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Narrator (00:07):
The edge of the desert.
Berni Bailey (00:11):
The spiders are moving.
The heroes will need me.
I must be ready.
Narrator (00:33):
Also, the edge of the desert.
Bernie Bailey (00:38):
The spiders are moving.
The heroes will need me.
I must be ready.
Trevor (01:01):
I have it.
Welcome, both of you.
Have a seat.
Mindy's in the kitchen with Anna Kat.
Honey, Eightball and Undine are here.
I feel silly calling you byyour codenames, especially
when you're not in costume.
Undine (01:14):
You can call me Marilyn
if that would be more comfortable.
Trevor (01:16):
Much.
8 Ball (01:17):
And you can call me
Chris, just don't call me Ace.
My uncle the Colonel used tocall me that when I was little.
Ugh, I hated it.
Undine (01:25):
Okay, Ace.
8 Ball (01:26):
Ha ha.
Mindy (01:27):
Will you two behave?
I swear, I can't take you anywhere.
Undine (01:32):
I love those sunglasses, Mindy.
Where'd you get them?
Trevor (01:35):
You know, I don't think I've ever
seen you without your sunglasses, Mindy.
Mindy (01:38):
You haven't.
Trevor (01:40):
Well, okay then.
That's a pretty large purseyou're carrying, though.
Mindy (01:44):
I got the idea from Anna.
A way to keep your costumearound when you're not at home.
She has one too.
8 Ball (01:51):
Ooh, matching purses.
How girly.
Trevor (01:54):
Uh, honey, do you
need any help in there?
Anna Kat (01:56):
No, I'm coming.
8 Ball (01:57):
We really need to get to the
bottom of these crystal spiders.
They're creeping me out.
Undine (02:03):
They're definitely magic based.
I can feel the pull on the mystic fabric.
Trevor (02:06):
The what now?
8 Ball (02:07):
Uh, Undine feels like the
whole universe is held together
by some sort of cosmic fabric.
So, to solve the world's problems,I guess we should just take
it to the mystic dry cleaner.
Anna Kat (02:19):
But we really do
need to be serious about this.
Mindy (02:22):
See?
I told you our purses matched.
Anna Kat (02:25):
Back on topic.
Mindy, have you been able to make anysense of why they go to Jewelry Stores?
Mindy (02:30):
The obvious answer is that they're
being manipulated by some jewel thief.
But they don't seem to take any of them.
They just leave themscattered on the floor.
Which means they're lookingfor something specific.
And I don't mean aspecific kind of gemstone.
I mean a very specific gemstone.
Anna Kat (02:50):
Could they be
looking for the Green Witch's?
8 Ball (02:53):
Anna Kat!
You shrank!
Beth (02:55):
Who is Anna Kat?
And for that matter, who are you guys?
And, where's my house?
Trevor (03:03):
Yeah, since you're asking
questions, uh, who are you and
what did you do with my wife?
Narrator (03:08):
My Amazing Woman
starring Lena Garcia and A.
J.
Cruz
Wayne (03:21):
Which means the spiders are
looking for something specific and I
don't mean a specific kind of gemstone,I mean a very specific gemstone.
Anna Kat (03:31):
Roach?
Beth, you've grown!
Beth grew, and why amI in grandma's house?
Grandma's house?
Yes!
My grandmother, Annabelle HuntingtonWentworth, lives in this house.
Ace (03:43):
You live in this house, Beth.
Wayne (03:45):
She's not Beth, Ace.
Ace (03:47):
How do you know, Investigator?
Wayne (03:49):
Besides the difference in height.
There are subtle cranialshape differences.
Nereid (03:53):
She could be related though.
Wayne (03:55):
She said as much, Nereid.
Annabelle was Beth's mother.
Anna Kat (03:58):
What do you mean, was?
And, are you talking about Beth Dixon?
Wayne (04:04):
Yes, that was to whom we
were talking until you showed up.
Anna Kat (04:07):
Well, I'm her niece.
But, she's dead.
Wayne (04:11):
Well, she's not, and she
doesn't have a niece as old as you,
since you're about the same age.
I think you and I needto talk to Bernie Bailey.
Anna Kat (04:19):
You know the Astral Navigator?
Ace (04:21):
You know the Astral Navigator?
Anna Kat (04:23):
Yes.
This is weird, but I am secretly asuperheroine named Amazing Woman.
Let me show you.
And the Astral Navigatorsometimes helps us superheroes
when there's magic involved.
Nereid (04:38):
This definitely
seems like magic is involved.
And we're superheroes too.
I'm Nereid.
Anna Kat (04:45):
Your skin is blue now?
I do like the rose colored hair though.
Ace (04:50):
I'm Ace.
I'm the Investigator.
Colonel (04:52):
I'm Colonel Princeton,
the team's governmental liaison.
Ace (04:55):
And my uncle.
Colonel (04:57):
That too.
This is just the weirdnessI expect from you four.
Well, we still have the problemof these crystal spiders to solve.
Wayne (05:04):
Agreed.
Ace, you, Nereid, and the Colonel keepworking on the crystal spider problem.
Ace (05:09):
And what will you
be doing in the meantime?
Wayne (05:11):
Figuring out who Amazing
Woman is and where she came from.
Anna Kat (05:14):
You know, Colonel,
your voice sounds very familiar.
Colonel (05:17):
I have that kind of voice.
Wayne (05:19):
We'll be back.
We'll take my airship.
Anna Kat (05:21):
I could fly us there faster.
Wayne (05:23):
That assumes the navigator is in
the same place here as where you're from.
Anna Kat (05:27):
It's called Earth.
Undine (05:32):
Mindy, are you all right?
Mindy (05:34):
That's Beth Dixon.
Anna's aunt.
But you're dead.
Beth (05:40):
I don't feel like I'm dead.
And my only niece isDerek's little girl, Mindy.
Undine (05:46):
Mindy?
8 Ball (05:46):
Are you sure you're okay, Mindy?
Mindy (05:48):
Just g give me a moment.
Trevor (05:50):
Anna Kat is Adrienne's daughter.
Beth (05:53):
Adrienne is dead.
Trevor (05:54):
No, she's most definitely not.
8 Ball (05:58):
I I'm confused.
Undine (05:59):
If I had to
guess, this is magic too.
Mindy (06:01):
Perhaps I need to speak to
the Astral Navigator about this.
Beth (06:04):
You know the Astral Navigator?
8 Ball (06:07):
You know the Astral Navigator?
Beth (06:09):
Yes.
This is weird.
But I am secretly asuperheroine named Mrs.
Wonderful.
See my costume?
The astral navigator sometimes helps ussuperheroes when there's magic involved.
Undine (06:21):
We're superheroes too.
Well, most of us.
I'm Undine.
8 Ball (06:28):
I'm Eightball.
Mindy (06:29):
I'm Snowy Owl.
Trevor (06:30):
And Anna Kat, the niece you
say you don't have, is Amazing Woman.
And my wife.
I'm Trevor Waring.
Mindy (06:38):
Eightball.
See if you can get Dr.
Calculus and Red Light overhere to help with the spiders.
I'll see if the special agent canget us a plane to the Navigator.
Beth (06:48):
I can fly us there.
Trevor (06:49):
You can carry both of us?
Beth (06:51):
Sure.
Let me grab you by the waist and--
Lenny (06:54):
Do you have any ice?
Trevor (06:56):
Lenny.
Lenny (06:57):
Hey, what happened to Anna Kat?
She's shorter.
Trevor (07:02):
This isn't Anna Kat.
It's her, uh, cousin, Beth.
Lenny (07:08):
She mentioned her cousin
Wendy before, but not Beth.
Beth (07:12):
Well, I am a distant cousin.
Very distant.
Lenny (07:17):
Why do you have your
hands around Trevor and
Mindy (07:21):
Mindy.
And we're doing a dance.
Or we were.
Beth, Trevor, and I were,uh, about to take off.
Trevor (07:28):
Let me get you some ice, Lenny.
Lenny (07:30):
Okay.
Are you guys cousins too?
8 Ball (07:34):
Tch.
The only thing we are is confused.
Lenny (07:36):
That seems to
happen a lot over here.
Undine (07:40):
Mindy.
Trevor (07:42):
Here you go.
Lenny (07:43):
Thank you.
Trevor (07:44):
Anytime.
Other than now.
Let's go to the kitchen.
There's a secret exit there.
Narrator (07:52):
At the suburban
home of Adreena and Chuck.
Chuck (07:54):
Why are you messing
with these spiders, Adreena?
Adreena Y (07:57):
Because I want
more magic power, Chuck.
I need stronger gems.
Chuck (08:01):
You can already get me
and the twins anything we want.
Adreena Y (08:03):
Yes, but I can't lose weight.
And I can't make that cannedstudio audience go away.
Chuck (08:11):
So?
Just undo the spell thatcaused it in the first place.
Adreena Y (08:14):
If I undo the
spell, I'll lose everything!
Chuck (08:17):
Just your magic powers.
Adreena Y (08:19):
That is everything!
What about me and the kids?
I'll lose you too.
Chuck (08:25):
Honey, you won't lose us.
Adreena Y (08:27):
Wanna bet?
So, how are ya, my redrubber ball of insurance?
Cherry (08:38):
The investigator and the
others will find me, Adreena.
Dreena (08:41):
They haven't even
started looking, Red Rubber Ball.
They're too busy worrying about thespiders to look for the woman with
the most useless superpowers ever.
Cherry (08:50):
How about I drop you off a
high building and see if you bounce?
Dreena (08:55):
Oh, I can see where being
super bouncy blob of blubber might come
in handy, but not in fighting crime.
Anyway, I suspect thatinfernal ring of Mrs.
Wonderful is one ofthe gemstones of power.
Once I get it, or one of the other ones,I'll be able to take care of you and
all your friends with my eyes closed.
Cherry (09:15):
How about I close my eyes?
You look better that way.
Dreena (09:21):
You amuse me.
Maybe I'll make you court Jesteronce I'm queen of the world.
Narrator (09:33):
The edge of the desert.
Mindy (09:34):
Navigator, we have a problem.
Bernie Bailey (09:37):
Yes, I am aware.
Beth (09:39):
You're the navigator?
But, you're a woman.
Narrator (09:47):
Also, the edge of the desert.
Wayne (09:49):
Navigator, we have a problem.
Berni Bailey (09:52):
Yes, I am aware.
Anna Kat (09:53):
You're the navigator?
But, you're a man.
Both (09:57):
What's going on?
What's going on?
Bernie Bailey (10:00):
The true universe is
composed of many alternative realities,
all similar to each other in someways, and much different in others.
Berni Bailey (10:08):
There are beings
who may travel through both the
mystic planes of anyone, realityand the barriers between realities.
Bernie Bailey (10:16):
Those of us who can are
often called the astral navigators.
Berni Bailey (10:21):
I am one such.
So is my father.
Bernie Bailey (10:25):
I am one such.
So is my daughter.
Berni Bailey (10:28):
The fabric of these
planes of existence is made up of cosmic
threads, coming from the very samecelestial spiders you've been fighting.
Bernie Bailey (10:36):
Someone, using mystic
energy, has redirected them from
their normal purpose to seek thegemstones of power, both on this
plane and the one you're from.
Berni Bailey (10:44):
This has caused a
weakening of the buffer between these
two realities, and allowed a parentand child pairing to switch places.
Beth (10:52):
But I don't have a daughter.
Anna Kat (10:54):
So, you're saying
Bernie Bailey (10:56):
Let me continue.
If whomever is manipulating the spidersis not stopped, the realities will merge
and everything in both will be destroyed.
Berni Bailey (11:06):
The situation is dire.
You must find out who iscontrolling the spiders.
Great.
Any idea how we do that?
Trevor (11:15):
Believe it or not, I have
an idea where you might think.
Or at least with whom.
Narrator (11:23):
At a jewelry store.
Craig (11:24):
Thanks for the homing beacon, 8 Ball.
Luckily, this wasn't far.
When I got to Amazing Woman'splace, you were all gone.
8 Ball (11:31):
That's because we got
another report of the spiders, Dr.
Calculus.
So, where is Red Light?
Craig (11:36):
She's on her way, Undine.
Undine (11:38):
You weren't together?
8 Ball (11:39):
Heads up!
Undine (11:41):
You could give a girl a warning.
8 Ball (11:43):
What do you think heads up was?
Maddy (11:46):
So, what have I missed?
Why have they all stopped?
And why are they all looking at me?
Narrator (12:20):
At a jewelry store?
Ace (12:22):
Heads up!
Nereid (12:24):
You could give
a girl a warning, Ace.
Ace (12:26):
What do you think heads up was?
It's the investigator.
The Navigator!
And Amazing Lady!
Wayne (12:35):
Amazing woman.
Anna Kat (12:36):
Mind if I help?
Nereid (12:38):
Feel free.
She hits as hard as Mrs.
Wonderful.
Maybe even harder.
Ace (12:43):
I'm just glad for the help.
Heh, I'd even take the RedRubber Ball at this point.
Wayne (12:48):
Speaking of her, I wonder
where she's gotten off to.
Anna Kat (12:52):
What is wrong with these things?
They keep clawing at my glove.
Wayne (12:56):
Your glove?
Is it by any chance your left glove, andare you wearing a ring in that glove?
Anna Kat (13:01):
I don't know how magic
it is, but it is my wedding ring.
Nereid (13:06):
She has a ring like Mrs.
Wonderful's.
Ace (13:10):
Huh.
Do you hold it up in theair and yell, I love you?
Anna Kat (13:14):
What?
Ace (13:15):
That's how Mrs.
Wonderful activates her powers.
Anna Kat (13:17):
I don't activate my powers.
I just have them.
Bernie Bailey (13:20):
Still,
they're after your ring.
I suggest we retreat and discuss this.
I will meet you at Wentworth Manor.
Nereid (13:29):
Looks like we have
some cleanup to do first.
Colonel (13:31):
Go.
I'll have the Air Forceclean up the pieces.
Ace (13:34):
We're off to see the wizard.
Nereid (13:36):
Do you ever plan on growing up?
Ace (13:38):
Not if I can help it.
Narrator (13:42):
Also, at a jewelry store.
8 Ball (13:51):
It's Snowy Owl, The Navigator,
Trevor, and Miss Wonderful.
Mindy (13:55):
Mrs.
Wonderful Eight Ball.
Beth (13:57):
Mind if I help, Undine?
Undine (13:59):
Feel free.
She hits as hard as Amazing Woman.
8 Ball (14:02):
Listen, I'm just glad for
the help after Red Light flew
straight up into the clouds.
Craig (14:08):
The spiders were after her amulet.
Trevor (14:10):
I think that witchy
lady at the fair is behind this.
Remember how she kept goingon and on about Red Light's
amulet and Amazing Woman's ring?
Mindy (14:18):
Like Mrs.
Wonderful's ring.
Beth (14:21):
What is wrong with these things?
Get off my hand!
Undine (14:26):
Oh no!
Mindy (14:27):
She looks like she's hurt.
Maddy (14:28):
I'll get her..
Craig (14:30):
Red Light, no!
Trevor (14:32):
Great!
She's knocked out too.
Craig (14:35):
I'll be taking her to Anna's
house since it's closer than my lab.
Undine (14:40):
But the spiders are leaving.
Mindy (14:42):
Trevor, pick up Mrs.
Wonderful.
I'll call the snowmobileby remote control.
Trevor (14:47):
On it.
Mindy (14:48):
We'll meet Dr.
Calculus at your house oncethe snowmobile gets here.
8 Ball (14:51):
So wait, what just
happened here, Undine?
Undine (14:54):
I don't know, Eightball, but
I don't think it's anything good.
Berni Bailey (14:57):
It's not.
It's very bad.
I will meet you atTrevor's house to explain.
8 Ball (15:06):
Whoa, wait a minute.
If she can do that, why didn'tshe just zap them back there?
Undine (15:10):
Maybe it's hard for
her to zap another person.
Come on.
Narrator (15:13):
At Adreena's house.
Adreena Y (15:17):
Oh, Chuck!
I've done it!
I've done it!
I got those stones!
Chuck (15:22):
Which stones?
Adreena Y (15:23):
The ones those women
had at the renaissance fair.
Well, not the stones.
The energy.
The spiders have sucked all the energy outof them, and they're bringing it to me!
Chuck (15:31):
Ah, I don't know that I
like this side of you, Adreena.
Adreena Y (15:35):
You do like it.
Chuck (15:40):
I've changed my mind.
But why have I changed my mind?
I don't understand.
Adreena Y (15:46):
How could you understand?
You're just a regular person.
But I am the amazing and powerful Adreena!
Chuck (15:54):
I should be scared.
Why am I not terrified?
Narrator (16:02):
At Adreena's house.
Adreena M (16:03):
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Cherry (16:09):
Something wrong?
Adreena M (16:10):
Mazeron's book!
Mazeron's book!
Cherry (16:15):
Do you always talk to yourself?
Adreena M (16:20):
Someone has leeched
mystic energy from this universe!
Cherry (16:24):
Well, it wasn't me.
Adreena M (16:26):
Mystic mirror on the wall.
Cherry (16:28):
Who's the fairest of them all?
Adreena M (16:30):
Hush!
Mystic mirror on the wall.
Who has made the power withdrawal?
What in the stars?
Cherry (16:40):
It's someone dressed like you.
And she's fatter than me.
Adreena M (16:44):
Well, that's impossible!
Cherry (16:46):
Not if she eats like you do.
Narrator (16:50):
At Wentworth Manor
Wayne (16:51):
Let's focus, Nereid, on the problem.
It seems that the spiderswanted Amazing Woman's ring.
Hmm.
And our resident pain in the backsidewhere magic gems are concerned is
Adreena, the middle aged mystic.
Anna Kat (17:03):
Wait.
You have an Adreena too?
Wayne (17:06):
Yes, a divorced woman who
took up magic supposedly to support
her kids once her husband left.
I think she just likes being a crook.
Anna Kat (17:14):
Well, mine isn't divorced and
she didn't act like a crook, but she
really wanted my ring and Maddy's amulet.
Bernie Bailey (17:22):
That would explain it.
If both Adreenas are trying tocommand the spiders at the same
Ace (17:31):
Navigator?
Bernie Bailey (17:32):
Something has
drained a substantial amount of
mystic energy from this plane, Ace.
The barriers are further eroding.
Nereid (17:39):
This is not good.
Bernie Bailey (17:41):
No, it's not.
It means I might be ableto send Amazing Woman home.
The barriers might be soft enough for meto send someone other than myself through.
Nereid (17:51):
And what about Mrs.
Wonderful?
Bernie Bailey (17:53):
Hopefully,
she'll come back here.
But there's no telling what will happen.
Narrator (18:00):
At the Waring Townhouse.
Trevor (18:02):
Dr.
C, I think she's waking up.
Maddy (18:05):
Ugh, what happened to me?
Craig (18:08):
We don't really know.
Undine (18:10):
Would you like some water, Maddy?
Maddy (18:12):
Yes, Marilyn, please.
Is Mrs.
Wonderful alright?
8 Ball (18:16):
We don't know that either.
Berni Bailey (18:18):
We think that
the spiders drained her energy.
Yours too.
Maddy (18:22):
My, why don't I hear the amulet?
Craig (18:25):
You don't hear the amulet?
But that would mean you
Mindy (18:29):
Beth is coming around too.
Beth (18:31):
I don't feel so good.
Maddy (18:33):
I don't feel the amulet.
Amulet change outfits.
It's
gone.
Beth (18:41):
Your magic energy is gone?
Oh dear.
Craig (18:45):
If hers is gone, yours could be too.
Beth (18:48):
Let me see.
I love you!
Oh no.
Undine (18:55):
Let me guess.
Gone too?
8 Ball (18:57):
Wait, is that how
you get your powers?
Shouting I love you into the sky?
Undine (19:02):
Says the man who throws
billiard balls at people.
8 Ball (19:04):
Gimmicked billiard balls.
And I also use a pool cue.
Trevor (19:08):
I wish Anna Kat was here.
And did that painting just change?
Maddy (19:12):
And this wall isn't the
same color it was this morning.
Berni Bailey (19:16):
Things are breaking down.
Aspects of one reality areshowing up in the other.
You need to find whoever'sbehind this and stop them.
Bernie Bailey (19:29):
You need to find
whoever's behind this and stop them.
We need to stop them on both sidesor the spiders will continue to
strain the fabrics of reality.
Tell them that, Amazing Woman.
Anna Kat (19:40):
I will.
Wayne (19:41):
I'm going to have my A.
I.
Alexandria start searching forpossible locations of Adreena.
Nereid (19:46):
Don't worry, Anna.
We'll take care of our Adreena.
We always have.
Anna Kat (19:49):
Thank you, Nereid.
Ace (19:50):
But there's always a first time.
Wayne (19:52):
Not helpful, Ace.
Bernie Bailey (19:54):
Okay, stand by the doorway.
Anna Kat (19:57):
Ready.
Bernie Bailey (19:58):
And push!
Hnnng!
Hnnng!
Anna Kat (20:03):
You push kinda hard.
Trevor (20:05):
Anna Kat.
You're back.
Anna Kat (20:06):
Hey, I guess I am.
Trevor (20:09):
Are you alright?
Anna Kat (20:11):
I'm fine.
You'll never believe what happened to me.
Maddy (20:14):
Oh, we'll believe it alright.
Anna Kat (20:16):
Aunt Beth?
Mindy (20:17):
Yes, and no.
Anna Kat (20:20):
She was supposed
to go back to her reality.
Craig (20:22):
Well, she didn't.
Undine (20:23):
Uh, guys?
Trevor (20:25):
Yes, Marilyn?
Undine (20:27):
Where's Berni?
Trevor (20:29):
How are we supposed to deal
with Adreena without our mystic advisor?
Anna Kat (20:32):
So, you know it's Adreena?
Maddy (20:34):
Once you think about it,
it really couldn't be anyone else.
Anna Kat (20:37):
Maddy, let's go and find her.
Maddy (20:40):
About that
Craig (20:41):
The spiders drained
the amulet of its power.
Beth (20:44):
My ring, too.
I'm not super anymore.
Anna Kat (20:48):
Amazing grace!
Narrator (20:49):
At Adreena's house
Chuck (20:53):
Those spiders were creepy.
Adreena Y (20:56):
They were wonderful!
Watch!
Chuck (20:57):
Just
what I wanted.
A flock of birds in my living room.
Adreena Y (21:10):
Ugh, I still have
that sitcom laugh track.
Ugh, be gone!
Chuck (21:19):
Well, the birds are gone.
But not the laugh track.
Hey, look at you in the mirror.
You're skinny.
Adreena M (21:29):
Huh, I haven't been
called skinny in a long time.
Wait, Chuck is there?
Hmm, interesting.
Adreena Y (21:39):
I don't think it's a
mirror anymore, Chuck.
I think it's a window.
Adreena M (21:44):
Indeed, and compared to
you, girl, I'm skinny.
Adreena Y (21:47):
Okay, you may be skinnier than
I am, but you are old, sister.
Who are you, and whyare you dressed like me?
Adreena M (21:55):
I am you.
Well, sort of.
I'm Adreena, and you havesomething that belongs to me.
Narrator (22:06):
You've been listening to Season
3, Episode 6 of My Amazing Woman, titled,
My Amazing Doppelganger, starring A.
J.
Cruz as Trevor and LenaGarcia as Anna Kat.
Guest starring Aracelis Gotay as Mrs.
Wonderful and Dreena Moran as Adreenathe Middle Aged Mystic, both of them.
Featuring Sophie Flack as Red Light andthe Red Rubber Ball, Frank Guglielmelli
as Lenny, Ken Halloran as Dr.
Calculus and the Investigator, andDavid Robbins as Colonel Princeton.
(22:28):
With Sam Liddell as the male astralnavigator, Ellie Chua as the female astral
navigator, Kelsey Painter as Snowy Owl.
Mike De La Morte as 8 Ball and Ace,Noelle Tennant as Undine and Nereid,
Paul Brown as Chuck Dalton, and James C.
Taylor as your narrator.
This episode was written and producedby James with story editing from Nicole
Beharrell and script continuity from Ken.
It was voice directed by Mark AlanBauer and Nicole with dialogue
(22:50):
editing, sound mastering, andoriginal music also by James.
Sound effects are from freesound.
org.
This is a production of Hey Daddy!
Audio in affiliation with TimewellElectronic Recording Productions,
copyright 2024 by James C.
Taylor, all rights reserved.
This is a work of fiction.
Names, characters, businesses, events, andincidents are the products of the author's
peculiar imagination, and the resemblanceto actual persons, living or dead, or
actual events is purely coincidental.