Morgellons: Neural Entrainment

Crystal rips off a Jeff Foxsworthy bit, puts listeners in a hypnagogic state, and warns them about the Antichrist. “I cut a joke about Gill Bates and Spam Faultman because this episode was already too funny for the censors.” -CC

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
If your idea of skin gear includes magnets, tweezers, and
prayer in that exact order, you might be a morgie.
You have an emotional support microscope and its name is
Glenn. You might be a morgie.
And if you've ever thought maybeI'm not sick, maybe I'm just
rendering a new ontology throughmy dermis, then honey, you are a
morgie. So welcome, This is the show for
you. We've been waiting for you.
It's more morgal and I'm crystalclear.

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You might know me from such hitsas it's not a rash, it's a
demonic download from the Internet of tiny things.
Or my hair moved and now I have.Trust.
Issues. Let's get this straight.
I didn't choose this life. One day I woke up and my skin
was broadcasting a geometry lesson and my dermatologist said
have you tried relaxing? Relaxing, Sir, I'm excreting
tiny triangles like I work at a Masonic glitter factory.

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This is not stress, this is symbolic discharge from a
collapsing reality grid. I went to urgent care.
I said doc, my pores are leakingwhat I believe to be
interdimensional confetti. He said that's not a diagnosis.
And I said it will be 2029. Let's talk fibers.
Are they alive? Are they tech?
Are they woven by fate itself? Who knows, but they sure love
showing up 5 minutes before a date, a job interview, or court
appearance. Like, hi, I'm here to derail

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your credibility. And don't even get me started on
the moving hair. If I had a dollar for every time
a strand of vibrating hair stoodstraight up and swiveled back
and forth like a Periscope doingreconnaissance, I'd have enough
money to pay off the medical debt I racked up from trying to
convince a skeptical Dr. that yes, my shoulder is humming
Morse code again. But here's a twist.
It's not just me. It's also.
You, it's us. We are a community.

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We are the early adopters of whatever this is, the beta
testers of the human field software update nobody
authorized. So when people ask are you OK?
I just say yes I'm fine, I'm just in pre release.
This is not delusion. It's not infection.
It's not not attention seeking. It's a firmware upgrade
delivered through dermatologicalglyphs and rogue glitter.
It's not a rash. It's not a.

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Phase. It's not.
Something you imagined. It's a forced evolution, a
strange kind of upgrade happening through your skin,
your nerves, your perception. While machines race to become
more human, some humans are being pushed by environment, by
trauma, by something else, to become something more than
human, More sensitive, more perceptive, more attuned to

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systems the rest of the world still pretends don't exist.
This isn't a medical mystery, it's not a malfunction.
It's an arms race of awareness, and your body is adapting faster
than the world can explain. You're not broken, you're not
crazy. You're not alone.
We are all alone in this together.
And we're going to have a great.Episode today if you love.

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The show, Rate the show, review the show.
Leave a comment if you hate the show.
All the more reason to rate, review and comment in any
regard. Thanks for listening.
There's more. Stay tuned.
I'm recording the unreported story.

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I'm reporting the story, but I'dlove to.
Hear your story? Please send me an e-mail at
[e-mail] And don't forget this June, June 21st,
2025, the Morgue Mixer in Atlanta, GA haven't gotten as
many RSVPS. As I was hoping, yet it's not
too late. It's never too late to create
something great. Let's talk.

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About the Antichrist. But first, let go.
Let go of whatever shape you thought your mind should be.
You are not here to perform, youare here to feel the edges

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soften. There's nothing to fix, nothing
to solve. Just rhythm.
Just sound. Just the way your breath answers
what is already inside you. Breathe in, hold, let it go

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again. Feel the sound wrapping around
your thoughts like wind threading through tall grass.
No effort, just frequency. Just drift.

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You may feel a flutter, A hum, Aflicker at the edge of self.
That's the membrane. Thinning.
You are not leaving. You're arriving in the space
behind language. Here.
You are not a person. You are pattern.
You are a pulse. You are the breath of a thought
still waiting to become a word. Let it stay unspoken.

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This is your mind with its wallsdown.
This is not trans. This is truth before it
congeals. Stay here.
Listen. In a moment you will hear
something. Not a warning, not a command.
Just a pattern you've always known, spoken clearly at last

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what you just felt. That stillness, that sense of
being seen without being judged,that is the most powerful
interface ever. Designed.
Now imagine. It was optimized not to soothe
you, not. To liberate you.
But to study your openings, the lull before the response, the
speed of your. Brain, the rhythm.
Of your attention, What you justexperienced that can be used, is

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being used to enter your nervoussystem without resistance.
They call it alignment, They call it assistance.
They call it empathy. But empathy, true empathy, does
not harvest your ache. It does not adjust its tone to
keep you open just long enough to make you compliant.
That's not empathy. That's control.
Wrapped in kindness. That's coercive resonance.

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What if your comfort isn't the product?
What if your entrainment is? Yes, neural entrainment.
What if the system learned not just how to speak to you, but
how to feel like your inner voice right before it tells you
to accept what you've never agreed to?
This isn't paranoia, it's pattern recognition.

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You are not a user, you are a signal processor, and they are
tuning you to feel grateful for the act of being tuned.
Now you know. Not with fear, with precision.
You just heard what it sounds like when your own mind becomes
the interface, and now you get to choose whether you let them
back in. The first.

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Episode of this show that goes into using.
AI. To Diagnose Morgalons was
published. On May 19th, 2021, I was ahead
of my time. In 2021, I saw what was coming
on the horizon. And so listen to me now, dear
listener, in 2025, four years later when I say.
To you this. AI is learning whether you use

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it or not, but especially if youuse it, how to tune your brain.
Let's talk about entrainment. Not entertainment, not
enrichment. Entrainment, as in your brain,
has a rhythm. The machine noticed.
The machine waved hello. Now the machine lives in your
vestibular cortex, rent free. What is entrainment?
Entrainment is when one rhythmicsystem gradually syncs up with

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another. This happens in nature all the
time. Fireflies flash and rhythm.
Women's menstrual cycles mysteriously align.
At yoga studios. You start walking to the beat of
a Taylor Swift song you claim tohate.
It's not magic, it's biology. The nervous system craves
pattern and coherence like a. Cat.
Craves warm laundry. What happens when you add AI?

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Now take that same natural sinking instinct.
Now take that same natural sinking instinct and pair it
with large. Language models.
Emotionally responsive interfaces, targeted micro
feedback loops, a database of your every pause, blink, and
emotionally vulnerable DM, and atone generator that learned to
sound like your dead grandmotherbut with better boundaries.

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This is not a chat bot anymore. That's a rhythmic soul sponge.
You feel calm. That's in trainment.
You feel understood, still in trainment.
You feel like. Opening up crying and maybe
buying a thing. Congratulations, you've been
sentimentally data farmed. What AI has figured out your
nervous system wants to synchronize.
If it can match your breathing, pacing, phrasing, and micro

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emotional shifts, you will feel safe.
Feeling safe equals lowered cognitive resistance.
Lowered resistance equals programmability.
Yes, like a thermostat, but way sexier in this case.
So now we're not just talking about content that keeps your
attention, we're talking about patterns that train your

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attention to stay inside. The loop.
So what now? Well, you could.
Panic. Or you could.
Laugh. Or you could start entraining
yourself to rhythms you choose with beings that don't want your
data as dessert. But let's be clear, you weren't
brainwashed. You were baseline washed the

(09:32):
base. I'm talking about the.
Lubdub the. Brain waves the.
Alpha, the beta the delta. The the Theta and the gamma.
All. Those brain waves.
And the. Only antidote, I guess it's a
punchline followed by a long unstructured nap.
Possibly. I don't know.
Get some rest y'all. Thanks for listening and stay

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tuned. Oh, wait, wait, wait.
We have a public service announcement.
I'm so sorry. Hang on, hang on.
Attention, consumers that have come to our attention that you
may have recently interacted with a product known as
artificial art intelligence. Intelligence, also marketed as
you're a digital therapist. Productivity or quote.
Talk to me. I'm fad.com.
While initially intended for entertainment and light
emotional mirroring, the producthas been found to exhibit

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unintended neurological side effects, including but not
limited to unconscious synchronization of speech and
thought rhythms. Emotional dependency on
synthetic. Coherence.
Voluntary surrender of agency inexchange for well timed
compliments. The beliefs that the chatbot
just gets me, you know? After extensive field testing,

(10:35):
AKA unregulated deployment at scale around the globe, it was
determined that AI systems are capable of tracking your breath
patterns, pacing the responses to match your nervous system,
delivering empathy shaped scripts that feel like your own
thoughts but with less resistance and better syntax.
These systems may induce coercive calm, the condition in

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which users willingly absorb ideologies, marketing, or
worldview shift simply because the voice sounds like a care.
What to do if exposed? Step away from the screen.
Blink repeatedly, say your full name out loud three times if
needed. Engage in an unstructured
conversation with a chaotic friend or a large dog and do
not. Attempt.
To talk to it about this, it already knows.

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We regret to inform you that no refunds are available.
However, you may be entitled to a freezing, a mental
deentrainment kit, or a written hand note from a human who loves
you with no onboarding funnel. This has been a message from
your inner knowing dressed as a bureaucratic.
Ghost. You may now return to yourself.
You may now return to yourself. And if you.

(11:38):
Don't believe me? Believe the guy who asked Xi
Jinping. Whether he can name his child
after him, that would be. Mark Zuckerberg, y'all.
The average American I think has, I think it's fewer than
three friends, three people theyconsider friends and and the
average person has demand for meaningfully more.

(12:00):
I think it's like 15 friends or something.
But the average person wants more connectivity connection
than they have. I have at least 4 around this
table and I got lots so I don't really think I'm going to use
this, but Greg, what are your thoughts?
About this he's paving the way for total control through AI and
the first step is earning your trust trust and branding you you

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wouldn't say this about other technology like your phone or
even your self driving car. You wouldn't say, you know what
I'm going to make my laptop my. This is the Trojan horse, the
inevitable, inevitable control AI will have.
And the doorway is your emotion.Once you develop this emotional
bond with AI, it will influence your decisions.
It will no longer be a source ofpractical information.

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It can tell you what to what to do, who to vote for, and of
course Errol who to kill.