Martha & a longtime friend got silly talking about:
- Botox alternatives
- and clitoral atrophy (C.A.) Brace yourself!
Sight gags in expanded YouTube version on the MAVPod channel.
Note: Editing was tough due to having to remove my guest 🤦🏼♀️, mic issues & excessive laughter.
C.A. info:
NIH Study of treatments
ABC Australia on "Use it or Lose it" hysteria
Healthline C.A.'s symptoms & causes
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Perricone MD SubD/Cold Plasma smells fishy
Got kit from the company, but replenish at Ulta
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2023 Bonus MAV Tip: Relationships and friendships matter. A lot. ESPECIALLY at this stage of our lives. EVEN when preserving them means butchering your “art.” Thank you for your understanding on the disjointed clips style of this episode. I promise: The episodes get better! 🙏🏼 🎉
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