Day of the Animals (1977)

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Well, hey there, folks. Just like how only you can
prevent forest fires, only you can prepare yourself for what's
ahead on this podcast. But before we hike into the
woods of horror films and all the terrifying tales they tell,
you should know that on this show, we'll be taking
a deep dive into some of your favorite scary movies.
But be warned there will be spoilers hidden behind every

(00:26):
tree stump. So if you haven't seen the movie we're
talking about, well you should probably circle on back to
the trailhead partner. Not only that, but things can get
a little let's say explicit.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Around here.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
You'll hear strong language and those opinions of ours, oh,
they can be as sharp as a bear's fangs. So remember,
only you can decide if you're ready for the journey ahead.
So stick around if you're prepared to face all those
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Speaker 3 (01:05):
God send a plague down on us, because we're just
a bunch of no good fellas.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
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like at Martian attack.

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I remember as well. Underca Maggie hoarded up twelve sports
of garlic dill pickles under her bed just in case
the attacked the house.

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Speaker 2 (02:00):
Hi, Hello, and welcome to this week's episode of Monster
Madness podcast dedicated to all sorts of creatures, features and beyond.
I'm Erica and joined with me is a man who
would absolutely try to out alpha a wolf pack if
given the chance. My co host, Matthew I.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Just had a mental image of just me eyed eye
with the bears like.

Speaker 6 (02:20):
It is.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
I mean, I trim so I'm not hairy enough, so
I just kind.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Of it reminds me of that image of SpongeBob when
he rips open his chest.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Who's heaving bosom. Now I'm more of a ned Flanders bosom.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
It's like I'm wearing nothing at all.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Nothing at all, stupid sexy Flanders.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I love sexy Flanders. Wait, would you do you have
a sexy Flanders tattoo?

Speaker 5 (02:42):
No? You have fingertat Yeah, and then I'm gonna get
a Cholo Flanders too. God, I love I just want
to fucking h yeah, I just want the space covered.
So I'm just down for whatever. At this point, I
was trying to think because I need to do my
butt cheeks and I want like, I actually don't know
what I want. Sorry, what what was that face for?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
You want? I realized that you wanted to do.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
I have like two thirds of my back done, and
I want what they call a turtleshell, so it goes
shoulders all the way through the middle of your thighs.
So I need to do my ass. And my tattoo
artist is a very close friend of mine, and I've
asked him about it and he goes, whatever, man, it's
just skin, and then he's like, I just wore a
thong when I got mine. I'm like looked at Alyssa said,
I guess I'm buying the thong, which I haven't done
yet because I don't know what I'm doing. But yeah,
So we talked about doing like a cholo Flanders and

(03:25):
then something that's kind of like the opposite of it.
So it's kind of because traditionally, I think if you
do a Japanese back piece, it's like two different versions
of a dragon head or something to that extent on
each cheek.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
They're like opposite what an image? Man? Yeah, respect because
that can't feel good.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
It's probably gonna be pretty awful. But I like sweatpants,
and I work from home four days a.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Week, so and you have a standing desk so too.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Fortunately don't have a standing couch or a standing bed
or a standing toilet. I'm actually most concerned about taking
a shit. Oh that's going to be I bet you
within a day. So Pete uses this stuff. I don't
remember exactly what it's called, but it's just like saran
wrap that sticks to your skin. So it's not like
the old days where they would like put bandages and
duct tape the shit out of you. He still does

(04:09):
it for realistic because we don't know if shit would
fuck with your skin.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
But is that I think it's called new skin.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
I think it's called new skin. But I also thought
nu skin was like the shit that you like painted
over a wound, because when I bowled a lot, we'd
always keep new skin because you tear the shit out
of your thumb.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I'm asking Jackie because Jackie's tattoo artists uses that shit,
and it's so fascinating to me. I number one, I
really want a new tattoo. But number two, I can't wait.
Derma shield, that's what it's called.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Yeah, new skin is a thing, though, so you're not
like far off. I do have an appointment in May,
since round the topic.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
I can't wait to come out and visit and get
my peat tattoo, which is gonna be my Treehouse of horror.
Typewriter that just says feeling fine.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Yeah, he tattoos Seth too, So he tattoos is all
I know.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Seth was a tattoo boy.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Oh yeah, it's less than me. But he's got two
sleeves both his legs. His back is done.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh so he's very heavily tattooed.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
He's got well Yeah, he's got he's got a solid
hand fall, but he's got Yeah, he's gonna he's gonna
listen to this and be like, who the fuck moon?
He won't. Actually he's a very nice boy, but yeah,
I know him and it so his brother's actually either
introduced me to Pete and Jake has very heavily tattooed
by Pete. Nice.

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Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yeah, so the unfortunate kind of situation is if we
either podcast or we play video games one day a
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But yeah, I don't know when that ad is coming
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soon potentially. Matt, do you have anything that he beat

(06:52):
your gbs?

Speaker 6 (06:53):
This week?

Speaker 5 (06:53):
I got I got three kinds of pringles. I've only
tried to brisket pringles, which were fine. So the funny
thing about my marriage is that Alyssa and her food
allergies doesn't ever eat anything of my snacks, but she
as wants to smell them, same with beer. Doesn't drink them,
she just smells them. And I've determined that the worst
something smells, the better it tastes. So these brisket pringles
she goes. It smells like absolutely absolutely nothing. And they
were fine, but they didn't he be my GBI like

(07:16):
I wouldn't. If you see them, get them, but don't
really expect a ton. I'll leave it at that.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
The other ones I got that I've tried are dill pickle,
which are very fucking dilly on the front end, and
then there's like a little bit of sweetness on the
back because the pringle chhip itself has a little bit
of sweetness, so it's like that they're really fucking good.
I just cracked into those last night. And the other
one I got with seven layered dip, which I just had,
Like I said, I have not eaten yet. I made
red velvet soured old bread. Dude, I fucking I killed.

(07:42):
I killed half, so I gave half the love to
my friend Chris and then I ate the other half
within a day nice and then I was like I
was So that was last Friday because we had wrestling
and Chris is one of her wrestlers. Saturday, I went
to a concert in Milwaukee with his girlfriend because we
like the same music, and so saw the band Imminence,
which is a Swedish metal cornman and they're just like
getting really popular in the States. I had seen him before,

(08:03):
Chandra had not, but so she hates red velvet. So
I was like, well, fuck it, I'll make like a
chocolate I like a chocolate cake one or a funfetti
cake one. And I told Alyssa and she goes, yeah,
the cake bread thing is a pretty big deal right now,
and I said, shut the fuck up. I felt like
I was really onto something here, so we'll see how
I can expand my sourdo horizons. Were supposed to talk

(08:23):
about Focashi yesterday at work because I do the four guys,
the three guys that I work with, there's four of us.
We all like literally sit next to each other. We
all shared a sourdough starter and like talk about bread,
and she yeah, it's real goofy for four adult men
in their late thirties or early forties to be talking
about this. But uh, and then not a food but

(08:44):
I found a new podcast about okay, so it's it's
I think it's over at this point, but it's from Wondery,
so it's not like a cool like little person. But
so I listened to the podcast called dark Knet Diaries,
which started off way cooler, but now it's huge and popular,
so it's commercialized. But there was an episode about a
hacker who got onto an assassination like hire an Assassin

(09:08):
website and found out that he could just search messages,
like he sent a message to the website, tried to
debunk it and found out that all I hate to
do is change something in the you are and he
could see every message that was ever sent ever because
their security was trashed, so he pulled everything down and
they gave it to like a reporter and then so
if you want the nerdy side, go to darknet Diers.
Listen to the episode kill List. If you want the

(09:29):
true crime story side, the laundry podcast kill List, same name.
It's the reporter who's going through the list of people
that are trying to like the names that they find
of people that are trying to get assassinated, and he
contacts him and tries to like tell them what's going
on while he's working with the local police and while
he's working with the FBI, and shit, because it's a
fucking worldwide thing. So it's like, I'm only like four

(09:50):
episodes in, but he's talking to like a lady in
Switzerland who is they found out was her ex husband
was trying to kill her because they won't have to
pay her. And in the episode, but I just listened
to they picked up their husband who was a doctor,
and he had this very elaborate plan typed out on
his phone when the FBI grabbed him about how yeah, no,
I was just I wanted to stage a suicide but

(10:11):
make it looking an accident so my girlfriend, not his
ex wife, would get the money. And then they're like, yeah, no,
that's totally fine, but we have every message you said
where you're like, here's ten thousand extra dollars if you
get her to come back to me, and here's twenty
five thousand dollars if you don't get the kid addicted
to her. It was fucking it is wild.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Whoa.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
Yeah, So it all started because this one hacker was
trying to prove that assassination websites and a lot of
dark web marketplaces can be debunked as false and then
it turned into this whole thing. So yeah, if you're
into that kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
If you're into that kind of thing, My heavy gvs
are all TV shows right now because I was sick
last week and I've had like what I like to
call rot weekends because dury, like Monday through Friday is
just kind of really NonStop for me. You know, I
wake up at four am to work. I have some downtime,

(10:59):
which usually can sists of like pod work, freelance work,
kids stuff, this, that and the other, or overtime whatever
it is. And then I've to pick up my kids,
do dinner, do bas do bedtime, and then I have
maybe a little of time with my girlfriend at night
and then sleep, and you just do it all over again. You're,

(11:20):
you know, just fucking repetitive bullshit. Occasionally all peppering gaming
in there to kind of just have some reprieve. But
when I was sick, I was sick for like four days,
I believe, and Brooke was two, and we, in the
span of four days, watched three seasons of two different shows.

(11:40):
We watched the first season of Breaking Bad because she
has never seen it, and that's only like six episodes.
I think maybe eight if that. It's very short, and
I forgot. I haven't watched that show since it came out.
I think I've only done one watch throughout it because
it was just I mean, and when I did, I
loved it. But I've just I've never been like, oh, yeah,
that's a show I'm gonna binge over and over.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
But rewatching because I've watched it twice now and the
second watch is so telling of everything because you know
what happens at the end.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah, And I'm not gonna say much because we haven't.
We haven't gone to season two yet. Because me and Brooke,
it's kind of funny. Me and her have a list
of like shows that we will only watch together, and
like she has shows that she watches on her own
and my own when I have time, which is very rare,
but mainly it's like this huge list, and we kept
like accidentally watching stuff without each other. So I was like,

(12:31):
this is what we're gonna do. We have a list,
so we could consult said list, but she's like, I
want to watch something, you want to watch something, and
we can never agree on it. So we basically wrote
out all of the shows by hand, put them in
a bowl and picked out one each, and those are
the shows that we're gonna binge and watch, and we're like,
this is completely fair. We each get a veto though,

(12:53):
like if it's a sitcom, we can back burner it
because sitcoms are like Because like I picked Married with
Children out of the first I was like, eh, eh,
I don't know if I'm in that kind of vibe.
I love Married with Children, but with what you're saying,
we get we have vigo power. Then I pick Breaking Bad.
I was like, I can live with this because I
haven't watched it in a very long time, and I

(13:14):
would love to watch the entire thing straight through. She
picked out Bridgerton, which I had no idea what the
fuck that was at all until she put it in there.
I was like, Okay, how about we watch one season
of each and then we'll decide which one we're gonna
binge fully through. And then instead of going back and forth,
back and forth, because then that gets a little confusing,

(13:35):
watch the first season of Breaking Bad within obviously a day,
because it's like six hours of your life. She loved it,
at least that's what she told me she's gonna hear
me say that, and I'm pretty sure she's kind of
like blase about it. But then Bridgerton. I watched the
first season of it, and it's so fucking wild that
I was like, Okay, we have to watch all three
seasons of this. It's a period piece. Yeah, you're totally out.

(13:59):
You would never ever watched this.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
It's about especially if it takes place during the Regency
era in.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
England, specifically the Regency.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
Yeah, it's only when I ate the most exactly.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
It's it's wild. It's basically, well, they're smutty little books.
It's like nine books that turn into a series. It's
full full on smutty ridiculousness. But I loved it. It's funny,
it's ridiculous. The music is pretty good, and you know,
most of the characters are pretty enjoyable, and they have

(14:32):
the main theme is like it's it's centered on the
Bridgerton family, which is a family of eight siblings and
their mother, Violet, she's a widow. And there's this lady
in their town which I forget the name of the
fucking town right now, but named Lady Whistledown. Who is
this anonymous person who writes scandal sheets and it gets

(14:53):
delivered to everybody, and she's basically just as powerful as
the Queen with like her pen and it's like full
of drama and ridiculousness. And we watched all three seasons
within a weekend. We well, we watched the first two
and then we finished. We just finished the third season
like earlier this week, so this weekend we'll be watching
Breaking Bad. But yeah, those two he beat my fucking gbs.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Also true Detective Night Country. We watched that the weekend
before and that was fucking great because we watched the
first season, then skip to four. Eventually we'll do two
and three, but I've been told by numerous people that
those are not worth my goddamn time, so that might
be either a solo watch or we'll eventually get to them.

(15:39):
But it's not like Prevalent, but season one and season
four have there's a connections, not like direct, like you
don't have to watch the first season to watch the
fourth season because it's anthology type show, kind of like
American horror Story, but there are similarities. And there's a
mention of a character from season one.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
It says that it takes place in London, Bridgerton. Yeah.
So that's the problem is I just googled where it
takes place and it says London, but there's a lot
of other shit regioncy London is what it says. I
mean it was filmed in Hampton Court Palace, Paynshill Park,
Rangers House, Lancaster House, the Reform Club, a place called bath.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Oh, Mayfair, which I should have fucking known because I
lived in a Mayfair. I was like, oh, yeah, huh yeah.
Bridgerton is a fictional upper class area of London. The
main location it's called Mayfair. Well it's fake. Apparently it's fake.
I don't know it could be real, because I'm pretty
sure Mayfair is a real place. That's the neighborhood in Philadelphia.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
There's a Mayfair mall in Wisconsin. That's pretty cool, right, nice.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
So yeah, that all of those all that TV he
beat my gvs, so you know it doesn't he beat
my gvs though? What you told me about plaques, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
Everyone I talked to those has plas passed so that
it doesn't really matter.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah that sucks though. Well, Like I told my dad
about it today and he was like, oh, twenty bucks
a year isn't bad, but it's just like a bummer
to like the pea that like I've given it to
you aren't expecting like like to because I've always been like,
it's free, don't worry about it. But now that they're doing,
like I mean, two dollars a month isn't horrible to
just access shit, and twenty dollars a year is even

(17:14):
less horrible. So yeah, so if you're on my plex, guys,
I'm really sorry, but you're gonna have to pay twenty
dollars a year or two dollars a month.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
Our listeners are on your plex that you're just announcing
it while recording an episode. Yeah, this is or four
entirely too long. You're fine, No, I meant you're counting
of how many people just mooch off your shit.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Oh it's not mooching, it's just I love coach on
sharing my films, especially with people who appreciate, Like I
recently just gave it to my daughter's teacher, like very randomly.
I was just like, you know, go on my plex.
I love her very much. She's been great for my
youngest daughter. Absolutely, my kid was obsessed with her in

(18:01):
that class. And they bonded really well, and it's the
least I could do. And she loves horror and she's
really into all that stuff. And she was like in
some horror short films I think she said, her independent films,
and yeah, really, she goes to like Monster Mania every year.
It's just with her dad. It's awesome. And I was
telling my dad about it today. I was like, we

(18:21):
should do that shit, Like you introduced me to horror.
Why the fuck are we not going to horror movie
like horror conventions together? Because he goes to them by himself.
I'm like, why the fuck am I not going with you?

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Yeah, Michael, which.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Way, Mikey sparingly listens to this show, thank god, but
because he'd be like, why the fuck are you saying
this shit on air? And I'll be like, Dad, I
don't know either which way. Those are the things that
he be r GBI's we love it. So this week
on Monster Madness, we are going to cover a film

(18:54):
from nineteen seventy seven called Day of the Animals.

Speaker 7 (19:01):
You know, I think it's best we keep the fire
up tonight and first the Guard.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
You really think it's a serious I don't know, there's
something strange in the woods, and I don't know what
a days.

Speaker 7 (19:18):
Yeah, could you do me a favorite saint? Could you
kind of keep this to yourself for a while, you
don't really know what's going on? And well, these city folks,
she wouldn't take much of Panicum.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Dave The Analys is a rated PG thirteen. It filmed
in nineteen seventy six. It was released on May thirteenth,
nineteen seventy seven. It falls into the horror thriller nature
revenge genre. It runs for ninety seven minutes. It is
directed by William Girdler. It was written by William W.
Norton and Eleanor E. Norton. I wonder if they're married

(19:52):
or brother and sister. I don't know. It was produced
by Monturo Productions Ltd. Which Monturo Productions. Well, the name
Manturo is the name of a teacher I got fired
actually when I was in grade school. Whoops, uh this
this is a random story that you're gonna hear from me.

(20:12):
But when I was in like third grade, I was
in this bitches class and her name was miss Montoro
and she hit me on the hand with a ruler
with a it had like a metal edge to it
and it split my knuckles open, and because I was
using my fingers to count and she was a fucking sadist.

(20:33):
And I went home and I told my mom what happened,
and we about faced and walked back to my school
because it was literally across the street from my house
in Northeast Philadelphia, and my mom stored into the principal's
office like fuck kool aid.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
Man and just kicking the door. Oh yeah, pops her
earrings off.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Basically she's like where what? Like She's like, this needs
to get handled right now, and like started screaming at
the principle because there had been issues with this teacher
before or she was just like a really mean person
for no reason. And then when we left, after the
principal said he would handle it, my mom then walked
to that classroom and cornered that teacher in the room

(21:13):
and got in her face and scream dagger. Oh yeah,
she was pissed. I mean, she made her kid bleed,
So I get it.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
Did you look at her? And no one makes me
put my own blood.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
You know, in hindsight, I showed up.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
That line wasn't even an in the zeitgeist at the time.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
I know, just take my knuckles and scrape them across
my face and makes me beat my own blood, just like,
what the fuck is wrong with this kid? It was
distributed by Film Ventures International. The special effects were done
by Paul Stewart. He did the makeup. The main cast
is as follows. We have Christopher George, Leslie Nielsen, Linda Day,

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Richard Jackal, John Seeger, Paul Manty, Michael and Sarah, Ruth
and Ruth Roeman some taglines. The only person I know
in that whole fucking thing is Leslie Nielsen.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Which I did not fucking expect to see him in
this movie.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
I well, I knew from the you know the title
card obviously, but I did not expect him to be
this kind of guy in that movie because the only
movies I've ever seen Leslie Nielsen in are naked gun
movies and Dracula Dead and Loving It and Plan nine
from Outer Space.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
Or whatever, oh fucking writers in that I do on
a point, like I watched this last night, and last
night we had like a weird middle of the spring snowstorm,
so like our power would randomly flicker, so it's like
every twenty minutes that after restart the fucking cocksucker. So
I was doing other things well that the title card started,
So it wasn't until he walked on screen I was like,
holy Shitssi Nelson, I'm gonna love him in this. No,

(22:46):
I didn't say that because he was already being serious
and I'm like, Nope, don't care for this one bit.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
I ain't really like take it as him being serious.
I was just like, Okay, this isn't like a slapstick comedy,
so maybe he's just being a normal quote unquote. But no, No,
things turn dark real quick. Yeah, some taglines for the
film After the movie Only the Terror remains a shocking
vision of things to come. For centuries, they were hunted

(23:12):
for bounty, fun and food. Now it's their turn. The
terrifying movie of a world gone mad. This little girl
has seen it, and she will never be the same again.
She lived through the Day of the Animal.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
I didn't realize Leslie Neielson's almost been dead for fifteen years.
Damn eah November twenty eight, twenty ten.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
He's looked like ninety years old for fifty years.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
How old was he when he died eighty four? The
picture on his wikipedias from nineteen eighty two and Elosia
exact same in eighty two as he did in probably
two thousand and five.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
For sure, one hundred percent. That's dark white hair. Something
is out there, something so evil it paralyzes the soul.
There is no place to hide on the Day of
the Animals. Those actually weren't like horrible, but like it
did not for what this movie was it?

Speaker 5 (24:01):
Do you know what Leslie Nielson was in World War two? Ease?
I'd rather talk about his World War Two career than
this movie.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Oh what are you do in World War Two? What
was his like? What branch and rang?

Speaker 7 (24:11):
Well?

Speaker 5 (24:11):
If I click on World War Two, it's gonna take
me to World War two. But he was in the
Royal Canadian Air Force.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
I actually know he was Canadian till this moment me.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
Neither still more interesting than this movie, which is weird
because he was no He was born in Saskatchewan, died
in Fort Lauderdale. Can we just change this to the
Leslie cast instead of talk about this movie? If you
don't know, I hate this fucking movie.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Leslie Madness, Monster Nielsen love it. You always come up
with such better names.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
He was an aerial gunner. He enlisted as an aerial gunner,
but was too young and never saw active combat. After
the war, he used government funding for veterans to attend
acting school, which eventually led to his long career in
film and television. So my next question has a Leslie Nielsen.
I'm gonna think no, because he's on pornography.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
Oh no, we're on different terms. Okay, I didn't realize
he was in Bonanza.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Also, I know you're a big Bonanza.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
No, this picture's on the Wikipedia. I don't know a
fuck about Bonanza other than the song No, No, No
No Bonanza. By the way, he also looks the same
in two thousand and nine in a picture if you
look in her final acting years that he did in
nineteen eighty two, just a little older. I don't want
to talk about this movie. Could we please not talk
about this movie?

Speaker 2 (25:25):
You know it's gonna be really sad for you to
realize that you're gonna be reading the Wikipedia page for
this movie.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Why didn't you tell me before I started drinking four
hours ago?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Because I like it when you're all stuff. I'm looking
at the last picture of Leslie Nielsen. He looks exactly
the say, do you want me to google Leslie Nielsen?

Speaker 5 (25:41):
No, I don't think he actually did anything nude. It's
just Leslie Nielsen. The thought of Levely, the thought of
Leslie Nielsen having just a massive swinger is still more
interesting than this movie.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
To me, I really hate what you just said.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
No, okay, you don't eh.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Do we have a budget?

Speaker 6 (26:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (26:03):
One point two million dollars inflation calculated six point three
million dollar hairs today.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Nice? And I don't think we have a box office?

Speaker 5 (26:13):
Do we box office seven million? Or thirty six point
eight million? God? Du so? Not great? I mean, respectable
enough for what it was, But I mean you got
to keep it. In my nineteen seventy six there wasn't
a ton of horror coming out. This is still pre
Texas Chainsaw Masker. I'm seventy nine, so.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Speaking of Texas Chainsaw Masker, because I know you're not
dying to read the plot of this.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
No, I literally would have a fucking colon oscar. But
before I read the plot of this, that's extreme.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I don't know where I was in twenty twenty two,
but I did not realize.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
Came out and not good.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Maybe that's why I you must have told me it
was terrible, and I never downloaded.

Speaker 5 (26:53):
I just did to watch it, but it was straight
to Netflix.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I don't remember this at all, and I literally just
download it today.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
You haven't watched yet.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
No, I'll probably watch it this weekend.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
Yeah, I mean, have a good time Google. It's got
a four point seven on IMDb, thirty percent Rotten Tomatoes,
fifty four percent on Google. Uh, I just remember there
being a lot of issues with it and a bus.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
There can't be more issues with it than that one
Texas chainsaw massacre where his that girl was like get
him cuz and she's supposed to be like forty seven
years old and she looks twenty two.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
So which one is that?

Speaker 2 (27:40):
I don't know, but it's bad.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
Oh three d oh, there it is. Yeah, I'm watching
the clip.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Oh it's so bad. Get them cuz that's almost as
bad as Paul Walker saying cuh in too fast two.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Fears by the way, the line is do your thing,
cuz that's it. That's it. Oh thank god, Yeah, I
forgot because that one was that literally gives.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Me a full body reaction, like cringing.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
To twenty thirteen.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
So when did they came out on twenty thirteen.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Yeah, no, that can't be the Texas Cheese. So there's
the two thousand and eight remake. I think that's the
one I was thinking.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Of, Is it two thousand and eight with Jessica Biel?

Speaker 6 (28:24):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Two thousand and six, because I remember specifically seeing it
in a movie theater in Texas, making my cousins who
hate horror movies take me because I was like twenty
at the time. Twenty one.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Number one, that's awesome to see Texas Chase massacre in
Texas number two. I actually loved the remake with Jessica Biel.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
Two thousand and three. Sorry, two thousand and three, Is
that the one that we're talking about? So yeah, I
would have still loved this time. But yeah, I think
it's It's not a bad movie. The fucking I love
Harley Ermie. The shot when they shoot the fucking hitchhiker
or sorry, the guy in the car and then they
pull the camera out through the bullet hole. It's like
such a fucking cool shots like it was it was love.
It was shout that.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
I remember watching that in two thousand and three with
my brother, and I remember that scared the ship out
of me, the the twang on the because they used
a tuner on a piano string to get that darn
near Like that's that's so good, right, And then when

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they're doing that voiceover that John Laraquette or whatever his
name is, it's not John love it.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
He's losing his mind and I'm reaping all the benefits.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
And I said it a lot at work, we do well,
not at work, but just I just think that in general.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Did you know Popeye the Slayer Man comes out tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Fucking right, it does. That's amazing.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
I was explaining to my parents that there are three
Popeye horror movies, and my dad is real piss because
there's Popeye's Revenge, pop By the Slayerman, and Shiver Me Timbers,
which comes out later this year.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
That's amazing.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Yep, I love it.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
But I love the intro to Texas Chainsawmasker, just going
back to that real quick where they're kind of like explaining, like,
this is a horrible crime scene. This is the only
known fogo we have of the man known as leather Face.
You see like claw marks on the ground, and then
you see those claw marks happen like in the movie
when he's clawing to get away from Leatherface as he's

(30:29):
being dragged by the ankle and his nails rip off. Yeah,
that was so at the time in two thousand and three,
that was like the most fucked up thing I had seen.
And I was like, what, but you know, when you're
fighting to survive. I was like, that's really really realistic though, right,
and then just putting him on the hook. It was
just it was so grotesque and horrible and it was
such a good standalone. Oh I love it. I love them.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
I've actually been replaying Texas Chancel Imasacer game a lot
because Call Duty's starting to lose its lure and WWE
is only has you know, it only holds my interest
for so long. Yeah, so I'll play like one or two,
and man, I think they made that game pretty fucking hard.
I always play as a family because it just seems
easier to me. But still a great fucking game.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
I'm glad you enjoyed it for fifty four sons. Remember
it was on sale for ten dollars and I had
ten dollars an Xbox and I only realized it when
I went to pay for it, and it was like,
your total is fifty four cents.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yes, now speaking of video games, and then we'll have
to talk about the plot. Like I mentioned earlier in
the episode, Fasmo had an update. They updated the farm.
I haven't played the Farm yet because I was just
kind of like, because I haven't played it in weeks
because I was playing in a lot, and then I
was like, all right, I need a break. And then
I played three Life Is Strange games and I'm on

(31:45):
the fourth game now and almost done that, and I'm
just taking my time with it. I'm also playing the
Last of Us Part two again in prep for the
show coming out soon. I actually don't remember when this
episode's coming.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Out, so it's pretty vocal about I will not be
watching that.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Oh you know eventually. I hope you do, because I
really think that if you got past that one episode
that you thought was really like pointless, you would really
enjoy the show.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
No, I mean I finished the first season. It's just
I didn't do it for me. I will let you
triage the second season. I do plan on getting the
remake of two comes out on PC in like two weeks,
so when when it goes on sale, i'll pick that up.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Oh it will go on sale quick, don't you worry. Yeah,
but that game a thousand percent is worth whatever.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
Everyone, everyone I've talked to is that it's it's a
fucking great game.

Speaker 7 (32:39):
It is.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
But back to Pasmo, I you know, was dusting myself
off and did Tanglewood on Amateur hardest ship really, Yeah,
I could not get a fucking lick of evidence. I
was hunted a bunch. I'm usually in and out of
Tanglewood within the five minutes. And they have made it

(33:00):
a lot harder to get the ghosts to interact with
you on Amateur. They want you in that house. They
don't want you doing what I do, which is like
in and out lickety split.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
And I think that's probably why they rebalanced tangle.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
As hard as they did, probably for sure, And I
get it, but I'm like, god, damn it, right, So
I have no money because I keep dying. But I know,
right I've played it on Nightmare. That shit is hard
and terrifying. So I don't have you ever played Nightmare.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Nightmare as you know it today, no Nightmare in some capacity,
I would.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Have to assume I did, So I don't know how
they did it way back when, like a few years ago.
But Nightmare now you only get like two pieces of evidence.
You don't have any monitors to know what the scale is,
so you can't even be like, oh the fact, Yeah,
you can't tell if it's EMF five. You can't tell

(33:57):
what your sanity is. And you've already start on a
lower sanity anyway. In the hiding spots in Tanglewood, which
is like behind the crib, behind the changing table in
some of the closets, they put boxes there so you
can't hide. The breakers always switched off, so it's always dark,
so you have to find the breaker.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
I did hear that.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
I think that it can change its favorite room no
matter like whenever it feels like, and it's just a
hostile motherfucker. I don't think you get a cursed possession
in Nightmare because you just walk in, you're cursed.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
Yeah. Did you look at the roadmap? They redid Bloodsdale Farm,
they're redoing Graften and then there's a new small map
coming out. There's an Easter event, Halloween and holiday plan.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
Something called Horror two point zero in twenty twenty six.
House Map reworks in twenty twenty six, new maps and
new seasonal events for twenty twenty six. Also, you love
to see it well, And that's what I'm saying. It's
fucking real pussy tight that they're doing so much cool
shit with this game because it's been out for almost
five years now.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Yeah, but I think it's definitely getting such a much
bigger audience because you have it on everything now except
like Nintendo, So it's getting a lot a lot bigger audience.
Like I told you, I suggested it to Brooks's best friend,
and that chick plays it like every single day now,
like she's in it. She was like playing Diablo all
the time, and now all she does is play fucking

(35:22):
Fasmophobia and she's like she's prestiged.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
I think, oh fuck. So it sounds like it might
be coming out on the Switch too, because of switch
To will have a microphone, the Switch does not have
a microphone.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Ah yeah, that makes sense, all right, Matt, I think
you have to read the plot now. Are you pretending
that your microphone cut out?

Speaker 5 (35:41):
No? I thought about it.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
You could do it. Don't worry. The move the movie
start getting bigger for you.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
No, I know it's usually that early ones are always
a little traggy, but little let me wet my whistle.
The depletion of the ears ozone layer by aerosols has
been causing increased exposure to UV radiation and high altitudes
scientists A burr A scientists observe that animals over five

(36:10):
thousand feet in altitude become highly aggressive. One small tall
sheriff barely escapes getting mult to death by rats. The
government orders the evacuation and quarantine of all settlements above
the altitude. In the midst of this, a group of
tourists in North care, northern California set off on a
hike through the wilderness, led by a tour operator, Steve
Buckner and Native American guide Santy. The tourists are the

(36:32):
bickering Mandy and Frank Young missus Shirley Goodwin and her
son John Paul Jensen, Professor Taylor McGregor, young couple Bob
Denning and Beth Hughes, Terry Marsh and Roy Moore. With
a no way of communicating with the outside world, they
are ignorant of the strange animal activity that is baffled
when a wolf attacks their camp. They shrug off the
incident and continue to hike as the woodland creatures could

(36:53):
eye them menacely, menacingly, menacingly. However, Mandy, the wolf victim,
and Frank are allowed to go back to the mountain. Later,
they are someone uses school word on Wikipedia and I'm
not having it. Later, they are beset by hawks and
Manny falls to her death as a result. Frank survives
the hawk attack and wonders the forest, picks up a
little girl who is abandoned when the government quarantined her town.

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The remaining group abandoned the hike upon finding that their
helicopter dropped food cash. Wait what? The remaining group abandoned
the hike upon finding their helicopter dropped food cash has
been rated by animals. While camping at the site of
the food cash for the night, the camp is attacked
by mountain lions when Jensen falls asleep while on watch.
The next morning, the hiking group catches fish in a

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nearby stream. Hiker Paul Jensen, an arrogrant and violent executive,
abandons Buckner and Santine and takes four of the hikers
with him, Missus Goodwin and her son John, and a
couple Bob and Beth. He hopes to find help at
a ranger station at a higher altitude, The guide takes
their group a less risky route down the mountain. Hikers
are not immune to the high altitude aggression anomaly. In

(37:55):
Tensions begin to run high, and now a psychopathic Jensen
ex abusively pushing his grew very hard yelling at, threatening
and insulting them. Jensen finally breaks down. He gets in
a fight with his group and murders Bob. A grizzly
bear approaches and just Jensen attempts to rape Beth that night,
and he's simply killed while trying to wrestle it. Missus Goodwin,
John and Beth flee as Jensen's fatally mauled by the bear.

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Frank and the little girl make their way to a
road in the town the tour left from, finding empty
houses and abandoned vehicles and an army truck with a
dead driver. He tries to drive her to safety in
an abandoned car, but the car is dead. Tries to
get his own car from the hotel, leaving the girl
alone in a relative safety of a junk car, but
is slaughtered by vicious dogs and venomous snakes in front
of the girl. John Missus Goodwin and Beth managed to

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find refuge inside of an abandoned helicopter as they are
attacked by wild dogs. The other group managed to get
to town below five thousand feet, but find a dessert
pack of German shepherds kills Roy and the Professor. Buckner
leads his surviving charges into the nearby river on a
makeshift raft. The next morning, Beth, Missus Goodwin, and John
awaken in the downed helicopter to find the wild dogs dead.

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Army rescue helicopter has seen coming towards them. US Army
soldiers and has Matt Gear arrived to secure the talents
and find the little girl in the trunk car. By then,
almost all the animals that went mad have been killed
by the same solar radiation that drove them mad in
the first place. Buckner, Terry, and Santi are rescued as
they float down river to a ranger station. At the
end of the film, the surviving hawk lunges at the
screen just before the credits roll for the worst fucking

(39:21):
movie that I've had to ever watch in my entire life.
And I've seen some real fucking turds.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
I mean, this can't be the worst movie you ever saw.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
It's up there. I am legitimately trying to think of
there are things that are worse. I'm sure that there
are ones that I forgot, but this is prey bad.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
So if we were going to ask if you were
going to marry Yay Nay Sleigh, or are you offended,
I'm going.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
To the dark web and hiring a hit on this motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Wow, that's a seventh option.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Now, I mean hit man, No, I mean no, no, no, no.
Hit man means you're trying to cover up the fact
that you hate it. I'll fucking The problem is, I
can't even justify the fact that this movie holds some
sort of place in the zeitgeist of horror because I
had never heard of it until you told me that
I had to watch it, And then I watched it

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and it was slower than dogshit, And it didn't help
that my power kept going out, and it was just
it was. It was a very bad overall experience. The
only saving graces that every twenty to thirty minutes I
had about five minutes of reprieve from this turd, so
that my shit could reset. It's about the nicest way
I can put it the nicest eloquent way I can

(40:29):
put it while actually explaining my thoughts.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
I would give it a nae pussy, you know.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
Ah, I hated that so much. Sorry, God damn it.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
I'm really proud of myself right now. It's very rare.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
You should be. It was really good.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
No, I never get you so good. I'm so proud. Yeah, No,
this is a kna for me. I wouldn't necessarily slay it.
I don't because I wasn't like in bold and rage
as you are. It Really the only thing that really
I hated about this movie. I loved the obnoxiousness of it.
And you know, fucking mountain lions or mountain lions are
scary as shit. It's were wolves, but they almost ruined

(41:13):
Leslie Nielsen for me. So if I had seen this
before I had seen like a naked gun movie or.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
That is such a good point.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Or like Dracula dead and loving it, I would be like,
I don't fucking like that dude. He was weird and
rapie in this movie because it was so wild, because like,
there is a minutia. I literally didn't even really do
minutius for this movie because there wasn't that many but basically,
the animals were being so negatively affected by the ozone

(41:41):
layer and pollution that and Leslie Nielsen was the only
person to also be affected by it. But they don't
make that known. They don't overtly say like, hey, this
is actually a pretty decent human being. But because he's
being exposed to the elements and he's not like really
relaxing and he's so gung ho about going forward and

(42:02):
walking this like fifteen to thirty miles, that he's being
negatively affected by the ozone and turning him savage. No,
you just see this dude who's increasingly panicking because they're
lost in the woods and all these animals are fucking
attacking them, that he becomes like this crazed rapist. Like what?
And I love Leslie Nielsen. So this almost ruined Leslie

(42:23):
Nielsen for me, and it would have if I had
seen this.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
I'm kind of curious to go back. I mean, you
got to looking at his filmography. The first movie he
actually was in as an actor was nineteen fifty six
in the movie of Ransom, So you got like twenty years.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Yeah, I'm talking about my er is Born.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
You gotta keep in mind, I only knew him from
the same exact things that you knew him from. I
never saw the nineteen eighty two Creep Show, but it's like,
so he's in this, Oh yeah, did you Creep Show?
Richard Vickers something to tide you over segment? So it's like,
did the guy was so much before we got Oh shit,

(43:01):
the version of Leslie Nielsen that we know nineteen eighty seven,
the movie Nuts is what they've called his final non
comedy role.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
I forgot that he was in Creepshow. I haven't seen
Creep Show in a really long time.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
Same yeah, and then Dangerous Curves in eighty eight, and
then the first Naked Gun movie came out in eighty
eight also, and then that was kind of what I
think started. Because he's in Repossessed also, which at some
point we probably need.

Speaker 6 (43:28):
To do that.

Speaker 5 (43:29):
Oh hich is just a fucking spoof on The Exorcist.
If you're not familiar, I'm not. You're not you've never
seen Repossessed? Oh my god, my bad. No, I haven't
seen it in a very long time. I don't know
if they feel like it's one of those movies that
I've ever seen in its entirety, but we used to.
It was always on on like Comedy Central every like
so often, so you'd always see like bits and pieces.

(43:50):
I'm pretty sure it's a nineteen ninety American comedy horror
film that parodies the seventy three horror film The Exorcist.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Okay, I think I've heard of it, and I know
I know the image of Leslie Nielsen in that movie.
I've just never seen it.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
Yeah, so the Exorcist, green vomit heads, spinning scenes, and
the real life events such as the televangelist scandals in
the nineteen eighties are all spoofed in this movie.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
How the fuck did we not watch this?

Speaker 5 (44:14):
In great fucking question, I completely forgot that this was
a thing until right now.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Wow, that's a that's a I I as you would say,
I fucked the dog on that one.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
Well, that just leaves room room for later stuff. True
film receive Lemico Theatric release, Yeah, one month after it
came out, right after The Exorcist.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Three, which they say, like Exorcists three has the scariest
Exorcist scene ever, or like, no.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
The Exorcist three is pretty decent. It's not an awful movie, but.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
No, fuck that, what's what which Exorcist movie? Because I
think I've seen it, but I just don't. I think
it's one of those things that I've seen once and
then I just kind of forgot about it because I
have the memory of a fly. But what's the scene
in Exorcist where they're in the hospital and then the
nurse just like walk across the hallway and it's supposed
to be terrifying because she's like, holy, like the third one?

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Why is that so scary to people?

Speaker 5 (45:07):
It's not. It's not. It's the same fucking thing where
it's like on Instagram where it's like the scirtiest movie
ever in the history of the world, and then you
watch it, I'm like, what the fuck did I watch?

Speaker 2 (45:15):
That's kind of how I felt when you played Masaker
at the Mirage, because like, I had seen so many
clips of it, and like do people flipping out? Like
what the fuck?

Speaker 5 (45:24):
And then so here's sorry, sorry to cut you off,
but here's a really good explanation of everything like that.
So I'm sure you're at least, if not directly familiar
with you've seen it. There's a clip of after the
Undertaker lost he broke his streak at WrestleMania. It cuts
to like a black guy in the crowd, like visibly
fucking ship surprised and shocked. So it was the most

(45:49):
recent w B pole because they're not pap per views anymore.
I was taxing Dylan while we were watching it because
there was a dude who was in the front row
with a red fucking hat who would watch for a
certain camera light to turn on, and then he would
just react because all he wanted to do is be
the new reaction gif or the new reaction clip that
everyone's using. So I feel like that's what all the

(46:11):
shit has become. Anyone plays anything that's mildly scary or
mildly anything mildly startling, and they're just reacting because they
want to be the next gift. I do not fucking
like that about this planet.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
I mean that's a fair assessment.

Speaker 5 (46:22):
So I think that's all it is now.

Speaker 6 (46:23):
Now.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
What I was the only point I want to make
and that we can move on, is the only time
that anyone has ever been like, well, this movie is
so fucking terrifying. Was Nefarious, which is just a very
well shot movie and it's a really great story. And
then the actor who played I don't know his name,
but the actor who played the bad guy is just
really good at it. But you know, it was like
the oh, if you watch this movie or your house

(46:44):
is gonna fucking burn down, you're gonna be cursed all
that other shit. Yeah fuck off, None of that shit happens.
But it's it's everyone. It's just the reaction. It's the
same reason. Like everyone just does it for the views
or the clicks. It's why you have click bait to
news stories. And it's like number four lls shock you
cat Vonde looks like this now.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Oh that yeah, that shit the yeah. So with all
of that knowledge of this movie, in this film, so
in it we have birds, mountain lions, which terrifying, they're
absolutely horrendous, wolves, bears, that's it. Would you survive in
this scenario of hiking in the woods for some sort

(47:29):
of like retreat of some sort.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
No, if I got above five thousand feet and shit
was gonna go south, I don't I don't think I
would have come out alive. The first bear would have
seen me, he'd be like, man, you look delightfully seasoned
and plump, and it would have been game over.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Honestly, the only well number one, I would not survive
because mountain lions they leave nothing. You're dead.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
They'd start with the asshole too. Pardon, I don't know.
I honestly, I'm not sure if it's mountain lions, but sir,
animals start eating the asshole because it's like a tender
spot and it smells the worst, So that's where they start.
I hold on, let me go in cognito for this one,
because I'm pretty sure I'm not far off, but I'm

(48:14):
not one hundred percent white, right.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Please get the facts on that one before we even continue.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
Because it's softer, skeletally, wider, and easier to access the
internal organs.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Oh so this is a legit real thing.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
Yeah, and the organs are more nutritious than muscle meat,
so that's why they go for it. I mean, I
did google why do animals eat the asshole first? And
I could have just gone with butt. I guess vultures
foltures eat animals butt first.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
So this is a thought that you know, there's like
that that's saying of just like you should always make
sure you're wearing clean underwear because you never know what's
gonna happen. Like they always like, you know, the worst
possible thing could happen to you, and then you're getting
pulled out of your car and thrown into the ambulance
and your fucking drawers are dirty, which I'm like, that's
the least of my concerns, honestly, because if a car

(49:03):
has mangled me that bad, I probably ship myself. But true, true, Now,
when I'm out in nature, I have to worry about
the fact that if by chance a wild animal.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
Ends me that not only it's going straight for your asshole,
not only.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Am I dead, but when I'm found myole. Wow, what
that's some knowledge I did not know that was going
to sandbag me tonight. And I'm it's a fact that's
gonna haunt me.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
And how you can't trying to get to your asshole.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Yeah, and I'm wearing shorts, so she just stuck her nails.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Right in my fucking thigh that sweet organ meat.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Yeah, that's a fact that's gonna haunt me for the
rest of my life, I think. And I'm gonna tell everybody, Hi.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Nice to meet. My name's ericause you want animals eat
the asshole first.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
I'm just getting a shirt that says it I'm.

Speaker 5 (49:59):
Literally you know what I should do. I should do
that animals eat your ass first.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
I'm gonna do themed Monster Madness shirts where it has
the logo on the front and then on the back
it's gonna say something random. So the the the fucking
quote for this season is going to be do you
know that animals eat your ass first? That's it, no context,
no other context.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
So I don't have many monster minutias because that pretty
much just I wish, I wish we would start clearly.
The vultures are gonna Sorry guys, if you hear thunder
in the background, kn't control it. Random flash thunderstorre is
coriccurring right now. But so the bear in this movie
was actually the bear used in Grizzly and it's the

(50:42):
same director. This is literally the only minutias I have
for this that's of any interest, Like I have. The
trained animals used in the film. We're are mixed of
real wildlife and trained domestic animals, leading to some unintentional
funny scenes which I don't know what that means. The
film was shot in California, Sarah Sierra, Nevada, and it's
providing a stunning yet ominous backdrop, one of the earliest

(51:04):
horror films to reference climate change, because you know, for
a long time they were like, oh, that's a pseudo science,
like climate change is the thing, but clearly climate change
is real. But yeah, I mean, I really, I don't
know how to top that fact you just threw at us.
So yeah, so that's gonna do it on this episode

(51:27):
of a Monster Madness. Make sure that you follow us
on socials and you leave those reviews and you protect
those asses, man, because those those animals are coming for you.
You did that just for Seth, didn't you.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
I did it for whomever's listening and wants to hear me.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Go, I hate this show. I really I think I do.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
Yeah, I could take care of us better than the
Hotshot is done. Here's your head. The only way we're
gonna get out of this is if we stayed again.
So let me tell you something, hot Shot, I use
my head all the time. A lot of people use
their butts.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Now we're thirty miles back down there in the valley
and fifteen miles up to the range of tower Sure Genson.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
Fifteen miles up to the tower. The radio set evacuate,
not go back up.

Speaker 7 (52:18):
We're going down the valley, mister Jensen, and I'd like
you to join us.

Speaker 6 (52:23):
Well, I'm not through talking yet. Hot shots and.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
English sish and.

Speaker 6 (54:00):
Mh.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
Now you can tell Seth you love him, and then
it can be an outtake and see if he listens, Seth,
I love you so much.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
It's gonna be the blooper at the end of the show.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
Perfect see if he pays attention.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Mm hm

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