Monologuing

This week’s episode is all about MLMs — but not in the way they’d want. I asked listeners to send in their funniest encounters, and the results did not disappoint. From wild recruitment attempts to the bizarre twists that only these “business opportunities” can deliver, these stories are proof that reality is sometimes stranger (and funnier) than fiction. Grab your headphones and get ready to laugh at the world of dow...

We get it—the news is bleak, your screen time report is judging you, and the world feels like it’s one long group chat full of bad vibes. So this week, we’re taking a hard left turn into objectively good things: like discovering forgotten money in your pocket, or realizing your “imaginary outfit” looks even better in real life. Plus, listeners share the whimsical little rituals that keep them sane. Consider this your ...

We’re doing something a little different this week—a Q&A episode! I rounded up your questions and I’m answering them all, from the random curiosities to the things you’ve been dying to know. Think of this as a casual backstage pass where you get to peek behind the curtain and hang out with me for a bit.

Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Wheth...

This week, we’re monologuing our way through the chaos that brews closest to home: the neighborhood. Every street has its stories, every cul-de-sac its whispers, and every “community update” spirals into pure entertainment. From the Facebook page rants that light up your phone at midnight, to a board of education member getting arrested, to extramarital affairs that somehow become public knowledge faster than the weat...

Sharpen your pencils and pack your lunchables—today we’re diving into Back to School Horror Stories! From puking your way through the morning bus ride to breaking bones in the name of recess glory (yep, one unlucky listener snapped their tailbone and then kept it to themse), we’re reliving the school-day disasters that still make us laugh and cringe in equal measure. Think of it like group therapy… except with more ca...

We asked, and you delivered: this week, listeners are spilling their most cringeworthy “Why did I say that?!” moments. From the horror of accidentally sexting your boss, to blurting out unfiltered exclamations in front of your boyfriend’s grandma, to screaming at innocent customers without meaning to—these stories are proof that sometimes our mouths run way faster than our brains. Tune in for second-hand embarrassment...

This week, I dive headfirst into the chaotic corporate fever dream that is LinkedIn Lunatics. From insane 4 a.m. morning routines to those definitely-fake “my 3-year-old looked up from their Legos and said…” stories, I’m reading some of the funniest posts the subreddit has to offer. It’s hustle culture meets Hallmark Channel, with a dash of delusion. Basically, if LinkedIn were a reality show, this would be the blooper reel.

I'm back! Curtain up on the very first act of Monologuing — same voice, new marquee, and an encore of unsolicited opinions. We open with a little prologue (aka my life update), before the lights dim and we dive into the August edition of The Rumor Mill.

Listeners did not hold back this month: surgeons caught cheating, coworkers headed to prison, and enough petty drama to keep your group chat buzzing for ...

Everyone has that one thing in their backstory that makes people say, “Wait… what?!” In this episode, listeners wrote in with the craziest pieces of their personal lore — from someone who ate their twin in the womb (yes, really) to a moose attack that turned into a core memory. It’s unhinged, it’s chaotic, it’s the kind of episode that’ll make you rethink how boring your own life is.

Thanks for listening besties!

This week, we're diving into the unfiltered chaos that is children speaking their minds. Listeners wrote in with the wildest, weirdest, and most wildly inappropriate things kids have said to them—and it’s equal parts hilarious and deeply humbling. From a 6-year-old loudly pointing out your acne ("Are those mosquito bites?") to a kindergartener casually discussing the concept of death like they're reading a weather report—kids truly...

Long overdue catch-up and the sharing of our summer favorites! You wrote in with the meals you’re obsessed with, the books you’re reading at the beach, the TV shows that have taken over your life, and the products that have earned a permanent spot in your tote bag. From tomatoes to steamy paperbacks to whatever beverage you’re currently bullying your friends into trying—we’re talking about it all. It’s like a group chat, but no one...

This week, we asked you to share your summer vacation horror stories—and wow, you did not disappoint. From travel disasters to trip-ending drama, we're reading your most chaotic tales from what should have been a relaxing getaway. Sunscreen can't protect you from this level of stress.

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As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen ...

In today’s episode, we dive headfirst into the internet’s favorite moral battleground: Reddit’s Am I the Asshole? thread. From brides selling booze at their weddings to gaslighting coworkers, we read some of the juiciest, pettiest, and most unhinged AITA posts—and decide who’s the real villain. Spoiler: it’s usually everyone.

Thanks for listening besties!

As always I'm so appreciative of you following th...

The sun is out, the tea is scalding, and our inbox is overflowing with gossip that could melt your SPF 50. In this very special June edition of listener submissions, you're spilling it all — from throuples gone wrong to murder (?!), and everything in between. It’s messy. It’s chaotic. It’s deeply unhinged. Just the way we like it.

Strap in, sip something cold, and prepare to question humanity — or at least your group chat.