Millennial Media Offensive

The offensive returns after a week of R&R. Iran attacked Israel, influservatives posting vids like WWIII?!? Was it a sincere effort or a 5^th gen switcharoo? UK is banning smoking, but Australians are the ones getting stabby! The Francis Scott Key Bridge was racist, possible motive? Russia considering cutting cables. Polls are still stupid. Georgians are up in arms, and 2A is under attack yet again. Action packed epis...

The Middle East is popping off! Is it random chaos or strategically organized. A “leaked” document says Russia might attack Nato Countries one by one, but can only be stopped with the ALMIGHTY DOLLAR. Trump Steamrolls through New Hampshire. China and Russia have a plan for the world and Uncle Sam doesn’t like it. Another poorly name operation is kicking off to deal with the Heli-houthis. Women are pushing White Na...

John shares with us the magic of childbirth and his gripes of wrath towards the hospital experience. If you like soapboxes, we’ve got a few of them for you! The Havana Syndrome is back in the news again. The election circus rages on with disappointing coverage from Perma-ducklips Kaitlyn Collins. AT&T Data breach comes oddly soon after they totally weren’t hacked a month ago. Israel is getting tired of killing Pales...

Russia was attack by ISIS, but who is funding ISIS? China was attacked by the Taliban But who is funding them? A very long bridge, but not the longest bridge, was knocked down. The Nephew has selected a running mate. The US is telling Ukraine to stop attacking Russian Oil plants….. But why? DJT is going to the moon. You better pay attention in New York City, and finally, CHRIST IS KING!

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Holy Red Cow, MMO #113 popped off! Putin won his election thanks to babushka’s and guns pointed at babushkas. Europe want’s to start standardizing it’s military equipment and airbus is first in line. We’ll see how the US Military Industrial Complex responds. THE BLEMISH FREE RED HEIFER HAS COME SO CHRIST CAN RETURN! Glenn Beck is excited to meet Jesus. The Caribbean Islands are in disarray. Cuba needs more m...

The Biden campaign is leveraging influgressives of Tik Tok and podcasts to deliver its Fire and Brimstone sermon about the evils of Trump. Democracy and recreational sex are on the ballot! The WEF wants to make fields and rivers people, no really. CNN finally figures out Ukraine is losing and you’ll never guess who they blame. Even the Pope wants them to courageously take up their white flag. Gaza is taking US aid to the face...

A lot happened this past week and we covered it all in MMO #111. Germany is pissing off Europe again. Kamala Harris might have ended her 30 year bender, ceasing her calls for her benzo martini and fire in Gaza. Victoria Nuland is calling it quits, Lord knows what she’ll be capable of in retirement. Biden is Old. Liberals are outraged with the supreme court. Tiktok is outraged at a vidya game. Miami is outraged at SpingBreaker...

From knocked out AT&T Communications to underwater cables being cut and secret Ukrainian Spy bases, this weeks news reads like a Bond novel, without any of the sexual themes. Ian Fleming would be disappointed, but you won’t be disappointed with this packed episode of MMO #110. John even goes on a tear about IVF. It’s all very fascinating.

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Alexey Navalny was killed, the Political is point their fingers at Putin, the Mainstream blames House Republicans, but we’re pointing at the Calendar. An internation who dunnit!?!?  Think the sanctions on Russian oil are working? Wrong, The Bear is richer than ever according to the same media that told you it was on its last leg. There’s a shake up in Pakistan. NATO countries are digging deeper to meet their milita...

One thing is apparent from Carlson’s interview, Putin listens to MMO! The media is losing its mind over the misconstruing of Trump’s comments. Biden is dealt a potential political deathblow, despite being well intentioned……… There maybe a new rising star in the DNC, and her name rhymes with China. Immigrants might be moving in with your neighbors, and the Year of the fire Dragon is off to a good start!

In honor of Black History Month, Congress looks to fund Ukraine, Israel, and shut down the border, but there is more than meets the eye!. Tucker Carlson is committing an act of treason by interviewing a world leader. The Middle East situation may not be as hot as previously thought. Euro energy might be more dependent on Russia than they would like. Toby Keith died, and the King of England might be soon to follow. All that and more...

Iran or Iranian backed forces killed 3 troops in Jordan or Iraq. The Biden Administration sitting at the pause menu deciding their next move. Lindsay “Lady Gihad” Graham wants to start WWIII. Biden’s bastardized border bill backed by bipartisan bigots. Nikki Haley is trying to kill her husband and your 18-28 year old children. Turkey wins big in NATO deal. The Government doesn’t have to tell you if drugs are...

The Middle East is popping off! Is it random chaos or strategically organized. A “leaked” document says Russia might attack Nato Countries one by one, but can only be stopped with the ALMIGHTY DOLLAR. Trump Steamrolls through New Hampshire. China and Russia have a plan for the world and Uncle Sam doesn’t like it. Another poorly name operation is kicking off to deal with the Heli-houthis. Women are pushing White Na...

White Christians are voting to end our democracy and not for War Hawk Curry Meatball. A couple of Navy Seals got lost at sea, but it’s even fishier than it seems. The Middle East is explosive once more. The WEF lists the biggest threats facing our world! All that and more, in the 104^th installment of the Millennial Media Offensive.

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Do you love dogs? Do you like podcasts? Do you like speculating on Jewish tunnels in New York? If so, MMO #103 is the episode for you!

Taiwan is choosing between Electing China or the USA, a classic rock and hard place situation. North Korea is threatening the South, while the South contemplates not eating dogs. Iran was blown away by ISIS claims, but it’s not as straightforward as it seems. Lloyd Austin can’t ride a bi...

The Offensive returns in in 2024! Conflict is brewing in the Red Sea region and even Africa might be jumping into the mix. Dick Nixon makes some good points about Middle Eastern Relations. Various leaders give their New Years Addresses. Western Media is concerned about a rising new axis. Lastly, a grown man doesn’t understand why he got fired from his job while posting pictures of his dong on the internet. All that and more i...

Episode 101 goes on the Geopolitical Offensive, discussing the US Navy’s horribly named Operation Prosperity Guardian, Serbia democratically electing the wrong person, and Hungary being a very bad boy. Back Stateside, Nicky Nimrada Haley has some “unbelievable” and totally accurate stats about Tik Tok, Texas wants to arrest people that break the law, and fattiest wheeze a sigh of relief over Colorado’s recen...

MMO #100! What a milestone. My mom says she’s proud!  In this episode, Cellphones and social media are killing your kids. Cybersecurity fear porn is ramping up and the conspiracies behind them are leaving this world behind! Ukraine is getting a taste of it. The Admins are threatening WWIII if we don’t fund their failed conquests. Quantum Computers are the next big thing according to the geriatric favorite 60 minute...

In this week’s episode: The Cyber Pandemic is coming! Buy your WEF life jacker today! MSNBC compares Elon Musk to Trump, calls him racist, and the removes a Muslim anchor’s show all in the same week. The Silet Coup is overthrowing government using the pen and the Almighty Dollar. The black political football is being tossed back to the South. Games are turning kids into Nazis and finally, Venezuela is taking a page out ...