Trivagate Live Reveal

We went live on Facebook and wanted to share it with those who haven't heard it. We shoot the shit about random shit. After the break we joined by Jeff & Mountz join us and Jeff blows Friends trivia's cover.

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Episode Transcript

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I might not listen every Monday,but when I listened to the man's that
fucking music gets me hyped. Andthen I fucking jam view, I'm like,
it's I removed him. Hold on, there we go. I hit
the wrong button. Mom's in Mayhem. It's Melia and I'm here with my

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girl, Wags and Robin here today up. Never listened to an episode
at all. What I's like,It's like, hey, my good morning,
dub Dag. We're here talking aboutwhat's up my guys, yo,

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Dragons Dragon with my girl, Robin, Wag Robin, Robin Robin and Wagon
Wagon Seller. We're here for agreat Robin. Here we go. I

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have to mess with the controllers.You can't see us I do. I
have a big head and forehead.Happy Mandy evening. I guess you would
say, um, that is myfavorite thing ever done by White Horse Media
ever. It's our legacy. Itreally is, thank you, Maunce,

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the best thing we've ever done.Yeah, it is my favorite cost And
I'm in the background like no,like I'm obviously bothered when he says it
like that, Like know what?So I am your host Lea and with

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me as always we have Buffalo BillyJean and Chief Female Officer of white Horse
Media Group Amanda Wags. Thank you. Oh, we just got a compliment
from our CEO, he said,brilliant opening before that though from Teagan she
sawhere only eighteen minutes late. Listen, Tiagan, listen, it is Lupo

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Leah. So yeah, if younotice it's Lupeho and it's you didn't tell
me that the dotty things were there? I would have taken that part away.
No, it looks it looks likeyou're you were trying to be French
or something. Oh okay, I'mno way, no hope, here to

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fuck up the day, Here tofuck your day out. The girl wag
Wagon Seller and brobon areas. Wealready lost few words. Uh yeah,
of course did you expect people toactually watch this ship? So okay,

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So we didn't have an episode thisweek because we had yeah, because life
was rough this week really, especiallyfor U Wag chair a rop week.
So and then I just forgot todo the best of completely. It's a
lot of work doing a best ofepisode because you had to pull all the

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clips and I'm just going to saythat, like the one time that Robin
really goes hard to like really getinvolved in everything. She makes the whole
spreachet of flips. Eliah's like,fuck it, we're not doing that is
not how it happens. How ithappens. Oh, I spent hours,

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poor hours scouring through oh my god, hundreds every episode, every every episode
of every show, and does anyoneelse hear the music? And then I
guess there aren't even hours. Ihad to listen to find some information out.

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Um, Leiah likes to start podcastfor So okay, I did not
start shit. I did not startshit, and Mounts and Jeff are both
here. They can testify that Idid not start anything. We could all
say you did not start anything.It was perception of some psycho, crazy
tender bitch who got her ship twistedand now scanty threats like she killed us

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and cut us with a knife,like which I'm still here. I know,
I'm fat, made it, didn'tfeel it, But you ain't cutting
shit, sweetheart, because I bringa gun to one knife fight. Well,
to be fair, our names werenot said, so I am not
positive who they were talking about.Um, but we are so are very

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narcissistic and we know that we areseriously just hate it because you ate us,
hateful that we used assume. Butyou know what, for the clarification,
let me show you, let meshow you what isn't look at my

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wait okay, mart we talk aboutAmanda's boobs all the time on the show
there nobody gets to see them.So here they are a live right now,
I forgot to did you forget?Did you forget that we're live?
Okay? So she's like, like, I just want to like side by

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side comparison, Wags. Do thatagain? Please seriously look at that difference.
Just look at those two pictures sideby hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, Like, I don't know how like that?
How do you even like? Howdo you move around? Wags? I
want to do a lot very well. Do you about your boobs? Sor

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she's smuggling things in there? Sowe haven't done that in a while.
So let's let's get back to nowthat we have love and we know love
wins win. They sure, umyou saying get back to what I love?

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How Wags is broadcasting from an alleyin the eighties? Who's sweet?
Who's the broadcasting? But you know, Leah didn't necessarily start it. I
think Mound started it because he's thebest I've ever had, not me.

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Oh my god, did you justadmit to something? No? Not on
live? I think what's best friendI've ever had? If you if you
spin that, because it would beyou know, Andrew Mounts, Andrew chre
Mounts, if he would just dothe right thing. Well he did,

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it's over. So it's your career. I got lagged burn And you're not
talking about no, no, no, no about that. Robin. We
brought you this evening. Okay,Mago to any fire, somebody isn't Jeff's

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in here. If we ever actuallyhave to fire somebody, can we do
it live? Please? I'm Ithink we haven't had the opportunity. Besides,
Leah was the first what she's gonnasay, it was fired. It
should be a tradition. And ifanybody complains, be like, well,
Leah was the first person fired,and she was fired live in front of
one hundred and fifty people. Soand that so you talk about did I

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did? I did look pretty good? She was getting fired. He jo
Jo and Joe Ann's mad that y'allmentioned or taking an amy Listening on the
playback for P I P last week, but not jo Anne. Oh Joanne,
did we miss you? I'm sorryJoanne did, because you don't listen
to our show. She does,she listens, she listens to. That's

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what she's saying. I didn't didn't. We didn't mention it on p IP
because you don't listen to man amso Wax put it in the outline.
I would also like to say helloto any of our friends from YouTube.
My shoulders are covered today. Oh, let me quickly, I should yeah,

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wait, yeah, okay, therewe go. It is Oh,
I will ripped my shirt. I'msure they're gonna have my addler's size headband
because my hair is so out ofcontrol that it doesn't do anything right now.
But I woke up together. I'mjust a college kid working on my
paper. Your mid term paper,high up and get it submitted. I

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washed the dry my hair today,so I know lashes one. So I'm
sure they're gonna be like, who'sshould faith again so they can say that
the one bathing is the dry queen. That's me. Go. So how
was your week? First of all, how was everybody's weak? Yeah?

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It was there, it existed,Yeah, I mean it just week.
What's all I'm going to say,you want me to cry on er because
the last three episodes that made youball like a baby. You know I
should? I should? You knowwhat I'm doing. I'm reading the comments

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as this. I don't like thisat all. I don't like any of
this. Okay, so, um, where is our producer? We forgot
to tell our producer where you're going? I told her? Yeah, I
told her she didn't have to behere. Why would you do that?
Was waiting for I'm not really thatbig, it's just that small, That's

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what she said. I'm part ofthe Red Red Solo Cup crew right here.
Uh, I'm drinking soda, Robin. How is your week? Good?
Bad and different? Um? Imean it was all right. I
mean it's busy, it's flying byreally good with it. So and Saturday

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it was extremely interesting. I hadto put a few people in their place
trepor besh or two, somebody tellsomebody to leave the bar, and then
came face to face with some folkswho probably we're not expecting to see me
yet. Hie. How I don'tunderstand how this happens every weekend. I
really don't like. You have tostay home and stop beating you walk out

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of the you walk out of yourhouse, and you walk into an episode
every Saturday of Jerry Springer. That'syeah, like the last like month and
a half, I mean, Iknow shit, And now now would talk
on me at once five weeks.It's like because we started talking about the

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parallel universes and things like that.Yeah, often triggered it, and now
everything's coming out at once, andI don't even like, Oh so I
think we opened a portal. Itdid? Things were in the upside down?

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How did we open a portal?I think we talked about it.
Listen to what happened to me tonight. I was in my bedroom. It
involved the creeds on higher. I'mout, it's not that all happened this
weekend. She saw it all happenedSaturday night. Okay, we can't talk
about those things because you end upgetting the cops called on you when you

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talk about things. So let mego back to my portal. We opened
it some I was doing something inmy bedroom today and I like glanced and
I saw something like in my whateverthis is vision and then my room,
yeah, my bedroom or I startedto close like very slowly like this,
and I was like Jake, andhe was like what he was downstairs?

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I was like, dude, you'retelling me somebody trying to close your fucking
door. Some I'm telling you Isaw something and I went down like I
can't sleep at night sometimes and especiallywhen I'm stressed, and I went down
this crazy portal. Oh I didgo down to portal. I went down
to portal or to come out ofthe portal. I don't know. I

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feel like it's all connected. Ifyou guys listened to our last episode,
Leah was explaining about the song Higherby Creed. If you don't know what
I'm talking about, go back andlisten. The next day, I heard
it twice and if you look onInstagram, I even record a video of
meb like, this is so weird. I can't believe I've heard this.

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I haven't listened to it. It'snot a song that would be in like
my normal rotation. I've heard itsix times since we recorded that episode.
That's that you're thing in the world. I haven't heard that song in years
now. I like dislike it onevery single fucking like anyway we can any

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chance, like if it comes up, I hit dislike. But so it's
possible that it'll just never get playedno matter what. I did, the
same thing. I was like,I don't want to listen to this.
This means something. I'm telling you, Wags. It's a I don't know
if it's a good OMEN or abad OMEN because I'm an atheist and I
don't believe in that ship, soI can't tell you if it's good or
bad. It's it's a thing.It's stuff that I live amongst, parallel

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shit. I live with ghosts,I live in an active house things.
So I think when Wags is probablyoutside like hanging her kids out by a
tree, smoking some stage and gettingher oils together, that kind of like
accelerated. Oh you are doing thatstage shit, aren't you. Yeah,
I'm currently waiting on my last ingredientfor my bundles. But it's all good.

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It's good energy. I want thegood energy. And I'm realize that
there's negative energy in the world.It's you can't, you know, not
have it near you, but youcan choose how you handle it. And
that's why you say like, Ido not welcome I do not accept the
negative energy. You put that outthere, So I mean, I'm going

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to do the stage thing. Idon't feel uncomfortable, I don't feel scared,
I don't feel like fearful, butI feel off And I don't know
if it's a good thing or abad thing, Like I just don't feel
like I'm centered, and I'm Ijust there's something somebody with work and all
the kids and stuff, but I'mI'm down that rabbit hole of the witchy

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TikTok. I may have said onceor twice that I'm getting into like not
the holistic things, but kind ofsort of kind of out like the view
chicken feet by my front door,but speaking those affirmations and putting like the
lemon out because the lemon will absorbthe negative in the house. And I've
been doing some of these things foryears because thousand and nine and it is

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very active. But now I'm reallydeep into that witchy TikTok and to you
know, again speaking the affirmations anddoing things. So I think that once
you open, everything comes heightened andyou're like, WHOA, what is this?
So yeah, I'll send you someof the videos wags on how to
have balance, like your chockers.I guess if you call them like you

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have to send like factory settings,and then so I'm in the process of
of redoing resetting mind. I'm inthe process of resetting mind now, just
to kind of get my balance.I think there's so much I don't want
to say turmoil, but turmoil.I have so much hesitation, so much
restrictions, so so many things andso many barriers, and then that led

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me down. So if anybody isfamiliar with bi crystal, if you know
anything again, Pandora's box opens withthat, and it can. The crystal
itself is very powerful if you geta real one, not factory mad you
know mold that only comes from Ithink Russia or the Ukraine or somewhere like
that. It's very powerful in thefact that it will close doors that are

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meant to be closed, and we'llopen doors that are meant to be opened,
but go through like life changing thingsand sum are good in summer band.
I don't know if I'm ready forthat yet. I crazy. I
just want to I don't want likesick. Can I just like burn down
my chakras, just like burn everythingyou need to set your chakras back to

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factory settings. No, I justwant to burn them the fuck down.
When my chakras have been shitty,apparently by the band's thirty nine years.
So I'm super we're gonna we're gonnado this together. She's gonna get her
sage. We're gonna smudge each other. Not scissor that comes after, but
we'll smudge each other. Yes,yes, feel like and then you know

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we know who who recentered her chakras. Megan fucking markl any of this?
This that's her? Yes? Didyou how much of it? Did you
watch? Both of you? Didyou actually watch it? Like? No,
I didn't watch it. I didn'twatch it last night. I watched

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like three or four videos but itwasn't available yet. Okay, watch all
right, So I watched most ofit, um, But what I found
the most interesting was the comments afterwardslikes, well, not even that,

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just like the responses to it.Yeah, so let's run down some important
things that happened to anyone. I'mgonna take that away for a second.
So if you don't know the story, quick synopsis. Um Prince Harry is
um the Duke of Suck Sussex.He's married, really hard to say.

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He married Megan Marco, who isbi racial, and there were a few
issues will say with the Royal Familyand Megan Markle, they left the Royal
family. They are no longer Iguess they're no long I don't really understand
it. I know they're they're nolonger h r H, which stands for

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His or her Royal Highness. They'reno longer HRH. But they're still the
Duke and Duchess of Sussex. Andthey have a beautiful little boy, and
she's pregnant, and there's been alot of conflict back and forth, but

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kind of behind the scenes, andit was always like speculative, but Megan
Marco went through fucking hell being inthe royal family. Like I think Meghan
Markle's experience made Princess Diana's look likea cakewalk, simply because hers was in

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such a shorter amount of time.Like you know, Diana's was spread out
over since she was sixteen. Shewas sixteen, well when he met her
when she was sixteen, but theydidn't get married till she was twenty one
nineteen when they met when they starteddating, but like, and she stayed
married to him for like she waswhat, I don't know how old she

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was, she was older twenty nine, twenty eight when she left, so
that was a long period of timelike Meg and Marco went through. Fucking
hell. It sounds like in theyear that she was part of the family.
So um, she sits down withOprah and can we just take a
minute to talk about how Oprah isjust the fucking bomb, Like she's still

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so good after all the time.And I don't want to like Oprah for
some reason. There's something about herI just don't want to like. And
she she's just not like her.I don't know that's what you like her.
There is this comedian, um KathleenMadigan that does this bit on Taco
Bell and Oprah go on new YouTube. Listen to it. It is fucking

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hilarious, hilarious, Like Oprah shouldnever be that because she could literally pay
somebody to slap the food out ofher hands like that. I want to
come exactly dog. But anyway,she is so good, Like when she's
interviewing, there was this part withHarry and I was gonna play it,

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but I'm a little nervous about Idon't know what the rights are, so
maybe I'll put it in the episodewhen there's heirs, but Harry, she's
talking to Harry about leaving, andHarry says something like I, Um,
I've always been a part of theinstitution, and I left the institution.

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And he's talking about William and he'slike, my brother doesn't have that.
My brother doesn't have that option,and like, I think a normal person
would have just let that go.And Over was right on him and was
like, does your brother want togo? Does he want to win?
Like I was like, damn,Oprah, Like good for you, and

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they well, a lot of peoplethink that, but they call it the
firm in case you were wondering.When they say the firm, that's what
the actual family calls it. Anda lot, I guess a lot of
people that are on the pro royalfamily side are upset because, um,
the Duke of Edinborough, who isPrince Philip ninety nine years old, is

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in the hospital and just had heartsurgery. So they think that this was
like ill timed or whatever. Um, But they're always going to think that,
And then I think they're sensible peoplelike us who think this poor girl
was tortured. I don't know,I don't know what you guys thought about
it, but like the part withArchie where they were saying that somebody in

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the royal family was questioning Harry aboutwhat color that baby was going to be
when it was born. Yep,that is flooring. But also you need
to keep this in mind that PrincePhilip and Queen Elizabeth our second fucking cousins.

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You guys have been in bread sincethe beginning of fucking time, and
you're worried that this baby's gonna comeout a little too dark, like,
come on the hypocrisy, And shewasntes. Megan's response was, I think
Oprah was saying something like about itbeing this progatory comment, and Megan had

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responded, while it's you know,safe to make that assumption. Um,
you know she was acting and thesame thing when Oprah went into like the
betrayal of her father and she setat the question, and you know it
didn't quite know how to respond tothat. I found the home and she
even said that fascinating I did.I watched bit some pieces of it and
then I did a lot of readingthem calling out afterwards. And you know

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how she was thrown into it andeverything was taken away, her license,
her passport, her keys, lifeas she knew it had been you know,
she had to a crash course onhow to his life as a royal,
and then everything that she spoke outfor was shut down. But let's
I mean, let's just say thatthey didn't change how they do things because

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of her like that would have.That's just their policy. So it wasn't
like, yeah, I'm sure itwas a lot for her to take on,
but you also have to be like, you have to expect this,
like this isn't just meeting your boyfriend'sfamily. You know that lives in New
England. This is meeting fucking royaltyand they do things that are just different.

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Even if you're even if she wassomeone that was from that area and
she grew up there, I mean, that's it. Still Diana said the
same thing because she wasn't repaired.And I don't think you can be like
everybody before Princess Diana that came intothe fold was royal to a certain extent,

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Like like Diana was, she wasnoble, but she wasn't royal um.
But whereas like these girls like Welland Meg and Marcoman. She tore
Kate Middleton a fucking part and itwas glorious because I don't think I like
her like again, I kind oflike her. I don't think I don't

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like yeah. So anyway, youknow who I really don't like. I
don't like Megan Kelly, and Idon't like Piers Morgan. Did you watch
the vid? I sent this onYouTube and I just want to play some
of it so you can get anidea of just how repulsively icky the opposite

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sides of this are and what themedia it's like. I don't know.
I can't even explain it. Umit's it's horrible, all right? Can
you hear that? No? Canyou hear it? No? No?
All right, well then never mind, fuck it? So um ma'am twenty

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twenty four. Fuck it? Sogo on go on YouTube and um you
could look it up. I thinkit's like good morning UK um or just
put in like Meghan Kelly, PiersMorgan. Um, it's good morning Britain.
Is the name of the show he'son, and they start saying things

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like well, yeah, and PiersMorgan in another clip and that's another one
that I'll put into the show,but he is talking. Shaka Khan was
on the panel this morning and Ican't remember who the other woman was,

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but he was so like repulsively racist, like him saying he was trying to
argue, and this is where Iwant to get your opinion. He was
trying to say that, like,Okay, I marry a black or brown
person and I am pregnant and somebodyfrom my family comes up to me and

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says, so is your baby gonnabe? Like what color is your baby
gonna be? It's gonna be dark, it's gonna be light. That that's
not racist or a microaggression or anythinglike that, that that is totally okay
to do. I'm sorry, Idon't think that's totally okay. Don't ask
a white person exactly why really iridescentlike my son is glowing in the dark

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white? Right, Like I don'tunderstand to me that, Like, yes,
I understand that people do make commentslike that. I have I have
relatives and you know, I haveother people's relatives that I know would probably
ask that question or if there was, you know, a a baby of

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color, there would be they wouldask that question and not necessarily be mean
about it. Um intend to becool, I know, but you have
to know that like saying something likethat is not cool. And if and
if you do say something like that, Like Pierce Morgan's on a panel with

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two black women who are explaining tohim why this is bad, why you
don't say that, and he's like, oh, it's fine, they don't
mean anything, buy it. It'slike, yes, that that would be
especially coming. And he was tryingto say that Megan and Harry were wrong
because they didn't tell us which memberof the royal family made the comment.

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Now, Harry came out today andsaid it was absolutely not my grandmother or
my grandfather. So it wasn't andit was the secondhand given to Megan by
Harry, from Harry though directly fromme by racial babies. And the conversation
is that there may have been wellthey usually get their color in about a
year, it could take a year, but it's never made in a negative

(29:45):
or a derogatory way. And Iwill not even fuck you, Pierce Mark
seriously, fuck you and all yourfucking money. Fuck you. Well,
it's when it comes to like tryingto ward this without being a total bitch.
But as far as I'm not sharing, like who told them that,

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that's completely within their realm to grief, I no, And my number one
reason would be like even if I'mbeefing with my family. My child may
want to have a better relationship,pending that there is anything awful, completely
off the wall, but like yougot to do that for your child's legacy,

(30:33):
don't don't ruin it for someone else. Like people go out and they
just want to tell you everything.You can say no, like I'll share
this, but I'm not telling you. And I think that is most beneficial
because not even for Archie, butlike his brother's kids, you know,
I'm sure that like they're gonna wanta relationship. I mean, you don't

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have to be completely tack tacky andlike you know, full of vengeance.
No, not at all, Andand I think that's the thing. Like
the media was like, oh,if it wasn't the King and Queen and
or Prince and Queen. Sorry,and it wasn't the future King, but

(31:14):
he never said it wasn't Charles umBut somehow they got to it had to
be either Kate or Camilla Parker Balls. And I saw a ton of the
media being like it was Camilla,Like Okay, they're just gonna throw Camilla
under their bus because it's that easy. Well, she took his daddy,
so she didn't make his daddy.She didn't know. I don't know how.

(31:41):
He doesn't really have a lot togain with it though, like perspective,
yeah, like she's old. Therethere's no chance of her holding any
kind of title or power or Idon't know. I think they made she's
not going to be the queen thatthey've already stated that, but I don't
what is she going to be.She she's gonna be a handmaid queen Elizabeth

(32:07):
is what? How old is she? Ninety five? I guess I thought
she was ninety two, just two. That would be because she's younger than
Philip and Philips ninety nine, Soshe's ninety two. Listen, she's got
another decade tops like tops, Sothen what happens, like Charles becomes although
Charles could probably like guy before shedoes, which would be great. Philip

(32:30):
died five years ago, Oh yeahhe did. But I love Prince Philip,
I do I love him. Sodo either of you have opinions on
this whole thing like revelation? Foryou? I think that um sub a
lot was discussed and maybe exposed onjust the inner workings that we don't know

(32:54):
about. And I also think thatsilently this was a way for him left
the institution. He had to.Didn't realize he was trapped until Megan showed
him. He didn't want the samething to happen to him that happened to
his mother. Um, and thenall that's tough, you know, like

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they're keeping the money that Diana hadleft for the boys, and well,
yeah, he show no they can't. He got that money. He got
that fifteen million. And then ontop of that, now Archie tells his
dad to drive safe, Like,are you seriously going to start with Archie's
three Archie in a conspiracy series?So many comments about that, Wait to

(33:39):
say that again. Archie tells Harryto drive safe. There was on so
many different all these what is it? But what is that supposed to mean?
Because oh, I mean, andeverything's going to happen because he's weeding

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out those who don't need to bethere, which is why, you know,
he says that he felt trapped andMegan, you know, there was
just a lot of friction, ifyou will, Yeah, a lot of
friction. And there's secret services everythingthat had that we know nothing about.

(34:22):
I think that there were a lotof cues given today or not. An
interview and like I said earlier,all this morning when I was up,
I was TikTok, TikTok, TikTok, which I get is not a reliable
source of information, right like Lionelit is, it's not. But when
you took it like oh, thismeans this, and this means this means

(34:42):
that, like so many different thingsare coming together, and then you think
like whoa, now the boy doesthat drive safe? And that's where I
ended up. But six am.But I got hit by a truck when
I was eighteen, and my daughterstell me your drive safe every time I
meet the house. Does that meanthat the illuminus he's trying to kill me
too? But yeah, I thinkit's crazy. I think it's just listen.

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I I think it's the craziest ofcrazy conspiracy theories. I absolutely know
it's ridiculous, But I also kindof think that the royal family are lizard
people who killed Diana. I don't. I know it's ridiculous, but it's
possible. As I get where you'recoming from, Wags, how much of

(35:31):
it did you see and what didyou take away from it? Um,
just fixing my microphone, so Isaw for a while. I know it's
It's broke. Okay, I podcastHard Pour down here. M hmmm umm,
Street Street Fighter over here. SoI'm I'm proud. I think that

(35:58):
they did the absolute best thing forthem um and I don't Again, I
don't think it's what they shared.I think it's how people like interpret it
interpret Damn bungholesum, fresh face andfisty. I lost my train of thought.

(36:27):
But yeah, I think that,you know, they they made the
best decision. But I think it'sall the after effect bullshit of people taking
whatever they want from it and constructinga story. And for the love of
God, it's not weird that awoman is going to hold her baby bomp.
That's normal, especially when you're outin public or when you're feeling insecure,

(36:51):
or you're feeling anxious, or youjust want to touch your fucking kid.
Yeah, Like people are saying thatthat means that something's going to happen
or there's something bad on the horizon, Like they're taking that like, Hi,
I'm I'm pregnant. I've had apretty stressful life up until now.
Let me rub my baby bomb.I don't know anybody who's ever been their

(37:14):
stomach constantly. My hands were inmy pants, always robbing my stomach.
And then also I think she dida really good job about speaking about about
her postpartum depression, you know,like, yeah, he did not want
to address that it didn't exist.It was not the perfect image that you
put out there on display. Andshe was like no, like this shit's

(37:35):
real and it's hard. And eventhough they have everything, that still doesn't
validate, you know, or diminishher feelings in anyway. It doesn't diminish
the fact that she's struggling internally andshe needed help and Harry was right there
and good friend always did like Harry, yeah he was, but look at
him. And then you got Princewillyamal bald headed with his big lips by

(38:00):
poor Prince William Man. When Iwas in high school, I had hot
William pictures in my locker and likehe was hot. He doesn't look like
Diana anymore. He's starting to lookmore and more like Charles. Like he's
disappointing. Harry, you did theright thing. Megan snatched up a little
hottie and now they have a beautifulfamily together, and as they show,

(38:22):
yeah, yeah, and I thinkI just don't understand like, and this
isn't like the liberal in me,because let me be clear here, I
am obsessed with the British royal family, like it's true, obsessed in a
real fucking way. I have noproblem with it. I think it's I

(38:42):
love the pomp and circumstance. Iadmit it, I do. It's a
total guilty pleasure. But it's alsotwenty twenty. I think it's time that
we got rid of a monarchy,even if it is a constitutional monarch's like,
really, what are they It's twentytwenty one, it's the one twenties
is what I meant. Happy ma'amday. Everyone, Now go another portal.

(39:07):
Now we're gonna go back like weneed any more. I am never
going anywhere near that year again,never ever. You just opened the gateway
to hell with that. Fine getrid of the monarchy. Now now we're
gonna have stamps with somebody's faith.We're gonna go right back to the This

(39:28):
is the portal to my royalty.Hold on, hold on, I need
your girl to take over for asecond, because you know we're live and
my family doesn't seem to give ashit. So you guys are in charge,
all right. So now that she'sglowing. Finally, Um, does
everybody change to picture when they disappear? I think it's just her. Wait,

(39:57):
turn your cover off? Oh wait, hold on, oh shit,
hold on, Oh here we go. All right, I'm gonna say I'm
gonna take a little picture, intendit to our mam our wing ma'am.
So, so if you were stillwatching us, we're here, say something.

(40:24):
I find one, right, Teagantry going to fall in her bathtub
again? She and that's where shewill be for the remainder of this episode
one twenty twenty hot freaking mess.I don't know there was There's just so

(40:44):
much. I was on TikTok,like because I don't sleep, I get
really bad insomnia as well. Iwas obsessed with all of the conspiracy theories
that they're pulling together for the royalfamily, and everything was happening, and
then they've exposed, Um, Elizabethand Elizabeth and her husband, how horrible

(41:06):
their marriage is and blah blah blahblah blah insane. You know who else
where did you get your earrings at? Wags? Let's see them up close.
They're not from you though, Iknow that, but they're beautiful.
I like them. Thank you.I go with my I mean like these,

(41:29):
does anybody else, because I justthink that these are two wildly earring
die for. I cannot wait toroth the's. I get my haircut tomorrow,
So tomorrow night when one record yourbest, believe I might not even
wear a shirt, just the earrings. Jegan. I actually got these on
Amazon. It came in like atwenty pack. A twenty pack mm hmm

(41:54):
of earrings. Yeah, a bunchof different colors and styles. These are
like, um, summer nights orsomething. I don't know. I just
made that everything goes with jeans,that everything goes with your tids. They
do join your face is vomit inducing, right, Joe and I Lee and

(42:15):
I don't like them either. Whatis Leah doing? Oh my god,
she is so extra water swords.Oh, I'm a mute. I didn't
realize I was muted. So Igot this on Amazon. I so Megan

(42:37):
and Jeff Um who just got married. He's going to be thirty and they're
throwing it h end of the endof his royal uh Roaring twenties birthday party.
So I and everybody has to word. You don't have to, but
we're all wearing twenties stuff. Sothis came with my like outfit and I

(43:00):
was like, of course I haveto have this, Oh my god,
and when is this party? Thelast week in March? Weekend in March?
Wow? Are you asking? Yeah? Yeah, that's what I was
just doing. I don't understand thepurpose of these. I assume it makes

(43:22):
you like less unhealthy. That's that'swhere my brain goes that. It's somehow
like the nicotine and tar like doesn'tgo directly and it filters better totally.
That's exactly how it is, right. That's where I'm super fancy though,
doesn't it. Yeah, those likethings that I sent you ladies in the

(43:47):
child was like, I need ablack I would just like, if I'm
talking to you, I'm going toand I would have it in my hand.
If it's not a dick in myhand, it's a wand I need
it. I just sne That's whatI'm doing that. This is just horrible.

(44:08):
I can't like this. You can'twork. Oh, I am crill
debil Teagan, your I am.It's so high class. People don't get
the cell on their fingers. Ohthose things that you can eat cheetos with
stuff on your fingers. What there'ssomebody posted on Facebook to either like little

(44:31):
like rubber things like rippers that youput on your fingers so they can eat
like cheetos, but your fingers.You know what? I found? They
have it, write aid and Itotally forgot about them. I have them
in the cart. They're like littlefinger I showed them. I showed them
to Jeff. They're little finger condomsand I was going to make like a

(44:52):
small penish joke on p Ip,but I keep forgetting them. But they're
like mount size condoms are about thisbig. Oh my god, poor she
just fucked you and you you'll nevereven remember it. Oh my Carmel.
Leah. I was gonna say,Jeff, but then I didn't think that

(45:17):
would be funny, so I saidManton, saying, well, Leah,
it's been like thirty years. Youprobably don't remember because it was I don't
want I don't remember. Oh,Mounts just said, what the fuck you're
you're gent me, mount You're alwaystalking about having a small penis. You
say it all the time. Don'teven try. Oh, Hi Rocco,

(45:37):
did you hear me say that?This is what recording is like. Guys
like Hi, Hi, Hi,Rocko. This is This is what you
don't hear on the episodes because weget up and walk away and we take
a break. Usually about this timewe talk shit on people in the middle.

(46:00):
It's just production. I know,it's no fun. We can't do
it. You know what, Youjust like did this face and with your
red hair. You totally looked likealiceon Hannigan slash Willow Rosenberg in that moment
you made this like Willow face.Yeah, I didn't want to scissor you.
Now I'm just saying, deep Willowscissored girls too. It must be

(46:30):
a redhead thing like Charie. I'mcoming for you. Christa. You're married,
Yeah, Chris is married, butCherie is not yet, so you
could say you could totally scissor her. As long as you leave, get
your nuggets delivered. As long aswe can get nugs. We'll get that

(46:51):
night. As long as you getnugs delivered afterwards. All right? Do
we have anything else to talk aboutor like? No, just appropriate for
a Facebook live because most of itneeds edit it out. Why, Yeah,
that's true. Most of the stuffwe want to talk about we have
to ad it out. Um,do mounts and jeff want to come on

(47:15):
and talk? There was Oh,yeah, we should do the ending segment
of PIP. Yeah, we're notrecording p IP right now, so we
should totally do that. Jeffrey,and and and mounts Just can't they get
do they? At the link pIP YouTube just said since when has marriage

(47:35):
ever stopped wags from scissoring? Thatis very true. I have a pretty
good question. Wegs just walks aroundjust this ring things people. Yeah,
the other day she showed up here. I've written two in my staircase.

(47:55):
It was real weird, like that'sthe best con especially the spiral ones.
Oh Friday night in the wagon cellarhousehold, Yeah, grand staircase. All
right, So um, we're gonnasee if the male parts of PIP.

(48:20):
You want to come on? Yeah, join forces. I can. We
could take a break, I couldplay the I could play the Drip Drop
ad and I get the little condomsthat do it? Should I get back
after these messages? I gotta findit. Are you having trouble sleeping at

(48:43):
night? Do you toss and turns? Do you need to stay at home?
Mom? Play this one? Seriously? What I hate you? That's
when the portal opened up. Lookat that's it. Well he took the

(49:07):
picture. But when we were doingthe live at the end and they kept
saying something like, who's who?Don't you like? I just kept putting
that up. Who bothers you themost? It's just but it wasn't for
me answering. It was from Mountsto answer. I have to live with
that fucking lip stinging all over YouTube, so you can live with this.

(49:29):
Look. Look do you see me? You were inside of me, you
were her. Well that was neversupposed to be disgust Amanda. I mean,
look at look at she's trying tocomb her hair out by like she's
nodding it back and forth through onearm, showing I hate your entire existence
for taking that picture, your entireexistence. We're gonna take a break,

(50:22):
hey o locome Pip has to bailout. The MAM's on another live.
You guys are so horrible with yourcomments. I have to I have to
go back and read mine. Youmissed some some absolute gold here, So

(50:43):
Leah to answer your question about thewhole the smoking thing from the twenties,
it's so high class, rich peopledidn't get the smell of smoke on their
hands. Oh, my god,that's brilliant. It is no healthier.
It will still give you horrible casesof lung cancer. Okay, well,
at least they won't smell bad doingit right exactly, that was their thought.

(51:07):
And then as far as the commentabout my penis goes not seeing it
for thirty years, it didn't grow, trust me. And then I think
that's it. Well, hey,we are informational and educational, so thank
you for sharing that. Oh yeah, this one too. My hands and

(51:28):
you guys are talking about rubbing yourstubach when you're pregnant. My hands are
always rubbing my stomach and I'm notpregnant. Talk about that conspiracy because we
didn't have a producer. Yeah,well, hey, can I share a
quick video I was telling I wastelling Lee I was my latest obsession,

(51:52):
and I did a little test andit'll be kind of like this will be
what's a kind of idea of what'sto come. It doesn't look great right
now, but it will give youan idea of the stupid shit I'm working
on. Good are you ready?Yep? That in itself as hilarious,

(52:19):
I know. So I have toread. I have to shoot, I
have to shoot something that's that matcheswhat's going on over here the actual video,
but one of my favorite movies ofall time, Jurassic Park. I
was able to put myself in there, so I've been obsessed with and and
notice that the normally the t Rexwould be there, right, So I
was able to I was able toremove the t Rex completely from the Oh

(52:44):
okay, sorry, I'm over heresmoking my big lung cigarette because I'm fancy.
I mean, you look, youshould have been born in the twenties,
right, I totally should have.All right, well that's all I
had. I'm gonna go, um, I'm gonna leave now, you guys
on your own. I thought wewere doing the ending segments of PIP.

(53:07):
I never agreed to that. Youdon't. Why don't you guys do the
ending segments PIP? Where's Robin?I'm here? Oh that that's put yourself
on the big screen. Okay,that's a good idea, all right.
So it's like it even has likethis stupid reservoir thing that real condoms of

(53:32):
right, that's where the that's wherethe jiz goes. Gross word. So
it doesn't even like go down tolike my middle knuckle looks like as far
as it goes, and how manycan you put in there? Fingers?

(53:52):
Let's see what? Oh you don'thave to waste them. That's a better
thing. This is this is workingthree. There we go, wax.
Would you like me to do somethingwith these fingers? Now? Um,
yeah, I need to excuse myself. But yeah, so it's it.

(54:20):
But if you look like really closely, I don't know it's ripped. Somebody
explained to me why thee oh Ithought you said ripped. I was gonna
say you could get finger rbies.No, they're ribbed like her pleasure,
right do you think can you seethat? No? But I mean we

(54:42):
believe you. I don't. Idon't understand why if they're little, people
need it to Oh oh oh thoseare the one for the check outlet.
Yeah, that's where I thought theywere like super small. I seriously think
this is like just about right right, Jeff, that will fit you.

(55:05):
I well, Mounts. I justwant to say that Mounts is very much
turned on right now? Is heturned on by my finger or the condom?
That's just the idea of it fittingme. I'd be a little big
on you. Thanks. Um.International Woman's Day, so take it Listen.

(55:32):
Listen, listen, ladies, ifyou want to find out yourself doors
open, go for it. Thatsounds like a both a promise and a
threat. Oh, it's definitely athreat. If you've ever wanted to walk
away disappointed. He's only saying thedoors open, He's not saying right,

(55:54):
I'll probably open his back doors,open his back doors open for wags.
This scissor room, right, that'swhat this all comes down to. Wags.
It's just jealous that I won't scissorher. I've been trying. It
is but hole, that's what sheis. Why did this sound like it

(56:20):
just went into an episode of MariPovich? Is somebody having a baby?
You are you're gonna be ep thatbutthole? Dem you're not lying, Jeff,
you really want it? You gotscissors if you want who? How

(56:44):
about that? Take that? ButOkay, it's all very exciting. Are
we you whip pissesses off or now? No? I'm completely unprepared, Yes,
Degan, they are. I thinkI think you're great, that's how

(57:07):
you know. But I picked fromthere, his bunghole, his buggy hole.
He's gonna shove it way up hisbunghole way did everybody Did everybody hear
Pooky in Paradise this week? Didyou listen? Did you hear Jeff say
the word righamaru, which is solong that I don't even know. He

(57:30):
was highly disappointed that he that youfunctioning adults admitted to eating like spaghettios robins.
Stop hating on stuff, okay,kick her off the next The next
time you start talking about spaghettios atHamburger helper and hating on it, I'm

(57:52):
serving you motherfucking grabbed it, okayin your cheese burger Spaghettios and Hamburger helper
mixed together as Robin's only meal whenwhen we throw her into hell, but
she's going to have a roly chairto get there. Listen, I'm not
saying spaghettios is like some fine diningor it's better than another type of food,

(58:12):
but when when you're high never Yeah, you know what I found out
that you guys cheated? Who?How? How exactly what exactly how you
guys cheating? No idea what you'retalking about? How cheap you guys discussed

(58:35):
the answers beforehand, you know them, right, don't even yeah, don't
even don't even talk don't even tryto deny it. We will have a
rematch, and it will be runby a third party that is not the
man's You're untrustworthy. So I wait, who told you? Because they're out,
I'm not telling. I'm not tellingmy source. Are you up?

(59:01):
I s yeah, I was right? Uh, I am still the king.
I am still the king of friends. I'm still the king of friends.
You are never getting your rolie chairbecause cheaters never win. I think
she gets she's gonna beat you again, That's what I think. Well,

(59:22):
we're gonna do it fair well,fine, but I still think she's going
to be you impartial third party andthen I'm gonna beat him up. I'm
gonna beat him and then I'm gonnabeat him up because you can definitely beat
him up. And then, Imean, what are the chances that I
already I think it's I think it'swonderful that I'm somehow in trouble because you

(59:45):
guys cheated show and bring drama.Yeah stop stop right, who who's throw
or we? What was it?We're gonna we're gonna have to slit some
throats. I think if you comehere and caution again me, yeah,

(01:00:08):
you you guys are invited me onhere. Yeah we did. You guys
set me up. You know you'rejust a sore loser. I'm not a
because because because you guys cheated,had I caught you. I want to
see your proof, show the receipts. I don't have to out I don't

(01:00:30):
have proof. I'll give you myfacts. I have an anonymous source that
I cannot reveal anymous I just saidI can't reveal the anonymous source. The
fact is, though, that you'vealready admitted that you cheated. Nobody did
cheated. Yeah you did. Letlet's bring on mounds and get hit in

(01:00:51):
the comment on this mount. Yeah, I left mound. You essentially admitted
it. You went back in admittedWho admitted it? Why? Yeah?
All of you? We did notadmit it. Wags's exact words were,

(01:01:13):
who who told you? I saidwhat? Because we wanted to start shit
where you guys started the ship bycheating. I don't know what I can
read a liar, Rob Robin,it's written all over your face. They
were found very easily. All ninethose questions right now. You discussed the

(01:01:37):
answers before gand Ah. They wererandom questions. They were if she knew
the answers that, no, shedidn't. I don't know what to tell
you. We we I'm telling youright now, we're doing a live rematch
and there will be a third partyadministering the questions, and you were going
to get destroyed. I'll figure thatout. We'll figure that out. But

(01:02:00):
you guys certainly don't get a sayin it. That may be, that
may be a be, At leastit won't be by cheating. You know,
wagsy me a still photograph of ascene from Game of Thrones today and
I knew exactly what was happening inthe scene, and all you can see

(01:02:20):
is sarcy. Well, that's wonderful. I'm sure if I I'm sure I
could. The only way that Icould beat you a Game of Thrones trivia
is by cheating, same way thatthe only way that Robin could beat me
is by cheen. Are you hearingthis, mounce? Are you hearing this
big reveal? Look at me?When Robin beat When Robin beat me quote
unquote at Friends trivia, they werecheating. They discussed the answers beforehand.

(01:02:43):
No we did not. It waspretty what you're talking about. That doesn't
shock me in the slightest Yeah,oh, Nounce, I heard what you
said about the Wiener way. Idon't appreciate it. The Wiener the Wiener
n yours. I can't believe you. I'm really disappointed. There's look,

(01:03:09):
Mounce, doesn't it doesn't matter whoyou are cheating? Is not okay,
detective proof. That is not whatyou said before. M oh snap,
that's the private chat talk that youput in the group chat, so diminishes

(01:03:30):
the effect. Listen, that happens. Accidents happen. There's nothing you can
do about it. All right?Are we done with this? No?
Just going, Oh my gosh,you you. I will not own it

(01:03:52):
you. How about you admit youdo the right thing and admit that you
cheated. I didn't cheat. Youdid answer for found online. You knew
the questions beforehand and found the answersonline. That's cheating. It's not.
It's fucking cheating. It absolutely itis. You knew the questions beforehand and

(01:04:13):
found them online. Every episode ofFriends available online. Yes, it is
so there he answers our online.Yeah, but if you knew the questions
before you knew the questions beforehand andthen found the answers that's fucking cheating.
Sorry, Yes, Love Win,I know for a fact, Love Wins.

(01:04:36):
I promise you that I know fora fact that you're cheating. You
were cheating. I think it's Oh, it's definitely not a conspiracy theory.
It's okay. It's all fun ingames. But we need to have an
absolute winner to this, an absoluteuh and to this segment of our Live

(01:05:00):
Wives where we know for sure whothe the most knowledgeable friends fan is me,
it's not your not based on fourquestions and not based on cheating.
I'll give you the four questions thatI'll give you. I'll give you four
questions. It wasn't really fair.Well, it wasn't fair because Robin cheating

(01:05:23):
probably also for four questions, doesnot constitute uh, the all knowledgeable seasons
of that was given to you,very pointing out, very easily. More.
Well, that doesn't Again, thatdoesn't matter. I didn't cheat.
I didn't go up and look uplook up the answers before we played the

(01:05:45):
game. All right, let's writea letter because you're not going to get
over your sore loser. Yeah,we should please write a let letter to
Christina Riggi. M hmm, areyou guys, you have my brain.
My brain was turned off. LittleI will tell her about your cheating.

(01:06:12):
Can we just go on a cruisecruise? A cruise is just going to
go on a sandom cruise. Yeahthis this, Jane. Let's go on
a friend's cruise, a friend's triviacruise. You know what I have?
I have a friend who is whoruns a bar trivia game. Who do

(01:06:35):
we can do friends trivia? Meand Robin and he could administer the questions
and I promise they will be hardand you won't have because it would not
be I know him, but he'snot going to cheat. It would sacrifice

(01:06:56):
his integrity as a business owner ifit was not pure. That's romance the
ricci. Because you don't you don'twant to talk about you don't read the
questions. All right, my dearestdearest love Christina, You're gonna be like,

(01:07:18):
look, you won't fucking believe I'msorry happened to me? Can you
put some money on my books?My ex friend Robin from the Smash the
Chess podcast, I'm the man youforgot from the Smash Success podcast, and

(01:07:49):
mayhem cheated at friends trivia. Shelooked up the answers before the game started,

(01:08:19):
and she still beleaves. She deservesa fucking rolling chair rollie chair,
really rollie chair, and the chanceto lick and a chance to lick my

(01:08:45):
butthole? Can you believe the nerve? You should upload the picture of me
that weird one and be like,look, this is what she looks like
when she wins. Oh that movieeven, Um, let's see if I

(01:09:08):
can download that. I feel likethis Christine richis like this is me and
I win our souls and now andthen yeah, yeah, she just posted
a clip on her Instagram of her. She had a small part in Gray's
Anatomy early on. Yeah yeah,there's the bomb in the Chess girl.

(01:09:32):
Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't asmall part. It was like she was
on for like two or three episodes. M great, I'm sure sure you
guys cheated at that tribute too.You could say, yes, you're my
person, because that's what they say. Um. I don't know how to

(01:09:56):
download it from from here, soI guess we want. I think everyone
should have a person. I agreeeveryone should absolutely have a person. Only
one person, though trivia game,can you have more than one person?
Uh? They can be different kindof people trivia games have to maintain.

(01:10:17):
So sorry, integrity, Why areyou apologizing? You're talking over to ord
to be fair? Any help?Do you want to see a picture of
Robin? Yes? Yes, please, said a picture of her. It's

(01:10:38):
hard to Oh my god, that'sfunny, Robin, that's funny. Not
not when she wears those feather earrings though. Okay, I'll send it,
lap it in the wind, Okay, I'll send it. Do that
all right? Yes, of courseI know what it is. Nothing's different

(01:11:03):
at my Rosie o'donald question. Iwas gonna ask him if something about Tom
Hanks's wife because she's in now andthen too, Yeah you dona rita Rita
Wilson, I said, Hi,did Tom Hanks's wife ever cheat at friends
trivia? There you go, pyou can ask how I got over COVID.

(01:11:27):
Did Tom Hanks's wife ever cheat atfriends trivia? And then you should
say like, yes, I'll nevercheat on you if she did, accept
for cheat is a bitch, hes change the w I won't ever cheat.

(01:12:00):
Well, I will never cheat duringduring our game nights, but I
can't promise I won't have sex withanother woman and Robin but not Robin.

(01:12:28):
It won't be Robin because she isa cheater. It might be Wags,
though, I hope so she sendsme a message. It has to be
maybe Wags. You know. Thegirl with the chips. The girl loves

(01:12:55):
the girl loves her scissor Chipotle chipand I found a due those by the
way, Potly, Oh my god, he expelling Chipotle. It's probably the
chips chip Potly, be right back. It's it's infuriating. I don't care

(01:13:20):
how many times I spell it.It's infuriating. I hate that place.
Okay, here's the picture of Robin. M I'm gonna find where that's saved.
I think we're starting of a witchin your heart. I think I

(01:13:41):
know where it's saved forever. Um. If anyone knows of any karaoke places
that are open and following CDC protocol, there it is. Um. All
right, So let me share myscreening. And who's even listening to this

(01:14:04):
anymore? Watching this? A lotof people? Teagan has had a nine
hundred comments. Um, okay,let's remove this one. Share my screen

(01:14:25):
and we'll read the letter here.This is ah, this is our letter
to Christina Rechi because we are notwe're taking the week off from p IP,
so this is this is us doingthe letter to Christina Ricci. We
didn't want to miss out on this. Ready, my dearest love, Christina,
you won't fucking believe what happened tome. My ex friend Robin from
the success podcast Moms and Mayhem cheatedat Friends Trivia. She looked up the

(01:14:50):
answers before the game started, andshe still believes she deserves deserves a fucking
rollie chair and a chance to lockmy buttle? Can you believe the nerve
trivia games have to maintain integrity inorder to be fair. Do you want
to see a picture picture of Robin? Okay, I'll send it ps to

(01:15:11):
Toms's wife ever cheat at friends Trivia? If she did, she's a bitch.
Pss. I won't ever cheat duringour game nights, but I can't
promise I won't have sex with anotherwoman. But it won't be Robin because
she is a cheater. Maybe wags. The girl loves scissoring and chipoltlely chips.
Okay, here's a picture of Robin, and then we send her the

(01:15:32):
best picture of Robin ever. Sothat is now in the DMS of the
Blue Mark official instagram of Christina Regisamazing. Say hi, I se you
can tell these people, Oh tellus amounts. How was your day?

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Yeah? Work, My day wasfine, work was easy. Um.
I found a whole bunch of friendsquestions if she couldn't have looked up the
answer to that, I guarantee Jeffknows all of them. PROMPTU, sure
here, let me ask one rightnow. Um, do you know the
name of Joey's bark a lounger?Oh shit, um, I do?

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Oh um, it's a Spanish name. Oh fucker, No, it's a
it's a woman's name, Rosita.It is Rosita. Yeah, you got
it. Yeah, So Lea's inthe lead. Robert and I are losing
right now. All right? Whatwhat more did Rachel misspell on her resume?

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Oh? Oh uh? Fifth episode? Uh uh? Isn't it poop?
No, it's not poop. Theend of it is like the first
letter. I know this, Giveme the first letter? Yeah, what
is the first letter? See?Now, what's the first letter? See?

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See? Open up your ear holes? Come pooper compuper computer a computer?
She misspelled computer, yep, right, and they had to redo poop.
They had to undo all the envelopes. I just want to prove that
I'm a little rusty. All right, he clearly, here's one I knew.
I knew an answer. What fruitis ross allergic to? Oh?

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Fuck, I don't even know oranges? No, it's not oranges. Not
it's not grab him bananas. No, I don't know. I honestly don't
know. Kiwi, I don't Idon't remember what episode. Don't remember that
one normally, Like even if Ieven if I don't know the answer,
I can I can remember the episodethat it's in. I don't remember that

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episode. All right. What isthe name of Chandler's father's Las Vegas?
All male, Vegas, La Gagas. Oh, okay, about you said
Vegas? Okay, all right,all right, let's get one more here.
Let's um ask me a question aboutDolly Barton. Well, all right,

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I don't have those pulled up,but uh, but they're guaranteed to
be on the internet somewhere. Accordingto Monica. According to Monica, a
woman has how many a Rogers.Monica categorizes her towels into how love categories

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Jesus? All right, all right, here, right, all right,
all right, what was the professionof Joey's imaginary friend Cowboy Day Cowboy.
Okay, mmmm, what's the nameof Joey stuff penguin Maurice Marie No,
no, no, no, umMaurice, Um no, that's Marcel,

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Yeah, Marcel the monkey. Mauriceis the space is the name of the
space Cowboy Pace Cowboy? And umthe penguin is um Oh fuck? Oh
god? I know because I lovethe episode where he mister it's mister Huggy
or Huggins, Hugsy Hugsy, Yeah, Hugsy. Yeah. All right,

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that's close enough. Yeah, Iget you get a point. So now
I'm in the lead, obviously.Yeah. God, and Robin has zero
questions. You got we weren't doingthis right because you can't cheat. Talk
about Look, here's the store loser. Now I could beat you last time.
What's that I had time to preparea right, you had time to

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look up the answers to the questions. That's not how trivia works. She
had a whole year to watch theseries over and over again. Well,
you should be prepared, because youalready prepared. If that's the way you
prepared, that's I know exactly whythis is proving proving it keep them coming.

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What was Joey's nickname when he wasworking at Alessandro's Dragon Yep, okay,
all right, is there any doubt? No, there's no doubt.
What ingredient did Rachel mistakenly put inher Thanksgiving trifle? There was several It
was beef and onions. Phoebe thoughtKenny the copy guy was who Sorry,

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I'm too quick. Monica could nottell time until what age? Oh god,
I forget, But it was likeit was like our teens thirty you
got it right on? Good?What is who is Santa's friend that Ross
invents to teach ban about Amica?Oh? The Armordillo, the holiday armadilla.

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Phoebe's grandmother said she got her cookierecipe from her grandmother named toll House
or yeah, yeah, ye man, I didn't all right. What was
the name of the lipstick brand formen that Joey started in a Japanese commercial?
Oh god, I forget that greatepisode though? Ichi bon ichi bon

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Yeah, Robin, why didn't youknow that one? You didn't get a
chance to look it up beforehand?What not doing this? What what does
Chandler call the Paris of Oklahoma?Um Toledo Tulsa. Tulsa, Tulsa,
same difference, same Yeah, they'reboth shitty cities. In case we have

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any listeners in Toledo or Tulsa,really really nice towns. Emma's first birthday
cake was supposed to be shaped likewhat time one. No, I don't
think it was a penguin. Itended up being a penis. Yeah,
it was a veenis um forgive herface? Yeah, yeah, I think

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it was her face. Any Oh, yeah, that's right, a bunny.
Because it's like, if we movethis up here, you could be
an ear. Yeah, all right, do you want to? Let's do
it? Would you rather? Andthen we can end at an hour and
well I was just gonna hop offanyway. If you guys want to continue
this area, would you rather,well, then let's hop about it.

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M hm, Well you can pumpthose brakes, right. I mean,
just because you can't cheat doesn't meanyou have to be a sore loser.
I'm not cheating, and I'm answeringwork emails you have? Would you rather
wet? I? Yeah, allright, go ahead, okay, just

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give me a second. You knowwho had If you go back and watch
the live Amy was putting a bunchof questions in the chat, and they
were really fucking good questions, butwe were all too drunk to look at
them by that point, and wecould go back and Okay, so would

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you rather hit on someone much olderthan you or have someone much older hit
on you? Much older and hopefullyallergies? M hmm, So wait a

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minute. So either way we're hookingup with this old person, it's just
a matter of who's asking who.Okay, maybe that wasn't the best one.
I'm just trying to wrap my headaround it. Like I don't know,
I don't know if we were thecare Yeah, like like eighty with
hideously ugly. I like older men. I think most peautiful dorms at Robin,

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she likes them young, a beautifulcorpse or an ugly persons ugly person
or a beautiful corpse. Oh I'mdefinitely not into the whole necrophilia thing,
so I'm gonna go with hideously uglyand alive? Oh? How how you?

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How? I have one illegal?Like? Isn't having sex with a
corpse illegal? Yes? Alive andhideously ugly? Um? Would you rather
let your spouse date your best friendor your arch enemy? How much do

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we hate something? That was myquestion. Are you like happily with your
spouse or no? Right? DoI want? Do I want my spouse
or about to be former spouse?Do I want them be happy? You
guys really just complicate these things.What if your spouse is your best friend
or they got to do themselves?Are right? Then that that would be

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my loophole. Yeah, I wouldhave a spouse that's my best friend,
right, I mean if that theywould sleep with. If I want my
spouse to be happy, I guessmy best friend, and if I want
them to be miserable my moral enemy. Okay, seriously both, I feel
like I've offended. You're offended.I don't know. I would marry wags

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and cheek and masturbate. That wouldbe the answer to my question. Okay,
Um, would you rather date someonewith no emotions or date a compulsive
liar? Oh? Okay, that'sa good question. Yeah, oh god,
do you know they're a compulsivelyer?Yeah? If you don't know,

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I guess you're not worse for wear. You know. I would take no
emotion? Really, you would howyou how they feel even though they don't
show it or necessarily like like Imean, I just imagine I'm sounding like
a monitor Molly. But the compulsiveliar, like you would constantly have self
doubt constantly. But it depends onlike are they just like lying about like

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you know, like like what colortheir socks are, or are they lying
about I don't know, I'm havinga compulsivelyer, So I'm chould definitely date
it with that. That's a goodquestion because I I, you, and
I have a friend who just lovesto lie. But it's about like inconsequential
shit, Like he he lied aboutbeing on the football team, like being
on a state you know, astate champion football team, like playing tight

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end or fullback, and he wasthe fucking towelboy. You know. It's
like, yeah, like it's notgoing to hurt anybody, didn't really hurt
anybody where he lies about, uhwhere he lived, like and he lived
in like fucking North Jersey and hewould tell people that he lived in Manhattan.
Like that's a big fucking difference,you know, But who the fuck
cares, you know, So Idon't know, I would have to go

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with a compulsive liar because the noemotion thing I've done that it's yeah,
that's what I was going to completelyuninteresting and boring and horrible. Both would
be horrible, but that would bemore horrible. I think I think compulsive
liar. But I think my loopholeis I would just be celibate for the
rest of my life and not haveeither. That would be my loophole because

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both sound like hell wags. What'syour answer? Oh, I'll take the
no emotion m M, I meanI have a Yeah, I'll it's very
emotional. Oh, there's a loopholethat that's a great loophole. Um.

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I'll just be like Polly. I'mjust like you know, universal one love.
Just help me pay my bills.I'm starting to like the side piece
plan better than the cell. Butgo ahead, house. Oh yeah,
I would probably go. Uh,no emotion, you're like fucking a robot.

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Just feels is that because your lastside piece was a compulsive crazy bitch.
I don't think she had a Idon't think she was a side piecee
Can we can we just refer toall of our sexual partners to pieces.
Now look at this piece. Bringingthe piece over? Yeah, you guys

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want to meet the piece. Guys, Guys, I really like this piece.
The last time you guys met apiece. I don't know her name,
but I can't remember her name.Listen, if you want a piece

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of this piece, do you wantto scissor this piece for the night,
your peanut, We're done one minute, We're done on pieces. Goodbye bye.
Have a great rest of your week, little guys, for jumping in

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and saving us yet again. Ahappy mail by. Let's have some fun.

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I love you, love your tonight. The's have some fi