May 30, 2025 • 56 mins
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All right, think we're live. Think we're up and running.
What's good, y'all? We are back.
We are here. Lois JoJo lands Hype.
I see you. Yes.
Lois Abdullah JoJo lands in November.
We here. It's been a journey, right?
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It's been a journey. It's been a journey.
But here we are. Here we are.
JoJo lands y'all? Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 9.
Who would have thought? Not me.
Not me. Beef.
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We locked in Drop. Oh, my.
The storm, my man. Yeah.
Yeah. We out here, bro.
We took a little bit of break. You know, I've had some time to
like really sit on Jo Jolian pause, but I've had some time to
really set up my thoughts, the series, watch a lot of YouTube
videos, educate myself better, you know, understanding the
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wonder of you a little bit more,getting a lot of people's
thoughts and opinions and really, really just a big
reflection time. You know what I mean?
Like I, you know, everything I had before was my thoughts right
away. You guys kind of see me go
through it live, but you know I enjoy Jo Jolian not as much as
still won't run, but it's still good.
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It's still good. Toro was was fine.
So those are kind of like my I'mnot going to get too deep into
it because we're here for JoJo lands.
So it's crazy to be back. It's crazy to be back, but let's
get it started. Let's get this real started.
So before we get this stream started of JoJo Lands chapter 1,
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comment, let me know your thoughts on chapter 1 of JoJo
Lands. And obviously you guys can see I
already had the schedule laid out.
We're trying to catch up before the next chapter come out.
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So if you check the channel out,you'll see when each stream will
be taking place. So that's chapters 2 and 3, four
and five, six through 8. Those are three different
streams. That's going to be happening
after that, and then we'll be caught up and then I'm going to
have to wait monthly, so that'llbe fine, I guess.
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Whatever. Let's just get into it.
Yeah. Frog I.
That's odd. I wasn't notified, but got hit
early still. Yeah, We out here.
We out here. Let's get it.
Let's get it. JoJo lands chapter 1 There
exists power that have a form and shape but cannot be seen.
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They are called stands. They have always existed
everywhere. Those who not who cannot see
them are simply not trying to a certain manga new serial.
Let's see the latest installmentof JoJo into yet yet unseen
world of Bizarre Adventure. We got mad stands here.
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We got every What? What's Start Platinum doing
here? Am I mistaken?
That's start Platinum, right? got the numbers.
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Come on, my guys. The bullets zoomed in too much.
All right. The JoJo lands.
JoJo Part 9. A new story begins.
Now, you might think this is nothing but a load of bullshit,
but this is the story of a boy becoming rich in the subtropical
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islands. The story of me, Jody Ojo star
the JoJo lands. Oh man, we already starting with
a with an explosion. Is this an explosion on a
volcanic island? The volcano studded island, the
Pacific Pacific Ocean, Hawaii. OK, OK, we in Hawaii.
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Looks like I wore the right looks like I'm wearing the right
shirt to be a feeling like I'm on vacation.
Chapter 1 mechanism OK on Oahu island Pearl Harbor.
All right. What years it's taking place in.
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It's just showing a bunch of stands from past parts.
Word OK, these cops pulled over this
Jeep. They pulling up, knocking on the
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window, knocking on the window, rolling it down.
Good afternoon. Could you turn off the music for
me? Turn it off.
Please don't just turn it down and don't make any weird
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movements. Looks like looks like we got our
protagonist on deck. The Honolulu police son.
Just eating eggs. Your face is a little close,
officer. I don't think I was going any
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faster than I should have been. Do you mind if I ask why you
pulled me over? Quiet.
I'm the one asking the questionshere.
I'd like you to put your hands up on the steering wheel where I
can see them. Show me your license and proof
of registration. You were swerving on the road,
so I'm going to ask you a few questions.
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They're already on it. Swerving, swerving.
All right, I'll do as you say. OK, is that a gun on the hip?
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What's going on? Got some interesting tattoos.
Stay there. I'll be right back scratching
the steering wheel. Look like they nervous right
now, bro. Hey, was I doing something wrong
without swerving without noticing?
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I know I was a speeding and I thought this road was too
straight for me to swerve on. It's 'cause you were jamming out
to Dua Lipa so hard. Oh no, they like starting things
off in JoJo with cops, don't they?
Also, the fact that we talk about Dua Lipa.
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This has to be mad. Current boy.
A Rocky not playing. What?
Really. No way.
Jeez. Hey, maybe.
All right. They chilling.
I like the vibes. How old is your passenger,
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officer? What does my passenger have to
do with my driving? Well, I'll still give you an
answer. He's 15.
This pickup truck wouldn't happen to be yours, would it?
Well, of course it isn't. I'm 18.
This is my mom's car. Look at my last name.
You'll see on the registry. Then.
I tell you not to make any movement towards me, but your
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face is too close. I'm worried about COVID.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho a rocky trying to get me demonetized boy
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trying to get me demonetized. I see you trying to get my video
suppressed. OK, almost had my ass All right.
So this this is kind of now the dua leap of things.
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Let me know. But now, bro, bro, you know, I
didn't I didn't see all of the spoke.
He should be a Kashiwe Rohan. I didn't see all of it.
I only saw like the first episode.
I think I got to watch the rest of it.
So I'll probably do that. Hi.
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Are you insinuating that you don't want me get close to you
because of my race? Huh.
I didn't say anything like that.What is going on?
Yo, a Rocky. OK, Thoma, I already know what
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time we on a Rocky. A Rocky.
Not he not pussyfooting around no more.
He's calling it for what it is. You know it was in you know it
was in stone, stone, stone ocean.
You know when you get the we getweather report and Poochie back
story, you know, but rocky not playing.
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He said it's 2020 and we keepingit a hundo.
We keeping it all facts right now.
And you know what? I'm already fucking respecting
it. I'm already fucking I respected
my guy. You're not even trying to trying
to be low about it, huh? I didn't say anything like that.
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Step out of the car. I'm going to conduct a search.
What? Are you kidding me?
Why? What I do?
Put your hands behind your head and get up against the car.
Seriously. Do you have any weapons or drugs
when your person in the car? Obviously not.
We were just going swimming. How do you think I'd be hiding
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anything dressed like this? Oh God, whoa, what is going on
Broski? Broski, When it comes to more
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vehicles and the like, if an officer's got probable cause, he
has the right to conduct inspections without a warrant as
he sees fit. There we go.
God, now I'm going to start to get weird.
It's getting weird. It's getting weird.
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You said you couldn't be hiding anything.
That's not true. You've got plenty of places you
can hide things more than a man.Hey, you OK over there, man?
Yeah, I'm fine. No need to come running.
US police officers have a duty to keep the peace and uphold
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justice. I need to be completely Sir.
That you haven't broken the law.Looks like your ears are empty.
Well, then why don't I try here?Bro is nasty.
Bro is nasty. Ah yes, racism, the vid dua lipa
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and assault in a single chapter.Typical JJ.
Typical JJ. Yo a Rocky got no chill bro.
You can't even. I feel like if you like Jojo's,
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you can't even be built a certain way, bro, 'cause like
how a Rocky is. He's just going crazy right now.
I need to be complete, Sir. That you haven't broken the law.
Looks like your ears are empty. Well, then why don't I try here?
Nasty work, boy. Huh?
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What the. That's a So that's what you are.
Holy shit, you're a. This just keeps getting better
and better. Hey, kid, get back in the car
right now. You're not going anywhere.
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I don't know if son is happy about what he found just now,
'cause he just squeezed something.
Hey you, what do you think you're doing?
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Oh shit, boy. Oh shit, it's about to go down.
What? Get back in the car, kid.
Freeze. Don't move.
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Take your hands off my bro's body.
See, man, See. This is what you get.
But bro look excited though. Why cop cop look excited though
about it. You hear me?
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Do it right now 'cause if you don't, I'll kill you.
Hold. What did you say?
Stop freeze on your knees, on your knees, yo.
The fact that this is opening upwith a whole police like
situation and like the person isdead ass, somebody of color and
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we just straight talking about racism and then they being, you
know, having parts. A Rocky not playing boy, a Rocky
not playing Abdullah said. Woke cop.
Hey, don't move asshole. Get on your knees now.
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Get back in the car. Jodio.
Don't do this. I'll be fine.
All right. Looks like we now confirmed this
is Jodio Joe Star. Even I already knew because the
picture, but I'll be fine. Please don't point your guns at
my little brother. He's just a kid.
Listen to me, kid. Put your hands behind your head.
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Hands behind your head. Oh, hey, yo.
What? This this *** is on demon time
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yo what did he just do to him? Were those like all these
droplets? Is that blood *** just stepping
towards him? *** really looking like DO. ***
got the DO walk step step. What the bro crushed son whole
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body. Nah this go fucking hard bro.
This goes so hard. This is fucking clean.
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This of us already got the standReveal what?
What page are we even on? What page are we even on?
This, this, this is. Hold on, hold on.
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Someone cooked here. Someone cooked here.
Someone cooked here. The rain spider is here.
AKA fun, fun, fun. Requiem 20.
What are you doing? Huh.
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Hey you. What'd you just do?
What? What the hell?
Freeze kid. Tap bro on the nose.
They both have stands already. *** Move son.
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Eyes to the back, yo. Oh Nah, bro, they going crazy on
them. Take this, you piece of shit.
And Nat and Nat don't. Jodio, you've done enough.
What are you thinking? Stop.
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He could die. Get off him already.
Calm down. I'm telling you, you're going
too far. Damn it.
Look at what you've done. You definitely went too far.
You beat them half to death. Chapter is fucking peak already.
This chapter is so oh this chapter is fucking peak already.
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What is going on? This shit is escalating so
quickly. This is the this is ridiculous.
This is chapter 1. Someone cooked here.
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Someone cooked here bro. Hold on.
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Let me change these. Let me fix these lights because
it's a little bright. I forgot.
I need to change it every time Iclose my eyes.
Oops. Yeah.
Nope, that's not that. Let me.
Yeah, but this just start to blind me.
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It's starting to blind me. Why is this shit like
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disconnected and not connected? It's kind of messing with me.
Yeah, 'cause this light is like a lot for me right now.
So I'm just trying to adjust to y'all.
My fault, my fault, whatever. I give up, I give up I give up.
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This chapter was a ride to read back in February.
I was so hyped for it. Can't wait for next chapter.
OD bro this is already crazy broI'm telling you.
Let's see now that yo bro let the car on fire Jodi O I'm
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taking care of the data on theircomputers.
Bro what the hell are you doing?The only records they got were
on their dash cams. Their body cams, too.
This *** is built different. This *** is Dio.
He's Dio. I think we'll be fine if we burn
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them up. That's the only evidence they
have. These guys are pigs.
They may be pissed, but they're not going to come after us.
Yeah, I guess so. Sounds about right.
That's probably all they had andwe're good at covering our
tracks. Bro was dead ass.
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Like, yeah, you're probably right, let's get the fuck out of
here. But there were probably lots of
security cameras along the road and there might be some on the
way back too. I'll change our last plate
number just to be safe. What is going on?
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What? What are these little dudes?
Who are these little dudes? Although it's not even our truck
to begin with. Guess I'm done with this fake ID
too. Yo.
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These two are criminals. These two are criminals.
Excuse me? These two are criminals.
They can't be trusted. Just swapping.
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Just swapping. Just swapping ID's.
Jodio, thanks for that, by the way.
I really appreciate it. Let's go.
Come on, We're going to be late.What in the Bonnie and Clyde is
going on? Bro what in the Bonnie and Clyde
is going on? They going crazy.
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Drive onto some highway, pull upsome lot.
Yo, is this thing as gangsters? Are we are we on some golden
wind shit right now? Is this thing that supposed to
be like Giorno Jovana type status?
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We were holding a hand this time.
Next time don't be late. But you did a good job.
Looking forward to the next one.Hey by the way, I heard they
found a burnt out cop car on theother side of the warehouse
district near the ocean. You guys know anything about it?
Jono will hate them. I don't know man they moving
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like some gangster oh Joe star tattoo.
So how are we going to get back?Well, we'll walk aways, then
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we'll get an Uber when we hit the main Rd.
Ubers, Ubers. We tell my Ubers too.
There are no bounds. Oh my God, this feels now.
Do you know what this feels? This feels too real.
You know what I mean? Granted, I understand that like
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Joe Jolian came out. When did Joe Jolian come out?
Like the year was setting is when it came out, right?
So I'm sure maybe it felt too real there.
But because Mario is like a fictional place, it doesn't feel
that real. But the fact that they're in
Hawaii we're living through thisright now who we are and it just
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feels weird. Yeah.
The year was 2011. Louis.
Louis me uncomfortable for some reason.
Yeah, same bro. Yeah, like, I it's like, it's
jarring, you know what I mean? Like, it feels very, very like,
is this happening right now? Like, I don't know.
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I don't know. I don't know.
Let's see. We'll walk aways, then we'll get
an Uber when we hit the main road.
Our mom, Barbara Ann, wakes up at 7:15 in the morning.
First she runs the washing machine, then she gets dressed
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in the bathroom for breakfast. She serves toast, fruit.
OK, here we go. Here we go.
You know, it was it was a crazy ride, you know, at first.
But I figured that chapter one would have to have ton of tons
of text boxes. I was waiting for it.
I was waiting for it. But Iraqi, you lured me in
early. So you waited to not do this in
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the beginning of the chapter. So I got to respect that to not
open the story with some with these long ass text bubbles.
You made it lit and now you're giving us info.
Let's see. Then she gets dressed in the
bathroom for breakfast. She serves toast, fruit, and
ham. She boils the eggs for 7 minutes
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unless she decides to fry them and she makes roasted broccoli.
She gives her family a good morning kiss and then another
one. She drives the laundry before
going to the bus stop so she cancatch the 8:06 bus to the
airport where she works at a duty free store.
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When she gets there, a boy living near us always shows up
out of nowhere good morning and offers to carry her things.
When it's raining, somebody elsealways comes and walks up to the
bus stop under the umbrella. All along the way they have fun
little chats. It's because all of our
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neighbors respect our mother andthey all really care for her.
She can go to the airport every day without a hitch.
It's because the two of us are protecting her.
In other words, me and my bro work from the shadows to make
sure she's all set in life. My bro's name is Dragona
Joestar. He's 18.
Dragona Joestar, That's a dope ass name.
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That's dope. He wakes up every morning and
goes jogging on the beach without fail.
The English transition is a bit confusing, and as in the
Japanese transition, Dragona Joestar gender has not been
confirmed to be male or female, I think.
OK, got it. Dragona to go.
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Dragona to go. I like the design, the fucking,
the hairs fire. The stand ability is fucking
dope. The name is dope.
I'm fucking with it. All they eat at breakfast is
watermelon. I'll never push the I'll never
push myself too hard, but I'll never give up either.
That's a pet saying of his name.Says he heard it from his Indian
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yoga instructor. I would, yeah.
I would advise on use day for them.
But you choose. Yeah, yeah, 'cause I'm reading.
I'm just reading it word for word.
So I mean, I'm just going to read it word for word and
that's, I don't know. They love, they love girly
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fashion and they work at a boutique in Kalahi called Eco
Eco. Their chest is a bit big because
they get cosmetic injections, although I'll never see them
getting them. We moved here to Honolulu, HI
from Atlantic City on the mainland.
It seems like things were messy between our dad and mom because
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she's been raising us alone. Our surname, Joe Star, comes
from our mom. My name is Jodio Joe Star.
I'm 15 today. I'm taking the bus to school as
usual. I'm not really going there to
study though. You know what's interesting?
We haven't gotten a young protagonist yet.
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Like Joseph was. Yo how old was Joseph in Part 3?
Not Joseph. I'm stupid.
Joe Tero. How old was Joe Tero in Part 3?
Joseph was like 16, right? The boy in the back 17, right
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Well, in this new universe, likeI didn't even like think about
like how old Johnny Johnny was, right, Johnny and still won't
run older and you know, just Joe's gay older as well.
So this is like the youngest so far in this like universe.
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Let's see, I'm 15 today. I'm taking the bus.
School usual. I'm not really going there to
study, though. Yo, Jodio, morning.
How are you? You got that stuff with you.
And I'm not going to build up a cast of best buds either, yo,
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he's straight upset. And there ain't going to be no
Joe Bros either. We love Joe Bros, Joe Bros, Joe
Hoes. We love them all.
What do you mean? What do you mean?
We need a cast of buds? Don't be silly.
Don't be silly. Hey, come on.
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I'm begging you, Jodio. Hey, you got the stuff, don't
you? Yeah, I can see.
I can see there's Johno vibes. I can see there's Johno vibes.
Hey, don't fuck with me. Oh, what's your deal, man?
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Do this. Come here.
Hey, over here. Come on.
Sorry about how I feel on the bus heading off so soon.
You threw in the towel pretty quick.
I was hoping you'd be a little more fired up.
You know, I just remembered something.
I get the feeling you lended me.That money.
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I'm just going to return to you as a formality.
Don't go flashing me cash on thebus ever again.
The statue of President McKinley, the pride of our alma
mater, is always watching. Turn around and walk straight
forward. Go, go, go on.
Straight ahead. It's in the rain gutter in the
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back. Look there son is nice.
Whatever he dealing, he makes sure you're not going to catch
him. You're not going.
You're not about to catch him slipping.
You're not about to catch him slipping.
Boy. Poof. *** is elite.
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This *** is elite. This *** was watching.
He'd think he ghost from power. What am I coming to school to
do? Good morning, principal.
Good morning. Good morning.
Morning, everyone. How are you all?
Good morning, principal. I guess I'm going to school for
my mechanism. There's strength in the
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mechanism, but you can't see it.When I turned 11 years old, a
neighbor invited me to be their Gopher Gopher out of nowhere.
All I did was carry things and give them to others.
That was my only role, but they showed me with praise and gave
me pocket money for it. All I did was carry out simple
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tasks, keep my mouth shut and not think about it too hard.
But in time, they start to trustme and recognize my efforts.
That's the mechanism. That's where the strength and
the mechanism of trust. Even in the strength of the law.
Even if the strength of the law won't protect me in this town,
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trust always can. Take that guy over there, for
example. What makes me different from
him? He's bigger than me and he looks
like a good student. He's probably got a big
allowance from his parents too, but look at how he's being
treated. Meanwhile.
I'm like this and like this. What is going on?
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Yo, this *** cocky, you know me,I'm like this.
I'm like this *** said. I'm the Rizla, he said.
I'm the Rizla. I just realized the chat is not
showing up on the screen. Why nobody told me that?
Why nobody told me that? Not a soul, Not a soul.
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I'm weak. Not a soul told me the chat was
on the screen. Yeah, I got me weak.
Let's see. Take that guy over there.
He's over here fucking. He's over here.
Like acting like he out here lit.
He lit boy. He think he'd a man.
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He's more like that. He said I'm built different.
He not me. He said I'm him, I'm him.
I'm fucking with Jodio already, boy.
I don't know, man. The cockiness is I'm fucking
with it, bro, even though we're not all that different.
Oh no, you OK? He thirsty?
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Nobody helps his mother carry a grocery bag.
Why are you volleying, bro? And no kids have nice chats with
her. He's gripe by anxiety every time
he rides the bus. He'll probably stop coming to
school sooner or later. Now if you run doing what I'm
getting at here, This is a storyabout how I got filthy rich.
What you think filthy rich is? What you think filthy rich is an
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exaggeration? You think I sound like 1 stuck
up son of a bitch, right? By filthy rich I do mean making
fat stacks of money. But there's something way more
important than that. The mechanism.
Yo, who is this kid? Who is this kid?
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This *** is built different. This *** is built different.
Nah, it's a universal constant. So even if I forgot enemies,
I've already won against them. My mechanism can't be taken
away, It can't fall apart. It's a principle of this world
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that makes wealth flow straight to me.
Sir. You think you're the wonder of
you or something? I'd rather call it a mechanism
than a system. It's like an ecosystem.
There's an apex to it. I can't see it yet, but that
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mechanism is going to show its form and shape to us.
This is a story about how I got how a boy got filthy rich in the
subtropical islands. Not humble enough for you?
Too bad, 'cause I'm definitely going to get my hands on it.
His name is Paco La La Borantes.Paco la Borantes, age 19.
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He was chubby up until about twoyears ago, but look at him now.
This guy's ripped. He was the one riding the
scooter in the courtyard earlier, but I wouldn't call his
friends. Paco Labarantes is still a high
schooler at 19. I don't know what he's doing for
a year, but it doesn't seem likethe type to study abroad his
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ears like that because his abusive dad bit a whole lot of
it. Yo what the fuck?
We just mean a whole bunch of people with trauma right now.
A Rocky. You just introducing mad like
these motherfuckers got some shit going on.
Hey, did you see how he moved just now?
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Were you able to? Maybe you don't know what I'm
talking about, but he just swiped someone's wallet, their
hair in the store. That was his stand ability.
He's not really trying to hide it.
So, yeah, Paco's a bona fide kleptomaniac, A thieving son of
a bitch. He treats it like a game.
The guy loves it more than videogames and spam on the Geary.
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His muscles are supernatural. He can grab things with the back
of his hands and his elbows. What bro got so much gains?
He just over here like, yeah, yeah, yeah, like what is he
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talking about? What is he doing?
What is he doing without so muchas lifting a finger?
He probably has some friend who can make his muscles tense
enough to even trap. Tense enough to trap even a
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hungry mosquito by the probot proboscis.
Look, it's muscles. It bunches up in a certain way
to hold on to things. Is that his Stand ability?
He's probably going to do this sort of thing plenty more times.
So I explained to you again. Once that happens.
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Paco, what are you doing in our store?
Uh oh, Dragona on that ass. Paco, you hear me?
Don't make me wrap this thing around your head.
Put that back. Don't you dare mess with my
customers, you little bastard. I put it back.
Stop pulling it. Stop it.
I put it back. Yo, just pulling Sun Air.
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Dragona. There's a gym on the other side
of the street. Want to go there with me?
This. They're telling someone there's
a gym is basically just asking if you can kick their ass
legally. Shut up, stupid.
Go there yourself. So my brother just walked into
the store though customers, may I have your attention please?
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This person is talking huge. I'm terribly sorry to bother you
all, but we'll have to close thestore early today.
I really do apologize for the inconvenience.
What's going on right now? This store is a boutique in
Kaliho and Kalihi, Eco Eco. I was called there today.
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I was called here today for an after school meeting.
This lady's name, Meryl May she,she's 49.
She's the school principal I ranto earlier today.
She's one of Eco Eco's investorsand she always drops by at the
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school. In other words, being a
principal is her main gig and imagine this boutique is her
side hustle. She's our boss.
I like where this is going. I like where this is going.
I'm digging this. All of the all of the fashion
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illustrations hung up on the walls and the clothing and
accessories are designed single handedly by Meryl May.
I really like the designs, I think they kick ass.
But side hustles are all she does.
I hear she's got a handsome husband and a kid at home.
Just how many of these jobs doesshe have?
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To make a Long story short, Eco Eco's just a front for taxes.
She's a bat shit crazy superwoman.
Thank you Trigona, I'm fine, butI appreciate the thought.
You can go home as soon as our talk is over.
Now, then put your phones away, Everyone.
What are you doing? Put that away right now.
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You too, Jodio. Turn it off.
Put them away. OK, all of you.
Off, off, off, off, off, Off, off, off, off.
Now, the only phone you should be looking at is mine.
You're all going to memorize what's on the screen.
I'm not sending you any photos. Meryl May never lets any info
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out of her graphs. We don't even know where she
lives there here. This here is a natural 24 karat
round brilliant cut blue diamond.
Its market value or its price is6,000,000.
I know some people who work in customs at the airport.
This info just happened to fall into my lap.
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It arrived on a flight from Naruto to Kona airport at 11 AM
two days ago. A single Japanese person
declared this to customs. That person is staying in a
villa in Hawaii right now. The fat cats enjoying vacation.
This is their villa. Sure is luxurious.
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If you want to see the floor panplan, I'll get it later.
I've classified its security system at level 2.
Knowing this person's Japanese, I'd be surprised if they had any
guns hidden anywhere. According to the ESTA, the
person plans to stay here for 15days.
They also came alone. That means we have 12 days left.
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So what will you all do? Look at this.
This is actual size, a natural diamond with a diameter of 23mm.
I'll be taking 18%. I'll sort things out in the
shadows and handle all the expenses.
I'll give you all 2% in total. So what's your call?
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2% of 6 mil is 120 K if the three of us split it each.
If the three of us split it, we each get 40K.
Fencing stolen goods like this is never an easy task, so taking
that into account, this is a hell of a lot of money.
Will you take the mission or will you back out?
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So she's telling us three to sneak into into the home when
it's empty and steal the diamond.
As the most junior member of thegroup, I'll be the Gopher.
I'm sure I'll end up being the one on the watch.
A Gopher like me isn't allowed to make the call.
Are we going to go or not? I've seen a glint in Paco's eyes
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ever since we started. And Dragona looks excited too.
Looks like he's thinking about all the stuff he's going to buy.
Looks like we're doing it. Let's see.
Oh, can I see it's settled. Also, I'd like 4 of you to go.
You'll have a lot of ground to cover looking for the diamond
after all. All right, this is this is
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turning into some, some mobster kingpin type shit.
This is really, really feeling like golden wind, bro.
In a way, not completely, but it's feeling really golden
windy. Golden windy.
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Let's see. Also, I'd like 4 of you to go.
You'll have a lot of ground to cover looking for the diamond.
After all, there's only three people in the room, so that
means that there's going to be afourth person joining the crew.
This fucking bozo, this thing, it came in with a glizzy in his
hand. Maybe this is another one of the
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world's mechanisms. Every team's got to have its own
weirdo. I love this.
What? The way this dude is talking
about this shit, bro, This is fucking dope, bro.
Four people. Principal.
Is it three people Enough? What?
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Why'd it have to be him? Oh, that's Spam.
Before we knew his name, he was Hot Dog John.
Nah, this is the Glizzy Guzzler.This is the guy I had to deal
with this morning. He's a customer.
Customer of mine. You got to be kidding me.
Why him? Don't worry.
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He's not an addict or anything. He's a good student.
You have my word. He's going to be helpful.
So take him with you. Glad to be here.
This is the beginning. A single diamond worth
6,000,000. Our job is to go to Hawaii
Island and take Hawaii Island and take that from a rich
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person's empty villa. What?
Our team of three has become four.
Meryl May's practically orderingus.
If Meryl May says the four of ushave to go, we'll probably all
go. Our boss foresaw something.
It turned out she was right. A team of three wasn't enough.
No, it never would have been enough, no matter how many of us
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there were. November rain, smooth operators
and the hustle. The mission begins, and that's
the end of the chapter. Wow, BB.
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Oh wow, November rain. Oh that's so dope bro Yo, so I
used to Oh my God, that takes meso far back bro.
That's just this is about to hitdifferent for me bro.
So I'm a fan of like SB dunks, right?
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Nike SB dunks and that's my shit.
I've always been into them sinceI was in high school guidance in
2008, thanks to my boy Kesten. I don't know much about the
song. I don't know shit about the
group, and that's what's hilarious about it.
But if you know one thing about Nike Dunks, there's a lot of the
names. They have some funky names, you
know what I mean? You have the Dinosaur Juniors,
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you got the Mork and Mindy's, you got the De la Souls, the Pee
Wee Herman's. But there's a pair that I had
called the November Rains and I didn't know shit about the song,
but I fucked with the sneakers so much.
It was a burgundy sneaker with ablack and Gray and white had
suede on it. And I used to love them
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sneakers, bro. And this being called November
Rain, this hit different for me,bro.
Smooth operators, the hustle. This is wow is this is it wild
for me to say that this might bethe best first chapter in all of
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Jojo's. Like granted I know other parts
had less like less pages to workwith but even if you combine I
think other parts 1st 2 chaptersand maybe I don't know what the
fuck I'm talking about because Iwatched up until stone ocean so
I didn't read the other parts. I've never read them, but this
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was God. Now I'm sad because fuck, I feel
too caught up now. Because now the realization that
this won't be. I won't see this get animated
until I don't even know when. Oh that's a little depressing.
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Now that's that's a little depressing.
Now I'm going through the motions.
What the fuck. This was peak bro.
This is the this is the best first.
This is the best we get in in every stream to from that we've
done so far from steel ball run to Joe Jolien.
I wasn't inundated with too muchlike explanation.
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The setup is elite. The stand design is fucking
fire. I'm loving these two stand
designs become a famous singer so rocky reference you and JoJo
lands. I wish bro I wish I Can't Sing
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pizza so Ella I don't know what y'all want me to do.
I don't know bro. This was a great chapter.
I'm loving I'm loving the designs of the stands.
I'm loving Jodio's attitude, this bravado, but also like this
his dead assness. Dragona great design, love the
stand ability. I'm looking forward to seeing
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like how crazy it could possiblyget.
Like I like I like things that remind me of harvest Sex
Pistols. I like those stands.
I like those. I think that they're fucking
cute. They're fucking cool.
November ranges on is fucking ominous.
And also like even the eyes looklike it's about business
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standing on business violating the cops.
The fact that this is in 2020, the the savagery, the finessing
in school, the principal being Merrill my or whatever being
like about this life, this heistaspect.
This is fuck, this is about to be some heat, ain't it?
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This is easily, easily a 10 out of 10 chapter for me.
Bro. Jodio's design is Immaculate.
I love it. The stand design, the
combination of the two is fucking fire.
His attitude, the cockiness, nothumble.
He said I'm like this and like this, like I get I got holes.
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He said I get I'm out here, I'm that dude.
I'm him. I like it.
I like it, I like it. I am looking forward to seeing
more, but eventually this will turn to a monthly experience and
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that kind of sucks. Yeah.
So like I said, I'm a give Chapter 1 of JoJo lands.
The JoJo lands. This is a 10 out of 10.
I can't even hold you. Maybe I'm just being hype.
Maybe I'm I'm maybe I'm riding the hype.
But respectfully, this chapter alone is better than a lot of
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other parts. Best chapters in my opinion.
This was some heat. This was some heat.
A rocky continuing the trend of the ultra universe parts
starting with the story about mestarting to walk.
Sorry about breaking a curse anda story about a boy becoming
filthy rich is perfect Word Loisgot to go.
Thank you. Thank you for coming by.
I appreciate it appreciate it appreciate all.
I appreciate all y'all for coming by the stream.
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Y'all have been some of y'all have been here since steel bore
run, which yeah couple months ago, but it's crazy it's crazy
here we are we really caught up well, we not caught up, but we
in the current part and I only got a couple more streams to go.
So before we get this stream youknow ending and all that.
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If you haven't noticed already on the channel, I'm doing my own
little kind of like a JoJo Fridays, you know what I mean?
It's not really much, but I decided to make a compilation, a
collection of all my streams so that if you just kind of want to
sit through my my streams and reactions through the different
parts of Steel Ball Run as well as Joe Jolian, I'll be dropping
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a part each Friday up until December 15th.
So we already have two parts out.
That's the first two parts of Steel Ball run.
The final part of Steel Ball Runwill be dropping next Friday and
after that it will go on to Joe Jolian and it will follow a
consistent thing each week. They're about 8 to 10 hour
videos, just kind of background noise.
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Whatever you want. Hey, run it up.
If you want to run it up, run itup.
Do your thing, do your thing. So give y'all, just give y'all
something. It ain't JoJo Fridays, but it's
something, right? I'm sad I didn't get to really
fully experience the world of JoJo Fridays, honestly.
But here we are. Here we are.
But chapter 1 of JoJo Lands, Chef's kiss, chef's kiss.
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This was hype and I'm looking forward to seeing what's coming
for the JoJo Lands. So we'll end the stream here.
Before we end the stream Gavin already, please be sure to
subscribe to the channel, hit that notification to get
notified for more content and I hit that notification
notification but get notified for more content than I put out.
Supposed to leave a comment? Let me know your thoughts on
chapter one of the JoJo lands. Am I being a height beast?
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Maybe? Who cares?
So enjoy your life. Hit me with like later y'all.
All right, think we're live. Think we're up and running.
What's good, y'all? We are back.
We are here. Lois JoJo lands Hype.
I see you. Yes.
Lois Abdullah JoJo lands in November.
We here. It's been a journey, right?
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It's been a journey. It's been a journey.
But here we are. Here we are.
JoJo lands y'all? Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 9.
Who would have thought? Not me.
Not me. Beef.
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We locked in Drop. Oh, my.
The storm, my man. Yeah.
Yeah. We out here, bro.
We took a little bit of break. You know, I've had some time to
like really sit on Jo Jolian pause, but I've had some time to
really set up my thoughts, the series, watch a lot of YouTube
videos, educate myself better, you know, understanding the
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wonder of you a little bit more,getting a lot of people's
thoughts and opinions and really, really just a big
reflection time. You know what I mean?
Like I, you know, everything I had before was my thoughts right
away. You guys kind of see me go
through it live, but you know I enjoy Jo Jolian not as much as
still won't run, but it's still good.
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It's still good. Toro was was fine.
So those are kind of like my I'mnot going to get too deep into
it because we're here for JoJo lands.
So it's crazy to be back. It's crazy to be back, but let's
get it started. Let's get this real started.
So before we get this stream started of JoJo Lands chapter 1,
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please be sure subscribe to the channel, hit that notification
bell, get notified for more content that I put out as we're
going to join this stream. Should have been like leave a
comment, let me know your thoughts on chapter 1 of JoJo
Lands. And obviously you guys can see I
already had the schedule laid out.
We're trying to catch up before the next chapter come out.
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So if you check the channel out,you'll see when each stream will
be taking place. So that's chapters 2 and 3, four
and five, six through 8. Those are three different
streams. That's going to be happening
after that, and then we'll be caught up and then I'm going to
have to wait monthly, so that'llbe fine, I guess.
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Whatever. Let's just get into it.
Yeah. Frog I.
That's odd. I wasn't notified, but got hit
early still. Yeah, We out here.
We out here. Let's get it.
Let's get it. JoJo lands chapter 1 There
exists power that have a form and shape but cannot be seen.
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They are called stands. They have always existed
everywhere. Those who not who cannot see
them are simply not trying to a certain manga new serial.
Let's see the latest installmentof JoJo into yet yet unseen
world of Bizarre Adventure. We got mad stands here.
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We got every What? What's Start Platinum doing
here? Am I mistaken?
That's start Platinum, right? got the numbers.
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Come on, my guys. The bullets zoomed in too much.
All right. The JoJo lands.
JoJo Part 9. A new story begins.
Now, you might think this is nothing but a load of bullshit,
but this is the story of a boy becoming rich in the subtropical
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islands. The story of me, Jody Ojo star
the JoJo lands. Oh man, we already starting with
a with an explosion. Is this an explosion on a
volcanic island? The volcano studded island, the
Pacific Pacific Ocean, Hawaii. OK, OK, we in Hawaii.
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Looks like I wore the right looks like I'm wearing the right
shirt to be a feeling like I'm on vacation.
Chapter 1 mechanism OK on Oahu island Pearl Harbor.
All right. What years it's taking place in.
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It's just showing a bunch of stands from past parts.
Word OK, these cops pulled over this
Jeep. They pulling up, knocking on the
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window, knocking on the window, rolling it down.
Good afternoon. Could you turn off the music for
me? Turn it off.
Please don't just turn it down and don't make any weird
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movements. Looks like looks like we got our
protagonist on deck. The Honolulu police son.
Just eating eggs. Your face is a little close,
officer. I don't think I was going any
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faster than I should have been. Do you mind if I ask why you
pulled me over? Quiet.
I'm the one asking the questionshere.
I'd like you to put your hands up on the steering wheel where I
can see them. Show me your license and proof
of registration. You were swerving on the road,
so I'm going to ask you a few questions.
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They're already on it. Swerving, swerving.
All right, I'll do as you say. OK, is that a gun on the hip?
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What's going on? Got some interesting tattoos.
Stay there. I'll be right back scratching
the steering wheel. Look like they nervous right
now, bro. Hey, was I doing something wrong
without swerving without noticing?
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I know I was a speeding and I thought this road was too
straight for me to swerve on. It's 'cause you were jamming out
to Dua Lipa so hard. Oh no, they like starting things
off in JoJo with cops, don't they?
Also, the fact that we talk about Dua Lipa.
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This has to be mad. Current boy.
A Rocky not playing. What?
Really. No way.
Jeez. Hey, maybe.
All right. They chilling.
I like the vibes. How old is your passenger,
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officer? What does my passenger have to
do with my driving? Well, I'll still give you an
answer. He's 15.
This pickup truck wouldn't happen to be yours, would it?
Well, of course it isn't. I'm 18.
This is my mom's car. Look at my last name.
You'll see on the registry. Then.
I tell you not to make any movement towards me, but your
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face is too close. I'm worried about COVID.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho a rocky trying to get me demonetized boy
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trying to get me demonetized. I see you trying to get my video
suppressed. OK, almost had my ass All right.
So this this is kind of now the dua leap of things.
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Let me know. But now, bro, bro, you know, I
didn't I didn't see all of the spoke.
He should be a Kashiwe Rohan. I didn't see all of it.
I only saw like the first episode.
I think I got to watch the rest of it.
So I'll probably do that. Hi.
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Are you insinuating that you don't want me get close to you
because of my race? Huh.
I didn't say anything like that.What is going on?
Yo, a Rocky. OK, Thoma, I already know what
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time we on a Rocky. A Rocky.
Not he not pussyfooting around no more.
He's calling it for what it is. You know it was in you know it
was in stone, stone, stone ocean.
You know when you get the we getweather report and Poochie back
story, you know, but rocky not playing.
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He said it's 2020 and we keepingit a hundo.
We keeping it all facts right now.
And you know what? I'm already fucking respecting
it. I'm already fucking I respected
my guy. You're not even trying to trying
to be low about it, huh? I didn't say anything like that.
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Step out of the car. I'm going to conduct a search.
What? Are you kidding me?
Why? What I do?
Put your hands behind your head and get up against the car.
Seriously. Do you have any weapons or drugs
when your person in the car? Obviously not.
We were just going swimming. How do you think I'd be hiding
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anything dressed like this? Oh God, whoa, what is going on
Broski? Broski, When it comes to more
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vehicles and the like, if an officer's got probable cause, he
has the right to conduct inspections without a warrant as
he sees fit. There we go.
God, now I'm going to start to get weird.
It's getting weird. It's getting weird.
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You said you couldn't be hiding anything.
That's not true. You've got plenty of places you
can hide things more than a man.Hey, you OK over there, man?
Yeah, I'm fine. No need to come running.
US police officers have a duty to keep the peace and uphold
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justice. I need to be completely Sir.
That you haven't broken the law.Looks like your ears are empty.
Well, then why don't I try here?Bro is nasty.
Bro is nasty. Ah yes, racism, the vid dua lipa
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and assault in a single chapter.Typical JJ.
Typical JJ. Yo a Rocky got no chill bro.
You can't even. I feel like if you like Jojo's,
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you can't even be built a certain way, bro, 'cause like
how a Rocky is. He's just going crazy right now.
I need to be complete, Sir. That you haven't broken the law.
Looks like your ears are empty. Well, then why don't I try here?
Nasty work, boy. Huh?
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What the. That's a So that's what you are.
Holy shit, you're a. This just keeps getting better
and better. Hey, kid, get back in the car
right now. You're not going anywhere.
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I don't know if son is happy about what he found just now,
'cause he just squeezed something.
Hey you, what do you think you're doing?
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Oh shit, boy. Oh shit, it's about to go down.
What? Get back in the car, kid.
Freeze. Don't move.
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Take your hands off my bro's body.
See, man, See. This is what you get.
But bro look excited though. Why cop cop look excited though
about it. You hear me?
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Do it right now 'cause if you don't, I'll kill you.
Hold. What did you say?
Stop freeze on your knees, on your knees, yo.
The fact that this is opening upwith a whole police like
situation and like the person isdead ass, somebody of color and
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we just straight talking about racism and then they being, you
know, having parts. A Rocky not playing boy, a Rocky
not playing Abdullah said. Woke cop.
Hey, don't move asshole. Get on your knees now.
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Get back in the car. Jodio.
Don't do this. I'll be fine.
All right. Looks like we now confirmed this
is Jodio Joe Star. Even I already knew because the
picture, but I'll be fine. Please don't point your guns at
my little brother. He's just a kid.
Listen to me, kid. Put your hands behind your head.
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Hands behind your head. Oh, hey, yo.
What? This this *** is on demon time
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yo what did he just do to him? Were those like all these
droplets? Is that blood *** just stepping
towards him? *** really looking like DO. ***
got the DO walk step step. What the bro crushed son whole
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body. Nah this go fucking hard bro.
This goes so hard. This is fucking clean.
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This of us already got the standReveal what?
What page are we even on? What page are we even on?
This, this, this is. Hold on, hold on.
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Someone cooked here. Someone cooked here.
Someone cooked here. The rain spider is here.
AKA fun, fun, fun. Requiem 20.
What are you doing? Huh.
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Hey you. What'd you just do?
What? What the hell?
Freeze kid. Tap bro on the nose.
They both have stands already. *** Move son.
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Eyes to the back, yo. Oh Nah, bro, they going crazy on
them. Take this, you piece of shit.
And Nat and Nat don't. Jodio, you've done enough.
What are you thinking? Stop.
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He could die. Get off him already.
Calm down. I'm telling you, you're going
too far. Damn it.
Look at what you've done. You definitely went too far.
You beat them half to death. Chapter is fucking peak already.
This chapter is so oh this chapter is fucking peak already.
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What is going on? This shit is escalating so
quickly. This is the this is ridiculous.
This is chapter 1. Someone cooked here.
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Someone cooked here bro. Hold on.
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Let me change these. Let me fix these lights because
it's a little bright. I forgot.
I need to change it every time Iclose my eyes.
Oops. Yeah.
Nope, that's not that. Let me.
Yeah, but this just start to blind me.
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It's starting to blind me. Why is this shit like
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disconnected and not connected? It's kind of messing with me.
Yeah, 'cause this light is like a lot for me right now.
So I'm just trying to adjust to y'all.
My fault, my fault, whatever. I give up, I give up I give up.
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This chapter was a ride to read back in February.
I was so hyped for it. Can't wait for next chapter.
OD bro this is already crazy broI'm telling you.
Let's see now that yo bro let the car on fire Jodi O I'm
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taking care of the data on theircomputers.
Bro what the hell are you doing?The only records they got were
on their dash cams. Their body cams, too.
This *** is built different. This *** is Dio.
He's Dio. I think we'll be fine if we burn
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them up. That's the only evidence they
have. These guys are pigs.
They may be pissed, but they're not going to come after us.
Yeah, I guess so. Sounds about right.
That's probably all they had andwe're good at covering our
tracks. Bro was dead ass.
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Like, yeah, you're probably right, let's get the fuck out of
here. But there were probably lots of
security cameras along the road and there might be some on the
way back too. I'll change our last plate
number just to be safe. What is going on?
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What? What are these little dudes?
Who are these little dudes? Although it's not even our truck
to begin with. Guess I'm done with this fake ID
too. Yo.
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These two are criminals. These two are criminals.
Excuse me? These two are criminals.
They can't be trusted. Just swapping.
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Just swapping. Just swapping ID's.
Jodio, thanks for that, by the way.
I really appreciate it. Let's go.
Come on, We're going to be late.What in the Bonnie and Clyde is
going on? Bro what in the Bonnie and Clyde
is going on? They going crazy.
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Drive onto some highway, pull upsome lot.
Yo, is this thing as gangsters? Are we are we on some golden
wind shit right now? Is this thing that supposed to
be like Giorno Jovana type status?
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We were holding a hand this time.
Next time don't be late. But you did a good job.
Looking forward to the next one.Hey by the way, I heard they
found a burnt out cop car on theother side of the warehouse
district near the ocean. You guys know anything about it?
Jono will hate them. I don't know man they moving
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like some gangster oh Joe star tattoo.
So how are we going to get back?Well, we'll walk aways, then
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we'll get an Uber when we hit the main Rd.
Ubers, Ubers. We tell my Ubers too.
There are no bounds. Oh my God, this feels now.
Do you know what this feels? This feels too real.
You know what I mean? Granted, I understand that like
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Joe Jolian came out. When did Joe Jolian come out?
Like the year was setting is when it came out, right?
So I'm sure maybe it felt too real there.
But because Mario is like a fictional place, it doesn't feel
that real. But the fact that they're in
Hawaii we're living through thisright now who we are and it just
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feels weird. Yeah.
The year was 2011. Louis.
Louis me uncomfortable for some reason.
Yeah, same bro. Yeah, like, I it's like, it's
jarring, you know what I mean? Like, it feels very, very like,
is this happening right now? Like, I don't know.
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I don't know. I don't know.
Let's see. We'll walk aways, then we'll get
an Uber when we hit the main road.
Our mom, Barbara Ann, wakes up at 7:15 in the morning.
First she runs the washing machine, then she gets dressed
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in the bathroom for breakfast. She serves toast, fruit.
OK, here we go. Here we go.
You know, it was it was a crazy ride, you know, at first.
But I figured that chapter one would have to have ton of tons
of text boxes. I was waiting for it.
I was waiting for it. But Iraqi, you lured me in
early. So you waited to not do this in
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the beginning of the chapter. So I got to respect that to not
open the story with some with these long ass text bubbles.
You made it lit and now you're giving us info.
Let's see. Then she gets dressed in the
bathroom for breakfast. She serves toast, fruit, and
ham. She boils the eggs for 7 minutes
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unless she decides to fry them and she makes roasted broccoli.
She gives her family a good morning kiss and then another
one. She drives the laundry before
going to the bus stop so she cancatch the 8:06 bus to the
airport where she works at a duty free store.
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When she gets there, a boy living near us always shows up
out of nowhere good morning and offers to carry her things.
When it's raining, somebody elsealways comes and walks up to the
bus stop under the umbrella. All along the way they have fun
little chats. It's because all of our
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neighbors respect our mother andthey all really care for her.
She can go to the airport every day without a hitch.
It's because the two of us are protecting her.
In other words, me and my bro work from the shadows to make
sure she's all set in life. My bro's name is Dragona
Joestar. He's 18.
Dragona Joestar, That's a dope ass name.
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That's dope. He wakes up every morning and
goes jogging on the beach without fail.
The English transition is a bit confusing, and as in the
Japanese transition, Dragona Joestar gender has not been
confirmed to be male or female, I think.
OK, got it. Dragona to go.
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Dragona to go. I like the design, the fucking,
the hairs fire. The stand ability is fucking
dope. The name is dope.
I'm fucking with it. All they eat at breakfast is
watermelon. I'll never push the I'll never
push myself too hard, but I'll never give up either.
That's a pet saying of his name.Says he heard it from his Indian
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yoga instructor. I would, yeah.
I would advise on use day for them.
But you choose. Yeah, yeah, 'cause I'm reading.
I'm just reading it word for word.
So I mean, I'm just going to read it word for word and
that's, I don't know. They love, they love girly
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fashion and they work at a boutique in Kalahi called Eco
Eco. Their chest is a bit big because
they get cosmetic injections, although I'll never see them
getting them. We moved here to Honolulu, HI
from Atlantic City on the mainland.
It seems like things were messy between our dad and mom because
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she's been raising us alone. Our surname, Joe Star, comes
from our mom. My name is Jodio Joe Star.
I'm 15 today. I'm taking the bus to school as
usual. I'm not really going there to
study though. You know what's interesting?
We haven't gotten a young protagonist yet.
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Like Joseph was. Yo how old was Joseph in Part 3?
Not Joseph. I'm stupid.
Joe Tero. How old was Joe Tero in Part 3?
Joseph was like 16, right? The boy in the back 17, right
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Well, in this new universe, likeI didn't even like think about
like how old Johnny Johnny was, right, Johnny and still won't
run older and you know, just Joe's gay older as well.
So this is like the youngest so far in this like universe.
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Let's see, I'm 15 today. I'm taking the bus.
School usual. I'm not really going there to
study, though. Yo, Jodio, morning.
How are you? You got that stuff with you.
And I'm not going to build up a cast of best buds either, yo,
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he's straight upset. And there ain't going to be no
Joe Bros either. We love Joe Bros, Joe Bros, Joe
Hoes. We love them all.
What do you mean? What do you mean?
We need a cast of buds? Don't be silly.
Don't be silly. Hey, come on.
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I'm begging you, Jodio. Hey, you got the stuff, don't
you? Yeah, I can see.
I can see there's Johno vibes. I can see there's Johno vibes.
Hey, don't fuck with me. Oh, what's your deal, man?
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Do this. Come here.
Hey, over here. Come on.
Sorry about how I feel on the bus heading off so soon.
You threw in the towel pretty quick.
I was hoping you'd be a little more fired up.
You know, I just remembered something.
I get the feeling you lended me.That money.
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I'm just going to return to you as a formality.
Don't go flashing me cash on thebus ever again.
The statue of President McKinley, the pride of our alma
mater, is always watching. Turn around and walk straight
forward. Go, go, go on.
Straight ahead. It's in the rain gutter in the
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back. Look there son is nice.
Whatever he dealing, he makes sure you're not going to catch
him. You're not going.
You're not about to catch him slipping.
You're not about to catch him slipping.
Boy. Poof. *** is elite.
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This *** is elite. This *** was watching.
He'd think he ghost from power. What am I coming to school to
do? Good morning, principal.
Good morning. Good morning.
Morning, everyone. How are you all?
Good morning, principal. I guess I'm going to school for
my mechanism. There's strength in the
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mechanism, but you can't see it.When I turned 11 years old, a
neighbor invited me to be their Gopher Gopher out of nowhere.
All I did was carry things and give them to others.
That was my only role, but they showed me with praise and gave
me pocket money for it. All I did was carry out simple
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tasks, keep my mouth shut and not think about it too hard.
But in time, they start to trustme and recognize my efforts.
That's the mechanism. That's where the strength and
the mechanism of trust. Even in the strength of the law.
Even if the strength of the law won't protect me in this town,
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trust always can. Take that guy over there, for
example. What makes me different from
him? He's bigger than me and he looks
like a good student. He's probably got a big
allowance from his parents too, but look at how he's being
treated. Meanwhile.
I'm like this and like this. What is going on?
(34:56):
Yo, this *** cocky, you know me,I'm like this.
I'm like this *** said. I'm the Rizla, he said.
I'm the Rizla. I just realized the chat is not
showing up on the screen. Why nobody told me that?
Why nobody told me that? Not a soul, Not a soul.
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I'm weak. Not a soul told me the chat was
on the screen. Yeah, I got me weak.
Let's see. Take that guy over there.
He's over here fucking. He's over here.
Like acting like he out here lit.
He lit boy. He think he'd a man.
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He's more like that. He said I'm built different.
He not me. He said I'm him, I'm him.
I'm fucking with Jodio already, boy.
I don't know, man. The cockiness is I'm fucking
with it, bro, even though we're not all that different.
Oh no, you OK? He thirsty?
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Nobody helps his mother carry a grocery bag.
Why are you volleying, bro? And no kids have nice chats with
her. He's gripe by anxiety every time
he rides the bus. He'll probably stop coming to
school sooner or later. Now if you run doing what I'm
getting at here, This is a storyabout how I got filthy rich.
What you think filthy rich is? What you think filthy rich is an
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exaggeration? You think I sound like 1 stuck
up son of a bitch, right? By filthy rich I do mean making
fat stacks of money. But there's something way more
important than that. The mechanism.
Yo, who is this kid? Who is this kid?
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This *** is built different. This *** is built different.
Nah, it's a universal constant. So even if I forgot enemies,
I've already won against them. My mechanism can't be taken
away, It can't fall apart. It's a principle of this world
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that makes wealth flow straight to me.
Sir. You think you're the wonder of
you or something? I'd rather call it a mechanism
than a system. It's like an ecosystem.
There's an apex to it. I can't see it yet, but that
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mechanism is going to show its form and shape to us.
This is a story about how I got how a boy got filthy rich in the
subtropical islands. Not humble enough for you?
Too bad, 'cause I'm definitely going to get my hands on it.
His name is Paco La La Borantes.Paco la Borantes, age 19.
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He was chubby up until about twoyears ago, but look at him now.
This guy's ripped. He was the one riding the
scooter in the courtyard earlier, but I wouldn't call his
friends. Paco Labarantes is still a high
schooler at 19. I don't know what he's doing for
a year, but it doesn't seem likethe type to study abroad his
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ears like that because his abusive dad bit a whole lot of
it. Yo what the fuck?
We just mean a whole bunch of people with trauma right now.
A Rocky. You just introducing mad like
these motherfuckers got some shit going on.
Hey, did you see how he moved just now?
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Were you able to? Maybe you don't know what I'm
talking about, but he just swiped someone's wallet, their
hair in the store. That was his stand ability.
He's not really trying to hide it.
So, yeah, Paco's a bona fide kleptomaniac, A thieving son of
a bitch. He treats it like a game.
The guy loves it more than videogames and spam on the Geary.
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His muscles are supernatural. He can grab things with the back
of his hands and his elbows. What bro got so much gains?
He just over here like, yeah, yeah, yeah, like what is he
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talking about? What is he doing?
What is he doing without so muchas lifting a finger?
He probably has some friend who can make his muscles tense
enough to even trap. Tense enough to trap even a
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hungry mosquito by the probot proboscis.
Look, it's muscles. It bunches up in a certain way
to hold on to things. Is that his Stand ability?
He's probably going to do this sort of thing plenty more times.
So I explained to you again. Once that happens.
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Paco, what are you doing in our store?
Uh oh, Dragona on that ass. Paco, you hear me?
Don't make me wrap this thing around your head.
Put that back. Don't you dare mess with my
customers, you little bastard. I put it back.
Stop pulling it. Stop it.
I put it back. Yo, just pulling Sun Air.
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Dragona. There's a gym on the other side
of the street. Want to go there with me?
This. They're telling someone there's
a gym is basically just asking if you can kick their ass
legally. Shut up, stupid.
Go there yourself. So my brother just walked into
the store though customers, may I have your attention please?
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This person is talking huge. I'm terribly sorry to bother you
all, but we'll have to close thestore early today.
I really do apologize for the inconvenience.
What's going on right now? This store is a boutique in
Kaliho and Kalihi, Eco Eco. I was called there today.
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I was called here today for an after school meeting.
This lady's name, Meryl May she,she's 49.
She's the school principal I ranto earlier today.
She's one of Eco Eco's investorsand she always drops by at the
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school. In other words, being a
principal is her main gig and imagine this boutique is her
side hustle. She's our boss.
I like where this is going. I like where this is going.
I'm digging this. All of the all of the fashion
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illustrations hung up on the walls and the clothing and
accessories are designed single handedly by Meryl May.
I really like the designs, I think they kick ass.
But side hustles are all she does.
I hear she's got a handsome husband and a kid at home.
Just how many of these jobs doesshe have?
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To make a Long story short, Eco Eco's just a front for taxes.
She's a bat shit crazy superwoman.
Thank you Trigona, I'm fine, butI appreciate the thought.
You can go home as soon as our talk is over.
Now, then put your phones away, Everyone.
What are you doing? Put that away right now.
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You too, Jodio. Turn it off.
Put them away. OK, all of you.
Off, off, off, off, off, Off, off, off, off.
Now, the only phone you should be looking at is mine.
You're all going to memorize what's on the screen.
I'm not sending you any photos. Meryl May never lets any info
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out of her graphs. We don't even know where she
lives there here. This here is a natural 24 karat
round brilliant cut blue diamond.
Its market value or its price is6,000,000.
I know some people who work in customs at the airport.
This info just happened to fall into my lap.
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It arrived on a flight from Naruto to Kona airport at 11 AM
two days ago. A single Japanese person
declared this to customs. That person is staying in a
villa in Hawaii right now. The fat cats enjoying vacation.
This is their villa. Sure is luxurious.
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If you want to see the floor panplan, I'll get it later.
I've classified its security system at level 2.
Knowing this person's Japanese, I'd be surprised if they had any
guns hidden anywhere. According to the ESTA, the
person plans to stay here for 15days.
They also came alone. That means we have 12 days left.
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So what will you all do? Look at this.
This is actual size, a natural diamond with a diameter of 23mm.
I'll be taking 18%. I'll sort things out in the
shadows and handle all the expenses.
I'll give you all 2% in total. So what's your call?
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2% of 6 mil is 120 K if the three of us split it each.
If the three of us split it, we each get 40K.
Fencing stolen goods like this is never an easy task, so taking
that into account, this is a hell of a lot of money.
Will you take the mission or will you back out?
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So she's telling us three to sneak into into the home when
it's empty and steal the diamond.
As the most junior member of thegroup, I'll be the Gopher.
I'm sure I'll end up being the one on the watch.
A Gopher like me isn't allowed to make the call.
Are we going to go or not? I've seen a glint in Paco's eyes
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ever since we started. And Dragona looks excited too.
Looks like he's thinking about all the stuff he's going to buy.
Looks like we're doing it. Let's see.
Oh, can I see it's settled. Also, I'd like 4 of you to go.
You'll have a lot of ground to cover looking for the diamond
after all. All right, this is this is
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turning into some, some mobster kingpin type shit.
This is really, really feeling like golden wind, bro.
In a way, not completely, but it's feeling really golden
windy. Golden windy.
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Let's see. Also, I'd like 4 of you to go.
You'll have a lot of ground to cover looking for the diamond.
After all, there's only three people in the room, so that
means that there's going to be afourth person joining the crew.
This fucking bozo, this thing, it came in with a glizzy in his
hand. Maybe this is another one of the
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world's mechanisms. Every team's got to have its own
weirdo. I love this.
What? The way this dude is talking
about this shit, bro, This is fucking dope, bro.
Four people. Principal.
Is it three people Enough? What?
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Why'd it have to be him? Oh, that's Spam.
Before we knew his name, he was Hot Dog John.
Nah, this is the Glizzy Guzzler.This is the guy I had to deal
with this morning. He's a customer.
Customer of mine. You got to be kidding me.
Why him? Don't worry.
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He's not an addict or anything. He's a good student.
You have my word. He's going to be helpful.
So take him with you. Glad to be here.
This is the beginning. A single diamond worth
6,000,000. Our job is to go to Hawaii
Island and take Hawaii Island and take that from a rich
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person's empty villa. What?
Our team of three has become four.
Meryl May's practically orderingus.
If Meryl May says the four of ushave to go, we'll probably all
go. Our boss foresaw something.
It turned out she was right. A team of three wasn't enough.
No, it never would have been enough, no matter how many of us
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there were. November rain, smooth operators
and the hustle. The mission begins, and that's
the end of the chapter. Wow, BB.
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Oh wow, November rain. Oh that's so dope bro Yo, so I
used to Oh my God, that takes meso far back bro.
That's just this is about to hitdifferent for me bro.
So I'm a fan of like SB dunks, right?
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Nike SB dunks and that's my shit.
I've always been into them sinceI was in high school guidance in
2008, thanks to my boy Kesten. I don't know much about the
song. I don't know shit about the
group, and that's what's hilarious about it.
But if you know one thing about Nike Dunks, there's a lot of the
names. They have some funky names, you
know what I mean? You have the Dinosaur Juniors,
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you got the Mork and Mindy's, you got the De la Souls, the Pee
Wee Herman's. But there's a pair that I had
called the November Rains and I didn't know shit about the song,
but I fucked with the sneakers so much.
It was a burgundy sneaker with ablack and Gray and white had
suede on it. And I used to love them
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sneakers, bro. And this being called November
Rain, this hit different for me,bro.
Smooth operators, the hustle. This is wow is this is it wild
for me to say that this might bethe best first chapter in all of
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Jojo's. Like granted I know other parts
had less like less pages to workwith but even if you combine I
think other parts 1st 2 chaptersand maybe I don't know what the
fuck I'm talking about because Iwatched up until stone ocean so
I didn't read the other parts. I've never read them, but this
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was God. Now I'm sad because fuck, I feel
too caught up now. Because now the realization that
this won't be. I won't see this get animated
until I don't even know when. Oh that's a little depressing.
(51:25):
Now that's that's a little depressing.
Now I'm going through the motions.
What the fuck. This was peak bro.
This is the this is the best first.
This is the best we get in in every stream to from that we've
done so far from steel ball run to Joe Jolien.
I wasn't inundated with too muchlike explanation.
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The setup is elite. The stand design is fucking
fire. I'm loving these two stand
designs become a famous singer so rocky reference you and JoJo
lands. I wish bro I wish I Can't Sing
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pizza so Ella I don't know what y'all want me to do.
I don't know bro. This was a great chapter.
I'm loving I'm loving the designs of the stands.
I'm loving Jodio's attitude, this bravado, but also like this
his dead assness. Dragona great design, love the
stand ability. I'm looking forward to seeing
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like how crazy it could possiblyget.
Like I like I like things that remind me of harvest Sex
Pistols. I like those stands.
I like those. I think that they're fucking
cute. They're fucking cool.
November ranges on is fucking ominous.
And also like even the eyes looklike it's about business
(52:55):
standing on business violating the cops.
The fact that this is in 2020, the the savagery, the finessing
in school, the principal being Merrill my or whatever being
like about this life, this heistaspect.
This is fuck, this is about to be some heat, ain't it?
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This is easily, easily a 10 out of 10 chapter for me.
Bro. Jodio's design is Immaculate.
I love it. The stand design, the
combination of the two is fucking fire.
His attitude, the cockiness, nothumble.
He said I'm like this and like this, like I get I got holes.
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He said I get I'm out here, I'm that dude.
I'm him. I like it.
I like it, I like it. I am looking forward to seeing
more, but eventually this will turn to a monthly experience and
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that kind of sucks. Yeah.
So like I said, I'm a give Chapter 1 of JoJo lands.
The JoJo lands. This is a 10 out of 10.
I can't even hold you. Maybe I'm just being hype.
Maybe I'm I'm maybe I'm riding the hype.
But respectfully, this chapter alone is better than a lot of
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other parts. Best chapters in my opinion.
This was some heat. This was some heat.
A rocky continuing the trend of the ultra universe parts
starting with the story about mestarting to walk.
Sorry about breaking a curse anda story about a boy becoming
filthy rich is perfect Word Loisgot to go.
Thank you. Thank you for coming by.
I appreciate it appreciate it appreciate all.
I appreciate all y'all for coming by the stream.
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Y'all have been some of y'all have been here since steel bore
run, which yeah couple months ago, but it's crazy it's crazy
here we are we really caught up well, we not caught up, but we
in the current part and I only got a couple more streams to go.
So before we get this stream youknow ending and all that.
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If you haven't noticed already on the channel, I'm doing my own
little kind of like a JoJo Fridays, you know what I mean?
It's not really much, but I decided to make a compilation, a
collection of all my streams so that if you just kind of want to
sit through my my streams and reactions through the different
parts of Steel Ball Run as well as Joe Jolian, I'll be dropping
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a part each Friday up until December 15th.
So we already have two parts out.
That's the first two parts of Steel Ball run.
The final part of Steel Ball Runwill be dropping next Friday and
after that it will go on to Joe Jolian and it will follow a
consistent thing each week. They're about 8 to 10 hour
videos, just kind of background noise.
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Whatever you want. Hey, run it up.
If you want to run it up, run itup.
Do your thing, do your thing. So give y'all, just give y'all
something. It ain't JoJo Fridays, but it's
something, right? I'm sad I didn't get to really
fully experience the world of JoJo Fridays, honestly.
But here we are. Here we are.
But chapter 1 of JoJo Lands, Chef's kiss, chef's kiss.
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This was hype and I'm looking forward to seeing what's coming
for the JoJo Lands. So we'll end the stream here.
Before we end the stream Gavin already, please be sure to
subscribe to the channel, hit that notification to get
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Supposed to leave a comment? Let me know your thoughts on
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Maybe? Who cares?
So enjoy your life. Hit me with like later y'all.
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