Mocktails Or Messy

Mocktails Or Messy

We've had a messy past and we'd liked to talk about. We're talking about the debauchery and the train wrecks 🤪 that led us to get out of the cycles we get stuck in 🙏 . Let's have happy 🥂 hour with mocktails, accompanied by traditional cocktails. Hosts, Ryan & Kelly explore the world of non-alcoholic innovative mocktail beverages and dive deep into finding the best brands on the market with a taste test to compare it to the real-deal cocktail. Kelly is a drinker and Ryan is a Mocktail'er. After a hiatus of 10 years these Ex's who couldn't stand each lived in different cities, now have reconnected back in their hometown. Kelly got married 💒 to Ryan's best friend, another Polish-American 🇵🇱 "Ryan" wtf. Now these untraditional friends Kelly & Ryan revisit college times, their messy 20's, pre & post children, describing the unforgettable moments such as troubles with the law. Now in their 30s, they blend past with present including Ryan's new journey of 5 months completely dry of everything. Ryan been taking a pause from the sauce + green. Kelly’s comedic escapades as a fun-loving mom continues to enjoys her wine 🍷 nights. They team up to get messy with their interviews indulging in drinks while laughing with drinkers and non-drinkers alike, all over some innovative Mocktails or even the real deal Cock 🍸 . Will you be drinking "Mocktails" OR "Messy" cocktail? No judgment either way Ryan the "Dry Bi Guy" wants to prove to the curious ones, that having a mocktail in a fancy glass + garnish 🍃 , you can get that "Placebo Effect Tipsy" feeling. Of course you would want to be accompanied by your wild, fun drinking friends such as Kelly the "Mistful 🚿 Mrs. Messy". Whether you’re sober-curious, a mindful drinker, a messy boozehound (no judgments) or just looking for a laugh, we’re here to get MESSY with a NEW happy 🍻 hour experience for everyone! So, grab a drink—alcoholic or Mock—and get ready for a wild, sexy, hilarious , yet mindful ride with “Mocktails Or Messy”! 🍸/🤪 Let's relive the good old or MESSY days.

Episodes

April 16, 2025 49 mins

What happens when a former Catholic schoolgirl discovers that pleasure isn't sinful but sacred? Lauren Joyce, known as The Magnetic Woman, radiates confidence as she shares her journey from sign language interpreter to pleasure coach who's revolutionizing how women connect with their bodies.

Lauren's transformation began during a quarter-life crisis coinciding with her father's death. Seeking meaning, s...

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When a mother's intuition conflicts with medical opinion, lives hang in the balance. For Missy Ramirez, trusting her gut during her son's mysterious illness ultimately led to uncovering IPEX – an extremely rare autoimmune disorder affecting just 1 in 1.6 million people worldwide. Behind her N95 mask (worn to protect her immunocompromised son), Missy shares the harrowing journey from that first emergency room visit to beco...

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When Bran Flakes first downloaded TikTok in January 2021, they were simply looking for a creative outlet during the pandemic. Friends had suggested saving Snapchat stories and uploading them to this new platform. Maybe it could even lead to reality TV someday—after all, wasn't that how casting worked now? What followed was a masterclass in turning authentic content into a thriving career.

The self-proclaimed creator o...

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Gregory Powell brings his sharp wit and design expertise to the podcast, sharing the remarkable journey that led him from New York's television industry back to his hometown of Pittsburgh. What began as a simple complaint about facial pain during a family visit in 2018 quickly escalated to a life-changing diagnosis: stage four adenoid cystic carcinoma, an incredibly rare cancer affecting his salivary gland.

Rather tha...

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Join us LIVE for a raw, unfiltered celebration straight from our studio! 🥂 After finally hitting 10,000 followers on Instagram (we did it!), we’re popping bottles (alcoholic AND non-alcoholic, because why not?) to mark this huge milestone!

Kelly's Dream Come True 🌾: From childhood dreams to reality, Kelly shares her journey of buying her very own homestead! Chickens? Ordered. Goats? On the waitlist. 🐓🐐 Plus, she&a...

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What's the secret to staying positive and productive while juggling life's adventures? Join us for a rollicking ride through our latest escapades! Ryan kicks things off with tales of his sunny Tulum trip and Kelly's hilarious spray tan mishap aimed at banishing the winter blues. We get giddy over Too Turnt Tony's bold personality and his Two Turnt Tea, and Kelly's nostalgic over his college days with twiste...

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Ever wondered what it's like to take a break from cannabis and rediscover its magic? Our guests, Michael Rozzi and Keisha, share their experiences of a tolerance break and how it led them to savor the unique flavors of cannabis-infused beverages like spicy mango and blueberry once more. Together, we journey to Honcho, a vibrant queer festival in Pennsylvania, painted vividly as a liberating adult summer camp where art, music, ...

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What if your journey to self-discovery involved a little bartending flair and a lot of online creativity? Join us as Dominic Hill, our captivating guest, shares candid insights into his transformation from high school days to the confident performer and content creator he is today. With laughter and nostalgia, we revisit those formative years and the evolution of LGBTQ+ acceptance, celebrating Dominic's glow-up and his bold ve...

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Why would someone as powerful as Blake Lively tolerate unprofessional behavior on set? Join us as we tackle this question and many others in a rollercoaster episode filled with candid conversations and surprising twists. We celebrate our dear friend Ryan's incredible milestone—one year of sobriety—with laughter and a quest for the perfect non-alcoholic red wine. Just as the toasts and tales of triumph flow, an unexpected visit...

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Ever received a lap dance with your best friend? We did, and let us tell you, it was an unforgettable experience that pushed our boundaries in the most unexpected ways. Our night at the strip club was more than just a wild adventure; it was a journey into the dynamics of comfort zones and friendship. As we navigated through initial nerves and embraced the surprises that came our way, we found ourselves laughing at the awkwardness a...

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Join Howard Mincone as he shares his incredible transformation from growing up in Pittsburgh’s steel city to making it in Hollywood. In this lively conversation, Howard reveals how he navigated his thick Pittsburgh accent, his unexpected path to beekeeping, and how these buzzing creatures became a source of healing—especially for veterans with PTSD. Along the way, he shares hilarious stories from his journey, including skateboardin...

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This episode will have you contemplating the shift in seasons, the impact of daylight saving time, and how these changes can affect our moods and well-being. Jane shares personal stories about life transformations, including a journey to sobriety, and how commitment to self-care can be crucial, especially during the temptation-laden holiday season. We explore the transition from youthful indulgence to a health-focused lifestyle, ce...

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Do you know what it means to truly embrace a "soberish" lifestyle? Join us as we chat with Jane, the dynamic brand ambassador for Amethyst, who shares her journey from the bustling liquor industry to becoming a passionate advocate for non-alcoholic alternatives. Discover how Amethyst, with its new watermelon lime flavor, is reshaping social gatherings with its botanical charm. Jane opens up about her personal evolution to...

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Ever wondered how to enjoy a social gathering without the dreaded hangover? Join us as we mix things up with Kelly, aka Mocktail Messy, Miss Mizgorski, and Ryan Frankowski (Frank-Kov-Ski) for a journey into the vibrant world of mindful drinking. Together, we sip on Amethyst, a tantalizing liquor alternative featuring lemon, cucumber, and serrano, guaranteed to tickle your palate. With a dash of humor and candid storytelling, we als...

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Ever tried sipping on a Midnight Margarita while pondering life’s little messes? That’s exactly what we got up to in this episode of Mocktails Or Messy, as we spun tales of cocktails mixed with spooky flavors like blood orange and pomegranate juice. We spilled the beans about the reality of our friendship through the ages, alongside hilarious misadventures in organization. And yes, we even dared to tackle the appearance pressures o...

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What if the chilling world of serial killers was intertwined with the seemingly mundane act of drinking? Join us as we navigate through the eerie tales of Jeffrey Dahmer and John Wayne Gacy, exploring how alcohol blurred lines of sanity for these notorious murderers. The unsettling reality of Dahmer's heinous crimes and Gacy’s terrifying “killer clown” persona will leave you questioning how such darkness can exist beneath a fa...

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Could the music industry’s kingpin, Sean Combs aka P Diddy, really be caught in a web of crime and scandal? Join us on "Mocktails Or Messy" as we unpack the earth-shattering charges of trafficking, racketeering, and more that have landed him in hot water. With the shocking police raid details, including the discovery of a rollercoaster of revelations that threatens to dismantle his once-unassailable image. All this, while...

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Ever wondered what it takes to truly transform your grocery game and navigate the tricky waters of modern relationships? We start this episode of "Mocktails Or Messy" with a lighthearted apology and a playful roast of a new mustache look, setting the tone for a mix of humor and heartfelt conversation. Sip along with us as we introduce our chosen beverages—Barvis Brewing Company's Pumpkin Dark and Sam Adams Octoberfes...

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Have you ever found yourself clueless about your local senators while sipping on a trendy energy drink? Well, we did, and it led to some hilarious banter on this episode of "Mocktails Or Messy!" Join Kelly and Ryan as they recount their hilarious (and sometimes embarrassing) experiences with cocktails, including Kelly's unforgettable first dirty martini. We also touch on the surprising ways Pittsburgh's heat wav...

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Have brunch plans ever led you into a deep conversation about life's unexpected turns? Join us as we kick things off with some lighthearted chatter about our fall brunch plans and the cozy vibes of the season. We get real about navigating the emotional aftermath of a breakup and how the changing seasons can amplify those feelings. You won't want to miss our nostalgic trip down memory lane, remembering a hilarious incident...

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