August 1, 2025 • 10 mins
Bebe’s turn for an adventure! This one is for all the little sisters out there!
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(00:00):
OK, ready guys? You're going to be really quiet.
OK, we got to be quiet if we're going to record the episode.
Can. You say that.
OK, you guys ready? OK, get your giggles out, say.
(00:25):
It. Hey Bubba buddies, welcome back
to Mr. Matt's story time. I have some exciting news for
all the little sisters out there.
This story is for you. Will you share it with your
brothers and sisters? I hope you do.
This is Bebe Goes back in time, also known as Bubba goes back in
(00:46):
Time Part 2. Bubba insisted that this be the
second title. Bebe, Be careful.
Daddy called out as Bebe began her gallop to the ledge that
Bubba just took a tumble from. Even though Bubba had told them
what had just happened to him, how he went back in time, Daddy
didn't really believe him, but Bebe sure did.
(01:07):
Clop, clop, clop, clop clop clop.
Bebe yelled out as she took off,now airborne from the top of the
stairs. It felt like she was flying
forever, the wind whistling through the ossicones atop her
head. Splash.
Phoebe wasn't as lucky as her brother who landed in soft
(01:30):
grass. She landed in what appeared to
be a river. Luckily though, this river was
just deep enough so it was safe to land in, but not so deep that
she had trouble swimming to the shore.
Yeah. Phoebe exclaimed.
I'm all wet now, good thing I can swim and I have a long neck.
(01:50):
She said after she was back on dry land.
She didn't think about being soaked for long though, because
her surroundings caught her attention faster than the pig
racing to a mud pit. The river appeared to be more
than just a river. It was pulling double duty as a
Moat for a huge, beautiful and elegant pink castle.
There were many towers with pointed caps, ornate statues
(02:13):
overlooking the walls, and of course, a drawbridge.
Not sure what's funny about thatbaby.
Surrounding the castle was a wide open Meadow full of yellow,
pink and purple flowers with many trees in the distance
encircling the Meadow in thick foliage.
(02:34):
This was a place where storybooks came to life.
Little did Bibi know, she reallydid enter a different time and
space, because as her eyes scanned the horizon, she saw a
group of friendly mythical creatures quickly making their
way over to her. Are you OK?
Ask the elf. Yeah, we saw you flying without
(02:58):
wings. Said the Phoenix.
Where did you? Come from puzzled the giant
troll you. Came out of nowhere.
A mermaid had popped up out of the river to ask this final
question. Startling Bebe Oh hi I.
Don't I sound like no happy to be here?
(03:19):
Bebe replied. You're in Giga, very glimmer
glade. We play lots of games here and
have a ton of fun. Bebe couldn't tell where this
voice came from, searching the crowd of new friends, which
surprisingly was filled with faces that didn't look like they
agreed with the last statement. Then she spotted her, a
(03:42):
beautiful Unicorn with a pink head, purple body and rainbow
hair. Hi.
Hi baby, what's your name? Bebe asked.
We've never seen a Bebe before. I'm a Unicorn and these are my
friends. L Mermaid troll in Phoenix.
(04:03):
Unicorn said. Oh, I can see you as a Lil corn,
you're so pretty. But what's your name?
Bebe is my name. We don't have names here.
We're just are who we are. This puzzled Bebe for a minute,
but she was quick to accept it. She was in a strange land, after
(04:25):
all. What kind?
Of games. You play?
Bebe asked, hoping they played what she liked to play at home.
The group replied that they liketo play giggle, seek, bumper
butts, wiggle, worm, swim, swam,swam, and tic tac toe.
The only game Bebe recognized was tic tac toe.
(04:46):
I like. Tic tac toe.
I don't know what that other things.
Uh oh. Every complain.
Unicorn nodded with her hoof. She sketched out a tic tac toe
board in the sandy Bank of the river.
She went first X Bebe made her move.
An O Unicorn went, and Bebe tookher next turn too.
(05:10):
Bebe had set herself up to win no matter where Unicorn went
next. But to her surprise, Unicorn
scratched out Bebe's last turn and put her ex there instead.
Hey you. Can't do that.
That's. Cheating.
Bebe exclaimed with a pouty lookon her face.
Yes, I can. It's not cheating here.
(05:31):
And giggle. Barry Gilliam or grade.
I'm loud. Unicorn said.
BB noticed all her friends made a face again, the one that
showed they were all too familiar with Unicorn's actions.
Then they didn't like it either.Well.
That's not fair. You've been mean.
You're some menicorn. BB said, no longer wanting to
(05:54):
play. Their friends were shocked at
what BB said. No one had stood up the Unicorn
before, but they were so glad BBsaid something.
They were tired of Unicorn cheating all the time.
She was nice as long as she was winning.
As soon as she started to lose though, she would tip the scales
in her favor, making it unfair for everybody else, right?
(06:17):
Bebe shouted after her. I didn't.
Want you to leave. I just wanted you to.
Play very A few minutes passed, and when it was starting to look
like Bebe would have to really start looking for her way home,
Unicorn peeked out from behind the wall, eyes red from crying.
I'm. Sorry, there's no excuse for how
(06:41):
I behave. I know I was wrong.
It's just really hard for me. You see, since I look like I do,
I feel like I have to be perfectand then include winning.
No matter what. I won't be perfect and then
what? I will be.
Be Bebe thought about this for amoment, but quickly said.
(07:02):
It's like you because you not when you can like I said, we
calling you I mean like 1 and now you're nice.
Welcome to me. You don't barely play my play.
So morally sorry. Sorry.
(07:24):
It's hard for me to say. My mommy and daddy just taught
me and my brother. Papa, can I fail?
That's all. Thank you, Bebe.
Unicorn looked at her friends, who were all nodding in
agreement. Unicorn smiled now.
That I know better. I'll do better.
(07:45):
No more cheating. Her friends cheered in delight.
Yay, yay, exclaimed Bebe as she jumped into the air.
When she landed, her hooves clanked on the sidewalk clink
clink startling her, causing herto fall.
(08:05):
You almost landed that one, baby.
Said Bubba. Great jump.
Too bad you didn't go back in time in the garden.
I did. I went to gummy.
Gary. Gary Clay.
It's been so much quick. Set a mermaid.
(08:33):
These kids have such great imaginations, Daddy thought to
himself. I hope they hold on to that for
when they have calves of their own.
The end. And that my friends, was BB goes
back in time. Special thanks to Bubba Yay and
BB Yay for the story idea and for joining us voicing
(08:57):
themselves. And remember, you get to be
exactly who you want to be. That's right.
Friends, don't forget to don't forget to follow wherever you
listen to your podcast, to nevermiss an episode.
And if you're on Spotify, Bubba loves getting how many stars?
Bye. 10 billion. 10 billion starreviews.
(09:19):
We hope you enjoyed it. We'll catch you next time here
on Mr. Max Story Time and we'll read the world together.
Bye bye. Bye.
Hey Bubba buddies, have you everwondered what sounds giraffes
make? They actually aren't silent.
(09:40):
They moan, snort, and hiss. Cool, right?
You know what else is cool? A company called Follow, they
partner with nonprofit organizations to create
bracelets that come with a real animal to track.
Since 2018, they've been able todonate nearly $700,000 to save
(10:00):
wildlife by combining A tangiblebracelet and interactive
tracking experience. Their goal is to educate people
about wildlife and excite them about conservation.
You can get a bracelet to track a gorilla, a lion, an elephant,
a Penguin, a polar bear, a shark, a dolphin, a sea turtle,
(10:21):
and Yep, you guessed it, a giraffe too.
With each bracelet, you receive a card to track a real animal on
your phone, tablet or computer. Learn your animal's name, get
their picture, gain knowledge oftheir awesome stories and
journey, and follow their incredible trek on an
interactive tracking map. Best of all, when you use my
(10:45):
promo code Matt Ruiz Stupi 20, you get 20% off.
Don't worry, I know my last nameis hard.
I've put it in this episode's description.
Ask your grown up to help you check it out.
Bye.
OK, ready guys? You're going to be really quiet.
OK, we got to be quiet if we're going to record the episode.
Can. You say that.
OK, you guys ready? OK, get your giggles out, say.
(00:25):
It. Hey Bubba buddies, welcome back
to Mr. Matt's story time. I have some exciting news for
all the little sisters out there.
This story is for you. Will you share it with your
brothers and sisters? I hope you do.
This is Bebe Goes back in time, also known as Bubba goes back in
(00:46):
Time Part 2. Bubba insisted that this be the
second title. Bebe, Be careful.
Daddy called out as Bebe began her gallop to the ledge that
Bubba just took a tumble from. Even though Bubba had told them
what had just happened to him, how he went back in time, Daddy
didn't really believe him, but Bebe sure did.
(01:07):
Clop, clop, clop, clop clop clop.
Bebe yelled out as she took off,now airborne from the top of the
stairs. It felt like she was flying
forever, the wind whistling through the ossicones atop her
head. Splash.
Phoebe wasn't as lucky as her brother who landed in soft
(01:30):
grass. She landed in what appeared to
be a river. Luckily though, this river was
just deep enough so it was safe to land in, but not so deep that
she had trouble swimming to the shore.
Yeah. Phoebe exclaimed.
I'm all wet now, good thing I can swim and I have a long neck.
(01:50):
She said after she was back on dry land.
She didn't think about being soaked for long though, because
her surroundings caught her attention faster than the pig
racing to a mud pit. The river appeared to be more
than just a river. It was pulling double duty as a
Moat for a huge, beautiful and elegant pink castle.
There were many towers with pointed caps, ornate statues
(02:13):
overlooking the walls, and of course, a drawbridge.
Not sure what's funny about thatbaby.
Surrounding the castle was a wide open Meadow full of yellow,
pink and purple flowers with many trees in the distance
encircling the Meadow in thick foliage.
(02:34):
This was a place where storybooks came to life.
Little did Bibi know, she reallydid enter a different time and
space, because as her eyes scanned the horizon, she saw a
group of friendly mythical creatures quickly making their
way over to her. Are you OK?
Ask the elf. Yeah, we saw you flying without
(02:58):
wings. Said the Phoenix.
Where did you? Come from puzzled the giant
troll you. Came out of nowhere.
A mermaid had popped up out of the river to ask this final
question. Startling Bebe Oh hi I.
Don't I sound like no happy to be here?
(03:19):
Bebe replied. You're in Giga, very glimmer
glade. We play lots of games here and
have a ton of fun. Bebe couldn't tell where this
voice came from, searching the crowd of new friends, which
surprisingly was filled with faces that didn't look like they
agreed with the last statement. Then she spotted her, a
(03:42):
beautiful Unicorn with a pink head, purple body and rainbow
hair. Hi.
Hi baby, what's your name? Bebe asked.
We've never seen a Bebe before. I'm a Unicorn and these are my
friends. L Mermaid troll in Phoenix.
(04:03):
Unicorn said. Oh, I can see you as a Lil corn,
you're so pretty. But what's your name?
Bebe is my name. We don't have names here.
We're just are who we are. This puzzled Bebe for a minute,
but she was quick to accept it. She was in a strange land, after
(04:25):
all. What kind?
Of games. You play?
Bebe asked, hoping they played what she liked to play at home.
The group replied that they liketo play giggle, seek, bumper
butts, wiggle, worm, swim, swam,swam, and tic tac toe.
The only game Bebe recognized was tic tac toe.
(04:46):
I like. Tic tac toe.
I don't know what that other things.
Uh oh. Every complain.
Unicorn nodded with her hoof. She sketched out a tic tac toe
board in the sandy Bank of the river.
She went first X Bebe made her move.
An O Unicorn went, and Bebe tookher next turn too.
(05:10):
Bebe had set herself up to win no matter where Unicorn went
next. But to her surprise, Unicorn
scratched out Bebe's last turn and put her ex there instead.
Hey you. Can't do that.
That's. Cheating.
Bebe exclaimed with a pouty lookon her face.
Yes, I can. It's not cheating here.
(05:31):
And giggle. Barry Gilliam or grade.
I'm loud. Unicorn said.
BB noticed all her friends made a face again, the one that
showed they were all too familiar with Unicorn's actions.
Then they didn't like it either.Well.
That's not fair. You've been mean.
You're some menicorn. BB said, no longer wanting to
(05:54):
play. Their friends were shocked at
what BB said. No one had stood up the Unicorn
before, but they were so glad BBsaid something.
They were tired of Unicorn cheating all the time.
She was nice as long as she was winning.
As soon as she started to lose though, she would tip the scales
in her favor, making it unfair for everybody else, right?
(06:17):
Bebe shouted after her. I didn't.
Want you to leave. I just wanted you to.
Play very A few minutes passed, and when it was starting to look
like Bebe would have to really start looking for her way home,
Unicorn peeked out from behind the wall, eyes red from crying.
I'm. Sorry, there's no excuse for how
(06:41):
I behave. I know I was wrong.
It's just really hard for me. You see, since I look like I do,
I feel like I have to be perfectand then include winning.
No matter what. I won't be perfect and then
what? I will be.
Be Bebe thought about this for amoment, but quickly said.
(07:02):
It's like you because you not when you can like I said, we
calling you I mean like 1 and now you're nice.
Welcome to me. You don't barely play my play.
So morally sorry. Sorry.
(07:24):
It's hard for me to say. My mommy and daddy just taught
me and my brother. Papa, can I fail?
That's all. Thank you, Bebe.
Unicorn looked at her friends, who were all nodding in
agreement. Unicorn smiled now.
That I know better. I'll do better.
(07:45):
No more cheating. Her friends cheered in delight.
Yay, yay, exclaimed Bebe as she jumped into the air.
When she landed, her hooves clanked on the sidewalk clink
clink startling her, causing herto fall.
(08:05):
You almost landed that one, baby.
Said Bubba. Great jump.
Too bad you didn't go back in time in the garden.
I did. I went to gummy.
Gary. Gary Clay.
It's been so much quick. Set a mermaid.
(08:33):
These kids have such great imaginations, Daddy thought to
himself. I hope they hold on to that for
when they have calves of their own.
The end. And that my friends, was BB goes
back in time. Special thanks to Bubba Yay and
BB Yay for the story idea and for joining us voicing
(08:57):
themselves. And remember, you get to be
exactly who you want to be. That's right.
Friends, don't forget to don't forget to follow wherever you
listen to your podcast, to nevermiss an episode.
And if you're on Spotify, Bubba loves getting how many stars?
Bye. 10 billion. 10 billion starreviews.
(09:19):
We hope you enjoyed it. We'll catch you next time here
on Mr. Max Story Time and we'll read the world together.
Bye bye. Bye.
Hey Bubba buddies, have you everwondered what sounds giraffes
make? They actually aren't silent.
(09:40):
They moan, snort, and hiss. Cool, right?
You know what else is cool? A company called Follow, they
partner with nonprofit organizations to create
bracelets that come with a real animal to track.
Since 2018, they've been able todonate nearly $700,000 to save
(10:00):
wildlife by combining A tangiblebracelet and interactive
tracking experience. Their goal is to educate people
about wildlife and excite them about conservation.
You can get a bracelet to track a gorilla, a lion, an elephant,
a Penguin, a polar bear, a shark, a dolphin, a sea turtle,
(10:21):
and Yep, you guessed it, a giraffe too.
With each bracelet, you receive a card to track a real animal on
your phone, tablet or computer. Learn your animal's name, get
their picture, gain knowledge oftheir awesome stories and
journey, and follow their incredible trek on an
interactive tracking map. Best of all, when you use my
(10:45):
promo code Matt Ruiz Stupi 20, you get 20% off.
Don't worry, I know my last nameis hard.
I've put it in this episode's description.
Ask your grown up to help you check it out.
Bye.
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