The Early Episode!

Get ready for a jam-packed Episode 15 of the MxMatched Podcast with Skittles and Colana! This week, we're diving deep into the recent Pride on the Plains Pageant. Hear all about Skittles' debut as a judge and relive the moment Colana was crowned Mx Pride on the Plains 2025! But that's not all – we're also dishing out some spicy hot takes on the most surprising cosmetic surgeries making headlines, and, of course, we'll be playing a round of "Werk it or tuck it" with some makeup trends making a comeback. THANK YOU to FancyNan and Violet Crime for sending in some voice memos! You won't want to miss this hilarious episode! Be sure to follow us @mxmatchedpodcast and send in your voice memo today!

Episode Transcript

(00:14):
Hey now, we won't follow the fuck through.
Exactly what John said. And then you look at me and
said, well, we won't fall through.
You weren't going to fall through.
It's like I didn't know. I should have been, didn't know.
I should have been scared of falling.
Through girl, we didn't either, not until they took those slats
out and we were like oh so that's what it looks like under

(00:34):
there I. Was a little soft and.
Squishy, just a little self and supple honey.
More like it. Is this recording?
Oh. No, that's the intro, That's the
intro, That's the intro, that's the intro.

(00:55):
This is the earliest we have ever recorded a podcast.
I think so. That hungover episode felt
really early, but it wasn't that.
That was, I think one of the earlier.
Ones that was that. Was that like what like 3 or 4
or something like now but. 11 inthe morning.
Look at that. I know we debated drinking.

(01:16):
We did and then we were like, well, we've got a long day ahead
of us so you should. So you know, got patients, y'all
baby patients got her coffee. I'm like my Doctor Pepper and
this coffee. Better fix me.
We're ready to record episode 15.
It's a good number. I love, I love rounds of five.
Not. Yes, I do like fives.
Yeah, OK. How do?

(01:39):
You go ahead, ask the question. It's.
So stupid, it's so stupid. What's your comfort level with
moving the volume? Do you do twos or fives or are
you OK with either but it has tobe A2 or A5 it?
Has to be even numbers unless it's multiples of five.
OK, me too. What happened to us?

(02:00):
Honor will put that bitch on like 29 and it'll be like
absolutely not. I'm going 85 miles an hour on
the Interstate but if I see thathe's got it on not A2 or A5 this
feels. So targeted.
Kill both of us. 19 what are youdoing?
1920 is right there. And it'll put that shit

(02:22):
literally on like 13 and I'm like, what?
13. 12 is right there. Unacceptable.
Welcome back to the Mix Match podcast.
I'm Colada. And I'm Skittles, what's your
what's your volume comfort level?
Please tell us in the chat so wewould like to know.

(02:43):
Oh my God. Oh my God.
What? OK, so now somebody needs to
study us. I what happened in early
childhood that it has to be evennumbers or multiples of 5I?
Don't know? Well, it's funny because my
favorite number is 11, which is an unacceptable volume number,
but. So the volume can't even be on

(03:05):
11, your favorite number. It has to be.
I will say I have had to learn to make exceptions because
sometimes in my car, this is my just me being getting older
because in my past cars the volume stayed in the 20s usually
and now I don't ever let it pass25 unless I'm listening to
unfortunately for some reason podcast play at a whisper.

(03:27):
So I have to play a podcast at like 40.
But music I play right now, I play my some music between 10
and 20, but sometimes I'm over stimulated.
I'm like, I got to go down to like 7 or 8.
So if I'm in the car. That's getting older.
I'm like, that's too. Loud listen to anything.
Like if I'm listening to something I'm listening to a
podcast. I don't listen to music in the

(03:48):
car unless it's a road trip. We studied that.
Unless it's a road trip, like ifI'm commuting around town, I'm,
I don't know, sometimes I just don't want to hear while I'm
riding. That's the Kroger's I drove.
I drove here today listening to my house podcast or playlist.
That's background. Well, I tried to listen to my

(04:08):
house music on the way here and then Connor was like, I'm going
to play every song Doji's ever released on the way here.
We'll see. And you know, my problem is
background music for me is just Corelli or Vivaldi or you know,
some just baroque music. I wish he'd throw some of that
in the mix. That'd be great.
I I don't know, I I get it, though, sometimes the music gets

(04:28):
a little too much. I think that's why I do use I
have like the I have some sort of some like chill playlist or
sometimes I'll just leave my phone in like lo fi.
So when I'm driving around, it'sjust whatever.
It's definitely just probably just over stimulated.
Well, and especially sometimes if you are like running around
doing errands or whatever, you're in and out of your car,
you're not even listening to thefull song.
Like my commute to work is only like 3-5 minutes.

(04:50):
Like I live close to the coffee shop.
So and I live close to where I get all my groceries and I live
close to Avondale where we do the shows.
So I'm not getting a full song in most of the time, you know?
Normally I start a podcast on the way to.
Work. Oh that's, that's crazy too.
Listening to like the 5 minutes of a podcast well, but it's all
like chunks. From the parking you do.
That helps, yeah. So you know, my commute is way

(05:13):
too short. On the way to The Walking from
the parking deck, I can. Listen to a TikTok.
Apparently a 10 minute walk because every time I get to my
office my watch is like, are youdoing the walk out?
Yeah. But I'm like, yes, I am.
And it's like record 10 minute walk.
Yes, you will end workout. Thank you.
Yeah. I sure did walk 10 minutes.
Thank you and fitness. I didn't know it was a 10 minute

(05:35):
walk, but thank you Apple Watch for telling me.
I appreciate that. Oh.
Did we do the intro? We did the intro.
We did the intro that oh. My God, I could have.
Oh God, so funny. We should record this early more
often because you are on it. It's because all I've had today

(05:59):
I was running late, I forgot to do my protein shake or eat
anything. So my breakfast wise I got I got
gas and realized I didn't have their protein shake.
And so I was like, well, I'm getting gas and I was like,
Conor, go in the Circle K, get me one of them little chicken
sandwiches or whatever chicken sandwich.
Well, apparently it's Memorial Day and they ain't cooking none

(06:20):
of the. They didn't cook their breaks.
Yeah, which is proof that they are actually doing something
resembling cooking at the CircleK 'cause there was none of the
prepared foods out. So ovens off microwaves.
Off, they said. Not today, yeah.
So he got me the next best thing, which is a bag of gummy
nerds clusters and a pickle and a coke.

(06:44):
I did ask for the coke that was part of the original order.
So on the way here I ate, I didn't eat the gummy clusters
because I'd be like, that's acidreflux to eat that on an empty
stomach. I love the gummy clusters, but
that's that's not a. We're women of a certain age.
They bite back. They bite back.
So I ate the pickle on the way here, which is why I asked you
if you had snacks because. I was like, I got and then what

(07:06):
did you have when you got? Here, single like the little
pecan wheel. And then I had a single chicken.
Leg, leg, because we cannot in this house.
We can't go to Winn-dixie without picking up a box of
Fried. Chicken, they whisper.
They call to you. And I see the rotisserie
chickens when I go to Kroger and.
I saw TikTok the other day that was like nothing is stopping you

(07:28):
and your best friend from grabbing a rotisserie chicken
and going to sit on the beach toeat it and I was like nothing is
stopping. That what's stopping me is, one,
that I don't like beaches, and two, that Sidney and I would
each need our own rotisserie chicken.
I was just thinking that I was like, Aaron would need his
Sydney. 'S gonna want her own
rotisserie. Because he's gonna want the
traditional or like maybe the seasoned and I'm gonna want the

(07:50):
BBQ win. Oh that's tough.
I forget there's options. Should we get to the actual
episode content? I guess you know that's a good
segue since I got a cut, right? There.
Anyway, yeah, drumstick breakfast champions fucked
dolphins. Anyways, now on to the not
fucked Dolphins. Don't leave your volume at 17.

(08:15):
I will personally come find you.Listen, I will hunch you down to
that. That is just such a dark sided
number I why would you do? That we are stupid.
This is going to be another minute episode.
Absolutely, Absolutely we have. An outline.

(08:36):
Yeah, we do have an outline. We we had talking points.
We. Have not followed it yet.
It's honestly kind of good that we can vamp for this long.
Well, it'll be it's good practice.
For the seven hours we're going to be talking.
But we have to put our teacher filters on.
No cussing. I can talk about dolphins.
We just can't say fuck dolphins.Frick dolphins.

(08:58):
Not your, not your middle school.
I listen, I did not swear until I turned 18, so I got it.
Really. Yeah, I was yeah, my dad told me
I couldn't and I'm fucking a goody 2 shoes so I didn't swear
until I turned 18 and then it was like slow.
And then now of course I work innightlife so it's.

(09:20):
It's fluid vocabulary, it is. Well, I mean, and my dad is a
heavy swearer, so it was never like, it was never like I didn't
hear those words. It was just like, those words
aren't for you. You're not old enough.
Oh, I never heard my parents cuss.
Oh no, both of my parents were my stepmom swears, yeah.
I may have heard my mom didn't shit once or twice.
My dad didn't censor what we watched really either, or music

(09:41):
we listened to. So like I listened.
To music was nice. I must be nice.
I did listen for the first many years of my life.
It was very kidz bop so but after my listen.
Those are the worst songs ever. Some of those lyrics they.
Used to be better. I think they're trying too hard
to be cool now. It's terrible.

(10:02):
Not everything needs to be kidz Bop covered if the whole content
of the song. If you have to completely talk
about cheese instead of it's sex.
It's one thing to like, take a fun song about like, being out
with your girlfriends or whatever and turn it into
something appropriate, but some of these songs just don't need

(10:23):
to be. Some of these songs talk about
fucking well and then and you over here talking about making
friends. All you're doing is inviting
those kids to find the real song.
Oh my goodness. Alrighty, so we you did a little
thing. We did a little thing.
I was there. I didn't really do much you.
Was judging? I did.
You had judged your first pageant.

(10:44):
That was exciting, but yes, we had the Pride on the Plains
pageant. I am now your current rating mix
Pride on the Plains. I have joined the family with
Skittles. I know because I'm the 2023.
Yes, I was. Trying to remember what my name
badge said. That's how I check.
I have to look at my name badge and be like what year is on this
bitch? I.
Had to look it up earlier because that Ash needed to know
and I love that Yeah, Instagram.Hold on.

(11:06):
Yeah, I. Yeah, Dakota's 2022 I'm 2023 and
then Idol's 2024 you're 2025. Maybe we'll I think we should
try and convince buttons to she did newcomer.
I think we should try and get her to do mix.
I agree with that and then I. Think, but I think she also
hated it. I think Buttons hated the
pageant. Which is funny because she blew

(11:27):
it out the water when she did it.
It was perfect. Perfect.
Yeah. But no, we'd had a little
pageant. It was you won a little hat.
Another hat for your bookshelf full of hats, by the way.
It was. I really wish I would have had
at least one competitor. I know it really did suck.
I mean, I knew you were gonna bring a good package, but it is
always like it's just better to like have at least somebody else

(11:49):
to be like you get to see what they're bringing.
I don't know. The mindset is different if you
are competing in a category by yourself kind of situation.
Well, and there and there are some pageants though where you
do have to, you still have to reach a score minimum.
I don't think part of the planesis big enough to have that.
No, they're not. But I, I.
Still scored the highest of all the.
I did. I read it.

(12:09):
I read it. I'll cut that out.
No, you I read every year. I read the full breakdown.
I. Want me too?
I'm no. I want it.
Yeah, I am. No, I want to know.
And I have all of my score sheets from everything I've ever
done, including, by the way, because I, I reread through some
of them so that I could kind of get in that mindset of like,
this is what judges are looking for.

(12:30):
These are the kinds of things they were writing because I, I
have never judged anything in that manner.
I was like, what? What are they looking for?
When you know what would be liketoo mean or too nice?
Like what's the what, what, whatshould I be looking for in
writing down? But I found the very first part
on the Plains pageant, which we both did.
Yeah, I was the lovely 5th alternate.

(12:50):
I think I was the 4th alternate.I well, it was, I think I was
right there with you. Me, Cora Addison.
There was one more, right? There was one more.
I think there's a picture of allof us holding hands, all looking
busted. We need to find that and share
that's. A picture we need to share.
I find it every like once or twice a year and I'm like.
Oh, when it comes back up, save that shit.

(13:10):
Yeah, be good. But no, there was, I think there
was four or five of us. Yeah.
So I found those scorecards and then I found Newcomer.
I couldn't find my mixed part ofthe planes, but I also was
running. I was.
I had a manic breakdown because I miscalculated my outfit or I
over thought about my outfit forjudging.

(13:30):
And so I ate up the time that I was supposed to use to like take
a shower, brush my teeth, like blew my brows down.
And instead I was just like, OK,I got to do makeup.
Right now. Now.
Immediately. Yeah, so I read through
something, but I found my I found my Rail Drag Race cards.
I did not read those because it was a different competition
format and I but I was like, oh,I didn't.

(13:53):
First of all, I couldn't remember that there were score.
Sheets. I didn't know we gave those out.
There there are score sheets andI should look at them so that we
can use. Them.
I bet they're terrible. For, for inspiration for others.
I, I do not know, I, I had lots of feelings about that whole
competition that wasn't. But yeah, we had a lovely yeah,
the Patchett was very well done.I thought everything looked

(14:14):
great. I love this venue.
The venue was venue was great. I didn't get to see the entire
like back half of like the dressing space.
So I don't know from a contestedroom there was enough space for
all of. Us.
That's good. And there was, it was.
It's basically the theaters, like clothes closet.
Yeah. So even with their clothes in
there and props and stuff, we still all were able to fit back

(14:37):
there. That's really good.
And so was, and Jax and Queen were back there, too.
Yeah. So all the contestants plus
them, I was still had room. I was putting another room, two
or three more people. I was sitting in another room.
I just didn't go behind any curtain until I was directed,
'cause I was like, I don't know,I've never been in this venue
before. So let me just like, let me just

(14:57):
come in and be like, hey, it's me or do you want me?
All I need to do is pin my crownon and I'll sit wherever you
tell me. Yeah, they said they had Red
Bull for me. They did.
That's all you needed. I was like, there's a Red Bull
in the water and I'm ready. Where's my pen?
No, I haven't read my judges sheets yet, but I will because.
I that's smart. I actually I never.

(15:19):
I took a minute to just debrief.I don't read them the nightclub.
I think it it. I think I the very.
First part of it out of my head and then I come back to it.
Very first part of the planes imagine I think I read like the
first sheet or two and I was like, oh, I hate this and I
it'll. Probably be a couple of months
before I go and look at it. Yeah, because I'm not going to.
I'll use this packet again. Yeah, especially that

(15:39):
presentation for because I do want to do CAP, Yeah, I don't
know next year or the year aftereventually.
At some point. At some point, yeah, But that
presentation can definitely be used for Cat.
Absolutely. So she's going to stay in the
closet. I just feel like I need to
update my evening wear. I've worn that enough, you know,
for pageants. It's time for something

(16:00):
different, something new. And then I want to do more of a
production talent. Yeah, instead of a solo, Yeah,
singing talent, I still want to sing.
But you want. But I want, I want other actors
off stage with me. Yeah, I want.
That's what where things get crazy.
I I basically want to do like, tell me Ernest, like the whole

(16:23):
scene. Yeah, on stage.
So you're definitely gonna need and sing it live.
Costuming and costuming, 3 or 4 people.
It's four people if you include the assistant, which I want to
because yeah, they do it right. They pull out.
I want it to look like, yeah, the Broadway production like.
Number if you're gonna do. It walking, Yeah.
And if I'm gonna do it, do it, I'm gonna do it, Yeah.

(16:44):
But yes, the patch was fun. It was cute.
It was. Cute.
It was. It was.
I'm glad it's over. Yes.
Well, especially because it got delayed because of the
Tornadoes. And I was like, ready, ready,
ready to do it. And then I had to wait two more
months and I was like. Yeah, talking with fruit bat
since the delay has just been like, it's been like eating her
up. Oh yeah, like like when it I

(17:04):
can't. Oh, by the way, Congrats fruit
bat. Yes, my DWADA newcomer.
Newcomer. Very exciting.
Yes, big win for the House of Vomit.
But yeah, I could. I mean, I I psyched myself out
for a regular show and definitely for all of like the
pageant competitions I've done. I can't imagine being ready and
the day of the pageant being told there's a severe chance of

(17:26):
like bad thunderstorms and potentially tornadoes and there
were tornadoes. They missed us.
But there there people did die that that weekend.
So it is good that we delayed it, but I can't imagine like
being like all of your shit is packed up in crates and and then
it's like just getting. Right, it was very nice to see
Miss Chloe von Trapp throw. I know.

(17:47):
Congratulations. Congratulations Chloe on your
win as Miss Pride on the Plains.I need that rainbow wig she
wore. Bitch, that wig was beautiful.
That her. Rainbow wigs have a tendency to
come across as gaudy, but if youcan get them like layered
layered just right. You know she's a hairstylist.
Be it. Well, yeah, girl, give me that

(18:09):
wig. Yummy.
But she probably bought that, yeah.
I know. Well, I mean, she could have
still styled it herself. She didn't.
Yeah. It's gorgeous.
I love it. It.
Probably was a pain in the ass I'm sure.
I and. Then so I think we have some
Alabama drag history that has also been made because Jax is
raining as Mr. Pride on the Plains twice.

(18:32):
They said we already bought the crown, so you're just.
But also I think he's raining Renaissance.
He is Renaissance. We talked about it after the.
And he's going to do it again next year, I think so.
So he's going to hold. He's going to re reign twice
over two. Well, you know, he just is so
good at what he does. He is and.

(18:53):
Bless his heart for coming in. He came in, he was given the
script, didn't have time to, so he's reading the script live and
trying to host. And the script is also not 100%
that format of the show because there were last minute changes.
So I'm sure there's things penciled, There's always things
penciled, things got moved around or whatever.
You have to kill everything thatsays anything about Mr. because

(19:14):
nobody competed. So you have to scratch out all
of those sections in the script,you know, and you're hosting a
pageant is very different than and I, I've hosted, I've hosted
the pageant once and I've hostedor participated in as
entertainment for pageants before.

(19:35):
It's the format is different. And as a host, you're
controlling the, you're helping control the pacing and the
tempo. You have to like pay attention
to like the judges and make surethings are moving.
You want to move quickly, but not too quickly.
Can't move too slow because theneveryone's waiting on you
talking for no reason. Exactly.
Yeah, it's weird. It's.
Weird. Sometimes you need the filler
time, sometimes you don't. Yeah, You know, I did enjoy they

(19:58):
kind of rearranged the order of the pageant.
Yeah. A lot of pageants that I've
done, it's been presentation, evening wear, talent.
And they did presentation talent, evening wear.
Yeah, at the end. Which was nice because then I
didn't have to change for crowning.
I just. You're already in your evening.
That's really smart, actually. It can speed up that whole
process. But a lot of people do like to
change into a different crowning.

(20:20):
Yeah, outfit, which I. Understand, but I didn't feel
like for a. Newcomer.
I brought a different outfit forcrowning and then I think for
mix. I put back on what I wore what
for, but because for my talent I'd no weight.
I should have tried that eveningwear outfit on 1st because she
was a little tight. Yeah, in the shoulders.

(20:42):
Mama's been working out or something.
Yeah, I don't know, my titties grew or something.
It's all, it's all the garden. Swole for moving that it's all
the mulch in the. Dark from the Hoenn, you know.
And well, anyway, God bless. But I went to pull that bitch up
over my shoulder and I was like,Oh yeah, we're gonna have to
work with it today. I can't believe pride month is

(21:06):
literally next week. Knocking at the door, knocking
at the door. And now when this comes out, it
will be June, won't it it? Will well, it'll be it's this
Friday, so the 30th. What's Friday?
Friday is the 30th, yeah. So basically almost there's 30
Wednesdays. Right there.
Speaking of, we do have a show at Avendale's on Saturday,

(21:27):
March. Yes, Y2 Gay.
We've been talking about the show for forever, March.
I said March May what is wrong with me?
Not March Saturday May 31st. Why too gay PMPM.
Don't take us back to March. Special guest Lauren Liu.
I'm excited. Yeah, she has.
Like she about to turn the fucking party anyway.

(21:48):
But yeah, the pageant was fun. I mean, I loved what you did.
Thank you. I loved what everyone did.
Well, I'm judging. Is kind of hard.
And I feel like I am my biggest critic, and I know what I did
right and what I did wrong on that stage.
Yeah. And so when I go, there is no
judge's comment that's gonna hurt my feelings because I have
already hurt my feelings. I've been and because it got

(22:11):
delayed, you've been hurting your feelings for a longer.
Well, and then I walked off thatstage after presentation and I
was like, what the fuck was that?
Because like my breath just gaveout.
I don't know what that was, but.The nerves get you.
That was the that was one of thethings that got a lot of people
actually was just like a nerve. I guess I just did talking,
realized how nervous I was untilI was out there in front of

(22:31):
y'all with the lights on and themic in my hand and I was like
haha. Yeah, I have to remember my
speech and listen. That's honestly kudos to
everybody who does pageanting and gets nervous.
Like, listen, you and I host things, right?
That's our job. Like we're supposed to be well
spoken on the microphone and even we still script, we still

(22:54):
mess. Up a lot with that get.
Nervous. Yeah, it happens.
You're allowed to get nervous and so if we get nervous and
you'd never hold a microphone, that's OK.
Exactly. That was everyone's weakest
point, was the oh shit, I was talking to a.
Microphone. I was like, oh fuck, not gonna
speak. It sucks.
It's very weird. I went to put.

(23:14):
My umbrella, but it gives you a format either you just.
Yeah, I was like, I put my umbrella down and I turned
around and went expecting a microphone to be there, and Jax
was on the other side of the stage, and so I'm running to the
other side of the stage to grab the microphone.
And then later the stage made a cracking noise and so we all
just stayed away from that side of the stage.
I'm. Yeah.
Anyway, yeah, fun pageant. Love it.

(23:36):
It was good. There was so much live singing,
a lot of live singing. It's kind of cool because.
Judges. I think judges prefer a live
talent over a lip sync production.
Like even if that live talent isplaying the drums or playing the
violin or mandolin, I think it'sjust.
Because like, lip syncing is sort of like the default

(23:57):
activity for drag. It's cool to be like, what else
can you do? But now, like, don't get me
wrong, if you come out there andbust down that lip sync, some
people are just really good at alip sync.
You know what I mean? Paris Campbell's EOY Tower, the
year she won, yeah, is ingrainedin my.
I think about Sasha Colby's Continental.

(24:19):
It's like some lip syncs are just really.
Sasha Colby just as a lip sync, Yes.
She fucking Latrice Royale, Yes.God, some people just stand.
They have such a delivery of emotion they under Sasha Kobe
knows every individual muscle fiber in her body and her.
Face and she knows every beat and little melody blip in that

(24:43):
song and she's going to move hertoe.
Yep. To the little pinging of the
high hat and you're just going to lose your shit.
That's good drag. It is good drag.
Y'all need to watch watch Sasha Kobe watch Latrice watch those
kind of that's that's how you learned, even if that's not your
style of lip sync. And.
Some of the best advice I've gotten about lip syncing and

(25:05):
understanding stage presence is from those like that, like older
philosophy of drag about like really embodying the song.
I can't remember. I saw it was from a Facebook
post of somebody's drag mom thatthey were like my drag mom told
me when you're listening to a song, look in the mirror and
look at your lips. Oh absolutely.

(25:25):
Only look at your lips. Then they're like, now look at
your whole face. Look at your eyes.
Look at how your your eyes are moving with your lips.
They're like, don't even think about choreography or Matt until
you have the face down. I literally just saw a TikTok
that was like if you can't danceand you're a drag performer,

(25:46):
moving faster is not going to make it look like You Can Dance.
I learned that the hard way and it took me years.
She was like, and sometimes, sometimes I still have to remind
myself, be like you. You can slow down.
Less movement, sometimes more. Yeah, it sounds cliche, but
bitch, it works. Because like if you just.

(26:07):
Stand there and demand their attention.
They're gonna watch. Just be more intentional, it's
all, yeah. Get out of my hand.
I listen I this drag is so. Cool.
I there's some. I love drags.
Yeah, I'm trying. To But now Speaking of drag, the
thing that inspired our next topic was I discovered from the

(26:30):
Bald and the Beautiful the otherday that these girls not only
are out here getting some facialhelp with their drags, not just
the face filler and lift and tuck.
Why are we getting whole talks and why is that a thing?
Maybe they will inject you wherever you want to be

(26:52):
injected. Why do you want Botox in your
asshole? There actually is a medical
reason that some people can. So it wants to get it sweat.
I mean, I don't. Know it's not about that.
Well, maybe that's a part it just stiffens it right.
It no, it it can help with if the muscle overreacts.

(27:14):
Oh so if you've been fisted too much, I need the Botox to close
it back up. Maybe, but I think some people
king shaming. Well, I think some people would
have had like like medical trauma or something like that
Yeah, but we know these twinks running over No, The thing is
Botox, the twinks are just getting their whole trauma is
getting fisted. Yeah, now that's the thing.

(27:35):
A lot, a lot of medical stuff that ends up becoming cosmetic
starts with real intentions. So people were getting butthole
Botox because of. It was medical.
Because it was needed, like the muscle, Yeah.
The muscle wasn't reacting properly.
And doctors were like, oh, we found out how that Botox will

(27:55):
work. Yeah.
And then it did. It's kind of crazy how much.
And then some tweet found out and was like.
I can make my butthole prettier.Some doctor was like, I can get
rich off of. This.
And they do. Yeah.
And they do. God bless.
Yeah. So that inspired our next
segment, which is plastic surgery hot.
Takes. So obviously we already know you

(28:18):
have feelings about. And I have butthole Botox
discovered a list. You have a list cosmetic
surgeries that I did not know was a thing.
I can't wait till I'm into this.OK so in the same realm of Botox
and all God, there is a plastic surgery like it's literally

(28:39):
called poker tox and it's Botox and filler injections to
manipulate the facial features of gamblers.
So you literally have like a permanent poker face built.
In isn't that just Botox? That's just Botox.
You just have to get the Botox and then immediately go play

(29:02):
poker. That's.
Called marketing again a plasticair server.
Like I can get rich if I find myniche.
I just have to market it this way and somebody will come buy
it. Everything's all marketing.
I found this list on a plastic surgeon's website by work.
So this it was like a list of cosmetic surgeries he offered.
Reasons you may need this. Exactly.
Basically another one was a dimple plasty.

(29:25):
You can get cheek dimples. OK, they can give you.
Dimples. They can give you dimples.
So if you don't have dimples. How do dimples naturally occur?
Is it like like just where you're like muscle and fat sits
in your face? I think so cuz one side of my
face feels like it's more like this side is a little more
angular than this side. But I think that's cuz my jaw is

(29:45):
crooked. Well, this they can't figure out
how that breaking in this eyebrow.
Don't talk about my eyebrows like that.
So if I did have plastic surgery.
Now they're level. Yeah, I only need my right
eyebrow raise. This would need This needed to
be a video with. Stupid.
You know what I this is absolutely a tin hat conspiracy.

(30:06):
Not everyone can raise their eyebrows, right?
I can raise my left one really easily and I fear that I raised
it so much that it's just higherthan the right one.
Like that muscle is just like more taut or whatever.
Just kept looking at people likebitch what the fuck.
Exactly, and now my right eye just is a little droopier than
the left eye. Idiot, you fucking idiot.
OK, well now it's great to know that I don't have to work out

(30:30):
because you can go and get a sixpack.
Yes, put onto your body so. You can do the implants.
Skin grafting and then just implants you.
Can do the implants, but they also the liposuction has gotten
so advanced that they can selectively sculpt because this
is shut off even if here's The thing is even if you do work out

(30:52):
some people's they're not their stomach just is genetically
predisposed to hold on to fat. A lot of musculature like if you
look muscly versus not muscly really is a genetic roll of the
dice. So some people even if they are
like in the gym eight days a week, their body just doesn't

(31:15):
have that definition program. So there are people that do have
washboard ABS, but their body just doesn't show them.
So they will still elect to go get the sculpting liposuction.
Yeah, in the same vein as the six pack creation, you can also
get Beckham pecks specifically designed to resemble David

(31:40):
Beckham's small, asymmetrical almond shaped nipples.
That's what the description saidon the website.
That was really specific. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to
the stage. Almond shaped nipples.
New drag name, you are a welcome.
You're welcome. I do love that David Beckham's
the blueprint for that. For the perfect almond shaped

(32:04):
nipple. He does have great tits.
Right. He's a beautiful man, I'll give
him that. I want my tits.
Right, I want the Beckham special.
The Beckham special. Can I come in with someone
else's tits? Do you do requests you know?
This is not Burger King I. For that many thousands of
dollars, I better be able to have my tits my way.

(32:26):
So I have heard of this cosmeticprocedure before.
I would not do it, but how do you feel about tongue splitting?
Oh it oh. OK, I am all for body
modification. Do whatever you want.
Again, if you're not hurting nobody, every pot's got a lid.
It does kind of freak me out. Also, I recently learned against

(32:48):
my will on TikTok. I think I saw him, the dude with
the. You can move them independently
and that was something I did notknow and did not want to know.
I did not know that you could. It is listen, the tongue
proportionate to its size, your tongue is one of the strongest

(33:10):
muscles. I'm like.
His partner is really happy. That unfortunately also crossed
my mind, but I did I I just kindof forgot that the tongue is
basically of it's just muscle, right, Just muscle and like
veins because it needs blood. So like I was, if you split it,
I do believe it's a rough healing process.

(33:30):
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, oh I could not. Are two more on my list?
Oh Lord there is one that you can literally get a permanent
smile. Lift like they will lift, See.
I've seen 2 horror movies about that I'm good, I'm great and I

(33:52):
have resting bitch face and I'm not interested I.
This last surgery I needed for the pageant on.
Saturday. Because I could not fit into a
pair of shoes that I really wanted to wear.
It is literally called Cinderella surgery design to
help women fit into designer shoes.

(34:14):
Did they take off your pinky? Probably.
I don't know. It didn't.
Shave the whole. Thing it didn't say how he did
it, but that was the descriptionon the.
Web. That's what Monet Exchange got.
That's how she fits in the. Heels.
Well, she had. Apparently she had like a really
bad. Bunion.
Sure, and they had to. So she had the Bianca Del Rio
special. Bianca Del Rio had hammer toe.

(34:35):
Hammer. Toe a different foot surgery.
Do you OK? Do you have any?
Do you know of any wild plastic surgery?
This one is a little more invasive than plastic surgery,
but I do have a macabre fascination with the insecure
men that get their legs extended.

(34:56):
Can we talk about that for a second?
Oh baby, I can tell you in depthabout the whole surgery.
I've read articles about it. You only get like an inch or two
right if. That you can.
I think it can be up to three inches.
Every person is different. It depends on like the like the.
They have to do all sorts of like tests about like your bones
and like the because they. Imagine doing all that work and

(35:19):
you're still 510. Yes.
That's that's the thing that's is there are guys that come in
and they and they do only get like an inch.
And if you start at like 5-2, it's like you, you paid and it's
not covered by any insurance you're paying.
I'm glad it's like $70,000 and OK, so you just they put.
Hello, that's gender reaffirmingcare.
It is. Hello.

(35:40):
They put a magnetic rod, they break your leg.
They break your leg. They put a magnetic rod in there
that is controlled by an app on your phone.
They put all that shit in there and then you can't, you can't
walk for like a week and then you immediately go into physical
therapy and then you have to usethe app to, over the course of

(36:05):
like 6 or 8 months, move the magnets.
You're stretching your legs slowly while your bone is
healing around the rod. No, thank you.
And then when it's done, they come and they take the rod out.
No thank you. You don't get to keep the rod
because they reuse them. They reuse the.

(36:25):
Rod Yeah, because it's like a magnetic, it's proprietary.
So somebody else's rod could be in me.
Yeah, it's maybe you've had somebody else's rod and you
don't act surprised, but no. Yeah.
So they prefer to do it in the in the what is this the shin

(36:45):
like the leg the the bottom leg,The not the the big What's this
called this I didn't do well in anatomy.
I've done forgotten the lower leg they prefer to do the lower
leg. They will do the bigger this
leg. This the your your thigh bone is
really hard to break. Because it's one of the.
And it's, it is like other than like your hip, like I think it's

(37:07):
like the thickest, like the densest.
So they don't like to do that one.
There are only a few cases of people that have done both to
make themselves taller. Here is the problem with this.
You look like slender man because it only makes your legs
longer. It doesn't do shit to your torso
or your arms, you know what I mean?
So like what if they're like youjust all leg, no torso?

(37:29):
But what if you still have your 54 torso?
That cute pity I saw the other day that was like a full bodied
Pitbull dog but with these tiny little dots and legs.
It's yeah. So maybe they have a full size
torso, They just need their legsa little longer and they just, I
don't know. I it is.

(37:49):
Hey straight men, that's gender affirming care.
You're welcome. It is absolutely wild that that
surgery and I and like I told you earlier, everything comes
from like an actual medical need.
So I do believe it was a procedure that was dealt for
people that have like, 'cause there are some people that are
just born with like a like a genetic, like their leg, one leg
is shorter. You can use or like obviously

(38:11):
like, like some sort of injury from like, you know, like, you
know, being in the military or like a work accident, stuff like
that. A lot of those surgeries like
that. But now it's a thing freak
accident. And it's not, it's not, it's
never like the kind of people that get this surgery are like
just normal ass people. Like they're like, yeah, I just
have like an office job. Oh, you know, it's shady though.

(38:32):
Some of the guys that do it, they're influencers and what
they do is they just like they just disappear for like 3 months
and then inexplicably come back taller and nobody a lot when I,
I read a couple like expose likelike big in depth articles about
like the doctors that do it. And some of the patients, some
of the patients refused to give their names or say what they
because they wanted to protect their identity, because they

(38:54):
were influencers or actors or people that they didn't want
people to know that they were. What was happening in your daily
life that led you down that rabbit hole of discovery that
day? Oh.
It was just in the Apple News app.
Baby, I'm a apple. News Plus news article is all it

(39:15):
took for. You to well no 'cause every time
I see an article I read like 2 years ago, I read an article
about it and now every time I see one I'm like what's the T?
What are people talking about it?
I don't know, it was just fascinating that there's people
that are willing to have their legs broken and then
magnetically stretched. No, thanks.
Yeah. Would you like to take a break?
Yeah. What do you think?
It's after noon, so I feel like we could go make a beverage if

(39:37):
we wanted. I think we could.
I think now that I've had a chicken leg and chicken like in
a pinwheel, I could have a beverage.
All right, listeners, we'll be right back after this break and
we're going to work in Tuck somemakeup trends.
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Shows up because. I have.
Me too, I got 18 burgers in there to cook up holly.

(41:03):
Like 1 and maybe 2. 16 hot dogs,not 16 hot dogs.
It came that Patrick 1616 hot dogs. 16 hot dogs.
Welcome to the stage. 16 hot dogs.
It's just the Beyoncé song. 16 carriages with a badly like a
dozen hot dogs before we hey, we're back from our break before

(41:29):
we get into cosmiciticals. I did want to obviously I don't
think you want to get your legs lengthened or whatever, but is
there a plastic surgery like a aminor major?
Is there a procedure you've everconsidered?
I am a big old titty baby when it comes to surgery.
Yeah, like surgery scare me. I have asthma so going under

(41:52):
scares me. I don't know if there's anything
that I'm just like, dying to have done.
I think that's a good IA. Lot of people that they start,
they don't stop. That's what I hear.
And also. Like I don't want filler in my
face because I know it eventually is going to move

(42:13):
somewhere else and hardly I don't want that.
Also a lot of like Botox, you have to keep getting it.
So you're basically signing up for.
Like the maintenance commitment.Yeah.
So once you start, you can't stop.
Yeah. And then my lips are fine.
I don't need any lip filler. Like, if I need to look pretty,

(42:34):
I'll just put on makeup. It's fine.
Exactly. Exactly.
The only thing I've ever considered is, and honestly I
don't even know if this would becosmetic in the sense that I
have a like severely deviated septum so 90% of my I feel.
Like that's just to help you breathe.
I that's The thing is 90% of my right nostril is blocked by scar
tissue. So I can't really use my right
nostril. So like I would consider they do

(42:56):
have obviously could use rhinoplasty like a traditional
nose job, but they do have something called septoplasty
which is where they don't reallycorrect anything on the outside.
They just go in and work on the nostrils.
I have had a septoplasty becauseyeah, on my second sinus
surgery, yeah. But yes, we are back for my
break and we are going to do some quick workit or tuckets
because we've got a BBQ to get to handy.

(43:17):
We've got some bitches coming. Over to that.
We talked so much at the beginning about dolphins and
fish. That's yeah.
Our workit or tuckets like we said earlier, were some makeup
workit or tuck hits. Lordy, these are all off the
cuff. I'm just going to be coming up
with them. Oh, OK, go first.
You can go first. OK, work it or tuck it.

(43:39):
Thin eyebrows. Are they back?
Are they coming back? Do you want them to come back?
How do we feel? Thin 90.
I mean eyebrows, if they fit your like face shape and that's
what you want, I guess work it. Yeah, eyebrows are just
objective. Learn from our our mother's
experiences. Don't go plucking that shit you

(44:01):
gotta because it won't come back.
Yeah. It won't, yeah.
If you want thin eyebrows, honestly, just shave it down a
little bit. Go get them little eyebrow
razors, Yeah, Just give it a little shave, yeah.
See if it's for you. And if it's not, let it grow
back. Yeah.
Because if you start plucking that shit away, it's not coming.
It's not coming back. It's coming back real weird.

(44:21):
Yeah. I have a love hate relationship
with my eyebrows because they are.
They've been thinning because ofthe drags.
And yeah, mine were blonde. And then they're they're
thinning and they are. I don't know.
It's weird. Well, now I've shaved half of
them off. Let me tell you what.
When we went to the Renaissance Fair weekend or two ago, my dad

(44:41):
looked at me like I gave him a little hug greeting me.
He was like, what did you do to your eyebrows?
And I was like John, I shaved off half my eyebrow like 6
months ago and I see you at least once a month.
Poor dad. You took six months to notice.
It took Sydney a week to notice.And nobody knows because.
Well, my tails. My tails were so thin already.

(45:02):
Like girl, nobody. Yeah, it looked the same.
I would like to try a thin brow and drag and just see what she's
looking like, but that means I've got to glue my natural
brows down because like this is what?
We've ever done like that thin or the Y2K show is coming up so
you gotta. I'll I'll pull out a thin brow
for Saturday, maybe some powder blue.
Icy blue eyeshadow. Well, what?

(45:26):
Let's, let's, let's, let's, let's.
Hello. What's the coffee Mafia phone
everybody. But yeah, we're good.
Yeah, it could be. Cute.
It could be cute. Honestly, every time I get in
drag I'd think about just shaving them all off entirely.
Same, but I do like my little. I like a little nub.
A little nub. Yeah, I might make my nub
smaller. It depends on how much attention

(45:47):
I'm paying when I when I shake them up.
Sometimes they are a little nubbier.
Am I looking? At a mirror or am I just?
Yeah, yeah. How?
How behind am I in my get ready routine?
Yeah. That part honestly.
Love that. Oh my goodness, we I think this
is what inspired this. We talked about this at trivia,

(46:09):
I think, but worker to tuck it wearing big old drag lashes just
day-to-day, just running your errands at the Walmart.
Why are you in the Kroger with double stack three O ones?
I saw this white girl. Why are?
We in the intersection and I cansee you 2 cars, though I can see
your lashes 2 cars away. She was walking through Kroger
and I literally had to stop and do a double take because I was

(46:33):
like, is something on her face and it was just her lashes and I
was like, girl, honestly, they told you that looked good.
It's. Kind of a diva moment, but also.
It's not when all you have on are the lashes.
That's when she rolled up in there in her tennis skirt and
her Lululemon top and then had on not a stitch of makeup.

(47:01):
I. Do.
Think, girl, if you're going to put those big ass lashes on your
face, yeah, at least throw on some blush, A shimmer, eyelid,
something, I don't know. I do think anytime obviously if
you get like the like lash extensions or whatever it looks,
sometimes if it's a little much,it does look crazy without the
mug. No honestly, work it to some

(47:22):
eyelash extensions that are bigger than you know.
Live your fantasy, I guess. But just know that honey, you
are in drags. It is.
I will listen. You are in full How?
I do think there is a differencebetween. 6 pairs of three O 1
stacked on your face. Which is more than I wear in
drag. And y'all, my eye makeup is big.
I got three. I have 3 lashes on each eye, but

(47:45):
you know, it's because they're not glued to my actual lash
line, they're they're glued to my crease.
Yeah, that's how I like my real crease, not my perceived.
When I wore 3 O ones that's how I used to do it.
Now I wear a dainty, wispy lash.Bring back drag makeup is gonna.
Well, that's my next. Work putting you in my makeup
would be can we do that one tied.

(48:05):
We should swap. We should swap.
I'll do yours. Oh my God, that would be insane.
Insane. It's coming back a little bit, I
think. Oh no, the 2016 full face of
makeup. Full glam like.
Full glam everyday. Yeah.
Like cut crease, full beat tart shaped tape.

(48:26):
You got glue on your eyelid for glitter.
Like work it or Tuck? It work, it work, it bring that
drag. But if you bring back that
makeup, please also bring back skin care because your skin is
going to be. Because you agree with you're
doing drag every day and it is so bad for your skin.
Like your skin is going to be dry.

(48:47):
It's going to need all the moisture.
Like, I'm here for you if you want to bring that fantasy back.
Yeah, but can we not bring back the block brow?
Can we leave that? In 2016, all blindness is going
away. I'm OK with the full glam, full
beat. Let's let's get a brow that
matches our face. I am glad that people want to

(49:08):
wear like color on their face again when it was all it was all
nudes and Smokey eyes. Beige Dewey.
Dewey a gloss. Shut the fuck?
Up I want to be matte and flat, yes.
Yes, yes, yes. That's drag, baby.
Not a single part of me should be Dewey.

(49:29):
I should look like a painting. Absolutely.
Work it. Dewey.
I don't know her. I don't know her.
No idiot, my face is sparkly where I put my highlighter and
nowhere else. Oh, I love highlighter.
Yeah, work at highlighter. Work at highlighter.

(49:50):
Bring back highlighter. What's your next one off the
Cove? Do you have one highlighter?
Bring back. Yeah, no, just kidding.
Oh, I'm trying to think, OK, it's summertime, so this is the
thing I'm going to start seeing more of.
Where can I check it? We'll do This is a 2 for one
because it's sort of the same thing.
The people that use like self Tanner to give themselves

(50:14):
natural contour highlights, theyput on the tanning oil and then
they give themselves permanent contour.
Tuck it and it looks so dumb. In the same vein, there are
people that take that to give themselves fake freckles and
they usually do not look like freckle size or they look they
look unnatural because they you because it's spray tan.

(50:36):
Yes, but honestly work it spray tan in, in terms of if you do it
right, it's definitely healthierthan a real.
Tan. Now if you do the spray tan
professionally, work it. But if you're in there with some
self Tanner kit and you're trying.
To not trying to give yourself contour.
No, baby, don't. That's not going to come out how
you think it's going to come outand then it's stuck.

(50:57):
You can't blend it away. You can't like it's there.
Just put on real. Contour Just put contour on
which is my next work at a tucket.
Work at a tucket heavy duty contour like just.
In the real world, in the real world I do think we have moved.
Obviously I just said work it tolike doing full full drag full

(51:22):
beat. If you want to do that that I do
believe you need to think about contour, but I do.
I think people have learned the difference between contour and
bronzer, yes. And now I think they're moving
from contour to bronzer and it'sstarting to look better.
You can also you can use like a teeny bit of bronzer or like
your blush can also sort of shape your face in a.

(51:44):
Way bring back blush. Please honestly put blush on
your face every day before you walk out the door.
They even take the Clinique Darkhoney lip balm a lot.
Rub a little bit of that on yourcheek and there is your natural
rosacea for the day. In fact, some of those products
are three in one. You can put them on your lip, on

(52:05):
your cheek, and then put them onyour lid.
Yes. Tuck it to that heavy contour
during the day. I'm glad.
It's just likely. That people have learned to go
towards the Yeah bronze just. A teeny bit of bronzer.
And a bronzer bronzer can do great things for your entire
face because you can use bronzerto contour with and then you can

(52:27):
also use bronzer as eyeshadow. Just give you a quick little
smoky look and go about your. Day.
That's what you need to do day-to-day.
You just need a teensy bit of dimension. 100% yeah.
We have been graced not with one, but with two voice memos.
It only took 14 episodes. It only took 14 episodes.

(52:48):
But thank you so much. I'm so excited.
To Nancy and Violet for sending in a couple of voice memos here.
Nancy was our first one, so I'm going to see if I can play it.
I had to put the headphones on to see if it comes through the
pod. Hello beautiful people.
I just want to be the one to popthe voice message.
Cherry, I want to say I love youso much.

(53:09):
I don't know how many times I'verecorded this, but I just wanted
to be perfect and I can't wait to see you guys either at the
next show or when I listen to the next podcast.
Everything you guys do is amazing and uplifting and I
can't see my world without either one of you.

(53:29):
So sweet, so sweet. Thank you, Nan.
If. You knew how many times we re
recorded things? I would, yeah.
There are moments where we literally go, let's try that
again. Boom.
And sometimes it's not try it again.
It's try it four or five times and it'll be something simple
like and I'm Skittles and it just doesn't, doesn't.
Work it doesn't work at all. But yes, thank you so so much.

(53:53):
We love you so much. It's always a treat to see you
at the shows. Now let me pull up violets voice
memo. Violets voice memo is a little
bit longer, so I might copy cut,paste, chop, all that fun stuff.
But Violet did have was asking for a little bit of advice.
So I'm going to let it play and then I might pause it at a
certain point and we'll get to some advice.

(54:15):
But it's I think it's a 2 parterif I remember correctly from
listening earlier. Hi girls, it's Violet crime,
doctor crime if you're nasty andI had a question for y'all.
So as a lot of people know, I'm about to start medical school
and I have actually kept my dragcareer a secret from my medical

(54:36):
school through my admissions process and interview process.
And I've kept all of my accountsvery, very separate for that
reason. And I was wondering what y'all
think about letting a, letting your profession know about drag
versus keeping it a secret. My logic was that.

(55:00):
I'm just going to pause it rightthere.
Not that her logic isn't, I knowby headphones, not that her
logic isn't important, but for time's sake, I'm just going to
pause it right there. So do you want to go first?
Do you want me? To go first, well, I do have a.
Do you have a? Unique perspective.
I did used to work for we know Cracker Barrel and obviously

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Cracker Barrel is a huge corporation.
So like obviously I didn't know anybody from corporate,
corporate didn't know who I was.I was the number 1560665.
Wow, that ladies and gentlemen, hey you.
Want to know? It's crazy if I got rehired they
would bring my number back. It doesn't go away.

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That's even crazy. Did you know your driver's
license number? Does that too.
When my dad moved back to Alabama, they gave him back his
original driver's license number.
That's insane. Yeah, from when he went to
college here. Isn't that crazy at least?
He didn't have to memorize a new.
Number I well, only if you're psycho enough to remember your
driver's license number, which Iwon't be repeating on the air,
but I do have memorized, right. Anyways, when I worked for

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Cracker Barrel, my managers did now and so did all my Co
workers. But I also wasn't like really I
was just server, it wasn't important or whatever.
I do think in the corporate world and in that, like the
professionals world, can be a little different.
I would have to say yes, it can be.
Different, it really does dependon who you're working for.
I will say at the coffee shop weblanket across the board.

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I don't even require, I don't require doctor's notes for
anything, for any absences because that would require my
employees to spend money. They probably don't have to be
told that they have the sniffles.
So we don't require doctor's notes.
I also like don't even really want to know what they're
requesting time off for. I don't need to know if anybody

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died. I don't need to know whose
birthday it is. I don't need to know what trip
you're going on. Just tell.
Me. You're not going to be here.
That's all I need. And I will say, obviously I'm,
I'm friends with my employees. I work closely with them both at
the shop and, and in doing drag and other community stuff.
So I usually do know where they're going.
But as a blanket policy, I don'tneed to know.
I don't want to know if I can give you the time off, I'm going

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to give you the time off. I don't think your job should be
all up in your business like that.
But sadly, sometimes it is. Yeah.
And I think I'm a perfect example of that, especially with
the job that I used to have, being a former middle school
educator. It wasn't.
My boss knew from the get go that I was a drag queen.

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Yeah. Not that because I didn't hide
it from anybody. I'm very I'm very out there with
my drag. I'm very and that's also a risk
that I know that you you felt comfortable to take the night.
Everyone does, and that's something that even.
Like and that's where I was getting to we've.
Discussed this before that we both try really hard to live

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really authentic right, Not justin our our personal and
professional lives. We're publicly and visibly
queer, which does come sometimeswith pushback consequences and a
sometimes a sense of like, that's the opposite of safety,
not danger, but like sometimes like there is like a rift.
Just trepidation. Yes to just being in the world.
Yeah, yeah. But I would say that it's

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nobody's business right now. Yeah, I would say move down
there, get a feel for the place,pick up everybody's vibes, see
who's cool and who's not. You know, because sadly,
sometimes in this world, all it takes is one person who has

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enough connection and enough money, and you're gone.
And that didn't happen with me. I left on my own accord, as we
all know, no matter what narrative they try to spend.
And had made that decision a year.
And had and was already out the door.
Honey, I had. I had literally been packing my
classroom up all year long. Once I was done with it and

(58:59):
didn't need it anymore, I took it to the house anyway.
But sometimes people don't have your best intentions at heart or
in mind, and they can use thingslike being a drag entertainer,
unfortunately to your detriment.Because in today's political
society, as we know, trans people and drag Queens are just

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the most dangerous thing to our society.
And I would hate for somebody tolearn that information about you
and then be able to turn around and use it against you.
Not that you're doing anything wrong because you're not because
you're not, but some people are just rude that way.
So I would say if you still wantto perform as violent crime, B

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Bobs is a fantastic place to make that happen.
There are a couple of places in Mississippi as well that are
within a close driving distance you can go to if you don't want
to be in the same city that you're working in or something
like that. So I would say just keep it on
the low for the moment and then if the time feels right and if

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you feel like you trust these individuals then.
You can you. Can let them know about Violet.
A bit of advice on the separation because I already do
this with my personal and professional life, both my drag
professional and with the coffeeshop.
I have separate contact information for everything.
That's smart too. And I will say the line has

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gotten blurred a little bit the longer I do this.
And also I don't have a drag Facebook because I just, I can't
have another account. But I do understand like if you
want that separation, I have thedrag Facebook.
But I do have, I have a drag Instagram.
I have an e-mail address that's used just for the drag.
I have an e-mail address that's used just for the coffee shop.
And in fact, I went, I went fullin like a year or two ago.

(01:00:53):
My personal Instagram has actually been private for a
minute now, just because I, I used to want to be like an, an
influencer and I gave up on thatAnd I decided if people wanted
to keep up with what I'm doing, what I'm doing is the drag in
the coffee shop follow that theycan follow the drag in the
coffee shop. I don't want to feel like people

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are watching me watching my personal account.
And I absolutely, this is going to sound a little paranoid.
I do know that there are people that don't like me and that are
using the fact that I do drag and am queer as a reason to
perhaps say bad things about thecoffee shop or what I'm trying

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to do. And yes, the coffee shop and I
obviously there's a lot of overlap, but what I'm doing in
my personal life has nothing to do with the coffee shop 100%.
And the coffee shop's primary goal has always been coffee and
community. I think that's why my boss
didn't care that I was a drag queen because it never affected

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me being in school and teaching.Like there was never an issue
whatsoever where drag and my professional life crossed each.
Other because it shouldn't. And there was never a moment
that I let drag interfere with my professional life.
There were times where I was stretched thin because I was
doing both at once and I was very tired.

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But it was still rewarding because it's what I wanted to
do, you know, so. Because if you were to look at
it in any other way, if you werea teacher or a doctor and you
also did like an adult Soccer League.
Or. Something you could also be
tired and busy, you know, or like, even if you just have like
children. My parents my parents were tired

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and busy having three kids, having when I mean when my dad
remarried, we had. Five kids, the whole Thurman
right there. Yeah, and nobody ever tried to
tell my dad he couldn't do his job because he had five kids.
Right. So that's our advice for your
voice memo. I'm going to look because I know
there's a second part of this. So let me look real quick.
Who gets to know and that sort of thing.
Anyway, love y'all to death. My favorite pop tart flavor is

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cinnamon sugar and I can only eat it as a dessert and if I eat
more than one little individual pop tart I will get sick.
Not saying that I can't eat it. I will.
But I should not. Anyway, you'll have a great day.

(01:03:24):
Thanks. The brown sugar cinnamon pop
tart is really good. It is.
It's my, it's probably my go to because it's easy to get really
anywhere and it's always good. It's it's always a hit.
It is. It's 1 pop.
Tart, Thank you Fancy, Nan and Violet for our voice memo.
Pop tarts. That's acid reflux.
We do have a couple of comments.Maybe I've got GERD, that's why

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GERD hit me like that. Here we go with comments too.
Oh yes, of course they like us. They really like us.
So we have three comments from our bad fag episode which I was
very worried. So glad that title was going to
get taken down. I was like, I'm going for it
anyway. Eat my lime says why are you
cussing at me? Tore me up when you were talking

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about why are you cussing at me?Oh my God.
And then I knew Sydney was goingto say this.
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
I did not know you were caught in a.
Joe I have to. I should have opened the episode
with it but we got distracted and soon I have to open my
messages from Sydney. So this is a direct message from

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Sydney after she listened to theepisode.
I don't think this might have been the last episode where we
talked about pop tarts. She said this is I'm reading
this verbatim. Bitch, I do not eat strawberry
unfrosted pop tarts. No ma'am Pam, they have
frosting. I will not be eating no damn dry
ass pop tart. Who do you think I am?

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So now you have to issue Sydney an apology.
I would like to issue a retraction I I incorrect.
We don't need to get sued. I incorrectly stated that Sydney
ate unfrosted strawberry pop tarts.
Holy shit. Corrected as follows.
Is that Sydney's favorite pop tart?
Is a strawberry frosted pop tart?

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I'm so dead. For more information you can go
to at Mixed Match Podcast on allsocial media.
Oh God, I cannot breathe. Yeah.
She called me, she she texted methat, but she called me and she
said absolutely. And like she was upset.
Defamation. So Bree said on the same vein

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that we were all in Marisa, if you're having a conversation on
your FaceTime or whatever in public around me, we are all
having a conversation. Honestly yeah, my ADHD will not
allow me to not butt in and makecommentary.
And if and if you complain aboutlike a privacy, take it off
speakerphone bitch. Absolutely wild.

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Did I I told you before we were recording last night, I saw
sinners and there was a woman atthe front of the theater and she
was this is the same same kind of people that are on that are
on the FaceTime in the Walmart. She was at the theater and she
was clapping in reaction to the movie, which is fine.
You're allowed to, you're allowed to clap, you're allowed
to whoop. But she just kept clapping and.

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Having a conversation with. Herself.
And then she turned around because she was at the very
front of the theater. She turned around to look at
everyone in the theater in the dark.
And she said, I'm sorry, it's just that good.
Turned back around and kept clapping.
And then she just for another like 10 minutes kept
intermittently clapping. And then somebody, somebody went

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and told somebody and she got asked to leave the theater.
And on the way out, she said I was the only one clapping and we
all clout as she left the theater.
So I'm so glad you told me that story because Eli told me a
story. And I've been meaning to share
this with you, and I just keep forgetting.
But this reminds me of when Eli went to New York to see Death

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Becomes Her. Yeah.
And we were sitting there watching it, and there was some
woman from Brooklyn beside him on her phone at the beginning,
Like, on your phone. Yeah.
I'm ready to see the show, blah,blah, blah.
I'll tell you how it is. Yeah.
And then she had friends there with her also, you know, so, you
know, just being loud, which is fine.
The show hasn't started yet. And so first act starts.

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It's over. Intermission pops up, you know,
everybody's getting up, going toeat, whatever.
Her friend turns to her and says, well, what do you think so
far? And the lady goes, well, it
would be great if I could see it, but there's this giraffe in
front of me and I just can't seea thing.
Some tall girl was like sitting in front of her and like she
said this out loud like everybody could hear her.

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And so the girl like turns around and like looks and Eli
and the girl make eye contact and Eli is like I am not with
her like I know this woman like I am so sorry she said that.
The girl gets up and goes to an usher.
Usher changes the tall girl's seat closer down front to an
orchestra so she could see better.

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Wild. So now, now every time I can't
see anything, I'm like this giraffe in front of.
Me. It's funny that when people
complain like that, usually the person that didn't do anything
wrong is who, That's who gets bumped to 1st class on the
plane. That's who.
That's how you hear those stories.
That is crazy. I just had to share that with

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you before we left. When I went to see Haiti's Town
at the gouge, that is the most that crowd had the most phone
calls and text message and alarmnoises of any theatrical
production I have seen in the last decade.
We had one of. Our absolutely unprofessional.
Turn your damn phone on. This woman's phone rang 3 * 3

(01:09:00):
separate times. Like it rang, she silenced it,
caught it. Was that?
Oh my God. No.
Yeah. And then I thought she, like,
put it on silent. No.
Yeah. 10 minutes later, the bitch rang again.
I can understand once or twice, but thrice?
Yeah, you let that bitch ring three times before you turned it
off. Turn it off.
Turn it completely. Off and Bruce had already said

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at the beginning to take, he literally said take your phones
out, turn it on silent. Like, literally.
Anyway, theatre etiquet is dead.So it's Friday, tonight you can
come to Coffee Mafia from 6 to 9for a queer game night, bring a
board game, play a board game, meet some people, and then save
some of the energy for Saturday because this isn't a part event.
But as we said earlier, we've got Y2 Gay at Avondale Show.

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So much fun. That's any music from 1995 to
2005. So throw it back.
And then actual Pride Week starts on Monday.
Go to Pride on theplanes.com or go to the Pride on the Planes on
Facebook and Instagram for all these posters.
But yes, Monday Karaoke Tuesday go at Sante downtown Opelika
Wednesday back at Avondale for trivia.
We will be hosting it Thursday. Fresh faces open stage already.

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Cast poster will hopefully come out soon.
I don't know. We'll make tickets available
creative Amit dot studio slash events.
I'm super excited for that one. Friday.
Obviously Parade downtown Opelika, line up at 4430 Parade,
parade at 5536. I don't remember something like
that. Again, check on the part of the
place website. I think they do it right before

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the sunset so they can get that good little twilight and still
have daylight and all that. So come to the parade downtown
Opelika, same route it always is.
They only got 1 parade route. They really do.
They really do. They do now 'cause they have the
when they do snow Opelika. Well, they have, they turn, they
have the one for the city functions.
Yeah, that's their city parade route.
And then if anybody else wants to do a parade route, you have

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an alternate parade route. Yeah.
Love it everybody. Same route, go find your same
spot or whatever, and then go home.
Take a nap. We'll see you for the parade
after party at Avondale. Showtime at 10.
Get there early. It's gonna fill.
Up. It's gonna fill up.
It's gonna fill up. We're gonna have a door or we're
gonna have a line out the. Door.
Yeah, it's gonna be Yeah, no cover but if you can't get into
Avondale, you can't get it. It's small babies, so get there

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I'm. Probably have people at the top
we should. Probably get there at 8, not 8.
Click Yeah, I'm gonna get there early.
So I need. To I may just leave the parade
and go right, right to the. Honestly, yeah, because the
parade will be like an hour. Yeah, and then traffic.
Yeah, probably grab food and go,yeah.
Change my outfit. That's why I did the parade
after party and not the pride after party because as soon as
that get done hosting Pridefest baby.

(01:11:30):
It's all coming off I'm DJ ING the after party out of drag
spoilers. I'm coming out of drag.
I'll be cute in a moo moo. I'll be cute, but I'm gonna be
out of drag anyways. Yeah.
After party with special guests.Christina Leon.
And you told you Avaze Leon. It's her birthday.
Month. Month I'm having a stroke.
It's her birthday. It won't be in June, but May is
her birthday month. So bring some extra dollars and
tipper then obviously Saturday June 7th will be at Keisel Park

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from noon to 6 for Pride Fest. Colon and I are hosting the
state the pride stage. You're welcome.
But there's also going to be like a probably two dozen
different vendors. It'll be artisans, it'll be
truck, it'll be yeah, art, food,snacks, bounce houses for the
kids. Pride Fest is a family friendly
activity. All ages are welcome and it's
free to attend. You can just come watch the

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drag. There's drag, there's musicians,
there's a DJ set. You have so many fun.
Just come hang out, you know? Special guest Corey King from
RuPaul's Drag Race. Megami from the Drag Race.
Lala Reef from RuPaul's Drag. Race, then Tucker A Alexander
from Atlanta. Who started drag here in Austin?
Right here. And then Alabama delight twat

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Weilands. Period.
So y'all come out and see us. There are a couple of more Pride
Fest in the state of Alabama that I want to help plug real
quick. On Sunday, June the 1st in
Prattville, they are having their second annual Pride
Festival. I don't know locations.
I think the time is 10:00 AM to 6:00 PM.
But just go search up PrattvillePride on the Facebook or

(01:12:57):
Instagram and you'll be able to catch out their times and
everything like that. I don't think they're having a
parade, but I do think they're having a festival.
And then on Saturday, June the 14th, you can catch me in
Central Alabama Prides parade. I'm going to be up in there with
my new crown on, you know, and then Sunday, June 15th is the

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Central Alabama Pride Festival. I don't remember who the
headliners are because I'm not atitle holder there, but I go on
at 4:00. So I'll see you at 4:00 on on
Sunday. Jump.
Come early because I think fruitbat is also in central Alabama.
Pride. Hell yeah.
Just. Even better, now they're both
title holder recently. No, they, they did the open
registration. So now, oh, are they gonna have

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to perform twice or they're justgonna bump them?
I'm sure there's more pride stuff going on throughout the
state. That's all.
And then you bought my calendar.City is in September, yeah,
September. There's so many.
And then Atlanta Pride's in October, so.
Yeah, that's episode 15. Thanks for hanging out with us
for 15 episodes. Exciting.
Thank you for our voice memo. I'm so excited.

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So send us more. We'll probably have two more
episodes. Why don't you?
We'll got to talk about. Pride at least one more episode
you. Got to wrap up pride.
So you at least got one more. We'll do one more and then we
might. We've been talking about doing a
cutting room floor episode with all of the things that didn't
make it to the final edit. So I may have to do 2 cutting
room floor episodes to fill up. Listen, fill up some space.
Honestly, last episode was long enough.

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That's one. That's another whole.
Episode Still all those books that we talked about that I
haven't. We got to start a book club,
yeah. We got to start a book club, but
thank you so much for hanging out with us.
We're going to go grill some hamburgers.
I. Got to go get in the pool this.
Week hang out by the pool, baby.We'll see what all the pride
events and we'll see you again in two weeks.
When we talk about all the prideevents, you were already out and

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you can see us hosting 8 different things in the next
month. And then you will not see me in
July. Thank you.
Yeah, honestly, I hate it. You might see me in July, but
it's against my will. Bye.