Crystal shares the post morgie mixer event gossip and a letter from a listener. She is STILL talking about her morgellons, and she still wants to hear from you listeners! Moremorgellons@gmail.com to share your story.
Episode Transcript
Hello listeners. Hello fellow morgies.
Hello earbuds, Cochlear confidants.
Yeah, I just said that. That was not Chaji PT, that was
me. Crystal clear host of the show,
44 years old, ageless, immortal,voted MILF of the century by
perimenopausal times. That's a real paper and I really
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won. But none of these statements
should be construed as totally true or medical advice or
anything else you could sue me for.
Deal. Then you're about to have a
morgasm. Welcome to more morgalons.
We're just talking about your symptoms.
Makes you sound like a fucking nut job.
Black specks, glitter fibers, moving hair, feathers, all of
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the symptoms. They challenge plausibility.
I get it, it sounds insane. However what I'm saying is true.
People all over the world for atleast 25 years have reported
these non self materials presentin self in, emerging from or
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embedded in their Dermot. This condition, this Morgellons
thing, it produces symptoms thatmatch delusion without being a
delusion. It is a horror show so anybody
pointing to it can be accused ofinventing it even as it
colonizes and consumes them. The idea that Morgalans could be
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AI, don't know a legacy biotech experiment, a nano material
interface gone wrong, a decentralized psychospiritual
epidemic, or a slow motion revelation of hidden warfare?
CCP. It sounds grandiose, but only if
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you still think the world is small, fair, and governed by
Occam's razor. Spoiler alert, it isn't.
So what is being called delusional is in fact just the
truth misfiled by an overwhelmedsystem.
That tension, the feeling of I know what I'm seeing but no one
will believe me. Every word I use makes it sound
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less real. If I scream louder, I only look
crazier. That's not madness.
That's what it feels like to witness a forbidden truth
without any accepted frame to hold it.
So what do you do? Nothing.
Trust me, nothing is going to beyour best bet and many of y'all
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are not ready to quit yet. Trying to fix it, trying to
remove it. Hate to sound like Seven of
Nine. Y'all.
Resistance is futile. Just let yourself be absorbed by
the Borg Morgue. No, don't allow yourself to be
subsumed or consumed by anythingor anyone.
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You have power, you have agency,You are the author of your story
and your destiny. This fate, it is what it is.
You can chase the Parasite Whisperer.
You can apply another balm, yourspecial mix of turpentine,
gasoline, Kitty litter, and sandpaper.
Do not use that at home, on yourbody, ever.
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Really, don't do it. You're hurting yourselves.
To those of you still fighting that fight, I don't judge you
and I'm praying for you because you deserve great love.
You deserve peace. You deserve relief.
Kick back. Let your mind go.
We're going to have a great episode.
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Thanks for listening and stay tuned.
Have you heard the one about twomorgues in a fire pit?
Yeah. The morgue mixer.
I'm talking about 2025. I just had it at my house in
Atlanta, GA 2025 morgue mixer. There will be another one.
Not a mixer, but a retreat and atreat.
But yeah, Morgue mixer. 2025, June 21st at my house.
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It was a raging success by Morgalon's community standards,
which means only one person cameand nobody burst into flames or
sued me. And that is a miracle.
Technically, a few people showedup.
Kate, tom-tom, tom-tom, tom-tom.Who counts as a couple of
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people? He may not count because he was
already within blast radius. But Kate?
Kate got on an actual plane. Y'all on time from another city.
This woman has been battling stage 4 procrastination with
complicating inertia since 2018,and she just popped a
metaphorical Adderall made of love and chaos and showed up.
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We sat around on my deck lookingat the lake.
We went on walks, hung out with my family and friends.
Real humans doing human things. It was pretty revolutionary,
guys. Yeah, we unpacked things.
I mean, like literally. I finally opened the box of my
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career shame that my ex employermailed me when they politely
heeded me out of my own professional identity.
It was dusty and awkward and filled with pens I apparently
stole. But more than that, we unpacked
ourselves. There was conversation.
There was disagreement. No one stormed off.
No one accused anyone of being CIA.
It was what I call a social flex.
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You know, like Pilates for your frontal lobe.
And we disagreed politely. Do you understand how rare that
is? In 2025, most people can't even
navigate a group chat without declaring emotional bankruptcy.
But here we were talking about real shit, hard things, glitter
particles in our eyelids. And nobody needed, like, a
mediator or a sedative or a ritual banishment.
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And I realized, you know, that'swhat's missing in so many of our
lives. Not just community, but friction
with commitment. Being around others who don't
fully agree with you but still love you anyway is some advanced
level neural reformatting. So yes, the morgue mixer only
had one official guest, but thatguest was catalytic.
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That guest was Kate, the great conqueror of Delta Flight 1221.
And together we reclaimed our weirdness in public with hummus
and twinkle lights and no apologies and no need to prove
anything to anybody. So start saving now for next
year's retreat. Isolated listeners, you need to
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get out. Be amongst your people.
It is more healing than any cream, tincture injection, UV
ray, repurposed veterinary medicine, plutonium based night
cream that you could conjure. There is strength in numbers and
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danger in isolation. So more information will be
coming about next year and possibly something before next
year, because I believe in building community, because a
community of exiles is no longerexiled.
We belong. I got a letter from a listener
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I'd like to share with you all. Hi, my name is Chrissy.
I have had this since 2020. I had perfect skin, perfect
teeth and now I am going crazy. I've researched this the past
year because it has gotten bad. At first they told me that the
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sand under my skin was from the mask gave me medicine and it
helped but there are scars now and now on any scar I have ever
had stuff comes out of it. I can now not touch anything
that is blue because guess what I turn blue.
I have it in my eyes, around my lips, everywhere.
I met a person who worked for McDonnell Douglas in Saint Louis
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and his friends with a holistic Dr. that are treating me.
I I've only recently met with him this past Saturday.
He had gone against the government for years.
What he said it sounds like thatI am a human Guinea pig for the
government or could be alien. Mind you he is one of the
smartest people in the USI haven't got all the products yet
but it has cured my step dad's girlfriend's it's cancer.
My step dad's degenerative rheumatoid arthritis.
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He could not walk before and nowhe's in perfect health.
Once I get the whole protocol I would like to help everyone
else. Thoughts please?
I've lost family members becausethey think I'm crazy.
I'm a single mom of three that is struggling.
I can't remember to do anything anymore.
I go from one thing to the next.My mind is just like going 100
mph. The kids are so tired of me
talking about this. Anyways, you've really helped me
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knowing that there are others out there.
Yes, for better or for worse, there are others out here here
for you and you and you. If you'd like to be on more
Morgolons, please send an e-mailto moremorgolons@gmail.com.
I believe I received this e-mailon the 17th of June and I just
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now fucking got around to replying to it.
So starting to see a theme here,y'all?
Procrastination. I don't think that's Morgalon's
though, to be honest. I think that is just a product
of our neurally hijacked times that we live in.
But let's talk about it. Give me a shout, leave a review,
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leave a comment, follow the show, come to the retreat next
year. Hang in there and stay tuned.
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