March 17, 2025 • 39 mins
Happy Saint Patrick's Day! Enjoy this bonus episode of Monster Madness where Matt and Erika try their luck out with 1993's Leprechaun!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello there, fellow Monster Madness Schools and Goblins. You're currently
hearing the voice of a girl with no name, and
it's here with very very clear intentions to sound the alarm.
Before you listen any further, beware that frightful spoilers and
deliciously explicit language Liah And for once you find yourself
in the midst of those telltale bumps in the night,
in the haunting house of host laughter and cinematic judgment,
(00:22):
there is no turning back jus wise the.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Health health that's happening.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
The attack is on o Crady Farm.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I send help. The lepricaun is attacking.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Army, Navy, guns, marines.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Okay, thanks, my share.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Just got a call from Ozzy, says the leprechain is attacking.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Well, what was the last week? It was a.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
UFOs No, that was Bigfoot, don't learn about Flazy good
boy a leprecha.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Hi, Hello and welcome to this week's episode of Monster Madness,
a podcast dedicated to all sorts of creatures features and
be up. I'm Erica and joined with me is a
man who would definitely try to steal a leprechaun's gold
and immediately regret it. My buddy boy met.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I don't know if i'd regret it, I'd be super
fucking rich.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Not if the Leprechaun kills you, but I'd be rich.
Then I would be rich because I would hope you
would leave me something, and then the.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Leprekwonn would kill you.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
No, I think if it changes hands, it doesn't matter.
As long as he killed his man. I think we're good.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh, fair enough, as long as I take the gold
and then transfer it into offshore annuities. I think that
was a sentence that's.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Correct, sounds smart, so let's just go with it.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, I'm smart.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
You can find monster madness on all your favorite pockets,
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We're everywhere. Just look at the show notes, follow us,
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(02:11):
me more movies to torture Matthew with. Please, thank you manners.
Matt just jiggled his boobs.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I was kind of like a piss shiver but not
a pis shiver because I just pissed.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
What's a piss shiver?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You've never had a piece of bad that you get
a shiver? Have you ever heard a piece of beout
your backwards? Yes? Okay, so just making sure that you're in.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
A human Oh that's all you got. Okay, I thought
there was a further insult. Anyway, this is a special
bonus episode of Monster Badness. Hopefully it comes out on time.
But before we get into the hubbub, have your hebes
been GMT at all this week?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Matt? Yeah, I mean in multiple ways. So if this
comes out on time, we are celebrating my second favorite holiday,
Holliday's favorite, but Saint Patrick's Day is very close to me.
I love corn, beef and cabbage. I love Irish whiskey.
I'm currently drinking Jameson and ginger Ale that comes in
premixed cans that I've been hanging on to for just
(03:11):
this very moment. So by the end of this things
might get very messy, but that is that's what you're
here for. Outside of that, so I did uh. I
got two mystery boxes of International snacks which hit or miss.
I had some really good like chicken kebab pringles. I
(03:34):
can't remember a country that came from. Those were good.
I got like hot lazed potato chips from China. Those
were fucking really good. I got these weird hershey popcorn
like wafer things from China. Those are fucking insane. International
candy is less sweet than like US candy. So it's
just you feel less like a bag at Dick's eating it.
Like an entire giant King's eye candy bars like five
(03:57):
hundred calories and I'm guessing here it's got to be
a least a thousand.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
What what was the thing?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
What? Just like a king sized candy bar? So it's
like a king sized salted caramel Hershey's candy bar. It
was like five hundred or something for the whole thing.
I might be wrong. I'm just saying international candy is
just a little bit better.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Well, yeah, because it's actual ingredients. A king sized bar
of like a crunch bar is three hundred and eighty calories.
What about Hershey's though three and seventy Now a king size.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I know, I know you're not wrong. I know you're
not lying to be I just that that seems that
seems off egregious either way, International candy taste better there
you go, kell or something count You just shit them out.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
My fuckable item, hebe g bed. Crickety jim Dy's is
actually a based on your.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Suggestion, cricketed Jiminey's.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
It's gonna change every time good, it says on my notes,
it literally says, does it fuck slash have our hebes
been gebi slash jubidy crieck titties. That's what it literally says.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
So can keep keep in front of the show, Seth gassing.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
You're never gonna know, Seth what erm.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Is gonna make him uncomfortable this week?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
And yet he still comes back, You loyal son.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Nam and I have had these conversations. He's here for
the long haul, and I appreciates that about him me too.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I enjoy his comments quite a bit. Golden Seracha Dorio's.
I finally found them. I demolished the.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I hate how fucking good they are. I went through
a second bag. I forgot one. Sorry. The sour cream
and funyan funions there it is so good. They were delightful.
If you see them. I highly recommend him. I found
him at a Circle k which I don't know if
those reach farm wide or not, but that's where I
found him. So anyway, sorry, back to your golden Seracha
(05:53):
durts No, I don't have really.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Much to say except that they were great and it
inspired me to actually add a hebe gb section in
our discord. So if you're a Discord fan, you can
come into our discord and tell us about what has
he beat your gud's, hopefully with pictures. And also, we
have a precious fluf I think in our discord section precious.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Flufs do we uh shock, we don't.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Oh my god, we need No, we don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
And I'm looking at it too. I was trying to
give you them. Jesus.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I will be adding up precious that's in finer things,
that's in the finer things.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh that's why.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Okay, which I don't I barely use anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I will likely post a picture of my red velvet
sour dough that I'm making.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
There it is. See you guys. If you want to
know what that looks like, join our discord. But yeah,
those fucking are great Golden Saracha. I actually when I
opened the bag and smell them, I'm like I don't
know if I'm gonna vibe with these, And then that
seasoning touched my tongue and I never looked back. That
may have been what possibly killed me.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Did a whole New World start playing when you it?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
It did full orchestra too. It was really strong, actually
shocks you know a Disney song? Wow, it's all yeah,
Louie Armstrong over here.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I bet you don't know that I was a mouth wizard.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I hate that. So today, on this special bonus episode
of Monster Madness, we're gonna try our luck with nineteen
ninety three's Leprechaun about the morning we land.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Now, I finish what I mean you want Blue Creet,
son of a bitch. I've got the last cold corn.
(08:01):
I swallow it. It's in my stomach, the nasure Benny Eye,
what oh boy, I fucked the dog on this. I
should have lined up an interview with Dylan.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Oh that's okay.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Well it was doing late, but he said, do you
do it? So I'll make it happen.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
But we're gonna ge Dylan Postle on the show. Guys.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I mean I did eat sushi with him on Tuesday exactly.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Anyways, I just need I just need him to wear
one of our t shirts. Want well, I'll I gotta
redo the merch. But once we get a new merch,
I gotta again my shirt. I actually do have to
send him a shirt because he sent me a shirt
with his face on it, So I'll send him a
shirt with our stuff on it.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's fine. He did. He did his rough around your
promo and a drum the life card shirt. So he's
down for the cause. So I love it.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I need him, yeah. So Leprechaun is rated are It
filmed from October nineteen ninety one to November of nineteen
ninety one. It was released on January eighth, nineteen ninety three.
It is a horror comedy in fit film as a
runtime of ninety two minutes. It was directed by Mark Jones.
It was also written and created by him. It was
(09:08):
produced by Trimark Pictures and distributed by the same company.
Music is done by Kevin Kiner and Robert J.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Walsh.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
We have special effect artists Gabe bart Toulouse, Good Job Gabe.
Our main cast is Warwick Davis, Jennifer Aniston, Ken Oldland,
Mark Holton, Robert Hi Gorman, John Sanderford and Shaye duffin.
We only have a couple taglines for this one. Her
(09:36):
luck just ran out, the luck of the Irish Dot
dot dot just ran out. Your luck just ran out.
That's literally the three. It's the same thing over and
over and over. They're terrible. Do we have a budget, sir?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yes, it was nine hundred thousand American Freedom un which
equates to just over two million dollars.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
And do we know a gross other than.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Your Phase eight point five million, which is nineteen million
dollars in today's unuts.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
The fact that this made less money than an upcoming
episode of Monster Madness, most likely by a lot, is
pretty shocking.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, I don't remember what that one.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Thirty nine million dollars in nineteen.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Seventy six, right, so that mapped out to like two
hundred and twenty million. I'm pretty sure that's what it was.
So yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
We're recording a little last sequence tonight, and we just
did a movie that was not the best. But in
my opinion, it's a little bit clearly Matt does not
feel the same. It grows thirty nine million dollars in
nineteen seventy six, which is about two hundred and twenty
million dollars. Now, so that's fucking bananas and this is
a franchise. This other movie was not. But either which way, Matt,
(11:01):
can you tell us the plot of Leprechaun?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, it's a fucking Leprechaun kills people.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Start, finish, done, fin.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Someone steals his gold, he kills him. In nineteen eighty three,
Dan O'Grady returns to his home in North Dakota from
a trip to his native Ireland, where he has stolen
a leprechaun's pot of gold. After burying the gold, O'Grady
discovers that the leprechaun has followed him home and murdered
his wife. Should end it there it he would have
been like, fuck, yah, pussy tight, I'm free. Then O'Grady
(11:33):
uses a four leaf clover to suppress the lapreachau's powers
and trap him inside of a crate before he can
burn him. The leprecaun and makes how Grady suffer a stroke.
Ten years later, jd Reading and his teenage daughter Tory
rent the O'Grady farmhouse for the summer contract workers. Nathan Murphy,
his ten year old brother Alex, and their dim witted
friend Ozzie Jones help repaint the farmhouse. In the basement,
Ozzi hears the leprechauns cry for helping mistake him for
(11:54):
a child. He brushes the clover off the crate, freeing
the leprechaun. After failing to convince the other that he
met a leprechaun, Ozzi spots a rainbow and chases it,
believing there will be a gold at the end. Alex
accompanies him, fearing that Ozzi might hurt himself. A bag
of one hundred gold coins appears before Ozzy. After Ozzi
tests the gold and accidentally swallows a coin, they stash
it in the old well and plot to keep it
(12:15):
for themselves, hoping to fix Ozzi's brain. At the farm,
the leprechaun lures Jd into a trap by imitating a cat,
biting and injuring his hand. Tory and the others rush
him to the hospital while the leprechaun follows on a tricycle.
Alex and Ozzy visit a pawnshop to see if the
gold is peer and the leprechaun kills the shop owner
for stealing his gold and shines the corpse's shoes Before leaving,
(12:36):
Leprequn steals himself a go cart and goes back to
the farmhouse, getting pulled over by an officer on the
way for speeding. The officer gets chased by the Leprechaun
into the woods and eventually gets killed. Leprechon accurns to
the farmhouse and searches for his gold, shining every shoe
he finds, leaving j D at the hospital. The group
drives from the farmhouse, finding it ransacked. Nathan checks outside
(12:57):
and is injured by a bear trap set by the leprechaun.
Group fights the leprecaun outside, beating him up with sticks
and stones. After finding a shotgun in the farmhouse, they
repeatedly shoot the leprechaun to no avail. They then attempt
to flee the farm, but their truck's engine has been
sabotaged by the Leprechaun. After ramming the truck with a
go cart, the leprechaun terrorizes a group until Ozzi reveals
that he and Alex found the gold. Tory recovers the
(13:19):
bag from the well and gives it to the Leprecaun.
Believing the worst is to be over it, they leave
for the hospital. While counting his gold, the leprecaun discovers
he is missing the coin that Ozzie swallowed. Thinking that
they have tricked him, he menaces them until Ozzie talks
about O'Grady, who was taken to a nursing home after
his stroke. Group distracts the leprechaun by throwing dirty shoes around,
(13:39):
which the leprechaun cannot resist shining, while Tory gets into
her jeep and drives to the nursing home to learn
how to kill him. At the nursing home, the leprecaun
pretends to be O'Grady. After chasing Tory to an elevator.
The leprecaun throws O'Grady down the shaft as Tory flees
before dying. O'Grady tells her that the only way to
kill the leprecaunt is with a four leaf clover, which
(13:59):
happens to grow in a patch outside the farm. Amazing,
Tory returns to the paramouse searches for a clover until
she is attacked by the leprecant. Nathan in an Aussie saber,
Azi reveals that he swallowed the last coin and Leprechaun
wounds him trying to get it before the leprechaun can
kill Ozzie Alec takes a four leaf clover Tory has found,
(14:20):
sticks it in a lot of gum, and shoots it
in the Leprechaun's mouth, causing him to melt away. Leprachun
falls into a well, but a skeleton climbs out continue
menacing the group. Nathan pushes the leprechn back into the well,
blows up the well Leprechaun with gasoline. As the cops
arrive in the morning, the Leprechaun vows his spirit will
not rest until he recovers all of his gold and
(14:42):
seventeen sequels later.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
How many sequels are there? Actually five?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Leprechaunt five sequals leprecn two, Lepricunt three, leprechn four in Space,
Lepricaunt in the Hood, LEPrecon Back to the Hood, and
the twenty fourteen reboots starring my dear friend Dylan. Lepricaunt Origins. Uh,
then Leprechaun Returns came in twenty eighteen Hood seven, so
seven total. I don't know why it said there was
five sequels. Technically, Lapracaun Origins is in a sequel. Lepregaun
(15:12):
Returns is I think actually has Warwick Davis in it.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah, so I've never I had never seen Leprechaun before.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
So I remember the two I remember Ozzie and the Kid.
I don't know if I've ever seen this movie. I
didn't realize or remember that Jennifer Andison was in it.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
And that's because even Alyssa' is like, well, I haven't
seen this since she was in the Shortyhouse said, I
don't know if I've ever seen it front to back.
I know that I've seen Leprechaun in the Hood and
back to the Hood because also the fucking best.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah, no, I've never seen any of The most I've
ever seen of a Leprechaun movie was my brother. And
this is going to date me so much because it's.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Such a weird ten years younger than me.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
But here's the thing, it's like a weird, very like
millennial thing number one as the DVD number two. Do
you remember when they used to like Excel those DVDs
where they're like collections.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, I still have some, No, but I'm.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Not even saying of movies. But like this was a
I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah, yep, it was like I.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Don't even remember what it was. It wasn't like Horror Masters,
but it was just like a DVD he had that
highlighted a bunch of different slasher films. I'm gonna google
it real quick.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we have like it's like twenty
five Horror Icon movies or some shit, and it's just
a stack of DVDs in a big ass box. But
you would often have like the collections, so it'd be
like two DVDs and there'd be like four or five
movies on it.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
It's called literally, I just found it, and I haven't
seen this in probably fifteen years. It's called Boogieyman The Killer,
The Killer Compilation, and it literally has just each chapter because.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Oh shit, yeah, if you don't, if.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
You never really use DVDs, if you're of that generation.
I don't know what our listener demographic is, age wise,
but DVDs us to have chapters, and each chapter was
a different slasher, like you know, Michael Myers, Freddy Blah Blah,
and Leprekahn was on that, and it wasn't even the
first I think he was. I'm pretty sure it might
have been a different one that my brother had, but
(17:13):
I was, yeah, no, I see his face on there,
but I don't even think they did a scene from
Leprechaun one because I did not recall any of it.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Oh, it's greatest scenes from the scariest movies. I suit us.
But why Child's Played two when not Child's Play one?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I remember the scene in Child's Play two from that DVD.
It's when they're in the school and he like comes
out of the closet and he's like smacking his hand
with the ruler and he's about to beat the kid
to death with the ruler. That's actually, oddly oddly, the
only scene I really remember from that DVD, Freddy's, I think,
(17:47):
was when he's chasing Tina. I think that's it. That's
all I really remember. I don't remember what the Friday
the thirteenth was, it was all. It was never from
like the original movies, except I think Halloween was too,
But either which way, Yeah, that's literally the only tidbit
of Leprekhan I ever saw.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
So what you're saying is this DVD is the concert
equivalent to the guys selling half press shirts on your
wack back to the car.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Pretty much? Yeah, pretty much? And you know what's funny
this came out. Let's see, when did that DVD Fuck
come out two thousand and one, two thousand and one,
So I was ten years old when that came out,
and I was I always got a little. It took
me a while to not be scared of horror movies,
so at ten I was still very scared. I remember
my brothers like, watch this, see if you can handle
(18:34):
these clips, and if you can, like, we'll watch these movies.
And I would watch it over and over and over
again to prove to him that I wouldn't. I didn't
get scared, and then I got scared. But that's beside
the point. But yeah, as a whole, I mean, I
gotta be honest with you. You reading the Wikipedia, because
I did not have the wherewithal to write anything about
this movie. I didn't really retain anything except a couple
(18:57):
of like one liners that Jennifer n had where you
can see the budding comedic actress that she is and
the four leaf clover and the fucking terrible green lights
that they just have pointing at the grass. They're like,
this is the green clover patch. That's about it.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
My biggest complaint is, uh, when they were painting the house,
I remember thinking to myself, like Oh yeah, the best
way to portray that someone is working hard painting is
to just paint down their arm. So if you if
you go back to that scene, Jennifer Anison is completely
free of paint other than like three very carefully painted
(19:35):
sections down her arm. Yeah. No. And it's like, if
you're good at painting, you don't get fucking paint anywhere
unless you're like spraying or doing something goofy. But if
you're painting with a brush, like, fuck that. That shit
that annoyed me. I don't know, this movie wasn't great,
like I think, I think like so. The weird thing
(19:57):
is is usually these slasher genres that spattedize one of sequels.
The original is a straight up fucking horror movie, and
then later on they find like a comedic aspect to it. Nightmare.
Now I'm straight not so much Friday the thirteenth, but
shit like that. This was comedy from the get go
and still had seven sequels that came out, or seven
additional movies, origins being the only one that was a
(20:19):
straight up horror movie. Yeah, that's a very bad movie.
But although now that I'm looking at the Wikipedia, it
says originally intended as a straight horror Davis injected humor
into his role and reshoots added increased gore to appeal
to older audiences. So it was meant to be a
comedy movie, but how or excuse me, it meant to
be a straight horror movie. But how do you have
(20:39):
a straight horror movie when your fucking killer is getting
pulled over by a cop driving a go cart?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Yeah, or like vigorously cleaning a shoe and can't kill
anybody because he's got to dust the shoe off, like right?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Which is is that like a thing with leprachuns where
they need to clean shoes.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
I do have a note about folklore regarding leprechauns. Ye leprechaun.
The word comes from other words that I can't pronounce
that means small body or little one. They're actually supposed
to be fairies and not shoemaking tricksters. That was pop
culture that kind of switched them up, But so they're
common characteristics are gold hoarders, tricksters, shoemakers, and folklore, leprechauns
(21:25):
are known as cobblers, constantly making and repairing shoes, possibly
for fairy folk. They're not even some of them aren't
even dressed in green, and they can have magic abilities.
It really there's a kind of a wide berth when
it comes to Leprechauns and what they can and cannot do.
But yeah, there's a legend called the Shoemaker's Revenge. In
some versions of the story, Leprechauns punish greedy humans who
(21:47):
steal from them and often leading them to misfortune rather
than wealth. So I don't know what that has to
do with shoemaking, but yeah, apparently that's like a small
little tidbit. The only thing I knew about leprechauns going
in is that they liked gold and rainbows. This is
gonna sound so weird, but like, I don't know why
like this would wind up on that DVD, because if
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you look at the cover of that DVD, you have
fucking Pinhead on there. You have, you know, Michael Myers,
Freddie Jason, this dude, Like this was not a I
can't imagine going to see this and be like, I'm
fucking terrified. But yet people, some people are of this movie,
and I I don't understand, Well.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
The same as like people that are scared of clowns.
Clowns don't really affect me, even the creepy ones. I
don't get it, but that's I guess that's the beauty
of horror is everyone has their same with fucking weird fetishes.
Everyone has their angle.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Like Brook's sister is absolutely petrified of clowns. So like,
anytime we watch a horror movie and there's a clown
in it, she'll set a picture to her. Like during Halloween,
anytime we saw a decoration, oh yeah, she would just
get sandbagged with pictures of clowns, and every time it
would just be like, you're a fucking asshole. I actually
have a clown. It's packed away at a tucker toe.
It's a Christmas decoration. My grandmother's like, as long as
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I'm alive, do not throw this out. So like now
at this point, I'm afraid if I throw it away,
some bad Juju's gonna come at me. But it's literally
the if I find a picture of it, I'll post
it on our discord and our Instagram. But it's a
Christmas themed clown Christmas decoration. Like it's so unsettling that
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I don't understand how people could have many of these
things in their house, like clowns, don't scare me. But
that is unsettling. If I woke up in my friend's
house or something, or my grandmam's house and I saw
that on a shelf looking down at me, I would
have a hard time going back to sleep. That's all
I'm saying. But for me to kind of just go
like segue into the next segment, this would have to
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get a nay for me. I'm not gonna slay it
and say people don't have can't watch it, or they
shouldn't watch it. It is what it is. The Only
thing I genuinely liked in it was Jennifer Aniston because
I love friends and I could see, like I said earlier,
her budding comedic timing and all that stuff. And within
the almost a year and a half she was catapulted
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to superstardom because of Friends.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
You know what I forgot? What? Who Warwick Davis played
in Star Wars Wicked? Yeah, okay, fine, his ashes came
home today, did he?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
That's good?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Alice is like put him in the thing. So I
just stuffed them in my pocket, fucking because it's when
you come visit it all makes sounds better living and
we have like these shelves, but they're like up on
the ceiling, so it's like I need a stepstool to
get up there. Oh I know, yeah, yeah, so I
had to like take the thing down because she's with uh,
Peter and Booker in the same box.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Yeah, not to bring it down. But if you guys
are on our Instagram, you saw that the monster Man
is fam lost our wicked boy and we miss him
greatly and we love him. But I want to sidebar
into I can't count. I would say this is like
the top three time, like in my life, I've laughed
the hardest. And me and Matt and Alyssa were talking
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in a text message chain and somehow we got in
the conversation of Matt's tattoos and I I said, like,
what's the most painful tattoo that you've ever had? And
you said something to the effect of, you know, I
almost fucking like blacked out when I was getting my
stomach tattooed, and I was like, oh, what do you
have in your stomach? And You're like, oh, dead bunnies,
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And I was like, what elaborate? And you He went
on to tell me that, you know, him and his
wife had bunnies and you know, they passed away, so
he got zombie bunnies on his stomach, showed me a
picture of them. They're fucking great. But before we got
to the point of because what you need to know
about Matt and his wife is that they have animals
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going in and out of that house like a revolving door.
They're both very involved in.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Just you make it sound like we're a fucking weird
animal dealer. No, no, I know, I'm just doing a
hard time. Stop yelling. You're yelling again. It's just always
yelling with you.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I'm sorry, I'm just trying to be nice for a change,
and I'm complimenting you because you are top three. It
made me laugh the hardest of my life. They are
fostering any type of animal you could think of and
finding homes for them and is just a really noble thing.
But so I was like, oh, where are the bunnies now,
thinking that they're in like a cage in the basement,
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and Matt just sends me a picture of a shelf
and it's the most unesthetic fogo ever taken. And I
just see like a little box and he just goes
right there. I laughed, so fucking hard at that because
it was just I was not I completely sandbagged me
because I wasn't expecting them to not be around. And
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two for them to just be in a box in
your living room. It's just, you know, it was just
comedic timing at its finest.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
But I was gonna say, if you're ever in my
living room, you're in the presence of uh fuck, it's
gotta be ten dead animals.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
You know.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Well, we had a we had a you know, four dogs, uh,
a bunch of rabbits. Yeah, so they're up, they're up
in there.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
They have their special spot looking down on everybody.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
For sure. It's not like it's just it's fucking taxing
for me. Dead dog Like they're in tasteful boxes. You
fucking psychopaths. I mean fair, just assume someone's at home
being like, what the fuck is this guy's problem? You're
the problem. I'm not the problem. No.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I totally get it. I totally, I totally understand because
I have never had animals that I've been that attached to,
but now I have, I am, and I totally get it.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
But yeah, it's the whole thing. We can talk about
it now when we're recording.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yeah, absolutely so, Yeah, Matt made me laugh the hardest. Actually,
my fucking cat Billy bade me laugh the hardest I
have ever laughed in my entire life.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Did you shit yourself? No? That, then you haven't laughed
hard enough.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Have you laughed so hard you shit yourself?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I don't know, but I drink a lot.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
I like Jesus, but I drink a little. We're gonna
hop into some Minutia's real quick. There's a handful, uh,
but I don't really care. George Lucas received a special
thanks credit because Warwick Davis was under contract to him
and he gave Davis permission to appear in the movie.
This was fucking the nineties. Why was Warwick like exclusively
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George Lucas's bitch.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I'm that's a great question, but I didn't realize he
was in Phantom, Menace and The Force Awakens and The
Last Jedi and The Rise of Kywalker.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Also, oh yeah, he's in everything. He's in Harry Potter too.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I mean, I knew that, but it's like a I
forgot that Wicked was in the res of Kywalker. What's up?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
I actually don't know if it was Warwick Davis. Yeah, no,
he played Professor Flitwick in Harry Potter. Vern Troyer played.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
A piece of shit. Oh sorry, Mini.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Me yeah, Mini Me played grip Hook, which is another
goblin in the movie. I thought it was Warwick.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Oh, I didn't realize that they were both in Harry Potter.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
I don't actually know if Vern was alive to do
the final one, but.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
He partied. I mean, he died in twenty eighteen, so
it would have been close.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Yeah. I think then he definitely was, because the last
Harry Potter movie came out in two thousand and nine.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I think twenty eight Oh, never mind, I'm not great
at math.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Twenty ten maybe is when the last Harry Potter movie
came out. I think it took nine years from the
whole thing. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
He's you're thinking of a different little person in my
pal Philosopher's Stone. He was grip Hook in Harry Potter
and the Philosopher's Stone Sorcerer's Stone. That's it. So if
there was, if grip Hook existed later, it was someone else.
The voice was by Warwick.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Davis, though he did grip Hook in the final films. Warwick.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Oh, okay, So they used his voice in the first
one vern Troyer as the body, and then they switched
it out.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Okay, yeah, that makes sense. Another fact. Warwick Davis started
to regret making the film, but due to Anniston's labor
success on television, many people rented this film and it
spawned a lengthy series of sequels. Allegedly, it was one
of Warwick's favorite movies. This is Jennifer Aniston's feature film debut.
One year later, she would become a household name as
(30:19):
a part of the ensemble cast of Friends. I'm going
to assume the answer to this question is no. But
you're not a Friends dude, are you.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I'm not not a friend's person. There was a couple
references like the pivot one I will make from time
to time, mostly pivot, and then that gift goes with it. Yeah,
I don't love it. I don't hate it, but like,
I also don't get Seinfeld.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Oh you're not a Seinfeld. Got you don't like it?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I tried Someone's even like started season two and it's like,
I didn't hate it, but I didn't love it. But
I really like Curb your enthusiasm, which is the same
fucking thing with different people, So it's like it. I'm
not opposed to him, I just it didn't catch me
at the right time.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I get you, if you truly want to know who
my father is as a person. If Jerry Seinfeld and
the character of George Costanza, which is basically Larry David
had a baby, that's Michael Snyder. Just so you know,
the man is just something else. I don't even have
(31:24):
words for him. But either which way, this is gonna
be my last MANWS because the rest of these are
pretty repetitive and nothing really of substance. Warwick Davis has
repeatedly accused Jennifer Anison of denying that the film exists.
Anison replied to Davis that she could figure leprech on
her first film success, but her beginnings as an actress
embarrassed her and apologized apologize for ghosting the film. You
(31:46):
see this a lot with actresses mainly who get their start,
which a lot of people do in the horror franchises.
When they get if they're fortunate enough to get some
super stardom, they kind of dial back the fact that
they were horror people. And even Jamie Lee Curtis was
like this for decades. She did not like that she
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was pretty much on the verge of being typecast as
a scream queen for the duration of her life. So
she went and did movies like Trading Places and you know,
cut off her hair and true Lies and blah blah blah.
And then when she got older, it seemed and the
cash wasn't flowing as steadily, she came back and did
(32:29):
those three horror films real fucking quick. But then I've
noticed that she's been doing more dramatic roles too, so
I don't think it was all for nought. But yeah,
she was like not thrilled to be a horror movie girl,
and I don't see why. Like I could see maybe
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this movie Leprechaun being a little embarrassed by especially going
from this to such superstardom with friends. But Jamie Lee
Curtis did Halloween, Halloween too, then the Fog Terror Train
prom Night. She clearly liked what she was doing to
a degree. But I don't know. I mean, that's just
a debate for a different day. But do you think
(33:12):
you'd survive a Leprechaun attack? Like if Dylan came up
to you right now and like punched you in the nuts.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Okay, so most days I see.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Him, Yeah, does he baltap you when he's easy?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Everyone? Once in a while, not a ton.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
That's an unfair advantage there.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I will I will say the funniest thing I've ever
heard that man say. And he claims he's a comedian.
His girlfriend was spraying him with a bottle of water
that they have for the cats, and he just goes, stop, stop,
you'll drown me, and I fucking lost it. I mean,
if he bal tapped me, it's like two steps and
I could take him down and he can't get away.
(33:50):
There's no supernatural abilities with this, with that man. Now
with the Leprechaun itself, I don't think I would have
eaten a gold coin. But if I came in to
possession of the money, the coins and I saw what
was happening, I would just give it up. So I
will say that, yes, I would survive because once I
saw that, like the money. So what they say each
(34:12):
coin is five hundred dollars one hundred, so that's fifty
thousand dollars. Fifty thousand dollars is not worth everyone around
me and me dying for well?
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Do some nineteen ninety three adjustment inflation calculator fifty thousand dollars.
That's got to be at least a MILLI no, I
don't know how math works.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Uh what is it? Nineteen ninety three, fifty thousand, it's
one hundred and ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Literally, my new favorite meme right now is don't speak
to me about math. I've left that behind and that's
fully my life. I don't fucking like it.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
So I was watching as of recording this, Dan Soder's
newest episode of his podcast with a guy who I
don't really you remember his name. It was Matt something.
He's pretty handsome, but he's talking about how like math
is poorly taught, so people just don't get it. So
at this point it's like you just get it or
you don't, because it's like a second language. I don't
get it. I have no use for it because I
(35:13):
don't like I got through geometry and college aliborld and
that's all I needed.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Matthew browsered, Yeah, eh is a real like squared off teeth,
squared off teeth.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
I mean, here's the thing. I'm irish, so I know
not to fuck with the leprechaun, and I think there's
some kinship there, so I think i'd be okay and
like a swift swift kick in the teeth, I think
we'd be all right. But you never know. But uh yeah,
that's Leprechaun. There really isn't much more to say about it.
If you want to watch a Saint Patti's Day movie,
(35:49):
if you're if that's your vibe, you're a horror movie fan,
you love goofiness. You're not taking it seriously, you're not
looking to be scared. Hop it in. It does have
it's nostalgia. I can see its place. It just wasn't
for me. I can't imagine it got begger from there
in these this franchise. But yeah, I mean, guys, stay
(36:13):
safe out there. It's Saint Patty's Day, it's on Monday.
Don't drink yourself into a coma. Don't drink and drive.
Don't drink green beer, like, can we chill the fuck
out with that. Don't drink green beer.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Drink black beer like an adult. I was just I
was gonna give you shit about it, and it's like
I don't. I'm not a big leg. Oh you have
you have green beer? All I want is corn beef
and cabbage. And I know that the place around the
corner from my house is serving corn, beef and cabbage
all weekend. I can go get it. I might go
get it when we're done here. Probably not, but maybe
it's very possible.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
It's very possible. You gotta celebrate. So yeah, you guys,
enjoy your Saint Patti's day. I hope you like this
special bonus episode. Hopefully it comes out on time.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
You are the person that can make it come out
on time. Make it out on time. Leave all of
this in.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
I'm in the middle of editing one episode now and
then then I have to do this one, and then
I have to do another one.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
These are all things that I don't pay attention to
because I don't edit them.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
But yeah, man, yep, wow, wow wow, but yeah, thank
you so much for tuning in. Just if you need
to go away from a fucking leprechaun last, did you
ever just put some dirt on your shoes and just
toss gold at him. You should be fine. See you
the next one.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Bye, b just do it to all the errors out
of your lungs. Insert Kat Williams. It's okay, I'll wait.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
God damn it. What are you? What do I look like? Me?
Lad see that the buckles on the shoe.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Why I will le bracr
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Sck you lucky charms.
Hello there, fellow Monster Madness Schools and Goblins. You're currently
hearing the voice of a girl with no name, and
it's here with very very clear intentions to sound the alarm.
Before you listen any further, beware that frightful spoilers and
deliciously explicit language Liah And for once you find yourself
in the midst of those telltale bumps in the night,
in the haunting house of host laughter and cinematic judgment,
(00:22):
there is no turning back jus wise the.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Health health that's happening.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
The attack is on o Crady Farm.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I send help. The lepricaun is attacking.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Army, Navy, guns, marines.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Okay, thanks, my share.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Just got a call from Ozzy, says the leprechain is attacking.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Well, what was the last week? It was a.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
UFOs No, that was Bigfoot, don't learn about Flazy good
boy a leprecha.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Hi, Hello and welcome to this week's episode of Monster Madness,
a podcast dedicated to all sorts of creatures features and
be up. I'm Erica and joined with me is a
man who would definitely try to steal a leprechaun's gold
and immediately regret it. My buddy boy met.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I don't know if i'd regret it, I'd be super
fucking rich.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Not if the Leprechaun kills you, but I'd be rich.
Then I would be rich because I would hope you
would leave me something, and then the.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Leprekwonn would kill you.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
No, I think if it changes hands, it doesn't matter.
As long as he killed his man. I think we're good.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh, fair enough, as long as I take the gold
and then transfer it into offshore annuities. I think that
was a sentence that's.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Correct, sounds smart, so let's just go with it.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, I'm smart.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
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We're everywhere. Just look at the show notes, follow us,
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(02:11):
me more movies to torture Matthew with. Please, thank you manners.
Matt just jiggled his boobs.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I was kind of like a piss shiver but not
a pis shiver because I just pissed.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
What's a piss shiver?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
You've never had a piece of bad that you get
a shiver? Have you ever heard a piece of beout
your backwards? Yes? Okay, so just making sure that you're in.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
A human Oh that's all you got. Okay, I thought
there was a further insult. Anyway, this is a special
bonus episode of Monster Badness. Hopefully it comes out on time.
But before we get into the hubbub, have your hebes
been GMT at all this week?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Matt? Yeah, I mean in multiple ways. So if this
comes out on time, we are celebrating my second favorite holiday,
Holliday's favorite, but Saint Patrick's Day is very close to me.
I love corn, beef and cabbage. I love Irish whiskey.
I'm currently drinking Jameson and ginger Ale that comes in
premixed cans that I've been hanging on to for just
(03:11):
this very moment. So by the end of this things
might get very messy, but that is that's what you're
here for. Outside of that, so I did uh. I
got two mystery boxes of International snacks which hit or miss.
I had some really good like chicken kebab pringles. I
(03:34):
can't remember a country that came from. Those were good.
I got like hot lazed potato chips from China. Those
were fucking really good. I got these weird hershey popcorn
like wafer things from China. Those are fucking insane. International
candy is less sweet than like US candy. So it's
just you feel less like a bag at Dick's eating it.
Like an entire giant King's eye candy bars like five
(03:57):
hundred calories and I'm guessing here it's got to be
a least a thousand.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
What what was the thing?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
What? Just like a king sized candy bar? So it's
like a king sized salted caramel Hershey's candy bar. It
was like five hundred or something for the whole thing.
I might be wrong. I'm just saying international candy is
just a little bit better.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Well, yeah, because it's actual ingredients. A king sized bar
of like a crunch bar is three hundred and eighty calories.
What about Hershey's though three and seventy Now a king size.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I know, I know you're not wrong. I know you're
not lying to be I just that that seems that
seems off egregious either way, International candy taste better there
you go, kell or something count You just shit them out.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
My fuckable item, hebe g bed. Crickety jim Dy's is
actually a based on your.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Suggestion, cricketed Jiminey's.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
It's gonna change every time good, it says on my notes,
it literally says, does it fuck slash have our hebes
been gebi slash jubidy crieck titties. That's what it literally says.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
So can keep keep in front of the show, Seth gassing.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
You're never gonna know, Seth what erm.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Is gonna make him uncomfortable this week?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
And yet he still comes back, You loyal son.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Of a bitch.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Nam and I have had these conversations. He's here for
the long haul, and I appreciates that about him me too.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I enjoy his comments quite a bit. Golden Seracha Dorio's.
I finally found them. I demolished the.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I hate how fucking good they are. I went through
a second bag. I forgot one. Sorry. The sour cream
and funyan funions there it is so good. They were delightful.
If you see them. I highly recommend him. I found
him at a Circle k which I don't know if
those reach farm wide or not, but that's where I
found him. So anyway, sorry, back to your golden Seracha
(05:53):
durts No, I don't have really.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Much to say except that they were great and it
inspired me to actually add a hebe gb section in
our discord. So if you're a Discord fan, you can
come into our discord and tell us about what has
he beat your gud's, hopefully with pictures. And also, we
have a precious fluf I think in our discord section precious.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Flufs do we uh shock, we don't.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Oh my god, we need No, we don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
And I'm looking at it too. I was trying to
give you them. Jesus.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I will be adding up precious that's in finer things,
that's in the finer things.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh that's why.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Okay, which I don't I barely use anymore.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
I will likely post a picture of my red velvet
sour dough that I'm making.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
There it is. See you guys. If you want to
know what that looks like, join our discord. But yeah,
those fucking are great Golden Saracha. I actually when I
opened the bag and smell them, I'm like I don't
know if I'm gonna vibe with these, And then that
seasoning touched my tongue and I never looked back. That
may have been what possibly killed me.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Did a whole New World start playing when you it?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
It did full orchestra too. It was really strong, actually
shocks you know a Disney song? Wow, it's all yeah,
Louie Armstrong over here.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I bet you don't know that I was a mouth wizard.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I hate that. So today, on this special bonus episode
of Monster Madness, we're gonna try our luck with nineteen
ninety three's Leprechaun about the morning we land.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Now, I finish what I mean you want Blue Creet,
son of a bitch. I've got the last cold corn.
(08:01):
I swallow it. It's in my stomach, the nasure Benny Eye,
what oh boy, I fucked the dog on this. I
should have lined up an interview with Dylan.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Oh that's okay.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Well it was doing late, but he said, do you
do it? So I'll make it happen.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
But we're gonna ge Dylan Postle on the show. Guys.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I mean I did eat sushi with him on Tuesday exactly.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Anyways, I just need I just need him to wear
one of our t shirts. Want well, I'll I gotta
redo the merch. But once we get a new merch,
I gotta again my shirt. I actually do have to
send him a shirt because he sent me a shirt
with his face on it, So I'll send him a
shirt with our stuff on it.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's fine. He did. He did his rough around your
promo and a drum the life card shirt. So he's
down for the cause. So I love it.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I need him, yeah. So Leprechaun is rated are It
filmed from October nineteen ninety one to November of nineteen
ninety one. It was released on January eighth, nineteen ninety three.
It is a horror comedy in fit film as a
runtime of ninety two minutes. It was directed by Mark Jones.
It was also written and created by him. It was
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produced by Trimark Pictures and distributed by the same company.
Music is done by Kevin Kiner and Robert J.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Walsh.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
We have special effect artists Gabe bart Toulouse, Good Job Gabe.
Our main cast is Warwick Davis, Jennifer Aniston, Ken Oldland,
Mark Holton, Robert Hi Gorman, John Sanderford and Shaye duffin.
We only have a couple taglines for this one. Her
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luck just ran out, the luck of the Irish Dot
dot dot just ran out. Your luck just ran out.
That's literally the three. It's the same thing over and
over and over. They're terrible. Do we have a budget, sir?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yes, it was nine hundred thousand American Freedom un which
equates to just over two million dollars.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
And do we know a gross other than.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Your Phase eight point five million, which is nineteen million
dollars in today's unuts.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
The fact that this made less money than an upcoming
episode of Monster Madness, most likely by a lot, is
pretty shocking.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, I don't remember what that one.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Thirty nine million dollars in nineteen.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Seventy six, right, so that mapped out to like two
hundred and twenty million. I'm pretty sure that's what it was.
So yeah, because.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
We're recording a little last sequence tonight, and we just
did a movie that was not the best. But in
my opinion, it's a little bit clearly Matt does not
feel the same. It grows thirty nine million dollars in
nineteen seventy six, which is about two hundred and twenty
million dollars. Now, so that's fucking bananas and this is
a franchise. This other movie was not. But either which way, Matt,
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can you tell us the plot of Leprechaun?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, it's a fucking Leprechaun kills people.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Start, finish, done, fin.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Someone steals his gold, he kills him. In nineteen eighty three,
Dan O'Grady returns to his home in North Dakota from
a trip to his native Ireland, where he has stolen
a leprechaun's pot of gold. After burying the gold, O'Grady
discovers that the leprechaun has followed him home and murdered
his wife. Should end it there it he would have
been like, fuck, yah, pussy tight, I'm free. Then O'Grady
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uses a four leaf clover to suppress the lapreachau's powers
and trap him inside of a crate before he can
burn him. The leprecaun and makes how Grady suffer a stroke.
Ten years later, jd Reading and his teenage daughter Tory
rent the O'Grady farmhouse for the summer contract workers. Nathan Murphy,
his ten year old brother Alex, and their dim witted
friend Ozzie Jones help repaint the farmhouse. In the basement,
Ozzi hears the leprechauns cry for helping mistake him for
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a child. He brushes the clover off the crate, freeing
the leprechaun. After failing to convince the other that he
met a leprechaun, Ozzi spots a rainbow and chases it,
believing there will be a gold at the end. Alex
accompanies him, fearing that Ozzi might hurt himself. A bag
of one hundred gold coins appears before Ozzy. After Ozzi
tests the gold and accidentally swallows a coin, they stash
it in the old well and plot to keep it
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for themselves, hoping to fix Ozzi's brain. At the farm,
the leprechaun lures Jd into a trap by imitating a cat,
biting and injuring his hand. Tory and the others rush
him to the hospital while the leprechaun follows on a tricycle.
Alex and Ozzy visit a pawnshop to see if the
gold is peer and the leprechaun kills the shop owner
for stealing his gold and shines the corpse's shoes Before leaving,
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Leprequn steals himself a go cart and goes back to
the farmhouse, getting pulled over by an officer on the
way for speeding. The officer gets chased by the Leprechaun
into the woods and eventually gets killed. Leprechon accurns to
the farmhouse and searches for his gold, shining every shoe
he finds, leaving j D at the hospital. The group
drives from the farmhouse, finding it ransacked. Nathan checks outside
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and is injured by a bear trap set by the leprechaun.
Group fights the leprecaun outside, beating him up with sticks
and stones. After finding a shotgun in the farmhouse, they
repeatedly shoot the leprechaun to no avail. They then attempt
to flee the farm, but their truck's engine has been
sabotaged by the Leprechaun. After ramming the truck with a
go cart, the leprechaun terrorizes a group until Ozzi reveals
that he and Alex found the gold. Tory recovers the
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bag from the well and gives it to the Leprecaun.
Believing the worst is to be over it, they leave
for the hospital. While counting his gold, the leprecaun discovers
he is missing the coin that Ozzie swallowed. Thinking that
they have tricked him, he menaces them until Ozzie talks
about O'Grady, who was taken to a nursing home after
his stroke. Group distracts the leprechaun by throwing dirty shoes around,
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which the leprechaun cannot resist shining, while Tory gets into
her jeep and drives to the nursing home to learn
how to kill him. At the nursing home, the leprecaun
pretends to be O'Grady. After chasing Tory to an elevator.
The leprecaun throws O'Grady down the shaft as Tory flees
before dying. O'Grady tells her that the only way to
kill the leprecaunt is with a four leaf clover, which
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happens to grow in a patch outside the farm. Amazing,
Tory returns to the paramouse searches for a clover until
she is attacked by the leprecant. Nathan in an Aussie saber,
Azi reveals that he swallowed the last coin and Leprechaun
wounds him trying to get it before the leprechaun can
kill Ozzie Alec takes a four leaf clover Tory has found,
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sticks it in a lot of gum, and shoots it
in the Leprechaun's mouth, causing him to melt away. Leprachun
falls into a well, but a skeleton climbs out continue
menacing the group. Nathan pushes the leprechn back into the well,
blows up the well Leprechaun with gasoline. As the cops
arrive in the morning, the Leprechaun vows his spirit will
not rest until he recovers all of his gold and
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seventeen sequels later.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
How many sequels are there? Actually five?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Leprechaunt five sequals leprecn two, Lepricunt three, leprechn four in Space,
Lepricaunt in the Hood, LEPrecon Back to the Hood, and
the twenty fourteen reboots starring my dear friend Dylan. Lepricaunt Origins. Uh,
then Leprechaun Returns came in twenty eighteen Hood seven, so
seven total. I don't know why it said there was
five sequels. Technically, Lapracaun Origins is in a sequel. Lepregaun
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Returns is I think actually has Warwick Davis in it.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah, so I've never I had never seen Leprechaun before.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
So I remember the two I remember Ozzie and the Kid.
I don't know if I've ever seen this movie. I
didn't realize or remember that Jennifer Andison was in it.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
And that's because even Alyssa' is like, well, I haven't
seen this since she was in the Shortyhouse said, I
don't know if I've ever seen it front to back.
I know that I've seen Leprechaun in the Hood and
back to the Hood because also the fucking best.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah, no, I've never seen any of The most I've
ever seen of a Leprechaun movie was my brother. And
this is going to date me so much because it's.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Such a weird ten years younger than me.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
But here's the thing, it's like a weird, very like
millennial thing number one as the DVD number two. Do
you remember when they used to like Excel those DVDs
where they're like collections.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, I still have some, No, but I'm.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Not even saying of movies. But like this was a
I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah, yep, it was like I.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Don't even remember what it was. It wasn't like Horror Masters,
but it was just like a DVD he had that
highlighted a bunch of different slasher films. I'm gonna google
it real quick.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we have like it's like twenty
five Horror Icon movies or some shit, and it's just
a stack of DVDs in a big ass box. But
you would often have like the collections, so it'd be
like two DVDs and there'd be like four or five
movies on it.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
It's called literally, I just found it, and I haven't
seen this in probably fifteen years. It's called Boogieyman The Killer,
The Killer Compilation, and it literally has just each chapter because.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Oh shit, yeah, if you don't, if.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
You never really use DVDs, if you're of that generation.
I don't know what our listener demographic is, age wise,
but DVDs us to have chapters, and each chapter was
a different slasher, like you know, Michael Myers, Freddy Blah Blah,
and Leprekahn was on that, and it wasn't even the
first I think he was. I'm pretty sure it might
have been a different one that my brother had, but
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I was, yeah, no, I see his face on there,
but I don't even think they did a scene from
Leprechaun one because I did not recall any of it.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Oh, it's greatest scenes from the scariest movies. I suit us.
But why Child's Played two when not Child's Play one?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I remember the scene in Child's Play two from that DVD.
It's when they're in the school and he like comes
out of the closet and he's like smacking his hand
with the ruler and he's about to beat the kid
to death with the ruler. That's actually, oddly oddly, the
only scene I really remember from that DVD, Freddy's, I think,
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was when he's chasing Tina. I think that's it. That's
all I really remember. I don't remember what the Friday
the thirteenth was, it was all. It was never from
like the original movies, except I think Halloween was too,
But either which way, Yeah, that's literally the only tidbit
of Leprekhan I ever saw.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
So what you're saying is this DVD is the concert
equivalent to the guys selling half press shirts on your
wack back to the car.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Pretty much? Yeah, pretty much? And you know what's funny
this came out. Let's see, when did that DVD Fuck
come out two thousand and one, two thousand and one,
So I was ten years old when that came out,
and I was I always got a little. It took
me a while to not be scared of horror movies,
so at ten I was still very scared. I remember
my brothers like, watch this, see if you can handle
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these clips, and if you can, like, we'll watch these movies.
And I would watch it over and over and over
again to prove to him that I wouldn't. I didn't
get scared, and then I got scared. But that's beside
the point. But yeah, as a whole, I mean, I
gotta be honest with you. You reading the Wikipedia, because
I did not have the wherewithal to write anything about
this movie. I didn't really retain anything except a couple
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of like one liners that Jennifer n had where you
can see the budding comedic actress that she is and
the four leaf clover and the fucking terrible green lights
that they just have pointing at the grass. They're like,
this is the green clover patch. That's about it.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
My biggest complaint is, uh, when they were painting the house,
I remember thinking to myself, like Oh yeah, the best
way to portray that someone is working hard painting is
to just paint down their arm. So if you if
you go back to that scene, Jennifer Anison is completely
free of paint other than like three very carefully painted
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sections down her arm. Yeah. No. And it's like, if
you're good at painting, you don't get fucking paint anywhere
unless you're like spraying or doing something goofy. But if
you're painting with a brush, like, fuck that. That shit
that annoyed me. I don't know, this movie wasn't great,
like I think, I think like so. The weird thing
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is is usually these slasher genres that spattedize one of sequels.
The original is a straight up fucking horror movie, and
then later on they find like a comedic aspect to it. Nightmare.
Now I'm straight not so much Friday the thirteenth, but
shit like that. This was comedy from the get go
and still had seven sequels that came out, or seven
additional movies, origins being the only one that was a
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straight up horror movie. Yeah, that's a very bad movie.
But although now that I'm looking at the Wikipedia, it
says originally intended as a straight horror Davis injected humor
into his role and reshoots added increased gore to appeal
to older audiences. So it was meant to be a
comedy movie, but how or excuse me, it meant to
be a straight horror movie. But how do you have
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a straight horror movie when your fucking killer is getting
pulled over by a cop driving a go cart?
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Yeah, or like vigorously cleaning a shoe and can't kill
anybody because he's got to dust the shoe off, like right?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Which is is that like a thing with leprachuns where
they need to clean shoes.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
I do have a note about folklore regarding leprechauns. Ye leprechaun.
The word comes from other words that I can't pronounce
that means small body or little one. They're actually supposed
to be fairies and not shoemaking tricksters. That was pop
culture that kind of switched them up, But so they're
common characteristics are gold hoarders, tricksters, shoemakers, and folklore, leprechauns
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are known as cobblers, constantly making and repairing shoes, possibly
for fairy folk. They're not even some of them aren't
even dressed in green, and they can have magic abilities.
It really there's a kind of a wide berth when
it comes to Leprechauns and what they can and cannot do.
But yeah, there's a legend called the Shoemaker's Revenge. In
some versions of the story, Leprechauns punish greedy humans who
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steal from them and often leading them to misfortune rather
than wealth. So I don't know what that has to
do with shoemaking, but yeah, apparently that's like a small
little tidbit. The only thing I knew about leprechauns going
in is that they liked gold and rainbows. This is
gonna sound so weird, but like, I don't know why
like this would wind up on that DVD, because if
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you look at the cover of that DVD, you have
fucking Pinhead on there. You have, you know, Michael Myers,
Freddie Jason, this dude, Like this was not a I
can't imagine going to see this and be like, I'm
fucking terrified. But yet people, some people are of this movie,
and I I don't understand, Well.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
The same as like people that are scared of clowns.
Clowns don't really affect me, even the creepy ones. I
don't get it, but that's I guess that's the beauty
of horror is everyone has their same with fucking weird fetishes.
Everyone has their angle.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Like Brook's sister is absolutely petrified of clowns. So like,
anytime we watch a horror movie and there's a clown
in it, she'll set a picture to her. Like during Halloween,
anytime we saw a decoration, oh yeah, she would just
get sandbagged with pictures of clowns, and every time it
would just be like, you're a fucking asshole. I actually
have a clown. It's packed away at a tucker toe.
It's a Christmas decoration. My grandmother's like, as long as
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I'm alive, do not throw this out. So like now
at this point, I'm afraid if I throw it away,
some bad Juju's gonna come at me. But it's literally
the if I find a picture of it, I'll post
it on our discord and our Instagram. But it's a
Christmas themed clown Christmas decoration. Like it's so unsettling that
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I don't understand how people could have many of these
things in their house, like clowns, don't scare me. But
that is unsettling. If I woke up in my friend's
house or something, or my grandmam's house and I saw
that on a shelf looking down at me, I would
have a hard time going back to sleep. That's all
I'm saying. But for me to kind of just go
like segue into the next segment, this would have to
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get a nay for me. I'm not gonna slay it
and say people don't have can't watch it, or they
shouldn't watch it. It is what it is. The Only
thing I genuinely liked in it was Jennifer Aniston because
I love friends and I could see, like I said earlier,
her budding comedic timing and all that stuff. And within
the almost a year and a half she was catapulted
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to superstardom because of Friends.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
You know what I forgot? What? Who Warwick Davis played
in Star Wars Wicked? Yeah, okay, fine, his ashes came
home today, did he?
Speaker 3 (24:27):
That's good?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Alice is like put him in the thing. So I
just stuffed them in my pocket, fucking because it's when
you come visit it all makes sounds better living and
we have like these shelves, but they're like up on
the ceiling, so it's like I need a stepstool to
get up there. Oh I know, yeah, yeah, so I
had to like take the thing down because she's with uh,
Peter and Booker in the same box.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Yeah, not to bring it down. But if you guys
are on our Instagram, you saw that the monster Man
is fam lost our wicked boy and we miss him
greatly and we love him. But I want to sidebar
into I can't count. I would say this is like
the top three time, like in my life, I've laughed
the hardest. And me and Matt and Alyssa were talking
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in a text message chain and somehow we got in
the conversation of Matt's tattoos and I I said, like,
what's the most painful tattoo that you've ever had? And
you said something to the effect of, you know, I
almost fucking like blacked out when I was getting my
stomach tattooed, and I was like, oh, what do you
have in your stomach? And You're like, oh, dead bunnies,
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And I was like, what elaborate? And you He went
on to tell me that, you know, him and his
wife had bunnies and you know, they passed away, so
he got zombie bunnies on his stomach, showed me a
picture of them. They're fucking great. But before we got
to the point of because what you need to know
about Matt and his wife is that they have animals
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going in and out of that house like a revolving door.
They're both very involved in.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Just you make it sound like we're a fucking weird
animal dealer. No, no, I know, I'm just doing a
hard time. Stop yelling. You're yelling again. It's just always
yelling with you.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I'm sorry, I'm just trying to be nice for a change,
and I'm complimenting you because you are top three. It
made me laugh the hardest of my life. They are
fostering any type of animal you could think of and
finding homes for them and is just a really noble thing.
But so I was like, oh, where are the bunnies now,
thinking that they're in like a cage in the basement,
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and Matt just sends me a picture of a shelf
and it's the most unesthetic fogo ever taken. And I
just see like a little box and he just goes
right there. I laughed, so fucking hard at that because
it was just I was not I completely sandbagged me
because I wasn't expecting them to not be around. And
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two for them to just be in a box in
your living room. It's just, you know, it was just
comedic timing at its finest.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
But I was gonna say, if you're ever in my
living room, you're in the presence of uh fuck, it's
gotta be ten dead animals.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
You know.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Well, we had a we had a you know, four dogs, uh,
a bunch of rabbits. Yeah, so they're up, they're up
in there.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
They have their special spot looking down on everybody.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
For sure. It's not like it's just it's fucking taxing
for me. Dead dog Like they're in tasteful boxes. You
fucking psychopaths. I mean fair, just assume someone's at home
being like, what the fuck is this guy's problem? You're
the problem. I'm not the problem. No.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I totally get it. I totally, I totally understand because
I have never had animals that I've been that attached to,
but now I have, I am, and I totally get it.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
But yeah, it's the whole thing. We can talk about
it now when we're recording.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yeah, absolutely so, Yeah, Matt made me laugh the hardest. Actually,
my fucking cat Billy bade me laugh the hardest I
have ever laughed in my entire life.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Did you shit yourself? No? That, then you haven't laughed
hard enough.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Have you laughed so hard you shit yourself?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I don't know, but I drink a lot.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
I like Jesus, but I drink a little. We're gonna
hop into some Minutia's real quick. There's a handful, uh,
but I don't really care. George Lucas received a special
thanks credit because Warwick Davis was under contract to him
and he gave Davis permission to appear in the movie.
This was fucking the nineties. Why was Warwick like exclusively
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George Lucas's bitch.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I'm that's a great question, but I didn't realize he
was in Phantom, Menace and The Force Awakens and The
Last Jedi and The Rise of Kywalker.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Also, oh yeah, he's in everything. He's in Harry Potter too.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I mean, I knew that, but it's like a I
forgot that Wicked was in the res of Kywalker. What's up?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
I actually don't know if it was Warwick Davis. Yeah, no,
he played Professor Flitwick in Harry Potter. Vern Troyer played.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
A piece of shit. Oh sorry, Mini.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Me yeah, Mini Me played grip Hook, which is another
goblin in the movie. I thought it was Warwick.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Oh, I didn't realize that they were both in Harry Potter.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
I don't actually know if Vern was alive to do
the final one, but.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
He partied. I mean, he died in twenty eighteen, so
it would have been close.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Yeah. I think then he definitely was, because the last
Harry Potter movie came out in two thousand and nine.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I think twenty eight Oh, never mind, I'm not great
at math.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Twenty ten maybe is when the last Harry Potter movie
came out. I think it took nine years from the
whole thing. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
He's you're thinking of a different little person in my
pal Philosopher's Stone. He was grip Hook in Harry Potter
and the Philosopher's Stone Sorcerer's Stone. That's it. So if
there was, if grip Hook existed later, it was someone else.
The voice was by Warwick.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Davis, though he did grip Hook in the final films. Warwick.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Oh, okay, So they used his voice in the first
one vern Troyer as the body, and then they switched
it out.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Okay, yeah, that makes sense. Another fact. Warwick Davis started
to regret making the film, but due to Anniston's labor
success on television, many people rented this film and it
spawned a lengthy series of sequels. Allegedly, it was one
of Warwick's favorite movies. This is Jennifer Aniston's feature film debut.
One year later, she would become a household name as
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a part of the ensemble cast of Friends. I'm going
to assume the answer to this question is no. But
you're not a Friends dude, are you.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I'm not not a friend's person. There was a couple
references like the pivot one I will make from time
to time, mostly pivot, and then that gift goes with it. Yeah,
I don't love it. I don't hate it, but like,
I also don't get Seinfeld.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Oh you're not a Seinfeld. Got you don't like it?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I tried Someone's even like started season two and it's like,
I didn't hate it, but I didn't love it. But
I really like Curb your enthusiasm, which is the same
fucking thing with different people, So it's like it. I'm
not opposed to him, I just it didn't catch me
at the right time.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I get you, if you truly want to know who
my father is as a person. If Jerry Seinfeld and
the character of George Costanza, which is basically Larry David
had a baby, that's Michael Snyder. Just so you know,
the man is just something else. I don't even have
(31:24):
words for him. But either which way, this is gonna
be my last MANWS because the rest of these are
pretty repetitive and nothing really of substance. Warwick Davis has
repeatedly accused Jennifer Anison of denying that the film exists.
Anison replied to Davis that she could figure leprech on
her first film success, but her beginnings as an actress
embarrassed her and apologized apologize for ghosting the film. You
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see this a lot with actresses mainly who get their start,
which a lot of people do in the horror franchises.
When they get if they're fortunate enough to get some
super stardom, they kind of dial back the fact that
they were horror people. And even Jamie Lee Curtis was
like this for decades. She did not like that she
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was pretty much on the verge of being typecast as
a scream queen for the duration of her life. So
she went and did movies like Trading Places and you know,
cut off her hair and true Lies and blah blah blah.
And then when she got older, it seemed and the
cash wasn't flowing as steadily, she came back and did
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those three horror films real fucking quick. But then I've
noticed that she's been doing more dramatic roles too, so
I don't think it was all for nought. But yeah,
she was like not thrilled to be a horror movie girl,
and I don't see why. Like I could see maybe
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this movie Leprechaun being a little embarrassed by especially going
from this to such superstardom with friends. But Jamie Lee
Curtis did Halloween, Halloween too, then the Fog Terror Train
prom Night. She clearly liked what she was doing to
a degree. But I don't know. I mean, that's just
a debate for a different day. But do you think
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you'd survive a Leprechaun attack? Like if Dylan came up
to you right now and like punched you in the nuts.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Okay, so most days I see.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Him, Yeah, does he baltap you when he's easy?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Everyone? Once in a while, not a ton.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
That's an unfair advantage there.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
I will I will say the funniest thing I've ever
heard that man say. And he claims he's a comedian.
His girlfriend was spraying him with a bottle of water
that they have for the cats, and he just goes, stop, stop,
you'll drown me, and I fucking lost it. I mean,
if he bal tapped me, it's like two steps and
I could take him down and he can't get away.
(33:50):
There's no supernatural abilities with this, with that man. Now
with the Leprechaun itself, I don't think I would have
eaten a gold coin. But if I came in to
possession of the money, the coins and I saw what
was happening, I would just give it up. So I
will say that, yes, I would survive because once I
saw that, like the money. So what they say each
(34:12):
coin is five hundred dollars one hundred, so that's fifty
thousand dollars. Fifty thousand dollars is not worth everyone around
me and me dying for well?
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Do some nineteen ninety three adjustment inflation calculator fifty thousand dollars.
That's got to be at least a MILLI no, I
don't know how math works.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Uh what is it? Nineteen ninety three, fifty thousand, it's
one hundred and ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Literally, my new favorite meme right now is don't speak
to me about math. I've left that behind and that's
fully my life. I don't fucking like it.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
So I was watching as of recording this, Dan Soder's
newest episode of his podcast with a guy who I
don't really you remember his name. It was Matt something.
He's pretty handsome, but he's talking about how like math
is poorly taught, so people just don't get it. So
at this point it's like you just get it or
you don't, because it's like a second language. I don't
get it. I have no use for it because I
(35:13):
don't like I got through geometry and college aliborld and
that's all I needed.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Matthew browsered, Yeah, eh is a real like squared off teeth,
squared off teeth.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
I mean, here's the thing. I'm irish, so I know
not to fuck with the leprechaun, and I think there's
some kinship there, so I think i'd be okay and
like a swift swift kick in the teeth, I think
we'd be all right. But you never know. But uh yeah,
that's Leprechaun. There really isn't much more to say about it.
If you want to watch a Saint Patti's Day movie,
(35:49):
if you're if that's your vibe, you're a horror movie fan,
you love goofiness. You're not taking it seriously, you're not
looking to be scared. Hop it in. It does have
it's nostalgia. I can see its place. It just wasn't
for me. I can't imagine it got begger from there
in these this franchise. But yeah, I mean, guys, stay
(36:13):
safe out there. It's Saint Patty's Day, it's on Monday.
Don't drink yourself into a coma. Don't drink and drive.
Don't drink green beer, like, can we chill the fuck
out with that. Don't drink green beer.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Drink black beer like an adult. I was just I
was gonna give you shit about it, and it's like
I don't. I'm not a big leg. Oh you have
you have green beer? All I want is corn beef
and cabbage. And I know that the place around the
corner from my house is serving corn, beef and cabbage
all weekend. I can go get it. I might go
get it when we're done here. Probably not, but maybe
it's very possible.
Speaker 3 (36:48):
It's very possible. You gotta celebrate. So yeah, you guys,
enjoy your Saint Patti's day. I hope you like this
special bonus episode. Hopefully it comes out on time.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
You are the person that can make it come out
on time. Make it out on time. Leave all of
this in.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
I'm in the middle of editing one episode now and
then then I have to do this one, and then
I have to do another one.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
These are all things that I don't pay attention to
because I don't edit them.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
But yeah, man, yep, wow, wow wow, but yeah, thank
you so much for tuning in. Just if you need
to go away from a fucking leprechaun last, did you
ever just put some dirt on your shoes and just
toss gold at him. You should be fine. See you
the next one.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Bye, b just do it to all the errors out
of your lungs. Insert Kat Williams. It's okay, I'll wait.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
God damn it. What are you? What do I look like? Me?
Lad see that the buckles on the shoe.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Why I will le bracr
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Sck you lucky charms.
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