Mindless Prattle

Mindless Prattle

The Podcast from the minds of Jordon and Ripley where they talk about the random thoughts and events of their life. Join in each week for the crazy conversations and laughs about nothing in particular.

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September 14, 2026 30 mins

This week, we're running on moving box fumes and existential questions. We get into the special kind of exhaustion that is relocating your entire life, dig into Pursuit of Jade, and settle the debate no one asked us to: would an apex predator actually want to sparkle like Edward Cullen? (Spoiler: Predators do not need rhinestones to be terrifying.)

And then, because we're clearly in our rage era, we close out on the great modern sca...

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This episode could alternatively be called "Exhaustion, part two: the packing continues." And so goes our slow descent into cardboard-box madness. This one's recorded while Ripley is fresh with nerves over an impending job interview which cues the eternal question of what the heck does one wear to a job interview?!

Then, our hosts get into Soulframe, and the (genuinely) momentous news that Ripley finally got new pants as well as th...

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August 24, 2026 26 mins

This week, we're running on fumes and cardboard boxes because nothing says "quality-podcast-prep" like moving-and-packing exhaustion. Jordon had us make a list of meats and rank them by how much we love them (a scientifically rigorous process, obviously). Jordon had to bring up his revulsion for boiled peanuts-- the taste, the texture, but especially the smell.

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August 17, 2026 32 mins

Hello and welcome back to the wonderful world of Mindless Prattle! This week, we're bringing you only the hardest topics such as the Tarte Glambulance, the concept of working out under the influence, and why people close their ears instead of listening to the very nice hotel worker explaining why they don't have a room for you.

We know-- our journalism goes hard. We hope you enjoy all the prattles!

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August 10, 2026 33 mins

From the main moon man Neil himself and his bag all the over the Caribbean there's treasure to be had in online auctions and interwicker travel. Get out your comfiest woven piece of furniture and enjoy another weekly installment of Mindless Prattle with the MP fam.

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August 3, 2026 32 mins

Heal yourself with the womb studies in Australia and the scary space the moon has. She's a delicate celestial body after all. Take care to notice the little Willies in your life lest a random encounter prolong the evidence of your slip of the tongue. We've got the best flotation devices there are in the oceans without stopping to go to therapy, Mindless Prattle is the next best adventure!

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July 27, 2026 31 mins

Hello Mindless Fam! This episode goes off the rails almost immediately. Ripley can't sit straight (Jordon has to physically direct her posture), she inhales her coffee within the first few minutes, and from there it's a full blown animal kingdom deep dive.

First up: newly discovered walking shark that has Jordon asking the real questions, like whether he needs to worry about sharks coming for him on land. Also up for debate: deodora...

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July 20, 2026 29 mins

Hello Mindless Peeps and welcome back to another chaotic episode. This week, we've got a myriad of fun topics for you like how to motivate yourself to hit the gym, what's better-- a dragon or a wyvern, how much caffeine it takes to sustain one Ripley, and much much more. If you like all this nonsense, make sure to like and subscribe :)

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July 13, 2026 31 mins

Where do your mice love to play? Did their jobs get outsourced to roaches in the night? Why does explode? These and many more are quite possibly around the corner with your favorite "Prattlers" as they are colloquially called.

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July 6, 2026 30 mins

Get off your high stick its time for Mindless Prattle in all its MP forms. Ripley leads us off with childhood fondness followed by a dive into hygiene tips and rounds us out with possible the best joke we've heard all hour.

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June 29, 2026 34 mins

We here at MP may or may not endorse the relationships you all right in your spare time hey we don't judge that much probably so you do you and we hope you're happy with it. Mindless Prattle is a proud supporter of you have rights so don't forget to use them on your fantasies and your real life.

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June 22, 2026 34 mins

Put on a show of monstrous proportion for all the world to see that's what the Greeks always say anyway I wouldn't know I'm not in Italy. Either way you're seeing things it better involve a little Mindlessness to keep you grounded. Wherever you find yourself in this time of demons, MP has your ears in mind!

A special thanks to everyone listening, we've already hit our listener goals and we're only halfway through this season! If you...

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June 15, 2026 38 mins

We're rounding out this half of the year with another episode of MP! How're you spending your penultimate week of the half sun? If you're here we appreciate it and if not I don't know how you're reading this...

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at noon CST. Thank you for...

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June 8, 2026 26 mins

There's mostly writing in this one imma be honest. It's verbal writing so you can still listen its okay. We trust you won't abuse this ability to be in the know. O.o Mindless Prattle be like that sometimes though, it's here when you need it and when you don't!

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June 1, 2026 28 mins

Whether its weather or eyes or pain or prattle or cupcakes or movie this thing here has words to you for ears. Some writes not as good but who read podcast description when word hear good on episode anyway.

If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and head on over to Youtube for a new video every Tuesday at noon CST. Thank you for joi...

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May 25, 2026 27 mins

We've seen all things become crab and all stars have their own dissertation on the why of others but this week its Mindless Prattle in its form once more. Subscribe to the theory of the deep and find out just how scary the things we see is with our new eyes. All that and more on this episode of Mindless Prattle!

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May 11, 2026 65 mins

This weeks episode is a double feature! You get 169 and 170.... at the same time.

169- Despite the fun number, this episode forces our hosts to discuss the seriousness of AI and its impact on those of us on the planet together. For all the differences in opinion, we here at MP encourage everyone to do their own research, form their own conclusions, and definitely fact check us as we are not omnipotent and are known to make mistakes....

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May 4, 2026 29 mins

The outside world can be intoxicating or terrifying depending on who you ask. We didn't ask but we'll give you our opinion anyways because that's why we're all here right, for opinions and stuff. Ah well, its nature and if you haven't been paying attention, its trying to kill you, the agoraphobes were right. We here at MP dedicate ourselves to always staying on track as long as its the track from that one movie where the trains go ...

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April 27, 2026 31 mins

There's normally short kings and small tempers but what we here at Mindless Prattle have is short tempers and small queens. It's probably close enough right? Well in case we missed it, there's at least 1 6-7 that Ripley can throw your way on this episode of Mindless Prattle.

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April 20, 2026 29 mins

Welcome back to Mindless Prattle peeps! This week we roll initiative and somehow wind up in a boss battle with pop culture itself. We kick things off with Jennifer English's big moment at the BAFTA awards, unpacking what it means for performance in games and all the other performers who got people talking. From there, we set our sights on the upcoming anime awards, making bold predictions, questionable takes, and one argument that ...

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