hot TODDI
is actually good for your voice and it cleans you out.
So that was my goal. I'm telling you it's the cure.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Not to encourage drinking on the show right now, but
hot Toddies in moderation, drink them at home and better.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
And Caitlin, we know you're in natick right now. What's
making you smile that.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
I like text me back.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
So did he text you back quickly or was it
after a few days?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
What was the duration it was like quickly?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
At everything he told me good morning.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I love the early parts of relationships because it's always
those little good morning texts that mattered what you have
been together. Then you get married, those seemed.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
To note away.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
By the way, it still a little bit of a
set of at Sharon.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Why why it was that Boston calling last year? And
of course Boston calling's coming up again this weekend.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I wanted him so bad to be like a little
shut out to my wife for our wedding.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
And I was hoping because it's the Boston call and
that would be able to get it, and and Mikey
van Nor, nobody was able to get in fun of
him to get me to that shutow.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I you know what, you can blame me because remember
last year when he was at Boston calling, there was
a Celtics game right before Boston calling. Who was sitting
three seats down from him at the game. Who went
to Strago with him after the game in the North End?
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Me?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
So you know what, Frankie, I'm taking the blame. Do
not be mad at ed Sharon. It's my fault that
I didn't get you to you.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Know my first answers to an edge Sharon song oft
my wedding last year. We could have had that shows
either way. Boston Calling is this weekend. We're excited for that.
Hopefully the weather holds up. We're just looking at coming mess.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
It looks yucky, but it's New England. Hopefully I'll do
a little one eighty. It'll be nice, bright, sunny eighty
degrees manifesting that right now.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Yes, that is Jona. My name is Frankie v Our
fingers across at Mikey v rejoins us sooner than later. Yeah,
he did get surge on us nose. We've been talking
to him. He is doing all right, but he definitely
needs some time to heal. Yes, I have a wonderful
rest of your Monday as we count down to Memorial
Day long weekend. We'll talk to you again tomorrow at two.
Aaron kiss one to wait