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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello there, fellow Monster Madness, ghouls and goblins. You're currently
hearing the voice of a girl with no name, and
it's here with very very clear intentions to sound the alarm.
Before you listen any further, beware that frightful spoilers and
deliciously explicit language lie, and for once you find yourself
in the midst of those telltale bumps in the night,
in the haunting hows of host laughter and cinematic judgment,
(00:22):
there is no turning back. Joos wisely.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
So, based on the evidence, I would say that they
were attacked by a pack of wolves.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
A pack of wolves, just meaning that we're gonna have
to cancel the yesterday celebration. Houck, excuse me, man, No, no, no,
you misunderstood him. And he said a sack of tolls,
sack of tolls, sack of tolls. What the hell's a
sack of tolls sack of tools? Man, they're out of
your ear?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Have you guys become reporters in the first place?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Man, I don't know how those scandals about me smoking
we got started. Hi. Hello, I'm welcome to this freet's
episode of Monster Madness, a podcast dedicated to all sorts
of Creatures, Features and Beyond. I'm Erica and joining with
me is a man who refuses to run from a
giant killer, possibly Marionette Bunny.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
My best friend you could have stopped at, refuses to run.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
If you see Matt running, you should be running too.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Shit is about to go down.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You can buy Monster Madison all your favorite platforms, social
media sites, things of that nature. We're on Twitch, We're
on Discord, We're on this, that and the other. Find
us say hi, loving, loving the convos that you guys
are tossing our way. I made a new friend on Slasher.
His name is alb Alban. I think hold on, let
me double check. Slasher is a big time thing. We
(01:43):
have so many friends. Yeah, we have so many friends
on Slasher. So we have a new friend. His name
is Albin Bird. And I want to give Alvin a
shout out because he actually has this incredible and you
know me, I don't bullshit on this show. He has
this incredible audio drama that it took him four years
(02:04):
to make, that he wrote, produced and put together all himself.
You can find it at albinbird dot com. I'll put
the link in the show notes. It's incredible. It's called
Scandinavian and the first episode is actually free for all,
and then you have to pay for Oh no, actually
(02:27):
right now, So hopefully by the time that this comes
out it's still still there. But the first three episodes,
which I'm really excited about, are free right now, and
then I believe there's a handful more. It's thirteen episodes long,
it's four hours and twenty minutes, but it's it's an
incredible horror audio production. I don't want to give anything away.
I listened to the first episode and was completely blown
(02:49):
away because on Slasher you get kind of like people
who message you a lot like, oh, here's this, check
this out, will you review this? Will you review that?
And I really do want to review this entire audio
drama and maybe try and get Alvin on the show.
I'll be on. I'm sorry if I'm pronouncing your name wrong, sir,
but either which way, it's an incredible thing. I'm gonna
post it the link in the show notes, So please
(03:10):
check it out if you have the time and you
like audio dramas. It's just it's really really good. But yeah,
I have one thing that he beats my GBI's other
than Scandinavian kettle corn. I know it's so random and
off the wall. Have you never had kettle corn?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I've had it.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I just here's the thing. There's a difference between buying
the kettle corn in the store and then getting it
at like a festival of some sort. I on a
previous episode, I had just spoken about how I went
to this like Rancoccus Area craft show and stuff like
that with my family and me and Brooke walked by
these two stands there. One was glazed almonds, like glazed
(03:54):
in deep fried almonds, which I was like, what those were? Heavenly?
And then next to it was kettle corn stand and
I was like, take all of my money, devastated that bag.
It was probably gone about ninety percent of it before
we even got back to the car. It was just
amaze balls. So kettle corn, he be's my GBI's do
(04:15):
you have anything that has he beat your GB's grapes,
So grapes like like like frozen grapes or just grapes,
just grapes.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah. I just I wanted like something sweet that was
a fruit that I could eat at night, Nature's gush
or whatever. Yeah. And yeah, so I usually get like
a it's like a two and a quarter pound bag
or whatever with every grocery order. And then I just
rinse them off and toss them in a bag and
eat a handful at a.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Time, and so good. I have a whole bag of
frozen grapes in my my freezer. Right.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I didn't care for frozen ones because they like, they
tasted like nothing and it hurt my mouth.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Well, you got to like waight of like five minutes
and then eagle minutes quite way more enjoyable. You can't
just like raw dog a frozen grape in your mouth
like it's gonna not know.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
The Internet didn't tell me not to raw dog a
frozen grape. It just said to freeze them.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I mean, fair, fair, Well, I'm happy that you had
a healthy choice, as I'm like cattle cord and deep
pride on it.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Oh, don't worry, I'll follow it up with the red
velvet chips. Ahoy.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Hell yeah, even though it was velvet, But I support you.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't understand why people dislike red velvet. It's fucking
literally diet chocolate.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Here's the thing. Maybe it's just I have not experienced
a had like a positive experience with red velvet. Have
you ever thought of that? The last every time I've
ever eaten red velvet, it has been drier than ass.
It's just.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And it's another thing I need to make you to
understand that it's not trying to kill you.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
That's like how I feel about like pot roasts and
uh chili and stuff like that. Like my mom made
that stuff growing up, and I think they're disgusting now
and I refuse to try them because I've had such
negative experiences with them. If I ever saw a taco
pie again, I would vomit all over my shirt.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Disgusting taco pie.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You would probably make an amazing taco pie. My mom
used to make a well, here's the thing. I think
it was like a I think it was a frozen
meal because that bitch did not go oh, and she
just popped it in the oven and it was disgusting.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, I've seen similar where you put like puff pastry
on the bottom and then taco meat and all your
shit and then you top it with like inchlot of
sauce and crush the ritos and similar pictures I'm looking at.
It's like a taco cast role in that in that regard,
but taco pie is not far off from what the
Internet's shown me.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
That's like an open faced taco.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, all those picture it just like it has black
olives on it, and that can go fuck right off.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I truly love how much you hate black olives.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Oh man, I was just complaining about them the other day.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
You know what, I just had an idea of, just
like Matt versus black olives, I wish the textures gross what.
I need a commission Phil to do a comic about
you versus black olives. I need to make some fuck
you money so I can be like Phil, I got
a job for you that would be hilarious. But either
(07:21):
which way, this week on Monster Managers, we didn't even
talk about it. It's Easter. Happy Easter, everybody. There's no
new episode tomorrow because we're releasing on Sunday this week
because it's bunny time. It's also WrestleMania arguably more important,
you know whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
WrestleMania, Yeah for sure. Also Tech nine is in green
Bay to night. Really yeah, I'm not going to that
either because the draft is next weekend. Not going anywhere
near the city of Green Bay.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Not worth it. But yeah, it's Easter. So we decided
to do another holiday episode for you guys, and this
week on Monster Madness. To celebrate this worsted holiday, we
decided to cover and by we, I mean I forced
Matt to watch a movie called Beaster Day. Here comes
Peter Cotton. Hell.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
All right, look, this is just a job.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
You know, we used to pay the bills. All right,
I'd rather be working at Applebee's.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
You're out there making a difference every day, and you'd
rather work at Applebee's. So Beaster Day does not have
a rating. Do not know when it was filmed, but
it was released on April first, twenty fourteen. It falls
into the genre of horror comedy and creature feature. Right
Up Our Alley has a run time of eighty five
long minutes. It was directed by the Snig Brothers, Zach
(08:41):
and Spencer Snig. They also writing credits as well as
the production credits Snig Brothers Films. It was distributed by
Uncorked Entertainment. The music was by Zubin Hensler. The main
cast I only wrote down three because you're never going
to see these people again. Peter Sullivan, Marisol Custodio, and
John Arthur So we have one tagline, you haven't a
(09:04):
hop in hell?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Oh boy, all right, that one wants. I'm glad there
was only one because it was fucking so good.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I love it so much. Do we have a budget?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Not that I've found.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah, there's just there's nothing about this movie anywhere because
reasons there was no theatrical release. It went direct to
streaming or video, so most likely video in twenty fourteen,
and then I don't think it's streaming anywhere. But basically,
there is no plot to this movie whatsoever. It makes
no sense. There's no rhyme or reason.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
There is a Wikipedia plot. It is about five sentences long.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Read it. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
The mayor of a small town which is being terrorized
by a bloodthirsty easter bunny, refuses to act. The kills
start to pile up when the beaster Bunny starts to
crave more human flesh is up to a dumb witted
dogcatcher and want to be actress to save the town.
The townsfolk are confused by the origins of this evil bunny,
and his history remains a mystery. Attacks are growing more
gruesome by the minute, and the time is unning out
for the small town apt.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
So you have this dog catching company called dog Catchers
in the Rye, I think, yep. And you have this
creepy dude who's obsessed with the new female dog catcher
that just got a job there. She seems to have
quit school, broken up with her boyfriend. She's homeless. She
has to move back in with her insane father, who
(10:25):
has weird sexual kinks where his wife puts bacon on
a fishing line and makes him wink. Let's you know,
whatever was so great great is a stretch. I told
Jackie that I was like, here, this movie was probably
the worst movie I've ever seen, and yet Matt will
(10:45):
find enjoyment in it because it's so bad. And here
we are.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
You're not wrong.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah, I know, I'm not. I know you did. So
this bunny is clearly a marionette doll. It looks kind
of like if Donnie Darko's Frank got bleached and ran
over by a car and then put into a marionette strings.
(11:11):
That's pretty much what this monster looks like.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Probably the best description I've heard. You're welcome, real, proud
of you.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Thank you. So you have this like creepy dude who
thinks he's the best dog catcher in the world, and
he's very attracted to the female dog catcher, and everybody's
just kind of walking around town getting killed in very
dramatic and horribly graphic fashion, just random blood squirts. I
(11:38):
walked into the kitchen to fill up like my cup
or something with or like get a snack or something,
and I missed pretty much. But what I missed was
Brooke's favorite scene. Like I have never seen her laugh
so hard at a movie, and it was when the
girl was outside and she was just she had very
(11:58):
large boobs and she had a black tank top on
and for no reason really whatsoever, her shirt just gets
pulled out and her boobs are just flopping all over
the place. Brooke had like tears running down her face.
She's just like, look at their boobs just going everywhere
because they're clearly fake, and it was just there's no
(12:19):
reason except just boobs. Oh yeah, they one hundred percent
knew their market. And speaking of that, I actually have
a link to another movie with some of the same
actors attached, and I believe yes it was directed by
Zachary Snig, so one of the brothers. You would not
be able to guess this movie title even if you tried,
(12:41):
So I'm just gonna say it to you. It's a
parody on an Avengers movie. Okay, so we're in the
Marvel territory. Okay, are you ready emotionally or physically both?
Because the answer is no, then you're never going to
be ready. It's called Revengers Age of the bulge Tron.
When a multi millionaire sex toy entrepreneur Horny Fark's newest creation.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
The highly I need this movie.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
The highly intelligent and super horny sex Spot, launches an
international dry humping catastrophe. It's up to the Bevengers to
save the day. The Bevengers are three women in bathing suits.
One is in an American flag bathing suit, the other
two are One looks kind of like Dominatrix esque and
(13:31):
the other one's just kind of wearing gold pants and
very high stilettos. The creepy dude from the Beaster Day
who's trying to get in the other girl's pants is
in this movie. He looks naked in this scene, so
he's definitely shirtless at one point. Yeah, it's uh ooh, Okay,
(13:51):
So we have Iron Babe, the Hirk, which I'm assuming
is the whole pokey. I don't know who that's supposed
to be. Cap In Amorica like Amore as in Love
Boor's Lover. Oh my god, this is amazing. The Hulk's
alter ego, which his name in real life is Bruce Banner.
We have Bruce bher Black widower Dick Fury, like Nick
(14:16):
Fury and the Mighty Boar.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I'm pretty sure this is free on Prime video right now.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Well, I know what you're gonna be watching alongside your storms.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah. So this reminds me a lot of the Terror
at blood Fart Lake people like where it's just the
same handful of people that did a bunch of movies
that are all similar, but they're all in the same,
like fucking goofy Vein.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I'm fucking so sold on this.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I know you are. I was so excited when I
saw that today. I was like, copy paste that link
because I need to tell him because he did not
look this movie up at all to the degree that
I did.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Ah fuck, it's a dollar ninety nine, but I still
might buy it. Oh shit, I didn't realize. Sorry. John
Fiedles in Revengers as Dick Fury and he's I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure. If not, he's the exact same. Nope,
never mind, I thought it was the dude from Trailer
Park Boys. Oh okay, they looked very similar. Oh he
(15:12):
was in the midst two thousand and.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Seven as what shopper number seven?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
But that's what he's known for. Oh you know what,
you know, it's really weird. While I'm looking this up,
I remember when I told you about my Adam Ray
Knight and how I met like all these people that
didn't expect whatever and all that shit. Yeah, the one
comedian that I never heard heard of was Annie Letterman,
who's now on all the shit Final Shoes and Terrifier three.
Oh shit. Yeah, real fucking sad that I learned that
(15:36):
now and not back then.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Wow, it was like a co host of the podcast
like that was she didn't even a name.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah, apparently like the Snake Brothers are involved in Like
they're like they do a lot of lighting for random
movies and TV shows and stuff. But yeah, so basically
this movie has no plot. They eventually dress up the
main guy as a carrot to distract the Beaster and
(16:04):
the Beaster bunny, and then this chick shotguns it from
a roof. That's it.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Oh. John Feedel was listed as a lab technician and
special effects. That was his involvement in the midst So
not even a Nashville character.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Oh there you go. So yeah, this movie was ridiculous.
It gets a nay from me unfortunately, because like, there
really is not much to say because these movies are
basically like pouring without plot. It's just a horror movie
without plot. It's supposed to be ridiculous. And the editing
is horrible. The blood splaggers are horrible, the special effects
(16:48):
are horrendously bad. And that's the whole point. So if
that's your bag, this is it. This is your Easter basket,
if you will. But here's the thing I loved, like
Thanks Killing and Thanks Killing three. I loved that those movies.
This I just it was too It was just too
(17:09):
stupid for me. But there isn't many Easter horror movies,
so here we are.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, I mean it's kind of a similar boat. Like
while I watch this again, maybe one more time. If
the right group of people ask to watch something like this,
I'm not gonna sit down and watch it on my own.
But I didn't hate having to watch it.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Well that's, you know, a change of pace. Honestly, for
the things I do tend to make you watch. Right,
do you think you would survive against the Beaster bunny?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, it didn't seem like it was that hard to
get away from. They chose to like fight it, so
just go away.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Well, Titty McGhee ran right into it, if I remember correctly,
she was just like killed me.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
It didn't seem very smart.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
No, I mean she literally lost her shirt for no reason. Right,
So there isn't really any manduches at all. Allegedly, this
film is a parody of a movie called Here Comes
Peter Cottontail Cotton Tail from nineteen seventy one. I don't
know if that's actually true, but that's all I literally have.
(18:18):
I think I would probably survive because I just don't
celebrate Easter at all. I give my kids chocolate on
that Sunday and I'm like, I love you, here's a
basket of chocolate and go find some eggs with more
chocolate in them and have a gaale time. Because my
kids are not, like raised religious and Easter as a
religious holiday. Are you an Easter dude?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I go to my parents, because if I don't hear
about it because one of year I didn't go because
I went to Iowa for someone's my friend's band's last
co concert and I heard about it, so I will
go there and make an appearance and come home and
want wrestling.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
When you say you heard about it, what does that entail? Like, Matthew,
I'm so disappointed in you.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
My mom just made comments about how I didn't show
up for Easter, and then I didn't hear from them
about Father's Day. And my dad's response is, we didn't
come home for Easter. My it's fucking Easter. Not making
that mistake again.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
That good old Catholic, Lutheran, Presbyterian.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Catholic and Lutheran.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Yeah, I knew I was warm that guilt man.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, I know, all right.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
That's like, you know, speaking of Catholic guilt because obviously
everybody knows who's listened to the show that I was
raised Catholic. I went to Catholic school for all my
schooling except college. I when I was cleaning my garage
at the end of Christmas season, I found this nativity
scene that my grandmother had given to me, and it's
(19:46):
literally it's forty two years old, maybe maybe a little
bit younger. It's definitely older than me, and it's in
great condition because my grandmother wasn't Catholic, but she had
a Nativity scene for some reason. She had become religious
until way later in life. But I think like everybody
was like, well, we gotta put Jesus under the tree.
(20:08):
So I gave it to Jackie because she was like, oh,
I'll you know, She's like, I don't know if she
has one, but she's like, I'll put it out because
she's she's more spiritual. But we both grew up Catholic.
I was like, I just I can't get rid of this.
I can't just give it to someone random, and I
can't just throw it away. It's Jesus, and that's that
Catholic guilt right there.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, I hear you.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah. This is a quick bonus episode for your Easter holiday,
whether you're listening to this before you have to deal
with your family or after the fact. Hopefully you don't
get the same type of talking to that Matt has gotten.
Go to Easter your celebrations, if anything, get a real
(20:51):
If you can eat peanut butter and you like chocolate
and peanut butter together because those mixtures are, you know,
the best. Get those recy cups eggs because they are
the best.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Make sure you get ham because it da is the
Ham Holiday. I'm gonna probably there's no way I'm not
making scalped potatoes and ham today.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yeah, I would be. Well, here's the thing again, your
ham is probably delicious. I would gladly eat.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
It store bought ham. But yeah, but I get like
good store bought ham. I don't get fucking Carl Buddig
and just.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
And those scaloped potatoes. I've seen many pictures of those,
and I'm getting hungry just thinking about them. But yeah,
so that's gonna do it for Beaster Day. This was
a review, but not really like you kind of. This
is one of those movies similar to ThanksKilling, where you
kind of have to watch it for yourself to really
appreciate it. So, if you are a fan of horror
(21:49):
and you need a movie to fill your day, or
you want to traumatize your entire family, religious or otherwise,
Beaster Day, here comes p your cottontail.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
There you go, bye bye?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Are you there?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah? Okay, if five flock with my camera, it freezes
you and you stop talking, and then I don't think
you can hear me. So I can either restart my
computer and come back, or you can just deal with
not being able to see me.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
No, just make a noise every once in a while.
Hello there, fellow Monster Madness, ghouls and goblins. You're currently
hearing the voice of a girl with no name, and
it's here with very very clear intentions to sound the alarm.
Before you listen any further, beware that frightful spoilers and
deliciously explicit language lie, and for once you find yourself
in the midst of those telltale bumps in the night,
in the haunting hows of host laughter and cinematic judgment,
(00:22):
there is no turning back. Joos wisely.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
So, based on the evidence, I would say that they
were attacked by a pack of wolves.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
A pack of wolves, just meaning that we're gonna have
to cancel the yesterday celebration. Houck, excuse me, man, No, no, no,
you misunderstood him. And he said a sack of tolls,
sack of tolls, sack of tolls. What the hell's a
sack of tolls sack of tools? Man, they're out of
your ear?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Have you guys become reporters in the first place?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Man, I don't know how those scandals about me smoking
we got started. Hi. Hello, I'm welcome to this freet's
episode of Monster Madness, a podcast dedicated to all sorts
of Creatures, Features and Beyond. I'm Erica and joining with
me is a man who refuses to run from a
giant killer, possibly Marionette Bunny.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
My best friend you could have stopped at, refuses to run.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
If you see Matt running, you should be running too.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Shit is about to go down.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You can buy Monster Madison all your favorite platforms, social
media sites, things of that nature. We're on Twitch, We're
on Discord, We're on this, that and the other. Find
us say hi, loving, loving the convos that you guys
are tossing our way. I made a new friend on Slasher.
His name is alb Alban. I think hold on, let
me double check. Slasher is a big time thing. We
(01:43):
have so many friends. Yeah, we have so many friends
on Slasher. So we have a new friend. His name
is Albin Bird. And I want to give Alvin a
shout out because he actually has this incredible and you
know me, I don't bullshit on this show. He has
this incredible audio drama that it took him four years
(02:04):
to make, that he wrote, produced and put together all himself.
You can find it at albinbird dot com. I'll put
the link in the show notes. It's incredible. It's called
Scandinavian and the first episode is actually free for all,
and then you have to pay for Oh no, actually
(02:27):
right now, So hopefully by the time that this comes
out it's still still there. But the first three episodes,
which I'm really excited about, are free right now, and
then I believe there's a handful more. It's thirteen episodes long,
it's four hours and twenty minutes, but it's it's an
incredible horror audio production. I don't want to give anything away.
I listened to the first episode and was completely blown
(02:49):
away because on Slasher you get kind of like people
who message you a lot like, oh, here's this, check
this out, will you review this? Will you review that?
And I really do want to review this entire audio
drama and maybe try and get Alvin on the show.
I'll be on. I'm sorry if I'm pronouncing your name wrong, sir,
but either which way, it's an incredible thing. I'm gonna
post it the link in the show notes, So please
(03:10):
check it out if you have the time and you
like audio dramas. It's just it's really really good. But yeah,
I have one thing that he beats my GBI's other
than Scandinavian kettle corn. I know it's so random and
off the wall. Have you never had kettle corn?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I've had it.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I just here's the thing. There's a difference between buying
the kettle corn in the store and then getting it
at like a festival of some sort. I on a
previous episode, I had just spoken about how I went
to this like Rancoccus Area craft show and stuff like
that with my family and me and Brooke walked by
these two stands there. One was glazed almonds, like glazed
(03:54):
in deep fried almonds, which I was like, what those were? Heavenly?
And then next to it was kettle corn stand and
I was like, take all of my money, devastated that bag.
It was probably gone about ninety percent of it before
we even got back to the car. It was just
amaze balls. So kettle corn, he be's my GBI's do
(04:15):
you have anything that has he beat your GB's grapes,
So grapes like like like frozen grapes or just grapes,
just grapes.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah. I just I wanted like something sweet that was
a fruit that I could eat at night, Nature's gush
or whatever. Yeah. And yeah, so I usually get like
a it's like a two and a quarter pound bag
or whatever with every grocery order. And then I just
rinse them off and toss them in a bag and
eat a handful at a.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Time, and so good. I have a whole bag of
frozen grapes in my my freezer. Right.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I didn't care for frozen ones because they like, they
tasted like nothing and it hurt my mouth.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Well, you got to like waight of like five minutes
and then eagle minutes quite way more enjoyable. You can't
just like raw dog a frozen grape in your mouth
like it's gonna not know.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
The Internet didn't tell me not to raw dog a
frozen grape. It just said to freeze them.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
I mean, fair, fair, Well, I'm happy that you had
a healthy choice, as I'm like cattle cord and deep
pride on it.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Oh, don't worry, I'll follow it up with the red
velvet chips. Ahoy.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Hell yeah, even though it was velvet, But I support you.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't understand why people dislike red velvet. It's fucking
literally diet chocolate.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Here's the thing. Maybe it's just I have not experienced
a had like a positive experience with red velvet. Have
you ever thought of that? The last every time I've
ever eaten red velvet, it has been drier than ass.
It's just.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And it's another thing I need to make you to
understand that it's not trying to kill you.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
That's like how I feel about like pot roasts and
uh chili and stuff like that. Like my mom made
that stuff growing up, and I think they're disgusting now
and I refuse to try them because I've had such
negative experiences with them. If I ever saw a taco
pie again, I would vomit all over my shirt.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Disgusting taco pie.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You would probably make an amazing taco pie. My mom
used to make a well, here's the thing. I think
it was like a I think it was a frozen
meal because that bitch did not go oh, and she
just popped it in the oven and it was disgusting.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, I've seen similar where you put like puff pastry
on the bottom and then taco meat and all your
shit and then you top it with like inchlot of
sauce and crush the ritos and similar pictures I'm looking at.
It's like a taco cast role in that in that regard,
but taco pie is not far off from what the
Internet's shown me.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
That's like an open faced taco.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, all those picture it just like it has black
olives on it, and that can go fuck right off.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I truly love how much you hate black olives.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Oh man, I was just complaining about them the other day.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
You know what, I just had an idea of, just
like Matt versus black olives, I wish the textures gross what.
I need a commission Phil to do a comic about
you versus black olives. I need to make some fuck
you money so I can be like Phil, I got
a job for you that would be hilarious. But either
(07:21):
which way, this week on Monster Managers, we didn't even
talk about it. It's Easter. Happy Easter, everybody. There's no
new episode tomorrow because we're releasing on Sunday this week
because it's bunny time. It's also WrestleMania arguably more important,
you know whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
WrestleMania, Yeah for sure. Also Tech nine is in green
Bay to night. Really yeah, I'm not going to that
either because the draft is next weekend. Not going anywhere
near the city of Green Bay.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Not worth it. But yeah, it's Easter. So we decided
to do another holiday episode for you guys, and this
week on Monster Madness. To celebrate this worsted holiday, we
decided to cover and by we, I mean I forced
Matt to watch a movie called Beaster Day. Here comes
Peter Cotton. Hell.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
All right, look, this is just a job.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
You know, we used to pay the bills. All right,
I'd rather be working at Applebee's.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
You're out there making a difference every day, and you'd
rather work at Applebee's. So Beaster Day does not have
a rating. Do not know when it was filmed, but
it was released on April first, twenty fourteen. It falls
into the genre of horror comedy and creature feature. Right
Up Our Alley has a run time of eighty five
long minutes. It was directed by the Snig Brothers, Zach
(08:41):
and Spencer Snig. They also writing credits as well as
the production credits Snig Brothers Films. It was distributed by
Uncorked Entertainment. The music was by Zubin Hensler. The main
cast I only wrote down three because you're never going
to see these people again. Peter Sullivan, Marisol Custodio, and
John Arthur So we have one tagline, you haven't a
(09:04):
hop in hell?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Oh boy, all right, that one wants. I'm glad there
was only one because it was fucking so good.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I love it so much. Do we have a budget?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Not that I've found.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah, there's just there's nothing about this movie anywhere because
reasons there was no theatrical release. It went direct to
streaming or video, so most likely video in twenty fourteen,
and then I don't think it's streaming anywhere. But basically,
there is no plot to this movie whatsoever. It makes
no sense. There's no rhyme or reason.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
There is a Wikipedia plot. It is about five sentences long.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Read it. Let's go.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
The mayor of a small town which is being terrorized
by a bloodthirsty easter bunny, refuses to act. The kills
start to pile up when the beaster Bunny starts to
crave more human flesh is up to a dumb witted
dogcatcher and want to be actress to save the town.
The townsfolk are confused by the origins of this evil bunny,
and his history remains a mystery. Attacks are growing more
gruesome by the minute, and the time is unning out
for the small town apt.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
So you have this dog catching company called dog Catchers
in the Rye, I think, yep. And you have this
creepy dude who's obsessed with the new female dog catcher
that just got a job there. She seems to have
quit school, broken up with her boyfriend. She's homeless. She
has to move back in with her insane father, who
(10:25):
has weird sexual kinks where his wife puts bacon on
a fishing line and makes him wink. Let's you know,
whatever was so great great is a stretch. I told
Jackie that I was like, here, this movie was probably
the worst movie I've ever seen, and yet Matt will
(10:45):
find enjoyment in it because it's so bad. And here
we are.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
You're not wrong.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Yeah, I know, I'm not. I know you did. So
this bunny is clearly a marionette doll. It looks kind
of like if Donnie Darko's Frank got bleached and ran
over by a car and then put into a marionette strings.
(11:11):
That's pretty much what this monster looks like.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Probably the best description I've heard. You're welcome, real, proud
of you.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Thank you. So you have this like creepy dude who
thinks he's the best dog catcher in the world, and
he's very attracted to the female dog catcher, and everybody's
just kind of walking around town getting killed in very
dramatic and horribly graphic fashion, just random blood squirts. I
(11:38):
walked into the kitchen to fill up like my cup
or something with or like get a snack or something,
and I missed pretty much. But what I missed was
Brooke's favorite scene. Like I have never seen her laugh
so hard at a movie, and it was when the
girl was outside and she was just she had very
(11:58):
large boobs and she had a black tank top on
and for no reason really whatsoever, her shirt just gets
pulled out and her boobs are just flopping all over
the place. Brooke had like tears running down her face.
She's just like, look at their boobs just going everywhere
because they're clearly fake, and it was just there's no
(12:19):
reason except just boobs. Oh yeah, they one hundred percent
knew their market. And speaking of that, I actually have
a link to another movie with some of the same
actors attached, and I believe yes it was directed by
Zachary Snig, so one of the brothers. You would not
be able to guess this movie title even if you tried,
(12:41):
So I'm just gonna say it to you. It's a
parody on an Avengers movie. Okay, so we're in the
Marvel territory. Okay, are you ready emotionally or physically both?
Because the answer is no, then you're never going to
be ready. It's called Revengers Age of the bulge Tron.
When a multi millionaire sex toy entrepreneur Horny Fark's newest creation.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
The highly I need this movie.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
The highly intelligent and super horny sex Spot, launches an
international dry humping catastrophe. It's up to the Bevengers to
save the day. The Bevengers are three women in bathing suits.
One is in an American flag bathing suit, the other
two are One looks kind of like Dominatrix esque and
(13:31):
the other one's just kind of wearing gold pants and
very high stilettos. The creepy dude from the Beaster Day
who's trying to get in the other girl's pants is
in this movie. He looks naked in this scene, so
he's definitely shirtless at one point. Yeah, it's uh ooh, Okay,
(13:51):
So we have Iron Babe, the Hirk, which I'm assuming
is the whole pokey. I don't know who that's supposed
to be. Cap In Amorica like Amore as in Love
Boor's Lover. Oh my god, this is amazing. The Hulk's
alter ego, which his name in real life is Bruce Banner.
We have Bruce bher Black widower Dick Fury, like Nick
(14:16):
Fury and the Mighty Boar.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I'm pretty sure this is free on Prime video right now.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Well, I know what you're gonna be watching alongside your storms.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah. So this reminds me a lot of the Terror
at blood Fart Lake people like where it's just the
same handful of people that did a bunch of movies
that are all similar, but they're all in the same,
like fucking goofy Vein.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
I'm fucking so sold on this.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
I know you are. I was so excited when I
saw that today. I was like, copy paste that link
because I need to tell him because he did not
look this movie up at all to the degree that
I did.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Ah fuck, it's a dollar ninety nine, but I still
might buy it. Oh shit, I didn't realize. Sorry. John
Fiedles in Revengers as Dick Fury and he's I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure. If not, he's the exact same. Nope,
never mind, I thought it was the dude from Trailer
Park Boys. Oh okay, they looked very similar. Oh he
(15:12):
was in the midst two thousand and.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Seven as what shopper number seven?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
But that's what he's known for. Oh you know what,
you know, it's really weird. While I'm looking this up,
I remember when I told you about my Adam Ray
Knight and how I met like all these people that
didn't expect whatever and all that shit. Yeah, the one
comedian that I never heard heard of was Annie Letterman,
who's now on all the shit Final Shoes and Terrifier three.
Oh shit. Yeah, real fucking sad that I learned that
(15:36):
now and not back then.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Wow, it was like a co host of the podcast
like that was she didn't even a name.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah, apparently like the Snake Brothers are involved in Like
they're like they do a lot of lighting for random
movies and TV shows and stuff. But yeah, so basically
this movie has no plot. They eventually dress up the
main guy as a carrot to distract the Beaster and
(16:04):
the Beaster bunny, and then this chick shotguns it from
a roof. That's it.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Oh. John Feedel was listed as a lab technician and
special effects. That was his involvement in the midst So
not even a Nashville character.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Oh there you go. So yeah, this movie was ridiculous.
It gets a nay from me unfortunately, because like, there
really is not much to say because these movies are
basically like pouring without plot. It's just a horror movie
without plot. It's supposed to be ridiculous. And the editing
is horrible. The blood splaggers are horrible, the special effects
(16:48):
are horrendously bad. And that's the whole point. So if
that's your bag, this is it. This is your Easter basket,
if you will. But here's the thing I loved, like
Thanks Killing and Thanks Killing three. I loved that those movies.
This I just it was too It was just too
(17:09):
stupid for me. But there isn't many Easter horror movies,
so here we are.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, I mean it's kind of a similar boat. Like
while I watch this again, maybe one more time. If
the right group of people ask to watch something like this,
I'm not gonna sit down and watch it on my own.
But I didn't hate having to watch it.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Well that's, you know, a change of pace. Honestly, for
the things I do tend to make you watch. Right,
do you think you would survive against the Beaster bunny?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, it didn't seem like it was that hard to
get away from. They chose to like fight it, so
just go away.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Well, Titty McGhee ran right into it, if I remember correctly,
she was just like killed me.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
It didn't seem very smart.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
No, I mean she literally lost her shirt for no reason. Right,
So there isn't really any manduches at all. Allegedly, this
film is a parody of a movie called Here Comes
Peter Cottontail Cotton Tail from nineteen seventy one. I don't
know if that's actually true, but that's all I literally have.
(18:18):
I think I would probably survive because I just don't
celebrate Easter at all. I give my kids chocolate on
that Sunday and I'm like, I love you, here's a
basket of chocolate and go find some eggs with more
chocolate in them and have a gaale time. Because my
kids are not, like raised religious and Easter as a
religious holiday. Are you an Easter dude?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I go to my parents, because if I don't hear
about it because one of year I didn't go because
I went to Iowa for someone's my friend's band's last
co concert and I heard about it, so I will
go there and make an appearance and come home and
want wrestling.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
When you say you heard about it, what does that entail? Like, Matthew,
I'm so disappointed in you.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
My mom just made comments about how I didn't show
up for Easter, and then I didn't hear from them
about Father's Day. And my dad's response is, we didn't
come home for Easter. My it's fucking Easter. Not making
that mistake again.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
That good old Catholic, Lutheran, Presbyterian.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Catholic and Lutheran.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Yeah, I knew I was warm that guilt man.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, I know, all right.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
That's like, you know, speaking of Catholic guilt because obviously
everybody knows who's listened to the show that I was
raised Catholic. I went to Catholic school for all my
schooling except college. I when I was cleaning my garage
at the end of Christmas season, I found this nativity
scene that my grandmother had given to me, and it's
(19:46):
literally it's forty two years old, maybe maybe a little
bit younger. It's definitely older than me, and it's in
great condition because my grandmother wasn't Catholic, but she had
a Nativity scene for some reason. She had become religious
until way later in life. But I think like everybody
was like, well, we gotta put Jesus under the tree.
(20:08):
So I gave it to Jackie because she was like, oh,
I'll you know, She's like, I don't know if she
has one, but she's like, I'll put it out because
she's she's more spiritual. But we both grew up Catholic.
I was like, I just I can't get rid of this.
I can't just give it to someone random, and I
can't just throw it away. It's Jesus, and that's that
Catholic guilt right there.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, I hear you.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah. This is a quick bonus episode for your Easter holiday,
whether you're listening to this before you have to deal
with your family or after the fact. Hopefully you don't
get the same type of talking to that Matt has gotten.
Go to Easter your celebrations, if anything, get a real
(20:51):
If you can eat peanut butter and you like chocolate
and peanut butter together because those mixtures are, you know,
the best. Get those recy cups eggs because they are
the best.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Make sure you get ham because it da is the
Ham Holiday. I'm gonna probably there's no way I'm not
making scalped potatoes and ham today.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yeah, I would be. Well, here's the thing again, your
ham is probably delicious. I would gladly eat.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
It store bought ham. But yeah, but I get like
good store bought ham. I don't get fucking Carl Buddig
and just.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
And those scaloped potatoes. I've seen many pictures of those,
and I'm getting hungry just thinking about them. But yeah,
so that's gonna do it for Beaster Day. This was
a review, but not really like you kind of. This
is one of those movies similar to ThanksKilling, where you
kind of have to watch it for yourself to really
appreciate it. So, if you are a fan of horror
(21:49):
and you need a movie to fill your day, or
you want to traumatize your entire family, religious or otherwise,
Beaster Day, here comes p your cottontail.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
There you go, bye bye?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Are you there?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah? Okay, if five flock with my camera, it freezes
you and you stop talking, and then I don't think
you can hear me. So I can either restart my
computer and come back, or you can just deal with
not being able to see me.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
No, just make a noise every once in a while.
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