Miss Thing with Greg Trimmer & Tim Zientek

Oops… we did it again, Gay Matts! That’s right, it’s double the fun because this week we’re going back for round two of Miss Thing: The Lost Tangents! In this jam-packed Tila Tequiquel, the boys cover a wide range of topics, including Terry Gilliam’s ‘The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus’, Tim’s destructive sleep patterns, Greg’s infamous childhood speech pattern, TikTok legend Laurie Cooper, and Meryl Streep’s most iconic film ’The...

We’re on Cloud 10, Gennifertias, ‘cause we’re going to heaven and back over not just our Miss Thing of the week… but our MISS THING OF THE YEAR! In fact, just throw Magnolias over our caskets because this MTOTY is a cut above the rest and we need God Her/Theyself to help us recover. This Spanish superstar and citizen of the world is a fashion icon, a boundary pusher, a tastemaker, a Flamenco raptress, and the certified genius behin...

Chat-herine Catherines, we hope you’re sitting down because we’re giving you a VERY special treat this week — behold Miss Thing: The Lost Tangents! Yes, that’s right! It’s an episode filled with wall-to-wall asides. These golden nuggets didn’t make previous installments but will now finally see the light of day in a fun compilation that’ll leave you scrambling to get your hands on a Tickle Me June Squibb as you make your way to the...

Inertias, dust off your Super 8s because our Miss Thing this week is a Beguiled child star turned prestigious actress, the definition of elegance, an ethereal beauty, the girl you wish was your high school bestie, the only trustworthy pale person, and the radiant star of ‘The Great’, ‘The Girl From Plainville’, ‘The Neon Demon’ and ’Predator: Badlands’ — ELLE FANNING! In this ep, Greg remembers the time he quoted a line from ‘Jawbr...

Inertias, get ready to scream “Mother!” ‘cause we’re losing it over the ultimate millennial celebrity this week. Our Miss Thing is an Academy Award winner, everyone’s favorite over-sharer, the most self-effacing actress out there, critical darling of ‘Silver Linings Playbook’, ‘Winter’s Bone,’ ‘American Hustle,’ and literally Katniss from ‘The Hunger Games’ — JENNIFER LAWRENCE! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time when an electr...

It IS that deep Gennifertias, ‘cause we’re Here All Night for a mega-talented pop star who’s so talented we needed to do her twice! Our Miss Thing this week is the best serenader of ghosts out there, the queen of mugs, the ultimate teeth winker, and the one and only sister of Poot — DEMI LOVATO! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he curved down a Brazilian rock water slide in such away that it turned into a blood bath while Gre...

Inertias, get ready for the best episode “that’s ever been existed” ‘cause we’re celebrating one of the most charming people to ever do it. Our Miss Thing this week is a two time Academy Award winner, a powerhouse producer, the best SNL host, and a reality star turned comedic actress turned dramatic actor turned greatest thespian of the 21st century, star of ‘Easy A’, ‘La La Land’, ‘The Favourite’, ‘Poor Things’ and ‘Bugonia’ ...

Something’s Gotta Give, Gennifer Zs! But it won’t be this episode, because we’re sending prayer hands up for a legend that’s gone way too soon. Our Miss Thing this week is an Academy Award winner, the most famous wearer of hats and suits, the woman who single-handedly redefined moms in cinema, and star of seminal films ‘The First Wives Club’ , ‘Baby Boom’ and ‘Annie Hall’ — DIANE KEATON!!! In this ep, Tim remembers the time he acci...

Gay Matts, let us get you a one-way Ticket to Paradise, ‘cause this week we’re discussing the icon of cinema herself. This Miss Thing is the definition of an A-list movie star, a real life adult Disney princess, the woman with the most famous megawatt smile, the more believable Erin Brockovich, and the star of the new film ‘After The Hunt’ — JULIA ROBERTS! In this ep, Tim recalls the time he hooked up with the best smelling British...

Are You Ready For It, Gennifertias, ‘cause we’re taking on the biggest SuperStar out there. This week’s Miss Thing is the songwriter of a generation, queen of the charts and so many hearts, four time Grammy winner for Album of the Year, the prolific artist behind the new album ‘Life of a Showgirl’ and Miss Americana & the Heartbreak Prince herself — TAYLOR SWIFT!!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he dated a politician’s ...

Dumplins, you’re gonna wanna take a big bite out of our Cake, ‘cause this week we’re celebrating the biggest TV star of all time! She’s the hairspiration for the entire nation, she’s juicy and she’s couture, and she’s America’s favorite Friend — JENNIFER ANISTON!! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time a Horrible Boss almost fired him but Clip Art saved his job while Greg recalls the moment a stinky little animal crashed a gay birt...

It only goes Up from here Inertias, ‘cause we’ve got an episode that’s gonna make your WAP gush! Our supernova of a Miss Thing this week is a comedy queen, a crossover artiste, stripping goddess, reality tv pioneer and the iconic raptress of ‘Am I The Drama?’ and ‘Invasion of Privacy’ — CARDI BI! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he hustled his way through an AMC and played a game of chicken with his friend over the movie ‘21’...

Kathys and Gay Matts, we’re totally buggin’ because our Miss Thing this week is a total 90’s icon, a music video vixen, the best upper lip actor in the biz, a blockbuster queen in every sense of the word, and the star of ‘Bugonia,’ ‘Irish Blood,’ and ‘Clueless’ — ALICIA SILVERSTONE! In this ep, Greg remembers the time a city road worker went on a power trip after his car got blocked in by a food truck while Tim recalls the time he ...

Get ready to be Boy Crazy Gennifertias, ‘cause you’re about to go on the Joy Ride of your life. One: Because it’s officially Christian Girl Autumn. Two: Because this week we’re Praying at the altar of an unstoppable pop icon. Our Miss Thing is a bopmaker, a mega talented writer and producer, the soundtrack of West Hollywood in the early 2010s, and the inventor of TikTok — KESHA!!! Oh y’all wanted a twist, eh?? On top of everything ...

Honey Do’s and Honey Don’ts, get ready for one criminally good episode that’ll leave you feeling like you just entered the Happiest Season of your lives. Our Miss Thing this week is the definition of cat energy, an equally gifted comedic and dramatic actress, the person you want to be best friends with at work but are also scared of, and the star of ‘The White Lotus’ ‘Parks and Recreation’ and ‘Agatha All Along’ — AUBREY PLAZA! In ...

Where art thou? Why not uponeth this episode, Gennifertias? Our Miss Thing this week is not a moment, she’s a movement! Of course, we’re talking about the quick-witted and tongue-in-cheek songstress, a Busy Woman with Taste, and Man’s Best Friend herself — SABRINA CARPENTER! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he decided to get wild after working a night shift at Panera Bread while Tim remembers the season he had Bed Chem with ...

Come on in, Gennifertias! The water is warm because this week we’re celebrating one of the most preeminent talents of all time. Our Miss Thing is power personified, the British actor with the best American accent, the woman responsible for the best entrance in cinema ever, and the star of cinematic masterpieces ‘Titanic,’ ‘Avatar,’ ‘Eternal Sunshine Of the Spotless Mind,’ and the ‘Digman’ episode Tim wrote this past week — KATE WIN...

Gennifertias! Put down your Weapons and get ready to take your Fantastic Four First Steps towards this episode where we lose it over the official woman of the summer. Our Miss Thing this week is everyone’s favorite TV actress turned movie star, a true chameleon, future Madonna, and future 2032 Academy Award winner for Best Supporting Actress — Julia Garner! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he learned the hard way that h...

Gennifer Zs, we’re shining bright and shining far ‘cause we’re talking about an absolute *star* today. Our Miss Thing this week is a pop culture magnet, a comeback queen, and the scene stealer in ‘Freakier Friday’, ‘Mean Girls’ and ‘The Parent Trap’ — Lindsay Lohan! In this ep, Greg discusses the time he was run off the road by a woman with a brand new face lift while Tim remembers the time he and his friend took an edible to help ...