Ep. 158 - The ANGRY INTRO Episode And The Oasis Reunion That's Going To Cost Me A Small Fortune. - Milk Crates and Turntables. A Music Discussion Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome to the podcast.
I'm going to try this again.
I'm going to try this again.
Let's see what happened here.
Something happened.
I'm not in a good mood tonight.
I'm just not in a good mood.
So of course, I have atechnical difficulty right off
the bat.
It's mark smith's fault.

(00:28):
So what you're hearing rightnow is like this is totally
unscripted.
Mark mark fuck is his name.
Again, I am rattled tonight.
I'm not in a good mood.
I'm not even going to saywelcome to the podcast yet.
I'm live right now.

(00:49):
I don't care, I don't care,you're going to get what you get
.
You're going to get what I giveto you right now.
And Mark Smith is going to paythe price tonight because, well,
he's the only whipping postaround and I'm just waiting.
I'm waiting for something.
I'm going to do the intro.

(01:09):
But see, the intro wasn'tuploaded yet.
Of course not, because that'swhat kind of day this has been.
It's been like this for I don'tknow three days now.
Three days now the news cameout.
The news came out, the big newsthat you probably heard.
The world has heard about it.

(01:31):
I, I wasn't happy.
I didn't believe it.
I thought it was fake news.
No, and I'm not even going totell you what the news is,
because I'm waiting for theintro and you're going to hear
the intro whether you like, likeit or not.
So put up with this.
I am pissed.

(01:51):
Yeah, that's a laugh of like.
I want to, I want to.
I'm not going to say I want tokill someone.
Nobody wants to do that.
You only say that when you're akid I'll kill you after school.
Say that today.
Oh boy, that's a whole notherthing.
All right, this thing is almostdone.
I am going to get this introout of the way and then we're
going to talk.

(02:32):
Well, here we are.
Episode 158.
And on this episode I eat crow.
Yeah, so Ace has got backtogether and I have to buy a
ticket for Jack.
Good thing Jack's not here.
You know who else isn't here.
Lou's not here.
So I only get one of thewrecking two.
It's the wrecking one and I'mnot in a good mood.
So I am going to torture MarkSmith tonight with trivia

(02:53):
questions and hope he doesn'tanswer any.
I'm salty, I'm pissed, I'm mad.
I'm going to be out $500,$1,000 because I got to buy a
ticket too.
Anyways, enjoy the show.
I know I won't.

(03:16):
You know what?
I don't even want to hear thatnice music.
I don't even want to hear thatmusic.
Okay, that's too uppity.
I am not in an upbeat moodtonight.
Lou's song is very upbeat.
I'm sorry, amanda, thank youfor your non-introduction.
Welcome to the podcast, welcomeback, my friends.
I hope this show ends soon.

(03:38):
Yes, that's all there is to it.
I don't want to be here, butI'm committed.
I'm committed to you, thelistener, the viewer, and you
know what.
I'm not even going to playaround.
You know, mark Smith is here,whoa.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Oh, is somebody having a bad day?
Shut up?
Oh, I feel for you, buddy.
No, you don't, I feel for you.
I feel for you, buddy.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
No, you don't.
I feel for you.
No, you know what it feels.
My wallet feels.
That's what my wallet feels.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Never bet against a reunion.
It's money, money talks.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I'm telling you, I knew they were going to refuel
no no, I just read somethingthat the Smiths, Morrissey and
Maher were offered a lot ofmoney.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
And even Morrissey was like well, okay, I'll
consider it.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
And Johnny Marr said no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
I'm not gonna do it.
Yeah, so I would bet againstreunions that's because no one
wants to work with Morrisseywell, he doesn't need them
anyway he's about to embark onanother sold-out tour of in
November, so he doesn't needMarr, but you know if you're
getting offered all that money,well, so yeah.

(04:47):
So of course, I got the text inthe call from Jack and the text
was don't look back in anger,shut the fuck up, jack.
Shut the fuck.
You know what I need?

Speaker 3 (04:58):
I need, I just I think I got to drink a lot of
wine to get through this showtonight.
Yeah, oh, you better Wait, wait, wait.
I didn't see something.
Lou can't make the show.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
No, no, he's a hack.
He's a slacker and a hack.
He'll be on.
No, he won't.
Lou's drumming tonight.
I got to fill in for somebody.
I'm an important drummer.
He's probably better off notbeing.

(05:30):
Wait, you just hit the nail onthe head drummer.
Yeah, that's right on them.
Can't count on drummers, that'sright.
That's why people are gettingdrum machines.
Yeah, exactly exactly.
You know what I wish?
There'd be a jack machine.
This is gonna cost me 500 athousand dollars for two tickets
.
Oh, by the way, jack wants togo see them in england next july
well, they haven't announcednorth america yet, so you know
jack's I want to go to England,let's go to England.
I'll go to England, let's go toEngland.
So now I've got to buy a planeticket to England, not for him.

(05:51):
No, no, no no Better crowd.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
I think it'll be a better crowd.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
That's if I can even get tickets.
That thing is going to breakrecords.
People are coming from all overthe world.
Well, the tickets go on saleand it's like good luck getting
in.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
It's I don't think I I gottaget up and I gotta do it at four
in the morning, saturdaymorning my son.
I don't think I don't think I'mgonna get in and then I won't

(06:22):
be able to and jack be like ohyeah, sure, sure.
How many shows are they doing?
How many what's?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
the tour like, oh, they're doing, uh, a couple
nights.
I think I'm going to get in,and then I won't be able to and
Jack will be like, oh yeah, sure, sure you could.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
So how many shows are they doing?
How many?
What's the tour like?
Oh, they're doing a couplenights in Wembley.
They're doing England,Edinburgh, I mean Ireland,
Edinburgh.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Okay, so it's not a one-off show, so you do stand a
shot.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
The thing is is the big show yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
that's what he wants to go to.
I want to go to Wembley.
I would think Manchester wouldbe much harder to get, but you
got to go to Manchester EtihadStadium.
You don't want to be aroundcity fans.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
I don't care.
They don't bother me.
It's like New Jersey.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Mets fans.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Okay, New Jersey One eye bigger than the other, you
know.
Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, so herewe are.
I got to deal with Jack, I gotto deal with this and I
guarantee if I can't get aticket, if I can't get tickets,
he's going to be all.
Oh, you did it on purpose.
It's not like I can't affordthem, it's not like I'm not
backing up on a bet.

(07:24):
I just think these tickets aregoing to go like literally in
minutes.
You can do it, I think you cando it.
I hope so, because I don't wantto hear him.
But if I don't get them forEngland, then we'll go to see
somewhere in America.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Keep an eye open.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
There could be those famous pre-sales where you have
two chances that you try thepre-sales.
Where you have two chances youtry the pre-sale.
I got logged in for thepre-sale and they said that
doesn't guarantee tickets.
Okay, yeah, they had this thingand you sign up for it and if
you get selected they said youget like you know the pre-sale,
but it's not guaranteeingtickets.
So I don't know what that means.
Yeah, that's not a pre-sale.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Then I guess they have x amount available on the
pre-sale yeah, yeah or something, so they don't want to blow
everything on the pre-sale.
Yeah I don't know man, becauseyou know some people don't get
on and yeah, I think I just feellike it.
They think about they're goingto play nothing but huge
stadiums.
That's a lot of tickets and Iknow they'll all sell out, but I

(08:21):
think you can.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, because don't think that you know there's fans
and then there's the, the, thesecond, uh, the second hand
ticket people.
Oh yeah, they're the ones thatget the tickets.
Yeah, they're the ones aregonna.
So you're battling with fansand you're battling with people
that don't give a shit, but theyknow they're gonna profit off
these tickets, so it's, I don'tknow they should buy a pair and

(08:42):
then, if you don't get tickets,you can buy them from me.
I just know I'll be up at 3.30.
I'll be sitting in front of mycomputer at 3.30 in the fucking
morning, saturday 3.30.
It's a godforsaken hour.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Nothing good happens at 3.30 in the morning, no, even
the cops are sleeping at 3.30in the morning Not that I know
anything about that, not that Ido.
Oh, you know what I didn't do?
Oh shit, hold on.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I know, we got.
See, I'm all fucked up.
Yeah, you didn't say hi topatty and dave.
No, I, I gotta, I gotta openthis up right here.
I gotta put that there, and I,I didn't go.
My phone is off.
What the fuck Jeez.
So now I have to go in becauseone of my Facebook pages won't
let people comment because it'snot public, or some shit like

(09:37):
that, and I'm so pissed that Ihave to.
Now I'm going to go in.
It might not even work, I don'tknow, we'll see that.
I have to.
Now I'm going to go in.
It might not even work.
I don't know, we'll see.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
So Fuck me.
Let's see, this is a good night.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
No, it's not.
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Stop, stop, stop.
If you put me in the penaltybox, have to watch you and at
privacy let's go there.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
We go now.
Change the audience.
All right now I think people onmy other.
I don't even know what you'retalking about, so you know I'm
not even listening here.
Did you say something?
Great for ratings?
Oh, this is like, is like yourbest show?
Great for ratings?
See, patty feels bad for methat I'm out Now.
You know what's the planeticket going to cost for Alan

(10:32):
Tripp.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Hey yeah, Lou and Perry are betting against me
about REM.
They may be sorry too.
Well, they really can't getback together because one of
them is dead.
No, none of them are dead.
Oh, I thought one of them.
No, Barry almost died.
He's back drumming.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Okay, yeah, I don't know.
Fuck Patty says hi Scott, HiPatty, the only bright spot.
Well, there'll be a few brightspots tonight, but anyway.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
I think Lou's driving right now trying to get home
and he sees this and he goesfuck me, I'm not coming on the
show, is he is?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
he?
Is he gonna try to make it asever?
Is he gonna try to uh lou?

Speaker 3 (11:13):
is he gonna be done by then?
Yeah, he'll be on.
He didn't tell you no, so he'llbe on no, he said he didn't.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
He say he sent me something saying oh maybe
private, let me.
You said the text saying LouLou.
All right, all right.
Yeah, this is going to be along show.
All right, let's do 45 poker.
Let's get this shit done.
Two guys With two guys.

(11:41):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
And or do you want to put Patty in this one Fuck?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Lou.
Oh jeez, let's put Patty.
We'll throw Dave Phillips inthere too.
We'll do a four-way.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
That's pro-70s a four-way Dave.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Let me put this over here.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
The music is well well picked for your mood.
Tonight it's a little more edgy.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, okay, here we go.
We'll start with you, mark,here we go, all right, all right
, right off the bat.
Oh it's so.
It was a you know 45 with thefull sleeve.
Uh-huh, and they poked a holein it.

(12:31):
Uh-oh, yeah, is that the oldpopcorn box trick?
It's called a glory hole.
Come on, I wouldn't knowanything about those Porkies.
Oh okay, yeah.
So here you go.
I wouldn't know anything aboutthose Porky's.
Oh, okay, yeah.
So here you go.
Billy Preston, my Soul is aWitness and Nothing for Nothing.

(12:52):
There you go, nothing forNothing, that was a hit, nothing
, yeah.
That was a hit.
Okay, all right, now we'll go.
Let's go, patty.
Let's see what Patty gets.
Let me see Patty gets.
Let me see Patty gets ElectraRecords Electra, electra,

(13:13):
electra.
This is the last one with theglory hole thing.
Okay, electra Asylum, ElectraAsylum.
He wrecked the asylum.
Fuck, oh Jesus.
Oh, patty takes the lead.
Queen, you're my best friend.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Great song.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, yeah.
One of the only ones I reallylike by now.
As you know, I'm not a huge fan.
One of my favorites.
All right, here we go.
Dave Phillips, king of the 45s.
He gets oh, this is, this musthave been a demo, because it's
got either a hole, because it'sa demo.
See that hole right there.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Or somebody put an incense through it.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
And they let it turn on.
The turnstile it literallyburnt a hole in.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
it Smells like incense.
Yep, that is.
Somebody put a hole in that.
Patty must have been bored thatnight.
Dan Phillips, king of the 45s,gets Rare Earth from Warner
Reprise.
Rare Earth, here comes theNight, or Born to Wander, I

(14:30):
don't know either one of them Atleast.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
we know all the bands so far.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, well, we haven't got to mine yet.
It's one of my.
All right, here we go.
There we go.
All right, For 99 cents fromCapitol Records Grand Funk
Railroad Some Kind of Wonderful.

(14:56):
Ooh, yeah, that's a good one.
Yeah, so so far we got threegood.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
You and Patty, I think, are in the lead.
I think, yeah, it might be yeah, so so far we got three good.
You and Patty, I think, are inthe lead.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
I think, yeah, it might be.
Yeah, queen might have that onealso.
All right, second round, markSmith, here comes the night is a
good one.
Well, they were yours, patty,so you would know.
You would know, all right, fromthe Sound of Philadelphia

(15:25):
Records, the Three Degrees.
When will I see you again?
Oh, that's a hit.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Is that the version I heard the?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
whole is from the jukebox.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Oh, oh yeah, thanks, I forgot about that hole is from
the jukebox.
Oh, oh yeah, thanks, I forgotabout that.
This is a jukebox.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
It's a 45.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, I got a bunch here too, Okay.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
See, that's why he's the king of the 45s.
Right, that's exactly why he'sthe king of the 45s.
See, he just proved himself tothe people.
All right, here you go.
Here's Patty's, let's see whatwe got here.
Uh-oh, this doesn't look good.
No, well, it's.

(16:17):
From what company is this?
Tamla Tamla Records?
Ooh, okay, stevie Wonder.
Yeah, tamla tamla records.
Okay, stevie wonder.
Yeah, I love every little thingabout you.
Or, superwoman, where were youwhen I needed you?
Does dave know what the a-sideis?

(16:41):
uh, I don't know, I don't evennone of them should be an A side
, if you ask me but it is reallyno bad stuff from a long time
ago well, I love every littlething about you.
maybe might be the hit from thatfrom 72 and it's not one of his
popular ones.
So I don't know.
I think you're in the leadright now.
I think you've got two solidPatty's 50-50.

(17:02):
Let's see Atlantic King of the45.
That's right.
Atlantic Records, too solidPatty's 50-50.
Let's see Atlantic King of the45.
That's right.
Atlantic Records.
Atlantic Records.
Dave Phillips, bette MidlerBette Midler oh yeah, a
Superstar which is a Carpentersripoff.
As I say, I believe that's whatthat song is.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
She covered everything.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Yeah, and Do you Want to Dance?
Dave Phillips ain't winningtonight, buddy, he ain't winning
tonight.
All right, come on, give me agood one.
Give me a good one, keep me inthe game.
Keep me in the game.
Snake eyes All right, here wego From ABC Records.

(17:51):
All right, now you have to takethis for what it is.
All right, abc Records, boDonaldson and the Haywoods Billy
, don't Be a Hero.
It was a number one.

(18:13):
That was a number one.
I know it's a piece of shitsong, but it was a huge hit.
All right, Mark Bring it home.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Okay, so I get first Yep.
All right, come on, God.
Epic.
The old Epic label the old Epiclabel.
Sly and the Family Stone.
Everybody is a star and thankyou.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Thank you is the hit on that one yeah, okay all right
, you got three, three solidsongs.
Okay, patty's, next patty's.
Yeah, she's got queen.
You're my best friend, andstevie wanda.
I love every little thing aboutyou.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
By the way, I got these 45s when Westwood Diner
closed they divvied up 45, so Igot a bunch from them.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Oh wow, there you go.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
It's got no case.
Columbia Records All right.
Buzz Skaggs, Look what you'vedone to me.
That was a moderate hit.
That was one of his.
It's a smooth ballad.
I love that song that's Patty's.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yep, that's Patty, still not a mm-hmm.
She went downhill.
She started off strong, shewent downhill.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Okay, so who's up now , Dave?
Dave, he's done.
No, no, don't waste a card.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
It's like don't waste a good card on him.
I'm next.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Another one.
No, jacket Motown record Motownyeah.
Motown, diana Ross and theSupremes, all right, will this
Be the Day and Love Child?

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Love Child's a good song, but it's not going to
bring him up from the bottom ofthe barrel in this episode.
Maybe next episode DavePhillips, king of the 45s.
But he did prove himself withhis 45 knowledge.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
That's true, alright, and the last one, you Come on,
I've pulled it out more than acouple times.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
There you go, All right.
And the last one you Come on.
Yeah, come on.
I've pulled it out more than acouple times.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
That could be used in a number of ways, that phrase.
It's an epic sleeve, but it's aWarner Brothers 45.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
All right, oh, you're laughing, jesus Well.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Leo Sayre Well, okay, more than I can say, was that a
hit?
What's the other oneMillionaire?
I think more than I can say, Ithink Lou would say he knows
that Well let's see, let's see,let's see, let's see.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
We're not 100% on him .
Let me pull it up on.
Let's see what we got here, leoSayer more than I can say,
because it might have been hit,I don't know Right.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Leo Sayer more oh, it came right up.
Alright, let's see what we got.
Oh boy, not bad.
Oh boy, not bad.
I love you more than I couldsay.
Is that it no?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
I think so.
At least there's a guitar inthis one.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, we'll see that that was yeah, that's a good
song, yeah yeah I don't know.
We got a closer that.
That put me back in the race.
Yeah, all right.
So it comes down to you and me,buddy.
So I got a couple of Piz Pits,you got some meat, so you

(22:07):
started off with Billy Preston.
Nothing, you went all black.
This time you went all black.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Wait, I got Buzzkicks you went all soul.
Did I get Buzzkicks?

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, no, patty got Buzzkicks.
Or did you get Buzzk?
No, no, patty got boss gags.
Or did you get boss gags?
No, Patty got boss gags, yeah,yeah yeah, okay, so you have
nothing from nothing.
Billy Preston, when will I seeyou again?
The three degrees and you gotSly, sly and the Fairs.
Don't thank you.
I got Grand Funk, some Kind ofWonderful.

(22:45):
Billy, don't Be a Hero.
And Leo said I love you morethan I can say.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
I think we need a third party.
I think Dave or Patty have todecide.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Or we just go one more.
You and me we're going toovertime.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
I'm for it.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Oh, dave Phillips says I lost only because he
doesn't like Leo Sayer.
No, we're going into overtime.
It's my show, my rules.
It's going to overtime.
If I lose this, I'm going intoovertime again.
Dave Phillips, I got nothing.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
How about you pick one and I'll pick one?
Okay, yeah, that works, youpick mine.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
I'll pick yours, all right.
Let's see, come on Garbage.
Come on Garbage, all right.
Another one from the Sound ofPhiladelphia.
I think you got it.
The OJs for the love of money,dang, you did stick, you went

(23:43):
all black, this show money,money, money, money.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
That's a good song.
You ever hear the bullet boysdo that.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
That's version.
Yes, yes, it's a good version.
Forgot about that.
It's a good version.
Yeah, yeah, see, I know thingsall right, I'm picking yours.
That's an obscure reference thebullet boys yeah patty says
mark't, stop Both of you, youand Dave.
Dave Phillips has texted Pattyand said tell Mark he won,

(24:10):
because they want to make memore salty than I.
You won't even give me a wintonight.
This 45 is sticky.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
I'm not picking this up.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Wow, that's gross.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
All right, here we go .

Speaker 1 (24:19):
You won anyways.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Well, it's a.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Roulette records.
Anyways, well, it's a rouletterecords.
Roulette records, oh my God.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Well, Tommy James and the Shundells, Crimson and
Clover.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
That's a good song.
I got Bo Donaldson, Tommy James, Leo Serre and Grand Funk.
You know what?
You have the OJs, Sly and theFamily Stone, Billy Preston and
the 3D.
I lose, I can't, I'm not evengoing to try.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
You got Lou songs tonight.
That's the kind of songs Louwould get, but they were all
number ones.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah Well, yeah, I think they were.
I think my three were numberone hits.
Dave Phillips won't talk aboutthat, though, will he?
No?

Speaker 3 (25:00):
All right, I would like to thank my grandmother,
who taught me I'd like to thank.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Here's a post-it right now thanking people for
finally winning.
It's my password.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
This is how sad I am and I just held it up to a
camera.
You're not the only one thatdoes that, yeah, but I held mine
up to a camera.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
I don't hey, you know what.
If you ever find my phone, thecode is 274932.
Remember it, if you ever findthis phone 274932.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
There's not too many of them around.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yeah, yeah, I like them big phones.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Well, I do walk around Boca, you know.
Hey, my phone's big too.
Come on, Big phone.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
My phone's bigger than yours, mine's bigger,
mine's bigger, mine's bigger.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Oh my God, how low can this show go?
Yeah, yeah.
Well, lou sent the text.
Hold on, lou sent something,all right, while I was losing.
It's just not my night.
That's all there is to it.
He said I'm at rehearsal for agig tomorrow.
I told you he wasn't coming.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Well, that's good, because I wouldn't have time to
get stage fright, knowing I'd beon one-on-one with you.
I get stage fright, I don'tknow.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
You know what?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think you lied to me.
Penalty box yeah, see, I can dothat.
He lied to me.
Mark Smith purposely misled meto make me more irritated.
He wins the 45 poker.
He lies to me.
I'm out.
Now it's like 15.

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I don't even know what a planeticket, how much?

Speaker 3 (26:36):
is a plane ticket to England Over a thousand.
Well, when are they playing?
What month?
July?
Oh yeah, that's prime time forgoing to England.
I just love that.
The Oasis, the Gallagherbrothers, oh great.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Oh great, the Dutch mentor is back.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Hola amigo.
Oh great, we got a Dutch manspeaking.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Spanish Max is there.
Max is back.
Oh yeah, we're being tag manspeaking Spanish Max is there,
max is back.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Yo, yeah, we're being tag-teamed by father and son
here.
There you go.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
There you go, all right, so what we're going to do
is now is my time to tortureMark Smith with trivia.
Okay, trivia, nice, suck at it.
And this is how I'm going totorture him.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
I have.
I don't know.
Can we talk Abbott?
No, no, I don't think he heardthe intro.
I am in a pissy fucking moodtonight.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
All right, so let's fill the latecomers.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
I think the Dutch master is.
He's going to egg me on.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
I know he might be at that show too, though he might
go.
Yeah, I might not be there.
You are going to run into myson-in-law.
Something tells me.
Do you ever go to a big stadiumshow and you run into someone?
You know, I have a funnyfeeling you're going to run into
my son-in-law, yeah all right,he knows what you look like.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
That's one of those things.
Right, All right, here you go.
This is how I'm going totorture you.
I have in front of me, righthere, 25 questions about Emerson
Lake and Palmer.
Let's see how much of a fan youreally are.
Well, it's a quality of thequestions.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
I don't want to hear what size underwear did Greg
Lake wear in the 90s?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
We'll see.
Okay, let's start off with whatclassical piece is adapted in
ELP's song Knife Edge.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Jesus, you got me.
I forget Bartok.
Is it by Bartok?
Nope.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Nope Sinfonetta by Leo and French Suite no 1 inD
Minor BWV 812 by JohannSebastian Bach.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yeah, oh man you got me.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
I want you to keep score, tiffany.
Let's say good evening to thebeautiful Tiffany Van Hill.
Okay, I'm keeping score here.
Yes, say hello to the beautifulTiffany.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Van Hill, Hi Tiffany.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yes, all right, walter, say hi to Tiffany.
Everybody.
Say hi to Tiffany.
Hi, tiffany.
Yes, all right, walter, say hito Tiffany.
Everybody.
Say hi to Tiffany.
That's right, all right.
Well, you're already 0 for 1.
He doesn't know.
Oh see, fly with.
The Dutch mentor says Markdoesn't know a thing about
politics, and now he's stumpedon music too.
I think me and the dutch mentorwill really get along.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
You and walter would be famously friendly with each
other.
See you guys.
Patty said hello to tiffany see, there you go if you had a
dutch accent, you would bewalter.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
I'm telling you right now I don't even know what a
dutch accent is.
I don't want to do it because Idon't want to hurt his feelings
well, now's your time to do it.
If you're going to do it,what's?

Speaker 2 (29:48):
up with the lit candle, See look at Tiff.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Tiff says what's up with the lit candle vibe tonight
?
I have to.
I've been doing it latelybecause you missed the beginning
of the show and I don't want torehash my anger.
But I don't want to look backin anger.
I'm out about a couple grandbecause I have to buy somebody
an Oasis ticket and go toEngland.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Here's the thing, little guy here.
He made a bet that Oasis wouldnever reform, and I told him he
was wrong, but he never listenedto me, Don't make those bets.
Oh fucking asshole.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
This little guy here.
The little guy just made a betthat now he has to pay up.
Well, well, the dutch mentorson is slaying him right now
back to the show.
Back to the show.
Uh, let me see.
Uh, this is an easy one.
So a lit candle is similar tothe.
Oh, tiffany, tiffany says sothe lit candle is similar to the

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tiny violin.
Oh, there you go.
Everybody's against me.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Told you not to make a bet.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
The world is against me today.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
I wouldn't even bet that Elvis Presley isn't alive.
I would never bet that younever know.
There's no such thing as a surebet.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Now I think I'm just going to blow out the candles
because it just doesn't matter.
Nah, it's cool, no?
It smells nice, though I'mgetting ready.
It's pumpkin.
Yeah, pumpkin spice.
Yeah, I'm getting ready for myfavorite time of year and
everything nice, my favorite.
Did I say favorite?

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Your famous time of the year.
Famous time of the year.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
I can't.
Let me drink some more icecoffee Turbo.
Yeah, that's all I need, right?
Speak Scott.
All right, let's get toquestion two.
This is going to Jesus.
All right, this is easy.
Which ELP album features acover painting by the artist HR
Geiger?

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Brain Salad Surgery.
And Let Everyone Know, hrGeiger decided to design the
alien creature.
Ah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Okay, question three what piece of modest Mussorgsky
M-U-S-S-O-R-G-S-K-Y MussorgskyDid ELP famously adapt for the
album and live performances,pictures and exhibition and
exhibition.

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Yes, yeah, oh, my God, I'mcracking up.
Thank you for bringing me up tospeed.
Yeah, thanks for making merehash my misery.
Beautiful Tiffany Van Hill,thank you.
I was feeling better until youpopped up on the screen.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Don't pick on her, calm down, she doesn't give a
shit she, she doesn't give ashit.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Let's see uh number four.
What is the original name ofthe band before they settled on
Emerson Lake and Palmer?

Speaker 3 (32:54):
you know what?
I thought they were alwaysEmerson Lake and Palmer.
Keith Emerson was in the nicebefore Emerson Lake and Palmer.
That's not the question.
Mark Smith, or they did askJimi Hendrix to be in it, so it
wouldn't help.
Do you know the answer?
Is it going to be help?
No, okay.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
What Go?
Triumvirate no.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
That's wrong.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Before choosing ELP.
The band briefly considered thename Triumvirate before
choosing ELP.
So this is kind of a misleading.
All right, triumvirate beforechoosing.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
ELP.
So this is kind of a misleading.
All right.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Triumvirate was a German.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
They briefly considered the name as opposed
to the original name Becausethere is a band Triumvirate from
Germany that sounds a lot likeELP.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
Okay, weird.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
In which year did?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
ELP perform at the Isle of Wight Festival.
What was that?
That's repeated, I'm sorry.
Are you conjuring up HotelCalifornia with the candle?
Yeah, yeah Tips that helpsurvive.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Yeah, I know, unfortunately, he has a sense of
Colitis.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Right.
In which year did ELP performat the Isle of Wight?

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Festival 1970.
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
All right.
Which ELP song was based on thehymn jerusalem, jerusalem, yep
duh uh?
Which track from the worksvolume one album features a full
orchestra and choir closer tobelieving pirates?

Speaker 3 (34:26):
well, so does closer to believing that's a greg lake
song.
Pirates didn't have a choir.
Give you 50 on that.
That's a wrong.
Pirates didn't have a tomspalone where she was listening
okay, I'll believe you.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Uh, what was the name of the first elp album released
on their own label, manticore?

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Records.
Welcome back, my friends.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
This show never ends Brain Salad Surgery.
That was on.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Oh shit.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Tom's going to kill me.
What poem inspired lyrics tothe ELP song the Sage?

Speaker 3 (35:11):
The Sage by Harry Belafonte.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Well, it's the Sage, so yeah.
Was inspired by a combinationof folk themes.
What year did ELP officiallydisband before the reunion?
In the 90s, 79.
Which ELP song was originallycomposed by the Argentine
composer Alberto Genestera?

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Takata featuring Karl Palmer on Synthesize
Productions.
There you go?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
What famous piece of equipment did Keith Emerson
famously use during liveperformances?

Speaker 3 (35:45):
It's either the Moog synthesizer or the Hammond organ
.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Oh, look at this.
Tiffany says Hope y'all have agood night.
Thank you for the laugh, mark,you are awesome.
Don't Stop, stop, stop.
Tiffany Van Hill, beautifulTiffany.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Van Hilliffany, I think I want my own show.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
I think I want my own show now.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yeah, max is right uh , we're gonna talk, we're gonna
talk ready my case, we gottahave one of those talks, like I
told you about some other albumsokay, here we go, uh I might
not get through all 25 of these,which emerson lake and palma
member was once a member of theband King Crimson Greg Lake.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
What ELP song features the lyrics based on a
poem by English poet WilliamBlake, william Perry Blake.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Jerusalem.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Yep.
Which ELP album includes acover of the classic piece
Hoedown by Aaron Copland Trilogy?
Keep them coming.
What instrument did Greg Lakeprimarily play?
That's easy Bass, yeah.
Which ELP album was released in71 and is often regarded as the
breakthrough album?
Tarkus?
What unique recording techniquewas used on the song Tank from

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the debut album?

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Recording technique.
Is it a drum solo?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
No, that's not a technique, that's a drum solo.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Phasing Flanging.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Nope Back with drum tracks oh yeah, all right, all
right.
That's a no-thing question.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Oh yeah, all right, all right, that's a no-thing
question.
That's something Walter wouldask.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
In which city did ELP perform their first live
concert?
Newcastle, plymouth, england.
What was the studio albumreleased by ELP before they
disbanded in the 90s?
Black Moon In the hot seat Yep,in the hot seat.
Alright, now I'm going to giveyou some questions on Zebra.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
I can't wait to hear these questions.
Ai give me questions on ZebraExactly.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
I tried to say hard questions.
The first, ai spit out who thefuck is Zebra.
It's in Bronx Zoo.
Yeah, exactly what year wasZebra originally formed and
where did they originate?
New Orleans 73?
75.
All right, who are the originalmembers of Zebra and what

(38:21):
instruments do they play?

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Randy Jackson guitar.
Felix Hahnemann bass andkeyboards, Guy Gelsel drums.
But if you're talking reallyoriginal, there was a fourth
member.
I can't remember him.
Now, there you go, you got it.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Yeah.
Which major rock band heavilyinfluenced Zebra's early music
style?
Led Zeppelin.
What is the title of Zebra'sdebut album and what year was it
released Zebra Mofo debut albumand what year was it released
zebra mofo 1983.
Which zebra song became theband's biggest hit and reached
number 29 on the billboardmainstream rock chart.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Tell me what you want .
Nope, no, nope.
Uh, who's behind the door there?

Speaker 1 (38:56):
you go okay, you got it wrong though, so yeah, but
I'll just give you the secondchance wow that charted higher.
What notable producer, knownfor working with famous artists
like the stones and zeppelin,produced Zebra's debut album.
Jack Douglas.
What is the name of the recordlabel that first signed Zebra
Atlantic Yep, and who was theexecutive that signed them?

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Jason Flom.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Yep.
What unique characteristic doesthe cover of Zebra's
self-titled debut album thatbecame iconic for the band?

Speaker 3 (39:29):
It's their three faces.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
It's the black and white pattern reminiscent of
Zebra Stripes.
Oh, I know which Zebra albumwas released in 2003?

Speaker 3 (39:43):
um, what the fuck is that?

Speaker 1 (39:45):
uh four zebra, four zebra four.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Okay, I got it right what's the name of zebra?

Speaker 1 (39:52):
you have 50 because you only said four.
What is the name of zebra'slive album, where these are 90?

Speaker 3 (40:00):
zebra live and I was at the recording of it in Long
Island.
There you go, all right, which?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
member of Zebra, wrote most of the band's songs
and also known for his work inclassical music, randy.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Jackson, he writes everything.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
What instrument besides guitar is Randy Jackson
known for?
Playing Keyboards?
Yep, what was the peak positionof Ze's debut album?
Number one peaked at number 29in the billboard 200.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Which zebra song features areference to classical mythology
, mentioning the god jupiter inthe lyrics?

Speaker 3 (40:44):
but no more.
Tell me what you want, whatit's about?
A relationship gone bad?

Speaker 2 (40:53):
I don't know how did you come?

Speaker 3 (40:54):
into it.
All right, I got that one wrong, according to your.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
AI.
Well, you didn't know.
So AI is right.
In what year did Zebra performtheir first concert under the
name Zebra 75.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
And what was the venue?
New Orleans.
It was a high school.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Yeah, new Orleans, all right.
Well, you did.
Well, my friend, you did well.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Okay, I got a question for you, okay, okay.
What color is Morrissey'sdandruff when he sweats?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
What color is his dandruff when he sweats?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
When he sweats, yeah, yeah, yeah I don't know Black,
you're no fan, you suck.
I'm never talking to you aboutMorrissey again.
I know right, jesus, I know Allright.
So I got one, two, three, four,five wrong on ELP.
He's got 20 right and he's got20 right and I got two wrong on

(41:48):
zebra, which means you got 12right, 13 right.
There you go.
Did you ever listen to theirfirst album?
Just listen to it sometime.
It's good classic hard rock,you'll like it.
I'm telling you you'll like itall right, here you go.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Here's uh some uh trivia, basic rock and roll
trivia.
This is where I'm gonna suck.
All right, let's see.
Uh, so which band?
We know what the wall of soundis, but which band was the first
band, a group was the first touse it?
Uh in a live setting the wallof sound in a recording studio.

(42:15):
Oh, oh shit.
We know who did it phil specterdid it, but who was the first
group that he did it with?

Speaker 3 (42:25):
oh god, uh, martha and the vandals no, close the
ronettes.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Okay, be my baby, right?
Well, yeah, the whole album, Iguess.
Yeah, uh, let me see which.
Uh, which song did elvispresley famously refused to
record unless it was rewrittento include a more rock and roll
feel Hound Dog, yep.
What unusual method did theStones use to record the rhythm

(42:52):
track for their hit StreetFighting man?

Speaker 3 (42:55):
It was acoustic guitar distorted.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
The rhythm track was recorded using a portable
cassette recorder for a lo-fisound.
I got that wrong, which rockband famously turned down
Woodstock?
Because they didn't want toplay second fiddle to Jefferson
Airplane?

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Led Zeppelin no, jeff Beckwith the Doors.
Oh, I don't think they wouldhave went over good at Woodstock
.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
I don't know.
I don't know, not every bandthere was fucking good.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
I would say that Morrison would have had a fight
with Townsend.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
I think the Doors would have had a better set than
country Joe McDonald and theFish and the Grateful Dead and
the Grateful Dead, yeah, whatwas the original name of?
Wow, that's easy.
Let me see which.
It's easy for you.
I may get it wrong.
No, that one was easy.
Which classic rock band wasoriginally called the Gollywogs?

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Creedence Clearwater Revival.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Yep, what was the first rock and roll song to be
used as a theme for a majortelevision show?
The?

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Monkees, nope, I don't know Rock Around the.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Clock Happy Days.
That's a good question actually.
It Around the Clock Happy Days.
That's a good question actually.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
It's a trick question .
I'm going back to the 60s.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Let me see that one's easy.
Which 1960s rock group recordedtheir debut album at a studio
session that lasted only threedays?
Jesus, what was the?
First part of that the 60s rockgroup recorded their debut
album at a studio session thatlasted only three days.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
The Doors yeah that was a quick one that's pumping
it out.
It sounds great.
We already know that one.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
This might be easy.
Which famous rock band wasoriginally formed under the name
Smile Queen Yep.
What was the last studio albumrecorded by the oh you know that
one, abbey Road?
What famous rock song by theEagles?
Now that's easy.
I didn't go over these, as youcan see, it happens when you

(45:11):
fire your writing staff.
I know.
Okay, this is an interestingquestion.
What was the only song by theRolling Stones that featured
Keith Richards on lead vocalsthat became a major hit?
Happy Yep, which rock and rollsong, originally by Robert

(45:32):
Johnson, was famously covered byCream and became one of their
signature songs?
Crossroads, yeah.
You're insulting me with thisshit man, I'm just fucking
reading them as they come.
Okay, I'm gonna suck my guitaroff the stand.
What is the name of the firstrock and roll song hit to hit
number one on the Billboardcharts?

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Hmm, rock Around the Clock, yeah, oh wow, good guess.
Yeah, let me see Come on, Lou,you're missing us.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
He'd be sleeping right now.
This would be him.
What song?
The Doors were special.
Good night boys.
Good show, All right, DavePhillips.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
See you later?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Yeah, which song by Bob Dylan was the first to
feature him playing an electricguitar at the Newtown Like?

Speaker 3 (46:25):
a wrong song.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Which rock band based ?
No, what was the first rock androll single to be played in
space?
Space Oddity, johnny B Goode,oh okay.
Space Oddity, johnny B Goode,oh okay.
What famous rock star wasbanned from entering the USA due

(46:51):
to a prior drug conviction in1967?

Speaker 3 (46:56):
No, it wouldn't be Keith Richards.
Oh God, I'm stumped.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Britishish mcjaga ah it's one of the stones.
All right, let's get into some80s trivia.
Okay, what was the originalname of the space shuttle
challenger?
You'll never get that no, whatwas?
It sta 099.
Structural test, article 99 099uh.
Structural test, article 99.
Which British band's 1981 songGhost Town topped the UK singles

(47:32):
charts during a period ofwidespread riots in England?

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Oh, oh, oh oh.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
We were just talking about this a couple weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Clash.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Nope the specials oh this town sort of like a ghost
town.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Oh, I feel like an idiot with that one no more
fighting on the dance floor.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Yeah, anyway, uh, in 1985, which two countries signed
the Plaza Accord leading to asignificant appreciation of the
Japanese yen against the USdollar, oh, wow.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
A good guess would be you too.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
No, which two countries?

Speaker 3 (48:18):
signed the.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Plaza Accord.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Oh, you're killing me with these.
This is a tough one Did youknow it no.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
France and Belgium, leading to a significant
appreciation of the Japanese yen, the United States and Japan,
along with Germany, france andUnited Kingdom.
Yeah, let me see which film inthe this is the 80s which film

(48:51):
won the first best ever picturebest ever best picture oscar
awarded to a british directorsince world war ii, and who was
the director?
Doesn't matter who the directorwas.
Which film won the first bestpicture?
85, I think it was.
No, doesn't say what year.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
I'm thinking it's Ridley Scott, maybe wrong.
No.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
It's not.
It was 81.
It was 81.
It's a fucking boring ass movie.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Was it the one with Harrisonrison ford?

Speaker 1 (49:27):
no, not even close.
The fucking guys running on thebeach, chariots of fire yeah, I
got to see that yeah, I'm sorry, I missed it too I saw it in
one day.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
I saw that in taps.
Taps was clearly the bettermovie.
Remember that with George CScott, yeah yeah, Great movie In
1983,.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
what gaming console, also known as the Famicom in
Japan, helped revitalize thevideo game industry in the
United States?
Intellivision no, that was the70s.
That's a good one though.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Intellivision Wow.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Remember that my sister in television.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
No, that was the 70s.
That's a good one, though.
In television, wow, rememberthat my sister.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Yeah, the bowling was great.
Yeah, uh, nintendoentertainment system oh okay,
yeah, who was the first womanappointed to the us supreme
court?
I should know this of allpeople.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Supreme Court.
I should know this of allpeople.
Sondra Day O'Connor.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Yeah, yep, what do we got?
I mean, he's Civ.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Scott, Look at this.
Oh my God, Max Chariots of Fireis a timeless, amazing movie.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
I respect his decision on that.
Have some taste.
You know why I respect hisdecision.
This kid is smart.
He's smarter than you and I puttogether.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
I don't know.
He thinks Chariots of Fire is atimeless, amazing movie.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
There's a scene where they're singing Jerusalem in a
church and that's the one thingin the movie I went.
They're singing an EOP song.
I didn't know it was a hymn.
Yeah, leave Max alone.
You can pick on.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
walter, pick on he says you don't have, uh, yeah
see, walter has hair, but hewears the skull cap.
Oh boy okay, uh, what is thisone?
Which popular arcade gamereleased by namco in 1980 became
the best-selling arcade game ofall time?
Street Fighter, nope.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
What.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
You got it.
It's right behind me.
It's that right there.
I can't see it.
Oh, this is the bar-top versionPac-Man.
Oh man yeah that's like a 19.
They made these in 1982.
That's what that does.
Does yours work?
Yeah, oh, I got like a 19.
They made these in 1982.
That's what that does.
Does yours work?
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Oh, I got to come down.
It's all original, it's alloriginal.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Yeah, wow, it's still got the old TV screen, as they
call it.
And then none of these LED shit, new stuff.
I bought that for like I don'tknow 200 bucks or something.
Well, there was a period oftime where no one wanted them.

(52:10):
Yeah, well, I got it.
I was like my wife actuallywanted it.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
So I was like okay, uh, let me see.
Oh, by the way, happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Oh yep, it's dr vera, it was yesterday.
I ate six lobsters last night.
Six one and a half poundlobsters last night I saw that
picture.
It's real it's real.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
It's like you actually went on a beach and
shot a bunch of lobsters thefucking animals in this, the
middle of this nice.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
It's this catering place, right, but they have this
beautiful, beautiful kitchen,like it's open, it's huge and
they do events there and stuff,and like every month they just
open this place up and it's likeit was like 95 bucks a person
for this whole clam bake.
It was a buffet.
You only get two lobsters each,though, so I got my two.

(52:56):
My wife, dr Vera, does not eatlobster, so you got two more,
and my stepson couldn't make it.
So well, that's six lobsters,holy shit.
So I walked up and I give thelady three.
I said I have three tickets andshe goes okay, thank you.
And then the guy puts two on mytray and she says thank you, I
go.
I gave you three tickets andshe said yeah, I said that's six

(53:25):
lobsters.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Yep, she doesn't know you.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
She actually took a picture of you holding this big
tray with six lobsters on it.
Yeah, two pieces of corn on thecob, two corn on the cob, two
corn muffins yeah, I killed itall.
I ate one and then applecobbler for dessert.
I should be a professionaleater.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
How was this morning, were you?
Okay, I was fine.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Oh, okay, I was fine, let's see, I think you're Iron
man inside.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
I really do.
What's that?
I think inside you're Iron man.
Oh, speaking of Iron man.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Iron man activate.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
There you go Liverpool it's a new season, do
it.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Where are we here?
Which spacecraft this is the80s right which spacecraft made
its closest approach to Neptunein 1989, providing the first
close-up image of the planet?

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Oh, you stumped me, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Voyager 2.
That was a big deal actually.
It was who won the Nobel PeacePrize in 1984 for his
non-violent opposition toapartheid in South Africa.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Not Tutu.
Fuck, I can't remember his name.
You're killing me, all right,all right, annie glover
portrayed him in a great movie.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yeah, that's your answer.
No, it was desmond tutu.
You should have stuck with yourinitial answer yeah I thought
okay, no, okay, no, you'rethinking of the guy that was in
prison.
Yeah, yeah no, mandela no.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Okay, let's see you are drooling right now.
No, I'm glad I brought you outof your funk, but you still owe
500 bucks.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Which technological innovation, introduced in 1982,
was the first to allow consumersto easily record TV shows VHS
tape?

Speaker 3 (55:26):
VCR.
Vcr Because betas came out inthe 70s.
Yeah, that's why I said VHS Allright, beta was better.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
What was the name of the software that became the
first spreadsheet program forpersonal computers?
It was released in 79, butpopularized in the early 1980s
linux, visicalc.
Never heard of it, I know right, uh, let me see which still

(55:56):
uses it.
Which 1989 event marked thefall of the berlin wall?
Signing, uh, signaling the endof the of the Berlin Wall,
signaling the end of the ColdWar?
The event yeah, the answer isthe Berlin Wall fell down.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Yeah, because it's either that or the performance
of the wall at the wall.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Oh, ai, ai.
Let me see.
Okay, this is a good one.
This is 80s all the way.
Which fashion item became astaple of 1980s youth culture
and was famously worn bycharacters in the movie Back to
the Future?

(56:37):
Flipped up caps?
I had one of these.
Nope the jacket, I had a blueone.
Nope, well, nope, not a blueone.
Nope, well, nope, not a jacket.
Alright, what?
The puffer vest?
It's a vest, but it's the downlike it's the puffer vest.
I had one of those.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
It was blue.
I had one too.
Mine was sanguine red.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Sanguine.
There you go.
Okay, let's see what do we gothere.
I don't know about this onewhich popular 1990s TV show had
a character who was originallywritten to be played by a
stand-up comedian, but the rolewas eventually given to a

(57:24):
professional.
No, that's too obscure Friends.
I don't know which 2000s moviefamously contains a scene where
the cell phone ringing in theactor's pocket was unplanned but
kept in the final cut of thefilm.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Ooh, I'm stumped.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Yeah, Ocean's Eleven, Ah great movie.
Max says how do we?

Speaker 3 (57:50):
feel about the killers here, I don't know.
Ah, I liked them when theystarted, but they got to be too
dramatic and too much.
I don't like them anymore, butthe first album was good yeah,
they reminded me a little.
Yeah, they're kind of like aqueen sounding.
Yeah, I like the the, uh, themuse too.
When they first started, Ireally liked them.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
They kind of got after a while yeah, what was the
first music video ever playedon mtv europe?

Speaker 3 (58:16):
oh, I'm gonna guess it's a morrissey video well, 87,
it was still the smiths.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
They were just about.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
Oh okay, all right all right um ah rolling stones
money for nothing.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
That makes sense.
I want my mtv, yep whichanimated television series first
airing in the 90s holds therecord for most guest stars.
Which?
What series?
Animated television series?
Simpsons, yeah, yeah.
What was the name of thecontroversial single by Madonna
that was banned in 1989?

(58:57):
Papa Don't Preach no Close Likea Prayer, yeah, yeah yeah.
Banned by the Vatican didn'tlike it.
Yeah.
Which classic movie was almostdirected by Steven Spielberg in
the 80s but ended up beingdirected by Robert Zemeckis
instead?

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Those fucking things.
They put in the microwave andthey blew up Gremlins.
Back to the Future.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
I didn't know that.
Yeah, who was the first actorto play the role of james bond
in a film, and in which moviedid they first appear?
This one is a little bit trickythe first actor to portray
james bond ever play james bondin film.
In which movie did they firstappear?

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Something tells me, you're going to tell me when
they made that Casino Royalecomedy one.
I don't know, I thought it wasSean Connery.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Barry Nelson in 1954 television adaption of Casino
Royale.
Really yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
Holy shit, yeah right Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
What fashion designer was the first to have a model
wear nothing but body paint on acatwalk?
Yves Saint Laurent, makes sense.
What's the first movie tosurpass the $1 billion mark on
the worldwide box office?
Jurassic Park, nope what?

(01:00:32):
Titanic, 1997.
Oh yeah, rose Rose.
Which 1980s horror movie?
What is this Inspired by JohnCarpenter to create halloween
franchise, and what was theinspiration behind it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
this makes no sense no, because he created that in
the 70s.
Yeah, what's the answer?

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
psycho 1960 like 80s chat ai.
There you go.
It's still not that good.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Start paying your writers again I know, I, I know,
I know.
Oh, wait you got to pay forOasis tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
All right, in the 1990s sitcom feature which 1990s
sitcom featured a storylinewhere the character started a
fictional coffee shop business?
And what was the name of theshop?
What so Seinfeld?
Evidently one of the episodesthey started their own muffin

(01:01:29):
shop.
What was the name of the of theshop?
I don't think that's right no,I don't remember that episode no
, I think this is the episodewhere kramer worked in a muffin
shop yeah, yeah and it was, itwas the festivus, uh, and he
went on strike or he won.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Yeah, he went on strike.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Yeah, it was top of the muffin to you.
Yeah, which celebrity was thefirst to reach 1 million
followers on Twitter?

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Madonna, ashton Kutcher, ashton Kutcher really
yeah, ashton Kutcher yeah, I methim in our hospital.
He's filmed a skit for SaturdayNight Live.
He's actually a very nice guy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
What was the original intended title for the movie
Pretty Woman and why was itchanged?

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
The hooker that almost got away.
I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
The original title was $3,000, referring to the
amount of money Edward offeredVivian.
It was changed to Pretty Womanto align with the upbeat tone of
the film.
Wise choice, yeah, which 1980sband had a music video that
featured rotoscoped animationand became one of the most
iconic videos of the decade?

(01:02:34):
Accept.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Midnight Mover Aha.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Take On Me, oh, because yeah, alright, that's
yeah, keep drinking, buddy.
No, no, no, all right, that'syeah, yeah, yeah, keep drinking,
buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
No, no, no, I'm thinking Rotoscope, because the
metal band you know your brothermade me defensive about that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
I haven't had two bottles.
Colin, Don't fucking listen tohim.
What was the first American TVshow to feature an interracial
kiss?

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Star Trek.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Yep, yeah, yep, with Captain Kirk and Lieutenant
Uhura.
Yep, it's getting a littlefunky.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Which actor holds?
This is right up your alley.
Which actor holds the recordfor hosting Saturday Night Live
the most times, and how manytimes have they hosted it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Alec Baldwin, yep, or okay, I knew the number, I
can't remember the number 17times.
Yeah, because they have thatclub and whenever one of them
hits it, whenever a host hits it, all the guys come back.
Steve Martin, yeah, michael,what's his name?

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
King of New York guy, he comes back and yeah, yeah
what was the first reality tvshow to air in the united states
and what year did it debut?

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
cops no this is on this is pretty obscure.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
An american family which aired in 1973.
I remember hearing about that.
I don't know if I ever watchedit, probably didn't.
Just don't really.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Back then you didn't have digital video cameras, so
everything had to be filmed.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Big cameras in the house.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Yeah, which 1980s pop icon was originally offered the
role of Lydia Dietz inBeetlejuice before it was given
to Winona Ryder Madonna?

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Alyssa Milano.
Ah, everything's Madonna for me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
This is now basic pop trivia.
Yeah, pop culture trivia.
What was the first majorHollywood film to be released
entirely in digital formatwithout traditional cellulite
film prints?
Star wars partial credit.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Which one phantom menace nope which one episode
two attack the clones in 2002because I worked for a guy, noel
, that fixed film projectors anda little side story these mom
and pop theaters barely got anymoney because of disney.
If you showed a disney movie,disney got 95 of your ticket

(01:05:11):
sales and they got 25 of yourconcessions.
So the only way they couldsurvive would be sneak showings
in the afternoon.
Once they went, digital lucasdid that.
They couldn't even sneakshowing, so that was the end of
the mom and pop theaters.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Yeah, yeah.
Then that whole thing changedthat whole.
Uh, how they divided the money.
Now, most of the theaters getmost of it now.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
Yeah, it went back.
It goes back and forth, but thetheaters are kind of the
theaters that's the bottom ofthe theaters.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Like you need us, yeah exactly.
The.
It's big chains.
You don't have those little.
Remember the little theatersyou're growing up.
They had one in my hometown.
Me too.
I live a block from an oldtheater.
Yeah, beautiful building stillthere.
It's now it's like a, a daycareplace and a gymnastics place,
but it was a beautiful,beautiful building and you could
walk to see a movie and youwalked to see a movie.

(01:05:59):
Yeah, and you didn't break thebank to see a movie no, mondays
and and Tuesdays was dollarmovie night because the weekend
had already come.
They'll start a new movie on,like Wednesday, and nobody goes.
Yeah, so Monday and Tuesdayeverybody has already seen it in
this town, yeah, so it's, likeyou know, okay, dollar movie
night.
Back then I think the movie waslike $2.50.

(01:06:20):
Oh, yeah, to get in.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
You know we were bad.
We used to chalk the door openat Westwood Movie Theater and
sneak in.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
The owner did not know that the door was chalked
open for a whole week, we'dsneak in.
This is how bad AI is.
This is how bad it can be.
Sometimes it's either reallygood or it's fucking horrible.
Yeah, listen to this one, which1990s grunge band's lead singer
, died of a heroin overdose in1994, sparking widespread media

(01:06:52):
coverage and conspiracy theories.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Well, lane Stanley died, but it wasn't 94.
No, so Kurt Cobain died of agunshot wound, they said Kurt.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Cobain, that's what AI said.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
They said Kurt Cobain died of a drug overdose.
What do the tinfoil hat peoplesay about kirk?

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
coban, who, do they think, killed him.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
They think courtney yeah, I look, evil is evil.
I just have a hard timebelieving that I do because he
knew he was not a healthy guypsychologically, and she's not
evil she's I don't know, shejust gets a bad rap.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
She was that kind of really rebellious.
I love her.
I love my dad took me to someof those theaters oh, yeah, you
can watch it.
Yeah, yeah yeah, my dad took meto some of those theaters.
Yeah, we're not talking aboutthose movies, lou no hand cream
theaters no, I think.

(01:07:45):
I think that, uh, courtney lovegets a bad rap.
Okay, she, she can be anasshole, but she was that.
She was the grunge queen, shewas rebellious and a drug addict
and yeah, hole was a great band.
Okay, so the the second albumis fucking, live through.
This is a fucking amazing album, one of the best albums in the
90s.

(01:08:05):
If you ask me, uh, it's one ofthose perfect albums.
Start to finish.
If you've never listened to it,uh, just put down what you
think you know about courtneylove or what goes on with her.
But uh, live through this is afucking great album, great
fucking album.
And uh, you know, I think kirkobame probably wrote a lot of

(01:08:28):
those lyrics just like uh one.
That billy was billy corganbilly corgan from the smashing
pumpkins wrote you know sothere's that, but that's the
fucking record industry, right?
yeah yeah, that's what they.
I mean, it is what it is.
That's that's business, it'snot fair, right.
But you know, she wrote themand you know what?

(01:08:48):
She was one of the first people, really one of the very first
people, to call out HarveyWeinstein Weinstein, and that's
what ruined her acting career.
He ruined her acting career,but she was fucking right.
But they were like oh, that'sjust Courtney Love.
They gaslighted her and youknow the big powerhouse, you

(01:09:09):
know miramax, uh, you know, uh,whatever, she was a good actor.
She was a good actor.
Yeah, she did good.
She did good larry flint.
She was great, larry flint yeah,and they fucked her over
because she she called out forthe truth.
You know, yeah, which popularchildren's cartoon show from the
1980s was originally created topromote a toy line Cabbage.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Patch Kids.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
No, no, this was created just to sell toys, but
it took on a life of its own.
Smurfs, nope, he-man and theMasters of the Universe oh
really, yep, that came after thetoys.
Wow, that was before the toys.
It was created to sell toys soit was like every episode was

(01:09:53):
like an advertisement for them.
Yeah, yeah.
And then netflix and fuckingthat idiot uh, what's his name?
That did Clerks.
What's his name?
Kevin Smith.
What a fucking woke piece ofshit he is.
He goes in there and absolutelydestroys it, kills He-Man in

(01:10:15):
the first episode.
Why do you call it Masters ofthe Universe?
And then they kill He-Man?
Oh, and, by the way, theykilled Skeletor too.
And then they made the women.
Does that make them woke?
Yeah, because then the womentook over and they were the
masters of the universe.
That's not the fucking cartoon.
No, no, you gotta go with thefucking.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
I didn't even know he did it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
And it was misleading .
Yeah, he said, oh I.
He says, oh, I love He-Man.
I used was mislead.
Yeah, he said, oh I I.
He says, oh, I love he man.
I used to watch it all the timewhen I was a kid and then
someone finds a clip of himsaying I never watched he man,
it just wasn't in my uh, wasn'tin my thing.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
I was into comic books, yeah yeah, I didn't even
know he did the show.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
It was fucking like it got brutalized.
Dude, it got brutalized anddude it got brutalized.
And why do you kill He-Man inthe first fucking episode?

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
I'm just scared to know that there's adult He-Man
fans out there.
There are.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
I mean, this is a whole generation of kids that
grew up watching that shit.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
Well, you know what?
I'm still a Pinhead fan.
I was a teenage thing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
What was the first website ever created?

Speaker 3 (01:11:24):
Ooh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Myspace?
No, I'd ever created, ohmyspace.
No, that might have been thefirst real social media.
Yeah, what info dot c-e-r-n,dot c-h in info wars, info wars,
yeah, uh, let me see.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
No, that's easy, that's easy which movie won the
Academy Award for Best Picturein 1994?
.
Seven, I know Forrest Gump.
Oh see, I'm bad with years.
Yeah, that is a good movie.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
Really it is a good movie.
Really it is a good movie.
Yeah, yeah, where are we?

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
at.
They did a good job with GarySinise's legs in that one.
When they did that, that reallylooked real.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
That was good, CGI.
What major political scandalled to the impeachment of a US
president in 1998?
Eatin' ain't cheatin' baby.
Yeah, yeah, look at that eatingain't cheating baby.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, dna, it'sokay when he did it.
But then everybody hates trumpbecause he got accused of
something that he didn't even.
There was no witnesses.

(01:12:34):
Well, you didn't grab her bythe doesn't matter.
Well, you know, you know whatyou know clinton did with the
cigar, so there's all that.
Oh, look at the box.
I got that.
He's only that.
Oh, it's fine.
Look at Fox.
He's like oh, that means onlythat crazy Bill Clinton Good old
.
Southern boy, good old Southernboy.
He likes that fried chicken,it's all right, he's a Democrat,
he can do whatever he wants.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
Don't worry, he was the best Republican president we
ever had.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
Let's see what technology did Sony release in
1994 that revolutionized homegaming.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
PlayStation.
Yep, yeah, I had the original.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
I still have it.
What was its main competitor?

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Oh, was it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Xbox, no, nintendo 64 .

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Oh, Xbox came much later yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Yeah, I can't play the new video games.
Nintendo 64, mario Racing, thatwas the best.
What?

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
was the first song ever to be released as a digital
download in 1994?
.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
Losing my Religion from REM no no.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
That was.
Wasn't that like 88?

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
Lose Taron like lose going Mark you stupid idiot Head
First by Aerosmith.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
That doesn't make sense.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
That could be wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Isn't there a band called Head East?

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
I mean yeah there is a band called.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Head East.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Yeah, that's great.
And they, they had.
They had one good hit, uh greatsong yep yeah.
Which 1990s film became thehighest grossing animated film
of all time?
I think it's probably beenbroken by then, maybe I don't
know 90s, 90s yeah, aladdin, theLion King in 94, who was the

(01:14:28):
first female Secretary of State.

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
Oh, I got her autobiography, madeline.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Albright Yep, which boy band formed in 1993 and went
on to become one of thebest-selling bands of all time
Queen Queen.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Yeah, lovey, yeah, no Boyz II Men.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Nope Backstreet Boys, who was the top female tennis
player of the 1990s.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
Oh, I only know Billie Jean King, and that's not
the 90s.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
Jesus Christ, Steffi Graf oh okay.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
She ended up marrying Andre Ag 90s.
Oh, I I only know billy jeanking, and that's not the jesus
christ.
Yeah, stephy graff.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Oh, okay she ended up marrying andre augustine,
that's something she had.
That big old honker, but therewas something pretty about it.
She just like it worked for her.
Like stephy graff, it justworked for her.
You know, she had a honker shegot a big old honker she did a
big old nose, but it was kind ofjust worked for her.
Sometimes you get those likewhat's her name?

(01:15:28):
Um, uh, what was her name uhfuck.

Speaker 3 (01:15:33):
When she had a cold, they called out the fire
department yeah, yeah, uh, whatwas her name?

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
um, how was it?
No, I forget.
And there was this.
It was this actress and she wasa model too and she like had a
gap teeth and she, her face waskind of.
She said my eyes aren't aligned, it's just, but it all works.
Some name, a movie she was in.
I, I can picture her, but Ican't, uh, I can't put it
together.

(01:15:59):
Well, I'll remember it afterthe show, not that that matters.
Uh, all right, we're getting tothe end of this.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
This was just technically a filler show yeah,
because it's not like we weresupposed to celebrate something,
me and lou, but it's not goingto happen tonight I I know I got
to take a little bit of blamefor this, because well, all of
it because I'm really theproducer of the show I have been
just really embedded with.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
I did a podcast interview today for the vets
connection podcast and I wassigning a contract for my my
fundraiser in november and I'vejust been doing a lot of like my
foundation interviews.

Speaker 3 (01:16:40):
Interviews take everything out of you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
You, you give a lot of energy to those interviews
yeah, you have to, you have tobe kind and it's they're serious
interviews, although this onewas pretty funny at the
beginning because, okay, let me,let me just take a little break
here.
People would probably ratherhear these stories than these
trivia questions, but, um, so I,I have this set up and it's
with these uh, it's two peopleand, like this guy's the

(01:17:03):
executive director of FloridaVoices for Health, which is,
like you know, they dolegislation, you know, they
really about improvinghealthcare in the state of
Florida.
And you know, and the guy foundout about me through somebody I
interviewed on another podcastand oh, look at this Fucking,

(01:17:24):
here he comes to save the day,lou, hey, hey hey, what are you
doing?
Coming to save the day.
Yeah, save the day for me.
I left rehearsal early.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
I left rehearsal early, just so I could save this
show.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
Lou is watching.
He's like I got to fucking savethese motherfucking people, I'm
a bad.
This is not a well so for thelisteners.
For the listeners look at Lou.
Few was left when you came on,so I don't know what that means.
Patty's still there, of courseshe says um so we're doing this
interview, right, I'm doing thisinterview, and it's, and it's.

(01:18:00):
You know, they're in northernFlorida and this lady, she's a
wife of a veteran, she's aveteran, she's a military spouse
, she's a veteran, she's like anadvocate, she's a writer, nice,
nice lady.
And so she set up, just kind of, this is how the setup is right

(01:18:28):
, and like about five minutesinto the interview, her fucking
camera just tanks over, boom itwas her iPad and you just see it
go fucking up and you hear hergo oh, she's grabbing it and
it's fucking chaos.
It's a good thing this is anedited interview.
You're right, but it just setthe tone and then the other
dude's mic wasn't working and itends up.

(01:18:49):
You know, to his computer endsup he goes.
Well, I do have a standalonemic like I can.
Yeah, just plug your mic in,dude, you know, great interview
and everything but uh just showswhat can happen in the course
of a yeah, yeah in an interviewso, and lou, you missed the
beginning of this.
My intro wasn't ready and I hadto.
I vented for like five minutesuntil the intro was uploaded.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
Scott's feeling really hurt tonight.
He lost a bet Poor guy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
I know, I know he did and I can't wait till you and
Perry treat me to REM when theyplay, but it won't be England,
those tickets aren't going to bethat expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
Ooh, I heard that one .

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
As part of your wager , you bought yourself, you and
Jack tickets to go to Wembley.
Not yet.
They go on sale Saturdaymorning.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Yeah Right, and I had to break the news to my wife
that these aren't going to becheap tickets.
I would think I'm wondering,and I said to Mark if I'll even
get them.
They just Technology Mark'slike well, there's so many
tickets but there's so manyfucking people.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
What does?

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Wembley hold Like 70,000?
.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
Don't forget Scott.
People will try to get theother shows too.
I think a lot of people aregoing to try to get the
Manchester show.
That's the homecoming.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
Have they scheduled the whole series in cities In
Europe?
Is it coming to?

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
America.
Then they're going to do a live25 tour of the United States.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
If they make it through, yeah, if they don't
kill each other.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
No, I think at this point they'll be fine.
I think Noel's him and his wifehad done.
I think she might have been acog in that machine because Liam
dogged her when it was Twitterand I think he saw something
there and Noel didn't.
Well, they ended up gettingdivorced and so I think Noel's

(01:20:43):
like you know what, Maybe littlebrother was right.
I don't know, they will.
I maybe we'll get the story,maybe we won't and the business
behind.
You know, there's some, there'ssome deep pockets offering some
some good, good money to thesame money oh, yeah, yeah and
now that liam's done with I mean, uh, noel's done with his
divorce and everything, and youknow um, now my son my son is a

(01:21:06):
no fan.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
He loves no.
I love them both.
Even he admits, though his lastcouple albums have been yeah,
like you know, I'm a bigger liamfan.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
I love noel gallagher , but I've oh, I like liam.
He's got.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Anthony says he's got no spark, there's no nothing
original, he's just likeretreading on his yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Well, you know, high Flying Birds he wasn't really
putting out and he played in theStates too.
He came over here.
See, liam was smart, you got tonurture and grow.
Yeah, you know, just conqueryour land.
You're rich enough as it is.
You know, you don't have totravel too far, you live there.
You know it's like what thehell to travel too far.

(01:21:44):
You live there.
You know it's like what thehell I mean.
How many bands in Americareally go to England Right?

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
You know, Initially they go there to become
successful or to make it likethe Stray Cats did.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Yeah, and some of them like Hendrix did.
And then you get the bands thatstay there that we never know
about.
You know groups like you knowtheandy, warhols or tito and
tarantula, and you know thebrian jonestown massacre.
All those bands like they wentover there and they're big in
europe, like they're bigger andnot just thinking like weird

(01:22:14):
parts of europe brian jonestownmassacre are not english.

Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
No, I thought they were antoine.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
No, no, I'm telling you, watch that fucking
documentary, uh, with the, thedandy wall holes and the brian
jones hell massacre.
Uh, it's one word.
I I've sent it to you guys inthe past.
Yeah, yeah, you will see.
The fucking antoine newcomb isa fucking genius he's, but he's
fucking crazy too well, thatgoes hand in hand.

(01:22:42):
Genius manic, like you, youwatch that documentary and it's,
it's fucking great, like it's,he's just.
But then they get in the studioand the dude's like a machine
and they do that psychedelicmusic, which is what I like
modern psychedelic.
Yeah, I love that shit.
I love that shit like I thinkspace boy nine is one of those

(01:23:05):
bands now that does that stuffand, um, I just love that kind
of offbeat psychedelic kind of,but I don't like 60s psychedelic
music.
That's all.
That's the weird part.
Oh, I do, I know you do, yeah,yeah, so I that, oh, and so then
I find out today that there'sthis venue around here.

(01:23:29):
I don't want to put them on thespot because it's not their
fault, but I was talking tosomeone.
They were like oh yeah, yeah,that show got canceled, like the
company canceled it and thevenue canceled it.
And so I had, I had found out.
I said why did they cancel it?
Well, it just wasn't sellingtickets.

(01:23:49):
I go, do you mind if I ask likewhat the act was?
And they said, yeah, it was aramones tribute act.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Oh jesus, I was like good, good I think nobody wants
to fucking hear the ramonesanymore I have a theory that if
the Ramones were all alive andthey were still together, they
wouldn't be selling out.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
No, no, well, no, they would have a respectable
showing.
They would probably.
I suppose they would, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
And you know, there's those fucking idiots that jump
on it just because it's theRamones and they think it's the
cool thing to like.
Because it's the Ramones andthey think it's the cool thing
to like.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
They sell Ramone shirts at Old Navy yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
And there's only one of them left to collect the
money right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Was it Tommy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
Is it Tommy or Marky?

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
It's like the.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
Danny Baldwin of the Baldwin family?
Okay, the one that does thesatellite radio show, and he
does one on Sirius.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
I'm Tommy Ramone.
Here's my show.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
He produced a Replacements record or two.
Oh did he?
Yeah, not a great productioncredit.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
Not a great production credit.
No.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
It gave them some serious punk cred.
Have a Ramone producer.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Producer record engineer or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, uh, let's see, letme.
Let me, let me drop a questionin here for a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
You guys been talking trivia all night well, yeah
well scott hit me with elptrivia and zebra trivia.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
I got so long, yeah, and the audience was so
interested, but I didn't give afuck with this episode when I'm
when I'm the only one hostingwith him, he doesn't give a fuck
.
No, I know you two got to dothis with mark, and I didn't
care what the audience wasthinking, because you know again
.
So elp is not like everybody'scup of tea and Zebra is not

(01:25:44):
everybody.
But I did it for Mark, I wantedto test Mark, I wanted to see
where.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
So I sacrificed ratings, sacrificed ratings, and
he criticized you.
Well, max is.

Speaker 3 (01:25:56):
Walter's son, and he got on.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
Now that I'm here, you can put him in the penalty
box.
You think so?
Can I really?

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Well, I think I did it earlier, anyways, I did do it
anyways, but okay, look.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
There you go.
Penalty box, there you go.
It's just a thing, it's atradition.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
He was.
You know, it's like a holidaytradition While you were gone,
lou, while you weren't here.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
I wasn't just slacking off.
I'm not in the penalty box.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
No, I'm just going to tell you he was trying to
negotiate his own deal.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
I'm just being transparent here.
While he's in, I appreciatethat.
While he's in the penalty box,what kind of deal was he trying
to negotiate?
Was he trying to get?

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
me out.
No, he wanted, like cases ofwine delivered Yellowtail, yeah,
yellow piss wine.

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
You just scoop out his toilet before he flushes it,
He'll have the same thing.
Wakey wakey, Wakey wakey yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
He was trying to negotiate his own deal.
We'll talk about more off theair.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
That's weird, because what happened was the knife
handle broke off.
But the knife is still in mybag.
Exactly that happened to my dadone time.
My dad got stabbed and theknife handle broke off.
He got stabbed in the ribs andthe handle broke off.
Oh, Jesus.
Wait, I got to wake up for thisone.
I have the newspaper clip.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
My father had it, my father, so his ex ex-wife, his
second ex-wife, not my mom.
Okay, uh was, she was fuckinglunatic, right and uh still is.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
I don't know if she's still alive.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
There she is, um, so I don't know what was going on
in his life at that time I wasin, but this is a story.
I was told that they had hadsome sort of falling out and she
went and got some fucking guyshowed up at their house and was
going up, like going up to thesecond floor and my father
fucking meets him in the hallwayand the dude pulls out a gun

(01:27:58):
and my father fucking gets beatsthe dude's ass, takes the gun
and like they run out into thestreet and there was a fucking
shot fired.
It was just fucking like youcan't do that shit today this is
the scorches movie.
It was fucking crazy.
I was like what he told me thewhole story and he was laughing
while he was telling me thestory like what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
yeah it's.
It's a little randomoccurrences there.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
You know one of the one of the uh, uh, one of the
who is it?
New kids on the block.
They're all from boston,they're all from like dorchester
, and so my father beat up oneof their fathers he did.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
You're part of rock history.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
Uh, you could be on vh1 classics, my father has some
great fucking stories, man, andhe has no reason to lie to us
like his kids, you know,especially when he's 90.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
I have the newspaper clipping and we had a roller
rink and some guy tried to getin drunk and give my mother a
hard time.
My mother's working in theticket office, that's a mistake.
So my dad threw him out.
You know the old wrestler, andthe guy sits there and goes.
You got a nice smile.
My dad turned away and hethought he got punched.
And when he felt he felt theknife handle and you know the
knife, the blade rather, and thehandle.
So I said what did you do?
He goes.
He chased the guy down.

(01:29:13):
So by that time the cops camemy dad was kicking him in the
head.
Nice, you had another rink Idon't think I was even born yet.

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
Because I went to your rink in Chestnut.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
Ridge Road.
No, it was much more, slightlymore civilized, yeah, when.

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
I was a little kid, scott.
I was going to his father'srink and my pants were ripping
while I was skating.
But that's another story.
I wish I knew you then.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
I heard that story, you already told that story.
Let me see, let me pull outsome.
These are all 90s, easy shit.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
If I can't get them, lou will get them, maybe not.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
I ran out of questions.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
I ran out of questions.
I want you to hit Lou with REMtrivia next week.
I want you to hit Lou with REMnext week.
I want you to hit lou with remaria.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
I don't know yeah, just do it, just do it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
That means I have to do research oh, no, no, no, blue
aster called the busy guy blue.
I'm a busy guy, all right, Iwill get blue aster called you
get the trivia.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
Yeah, you get the trivia.
And let lou answer it.
Yeah, I don't know if I coulddo that I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
Chat GDP, blue Easter called trivia.
It's good for a lot of things.
Trivia questions not so good.
There is no trivia for BlueEaster called Put together.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
Go to chat GPT, it'll put a fucking nice business
plan together for you.
But trivia questions, like Lou.
One of the questions earlierwas what 90s grunge artist
overdosed?
And there was talk ofconspiracy theories and Mark's
trying to answer and I said thisis the worst question ever and

(01:30:59):
Mark's like well, layne Staleyoverdosed.
But that was later and then Isaid Kurt Cobain was the answer.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
That's when I got home, at that point and I heard
the worst question in thehistory of milk crates and
turntables.
Yeah, but then I'm like, butalso I mean I'm another person
that thinks that court um cornylove did not kill him you know,
we agreed.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
I think that that was yeah, that that was.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
Now they say he runs in his family, his uncles.
He had two uncles commitsuicide.
Depression runs in the familythe question?

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
I think I think it wasn't that she killed him.
The question was, I mean the,the.
The theory was she drove him toit, she was there when he did
it, she talked him like intodoing it like she and then left
him there for a while and then,yeah, yeah, that's because you
know what it's just like withthis.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
A lot of kirk cobain fans just hated courtney yeah
yeah, she was the budgie bird onthe elephant's back there
feeding off the, the pleco andthen the fish tank I'm a fan of
talented on her own.
She was the Yoko of grunge.
That's what some people werethinking.
Well, at least she's got talent.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
April Bernard.
Everyone say hi to April, april.
April's known me since I waslike fucking nine.
She's brave.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
Huh, she's still your friend.

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
No, April wasn't brave.
I don't know April could handleherself back in the day.

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
You tell me stories about you as a kid, though, yeah
, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
I was a good kid when I was little.
I was a good kid.

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
Weren't we all little ?
We're all good kids when we'relittle.

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
Yeah, yeah, knee high , kne yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
Knee high Knee high.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
Knee high to a grasshopper, that's it.
Great knee high.
That was growing up back thenwhere I was.

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
I counted.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
One time there was literally from one street, two
streets, three streets.
It's like you know, I don'tknow, in this town it would be
like a block right town, it'd belike a block right.
There was literally I counted90 kids.
Yeah, because there wasfamilies of five, six, seven,
three, eleven, four, exactlylike all these families had a

(01:33:14):
lot of kids.
Yeah, catholics yeah, good itwas like, okay, you counted them
but you hung out with your agerange.
But it was like i'm'm like areyou fucking?
This is why it was the greatestfucking time.

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
Well, you know, then what happened was, you know,
everyone became so uptight about, I think, about parenting, a
lot of ways I mean the kids were, freedom was taken away.
I mean I think we're the lastfree range generation, so you
know, we were the baby boomers.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
We were the last of the baby boomers.
I'm no baby boomer.
Yes, you are.

Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
No, I'm not you are Gen X, I don't care about that.

Speaker 1 (01:33:47):
You're Civil War.
You're Civil War.
You're illogical bullshit.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
When were you born?
I was born in 61.
The end of the baby boomers is63.
And I just saw it today.
I forgot what the term was forother generations, but they said
Gen X 61 now to 81.
I think maybe.
No, that's not right.
I think of people 15 yearsolder than us.

Speaker 1 (01:34:10):
Yeah, no, gen X in the original term.
The name that they called themfor a while and I remember this
term was called Key Latch Kids,because the boomers were not,
they were like they weren't thebest parents.
They're working all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:34:24):
You're absolutely right.
So I had friends in high schoolwhen I saw Ferris Bueller's Day
Off, remember the kid who hatedhis father and he ran the
engine on the car and it wentout the deck.
Almost every kid the town thatwas on the other like I was in
Hillsdale, the town Rivervale,Every kid I knew from Rivervale
was that kid Perfect they, Everykid I knew from Rivervale.
Was that kid Perfect?
Yeah, they did.
I never met their parents.

(01:34:44):
There was a couple kids.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
I never met their parents, but now all my friends,
the parents were like ah,parents type deal, you know what
I mean.
But Baby Boom has ended, Ithink in 65, I think that's the
end of the boom it says yes, genX starts.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
Yeah, end of the boom .

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Yeah, it's the Gen X starts.
I've seen conflicting.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
I've seen something today.
Said it the first generationGen X book.
The book was called GenerationX.
Yeah, they were calling it 61as the start, but what they're
doing now they're separatingthese generations into cohorts.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
It's never going to change.
They can't rewrite history.

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
We're the younger cohorts of Baby Boom.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
No, they try to change history.
History, it's revisionisthistory.
It's been, it's been theboomers since.
Now they come in and they tryto change it, like this
generation's like.
Well, that's not really how itis oh, they know everything.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
You can't rewrite everything, you can't stop
recreating these generations Ithink they recreated and bumped
it back to 64.

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
Yeah, I don't know, but either way you look at it,
it is what it is and you getthis generation after us that
they were also called babybusters.
Yeah, because they weren'thaving a lot of kids, like our
generation when we got older didnot have a lot of kids.

(01:36:04):
And uh, then they came up withgen x and that was based on a
book and the guy that wrote thebook got it from somebody else.
It was called like.
This guy called them like, uh,like chapter x or something like
that.
He called that generation andthis guy just put generation in

(01:36:25):
front of it and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But you know, I and I loveseeing these things on what's
that?

Speaker 2 (01:36:32):
generation, jones, is the generation or social cohort
between the baby boomgeneration and generation x.
It's, that's the tail end.
Like I don't, I don't.
I always thought the baby boomwas like they didn't like
alternative rock, you know, someof them made it, but the
boomers they didn't like oldTurner of Rock.
Some of them made it, but theboomers that I know were just
more I mention because I comefrom a big family so I've got
older siblings that are oldenough to be my parents, so to

(01:36:55):
me they're the boomers.
I was that little brother.
That was kind of weird.
You know what?
Lou?

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
That's why.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
I identify.
I identify as generation X.

Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
I didn't know that, because when I saw Stephanie
Miller a couple weeks ago, jesusI thought you liked that, Scott
.
When I saw Stephanie Miller acouple weeks ago, she came out
on stage with this GenerationJones t-shirt.
I'm like what the fuck isGeneration?

Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
Not buying into all that shit.
No, no, I'm not buying intosomebody trying to fucking
change its revisionist history.
Just fucking leave it alone.
Hey, it's been baby boomer fromthis point to this point lose,
lose me.

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
He's with me, he's a generation xer he can go ahead,
try to be.

Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
He identifies as one, and, and well, you know what?

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
oh, by the way, all that shit's going out the window
too, if you watch the news allthat shit's going out the
fucking window too.

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
They're all like fuck that shit I'm inclusive, I'm
accepting lou, and that's thatand that is all great enjoy
being a generation.

Speaker 1 (01:37:57):
I'm a motherfucking proud boomer.
I fucking I am a proud boomerokay, boomer, okay, I'll take it
.
Okay, I'll take it.
Can I quote mark baron boomer?

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
lives, boomer lives.
That's what mark baron does atthe end of lives that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
You can't get rid of us.
Boomers was the greatestgeneration of music, so fuck
them.
Yeah.
Classic rock mostly yeah,that's fine, and that's that's
the greatest generation of music.
So fuck them.
Yeah.
Classic rock mostly yeah,that's fine, and that's the
greatest generation of music Oddgeneration.

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
I wonder if Michael Stipe would consider himself a
baby boy.

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
When was he born?
He's just a fucking baby.
Well, he's 160.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
That's all he is oh.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
I saw a video of him recently and they were playing
back vocals of the originalLosing my Religion, the demo.
He said in his very MichaelStipe way I don't really like
listening to myself.
I just don't.
I never liked listening tomyself.

(01:38:58):
That monotone face that he has.
It was kind of yeah, it's kindof shitty, like the, the, the
demo and uh, he, yeah, you cansee the uncomfortableness in his
face.
But he's a pussy.

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
That's my point I don't, I don't, I don't think he
can sing anymore.
He's supposed to put out a solorecord for a long, long time,
but he says I saw it and he goes, I don't sing anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
I think being a pussy can make you a good artist.
Freddie Mercury wasn't a toughguy, he was a good artist.
Rod Stewart's not a tough guy,he's a good artist.
We won't go into Morrissey,though.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
Doesn't matter Morrissey has to have the AC on
no Morrissey, though Doesn'tmatter, morrissey has to have
the AC on no Morrissey.
Hey look, he doesn't hide it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
No he's got to have the AC on in the theater.
Yeah, and you can't have meatfor sale in the venue.
I respect Morrissey.
I like his attitude.
Yeah, no, look at the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
He says exactly what he feels and they try to crucify
him for it.
Oh and, by the way, johnny Masaid one of the reasons we did
not become friends is because ofour politics.
So that's the fucking liberalidiot that will end a friendship
because of politics.

Speaker 3 (01:40:14):
I'm in the camp of Johnny Ma.

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
Was it an ended friendship?

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
Yeah, he said we moved further apart when I heard
his politics.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
Why the fuck do you end that friendship because of
politics?
He said.
We moved further apart.
When I heard his politics,sounds like Neil Sean and
Jonathan Cain.
Why the fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
Do you end that friendship because of politics?
Where's your head?

Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
Never I lost one of my best friends in the world.
It just makes no sense.
I lost a friend of mine becausehe wouldn't accept my politics
and he stopped talking to me.
I'm like dude, we're friends.
We're like soulmates, brothers.
Don't Don't end a friendshipbecause of politics.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
It's unbelievable and it goes on both sides.
I'll give it to you.
It's both sides.

Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
Yeah, those politics will continue, but you lost a
friend.
How about not you know?
Yeah, this guy won't talk to meand I'm like we were the best
friends and he's a great guyyeah, see that makes no sense.
No yeah, by the way, thatfriend was Lou, but I'm not
saying anything.

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
Hey, what was the original name of Radiohead
Lubehead Before they changed itin 1991.

Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
I was joking about Lube, by the way.
No, you weren't.

Speaker 2 (01:41:13):
I'm so conservative it hurts.

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
I asked the fucking question.
You want to continue thisconversation?
I'll be more than glad toengage this conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
A friend, like a friend of mine, said it one time
because I'm so conservative Ilike what april said about
freddie.
He's right, she's right, he wasbadass and um.

Speaker 2 (01:41:32):
And patricia, you are so wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:41:35):
Challenge yahtzee you're right, scott, they are
always trying to changeeverything.
That's right, patty thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
Change is good.
That's how you move forward.
Yes, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
I think April agreed with it too that they're always
trying to change things.
They, they.
How about the younger kids?
No, yeah, you know what it is,it's not in that.
So that particular conversationthat we just had about changing
, you know, revisionist history,that's not a political
conversation.
No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:42:01):
That's not a political conversation.
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
That's people coming in trying to establish what they
think they know and how theywant to see it.
It doesn't matter which side ofthe aisle that's out the window
, that's a hallmark.
This is an egomaniac saying Idid research and I found out.
Well, you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
Thanks to social media right, they got a platform
.
But I work in a hospital wherehalf the hospital is younger,
like they're in their 30s, and Italked to them and I want to
say they're dumb, but theyreally think they know
everything and they won't acceptthat they're wrong.
You know, it's like we know ourcontent, we know our shit, we
know history enough like not allof us are I'm not history smart

(01:42:38):
, but and they just they have a,the idea of everything.
What is a boomer?
They have their idea, theydon't know.

Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
Okay, I'm done, you can all wake up now.
My parents went through thesame thing with us.
Our grandparents went throughthe same thing.
You're right, and I tell peoplethat Talking to them is like
talking to us back in the 80s.
We weren't fucking hearing it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
Look, scott, you posted one time on Facebook and
you said it right.
You said everybody now in ourgeneration is complaining about
people blasting the hip-hopright and they hate it.
But we blasted humble pie backin our day and our parents hated
it.
So it's like just accept thatthat's what they like you know
what is the name of that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:43:17):
What is it was?
It was that music?
It's not music, it's bass tones.
It's been going on for like 20,30 years you're at a traffic
light.
What is that called?
Is there a name for that?

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
yeah, it's, it's actually.
Uh, it's called, uh, it hasbase in the in the name it's all
, it's all base.

Speaker 2 (01:43:33):
That's all it is.

Speaker 1 (01:43:33):
Yeah, and it's shit, well, fucking I sat in my
buddy's truck one time and hehad this system in there and it
made it fucking, literallyalmost made me nauseous that
actually does that to people.

Speaker 2 (01:43:47):
It's a physical effect.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
I've been people sitting in their hair is fucking
standing on edge.
There's competitions, see who'sgot who can hit the loudest
decibels of fucking bass.
I sat in and I was like fucking.
I'm like, oh, this is making mefucking nauseous well, I think
they also in your car.

Speaker 2 (01:44:06):
that'll loosen screws .
That'll loosen, you know, thatkind of stuff.
You're going to get some metalfatigue just from blasting that,
because you know you can hearit from around.

Speaker 3 (01:44:14):
Remember that scene in Singles when Matt Dillon
tricks up his girlfriend's carand he turns it up and her
window starts smashing.

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
April says the nervous system hits sideways.
That sums it up pretty good,that's perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:44:31):
Your body, your electricity, it's getting all
disrupted, everything's gettingdisrupted.

Speaker 1 (01:44:34):
You want to fucking torture some Taliban
motherfuckers?
Put them in my buddy's truck.
That's what they do.

Speaker 2 (01:44:41):
Well, they play Quiet Riot yeah, wait, what are some
of the bands Remember what theydid?
Well, they play Quiet Riot.
Yeah, what are some?
Of the bands Remember what theydid to Noriega.
What was the meet?
Yeah, what was it Outside his?

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
compound for like days.

Speaker 2 (01:44:53):
They just played fucking Metallica.

Speaker 1 (01:44:56):
Fucking everything.
Heavy metal, just heavy fuckingmetal.
It's like psychological warfare, Totally yeah.
The lawyer that lived next toTony.
He was trying to buy the housefrom him on the beach.
And the lawyer, that actor Idon't know his name, but he
always plays that fuckingarrogant rich guy.

Speaker 3 (01:45:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:45:16):
And fucking.
They had the boat, they had theStugats out on the fucking
water playing Dino live from thesands.

Speaker 2 (01:45:24):
Like all fucking night.
Oh my God, yeah, yeah, it's areverse of Psych Ops.

Speaker 1 (01:45:29):
Yeah, it was Psych Ops.
And the dude finally said, allright, I'll cancel the contract,
I'll cancel the contract.

Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
You know, you mentioned Noriega Because we
went into Panama to get him,didn't we?
Yeah, pineapple face.
Yeah, really, who was the theother?

Speaker 3 (01:45:45):
guy who was the other big dealer um oh, guapo, not
guapo, um, not nori.

Speaker 2 (01:45:47):
No, he was.
Uh, he got killed in the early90s.
Oh, what was his name?

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
one of the big cartel guys yeah, I thought you can
stop forgetting all their namesyeah, he was a biggie, but I
read about how you know he.

Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
He was so wealthy.
He made a plea, though when hewas arrested he got to build his
own fucking yeah, there was amovie about uh uh, a miniseries,
they did a series on it, okay,miniseries yeah but like a
knocko, I think right, he gotpicked off on a rooftop do you
ever watch those, uh, thoseknockos I've never seen one I've
never seen dude you know what Ihear their wife, my wife good.

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
I was hesitant to watch them and I watched them
after, like you know, they, theydebuted and all that right, and
I'll tell you what man I I waslike.
I was pleasantly surprised howgood they were.
And then they got to this one,the like.
The latest one was like it hadto do with over and like I don't
know asia, and it wasn't reallythat good.

Speaker 3 (01:46:41):
But the other one's got to be south of the border to
be good.

Speaker 1 (01:46:45):
Yeah, yeah, they were done really well.
Did you ever see Sicario?
Oh yeah, oh, Louie you've gotto watch that one.
That's a good movie.

Speaker 3 (01:46:54):
When they drive over the border that part Louie
you've got to watch.

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
Sicario, I might actually watch that again.

Speaker 3 (01:47:05):
Who's in it?
I saw it on one of my streamingchannels.

Speaker 1 (01:47:06):
Who's in it?
What's that?
Vinicius Del Toro.

Speaker 3 (01:47:08):
And I forget the girl's name and you gotta watch
it to the end you gotta watch it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:13):
You know, someone referenced the other day the
hitman in old country.
No country for old men.
Oh, he was creepy with thefucking bolt gun.
He had that bolt gun.

Speaker 3 (01:47:23):
He didn't want to do that role.
He was like, oh, with thefucking bolt gun, yeah, he had
that bolt gun.
He he didn't want to do thatrole.
He was like hesitant, but hecame off fucking nailed it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:30):
I had that I had that hair nominated for an academy
award, I think javier.

Speaker 2 (01:47:35):
Javier bardem.
Yeah, yeah, I think he wasnominated, he might have won an
academy award for that he mighthave.
He might have I had.

Speaker 1 (01:47:43):
I had that haircut one of the greatest characters
in movie history.
Yeah, and at the end I was justwalking, he's just walking down
the street.
Like that's how they end it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:52):
It's like that now they cut the tommy lee jones at
his house and if you're an oldcountry guy and you've been you
know that you know the copsaround your area, the troopers.
If some cop pulls you over andthis guy gets out with that
haircut, I was saying I had thathaircut in the freshman year
and um, he's got he's got thecow killer.
You're just gonna sit there andhold still.
Please, I'd be like I'd befighting, I think wait, wait,

(01:48:14):
wait lou.
Yeah, you had hair you had hair,fuck you all right, let's get
to uh this day.

Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
I got lou mad.

Speaker 2 (01:48:22):
I got lou mad let's get to this day of Music I got
Lou Mad, I got Lou Mad.

Speaker 1 (01:48:24):
Let's get to this Day in Music.
Let's see, see Lou came on.
Everything's great again.
See this day in 2021,.
Jamaican record producer andsinger Lee Scratch Perry died
from unspecified illness.
He was great.
He was 85.
He was fucking awesome Dubmusic.
He was part of that.

(01:48:44):
He was fucking awesome Dubmusic.
He was part of that.
He was a pioneer.

Speaker 3 (01:48:47):
He even produced, no Doubt, no, no, no, no.
That was Robbie and Sly.

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
He invented overdubs.
He worked with and produced BobMarley and the Wailers.
Junior Mervin, beastie Boys,ari, up the Clash the Orb and
many others.

Speaker 3 (01:49:02):
The Sun is Shining one of the best songs ever made.

Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
On this day in 2019, Noel Gallagher said he wanted to
start a petition to break theFoo Fighters up.
Oh, that's great.
It followed Dave Grohl andcompany's headline performance
at the UK Reading Festival, atwhich the frontman and the Foo's
drummer, Taylor Hawkins, toldthe crowd they wanted to sign a

(01:49:26):
petition to get oasis to reunite.
So he turns around and gets apetition to break them up.
I want the fucking foo fighterslet's see.
On this day in 2009, the losangeles coroner confirmed
michael jackson's death washomicide oh homicide, they call

(01:49:49):
that, but propofol, propofol.

Speaker 2 (01:49:51):
So so did the doctors go to prison for murder I think
, I think they did manslaughterI think it's kind of what the
matthew perry shit's goingthrough now.
The trials those doctors?
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:50:03):
Whatever he was taking, they had him paying
$2,000 a dose they also have himsaying hit me up good, matthew
Bristad on this day in 2008,organizers of a French music
concert threatened legal actionafter Amy Winehouse pulled out
of her performance because shewas drunk.
I saw this fucking video cliprecently about with her and her

(01:50:24):
father.
What a fucking piece of shit.
That dude is kind of used herright.
He like she was on the vacationwith them.
They had a real tumultuousrelationship, but they're on
vacation.
And she finally like okay, dad,you know I'll meet with you and
um, like they're there togetherto be there and all of a sudden
, these two fans want to get apicture.
So she's like, and he bringsthem over to her and says yeah,

(01:50:48):
take the picture, yeah.
Then afterwards she's like dad.
He's like what are you talkingabout?
He gaslights her Like it's justfans that she goes.
But I don't want, I'm, I'm.
She was a tortured soul.

Speaker 3 (01:51:02):
I want to say did the father realize his daughter had
an addiction?
Did he care?
He knew exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:51:07):
But he was an egomaniac Everywhere she went
and she was an obedient daughter, that was the thing?

Speaker 2 (01:51:13):
Didn't he try to get her up?
He used to get her into rehab.

Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
Yeah, well, because he wanted the money he wanted
the fame.

Speaker 3 (01:51:20):
Keep it going At rehab.

Speaker 1 (01:51:21):
he's not getting attention, Of course.

Speaker 3 (01:51:23):
And then she said no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:51:26):
Yeah, winehouse failed to travel to the Three
Day Rock in Paris Festival.
Blah, blah, blah.
Let me see.
Organizers said they were givenjust two hours notice that
Winehouse was headlining.
The concert Would not beappearing.
That's not good.
On this day in 2008, us rapperDMX pleaded guilty to trying to

(01:51:49):
buy cocaine and cannabis inMiami.
The late, great DMX.

Speaker 2 (01:51:55):
Gotta have the cannabis to come down from the
cocaine.

Speaker 1 (01:51:58):
Yeah, on this day in 2006, saj and Peppers Lonely Hot
Club Band was voted the bestnumber one album of all time by
the Britishgt.
Pepper's Lonely Hot Club Bandwas voted the best number one
album of all time by the Britishpublic.

Speaker 2 (01:52:08):
That's bullshit.

Speaker 1 (01:52:09):
The Beatles had a total of four albums in the top
ten Revolver, abbey Road, theBeatles and the White Album.
On this day in 2005, fatsDomino 77-year-old Fats Domino
was rescued from the flooding inNew Orleans.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:52:26):
From Katrina, yeah, katrina and the waves.

Speaker 1 (01:52:30):
He had earlier told his agent that he planned to
remain at his home despite theorder to evacuate Sunshine.

Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
And one of the cow cells turned up dead after that
Really, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know which one.
You know I've been hearing thatsong Hair lately.
Remember that the cow soulsturned up dead after that.
Really, yeah, I don't knowwhich one, you know I've been
hearing that song Hair latelyRemember that song From the cow
souls.
Probably, yeah, being the babyboomer that you are, you must
remember the song Hair.

Speaker 1 (01:52:53):
Yeah, give me a head with hair, long, beautiful hair.

Speaker 2 (01:52:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:52:57):
I am a baby boomer, unlike you.
Deny your roots, you're adenier.

Speaker 2 (01:53:02):
I know who I am, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:53:04):
On this day in 2000, slipknot caused chaos at this
year's Kerrang Awards aftersmashing glasses, setting fire
to their table, throwing amonitor off the stage and
destroying a microphone.
The band picked up three awards, including Best Single and Best
Live Act.

Speaker 3 (01:53:20):
I love Slipknot.
I don't know why, but I lovethem.
I just love them.

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
love, yeah, one of them I think uh, uh, what is it?
Uh, wait and wait and bleed.
I felt the air rides up in theinside of that, of that genre
them, and corn were just greatto me, you know is max.

Speaker 2 (01:53:39):
Weinberg's son stole the drummer, I think he left, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:53:43):
They fired him and he was kind of pissed off about it
.

Speaker 2 (01:53:46):
Well, I heard he's a real prima donna.

Speaker 1 (01:53:48):
Yeah on this day in 1996, liam gallagher was
reunited with the rest of oasisin chicago after a week of
speculation of their future, thefuture of the group, after he
had walked out of the band a fewdays earlier.
That was 96, so they were stillgood.
On this day in 1994, oasisreleased.
This is fucking a curse for me,right?

(01:54:08):
Although I love, I do say thatthey are one of the top 10
greatest bands ever.
But that's just me saying that.

Speaker 3 (01:54:14):
Um, in my book there, 100, 200, 300 on this day in
1994, oasis released their debutalbum Definitely Maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:54:23):
Go listen to those albums, boys.
There's some fucking greatmusic on them.
The first album is my favoriteyeah, definitely Maybe was let
me see which went on to spend177 weeks on the UK chart.
It became the fastest sellingdebut album of all time in the
UK and the album went on to sell8 million copies worldwide.

Speaker 3 (01:54:42):
The only thing I don't like about it.
It had that balls-to-the-wallproduction where everything was
at the same level.
It kind of tires you out, youknow.

Speaker 1 (01:54:49):
Well, for us, that don't realize it, we don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:54:52):
And Stop the Clocks is my second favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:54:55):
Definitely Maybe, was embraced by critics for its
optimistic themes and rejectionblah, blah, blah.
On this day in 1992, u2 becameonly the second act ever, billy
Joel being the first to play atYankee Stadium during their
sold-out Zoo TV tour On this dayin 1991, Boston rock station

(01:55:16):
WFNX Phoenix premiered Nirvana'ssophomore album.
Nevermind playing thesoon-to-be classic From Start to
Finish, featuring the grungeera anthem, Smells Like Teen
Spirit.

Speaker 3 (01:55:27):
Were you in Boston when that happened.

Speaker 1 (01:55:30):
No, in 91 I was in Sacramento.
Okay, I was in Sacramento, may3rd Air Force Base.
On this day in 1990, elton Johnchecked into a rehab.
Nobody cared.
On this day in 1987, vote forRick Astley.
He's's never gonna give you up,he's never gonna let you down,
he's never gonna fool aroundhe's never gonna hurt you up

(01:55:52):
yeah, uh, rick assley debutedhit never gonna give you up.
Start of the five-week run atnumber one on the uk singles
chess.
You know, I saw an interviewwith him recently and he said
that uh, all the clothes thathe's wearing in those videos
were his.
They had no money for thatvideo.
That fucking wall behind him,all it's like a fucking
warehouse.
That in the street, yeah, andin the fence like it's that's.

(01:56:17):
That's not a set, that's likewe're just gonna find a place to
have people and they didn'ttell him like what to do.
So that's where the whole rickroll came from.
He said I just started kind ofdancing and you know they, they
gave me no direction, they gaveme no clothes, we weren't on a
set.
It was like let's just get thisvideo out, let's film it.
And he just ad-libbed all ofthat shit.

Speaker 3 (01:56:39):
But then the rick roll was created was.

Speaker 2 (01:56:42):
there's actually a dance career or dance move
called the Rick roll.
Yeah, he does that, you know.
Watch that.
We're going to give you up andwatch his other hit too.

Speaker 1 (01:56:49):
He does this.

Speaker 3 (01:56:50):
It's called the Rick roll.
Yeah, that's cool, it's thewhite guy dance.

Speaker 1 (01:56:53):
Yeah, look at it, look at it.
Nobody ever.
I never heard anybody everfucking hate rich rick assley,
there's people like that.
Everybody likes the fuckingsong.
I don't care what any.

Speaker 2 (01:57:09):
When that came on it's a catchy fucking song, I
don't care what anybody saysright, even the hardcore fucking
speed metal people.
If they're in their fucking car, they're listening to that song
and they're gonna go, nevergonna give you.

Speaker 1 (01:57:19):
They're gonna sing along absolutely, it's their
guilty pleasure.
That is a great song.
What about huey lewis like?
You know, he had some goodmaterial, yeah, yeah huey lewis
is right across the right acrossthe board right, but I think in
that same way he was almostderided for being too successful
you know the music wasn'tthreatening which music doesn't
always have to be threateningbut it was very well played.

Speaker 2 (01:57:39):
That was a good band behind him.
These are those are the guysthat played on Elvis Costello's
first record.
Yeah, I think I always like it,but once time goes on, you're
like it's a catchy song.
You don't have to be like it'swhen you start worrying about
being cool, I think yeah I.

Speaker 3 (01:57:53):
I always said I dropped out of music in the 90s
because the serious music thatit wasn't hit music was shit to
me.
But then I go, I go back to the90s and I said, well, you got,
you got those boy bands.
Some of those singles were good.
The pop singles in the 90s werereally good and I forgot, like
hip-hop in the early 90s wasfucking great, great, yeah, yeah
uh on this day in 1987, deafleopard scored their first uk

(01:58:17):
number one album with hysteria.

Speaker 1 (01:58:20):
yeah, became number one in the uS too.
Good album.
On this day in 1984, u2 kickedoff their Unforgettable Fire
world tour at Gildschritsch TownHall in New Zealand.
I don't know why I never sawthat.
I was still around I saw themon that tour.
I don't know if they came aroundBoston that time For some
reason, I would have known thatthey were coming.

(01:58:40):
I saw them on that tour atGiant Stadium.
On this day in 1981, thetwo-day Rock on the Tine
Festival began at Gateshed,england, featuring Ian Dury,
elvis Costello, u2, roryGallagher, doll by Doll, wang
Chung, beckett, dr Feelgood, theGinger Nudders featuring Ginger

(01:59:01):
Baker Trimmer Jenkins.

Speaker 2 (01:59:05):
I gotta look that up, ginger's nutters, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:59:09):
That's funny.
Featuring Ginger Baker.
Yeah, he was a nutter, let'ssee.
On this day in 1977, threepeople were arrested in Memphis
after trying to steal Elvis'body, oh boy.
As a result, his remains wouldlater be moved to Graceland Only
three people.

Speaker 2 (01:59:24):
I think he would need more Right Right.

Speaker 3 (01:59:27):
A lot of body fat on that.

Speaker 1 (01:59:29):
Yeah, on this day in 1976, the Clash, buzzcocks and
Sex Pistols all appeared at ashowcase event at the Screen on
the Green in England, In London,england, no Islington England,
whatever Organized by MalcolmMcLaren asshole.
This was notable for manyreasons, including it was only

(01:59:51):
the Clash's third gig and thefirst ever to be recorded, and
is the earliest known as ofafter the Manchester Free Trade
Hall concert Recordedperformance.
In a rare recording of the SexPistols with Glenn Matlock, the
cinema is referenced throughoutAdam and the Ant's song Fall In,

(02:00:12):
released on the B-side of AntMusic.
On this day in 1976, jimmy Reeddied you know who Jimmy Reed
was?

Speaker 3 (02:00:21):
I sure do.
He was great.

Speaker 2 (02:00:23):
Yeah, he did those Cannonball movies.
That's Jerry Reed.

Speaker 3 (02:00:28):
Yeah, all right, on this day in 1970, edwin Starr,
they all look alike.

Speaker 1 (02:00:33):
Lou Edwin Starr, on this day in 1970, started a
three-week run at number one inthe US single shots with his
only hit War, yeah, no, theBeatles, the Beatles.
He had another hit.
On this day in 1964, royOrbison's oh, pretty Woman was
released in the US.
It went to reach number onefour weeks later, lou does take

(02:00:53):
a risk on what you said 25.
Miles was his other hit.
The title was inspired byOrbison's wife, claudette,
interrupting a conversation toannounce she was going out and
Orbison asked if she was okayfor cash.
His co-writer, billy Dees,interjected a pretty woman never
needs any money.
On this day in 1959, the quarrymen Okay, born on this day.

(02:01:16):
Let me see.
No one, really no one, anyreader.
Elizabeth Fraser.
Michael Jackson was born onthis day.
Michael Jackson, no one really.
Eddie.
Reader Elizabeth Fraser,michael Jackson, he was born on
this day.

Speaker 3 (02:01:27):
Michael Jackson yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:01:31):
Chris Copping.
Chris Copping from Procolarum,don't know him.
Dick Halligan, handsome DickHalligan Yep.
And Dinah Washington, americansinger and pianist.
Dinah Washington, who had, andpianist Dinah Washington, who
had the 59 US number one single.
What a Difference a Day Makes24.
Yeah, so there you go,gentlemen.

(02:01:52):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (02:01:54):
All right.
By the way, let me just mentionbecause now Lou's on, I have
adopted the Lou chair and it'smuch more comfortable.

Speaker 2 (02:02:00):
You have a recliner, you're in a recliner.

Speaker 3 (02:02:02):
I'm in just a regular chair.
My back isn't doing good.
This is much better to do theshow.

Speaker 2 (02:02:08):
What do you normally sit in Like an office chair?

Speaker 3 (02:02:11):
with a neck brace.

Speaker 2 (02:02:13):
I have a recliner with a pillow behind my back.
Yeah, I got a pillow behind myback too.

Speaker 3 (02:02:18):
I'm old and fat.
You're not fat, you're skinny.

Speaker 1 (02:02:25):
I'm fat.
When you build like a rhino,you don't have any fucking
problems.
You got a back thing over there.
I've seen it.
I got this.
I don't need it.
It actually keeps me moved tothe front of my seat, so I'm
always trying to push itbackwards.
You know what I'm just gonna?
I'm just gonna say this becausemy life's an open book for the
most part.
When I retired, I was allfucking banged up.
I had tendinitis in my forearmsfrom working with the dogs and

(02:02:47):
lifting shit I was, my shoulderswere all bad.
I couldn't sleep at night likethis and just all fucked up.
And this went on for a while,for like I don't know a couple
years.
It's like being a like aretired right.
And then I asked my wife, Iasked Dr Vera, about
testosterone and she's like well, okay, you can try, but you

(02:03:11):
can't, and she's ethical.
She's like go get your bloodtest, we're going to see if you
can do it.

Speaker 2 (02:03:16):
She's not this mad scientist like oh, you're
married to me, I'll give youanything.
She's very ethical.
I'm like a Jackson.
Yeah, exactly, give youanything.

Speaker 1 (02:03:22):
Yeah, exactly, she's very ethical and she's like okay
, let's see.
And then she read it.
She goes okay, everything looksgood.
She goes okay, let's do it.
And ever since then, since Istarted testosterone fucking,
all the swelling's gone, the 10like the aches, and the pains
all gone so that actuallycounteracts inflammation, I
believe.

Speaker 2 (02:03:41):
So yeah, that's the whole thing.
It's all inflammation, allthese aches and most of your
muscles too.

Speaker 1 (02:03:47):
It actually you know it's it's kind of a reversal
thing for men.
And then I found out she toldme that she, she dives, she does
deep dives.
She's that she's that personthat, like, will just be sitting
in the bedroom and all of asudden I'll hear a little.
She's watching a video and it'slike some medical stuff, like
she really keeps up witheverything.

(02:04:08):
And she found out during a deepdive that so they'd say men's
testosterone level is like 500.
You're good, that's like thelow of of good right, you get
that from blood tests right yeah, yeah.
And then she found out that thatnumber was arbitrary.
There was no real sciencebehind it?

Speaker 2 (02:04:31):
there was no research behind it.

Speaker 1 (02:04:33):
It was just a bunch of these doctors got together
and just kind of agreed yeah,it's in general we see around
500 and they just made thenumber 500.
But what they don't realize,it's like when I was in the air
force, when you were 510, youhad to be 100 and, like I don't
know, 90 pounds.
That's like the max.
You could be at 510.

(02:04:54):
That's impossible.
And the doctor told me while Iwas there that you know because?
Then I put on muscle weight andthey were like, yeah, yeah,
you're on, you're going to bethe fat boy program and I was
like what?
Like if you see pictures of meback then you'd never know it.
And this doctor I went to him,he goes, it's those old
insurance standards, like yeah,it's impossible for everybody,

(02:05:15):
that's five, 10.
And if some of guys did that inthe military, so these standard
of 500 count, you know,testosterone it's fucking
arbitrary, yeah, but it becamethe standard, yeah, and and
that's that like in, so that'sstarting to change.
She doesn't treat it like that.

(02:05:37):
She says everybody's different,everybody has different levels.
You could, you could, gettestosterone count can be 800
and you're still kind of tired,you know.

Speaker 2 (02:05:47):
So when I worked when I worked for whole foods they
would take a blood test.
You know if you had really good, if you were very healthy, got
a higher discount, um.
But they knocked me downbecause I'm 5, 8, but I'm right,
I'm 190 pounds.
I look thin on camera.
I'm really not.
I'm not.
I'm not obese, but I lookawesome.
Lou gets the reverse on camera.

Speaker 1 (02:06:05):
I do.
I put 10 pounds on, lou looks10 pounds lighter.

Speaker 2 (02:06:11):
They knocked me down because they said I was too
heavy.
But I'm not really heavy.
I'm not heavy for my frame.
It's that kind of thing.
You have a different frame,your bones, the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (02:06:19):
Yeah, when you start dealing with insurance companies
, that's good and whoever, goodluck with that.

Speaker 2 (02:06:23):
I'll give you a question what animal on Earth,
what creature on Earth theoceans, the land, everything in
the sky has the mosttestosterone?

Speaker 1 (02:06:32):
What A rabbit.

Speaker 2 (02:06:33):
Rats, rats, the bull shark.
Ah okay, the bull shark is allaggression.
Robin Kirkman.

Speaker 1 (02:06:42):
Mine is 60.

Speaker 2 (02:06:43):
60 testosterone count aggression Minus 60.
Minus 60.

Speaker 1 (02:06:47):
His chest hair fell out.
His testosterone count is 60.

Speaker 2 (02:06:50):
He has more estrogen than testosterone, I think.
Oh, that's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (02:06:55):
Get me some help.
What a great way to end theshow.
Good one, buddy.

Speaker 3 (02:07:01):
Good one, I'm a sloth .
I gotta find out my, my levelbut I'll tell you what it.

Speaker 1 (02:07:06):
It made a fucking world of difference with me,
energy wise, and you know a lotof things.
The aches and pains went awayand uh, yeah, it's, you know.
But you also have to give bloodevery um, every like eight
weeks, okay, because whathappens is your blood starts to
thicken, and that's what a lotof people don't.

(02:07:26):
They don't think of that.
They're like ah, the doctorwill tell you, give blood If
you're taking it on a regularbasis, give blood every eight
weeks.
Yeah, you know, and that justkeeps you healthy.
Yeah, thin the herd.
Yeah, the herd is thinning,buddy, we're at that age.
But anyways, gentlemen, asusual, thank you for your time,

(02:07:49):
thank you for your knowledge ofLou, my friend.
Thank you very much for savingthe show.
Oh, I did not.
I'm looking at these questionsare going and I know when a show
is bombing, I just know.
But Patty liked it.
I know when a show is bombing,I just know, patty liked it.
Patty liked it Patty.

Speaker 2 (02:08:06):
Patty, you're a baby boomer, Patty, You're a baby
boomer.

Speaker 1 (02:08:09):
Yes, she is, rubber baby, baby boomer.
Yes, she is.
And as I always say, gentlemen,thank you the most for your
friendship and everybody that'slistening.
If you liked it, share it Ifyou didn't.
Well, thanks for listening fortwo hours and eight minutes and
watching for two hours and eightminutes.

Speaker 3 (02:08:24):
Alan Rickman is not fun to watch.

Speaker 1 (02:08:27):
We'll be back.
See, I ended the show in abetter mood than when.

Speaker 3 (02:08:31):
I ended the show.
You're better now.
It was a fucking disaster Jackshould have popped in tonight.

Speaker 1 (02:08:37):
Jack.
Fortunately he's traveling.

Speaker 3 (02:08:41):
So next week is our celebration.

Speaker 1 (02:08:43):
Yes, this is the 158th episode.
100 episodes ago, you guys madeyour first appearance.
Holy shit, yeah, 100 episodesago.
I can't believe it.
It was episode 58.

Speaker 2 (02:08:53):
Yeah, so next Thursday is.

Speaker 1 (02:08:55):
Well, yeah, we'll come up with something.
I have a rehearsal.

Speaker 2 (02:08:58):
I really can't do it.
The rehearsal tonight endedearlier.
I thought it was was gonna bethere till nine o'clock run
after all, like after two andthree hours I got.
My ass is starting to hurt so Ihad to get up all right glad I
could, glad I could come aboard.

Speaker 1 (02:09:12):
That's what she said mark's gonna come in with some
what rem trivia, you said, orwhat, what trivia?
I'll try and find some loystercult all right and uh, yeah,
bring, bring something to theshow.
Let's see For our 100thcelebration.
Let's see what Don't like.
Try not to tell each other whatyou're going to bring to the

(02:09:33):
table and call it kind of like aMishigas show, okay A little
bit.

Speaker 3 (02:09:36):
All right.
I think Tom Spallone should beoffered the opportunity to think
of our performance on the show.

Speaker 1 (02:09:43):
Hey well, fucking, you know him, Call him.
Yeah, fuck him.

Speaker 3 (02:09:49):
He's an old man in Ocala.

Speaker 1 (02:09:50):
He's just watching horses, Fuck him.
There you go.
Well, anyways, gentlemen, againthank you very much and
everybody.
Thank you for listening andwatching and, as I always say,
doing this show for you.
To quote my favoriteartistrissey the pleasure, the
privilege is mine and we'll beback next thursday and my

(02:10:10):
opening will be a lot nicer thanit was good, good, but I'm not
fucking apologizing.
Oh yeah, good night everybody.

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