Fresh (2022)

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
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Speaker 1 (00:21):
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Speaker 3 (00:34):
You have been warned, what, oh your number in the
grocery store? Yeah, the other night. Yeah, and you're just
not telling me today.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
We do you think you had a friend?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
No? It was weird, you know he was.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
He was cute, funny, and how I didn't think people
met people in real life anymore.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
You know, he's probably married, Thank you for that. Probably,
Like I'm already thinking about the fact he hasn't texted.
That's one of the things I love about dating women.
That's games more emotional dependence, you know, So don't play
the games, just be you straight out the gate fucky maybe,

(01:22):
And do.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
You want to come over later? I can do it
because emotional dependently, well.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
My emotional dependent Saintine, We'll let me tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Hi. Hello, and welcome to this week's episode of Monster Madness,
a podcast dedicated to all sorts of creatures, features and beyond.
I'm Erica, and joining with me is a man who
would rescue me from a cannibalistic trafficker. My food loving
co host, Matthew.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
False I would be like, what's his nuts? Listening to
Danny Brown and just be like, fuck that shut out.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
I'm out pretty much, I'm out. Oh my god, what
was that thing that you did on glitter stream? That
sound bite that she had a fucking peace out? Oh
my god, I forgot about that. That was my favorite
SoundBite that you've ever done, and you've done a many.

(02:17):
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I haven't said this a thousand times to you guys,
ninety three times to be exact. Actually, if we're, you know,
counting the episodes my episode tracker. Matt does stream video
games and drum sessions from time to time, so you

(02:37):
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show notes. So, Matt, do you have anything that fucks currently?

Speaker 4 (03:08):
I don't think so well then, and I'm trying to
think of like what I've eaten since we last recorded. Really,
it wasn't anything too special. Was Anya roll ups? Fuck
pretty hard?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I ate those earlier today that did look really good.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
I was pretty impressive myself, although it was like a
two and a half hour fucking ordeal because I made
the past afresh. Yeah, it's fine, though, It's not like
I was supposed to be working or anything.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Whatever. You know, what you have to make you good
so that you work good.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
It's just unfortunately, I feel like my employer would disagree
with that statement.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh man, you work a lot. You worked for almost
like twenty four hours straight the one day.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
There was that one day I mean there was a
period in there. There was a brief period of rest.
But that's why I always tell people some days are
not like some days are laughable at how little I do,
and some days are horrible.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
It's called balanced people. Yeah, so let's see, do I
have anything that fucks?

Speaker 4 (04:06):
I'm trying to find these hot one ramen noodles where
I can only buy singles. That's currently what I'm doing.
They have snack mixes on Amazon right now too.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Ooh, you probably am at wally World.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Well that's Walmart had them listed, but I don't think
they found all of a sudden. The singles are out
of stock, well.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Of course, because that girl posted them, so everybody bought
them supply and demand.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Sweet chili is sorry. Sweet chili is out of stock,
Smoky chili is out of stock, but garlic chili is
in stock.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh, Garlic Chili's would be the one that I would
go towards, because I fucking love garlic.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
It's a medium heat. M sweet chili is the mild,
Garlic's the medium, and then Smokey's the hot.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I was in Walmart the other day. I forget why
I specifically wanted to go there, but there was something there.
I was like, oh, I need to get this. At
wally World and I was perusing the aisles with my
girlfriend and they had are you a pop tart fan?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah? I don't eat a maton, but I do enjoy
a pop tart on occasion.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
What's your go to pop tart?

Speaker 4 (05:11):
I don't really have a go to.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Everybody has a go to matt.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
I mean no, I don't because I usually just try
to eat new flavored pop tarts. Uh, s'mores are really good, okay,
valid uh hotch foot Sunday I do enjoy okay, okay.
And then there's a confetti cupcake one.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Oh so you're all like new flavor. Dude, you're not
like og Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:36):
I mean I don't like the strawberry ones are fine.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
But that's like my least favorite one.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah. I got into an argument with wasn't really an argument.
I got into a discussion. It was glitter asked me
about flavors and someone was like, brown cinnamon sugar was
their jam? Like that is the fucking white girl of
pop tart flavors. I'm gonna catch heat for this. I know.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
No, you're not gonna catch heat for it because that you. No,
that's true, that one has this. You know that one
has its time and place for sure. That one feels
like if I want to have a healthy pop tart breakfast,
you go for the brown.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
We really really want this healthy square of bread that's
just sugar flavored. Listen, just say it. At least strawberry
and blueberry have fruit net Is it fruit though? Is
brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts healthy? Yep?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I know what I'm getting in that though. Anyway, the
blueberry and cherry I adore. Strawberry can go kick rocks.
I don't. It doesn't taste like strawberries to me. It's
way too sweet. The chocolate fudge. You pop those bitches
in the freezer and that's a great dessert.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
I'm a little impressed with you right now.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Okay, you pop any of them into the freezer and
it's a great time.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Like I've never had a frozen yeah. Sorry, I freeze
all my candies, so it's not like I'm against frozen shit.
Just I prefer pop tarts when they're warm. I know
people that will not eat them warm. They prefer them
just room temperature, like a fucking sociopath. And now I
hear this shit about freezing them.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, the sweeter ones, the ones that are like cookies
and cream, the s'moores ones, the chocolate fudge, the other
ones that you mentioned would probably be stellar in the freezer.
Cookies and cream is really great in the freezer too.
But my point that I'm trying to get at is
that at Walmart has the six pack of the wild Berry,

(07:27):
which in most other stores you only get the three pack.
I got very excited. A very tall man helped me
and Brooke get the elusive six pack of the wild Berries.
But here's why I love the wild Berries so much.
This reminds me of nineteen ninety five ninety six, whenever
Batman Forever came out. Do you remember that movie? What

(07:48):
year is that? I think it was ninety five.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Yeah, that's so.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, a fun fact. This is me publicly shaming my brother,
but I don't talk to him, so it's fine. That
Halloween that after that movie came out, my brother wanted
to go as the Riddler. Everybody was Batman, Riddler, two face,
what have you. At that time in my brother's life,
he would have been about twelve years old. He was

(08:15):
what non PC people would call pudgy. There's no other
word to put it. He hadn't had his little grosspurt
yet where all his baby fat came off of him.
My dad saw him in his green leotard one time
and turned to my mother and was like, he can't
fucking go out like that. So my brother was the
phantom of the opera that Halloween. Anyway, back to wild

(08:35):
Berry in ninety five, when they were promoting that movie,
they they turned the wild Berry pop tarts into the
Batman themed one. They had little yellow sugary bats on
top of them. I could still envision it and feel
the crunch in my teeth. They still taste exactly the

(08:57):
fucking same, exactly the same. So my first does it
fuck wild Berry pop tarts? That was a long winded
story with a lot of additives. But also when I
was at Walmart after this very tall man helped me
in brook get said pop tarts because they were up
on the top top shelf and stacked on top of
other pop tarts. We turned the corner and then there

(09:19):
was a man in Walmart who shrieked so loudly and
said something so nonsensical I couldn't even tell you what
it was, and I can't eat. I'm not even gonna
try and mimic the screech. But everybody in the aisle
that I was in immediately be lined it to like
far as far away from that noise as possible. It
was just like a non communal we need to get
away from the danger that is a Walmart person.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Our wal Mart has sixteen packs of wild Perry. Apparently
you need to move to Wisconsin.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Coming at you live. It's Clancy's cheesy garlic bread potato chip.
I'm gonna try these live live talking to you and
see if they fuck. You're literally gonna I'm not even
gonna edit this out. You're gonna hear me open the bag.
It's great for audio. All right, we're doing a live

(10:09):
fuz it. Fuck fuck it, we'll do it live. Okay,
So right off the bat, they smell like a normal chip.
Totally smell like a normal potato chip. There is no
overtly cheesy or garlicly smell. Okay, okay, okay, one point,
everybody knows the rules.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Apparently the Ramen Funions are now finally available at by Walmart.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
There you go. Okay, So obviously it tastes like a
normal potato chip. It tastes like garlic butter. That's it. Okay,
I don't hate them. I wouldn't say they fuck.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Did you try the till pickup on a ranch mingles yet?

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah I did. We eat the whole bag.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
So how quickly did you eat the bag? Because I
found Oh so I guess I didn't eat those since
last time. I guess I could. The mingles fuck, But
the problem is is like the top row was stale
the next day when I went to eat some, so
I just had to eat the rest of the bag.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Oh no, I didn't have that problem.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
No. I mean they're like a weird and I mean
it in a loving way. They're like a weird consistency
that's like a little firmer than a Cheeto's puff, but
like not in a bad way. So yeah, I had
the sharp white cheddar and ranch. They were good. But me.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Me, I'm sorry, I'm still eating these chips. I did
try the dill pickle and ranch bingles. Those were great.
What else did I try? Because oh, the all dressed pringles.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
I told you those things fuck so hard, They're so good.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Those lasted less than twenty four hours too.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Yeah, yeah, that's so you have the downside slash benefit
of another snacker in the home where I am forced
to eat these things alone. Someone gave me a half
gallon mason jar full of freeze dried apples, so they
came to pick apple because we have honey crisp trees.
They came and got apples, and as I thank you,
gave me a jar. Saturday. The fucking thing was going

(11:58):
yesterday and I text her and I'm like, I'm sorry.
She goes, so, you know, there was like a dozen
apples you ate, and I'm like, okay, well, I feel
super healthy all of a sudden. But also I was like, ugh,
there's a lot of sugar.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah, but it's like natural sugar, so it's not horrible.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Non she puts some cinnamon on it. But outside of that,
it was like Sunday, I really ate a ton because
I had drunk all day Saturday, and then we played
a show, so it was like, so the awful part
is the next day, after a long day of drinking,
is I just want to eat sugar because my body's
tried to replace the booze sugar that it has gotten
rid of with something. So I chose apples for that

(12:34):
and then you know, the next couple of days, I
ate a couple here and there's a little little snaky poo.
But I've been on a banana kick lately too, Like
I think I'm gonna make that protein banana bread when
we're done here, because the bananas I got from Walmart
are like already fucking brown. Yeah, so I like have
a forty seven minute window before they go bad.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Okay, so I need to retract something a little bit.
I'm gonna lean towards that. Those chips fuck because I
just ate like a dozen of them and couldn't stop.
I'm gonna cut out all the audio of me chewing.
So God love Matt for listening to me going on.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
For what it's worth, I couldn't hear it. These microphones
are great for that, but it's still gonna get It's
gonna get pucked up on your audio.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Oh no, I could see it, like on my audio.
I'm like Jesus Christ, poor Matt, And I'm trying to
like lean back super far.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
See.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
I love bananas. I love banana flavored, but I don't
like eating bananas the consistency gets on.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
I hate banana flavor I like eating.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Bananas yin to my yang mother.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Yeah right, it's it's goofy shits shits be weird.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
That's why we allayet always get along. But yeah, I'm
trying to think if there's anything else that fucks. Oh,
libraries fuck I recently am you're the.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Only person I know that still goes to a library.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
By the way, I have never gone to a library
before in my life, unless it was a school library
or like you know, obviously at college or in grade
school or whatever you like. High school. I barely went
to the library in my high school. I went to
the library in my town because they were having a
book fair dollar books fifty cent paperbacks. I have a

(13:59):
lot of books behind me right now, a lot, probably
fifty books for like twenty bucks. Listen, someone us like
to read.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
I know, I'm just fucking fifty books. That's okay, that's
a pretty good deal.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
They are sassy, little old ladies who are volunteering, who
hate everything about it, but also love all the money.
Like I think, because yesterday was the first day I
went in there. Yesterday, it was fucking mobbed. I wounded
up having to do go to my car and then
come back in to get all of the stuff because
it was just elbow to elbow people. I went in
today and it was I was like one of four

(14:33):
people in there, and the little old ladies knew me,
like they recognized me. They're like, oh my god, you're back.
I was like, yeah, I came back. I wanted to
see if it was calmer today, and I was like,
I'm glad to this one little old lady who was
having the time of her life. Let me tell you
the day before she kept I literally it started at twelve.
I got there at twelve fifteen. I was checking out by,
you know, the first time. By twelve thirty ish, I

(14:56):
heard her talking to the late next door. She's like,
I just want to fucking go home. I just want
to fuck and go home. This is the worst, Like
I hate this, And like I could fully hear her.
I was like, well, I could stand here as long
as you want. She's like, yeah, but the people behind
you are going to get mad. I was like, I'm
never going to see them again. It's okay. I was like,
blame me, I don't give a shit. I saw her
today and she's like, oh, you're back. I'm like, yeah,
I see that you survived yesterday? How are you? She's

(15:17):
like did I though? And then she's just like scurried away,
just a husk of herself. Literally, I would die for her.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I love her.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Aren't proud of anything I do, But you're proud of
the little lady from the fucking library. I couldn't think
of the word library for a second. There, am I
having a stroke? It might be I don't smell toast.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
I was just about to ask you do you smell anything?

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Smells?

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Smells like soup.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Someone was having a fire outside before, but I don't
smell it anymore.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, I think that's I mean, now that you're done
mocking me for my love of reading.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
And just a deal, Hey, you mock me for plenty
and before you say, look what, I don't know. You
probably made fun of me for breathing today.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
I think I complimented you today. I just can't remember what.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
It was, Probably because I made pasta No.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
I talk about you quite frequently, and in positive ways,
So talk about.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Question frequently with my therapist.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
You know what, You're probably not the only one.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
So all I was gonna say is that's not a
false statement. But I never said if it was good
or bad.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
I know it's one hundred percent good. I hope your
therapist is just like she's the best lady about me.
You better not bitched about me to your therapist.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
No. Actually, you're my voice of reason for a lot
of things.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Don't make me cry.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
On the podcast, all right, don't be a pussy.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Got well, I'm gonna be one. This week on Monster Madness,
we are covering twenty twenty two's Fresh Fresh Fresh.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
I'm going away with Steve for the weekend where it's
a surprise.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
I don't know what. Uhh, a surprise.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I don't like that. I'm just gonna go for it.
You said, fuck it, remember buh?

Speaker 3 (17:05):
You all digmatized and I haven't even seen this dude.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Oh shit, I totally forgot hold on sending you a
picture of him.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
I mean, he looks cute, but I can barely even
tell you, creep.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
He's ridiculously cute.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Like I'll i'll text you once we get there and
let you know everything.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Okay, Okay, fine, I'm excited for you. It's a straight
girls fantasy come true. Right, Hi? You love you, I
love you more? Bye?

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Fresh is rated r it has a run time of
one hour and fifty four minutes. It was released in
the United States on January twentieth, twenty twenty two, at
the Sundance Film Festival. I also believe it was a
Hulu exclusive. It was directed by Mimi Cave and it
was written by Lauren Kahn. It stars Daisy Edgar Jones, which,
oddly enough, this girl has a face that she's been

(17:59):
in a lot of movies. But I have seen nothing
else with this chicken.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
It she's she's been in five movies.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
But I'm saying her face. I thought she had been
in so much more. I'm like, her face looks so familiar.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
I don't disagree, But did you see what other movies
she's in?

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Nope, already forgot.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Was she in Twisters? Like of the five movies she's
been in, that is the only It's on Life Fresh
where the crawdads sing Twisters and on swift Horses.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Was she the main girl on Twisters? That's how much
I retained that movie. And that's why I recognize your face.
I'm gonna have to.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
I had to look that shit up. I didn't remember
it either, I know, and you.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Didn't hate that movie?

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Wait no, did you Oh I hated that movie.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
That's right, Jackie really liked that movie. M Anyway, Jackie
has a very disappointed face on right now.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
It's taking a lot for me not to text her,
but I don't want to ruin her evening by telling
her that her views on the movie Twisters is wrong.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
It also stars Sebastian Stan, Jojo T.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Gibbs and Jojo Siwah. Oh.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
I was gonna do a Jojo Siwah impression, but I'm
not going to Como's up bitt.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
I have on my podcast.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
God, I am so glad that she's just that whole
phase of memes of her is gone.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
I want to come back again. You're not wrong.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
It was a good time for a hot minute. Andrea
bangdo o'kannini, Sorry, Buddy, Charlotte Lebon, Brett Dyer, and Alana Marris.
It was produced by Searchlight Pictures, Legendary Entertainment, and hyper
Object Industries. It was distributed by Hulu and surprisingly in Germany,

(19:40):
Disney Plus hardcore Germans are like fucking Disney Fresh. It's cohesive.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
I never used Disney Plus. Do they even have horror
stuff on there that isn't like from a show.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
They have like I don't want to say like adult content,
but they have things that are and up on there.
I don't actually know if they have anything R rated,
but they definitely.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Think about what they all own. They have to own
some properties in the world. Well, that's what I'm saying,
is I said that there has to be some outhar
I just don't know if Disney Plus has a horror section,
but if they don't allow anyone else to stream it,
then where else the fuck they're going to do it?
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
When we're recording this, it is still spooky times spoiler
alert guys, to just kind of you know, break the
third wall the fourth.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Wall rather always spoopy times in my life, true, I
go to.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
The Halloween section all the time, and there's nothing in
there that I would be like, guys, you can't watch
that to my two very small children.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Which makes sense. That actually doesn't surprise me one bit.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah, but Disney's got their hand in everything. But it
was video on demand. I here's the thing. Those things
on Disney Plus. I feel like you have to pay
extra for so special effects is fuse FX, industrial pixel FX,
factory FX and picture mill. It was filmed from January
twenty fifth, twenty twenty one, to March fifth, twenty twenty one.

(21:04):
Some taglines for the film it's not for everyone and finally,
love you to Pieces in all caps. It's not for
everyone works if you go into it not knowing. Here's
the thing. I don't like when taglines or just things
automatically give away what's about to happen. So it's not

(21:26):
for everyone. Gets like B plus ish B maybe a
solid B. Love You to Pieces a fucking D. I
don't like that gives too much away. But anyway, what's
the budget bat.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Fifteen to twenty million?

Speaker 2 (21:41):
And what was the gross?

Speaker 4 (21:42):
No idea doesn't say great. I'm guessing because it goes
it went straight to streaming, and it's it's hard to
quantify what it made, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Ooh, fancy word for a fancy man.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
It's the second week in Earl that I've used a
school word.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
What was the last one?

Speaker 4 (22:00):
It's the one that you really hate juxtaposition?

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Oh yeah, it's just not the best, all right, So
let's just hop into the plot of this film real quick. Noah,
a woman from Portland, is increasingly disillusioned with online dating
and the rude men. She encounters a man calling himself Steve,
flirts with her at a supermarket and then they exchange numbers. Now,
up until this point, Noah had just gone on a

(22:26):
horrendous date. Matt. If I were to ask you, what
was the worst date you've ever been on, does anything
like immediately pop into your head?

Speaker 5 (22:35):
No?

Speaker 4 (22:35):
I mean you have to keep in mind, I am
a horribly awkward human being. Before I met Melissa, I
was not what some would like to call smooth with
the ladies, So I didn't really do many dates. There's
one that comes to mind, but it was getting home
to get to the date that was horrible, not the
date itself, so that doesn't really count. Yeah yeah, and

(22:57):
every bad story I can think about from girlfriends as
a result of we were already dating and I did
something dumb like clog and overflow my parents' toilet.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
That may actually be my worst nightmare. If that were
to happen, I would climb out the pace and you'd
never hear from me again. I'd block you and the
yeah yeah yeah, Now just a refresher real quick, did
she have to come out and be like guys?

Speaker 4 (23:22):
She pulled me aside, and she just said, Hey, the
toilet overflowed. What do you want me to do? And
I said, there's a closet full of fucking towels. Clean
this shit up, literally, and then I just was met
with a pillowcase full of shit water soaked towels. And
then my dear old father had to snake the toilet.
My mom blamed it on me for like five years

(23:43):
before I told them what really happened. Oh my god, yep, I.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Know that wasn't the original question, but still I think
that might be the worst thing to ever happen to
any person ever.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
She left her boyfriend to date me too, and then
she wanted to move in and I said no, and
then I broke there. And then she used to tell
me about how she'd have computer problems, so I'd go
over there and fix it and just lay on her
bed and cry.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
She would just lay on her bed and cry. I
thought you met you, and I was like, why would
you do that? Did you break up with her because
she clogged the toilet? Be real?

Speaker 4 (24:13):
No, I broke up with her because I just it
wasn't She wasn't the per like. I didn't like her anymore,
you know what I mean, Like the problem at that time,
I was like twenty one, so it was like the
thrill of that chase was like as soon as I
got it, then I just got disinterested very quickly. That's
just that's how I was at that point. You told
you I never dated anyone longer than a year until

(24:34):
I met Alissa. That's been sixteen years in one week
and counting. I mean as of recording this in counting. Yeah,
I mean I could fucking walk outside and have a
heart attack and don't say that you could do the same.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Don't say that either.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
I didn't say I wanted to happen.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
I don't even tell you. I almost got t bone
the other day and like literally had my fucking life flash.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Did you know that a t bone steak is just
two different stakes with the bone in it?

Speaker 2 (24:56):
I do.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Now.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Do you know getting tee bone by another car might
fucking kill you.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Depounds on what side their teebone are you from?

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Uh, well, it wouldn't have killed me, but it sure
as hell would probably killed my girlfriend. But like he
was in he was fully in the wrong.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Well it like almost so nobody died tea boned.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, and my car remained unscathed. Everybody's good. That would
be actually delightful, but I would have to say not
that you're asking. My worst date was with a dude
who claimed to be related to people who invented a
specific type of jelly that you put on a peanut

(25:34):
butter and jelly sandwich. He told me that he was
related to the Smucker family. His last name was Schmucker,
and he's like, well, they took out he took They're like,
they took out some leggers because it sounded you know, offensive,
Smuckers sounds better, and I'm like, okay, sure, I'll buy that. Whatever.
We had a very you know, adorable meet cute. You know,
he walked into my art history night class that I

(25:55):
was taking in college. He would never he would show
up for the first day and this woman never took
roal call, and then she would only take a role
on test day and that's when he would show up
because all you needed was one person to take the
notes and you had the test. He came in for
our first test and like saw me and just kept

(26:16):
staring at me and like turning around like this is
a word. And then he was actually in the next class,
and he sat next to me and was like, oh,
I'm so and so, and I was like, oh, hi,
and mind you. Jackie was in this class with me,
and at this time in my life, she was just
like girl, get it all the time. Like she was
just like fucking trying to like egg me on all

(26:38):
the time because I was a very shy person, and
so started texting him, started hanging out with him at school.
We go out a date. I do not remember what
we did. I think we went out to dinner. I
don't remember, but it was boring whatever it was. Then
he took me back to his house, which was a
fucking mansion because his family was rich. His dad was
like eighty years old when he was born. He took

(27:00):
me to his room and then poured me a screwdriver
and it was literally ninety percent vocket and like literally
a spit of orange juice. And he was just like,
would you like a drink? I was like, absolutely not,
because I was like nineteen at the time. He then
tried to show me his weights. He's like, yeah, I
can lift all that. I'm like cool. And then this

(27:20):
was the highlight. He looks at me. He kind of
like looks left, and he looks right, and mind you
were the only people in his fucking dungeon looking mansion home,
which was very fucking frightening. They had like no lights
on in the house at all. It was creepiest shit.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
You don't get rich by leaving the lights on all
the time.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
You're not wrong. They don't get coffee every day from
Starbucks and they keep all the lights off. That's how
they can live in Brynathan, Pa. But so, mind you,
we're the only people in the house. He looks left,
he looks right, like there's people around in his bedroom
that isn't me that, you know, Like we're in a
fucking crowd. And he's like, well, if you don't want
to drink, would you like some marijuana? And I was like,

(27:58):
I would like to go to the fuck home?

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Can I interest you in this marijuana cigarette?

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Basically that's exactly how he said it. And I was like,
I number one, don't trust that. He might as well
have been like, hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?
And then just shoved it in.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Like does this rag smell funny?

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Because I was texting my one friend, I was like,
you might have to come fucking get me, and he
was like, where the fuck are you? And this is
before you could like just drop your location to people.
Oh yeah, fifteen sixteen years ago. I probably had like
an iPhone too. And eventually he takes me back to
my house, to Mike's house. He basically made out with

(28:36):
my nose and I like ran into the house and
my dad was like, do that dude just kiss you
on my front porch. I was like, he kissed my
fucking like bridge of my nose. He's like, fucking dork,
and then I that was my worst take ever. It
was awful. So it was awful.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Since we're sharing stories and I already told you this
about the Elvis impersonator, yes, so I mean we're just
we're airing funny stories. And nowt in the whole world
can hear this one. But TLDR mostly because I have
not told friend of the show Seth that I had
forgotten too, so now he will hear this in six
weeks when this comes out. But we played his show
in Appleton and at our spot here and afterwards I

(29:14):
was standing outside and this guy comes up to me
in a crushed bread velvet jacket, no undershirt and two
gold chains, and I don't remember what he says, but
I just remember looking at him and I said, are
you a fucking drug dealer from Miami? Like what's your deal?
And then he goes, no, I just got off the plane.
He goes, I just landed at at W which is
the airport call letters here from my residency in Las

(29:35):
Vegas where I'm an Elvis impersonator at Caesar's Palace. I
was like, Okay, weird, you look like Elvis when he
fucking ate sandwiches and pills all the time. But may
I'm just gonna let you kind of talk. Kept talking.
Turns out Harry Styles has the hots for him. Harry
Styles gave him a table, front row table and bottle
service at his show at also Caesar's Palace, because at

(29:56):
this point he's now at the Flamingo. Harry Styles is
at Caesars. Pass Els told me about how him and
Harry Styles we're gonna fuck, but he couldn't because they
just met. And I the worst part about is I
kept feeding into it because he was, yeah, you know,
he just kept you know, I just only wanted to
a picture. I said, dude, that means next time you're
going to get that HSD like I don't know what
to tell you, and the whole he kept rubbing my shoulder.

(30:18):
So it's like, I'm by this point very well aware
that he is hitting on me to some extent.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
I'm very well aware of the effect I have on women.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Yeah, so I've told I've now at this point mentioned
my wife multiple times. He's still talking. The two people
I'm with are just like, all right, well we got
to go, and I'm like, god, damn it. So I
finally was just like, dide I to go home, and
he goes, no, you need another beer, and I said,
I have a thirty minute drive into the country. I'm
going home. And then I said it's very nice meaning you.
I hope you have a great night, and I had
fucking laughed. Fast forward to Tuesday, when I was at

(30:47):
work telling two of my coworkers this story not definitely
drinking at lunch, and one of them just goes, oh,
this guy and pulls up a news article about how
he was an elvis in person here who did a
single show at a bar in downtown Apple him and
his LGBTQ plus and autistic, and I'm like, okay, this
makes a lot of fucking sense. But at one point

(31:08):
I was like, I think he just went to a
Halloween party and had a bunch of drink and he goes, well,
I was fucking I'm gonna live this life. So I
was like, gonna poop poo on his parade. But now
I'm just telling the internet about this guy. I will
not say his name, but you have enough information to
just fucking figure it out if he really wanted to.
But it was, oh yeah, it was the only way
to end that fucking night because it was a goofy.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Goofy day, goofy day for a goofy boy.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Yep. I was gonna start talking about something else, but
we're like in the middle of talking about the movie,
and I don't need to sidetrack. It's more than I
need to.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
We're not even in the middle of talking about the movie.
I literally got to her date with the dude at
the very, very very beginning because it was so awful.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
It was it truly wasn't it was. It was a
pretty funny way to start the movie. So I know
we had talked previously. You asked if I watched this movie.
I said no, But as soon as I started watching it,
I remembered I have seen this, but I don't remember
like key points or how it ends. I just remembered
watching this movie. So little seat.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
For all seat.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
So, she meets Steve at the supermarket and they exchange numbers.
This is after her horrible date with the dude who
basically made her pay for her half and then stole
over leftovers, which a fuck. Immediately, I will spit on
them and be like Dipsy's. On their first date, the
two form a bond and half sex. After several dates,
Steve invites Noah for a weekend getaway to surprise to

(32:24):
a surprise destination. Sorry you can't see this because this
is an auditory podcast, but Matt was doing the whole
and finger jam very suggestive gestures. Against the advice of
her best friend, Molly fucking Molly's a queen, Noah agrees,
planning to travel early the following day. Noah spends the
evening at Steve's luxury home, but he drugs her cocktail

(32:47):
and she collapses. Oh no, man, we come from a
different time. After a couple of dates, if someone's like,
let's go away together, the service is going to be awful.
I'm like, you're gonna try and kill me a thousand percent,
and I feel like.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
If we haven't had this conversation, I'll be kind of shocked.
But like I often real world stories. So when I
was out in Buffalo their Dear friend Litter after the
Summer's burlesque show, they were talking about one of the
girls was parked across the street and they were like, oh, well,
let's all walk over there, and I was just like,
why don't you just fucking walk. I always forget about
the fact that I am an imposing sized white man

(33:24):
and don't have to worry about this shit. So eventually
I was just like, fuck it, let's go, and I
walked over to her car, and I'm like, oh, it's
going to bother you when i'm with you. And then
they were like that these are things that I just
don't think about. So it's always interesting to get the
female perspective or someone else's perspective on these things that
just never crossed my mind. We've talked about various topics
of the same thing multiple times.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
So yeah, there's a scene when she's walking to her
car where there's a guy literally holding like a baby
or like a cat or something and she puts her
keys and like I was talking to Brooke about it.
I was like, I can guarantee you Doude or no
Brook even side to me. She's like, I can guarantee
you that dudes watching this will have no idea why
she's acting that way. I was like, yeah, I'm sure

(34:04):
you have been in a situation where you're like, I'm
mildly uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
But just because I have a massive penis doesn't mean
I ge're uncomfortable in public.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
God yeah, I mean most people I know that our
female have been in situations where they've just been very uncomfortable.
They put keys in between their fingers, ready to fucking
wolverine a bitch. It's just the reality that we live in,
and it's you know whatever. But I do, like I
remember walking to breakfast with you in Chicago, and the
day before I had been walking to the same breakfast

(34:36):
place and there was a man we walked through a
park that was violently vomiting. I would probably say six
gallons of water and other mesh was coming out of
this man. And I don't know, I can't imagine he's
still alive. But then the next day we're walking through
the same park and I almost said something, but I

(34:58):
literally looked at you, having just met you for the
first time, like the day before. I was like, yeah, no,
it's gonna bot the rest in this park. So we're
all good.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
So I feel like someone. People have made comments. Oh
it was a wrest I was a wrestling thing. I
had to walk out to my car and one of
the guys in a roster who like Shane's a big
fucking farm bred country boy who drives a truck, Like
I don't want to fuck with Shane, even though I
know he's the sweetest human being ever. Yeah, I walked
past his truck and on the way back in, he

(35:27):
goes out and he goes, you know, he goes, you
look like a bad motherfucker sometimes and I'm like, what
are you talking about? He goes, I saw you walking,
and I just thought I wouldn't fuck with that guy.
And it's like, I'd make myself look imposing. So I
don't have to do shit, because if you know me,
shit ain't gonna happen. Like, I'm not gonna do anything
unless I really really have to, and I don't want
to have to figure that out.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
No, I get you. Noah awakens and keptivity chain to
the floor. Steve explains that he is a butcher of
human meat, which he both consumes and sells to wealthy clients,
revealing himself as a sociopathic, gastronomic hannibal that is a mouthful.
He reg regularly lures and abducts young women as his

(36:07):
clients prefer their meat. He informs Noah that he will
keep her alive as long as possible in order to
keep her meat fresh, as he intends to surgically remove
pieces of her body over time. I would snap my
own necks so fast. Noah speaks to a woman named Penny,
who is being held captive in an adjacent cell, who
says that she has suffered multiple meat harvests and that

(36:31):
another woman, Melissa, has gone insane. Noah attempts to escape
when given an opportunity to shower, and Steve harvest's meat
from her buttocks as punishment. Now, I thought she was
going to go through this relatively unscathed. The man took
her whole ass.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Yeah, but did you notice later that she still had
an ass like They've made no attempts to make it
look like she had no longer has an ass.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
True, I'd like to make in my mind. I tried
to kind of like ignore that away by saying, like, well,
he probably she has a surgical bandage wrapped around her, asked.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
With past one hundred percent, and they had her. She
was wearing mostly pretty baggy clothing on purpose to kind
of hide it, but once in a while, I would
like the gown would huck. It's not like this girl
was fucking dump trucks McGee to begin with. She's a
tiny white girl, but yeah, hey man.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Meanwhile, Molly becomes concerned about Noah's disappearance and begins investigating
with her friend paul, a bartender who served Noah and
Steve on their first date. After searching online, Molly discovers
Steve is actually Nate. Holy shit, Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
So the next paragraph, I'm leaving this in the next
paragraph on the Wikipedia has the word fillatio, and my
mouth accidentally hovered over it.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Doud hover over it?

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Right? So the cartoons is that?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Wikipedia, when they highlight words that link to other Wikipedia
pages have imagery and stuff. Now and I just got
a face full felatio like look. Her hair is even brushed.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Over even they have the pubes on the underside of
the balls, right around the taint too.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
I know, I'm so taken, aback, I hate everything about that.
You're still looking at it.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Lasia is an oral sex act consisting of the stimulation
and the penis by using the mouth oral stimulation of
the scroto mail so be team termed filatio, or colloquially
as tea bagging. That's not true. If you t bag
a woman, you put your balls on her face.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Let's all go to the lobby.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
Let's all go to the lobby.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Let's all go.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
To the lobby to get ourselves a treat. I like you, No,
I like you.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
All right.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
Now, I want you to listen to me very carefully.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Okay, you're listening to me. Nah, there you are.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
I'm gonna tell you now. I'm gonna sell you meat.
People pay me a lot of money for it, and
you're here and weird shit like that.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
It's a thing.

Speaker 6 (39:23):
So I'm not gonna kill you right away, because the
fresher they meet, the better. So I'm gonna keep you
alive for as long as I can unless you act up,
all right, but listen until then, I'm gonna take care

(39:44):
of you, and I'm gonna cook for you. I'm actually
a really good cook.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
You don't know it yet.

Speaker 6 (39:48):
As long as you don't act up, nothing that has
to happen.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
All right.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
After searching a line, Molly discovers that Steve is actually
named Brendan and is married to a woman named Anne,
with whom he has children. Molly visits and informs her
of Brendan's apparent affair. Brendan arrives and denies any knowledge
of Noah when questioned by Molly. As she leaves, Molly recall.
Molly calls Noah's phone, which begins ringing in Brendan's pocket, and,

(40:14):
realizing he has been exposed, knocks Molly unconscious in a
shower scene and is shown to have a prosthetic leg.
So hint, hint, nudge nudge. Ann is also a victim
of cannibalistic human trafficking, but for whatever reason, Steve got
liking to her, so he kept her and her nubbin.

(40:34):
Noah learns from Penny that she's the only She's the
only prisoner to have had sex with Brendan. She makes
herself more alluring and pretends to be curious about the
taste of human meat. Brendan invites her to share a
gourmet dish of human meat with him, which Noah pretends
to enjoy but secretly vomits up. Now, if you were imprisoned,
would you eat spaghetti bolonnaise that was made of man

(40:58):
sausage to survive?

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Like?

Speaker 2 (41:00):
What are the lengths that you would go to to survive?

Speaker 4 (41:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
I wish daily for an asteroid to just take me out.
I may just be like, you know what, man, just
kill me.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Now, just take my man meat, kill me.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Now, take my sick ass pen and make some broadwurst
out of it.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
These bull testicles are delicacy.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
I had to explain to my dad. Would rocky Mountain
oysters were this weekend? Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:26):
That's what it was. I was trying to think of
the fucking name that Dwight called it, Rocky Mountain oysters.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
Oh okay, wow, fucking interesting how that worked out. But yeah, yeah, oh.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
These are delicious. What are these rocky mountain oysters?

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Michael?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
There are bull testicles? I love that, you sick freak?
Oh my god. Him calling Dwight a sick freak is
probably one of my favorite lines. After she vomits Meanwhile,
Brendan takes Molly away for harvesting. Brendan invites Noah to
a formal dinner, providing her a pink dress to wear.
Between dishes, Brendan shows Noah a concealed case containing the

(42:00):
belongings of two dozen victims. Amongst the trophies, Noah recognizes
Molly's phone. Following dinner and dancing, Noah persuades Brendan to
have sex with her and lets her perform fillatio on him.
She injures him by biting him. This was actually a
news story that came out once where a girl got
kidnapped and the dude tried to get her to perform
fillatio on him, and she bit his dick off and

(42:22):
then escape through the hotel bathroom window. Good honor.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Yeah, I'd say pro tip if you ever get picked
up by your dude, you're kidnapped and you need to
get out. Is offered to blow him one hundred percent,
and he's not going to say no, because we're dumb animals.
Bite the dick and run one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
I was when I was watching this movie, I was like,
that's a one hundred percent what she should do. Lure
him into sex bite his dick off. Actually, can you
google how much pressure it would be up?

Speaker 4 (42:49):
Yep, this is what the show has come to.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
It has Noah helps Molly and Penny escape their cells
while Brendan attempt tends to his injury after using the
dumbway to carry multiple amputee Penny out of the basement.
The three fight Brendan in the kitchen, then escape into
the woods while an erratic Brendan pursues with a handgun.

(43:13):
What information do you got for me?

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Oh, I'm doing an age verification, please hold holding.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
In the meantime, Paul becomes concerned when Molly doesn't respond
to his messages and follows the location of her phone
to Brendan's house. However, he questions what he is doing
and drives away upon hearing gunshots. I have never seen
this in a movie, and I fucking laughed real hard
the fact that he rolled up. You think he's going
to be the Knight in shining armor. And he was
like a fucking a peace out and reversed out of

(43:41):
there real quick.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
While listening to Danny Brown.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
While listening to Danny Brown, the.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Worst part is, well, this whole thing is happening. I
was just like, oh shit, that's Danny Brown.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Yeah, there you go. Have you found the information we're
looking for? How much pressure it would take the human
to bite off a penis?

Speaker 4 (43:57):
I have not phoned how much, but he and bite
can the average human can bite with one hundred and
sixty pounds of force?

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Type in how much force can a human penis take?
Because like you can rip an ear off with like
two pounds of pressure.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Force can testicles take I'll take that fifty fifty pounds
or more can rupture a test She.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Could have ripped him clean off. Man, she could have
castrated that motherfucker girl missopportunity. So in the woods, Noah,
Molly and what changed testicles?

Speaker 4 (44:31):
A penis and the top AI overview. The penis can
stand a lot of force. When erect, I mean, I guess.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
I hope you're incognito. I am always so.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
The tensile strength of a penis somewhere between ten and
thirty MPa, whatever the fuck that means. Either way, if
you have a boner, the second teeth hit it, you're
gonna lose set direction. It quickly will become flaccid as
she snacks upon your hog. Yeah, I'm guessing you could

(45:01):
probably pretty easily bite through a dick. Let's find a
homeless person. Give me twenty bucks to figure this one out.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
You're biting the dick in the woods, Noah, Molly, and
Penny attack Brendan again, with Noah taking the gun and
shooting Brendan dead. Anne arrives and finds Brendan's body, ordering
a companion to put it to put it in the
walk in freezer. An encounters Noah in the woods and
tries to strangle her, but Noah stabs Anne in the

(45:27):
neck with car keys. Fuck you. Circle back to the
car keys. As Anne recovers and attempts to strangle Noah again,
Molly bludgeons Anne to death with a shovel. Noah and
Molly relax at last, and Noah receives a booty call
text from the toxic man she dated before Brendan. A
mid credit scene depicts five of Brendan's clients in a
white room, seated at a table with bleeding human meat

(45:49):
at the center. I actually miss the mid credit scene
because sometimes I don't expect them. So we learned a
little bit new.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Something new right now. If you want me to see something,
make it before the fuck credits. The credits tell me
that shit's over.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
One PC, We're we're from the eighties and the nineties.
When the movie is over, it's fucking over. The first
time I ever saw a post credit scene was in
a fucking Pixar movie when they added animated bloopers to
the end of the fucking movie. That was it, Stop
this shit. Yeah, like Toy Story two had bloopers at
the end of it. It was great. They actually had

(46:23):
to remove one once it came to Disney Plus because
they made a uh what's that called, uh the casting
couch joke. Oh yeah, yeah, where like a perverted older
dude was like talking to two barbies. I was like,
you might want to take that out. So, now that
we got through the plot, I'm gonna give this movie

(46:44):
a straight up yay. It kind of it's it more
borderlines on horror than it does humor, but it did
have great moments of humor peppered into it. Molly was
a great comic relief in the movie of just her
constant distrust of not only men, but just Molly's decisions
and being like, girl, you's fucking trure. The levity of
the conversations between uh Steve and Noah, even when in

(47:09):
captivity like he was, he was a goofball. He's literally
dancing around and blaring music as he's cutting people up
and dining on people. It's fucking wild how someone could
be so disassociated from the reality of what he's doing
these like horrendous actions. So it does definitely fall into
the horror comedy a genre.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
So yea from me, Yeah, I'm gonna year or also
it's almost like a little too much of a love
story for me, But there's enough horror and like other
shit and like minor humorous segments and reactions and shit
that made it that made it worthwhile. And like like
I said earlier, as I had seen it, I forgot
I saw it, but as soon as I started watching it,
and I remembered, but I couldn't remember if I liked

(47:53):
it or hated it. Certainly something that I would recommend
to people. I don't know if it's necessarily something that
I would like watch again anytime soon. Not in a
bad way. Sure, there's just my argument is always there's
so much other shit to watch, like it doesn't really
necessitate a rewatch for any other reason. But I would
not shy away from recommending it to other people.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
There, it is all right, now that you have our ratings,
let's go into some monster renewshes real quick. I actually
don't think there's that many. The title of the movie
and intro credits do not appear until thirty three minutes
into the movie.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
I did notice that.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
I know, I sometimes I don't know this, or I
don't pay attention, or I think like I missed it
because you know, you know, I look away, or I
looked at my phone real quick, and I'm like, Okay,
the title sequence must have come up our already, but
it didn't. And I really actually enjoyed this title sequence
quite a bit. Mimi Cave's directorial debut. This is the
first film released under Walt Disney Studio's Motion pictures to

(48:50):
be rated are eighteen plus in Australia.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Huh, there it is.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Jojo T. T. Gibbs broke the top of her heel
bone in a take with Sebastian Stan after she jumped
and landed on the floor while she was chained to it.
This scene was in the first cut of the movie,
but was Lager dismissed. Although none of this movie was
filmed in Portland. The GPS screenshot Paul takes of Molly's
location is of the Portland area, and the pin is

(49:17):
set to the Plumper Pumpkins Patch and tree farm in
the West Hills area. When Noah and Steve are having
dinner about seventy five minutes into the movie, the song
playing in the background is a cover of Radiohead song
Exit Music for a Film, performed by the Vitamin String Quartet.
When Noah is having short ribs, Steve declines trying some

(49:37):
because he doesn't eat animals and is suspiciously eager to
see Noah eat a lot, trying to fatten her up.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
When Noah and Steve first meet in the supermarket, a
large sign in the background is shown above Noah that
says fresh Meats. The sign is foreshadowing Noah will be
the new slash Fresh victim of Steve's cannibalistic business. Penny
tells Noah, I hope he fucking referring to Steve. When
Noah and Steve have dinner together for the first time.
The song we hear in the background is the instrumental version,

(50:06):
but lah, we just said this, Who's closing lines In
the original vocal version that Radiohead sings are we hope
that you choke, that you choke, repeated three times. I
love that some foreshadowing, and this is the last manuch
for you. After their date, when Steve and Noah pause
after kissing and Noah asks if she can get him
a drink or something to heat to eat, he responds

(50:28):
by saying, just you, ah, creepy motherfucker. I mean, clearly,
when you watch this movie, you know from the get
go that he's probably gonna be the bad guy. I again,
like I go into movies sight unseen for the most part,
so I wasn't sure if she was going to like
fall in love with him and then like it was
gonna be like a Barbie and Ken duo where they,

(50:51):
you know, fucking cannibalize people. I was happy to see
that it turned out quite differently. All right, well, you
have our ratings, you have our fuckable items, you have
our plot, you have all the information we can give you.
This is actually a super long episode compared to our
usual ones, by at least fifteen twenty minutes. We hope

(51:12):
you enjoy. This was the penultimate. The next episode is
literally the last humor horror movie of the season before
we take a month hiatus and come at you with
a new season, which I'm fairly starting. I've revealed multiple
times over the course of this last season, but we'll
talk about that more on the final episode of the
Humor Horror season. We will see you on the next one.

(51:37):
Ay bye bye. Who the hell is that?

Speaker 5 (51:53):
Eh?

Speaker 4 (51:53):
What?

Speaker 6 (51:57):
What?

Speaker 5 (52:01):
He's married?

Speaker 3 (52:06):
One was married

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