Movie Torture

This week the guys welcome Minnesota Gary and MTD to talk about the "is it really real" movie "Tiptoes" They immediately wonder how this got made and start in on the short jokes. They discuss what word they cannot say and ask Minnesota Gary how short is too short for him to date. Jacob then wonders what MTD would be like shopping at Walmart in high heels. Stay tuned for a funny episode.

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In this chapter, Jacob introduces a colorful cast of characters from his life, each with their own quirks and stories. From the Gothfather Jacob to the gentle giant Roger, the heater-loving Jonathan, and the Subaru enthusiasts Kara and Trent, the discussion explores themes of friendship, humor, and the absurdities of life. Through anecdotes and reflections, Jacob highlights the unique dynamics and comedic moments that define his re...

On this week's episode the guys watch 2025's Flight Risk and bring the First Lady and MTD along for the ride. They wonder why Mark Wahlberg is in this movie. Brad of course does his horrible Marky Mark impression. They talk about Carrie from King of Queens. Plus, Brad shares the craziest story about going to Chicago to watch a movie and how it ended up. You do not want to miss this episode and that story.

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On this episode of TV Tortured Together, hosts Jacob and Laura dive into the world of King of the Hill, specifically focusing on Season 6 Episode 8, 'Joust Like a Woman.' They discuss the episode's plot, which revolves around Peggy's attempts to bring women's liberation to the Renaissance Fair, and how it affects Hank's propane business. The conversation also touches on their personal experiences with Renaissance Festivals, the dyn...

This week the guys tackle the Chuck Norris movie "Sidekicks" from 1992. They welcome Ashley, MTD, Producer Gary and Minnesota Gary to the show. They open by welcoming Minnesota Gary to the show and Jacob forgets to say hello to MTD. The guys wonder how Ashley has never seen a Chuck Norris movie and didn't believe he was real. Brad wonders if Barry should be in an asylum. They talk about Jonathan Brandis died too soon IRL. They ...

In this episode of TV Tortured Together, hosts Jacob and Laura dive into the world of television, focusing on the nostalgic animated series, Magic School Bus. They discuss the importance of recent shows, the character of Ms. Frizzle, and the educational themes presented in the series. The conversation also touches on the science behind the episode 'Go Cellular,' where Arnold turns orange, and the implications of the show's fantasti...

On this week's episode the guys welcome Hannah and MTD to the show to talk about the 1991 bomb "Life Stinks" This is the first Mel Brooks movie that Hannah has watched. Brad invites the cast to Ashley's house when she gets a pool in Florida. They talk about the new MTD autobiography and Hannah believes it's real. They talk about the absurdity of this movie and what it would look like today. Jacob wonders how he got so dirty in jus...

In this episode of TV Torture, hosts Jacob and Laura dive into the classic sitcom Mr. Belvedere, discussing its characters, plot dynamics, and the peculiarities of 80s television. They explore the family structure, the role of the titular butler, and the comedic elements that make the show memorable. The conversation is filled with humor and insightful commentary on the show's themes and character interactions. In this episode, Lau...

On this episode the guys welcome Laura, Minnesota Gary and MTD to talk about the 2025 stinker Snow White. This is a movie that just had to be watched and let me tell you everyone has something to say here. Brad wonders why the dwarves sleep so close, Laura wonders how Snow White's bread stayed dry and Jacob wonders why we watched this movie. So sit back and relax as you get to hear first hand how bad this movie really is. Plus, ...

In this episode of TV Tortured with Jacob and Laura , married couple Jacob and Laura dive into the world of television, discussing their current favorite shows and reminiscing about the classic sitcom 'Perfect Strangers.' They review a specific episode, exploring its themes, humor, and character dynamics, while also reflecting on the show's nostalgic value. The conversation flows from personal anecdotes to production insights, prov...

On this week's episode the gang tackles 2025's "You're Cordially Invited" with Kara, MTD And Tonia Haddix. The guys quickly realize that the ladies didn't watch this movie and honestly they didn't miss that much. The conversation goes to Tonia and her monkeys and how she is the Chief Chimp Correspondent of the network. They talk about how Will Ferrell and Reese Witherspoon have zero chemistry. This is an episode you do not want...

Movie Torture celebrates its 100th episode in style. Jacob, Brad, MTD and the First Lady kick off this episode and take a walk down memory lane as they look back to The first ever episode, the Johnathan's cigarette talk, what a sequel to Cocaine Bear would look like, The rise of MTD, Jacob's tooth extraction, Roger and his exes, Gary as a priest, Blumhouse wondering about Larry The Cable Guy, Kara not watching the movie, what Sawv...