ALABASTA PART 3! One Piece Hater Starts One Piece! | @KrashedCosplay Reaction - Moon Piece Podcast

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Kimi, I am one of your 3 hosts for the Moon Piece podcast and
we are back again. I am the certified Moon Piece
hater of the podcast, which a lot of people will hate me for,
but I am on this journey to watch One Piece because as you

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can say, like, how can you hate from outside of the club?
So I'm here, I'm inside the club, and I'm seeing if there's
a valid reason to hate from inside of it.
So we are here back again watching One Piece on
onepiece.net. But please, I'm reminding all of
you guys to watch the officials on Crunchyroll and Netflix and

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all the official places that they have one piece on there.
So please continue and watch it there.
Let me make sure we are on and good on all accounts.
Yes yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. OK, awesome I think I hear might
as well be good. OK, so thank you for joining

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with me again. Hi hi solo.
What's going on? Oh, Frankie.
Oh, looking fabulous. Why thank you.
I thank you. I appreciate it.
I hypes. We are on the third part of
Alabasta, so we're still in the beginning, but we're making it
through and we are officially I think, on our second big bad

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arc. You know what I mean?
The first one we had was the Fishman section.
That that was a a bad boy arc, but I think Alabasta is way
longer than than that was. And I think the bad guy for it
is a lot more big bad. You know, now I feel like this

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is where it's like starting to get crazy 'cause we're starting
to involve countries we are talking about like literally a
whole political. Stuff happening and insane
things. So it's like, OK, this is the
first really, really big issue that it's like the whole crew's
together and it's more than justa crew and their issues It you

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know, we are with Princess, Phoebe and.
Sorry, now she's dealing with everything.
Oh my, so pretty. Thank you.
I appreciate it, Zulu. I'm doing well.
I'm doing well. I'm feeling a lot better.
I'm not. I don't think I'm sick anymore,

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so that's nice regardless of my little.
Cough. But oh oh oh, and I gotta show
you guys. OK, look at what?
Corey made for us sneak peek. Hopefully if if enough of you
guys want it, maybe we'll put iton the shop.
But like, check it out literallymoon piece merch.

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So it the top row is us as Sailor Moon characters and the
bottom row is US as one piece characters.
So Oh my God. And then the back got the logo.
Of course I was like, this is socute.
I love it. Oh my God, so cute.
I'm so happy with it. Shout out to our wonderful

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artists. I'm gonna have to say it wrong,
but it's I'm pretty sure the name is Graysky.
Lovely. I she's such a great artist and
she we commissioned her to do all our amazing stuff.
So fantastic. We love her.
Awesome. And then Corey was the one that
actually put this together and like he like put us all in

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there. But I love it.
I think it's super cute in the Nami egghead outfit is wild.
I know, I know because I'm like I'm not up to it yet, but like I
know I've seen all the Astro boots outfits and things like
that. So like I know it's a thing.
I don't know what it's about, but I know it's a thing so.
Yeah, he put me in a very futuristic 1 and obviously and

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you know, you got a match because I think the boys are in
their futuristic egghead sections too.
So very cute. Very cute, but I love.
It and I will absolutely be wearing at some point so I'm
excited and Danny got one in black and I think Corey got one
in black for himself too. I don't know why he would trust
me to have one in white as if I wasn't going to get a dirty but

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like it's fine. It's fine.
We could always get another one in pink, but without further
ado, we're gonna continue and we're gonna start it up with
Alabasta Part three. Are you guys excited?
Let's go once again. If you wanna watch in the chats,
we will be having chat open and you can participate on YouTube.

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But if you wanna actually see a little bit more of what I'm
watching, you can have Instagramopen and you can see a little
bit more of what I'm seeing and but we do have open on twitch.
We are on YouTube, we are on Instagram all around.
So please feel free to come in join wherever you're watching,
wherever you're participating. I will be trying to answer all

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comments. Hey, but I hope all you guys
have been having a great time. I know a lot of people aren't
super hyped about the live action, but all the things that
I've seen from it looked really good.
All the posters all like the. All the people that have been
cast already like so great. I'm I'm very excited.

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I think it's going to be nice. And like, honestly, if it wasn't
for the live action, I would noteven attempt to give two shits
about this. You know what I mean?
Like regardless of Corey puttinga gun to my head and be like.
You're going to watch this. I'd have been like, but like
having those like cast members in mind.
I mean, like, OK, 'cause as a reminder, I thought the art
style, and I still kind of thinkthe art style is kind of ugly,

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but like, that's the style of it, you know?
Every show has their own style. Jojo's has their style, My Hero
has their style, Sailor Moon hastheir style.
Everybody has their own style, you know?
But for me, let's see. Turn my makeup.
All right, let me turn my makeup.
I hope this is a little bit better.

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Let me know if you guys can hearme.
Let's see. I've seen One Piece 3 times so
I'm just here making sure you like it.
Frankie, I love you for this. He's like, now I'm making.
Sure. Oh, my God, we're inside.
Just on Drum Island. Yeah, we've been.
We've been running through this,bro.

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Oh, OK, back again. We are at the point where Swan
Swan Dude came after. Oh, OK.
So she got away from him. Oh, left him in the dust, too.
I will say the guy that they gotto play him, he looks, he looks

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like him. I'm so sure.
It's gonna be really good. Digging the black on black.
Oh, thank you. I super appreciate it.
I'm gonna say this wrong. Shamerida.
Shamerida. Shamerida.
But either way, thank you. Yeah, we've been, we've been

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running through this, especiallyat 1 pace, being so like fast
and helping poor Kuru. Bro.
Kuru has been beat the fuck up. I don't care.
He he's been the real VI even before the end of the episode.
He's the VIPI. I'm telling you now because she

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would have been dead 10 times over if it wasn't for him.
Let me go. I'm gonna fight him.
This girl, I know she's going through so much trauma and
stuff, but like, she's been pissing me off lately.
I, I feel like I don't know the way that Phoebe's acting right

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now. She might get moved down.
Oh my God, Girly Pop. Oh my God.
Kuru. Kuru, sweetie.
Oh my God. Vivi, help him, bitch.
I don't know. Do something.

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Oh my God. Kuru MVP.
Kuru fucking MVP. He just flew for her.
This bitch can't fucking fly. Oh my God.
Nothing is impossible for me, bro.
What? I spent my whole summer watching

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One Piece and I completed it? That's crazy.
Shame rider. Is that how it is?
Bro? I don't know that's so cute.
I'm terrible with names reading the shit.
Glorious King Kuru is correct. But either way, thanks for
joining the stream. Yeah, girly pop, why are you

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just standing there? Oh, well, Kuru's the one,
technically. Oh, he's going through it.
Oh. No, my boy Marcella.
A stray bullet. Someone shot him.

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Oh, he locked in. Someone shot up and he's still
locked in. That's crazy.
Oh my God, this poor baby. I want to give him all the food
and water he wants. Oh my God, I want to see how

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they animate Kuru. Like really?
Because I've seen how Chopper looks and he's very cute and the
way that they that they made himvery detective Pikachu style and
it's super cute who's been with her ever since she was a kid.
Why I never heard of this motherfucker?

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No, I've never heard of Kuru at all whatsoever.
Like I've seen Chopper everywhere but nobody, nobody
talks about Kuru. Adorable little creature.
Yes, guys, reminders. No spoilers about anything

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please. Oh, the Duck Duck squad came
through. Let's.

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Freaking go duck. Duck squad.
Oh my God, Commander Carew, you right.
He's like, Nah, don't worry. You guys don't have to worry
anymore. We got this is you guys got a

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rebellion to stop. We got you, Mr. Prince, as we
recall from last time. Oh, yeah, he hasn't.
He hasn't met him yet. Can we talk about this little

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jazz music they got? Is this Sanji's theme song?
Like, don't you make a clown outof me?
Oh. Are Marksman's prize goggles?

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Oh, 'cause he stole his goggles?That's crazy.
Yeah, you're in the league with the straw hat, are you?
Mr. Prince? Mr. Prince?
No, I'm actually Sanjay. Oh.
Yo, his actor is gonna go so crazy when this comes out.

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He's so hot, he said. I'm a cook and a pirate bitch.
And what? He said.
I'm gonna go leg for leg with you, Alu Barna.

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Ducks can fly, but I don't thinkhis species can.
Now they're runners. My other glorious king, Mr.
Prince. Oh, OK, that's good to know.
That is his theme song. Chopper Widow Chopper.

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He's. Going to look so silly when I
want to see what he looks like when he gets big because
obviously Detective Pikachu style, like he's very cute and
small, but like how is he going to look when he's like Lonnie's
like this and he still sounds baby.

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Bro what they bombing out there?They went underground is a mole
woman. Oh that's what she is, the mole
fruit. He works with his dog.

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But what? Oh, not the explosion.
The explosion. Baseballs, Bra.
Hello Mr. Christmas. No Misses Chris, Miss Christmas
and Mr. 5. Wild.

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Oh, Mr. Four. Sorry.
Clean up hitter. Yeah, he works with his dog.
What, you mean he works with hisdog?
It's going to be a rock with a blue nose.
Oh, his dog. EW Gross.
What the hell is that? What is that ugly as fuck?

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That's not a dog, that's a humancentipede with a dog face.
What is that? Oh my God, that is ugly.

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Remember when smoker fell in love with Zorro?
Yo tell me why I was literally thinking about that yesterday.
I was seeing the sun go down andI was like yo remember when they
put mad sauce into that Zorro background?
For a smoker, that was crazy. Like that was so unnecessary.
Why did they do that? That's what it looks like.

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It looks like a fucking human centipede ass dog.
Like why are you sneezing out baseballs?
Like what do you got in there? Oh that baseball is heavy as
fuck. The bats are.

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I just know that if this guy like I don't know how this guy
is going to look like in when they live action him, but he
gives like serial killer vibes. Like I just know he would give
super serial serial serial killer vibes.

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He's like, I haven't even transformed yet.
OK, so she can transform into the mole mole fruit thing?
He's like, bro, get up and help me look at that ugly ass thing.
Where are you in? That I really hope it's just

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like the dog wearing like a suitthat has like the thing to shoot
out stuff but it doesn't look like Nope, Nope, Nope.
The the tail is wagging with freaking oh shit no, that shit
is ugly. Oh my God.

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Objects can eat devil fruit. Yeah, how can a gun eat
anything? That makes no sense.

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This dog is so creepy I hate it.Unsettling creatures.
Molehill zone 4. Science snob bro.

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This shit is a pure anime mole lady A Penguin?
Nah, he's stupid. Stupid, I swear.
But she's gonna hear you. Curveball.

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Just to hit it back at him. That shit's gonna come straight
down. I hate you, my guy.
The spin. What is with this guy?

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The freeze frame is hilarious. Usop.
USOP. Bitch, you are a cheater.
Oh, what is this guy USOP going to get into?
I am. So where's he going to be?

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Where's he going to be? OK, so Chopper saved him.
I know he was going to survive, but I was going to be like, how
the fuck? I was like, bro, you got to keep

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moving. I'm fucking whack A mole ass
shits. Oh.

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Oh oh, they stopped him. Hit that shit back.

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You dirty mole. Oh these bitches are annoying.
Oh my God. Seaweed nom nom nom nom nom H
Mart. It is seaweed I've been
enjoying. I've been enjoying some seaweed

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snacks and ever since I had themI was like, these are actually
low key really good. I like them.
Oh, you're not the only ones that can navigate him.

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Oh my God, I just gotta do. Something actually really cool
for once. Let's see.
Oh. Harley Quinn ass fucking.
Dunk hit him again. Who's up?

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Where did you even get that? He just waving around like that
is nothing like he Zorro or something. 5 tons.
Where's this skinny ass dude getting the strength from?
Hello sinker of countless ships.The king of destruction.

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He's such a a biesser. Thank you, baby.
I'm signing autographs later. He's ridiculous.

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But if he's not moving, that's not your problem.
He's literally life or death. He was literally trying to kill
you with explosions. So.
About to play some whack A mole up in this.

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I like to call us up the cap. God, that is a great description
for him. Truly a whack a mole wearing
himself out right here. I don't know about peak, but.

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Oh, he's playing the he's playing the full game.
He's giving her the full show. Oh my God, Chopper, you
literally cannot listen to a word that this man says. 5 tons.
5 tons. Oh, he's up,

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they're going to find out it's not 5 tons.
Where did he get it? Paper mache?
Where did he even get the time to get this?
I'd have to give up after 5 kilos.

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So he just made this out of nowhere just available?
That's hilarious. Truly the cap God because he he
just be bullshit and everything.Mole evasion.
Let's see what this girl does. I swear

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evil as laugh. Girly pop if you know she's
going to come out from under you.
Oh, that was a nasty right hook.I'm tired of this dog.

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Normally I'm not one for animal abuse, but the the dog's got to
go. Someone's got to put him down.
He got that satchel with Dora, got backpack.
That's a good one. That's funny.

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Hit it back. Hit it back.
Scope. What did that do?

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He just tanked that like it was nothing.
Mole banana, he said. Bro, you ain't touching my nuts,
bro. She going after his banana all

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right? God damn.
Can we talk about how Chopper just tanked that and she kept
going? Can't whag this mole.
God damn Usopp truly is the cap God like everything he says is

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just bullshit. It's wild, but you know what?
It got to love his enthusiasm. Normally I say fake it till you
make it, but he hasn't made it so far.
He's just faking it the whole time.
Maybe it just doesn't count because everything he says is
fake, you know? Stop hurting my boy Chopper like

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this. I want to kill his baseball dog,
this ugly ass human centipede asbaseball dog.
Like he's got to go. We got to kill him one way or
another. I'm telling you

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what is happening here. Oh my God.
Oh God, does the actual? You never know what USAP is
thinking. Had Usop going through the wall

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like a whole Looney Tunes character.
Uh. Yes, kill the dog.

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It's hard keeping your composurewith your reactions.
I appreciate you watching this while you're at work.
He said you don't got to tell metwice.
See ya. Oh, he's gonna set.

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I understand now. He made the dog sneeze into the
holes, so now the whole thing's gonna explode.
Big brain, chopper. Big brain.
Gotta love it. Don't worry about it, fam.

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You got your own problems. Keep it moving, girl.
Period. You got that right.
All the tunnels are connected soyou can just bomb them.

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Look at this psycho ass motherfucker in the background.
What is that? Tell you it's giving like like
he gives a psycho killer like ice skin people and eat them
vibes like Mr. Ford. Like bro, why are you leaving

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chopper behind first of all, like get your bitch ass back
here and help me. Oh my God, she's still alive
bro. Then the crew must be wimps too.

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That is so funny, he said. What?
He got killed by the boss's hand, You thought.

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Usop like beat her like hello. Hit downwards, hit downwards.
He's like, now I know your frontend.
Yeah, I was gonna say yeah, you can't freaking lie to me.
You can't lie to me, King. Liar like.

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He's right. She said.
King of the Pirates. King him.
Can someone please get rid of the serial killer ass guy?
Oh my God. All right, come on, Usop, lock
in. Do something.

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Do something I know Kimmy can scrap.
Oh my God, Usopp, something, something.

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Oh God, what is he going to say?What is he going to say?
Deathly hideous. That's crazy.
I mean yes, but like what is he trying to say bro?

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I mean like Luffy's always goingto win with your 4 ton bat.
Oh, is he going to make it so that he hits Usop?
That would knock his head clean off.

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Correct. Every fucking bone in his body.
God damn. Yeah, That would literally kill
the fuck out of him. Who's up?
You could have been, like, punched down or something.
Something, my guy. All right?

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I'm tired of this girl. They got to go.
This dude, I got to go. Thank God he's still alive.

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I'm surprised he's still standing.
Beat the fuck out of him. But like
6th goal. I'll tell you that he's

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hysterical right now. He's having a manic episode.
Well, there's one thing he knows.
He's like, Luffy ain't dead. I don't give a fuck what you say
Luffy ain't dead. I love how he believes so much
in his friend. He's like, no, I'm alive because
I got to make sure that y'all know that Luffy's going to be
king of the pirates and you ain't about to laugh at him.

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Oh my God, please, someone, please beat his fat ass.
Somebody killed a serial killer looking ass, bitch.

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OK, choppers going in. He's going big, big man.
Horn pointer. He's got some great tenacity.
Yeah, we'll tell you that. Jesus Christ.

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Yeah, they definitely knocked some teeth out of him.
Oh my God. Oh God, what is she going to do?

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Smoke Star? OK, so.
So he's going to lift the mole girl up so that he knocks into
her? Yep.

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Oof, sent her off. Oof, right on the schnoz.
He looks terrified. Thank God.
If you can't take them out, makethem take out each other.
That's one. That's one thing I'll freaking
say. Whew, doggy hammer comment.

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OK, so they did a little something together and they
knocked out the ugly ass freaking human centipede ass dog
too. All right?
They did. They did a little something.
Something. Finally, Usopp did one thing,
but you know, he's he's got to have a quota.
He's probably does one thing perseason.

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Bitch, you are the doctor. Someone get a doctor.
Someone get a doctor. Bitch, you are the doctor.
Oh my bad. Oh my God.
Whoo. OK, now that was an episode.
OK. You know how it is.

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We are going on questions. We are analyzing each episode.
Let's continue. OK, who is the MVP?
Of this episode, I told you guyssince the beginning, Kuru is
absolutely the MVP of this episode.
I don't care about the end Chopper and USAP no Kuru.
He used the MVP. He's the one that continuously

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has saved VV and the reason thatshe's still alive.
In the last episode. He saved her from getting
trampled. This one he saved her from Mr.
Two. I'm pretty I'm pretty sure his
name is. He was MVP.
Wonderful. That's my Pinocchio demon right
there. Oh my God, that's great.

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Oh my God, what's something thatmade me laugh?
Who stop bringing out that fake ass big hammer that it says it's
5 tons and I'm like who are you Zorro right now?
Like just fake as hell just to be able to donk have a Harley

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Quinn ass like looney tune stunklike that was that was really
funny just to finesse and scare the shit out of the mole girl.
That was that was a good time. How did the plot progress?
OK, so so far Mr. 2 has met Sanji.
He's like, oh, sorry, you Mr. Prince.
And he's like, no, no, no, I'm not Mr. Prince, I'm Sanji.

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So so they're finally meeting him.
They're having a battle like cunt for cunt with their legs.
And the fact that two of the twoof the big guys, the assassins,
have officially been Exed so we don't have to worry about them
coming back. And Usap finally did something.

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That's probably gonna be the only thing he does during this
whole the rest of the Alabaster arc, so I'm sure he'll be out,
but we'll see. Did a straw head do anything to
move themselves up or down in ranking?
Yes, Vivi is. Pissing me the.
Fuck off and I personally think that she should get moved lower

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so I am doing a new rating rightnow.
I will. So right now, and I know, like,
you know, she's stressing out, she's this, this and that, but
like a bitch, you got to think, you got to think, you really,
you really got to think. You got, Oh my God, let me get
back there, let me fight him, girl.
You're not fighting him, you're not surviving fighting him.
Like be so fucking for real right now, you know what I mean?

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So starting again, at my rating of the Straw Hats, it is Nami at
the top, then it is Sanji, and then Zorro right after him,
'cause they're both pretty much the same, but Sanji's just a
little bit higher right now. Then it's Chopper, then it's
going to be Luffy, and then Viviand then Usopp because this

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girl's not thinking. She's not thinking and she's
pissing me off. I really hope they do a better
job at showing her in the live action, but either way, like
this girl is like, she's too stressed out to be thinking with
her full, like with her full brain power right now.
So like, I get it, maybe it's 'cause her frontal lobe's not

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fully developed, I don't know. But either way, Grawley is not
doing it. She's not doing it.
She's not thinking straight. So Chopper hard carried that
fight. Absolutely he did, Absolutely he
did. She's not using her medulla.
Oh my God absolutely not. Was anything sad or emotional?

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Not necessarily. This one didn't really have like
any sad moments and was anythingcool or hype.
I think Chopper locking in and Kuru locking in like Kuru got
shot and he said uh, uh, I ain'tletting this bitch die and he
like he kept running. He kept running until literally

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his last breath and finally his friends to go like took over for
that. So shout out to Kuru and chopper
getting in there and going like even bigger beast mode with his
reindeer antlers like that was very cool.
I like that. So I like seeing that he has
that ability. All right, the Next up, Alabasta
episode 12. If we were in the manga, we'd be

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reading chapters 187 to 189. Again, we are watching on one
pace. So if you want to follow along,
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But if you want to be part of the chat, please continue

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watching on the YouTube. Let's continue and keep this
going. All right, let's skip over this
theme song again. I do think this theme song is
pretty shit and boring. But you know, it's old school.
It's 90s, early 2000s. So like, you know, I can't give
it too much stuff. It's it's correct for the times.
I just don't want to listen to it.

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Hello, what is going on? And also shout out to.
All you new people in the chat, like I'm so appreciative that we
have a lot of new users that I'mseeing.
I appreciate you all for being here.

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OK, The thing is, Kaka. OK, cool.
So I'm not the only one that thinks so.
COVID creeper. I'm definitely saying this
incorrectly. COVID Thanks for joining the
chat. OK, so leaders fighting,

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everybody else is fighting. He got a bullet wound already,
he said. A bullet is nothing.
Oh my God, those nasty side chops, he said.
I gotta get a horse. The sideburns are crazy.

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I'm good. We are here.
We are mid alabaster run. We're chilling.
I'm wondering how this girl VV is going to end up talking to
him. You're going to try to go
straight there already Too late,bro.

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What is too late and this man isrunning around with a bullet
wound? Oof.
Thankfully they moved when they did, but jeez.
But then again, war. Be like bitch, I'm the Princess.

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Yes, please, somebody help this girl because Lord, this poor
girl's. Or just ran with all her might.
Oh, OK. We about to see this fight.
Sanji versus Bonkre. You said leg for leg chink.

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Are they evenly matched? Is that what you're about to
tell me? What a kick he's able to.
Compete with me. Say you want to get by.
You got to go through me first. You want, you want, you want VV
over my dead body. Let's go.

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He's going to be like, You Can Dance.
Bitch, I'll show you dance. Got me to play VV in the live
action. I mean honestly, the girl who's
playing her in the live action, I think last time I saw her like
she does look like me. What is that annoying a sound?

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Oh my God. Yeah, bro, she brown skin
baddie. Wait, let's see if I can get
this at Focus, Focus, focus. OK, there we go, brown skin

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baddie. I'll probably be able to cosplay
her when she's fully in it. He's fighting with dance moves,
he's fighting with cooking moves, but they're both evenly

(49:44):
matched counts for Kant. Oh, OK, The leg battles over
here. He blocked my mutton shot.

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How could he swan at a besk? You gotta be clowning me.
Oh my God. It's so corny.
Complete side note, but I baked a.

(50:24):
Cake for Danny's Thanksgiving party and it is so yummy.
So I'm very proud of it. You will laugh until you
collapse. The world's strangest eyes so he

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can mix and match his features. Clone clone montage.
He just looks pretty much the same.

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That was 90% your own face. That's crazy, Sanji.
Oh my God, you'd have a heart, bitch.
Not for you, you say. Bro, I don't give a fuck about
you. You wasting my time.

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Oh my God. Beat his ass bro, please, he
said. I I'm a light mouth cigarette.
He said. Try to lay a hand on your front.
He said. I'll beat, I'll beat USAB any
day. I don't give a fuck.

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Is that how you treat your friends when I know they're not
my real friends? He's like I don't care who you
change into, you're still you. I'll still beat your ass.
A person's essence is their heart and soul.
That was pretty cool. That is very cool.

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Sanji, you're so refined. I'm so embarrassed to be
consumed by looks. Oh my God, no.
I knew he was going to turn into.

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Yeah. He's so easy to read, he said.
Oh, so I got to be a woman, He said.
Girl. Doesn't matter.

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We saving lives out here. Listen to whatever the hell this
bitch got to say, he said. This isn't even the Alabasta I
grew up with, he said. This is bullshit.

(53:35):
Everything that's around here, this ain't even it.
This ain't it, fam. So we gotta, we gotta get in
there. It's the people and they're
hurting each other. Get everybody together to say

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something for real. Yes, girl, Lock in.
Do something, mommy. You got to destroy the palace.

(54:21):
It's only a building. It's only a building.
You can always rebuild well. It's about to have nothing if
everyone breaks it down anyway. Hello.

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See is that her dad was like andSo what, you wanna mess with our
people instead of a country and the buildings?
We gotta take care of our people.

(55:27):
See and he. Was like, So what if they take
the palace? It's just a place.
The country will keep going withor without us.
See, it's not the people, it's not the place you gotta protect,
it's the people. A country is its people.

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It sounds like somebody of the government should listen to
that. And they say One Piece isn't
fucking political crazy. Oh my God, he's like, I'm

(56:18):
getting fake stepped on by Nami.This is wonderful.
Damn his one weakness women. He's like, damn, she's so cute I
can't hit her. This dumb bitch, this dumb

(56:54):
bitch. Him and his weaknesses.
Women. There's no bite to your bark,
huh? Mascara boomerang.
He really whipped off his fucking lashes and whips.

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My guy. This dumb bitch.
He's losing my respect right now.
Some people can't read between the lines.
It's so right. Oh my God, Sanji, you got to

(57:49):
just take the L and just fuckinghit that bitch.
Please. It's just a building.

(58:10):
It's just a building. It can always be rebuilt.

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I forgot. Is the other?
No. The other guy's not dead.
He's bringing, Luffy said. I met some good friends.
We're gonna save Alabaster. We're gonna be good.
We're gonna get you there, baby,no matter what.
At all. Cost.
We're gonna get you there. And there they did.

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They did deliver. So now this girl just has to
make sure everyone pays attention and actually gives a
fuck if she can meet up with therebel leader.
Koda. Koda Koka.
Whatever the hell his name is. Kosa.
Kosa Oh, I said you become quitebeautiful.

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Oh, he said we're gonna have a party for these bitches 'cause
they took care of you. So after I kicked Crocodile's
ass, give me food. Give me all the fucking food I
want. Says say less.
I'll give you whatever you want.Beat Crocodile's ass and I'll

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give you all the food you want. Yes, we do, Sir.
No, there is none. We're gonna save everybody's

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lives. I don't give a fuck.
We're about to take down this place in no time.
Let's go. Oh, you see through.
Oh, God, what is it gonna be? Oh, I was gonna hit.

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Let's see. What did he see through?
Oh, he can't hit while in that form.

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He said I caught you, girl, He said.
I can't hear you. I don't know what you're talking
about. Hello.
I, I that's totally not. That's totally not what's
happening. He how did he whip out more

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Swans to put on himself or did he just move the ones that were
on his back onto his feet? I think he did that.
This is Bombardier. Oh.

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OK, so he's got bombs in his feet.
That's crazy sharp as hell, shot from a
rifle. Oof.

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So that's going to be something.Can we talk about that?
All right, Sanji got it. Oh, stabbed him in the shoulder.
Yikes. Yeah, he's got a little bit more

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range with the with the swan shoes.
The fight is definitely not over, I'll tell you that.
But all right, come on, Sanji. He's not even dressed as Lamy
anymore. Like, lock in.
Let's go. Well, there's his second

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cigarette. As I recall, someone said that
there's 2 cigarettes per episodethat he smokes.
Baca. Oh.

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Oh this is like 2 blade blades going at each other Beyblade let
them RIP beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
beep. The fact that they're just

(01:04:01):
saying their moves. Baddie on baddie crime.
Oof. Oh God, they're still up and

(01:04:30):
running around Hui. Yeah.
Oh God, what do we got? What do we got?

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I know this bitch definitely took Heavy a hit from Sanjay.
So what the fuck was that? That was like a delayed spin.
Both of them are out for the count right now.

(01:05:22):
Oui, oh, oh, oh, Sanjay's getting back up and having a
third cigarette. You say you still alive bitch

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so you won't kill me. It's like I'm not going to kill
you So what are you waiting for bro?
I don't do that. Not don't help him back up.

(01:06:19):
Leave him on the floor. Walk away, but don't help him
back up. The testament of friendship
between rivals. OK thank God, I was about to say

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Sir, be so fucking for real right now.
He said Nah, just one for the road and I'm going to take the
goggles. Oof, I know he definitely took
some hits. Battle of Polka St.
Victor. Sanji Woo.
All. Right.

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Nice. Alright, so everybody's just
gonna have to get ready and thenget ready to run.

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She's been there her whole life.Oh, look at little baby Kuru.
She's she's responsible. She knows that's absolutely

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something that you should totally do.
This is definitely worth it. And light him up.
Let's go. Oh, not Mr. Crocodile himself
right now. Crocodile.

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It's him, he said. Oh no, we can't have that.
Mister Sandman himself. It's
going to be your house. Disrespectful.

(01:08:53):
And he has the king that's crazy.
And it's the real king because he said I've been killed him,
you thought. She's going to be like, I don't

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believe. You his slow ass laugh.
He laughs like Count from SesameStreet. 11 cookie this bitch OK,

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crocodile is swagged out. I'll give him that, but like
aside from that, like he just annoys me.
He's a fantastic villain, though.
I I got to give him that. All right, MVP of this episode.
Probably VB just because like the fact that she ran her ass

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back, finally got there, was able to corral the crowd of
royal soldiers and get like the top people to be like, hey,
let's blow this place up. We need to go to extreme
measures to like get this shit going.
She tried. She didn't succeed, but the fact
that she could like make sure everybody knows like what's
going on, what's happening and what is going to happen enough

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to like, hey, we got to destroy this so we can actually make an
impact so everyone can stop fighting and like, look over
here so I can talk, which is wonderful.
What's one thing that made me laugh?
Bon Clay, Like he turning into Nami and Sanji not being able to
hit him while he's a her. That was funny.

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That was funny indeed. I'm glad Sanji found a way
around that 'cause I was gonna be like, bitch be so for real.
Come on, like do. Something.
But I'm glad. I'm glad he won that and he got
the last last. He got the last hit in.
Took back Usap's goggles too in the meantime that Astra had to

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do anything to move the sums up or down in ranking.
Not since moving the last ranking.
So I moved VV down last episode just because she's been really
pissing me off but thankfully you know she's doing better this
one. But that doesn't forgive her.
Like I don't forgive her for being stupid the last like 3
episodes. So that's yeah.

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So ranking is still currently the same.
Did anything sad happen or was super emotional?
Not necessarily sad or emotional.
Nothing really this episode. I think probably the worst would
be V VS Dad coming back and being like almost dead but

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that's not necessarily super sador emotional it's just like.
Oh my God, Dad. And then is it anything cool or
hype happen? I really did like that fight
with Sanji and and Bon Clay. Mr. Mr. or two.
And it was very well done. And you, we haven't seen someone

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fight Sanji like to like, like that.
So it's nice to see that happens.
And now like Mr. 2 sees him as a, an official rival 'cause they
have similar styles. Cause especially we've seen
Zorro fight Mihawk at least for a little bit and you know, sword
to sword and they had their rivalry.
As much as Zorro isn't caught upto Mihawk, they're still

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technically, you know, almost going to be future rivals, but
at least in this case, it felt more like rivals and having 2
and Sanji like Sanji, I wouldn'tsay he met his match, but he met
his rival, which is is cool to see Everybody have like their
own like people. So Oh, I I just forgot that I

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didn't rank the last episode. OK, so the last episode I will
give it a six out of 10. This one I will give.
I'll give it a 7. Do I want to give it a 7?
I enjoyed the fight, but it wasn't like crazy.

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No, I'll give it a six. OK, so the other one no, but the
other one was a no, but usops, that battle was definitely not
as good. OK, I'll give that one.
So that episode 10 I will give, I'm sorry, episode 11 of

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Alabasta I will give I'll give it a six and this one I'll give
a 7. That's fine.
We'll just do it that way. OK, now we are on episode 13 of
Alabasta. We would be.
Manga chapters 181 to 189 or Alabasta episode 13.

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We are watching on one page for those of you guys who are just
tuning in and you are free to watch more of the episode.
If you actually want to see itself, you're more than allowed
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the chat and give us those awesome views, please feel free
to stay on YouTube. Or you can hop in on Twitch as

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well. Let's keep it going.
All right, so West Block. OK, so now we're seeing the
Zorro battle. Oh, the little Kunti girl.
OK so Nami and Zorro is like broshut up and hide like a hoe with

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her sassy walk. This is your only strength.
The only thing you got going foryou is fighting so you better do
it right. Oh they just walk it.
She's like yo why? Why y'all coming after me?
Why y'all coming this way? Start by eliminating the weaker

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targets. Oh.
She said me, then there's no point in getting rid of me, he
said. Nah, looks in style.
I got beat, but I'm not a fighter.

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She's like, hold up, hold up. All right, Zorro, you got to.
You got to go after them. It's like, bro, I told you to
shut up and hide. First of all, can we talk about
where the hell did the the ducksgo?
They just left her there, bro. She could have hopped on one of
the ducks and ran. OK.

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She who controls the weather. I can't.
Control the weather, Jackie. All right, continuing.
He's buried alive, actually. He could have lived a long life

(01:16:51):
if it wasn't for you. He was.
Like well you can still talk in the app because of his sacrifice
so girl do not give in to his

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bullshittery even if he did killhim.
Like I'm not going to let the enemy see me grovel.
Dumb woman. That's how I know Zorro's gets
fucked. Where are the ducks?

(01:17:42):
Where's the Duck squad? That's so many souls reference,
you know, Ball, so we're not getting anywhere.
He's so impatient. Oh nice.

(01:18:09):
Not him accidentally taking downthe pillar, Mr. One and miss
double winger versus Zorro and Nami.
Oh all that just fell down too. Sliced it with those arms.

(01:18:36):
It's a rather odd body you got there.
The dice. Dice fruit.
Any part of me can become a blade.
So your Dick can be a blade. Helicopter Dick for real?
Sorry, there's children here, I shouldn't speak like this.

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Zorro versus #1 is gas all right?
But he said listen, I just put him in his place.
He kept on going out meme. That's what he got.
If y'all want to try it too, feel free.

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Making a mockery of me? Nah man, I'm just showing you
how it's gonna be from a small time band of pirates.
He said. Yeah and what?
Who do you think you are? Said y'all.
Ain't nothing but puppets, bitch.
Just 10 soldiers or he said double finger.

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He said do whatever you want, girl.
I'm going after the girl. He's like, OK, she's gone.
Helicopter to impress a chick. Helicopter, helicopter.

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All right, Nami girl, you got toyou got to keep it moving.
You got to keep it running. I know you just ran OD so you
out of breath and you're tired, but like you got to go.
You ain't safe here. I think that's one thing that's
crazy is like people in the old times there was before cell

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phones, there was really no way to know how anybody was, if
people were alive, if people died, if there was an emergency,
if anything happened, like asidefrom like house phones, you know
what I mean, Or pay phones. This is why back in the day
there used to be more pay phones.
But like, I mean, now it's easier.
But it's so scary to think of back then, like if there was

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nothing available, that was it. There was no way to get in
contact with your friends, your family, nobody.

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Oh, stop torturing poor Chopper now she threw them out.
That's hilarious. We're different from them, are
we? Are you facts?

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Like they can, they can fight like hell, but the fact that
we're just ordinary humans with no power, like that's a whole
different ball game. That's why I give Nami so much
respect, you know what I mean? They should do something to
learn how to defend themselves. I mean, at least USAF got his

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own little, you know, he's got his little slingshot thing.
And so you got something to workwith, Want to be able to fight
like the others? I totally respect that.

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What's up? Don't give me that.
You definitely have something upyour sleeve.
Who says it's absurd? Because we lack time.
Who said I don't want to get something for you?
Are you saying there's somethingI can't do?

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The USAP factory that is so cute.
The fact that they have that there.
So weapons ain't created for free, Girly pop, she said.

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I mean, she had a, she had a staff in the beginning.
I guess it's like she can kind of use the staff, but not
really. Alright girly Pop, you can't

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stay here. You gotta keep it moving.
She just stabbed the shit out ofher shoulder from Oh no, she

(01:24:31):
shot her. I thought she stabbed her
through the rock. She fucking shot her.

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Spike person with spike spike fruit powers.
So the other one is cut and the other one is stab girl.

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OK, OK, so super Baton. Climate baton.
OK, Hello. Oh God.

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OK, let's try this again, she said.
Girl, are you good? That's two for two.

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Hello awkward brown goddess, I see you on Instagram.
Girl Nami's out here fighting for her life.
She just got her shoulder shot in fucking crazy.
Oh my God. Kairo de Goat says I love One
Piece. I'm on episode 478.
No spoilers. Mr. you're way ahead of me.

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Oh Robin, do we hate the intro song for Alabasta?
Oh, thoughts, thoughts, thoughts, thoughts.
What do you guys think? The fact that Robin can just
take down all those soldiers, I mean, that's why she's like

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huge, you know, she's the right hand man, as they say.
Stab, stab, stab. Stab.

(01:27:32):
Stabbity stab. I caught it literally when she
got shot. Definitely been a while since
I've binged on One Piece. Oh my God, this has been yeah
IIA crazy time. Especially because I think this
is the first like real battle weget to see with Nami.
Because before that, like, you know, she attempted with the

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Fishman Island, but she didn't really do too much.
It was mostly just the guys fighting for her.
So for the fact that at least she's trying be a good.
Girl and stay right there. I want to see who they're going
to get for this crazy, you know,looking woman.

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Really. Chong Chong.
Oh my God. She's like, all right, I'm done

(01:28:42):
with your games. Oh, she cut her face.
She said. Nah, I'm out.
I'm done. I'm over it.
We're not doing this. We're not doing this today.
Goodbye. Come on, girl, you got to do

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something. OK?
Time for those the batons to lock in and do something.
She said If I'm gonna. She said if I fucking die, I'm
gonna curse the shit out of USAAB with my last dying breath
and make sure he feels this. OK?
All right, At least he got she got some instructions.

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She's gonna learn. Why is she on the ceiling?
Why is she on the? Ceiling what?
Is this? Oh my God, she locked herself in
with her spikes. Spin her a hedgehog porcupine

(01:29:46):
ass bitch. Oh my God, hold up.
She's like hold the fuck? Up.
Chill, chill, chill. Give me a freaking minute.
Oh my God. Sonic the Hedgehog out here.
Hello. Oh.

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Did we need a titty reveal for that?
God damn bro. What?
OK, Spikes went down well. She isn't a total amateur.

(01:30:34):
That's a compliment, I will say that.
But like, they just wanted her back in that dance outfit, I'm
telling you. She's here.

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To go. You should watch five more
tonight. Oh my God, is that on the back?
The battle ones on the back. Oh, OK.
Finally she found the battle instructions.
This is this is stressing me outGirl.

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In my 8 years as a thief, was there a reason to cut the fit
Aura? Pure aura.
She's just sitting there smokingher cigarette like girl you said

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I'm so tired of your games. Understand the characteristics.
She should have practiced this beforehand.
Girl, you can't literally show up to the day of the fight and
not know how to use your weapon.Heat ball.

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Sanda Bull. If you use them at parties,
they're fun, she said. Girl, are you done?
Like you're wasting my time. Every shoe is a high heel if you
really try. Oh my God.

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Stabbed her through the leg. Oh my God.
Oh, I felt that. Oh.
My God. OK, at least that helped a bit,
but God damn OK. OK.

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And cause a tremendous wind cyclone temple use.
It at the fact that he's like, yeah, you can use that at a
party, bro, this ain't for partytricks.
I literally asked you to make mea weapon for battle.
Like. Bro, she got stabbed in the

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Falcon leg. Hello.
That shook me. That shook me indeed.

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She could make. A.
Hallucination through the different temperatures?
Nah, that's just some anime bullshit because.
What? A mirage.
I made a mirage. You got to survive using your
brain. I understand that.

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I hope that. Bird like poops on the other
girl. The pole is straight shenanigans
and she said I understand it now.
I am pure shenanigans. So Nami with her fancy ass baton

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against the the porcupine over there.
Science. Oh my God, USAP in full.
Body cast. Hi, Liam.
Thanks for joining the chat. You got my goggles back.
Yay. Oh my God, it's like, oh,

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they're fucking broken. This is N Blue's newest model,
he said. Well, I got it back for you.
It's the thought that counts. Rebel army's reinforcement.
Oh. Lord.

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Bro, we don't even know what's happening with BB Chan.
She is. Oh hey, eyelashes.
I was like, bro, where you been?Thanks.
No, no, no, no. She's got to help him this time,

(01:36:06):
not them having him on the crosslike he's Jesus.
Hello. Nailing him up there.
Thanks, Liam. I appreciate it.

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Thank you. Yeah, I got my jutsu Kaizen
sweater on. I can't show the back but
Sakunas things on both sides. He he Sakuna, gotta represent

(01:36:53):
the daddy. Where is Pluton?
What is Pluton? What is Pluton?
What is this about to be? How do you know that name?

(01:37:18):
Oh, what is this about to be? Is it going to be like the place
where like all of the rain powder was spread out or where
was it stored? Y'all just going to stand there
like hello help him do something.
Well clearly they can't fight against those two but like God

(01:37:40):
damn bro you're just going to stand there and watch him.
Oh my God, this is getting. Frustrating.
Jesus Christ. OK, as we are continuing, we are
analysing every episode. Going off on seeing it's OK MVP

(01:38:01):
of this episode, I don't even know who feels like an MVP this
time. Maybe 'cause I don't want to say
Nami, she really was not MVP forthis.
Maybe Zorro, he was only there for a little bit, but like the

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fact that he like really rescuedNami when he was like, hey, you
got a run girl, they're going tokill you if you don't like hello
hide. And she was like.
No, it's fine. You're going to do it.
You're going to do great, you'regoing to do great sorrow, you're
going to do great. It's going to be fine.
And they're like, OK, yeah, we're going to kill the weakest
first, like. And she was like Shook

(01:38:46):
surprised. And so he held his own with that
one. I'm glad that Nami did find out
about how to, actually. Use the baton because girl,
yeah, that was a mess at first, but you know, you got to have a
build up before she learns to fully lock in.
What's something that made me laugh?

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I think Nami's optimism when shewas like, OK, here's my Thunder.
Thing go and it's like the punchthing like it's so classy, like
corny old 2000s jokes like it. It's stupid, but I do.
Appreciate the old old school humor.
Even though it's not usually my type of humor, it's it's funny

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to see every now and again. How did the plop progress?
Well, now they know that the king has been captured.
Croc is at the palace with Miss Robin or Miss What is it all
Sunday or whatever? And now the reinforcements are
coming. So there's a lot going on, but

(01:39:52):
at least you know, some of the squad is together.
We still don't know where Luffy is, he's coming.
But next episode I definitely want to see the Zorro versus #1
battle. That should be a very cool.
Did a straw hat do anything to move themselves up or down in
ranking? No.
I think it's still good, as though what we had the first

(01:40:14):
time. Next one was anything sad or
emotional. No, I don't think.
Anything was necessarily sad or emotional.
Pretty much it was just kind of Nami learning.
I guess the closest thing to Saturn emotion was just like
Nami being like, I really don't want to be a hindrance to my

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team. I feel like I need something to
defend myself because I am not you know, I'm you and me are
only human Usop like we're not like these freak shows.
We got to do something to be able to defend for our lives.
So I want to help and I, you know, she knows her weaknesses
and the fact that she's willing to try to do something different
to combat that is like, you know, that's, that's a huge

(01:40:56):
step, you know, to be able to face your weaknesses and all
that kinds of stuff. It's it's, you know it.
Takes a lot to say that and thendid anything cool or hype
happen? It was cool seeing I don't even
know that sexy ladies the the sexy porcupine hedgehog lady.

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She has a very cool powers. A big spike so it's fun and and
hype to see the battle with her.And Nami is cool to see how
creatively she can use her powers.
The fact that she like you can stab through a wall to knock the
wall down even though she could have just gone around.
The fact that she used it to climb up a wall and just hang
from the ceiling. For what?

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For Aura, she used it to become a hedgehog ball and like fully
Sonic the Hedgehog. Like that was that.
Was pretty cool. So I liked seeing those moments
because I'm like, even though Nami finally figured out how to
work the baton, it doesn't equate to how cool the enemy's

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villain powers were. So I definitely think that was
more fun. All right, OK, we have two more
episodes. I think this episode was more of
a 5. It's this battle was more low
key and I do appreciate Nami's like self-awareness check, but

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it wasn't really a crazy, crazy episode.
So I I'll give it a five. It was regular, you know,
nothing, nothing super insane. We are mids battle.
But even though there's still a lot going on, we'll, we'll see.
All right, so we have two more episodes of the night.
This is Alabasta 14 and we'll bedoing up to Alabasta 15 and we

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were reading the manga. We'd be on chapters 192 to 195.
We are watching on one page. For those of you guys who want
to watch, if you want to see more, you can look at the
Instagram, but if you want to bein the chats, you are more than
willing to hop on to YouTube or Twitch.
Feel free. We are continuing this night and

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let's skip over this theme song and keep it going.
The fact that she just ripped off most of her fit for the
aura, like just to have like a sexy fit, that was a a choice.

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Also, can we talk about the factthat she literally got stabbed
through the fucking leg and theyjust brushed over that?
Like did she not get stabbed through the leg 'cause that's
what it looked like at first. OK, so he's got some weapons

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this time. Let's see what actually happens.
She said oh, almost got her. That's an interesting.
Weapon you've got there? Oh yeah, without effective

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attacks. Her boobs are spikes.
She made herself have spiky boobs.
This is so funny. Her.
That was her nose. I mean, you got to get creative
with the weapons when your wholebody's a weapon, but this is so
funny. Nami better clutch up.

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Leo, you are correct. Oh, she stole some of it.
You can't kill me with a toy like this.
This is that A sweater can buildup more charge than this.

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And say give it back, you don't know it like impossible.
That's me. OK, time for the power of
science. There's a rain technique.
OK, girl, you gotta do somethinghere.

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Let's see. Let's lock in.
OK, So she's raining it around. She's like, OK.
He said, damn girl, you seem desperate.
Can you? She's like, can you stop with
this because I'm ready to kill you?

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She's like, I have a. Plan.
Let me do my. Plan sea urchins thing.
Or at least she knows that she looks like a sea urchin.
OK, we got heat bubbles, he said.
Get honeycombs, bitch. She incinerated the wall.

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The fact that she. Comes out like.
I'm good. It is embarrassing.
Girly Pop, you got to do something, please.
What is she doing? Why is she stabbing herself?

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Spike. Spike doping.
Hello. She can just she can just do
that. Dope herself up with her powers.
Girl, you gotta run. Do something.
Come on, girl. Come on, girl.

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She just got jacked for no reason.
Wild waist on thinner as some bigger waist on thinner.
This girl OK, she made a ring cloud.
So now is she going to like Thunder?

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Spike it? OK, OK, OK.
She's trying to make a thunderstorm.
OK, The fact Yeah, I was going to say, the fact that this girl
is just letting her do her shit.She's like, all right, I'm over

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it. Like, let me kill you.
Are you? Oh let's see how this works.

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Is she actually gonna got you? I mean Thunder strikes on the
highest thing around. OK, I'm honestly surprised that
Nami didn't get hit too, but youknow, do it for the anime.

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Nami is being saved by the plot so hard it's crazy.
Absolutely. This is some true bullshit.
Yeah, the fact that she's not there and made a mirage.

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Like why are you here baiting her right now?
You may find mirages in cyclones.
Be on the lookout for tornadoes.Oh God, tornado tempo.

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You only get one shot so use it as a last resort. 0 is this.
Oh my God that's true.

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I was going to say girl you got stabbed in the leg.
Like at least they finally acknowledged it because she was
walking around doing her little thing like it was nothing.
I'm going to just leave that to the adrenaline rush.

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Oof, that strain on her leg, shesaid.
This is. Light work.
This is nothing to me. She said compared to Vivi, this
is. Nothing.
I am here. Oh my gosh, are they going to do

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something? She's going to be like, that was
real cute. Oh, they're wrapping around her.
Oh, oh, it ain't over yet. She's like, what is happening?

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OK so I made a little tornado inthere.
So Nami's whole battle is essentially anime logic type
stuff. Is she out?

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Like for reals? The freaking the silhouette of
her body. This girl did not deserve to

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lose, but like the power of science, big brain, I guess you
know, You know what? I blame USAP for making such a
pathetic weapon. You are correct 'cause if it was
a little bit more straightforward like Nami, Nami
could have been one, but not. Much we can do.

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There Battle of the Medi Assembly Hall Alberna North
Black winner Nami. OK well physics and chemistry
was the true winner all along. Oh OK, so Pluton is like a super

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thing. The ancient world's most
devastating weapon hidden somewhere in this country.
You don't need to know. A.
Secret passed down with the throne.

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It's been your target from the start.
But the most fearsome military, Yeah, that's why he wants to
take over the freaking country. Oh my God.
So he's gonna all get all the pirates over here so he can best

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the world government. The country of dreams, my ass.
He's like, they probably won't, which is why I'm going to have
Pluton and I'm going to make sure to blow them away, he said.
Look, I don't know the location.Yeah, what you say probably

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isn't completely a lie, but oh God, yeah, he definitely

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crucified him. So like.
Bro, their hands, like can you not stab the hands?
Can you not shoot the hands? My boy Crocodile, this your king

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aimed at the square. Oh no.
So there's going to be explosions everywhere.
What? So it's going to kill?

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So it's going to kill the rebel army and the Royal Army.
So he really don't give a fuck. I know he didn't give a fuck
about both sides, but like, now he's like really going to cut
both sides? Doesn't that please you?
You wanted to cake both sides, didn't you?

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Oh, he's like, no, I'll just blow up both armies instead of
the palace. He's like, I want this palace
for my house. So like, I don't want you to do
that. He is a despicable.
What is his motivation? What is what is the reason?

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I want to know why is Crocodile doing all this?
I guess to gain power but like what was like can we analyze him
like does he have a mother? He seems like a motherless hoe.
He really seems like he had no love and that's why he had to
gain his own power. Why would you give him the

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weapon? That makes no sense whatsoever.
Oh, he's gonna die. He's gonna attack Crocodile and
die. Crocodile will literally beat
the shit out of you and choke you with your own.
Like choke you with sand? Someone said that Mister #1

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should be played by the die by the guy who plays Luke Cage in
Marvel's live action, and I completely agree.
But if it's not him, I hope theydo get somebody else that looks
just as beautiful. Oh, he's going by the Bulls.

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OB says OK, is anything gonna happen?
We're gonna see blade V blade. What's gonna happen?
Your body is as hard as steel. Mm hmm.
OK, smashing and cutting attacksdon't work on me.

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Try again, bitch. He's right.
I give you that one, fam. Good on you.
Oh, he took off the the fly ass coat.

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He's a guy. I think it's time for me to
level up. I've been trying to, you know,
practice against somebody. So this is going to be a good
opportunity. All right, Will they or won't
they actually manage to blow up all the people?

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I highly doubt they're going to blow up all the people.
I hope they're going to get a chance to blow up the palace,
but we'll see. You might want to Curb Your
Enthusiasm, Sir. My dice.
Dice powers the fact that they all have like, double names.
Like who started that? He's like, yeah.

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Yeah, I got the picture. I don't really care.
I don't know how many stories that you met.
But they ain't like me, bitch, he said.
At least your tongue is sharp. That's funny.

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Not him. Naruto running.
We'll see how long you last. Oh, right back at you.
Let's go. All right.
Oh. Oh.
OK. OK.
OK. Zorro versus 1.

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Let's see how it is His leg. Who?
He said Shwap, shwap, shwap, shwap, shwap, shwap, shwap,

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shwap, shwap. Oh, by the way.
Shwap tiger of trap. I don't know if that's gonna be

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it, fam. Uh, yeah.
There we go. He's still out here.
Alright, Zora, you gotta level it up.
He said light work. No reaction, he said.
I told you, bro, you ain't gonnado shit in me, he said.

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Aye, aye, you didn't bruise, so I'm gonna give you that.
That was kind of cool, but I'm gonna try again.
First time and the last leg blade.

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Slice, slice. Yeah, the guy's a human blade,
so his whole. Body.
Is something different, Yeah, you gotta watch out for that
sparkling. Daisy.
Just cut a whole freaking building like it was nothing.

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He's a bit strong, isn't it? Be gone, be gone, thought.
Sent him flying too. You know what I will say he is

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the second black person that I've seen in a very cool design
here. So I give one piece that still
not even though they were slightly cool, they were both
slightly racist. So like you get slight points,
you know what I mean? But you know, some some

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representation I think is betterthan nothing and it still looks
better than some of the other ones, but still not 1000%.
So like ups and downs? Hey shade, what's going on?

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Goss Kimmy? I'm not always in bright pink.
Oh they can also cut anything. OK, I totally miss what he was
talking about. Sometimes I like to be in dark

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colors. And I'm wearing my special
Sakuna JJK hoodie, my bedazzled one with the cool Sakuna things
on the side. And I have the big sign.
On the back I'm. Not going to turn around right
now, but still you got to you know, you got to be swagged out
every now and again I'll. Be a swordsman who can cut

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anything. They bro, did you even listen to
me? Is he gonna throw the building
back at him like what's happening?
He said see if you can nick me. Just nick me.
You'll never scratch me. You're always on the defensive,

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bro. Oh, OK.
When I do cut steel, that's whenyou'll be dead.
The fraud, losing points. Come on, Zorro.

(02:04:54):
Come on, Zorro. Which fraud?
Who you talking about? So he's been capable of cutting
nothing. Oh, he's come on, Zorro, It's

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time. It's time.
You gotta, you gotta do it. Big swipe, big swipe.
So I'll just cut you up. How are you gonna do that, bro?
Is there a certain way he needs to cut?
A certain angle, a certain strength?

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There has to be something he cando.
I feel like he's gonna end up breaking his blades by the time
Woo Crab Grab did that do anything is the real

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question. Probably not.
It probably just pushed him backas it does look like he did.
So he said I'm done with you. He said yeah the feeling is
mutual. He said don't consider yourself

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swordsman cause anything on my body can do twice as much as
you, any of you and your bullshit ass swords can.
Oh and he can make himself into a little drill.
Sorry not a drill, a chainsaw. I'm an assassin.

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How fast he's spinning. Bruh I could never have been an
excavator. I'd pulverize anything I touch.
Oh, what did he cut into his chest?

(02:07:21):
Yikes. Don't like the look of that.
Oh, he just fully went into his stomach bad.
OK, well don't like to see that.Where did he cut him besides the

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giant hole in his probably stomach?
He said Damn, you're still breathing bro, He said.
Nah, I can't turn my back. I can't do this to Luffy.
I gotta keep it going, he said. Bro, you're disarmed.

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What do you want to do? OK, he took a hit that could
literally break this thing and he's still alive.
Pure anime logic, but like you know, the aura Swag walk.

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Rest in peace, bye. Today is not my day for Stone
Zorro. 'S getting his ass beat bad.
Lordy Lord, Yikes. It's crazy 'cause it's like he

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just got those crazy ass like cuts, like taking the freaking
chainsaws to the stomach and thecuts into his body, but he's
still standing. I give him respect for still
standing, but like it's pure anime logic, you know, like the
amount of blood that he'd be there.

(02:09:22):
Yeah. How are you still standing, bro?
He's the guy. Sliced you to shreds.
Did you dodge those falling rocks?
No. They all hit me.
You can't tell me that Zorro doesn't have some kind of power.
Did I dodge them? I don't remember.
I knew where the stones would land.
Sir. This man.

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This man. At least he's wary of
everything. And said, OK, one of my one of
my swords is here. What is this feeling?

(02:10:11):
This feeling is, is, is it locking the fuck in?
The feeling that he's going to die so that he's got to step it
the fuck up. He's in the zone, he's in the
cum zone. He's in the zone, so when the

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stones were falling, I could sense them as if they were
alive. Interesting.
It was more distinct than that. What you got, bro?
You about to tell us you got some A stone's Rhythm.
Everything has their own rhythm.OK, so he's finally listening to

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what his his sensei was trying to teach him, capable of cutting
nothing. And when cutting nothing is that
knowing the rhythm, you got to cut everything.
Let's see, by God Kimmy it was chopping by to like the stream.

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Life be life in type shit. Thank you for stopping by Shane.
I super appreciate it and also yes, thanks.
A good reminder guys. If you haven't liked the stream
already, please give it a littlelike I would super appreciate
it. OK, so he's he said.

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All right, I'm not gonna stop playing around.
I'm gonna actually kill you. Nobody does ass pulls like
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I don't know, man.
One Piece is pulling out some bullshit out of here.
I mean, I do believe it because obviously I've been watching
Jojos and like, they do pull shit out of your ass like, for

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nothing. But like, this ain't far off.
One sword style draw lion song. Oh, that's cool.
He can make his own skates on his feet.
That's pretty. That's pretty dope.
Not gonna lie. OK.

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Oh, that's a little bit more than a Nick.
Mr. I give you my thanks. If it wasn't for you, I would
never be able to get stronger. So I appreciate that.
It's like, oh, he did get stronger during this fight.
He wasn't kidding. Yeah.
This is a little. Crazy.

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What's next? I'm sorry you got to cut
Diamond. Oh, that'd be a good one.
That would be a waste. Oh, why you say that?
Said I You win. You know what?
The dude that can never be cut was finally cut.

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So goes to say that he didn't really have any tolerance for
pain or anything 'cause he neverdealt with that.
So he's like, yeah, I'm out. Duke winner Zorro.
OK, all right, not too bad. Not too bad.

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OK, so that was episode 14 of Alabaster.
Let's go through and let's analyze this bitch.
All right, who is MVP of this episode?
I mean, obviously you got to kind of give it to Zorro.
He really, like, I keep saying it, but like he really, truly
does lock the fuck in and get his shit done because he

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realized this isn't working. I got to do something different.
I need to level up, I need to change, I need to accelerate.
I need to go beyond plus ultra. Like truly.
So yeah, he the fact that he realized what he had wasn't
working and change it up to do something different to make it

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better. So what's one thing that made me
laugh? I would feel like there wasn't
really that many funny parts to this, so I don't think anything
really made me laugh. Maybe the anime logic of it,
Like the fact that Zorro took all those hits like it was
nothing and he was just like actually I'm still here, let's

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see, Did a Straw Hat do anythingto move themselves up or down in
ranking though? As cool as that fight was with
Zorro, I still don't think it's worth moving him up at all.
I like I said, I'm not a Zorro or Sanji Stan.
No stands yet, but Sanji's just a little bit higher.

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And then was anything sad or emotional?
No, this is, I mean a little. Bit of the fact that they're the
king is getting Zas whooped, being on that, being crucified
on there with the nails and the fact that the crocodile's like
ha ha, this is my master plan. I'm going to rule everything ha
ha and Vivi's like. How could you want to kill all

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those innocent? People like that was that was
emotional for her, you know, butI wouldn't say it's super
emotional in general, but like Ithink that's the closest thing
to that and that anything cool or hype happened.
I'm glad that Zorro learned likethe rhythm of everything,
because that was some bullshit, some anime bullshit type stuff.

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But like, you know, everything needs a plot point now.
Zorro can like feel things and cut through things that he
didn't know before. He said, what are you gonna do,
cut diamond necks? That would be a waste.
Like bitch, shut the fuck up. But cool moment, you know?
All right, last episode of the night.
Oh wait, I forgot to give my rating.

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This was a solid episode. I did like it.
I think it's a 7. I don't think I necessarily
liked it more or less than than the Bon Clay versus Sanji's
episode. Like both, like both of them
were good. Nami's episode I think was just

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a six, you know, nothing crazy. But I did like seeing different
powers from the villain girl. Hers was very cool.
So Miss Double Finger, I think her name was all right last
episode of the night. Alabaster 15 or if we're reading
the manga, 196 to 198. We are continuing on.

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We are a little bit more than 10% of being through with One
Piece guys. Can we believe it?
OK, also let's look at what the results are.

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It's OK, it's trash or I love it.
Oh wow, 50% or 45% says it's OK.The theme song is actually OK
45% they love it and 9% says it's trash.
Interesting. Would not have expected that
this was kind of a an ass. Oh, kicking claw force,

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Alabasta's elite guard unit. Bitch where the fuck have y'all
been? Stay away from this man.
Yeah, I don't think these guys are going to be able to do

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anything. All four of us will fight
together. All they're about to get their
asses whooped. I see you a mask quite the

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following. So I'm gonna take you down a
notch. I'm gonna let you run home real
quick. If you're the ringleader of this
rebellion, then we've gotta fuckyou up, bro.

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Is that what I think it is? What is it?
I said don't even bother their vermin.
Oh. What did they do?
Doe Bump to temporarily boost their powers?

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They drank the hero elixir, a deadly potion.
They only have a few minutes left to live, he said.
Wow, that's going to be hilarious when you don't beat me
and you cost your lives. So yeah, we did this without

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telling you, but we're going to try our best.
All right, let's see. Oh, did someone hang themselves
there? Yikes dumb as hell because he's

(02:20:35):
literally about to turn them into sand like it's nothing.
Like I don't know what y'all don't understand.
They need somebody with water powers.
Water like a sword is not going to do shit for this man.

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Physical things is not going to do shit with this man.
They need to like get him a jar,put him in it and like fill it
with water and consistently havehim there.
You should have valued your lives, he said.
Y'all stupid as hell now look atyourselves.

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Ah, ah, ah, ah, Sounding like the Count from from Sesame
Street. All right, but can they at least
get like the king? Can you at least get the king
down from there? All right, they're about to die,

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and now what? Stupid as hell, stupid as hell.
Wasted away for what? And he's just sitting there
laughing at them like he's he's he's right about that definition
of stupidity. Indeed.
Because what was the reason? What is he, a wolf?

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Don't follow them till their deaths.
A zowen type. Oh, he's a Jackal bro.
Physical attacks do not work on this man.
Why is nobody understanding this?

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See, this is the only reason that I can believe that Nami won
in her battle. Because she used her brain.
Because people here are clearly fucking stupid.
Yeah, let me try. Physical attacks against the
Sandman made out of freaking sand.
Yeah, let me try hitting sand. Have you ever tried punching

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sand? Like, they know his powers.
Why wouldn't they think to fighthim with something that goes
against his powers? I don't understand like.
Luffy, I understand because he didn't know this guy's true
powers, you know what I mean? But the fact that these royal
guards, they've known about Crocodile's powers this whole

(02:23:19):
time, like they've known about him, yeah, let me go dope up on
myself on Super Poison and just try to beat the shit out of him.
Like, bro, you were not touchingthis man.
You were not touching this man. Oh, you super.

(02:23:45):
See, I'm not crying, you're crying.
The mohag said that Luffy's dead.
Yeah, he ain't dead. He's like, bro, you believe that
bullshit? Of course not.

(02:24:07):
He. Said I don't believe it either.
I don't believe it either. Hold your snot until the battle
is over. Facts.

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If you want to thank pirates, you got to show us the good.
He's like, what are you trying to do, Leech this country?
He said. Nah.
Hey, Sevy, what's going on behind the medi assembly hall?
Alu Barna. All right, girl, get up and get

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out. She might wake up and, you know,
come after you again. So hello, but now she's gonna be
limping. Use this pole as a freaking
walking stick with that stab wound and the fact she's still
in her heels. Why is she walking like she
didn't get stabbed through the leg?
See like this anime logic pissesme off.

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After a battle, that guy eats tons.
OK, yes, flashback. Forget the flashback, let's go,
let's go. Oh, it's because he's passed out

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and he doesn't remember. OK, so the squad is trying to
get back together, not them throwing off USAP.
Oh my God, stupid. This whole country is fucking
stupid. Or at least the Royal Army is
stupid as fuck right now. Weakness is a crime.

(02:26:24):
Oh God, who's this going to be? Yeah, early One Piece kind of is
a bit more stretchy with the rules, pun intended.
Yeah, Bread, bread. You are correct.
Because, oh, finally. OK, Koza, using your old

(02:26:48):
shortcut. Oh,
yeah, bro, he's evil. Peace with the Royal Army.
Yeah, it ain't the Royal Army, bro.

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Our country's hero. Between two headless lizards is

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crazy is that it's actually simple the worst possible
scenario? Do you see the picture Koza

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bro, let this girl speak. At least he admitted it.
Everything you thought was the king, it was me.
It was me, Neil, the whole time.And you all played right into my
hands. So they were chasing their own

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tails over there, and you were falling into my trap.
And now what? You could have died without
knowing the truth. But now you came here and you
know what your dad been told you, Your dad been told you
don't listen to the king, don't listen to the rumors.

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Bad about the king, he said.
You still. Alive, bitch.

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Oof. All right, at least.
VV went with him 'cause God damngirl you won't let it become a

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battlefield but like. It won't end in just a panic.
The war won't stop. So what are you planning to do,
girl? Oh, yeah, it'll get worse.

(02:30:48):
Oh God, everybody's heading overthere.
Broke it up. Do something.
Do something. Top three characters I like so
far you have missed my ranking, but I am glad to reiterate we
have Nami at the top at number one that we have Sanji, then we

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have Zorro, then we have Chopper, then we have Luffy,
then we have Vivi, and then we have Usopp.
So those are my ranking of theseStraw Hats currently.
Oh he's still alive? That's crazy.
Where did he stab him then? Alabaster's guardian.

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Deity, if I can still draw breath, I can fight.
And that is what you call stupidbro.
You go ahead, you 2 go ahead. I'll fight him and go.

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Oh, he knew him when he was little, so he trained him since
he was little. That's so cute.
So that's why he was reacting like that.
I'm just a kid, go easy on me. Evil won't do that.
Sanji #2 yes, Sanji is currently#2 only a little bit higher than

(02:32:32):
Zorro. It's a living document.
I'm not a Zorro or Sandra stand yet, but we'll see as it
continues on. And if you guys haven't so far,
please give the stream a little like please and thank you beep
beep. Bro why are you questioning

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fucking do it. I really wish that a lot of

(02:33:37):
these bitches had like loud speakers or something.
The age-old conflicts. You are correct.
The King's head, they really trying to cut his head off

(02:34:08):
bro. They got to do something bro.
Yeah, chill, chill, chill. All right, white flags, we got
them up and the leaders right there in the dead center.

(02:34:52):
They don't got the will to fights.
That's how you defuse a bomb. Baroque works.

(02:35:34):
Oh no. Oh, she put her whole pussy into
that scream. Nah, somebody got to heal him.
Please don't let this man die. I'm going to be so pissed.

(02:35:59):
That's this girl's future husband.
Like don't do this to her. Oh my God, can we kill the one

(02:36:27):
guy? Can we just kill the one guy?
Kill him instead. Nobody's listening to him.

(02:36:58):
It's Crocodile, bro. Yeah, He's blocking it so nobody
can see or hear. He's starting up bullshit.
I hate this. I hate this for them.
I absolutely hate this for them.Literally just the baroque works

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people. Both armies.
Oh, infiltrated. Yeah, fucking crocodile got him.

(02:38:13):
Like bro, it wasn't even us. This man, this man is so smart.
Crocodile unfortunately has his claws on both sides.
Don't fight. Bitch, no one is listening to
you over this noise. Nobody's listening to him over
this noise. Can someone please get this man

(02:38:34):
up out the floor before someone tramples over him?
Oh my God. Yeah, girl.
See, there she goes again, beingstupid.

(02:39:01):
Oh my God this is stressing me out.
I am. Everything is exploding,
everything is happening. This is crazy ass fucking war.
We need something to stop this. Can we get a Can we get a jar of
water to put crocodile in? Because I'm really not seeing we

(02:39:26):
we need like a jar with the freaking thing to hold the devil
fruit holders, like the jail cell.
We need that for him. Fill it with water.
Yeah. Your voice ain't reaching them

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for nothing. You tried.
She said I ain't going to leave without you, but what are you

(02:40:07):
going to do, girl? You can't fight him, but there's
no point in running. Yes it is.
That's absolutely his doing. It's called a sea stone.
Thank you. Thank you, Girly Pop.

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I don't think he's gonna let yougo anywhere.
If we do. This The rebellion is stop.
If we do that, the rebellion is stop.
What if I kill you right now? All right, all right, Straw
Hat's about to pull up and causesome havoc.
Let's do it. Said I don't give a fuck.

(02:41:11):
I'm not giving up on my ideals. I can't believe when I started
One Piece, I had no idea that there was a villain named Croc.
Yeah, actually, that's hilarious.
I was literally just thinking ofthat the other day.
Guys, I hope you know Corey's name is not actually based off
of this crocodile. Like he had that since he was
young. And it turns out Crocodile

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became his favorite villain. So the more you know, I will
save this country. You go, girl.
You believe in that? Oh, these are kind of gross.

(02:41:56):
My brother got me the holiday eggnog versions of the chestnut
cookies. This ain't it, fam.
Oh, he's about to drop her. I hope he drops her and she

(02:42:17):
jumps right back up after falling on Luffy.
Oh actually probably the hawk guy will probably swoop her up
and carry her and then drop Luffy and be like ha ha, you
thought I was dead. In the end, your optimistic

(02:42:44):
ideals is going to do anything. It's going to kill everybody in
this country that you love so much.
What do you have against the people in this country bro?
What did they do to you? Why are you so pissed at this
country? I will repeat Crocodile seems

(02:43:07):
just like a motherless bitch. Like he definitely had no love
and that's why he's like this. You did a fine job spying, but
that was it. He said you and your allies

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couldn't do shit in the end, so now what?
All that for what? Did nothing but create more
unnecessary victims. You can't save this country.

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That's what you think? Who?
Doggy? All right, She's either good,
all right, I think that the hot guy is going to or the Falcon
guy is going to come in and shoop snag her up as he brings
Luffy. Am I correct?

(02:44:30):
Let's see. I was right.
I called it from a mile away. Look at me.
I knew it. I knew it's.
Look at me. I'm so good at this.

(02:44:51):
I called it a mile. Away so now the second he drops.
So the Falcon dudes going to come in with Luffy?
Whoa. I'm so proud of myself for
guessing that, Aha, I was correct, all right?
Oh my gosh. All right.
Well, that was the last episode of the night, all right?

(02:45:14):
MVP of this episode. None of y'all bitches.
Nobody did. Anything.
Oh my gosh, Poza did nothing, Princess, nothing, the King
nothing, her crew, nothing. Nobody did shit.
I don't think there deserves to be an MVP episode.

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I mean, I guess Falcon guys since he came in to swoop them
up, but like bare minimum, you know what I mean?
Like last resort, Oh my gosh, 'cause that was, it was so
predictable. I was like, so predictable, but
whatever. All right, what's something that
made me laugh? It made me, what made me laugh
was just how pathetic those freaking the squad was the like.

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Super night squad, defense groupor whatever.
And they're like, we're the defenders of this.
We have to try. So we're gonna dope ourselves up
and try to kill him with everything we've got, like.
And died for what? For what?
Yeah, let me try to slice the Sandman cause what's that's
gonna do? Oh my God, pathetic.

(02:46:28):
That was so stupid. So that made me laugh at how
stupid that was. Nobody here has water powers,
which sucks. But like, even if you don't have
powers, like something, you gotta think of something.
I mean again, if they could havethought of something with water
they wouldn't be in this mess inthe fucking first place.
But like, I don't know, think ofanything bro to like deal with

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croc like I don't know, you got to think with your brains.
How did the plot progress? Huge plot progression 'cause now
Koza knows what's going on. The army is now even worse
fighting with each other. Brodo quirks have fought and
killed people on both sides to try to instigate.

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Croc has his freaking pans at both sides of the pot.
Like, I don't know, that was a lot.
So and now the big reveal that Luffy is still alive is here.
So that's gonna be a whole a whole other thing.
So I am excited to see what the next one who brings in, 'cause

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now that the Straw Hats have allindividually had each of their
own fights to fight like the outside bad guys, now it's time
to head for the real bad guy andto have that big battle.
Did a straw hat do? Anything to move themselves up
or down in ranking. No, not since my last revisit
and moving VV down. In the beginning I moved her

(02:47:59):
down a spot under Luffy because this bitch is pissing me off.
She's not thinking rationally. She's making all these stupid
odd decisions. She's doing shit that like girl,
you got to sit and think about this Like no one's going to hear
you screaming after all these gunshots and fighting.
Like come on. Multiple times ridiculous.
Was anything sad or emotional? That scene where Koza was

(02:48:25):
literally there and then he justgot shot for no reason.
That was kind of sad, especiallyafter everything that they
fought for. Like that was that was really
messed up. Oh, no, no.
You know what was sad? When the Jackal guy, I can't
remember his name right now, butthe Jackal guy, when he was like

(02:48:47):
dying and he was like, oh, the guy that told me how to fight is
dying. Oh my God.
Like that. Yeah, that was sad.
And did anything cool or hype happen?
Not really because everyone got their asses whooped by Crocodile
like completely like no no competition they all got fucked

(02:49:11):
up really really bad. So I would say the coolest thing
that happened was probably the Falcon guy sweeping up VV and
showing up with Luffy on his back to say ha ha I am here, I'm
alive, you. You thought you seemed the last
of me. Ha ha.
Surprise Shoday. So probably that was probably
the most hype thing that happened this episode was a lot

(02:49:35):
of the bad guys winning. And we want you to feel
undeniable stress and that I am clearly going to win when that's
not the case. But it was a good instance of
the bad guy is making his roundsand he's making it everybody's
problem. So I would give this A6, you

(02:49:57):
know, it was, it was, it was cool to see, like how deep in
the trenches Croc has everybody under his thumb.
It's. Oh, yeah.
I think I'd give it a six. Nothing insane, but well done.
I'm very interested to see how they're going to defeat this man

(02:50:21):
with his powers. I really hope they get a sea
stone and they find one to contain him because he is
annoying as hell. And sometimes with someone
that's like that, like bad of a villain, like a bad ass villain,
like he just needs and he's so cocky, you know, you just gotta
knock his teeth out, you know? But the fact that he can't take

(02:50:42):
physical hits, like there has tobe a way to torture this man
some way or another slowly all the time.
Like this man needs to go. I I can't wait for Luffy to
knock him down a few pegs after learning he he got to get some
kryptonite, like some kryptoniteknuckle duster things or

(02:51:07):
something, you know, so but yes,thank you so much.
For staying with me and going with me on this journey for
Alabaster Part 3. We will be back again 815 next
week on Monday. Please continue to watch and
join me and seeing if this is. Worth it.
I am going on this one piece journey to find out if this is

(02:51:29):
even Well, I'm I'm gonna watch it.
I can't criticize it without watching it to say if it's
actually good or not. But I've had many friends drop
one piece and many friends praise one piece.
So we're gonna see which side isactually the, you know, worth
it, though. I won't drop it because I'm
being forced to watch it. But I will continue.

(02:51:50):
And if it's bad, I'll say it's bad.
If it's good, I'll say it's good.
I will not lie for the views, I will just.
I'll say it how it is and if youhate me for it, that's on you.
But thank you again guys. If you haven't already liked the
stream, please give it a like. I'll be back on Wednesday for
Kingdom Hearts. If you want to show up for that,
I'd super appreciate it and until then, bye guys enjoy your

(02:52:14):
life. I love you see ya.
I hope you all have a fantastic good night.

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