Mobile Armored Podcast Show
Computer, select the best agents for this mission! The Mobile Armored Podcast Show is a rewatch podcast of the 80’s cartoon series M.A.S.K. Hosts Adam Moore and PJ McNerney are hitting the rewind button and taking you on a wild ride back to the era of neon, synthesizers, and cartoons that were blatant toy commercials—but oh, so unforgettable. Remember the thrill of Matt Trakker's adventures and his crew of oddly skilled agents? Well, Adam and PJ sure do, and they're dissecting all 75 episodes with the perfect mix of fondness, bafflement, and a hefty dose of "Did they really just say that?!" Listen along as we peel back the layers of this 80’s classic, pondering over the show's logic-defying moments and the peculiar decisions of its characters. From the bizarre case of Professor Stevens waking up in Matt Trakker's library to the absurdity of Alex Sector's animal care fiascos; from the physics-defying flights of a certain red Camaro to Matt Trakker’s questionable parenting and leadership strategies, Adam and PJ invite you to laugh, rethink, and maybe cringe a little as they uncover the curious charm of this 80’s gem. Whether you're a die-hard fan or just another Child of the 80’s like us, tune in every Monday for a trip down memory lane with a twist. Buckle up for the Mobile Armored Podcast Show—it's going to be a hilariously bumpy ride through nostalgia and beyond. Catch you on the airwaves, M.A.S.K. fans!
Episodes
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It's Episode 39: "Green Nightmare"! Matt Tracker’s “cultural‑exchange” flight to New Guinea nosedives, unleashing an episode where MASK forgets its own name: almost zero masks, barely a vehicle, but plenty of wildly offensive mud‑people stereotypes. While VENOM cosplays as jungle gods, Scott rewires a live breaker panel mid‑air (Father‑of‑the‑Year, Matt!), T‑Bob swallows a b...
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It's M.A.S.K. Episode 38 - "The Curse of Solomon's Gorge." After Scott and T-Bob are left to wander the desert alone, the predictable happens - T-Bob falls down a well, Scott and T-Bob are almost crushed to death, and Scott nearly drowns. But somehow, Matt Trakker evades the clutches of child protective services once again.
Writer, director, musician, and novelist Kevin ...
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MASK and VENOM are back in the Outback of Australia…but don’t you worry, folks…this is serious this time…there won’t be any co-opting of local customs and spiritual practices like the last time we were here!
Oh wait…
V.E.N.O.M.’s uses a hologram machine to fool local people into thinking that floating rocks are driven by their rock gods, the Mimis, to reveal a treasure hidden within the sacr...
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Hopping over to Vienna, Matt, Scott, T-Bob, and Dusty Hayes (who apparently decided to hang around after last episode) witness Austria’s famous Lipizzaner Stallions from the bleacher seats.
But then, the horses go wild, forcing Dusty to save a child whose mother attends the Matt Trakker School of Abandonment Parenting. The horses go missing, leading Matt to follow in his own footsteps and ...
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Matt Trakker, Scott, and T-Bob are continuing their European vacation with a trip to the Netherlands to enjoy the tulips, the windmills, the amazing construction and maintenance of the dikes…and probably some pharmaceuticals that are uniquely legal in Amsterdam.
All of a sudden when one of the dikes is shattered, nearly drowning our intrepid travelers! Time for Matt to abandon Scott…er…I me...
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Matt takes his adopted son Scott and robot T-Bob to visit a Parisian art gallery.
Knowing that he needs a chauffeur for his kid, Matt also takes Buddy Hawks, the long suffering M.A.S.K. agent who constantly watches his paramilitary friends go on cool adventures while he replaces windshield wiper fluid for old people.
What seems like an innocent prank of turning precious art pieces around sud...
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When the ghost of Caesar haunts the Palantine Hill to scare off Matt Trakker’s workers, there is only one thing to do:
Time to call in Scooby Doo.
Just kidding, it turns out that V.E.N.O.M. is on the hunt for the lost sword of CAESAR, which… makes you invincible and is responsible for the rise and fall of Rome as an empire? (We don’t remember that from Latin class… but ...
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Here's a great idea for an episode of a children's cartoon: a disgraced finance minister decides to manipulate currency in order to cause an economic collapse. What ten-year-old wouldn't like that? At least we have plenty of Dad jokes, a goat attacking T-Bob, and... oh, yeah... Bruce threatening to beat up Dusty. Buckle up! It's another episode of the Mobile Armored Pod...
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Remember how much you respected and admired Matt Trakker when you were a kid? If you had known he was secretly funding gain-of-function research on flesh-eating bacteria, would you still respect and admire him? If your answer is "yes", then you're our target demographic. If your answer is "no", you're also our target demographic. All that, plus T-Bob gets dunk...
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Matt Trakker, Scott, and T-Bob are enjoying some down time in Rio de Janiero…with a mysterious woman and a young girl….who might look suspiciously like Matt?!?
What is going on here….?
Oh, also V.E.N.O.M. steals, in the words of Miles Mayhem “a worthless painting”…only to have it turn out to be a map to a hidden stash of gold secreted away (along a lot of military equipment) by a certain inf...
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If you were introducing a new toy into the franchise, would you name it after a serial killer? If your answer is yes... then you are the target demographic of this podcast. If your answer is no... I guess you'd prefer it be named after a devastating storm that claims the lives of thousands of people every year... and you would also be the target demographic of this podcast. Also, T-Bo...
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What does the leader of a rogue vigilante group make for his New Years resolution? What about the incompetent leader of a terrorist organization? Or a young boy who yearns for human connection but whose only friend is an overly anxious robot? Find out in this BONUS episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!
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If you had "firing gigawatts of electricity into T-Bob" on your BINGO card, you win! Yes, potentially destroying Scott Trakker's one and only friend is how M.A.S.K. plans to foil a V.E.N.O.M. plot. Hey, at least they have a plot, unlike last episode's disaster. This episode also weighs in with the most dad jokes per minute of any episode so far. So get ready to groan al...
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Folks, Miles Mayhem is not doing well. You need go no further than the latest episode of MASK to see the once mighty VENOM leader kidnapping pandas from China and abducting a sculptor and... forcing the sculptor to desecrate moai (those giant heads on Easter Island) by imprinting the faces of VENOM agents on them. So, please, folks... please, send your hearts out to Miles Mayhem. He isn’t ...
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WE'RE BACK FROM HIATUS! Unfortunately, V.E.N.O.M. probably wishes they could go on hiatus. Once the mightiest terrorist organization in the world, Miles Mayhem's bunch has been reduced to living in a leak-prone shanty in the middle of the jungle. It's not even for an evil scheme... this is just where they live now. Sad. That, plus T-Bob becomes a God (again?), Scott threaten...
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While Adam and PJ are on hiatus, we've got a couple treats in store. And be sure to stay 'til the end for Turner and the Condors latest hit single, "Flying So High."
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After a rock show, Brad finds some weed(s), grabs a mysterious briefcase, and sets out on a madcap 24 hours in Los Angeles. Now THAT'S an episode of M.A.S.K. we could get behind. Instead, we get a lazy V.E.N.O.M. plot, even lazier M.A.S.K. agents, and Scott's quest for diabetes. Join us for laughter - and groaning - on another episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!
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What would you give Matt Trakker and Gloria Baker for a wedding gift? She-Ra's belt? The Eye of Sauron? Maybe dinner at a revolving restaurant or a ride in Thunderhawk? Here's what Miles Mayhem got them -- the worst V.E.N.O.M. plot in the show so far. (Hint: it involves vacuuming money.) That, plus Scott and T-Bob are abandoned once again! Time for another Mobile Armored Podcast ...
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Another one of Matt Trakker's billion-dollar military boondoggles goes missing. Are we more worried that Matt is clearly an arms dealer, or the fact that these weapons systems go missing so often? Plus, Scott is nearly killed by a Rube Goldberg device, Dusty's IQ drops several points, and... could it be... the BEST M.A.S.K. battle of the series so far? Find out on this week'...
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