February 22, 2022 • 24 mins
Olive takes a vacation but Trevor's mind is working overtime as he develops a crush on her replacement. Meanwhile Anna Kat must safeguard a device that could very well kill her. And you'll meet the world's greatest secret agent, at least according to him.
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My Amazing Hall Pass
My Amazing Woman S01E04
Cast:
Trevor Waring — A.J. Cruz |
Anna Kat Waring (Amazing Woman) — Lena Garcia |
Ursula Dulcimel — Michelle Sobeski |
Madison Goforth (Red Light) — Sophie Flack |
The Special Agent (Olive Branch) — Nicole Beharrell |
Lenny Watkins — Frank Guglielmelli |
Arch Davis — David Robbins |
Lazlo Dviznik — Daronin Enigma |
Juan — Akira Valz |
Messenger of ECCH — Nancy O'Fallon |
Diana Byrne-Ward — Michelle Sobeski |
Narrator — James C. Taylor |
Crew:
Produced by — James C. Taylor |
Written by — James C. Taylor |
Script Editing — Nicole Beharrell |
Script Continuity — Ken Hallaron |
Voice Direction — Mark Alan Bauer |
Dialog Editing — Nicole Beharrell |
Sound Mastering — James C. Taylor |
Music Composition — James C. Taylor |
Sound Effects — FreeSound.org |
This is a production of Hey, Daddyo Audio, in affiliation with Time Well Electronic Recording Productions, copyright © 2022 by James C. Taylor, all rights reserved.
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(00:07):
attention.
Agent 436.
This is a direct order from the leader of the evil conspiracy consortium hierarchy.
The world alliance on international law and super heroics has not yet delivered the prototype of the innovator to dr johnson for initial testing.
It is imperative that you acquire this technology for us.
(00:29):
We have identified the agent in charge of safeguarding the device and will send you all pertinent data to help you identify where she has hidden it.
But be aware others want this device to including La fecha,
the invisible cartel and the Guglielmi group.
So there may be other agents in the field.
(00:49):
Be alert.
Good luck.
Mm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm.
(01:11):
I think don't go outside.
Are you watching Australian lawyers in love again.
That's not the name of the show.
That ought to be the name of the show.
Well,
it's not my title is better.
So what's the deal with this show anyway.
Well,
I find the law fascinating.
Lucky me.
(01:31):
Oh,
that's right.
You're a lawyer.
To how nice of you to notice.
And now I see why you watch this show what you mean Him.
Yes.
Him.
See at my firm we actually keep our shirts on.
Maybe I should talk to.
Hr you don't want to do that will make everyone work without his shirt on.
(01:55):
I can't picture Arch shirtless.
Never mind.
Arch I think Olive would kill someone before going topless.
Ooh you're right.
I forgot she's pretending to work there.
She's not pretending though when she's there.
She actually works best assistant I've ever had and when she's not she somehow gets stuff done anyway.
(02:18):
I fully expect her to work while she's on vacation next week.
She is probably the most competent person I know.
Sorry dear.
It's okay.
You're probably right.
So is mr big teeth.
Your hall pass my what?
I'll pass.
You know it's someone you reserve the right to get together with while you're in a relationship.
(02:39):
If you ever got a chance it's usually a celebrity you have no chance of ever meeting.
Okay.
Well it wouldn't be this guy.
He's prettier than I am.
I disagree but he does love him.
Some him doesn't he seems like can I take a pass on this hall pass thing until I think about it?
(03:01):
Sure.
Take your time.
I'm in no hurry to be replaced.
So what about you?
What about me?
Who's your hall pass?
You don't want to know?
Yes.
I do want to know.
Alright.
Alright.
Well if there was one celebrity that I would love to get together with it would have to be Yes.
(03:25):
Amazing woman.
That's cheating.
No Mrs Waring that most certainly definitely is not.
My amazing woman starring Lana Garcia and AJ Cruz.
Oh all of your paperwork for this week has been filed at the courthouse if Archibald asks you.
(03:55):
He's reading glasses or in his desk drawer.
Although that's not where he left them.
If Shakira asks yes,
my kurdish drawer is locked on purpose and no,
you don't have the key got it.
If anyone asks,
I've gone to visit my cousins in new york,
which means wherever you actually are,
it isn't my orca correct.
(04:16):
Anna Katherine.
Have you hidden the innovator?
Yes.
I picked the perfect spot for it.
Once we extricate dr johnson from her predicament.
We'll need to deliver the prototype to her.
I don't have to tell you that we don't want this thing to fall into the wrong hands considering it can render most superheroes powerless and there are plenty of wrong hands for it to fall into who is coming after it.
(04:43):
It might be shorter to say who isn't the vodka has agents in the field.
The googly.
Many group tried for it last week and I understand the Ec.
Ch is also interested.
You mean crime.
They're good at acronyms.
Not so much.
I have arranged for a relief agent while I'm on the trip.
(05:07):
A relief agent.
Yes.
Someone for Trevor to talk to.
That won't compromise your identity and someone to help you move the innovator if necessary.
Since this is a highly unusual assignment.
I requested a woman.
I personally trained at the academy.
She earned several awards during training Academy awards.
(05:29):
Her name is Roxanne Angel.
But she goes by Roxy and before you even think of it.
Do not start singing that song by the police.
What song you mean?
Right,
I'll be at departures in just a little bit san good.
I'm sure that whales is private jets and speedboats and atomic helicopters.
(05:51):
Atomic helicopters.
So why are you flying commercial to sell the cover story?
Trevor?
You never know who is watching?
I've installed the whales application on your smart watch.
If for some reason you really truly need me,
you may contact me through that and Catherine already hasn't.
(06:11):
Which I can visit the magnifying glass with the I in the loop.
It doesn't at all.
Say look at me.
I am a spy app.
Sometimes it is easiest to hide in plain sight.
We're here.
Let me get your bags.
(06:32):
Let me help you.
Honey.
Trevor.
Yes,
she can pick up the entire car with us in it.
She's fine.
Yeah.
Sorry who still getting used to that?
Give our love to your cousins in new york to will do mrs waring.
(06:54):
Do try to keep him out of trouble.
Will do I wonder where she is going.
But she said it's a double fake.
It's what spies do.
(07:19):
Mm hmm.
Well,
arch you seem rather chipper this morning do I?
Yes you do.
Well,
it's because I have been having a wonderful conversation with your feeling for Olive from the temporary agency.
Trevor wearing.
(07:40):
I'd like you to meet Roxanne Angel.
Please call me Roxy uh pleasure to meet you Miss Roxy Arch may I speak to you in your office?
But the view is so much better in here.
(08:00):
Arch Excuse us.
Did you see her?
Oh yes.
How long will olive be gone too long?
I can't look at her all day.
I can I just need to focus on anna kat Trevor.
It's natural to find someone attractive other than your wife.
Of course that is uh How they got to be mrs Arch Davis #2 & MS Arch Davis # three.
(08:29):
Whatever is in my office is not natural.
Who makes a scientific device look like a faberge egg dr johnson I suppose anyway no one will notice it on the mantle now I suppose you're right.
You're gonna love this.
(08:50):
And this is my house that I live in with my wife,
that's her high wife.
Anna Anna anna this is Roxy anna.
This is roxy roxy ana ana Roxanne.
Roxanne.
I mean and hi I'm anna kat wearing.
And this is my friend Madison go forth.
(09:10):
Pleasure to meet you.
That's what they say.
This is Roxy Angel.
She came to get some papers left at home papers.
She's Olives filling it definitely looks like she's filling in all the right spots.
Let me get those papers for you so you can leave you'll have to forgive him.
He gets a little weird when he hasn't eaten in a while so that's what causes it?
(09:36):
You have a lovely home.
Thank you.
That egg on the mantle.
Did you have that custom made I guess.
You could say that.
Here you go.
Roxy,
I'll see you tomorrow.
I look forward to it.
Maybe we can talk some more baseball.
Sure,
(09:56):
yeah.
Bye honey.
Are you okay the last time I saw you this nervous you were trying to ask me out for a date?
What?
No,
no,
it wasn't.
I mean I was I was trying to ask you out.
I mean,
I'm fine.
I mean,
never mind.
I'm gonna get a beer.
Is he acting strange to you?
He's always strange to me.
(10:17):
But yes,
he's acting rather oddly even for him.
And I bet I know why what's going on?
Trevor has a crush on Roxy?
No,
do you think so?
I mean I wouldn't blame him.
She's a knockout.
Yeah.
And she's taller than you.
Anybody in those heels would be taller than me.
(10:39):
And she's got a bigger smile.
I like my smile just the size it is and hers is bigger than yours too.
And that's saying something.
But I know I'm right.
When's the last time you talked with Trevor about baseball?
I haven't exactly the next day outside the wearing his home.
(11:08):
Mrs waring Mr wary.
I'll just let myself in.
Did you see that 1?
He has the key?
This is true lassos.
But why does that matter that way?
We won't have to break in the place to get the innovator.
(11:30):
That's too bad.
I'm very good at breaking things.
But when you are,
Laszlo Dvir.
Reznik the world's greatest secret agent.
You don't have to break things?
Okay,
but why do we want to go in there in the first place?
Because that whales agent we're tailing came over here and this is the only place we haven't searched for the innovator yet.
(11:54):
He's coming out.
Follow my lead.
Excuse me sir.
Can you tell me how to get to Sycamore Street?
I don't think we have a Sycamore Street that will make it much more difficult to find them.
Oh dear.
I have accidentally knocked your keys into those bushes right there.
(12:15):
Let me retrieve them for you.
I can go get the keys nonsense sir.
Let me a perfectly ordinary but lost citizen retrieved them for you.
Okay.
I have made an impression of the key.
Good job one.
(12:36):
Here you are,
Sir.
one set of keys.
Good luck getting the sesame street or whatever.
Good day.
It has been a good day.
And it will be an even better night when I Laszlo Dave is Nick World's greatest secret agent take the innovators right from underwears,
(12:58):
noses.
I don't think whales have noses.
Just a blowhole.
(13:27):
Did you know that if there are runners on 1st and 2nd and the batter hits the ball into the air in the infield.
The batter is automatically out.
Yes,
it's called the infield fly rule.
Well,
did you know that home plate is 60 ft and 6" from the pitching rubber?
Yeah,
(13:48):
I know that too.
Is there a reason you're talking about baseball?
No,
no reason.
Hey,
did you put highlights in your hair?
You noticed?
Yeah.
Is there something I should know.
Yes.
The head coach of a baseball team is called the manager.
I'll file that away for future use.
(14:08):
I'm going to are you wearing heels?
You noticed?
You'd never wear heels?
I thought I'd change things up.
All right,
well um I'm gonna go for a walk.
I need to think outside the Waring house.
(14:32):
What's wrong,
Trevor?
Did someone get the egg?
No,
I needed to talk to you about something and that would be roxy.
I think I have a thing for her.
Ah Yes.
I find her very very attractive and it's driving me nuts.
(14:53):
Very attractive.
Roxy.
Trevor.
Are you all right?
That's what I'm saying.
I'm not all right.
And a cat has really been the only woman I've ever had a thing for since college.
Well,
her and amazing woman.
But you know,
never mind.
So is everything fine with the egg?
(15:13):
Yes.
Why do you keep asking about the egg?
I wouldn't worry about roxy.
I know you love your wife.
So finding someone else attractive doesn't matter now.
Please refrain from calling me unless it's an emergency.
Goodbye.
It was an emergency to me.
Good evening.
Mr Watkins.
You look a little down.
(15:35):
Is everything all right?
No,
I'm not All right.
I'm kind of infatuated with my replacement administrative assistant.
And it's bugging me?
I feel like I'm like,
like I'm cheating on my wife,
Are you?
Well,
no,
but listen,
don't stop being human just because you get in a relationship or get married,
(16:00):
you're going to find other people attractive.
That's just life.
And what do you find so intriguing about this woman?
Anyway?
Well,
she's got a nice build,
sort of like anti cats.
And she has nice long hair,
like anna cats and she's fairly tall.
Like I'm sensing a pattern.
(16:23):
So what now seems to me the things that you find attractive about this woman are the things you find attractive about your wife.
Hmm.
If you ask me,
you're still very much in love with your wife.
Meanwhile,
inside the waring house.
(16:43):
And then he got up and went outside and that's my most reliable style of heels.
I think you're right Madison.
I think he does have a crush on her.
This is one time I wish I was wrong,
kitty cat.
So what do I do?
Honestly,
I don't know that there is a lot you can do besides you should be less worried about him and more worried about her.
(17:05):
Why her anna banana honey.
She's a spy?
Secret agents are not exactly known for their chastity.
Amazing grace.
You're not going to read tonight.
I'm kind of tired,
(17:25):
honey.
And I have a lot on my mind.
Good night.
Okay.
I guess good night.
Just remember I love you.
Meanwhile,
downstairs one,
close the door.
And where's the light switch here?
(17:51):
If it isn't laszlo viz nick and 1234.
What now?
one Strike one.
And you're out pour one.
It'll be poor laszlo in a minute.
(18:12):
How did you know to protect the innovator tonight?
Protect it.
I'm here to steal it.
You're not the wells agent.
No,
she's not amazing woman.
Take a nap.
Laszlo hand over the innovator,
whomever you are.
I am leaving and you aren't feeling as good.
(18:37):
What do you mean?
What's happening to me?
We needed to be sure the innovator works.
And what better subject than amazing woman.
What's going on out here,
Roxy,
amazing woman.
What have you done to her gotten her out of my way and if you'll excuse me I'm out.
(19:03):
As the umpire would say tata anna,
are you all right?
I'm feeling better now that the egg is out of here.
I guess it really does work.
And now it's in the hands of some evil harpy.
Not for long.
What do you mean?
Check your phone?
(19:23):
Huh?
Later at an airport in England.
I don't understand my passport is in order.
Miss Gardner Gardner.
There's just slight issue on your record that needs resolving.
So please just continue this way.
(19:45):
Won't you go in?
Please have a seat please?
It seems that when you were asked at customs if you had anything to declare you forgot to mention this?
The innovator.
And there is of course the whole issue of traveling under an assumed name.
See Roxy Angel is a friend of mine and you'll know Roxy Angel are you What you see Roxy is tougher than you thought.
(20:22):
Your gas didn't kill her.
And she's positively identified you as the one who took her place on the mission.
They'll normally we would turn you over to the authorities on attempted murder charges.
But there are some classified secrets we think you may have learned that we don't want to get out.
So I hope you petrol familes understand Antarctica is quite cold this time of year later at Trevor's firm.
(21:05):
Mr Waring Roxy.
Oh wait,
you're not Roxy.
No,
I'm Diana Bird Ward.
I'll be filling in for Olive for the rest of her vacation.
What happened to Roxy?
She won the lottery and moved to Bolivia.
Well that's the second time that's happened here.
Let's go into your office.
Mr wearing and you can get me up to speed on what you need done.
(21:32):
Okay,
listen,
I actually am Roxy Angel.
Well,
I'm the person who was supposed to be Roxy Angel.
The one that Olive trained well while you sound like the other one.
You sure don't look like her.
Thank goodness.
I'll take that as a compliment at any rate from now on.
(21:54):
If Oliver isn't around.
I'll be Wales doesn't want your wife's other life trending on social media.
So is there anything I can do for you.
Yeah.
Tell headquarters to come up with a better cover story than winning the lottery and moving to Bolivia.
Ah,
(22:18):
what's with the window?
I just wanted some night air by the way.
Is that how you got down at the front door?
Yes,
I heard what was going on and didn't think that anna kat was the right person for the situation.
So I flew out the window to the front door.
Good idea.
So tell me,
did you really find that fake roxy angel attractive to be honest with you?
(22:42):
I did.
But before you throw me out of that window,
just let me tell you what Mr Watkins said.
Mr Watkins.
Yeah.
He asked me to describe what I liked about her and and it was mostly what I liked about you get answer.
But the thing I realized on my own is that what attracts you to someone is not nearly as important as what keeps you with someone.
(23:08):
So there are no hall passes in your future.
I'll stick with the hall monitor.
I know.
And love.
Okay,
well,
I'm gonna go freshen up.
Excuse me,
Citizen.
It is.
I amazing woman.
I understand you're an attorney.
(23:30):
Yes,
I have need of your services.
Oh,
you do,
do you?
I do.
But first,
yeah,
you'll need to be debriefed.
Yeah.
You've been listening to season one,
episode four of my amazing woman titled by Amazing Hall pass starring AJ Cruz Trevor and Lorena Garcia as anna kat guest starring Michelle,
(23:58):
Sobieski as Ursula does normal and Diana Bird Ward featuring Sophie Flaccus Madison.
Nicole be here,
Olives,
Olive frank,
Cooley,
Amalia's Lenny and David Robinson's Arch with Nancy O'Fallon as the messenger of Darren and enigma as Laszlo Fisnik,
Akira balls as juan and James C taylor as your narrator.
This episode was produced and written by James with script continuity by ken Halloran and story editing by Nicole.
(24:22):
It was voice directed by Mark Allen Bauer and dialogue edited by Nicole with sound mastering and original music by James.
Sound effects are from free sound dot org.
This is a production of Hey Daddio.
Audio in affiliation with Time.
Well,
electronic Recording Productions,
Copyright 2022 by James C.
Taylor.
All rights reserved.
This is a work of fiction names,
characters,
businesses,
events and incidents are the products of the author's peculiar imagination.
attention.
Agent 436.
This is a direct order from the leader of the evil conspiracy consortium hierarchy.
The world alliance on international law and super heroics has not yet delivered the prototype of the innovator to dr johnson for initial testing.
It is imperative that you acquire this technology for us.
(00:29):
We have identified the agent in charge of safeguarding the device and will send you all pertinent data to help you identify where she has hidden it.
But be aware others want this device to including La fecha,
the invisible cartel and the Guglielmi group.
So there may be other agents in the field.
(00:49):
Be alert.
Good luck.
Mm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm.
(01:11):
I think don't go outside.
Are you watching Australian lawyers in love again.
That's not the name of the show.
That ought to be the name of the show.
Well,
it's not my title is better.
So what's the deal with this show anyway.
Well,
I find the law fascinating.
Lucky me.
(01:31):
Oh,
that's right.
You're a lawyer.
To how nice of you to notice.
And now I see why you watch this show what you mean Him.
Yes.
Him.
See at my firm we actually keep our shirts on.
Maybe I should talk to.
Hr you don't want to do that will make everyone work without his shirt on.
(01:55):
I can't picture Arch shirtless.
Never mind.
Arch I think Olive would kill someone before going topless.
Ooh you're right.
I forgot she's pretending to work there.
She's not pretending though when she's there.
She actually works best assistant I've ever had and when she's not she somehow gets stuff done anyway.
(02:18):
I fully expect her to work while she's on vacation next week.
She is probably the most competent person I know.
Sorry dear.
It's okay.
You're probably right.
So is mr big teeth.
Your hall pass my what?
I'll pass.
You know it's someone you reserve the right to get together with while you're in a relationship.
(02:39):
If you ever got a chance it's usually a celebrity you have no chance of ever meeting.
Okay.
Well it wouldn't be this guy.
He's prettier than I am.
I disagree but he does love him.
Some him doesn't he seems like can I take a pass on this hall pass thing until I think about it?
(03:01):
Sure.
Take your time.
I'm in no hurry to be replaced.
So what about you?
What about me?
Who's your hall pass?
You don't want to know?
Yes.
I do want to know.
Alright.
Alright.
Well if there was one celebrity that I would love to get together with it would have to be Yes.
(03:25):
Amazing woman.
That's cheating.
No Mrs Waring that most certainly definitely is not.
My amazing woman starring Lana Garcia and AJ Cruz.
Oh all of your paperwork for this week has been filed at the courthouse if Archibald asks you.
(03:55):
He's reading glasses or in his desk drawer.
Although that's not where he left them.
If Shakira asks yes,
my kurdish drawer is locked on purpose and no,
you don't have the key got it.
If anyone asks,
I've gone to visit my cousins in new york,
which means wherever you actually are,
it isn't my orca correct.
(04:16):
Anna Katherine.
Have you hidden the innovator?
Yes.
I picked the perfect spot for it.
Once we extricate dr johnson from her predicament.
We'll need to deliver the prototype to her.
I don't have to tell you that we don't want this thing to fall into the wrong hands considering it can render most superheroes powerless and there are plenty of wrong hands for it to fall into who is coming after it.
(04:43):
It might be shorter to say who isn't the vodka has agents in the field.
The googly.
Many group tried for it last week and I understand the Ec.
Ch is also interested.
You mean crime.
They're good at acronyms.
Not so much.
I have arranged for a relief agent while I'm on the trip.
(05:07):
A relief agent.
Yes.
Someone for Trevor to talk to.
That won't compromise your identity and someone to help you move the innovator if necessary.
Since this is a highly unusual assignment.
I requested a woman.
I personally trained at the academy.
She earned several awards during training Academy awards.
(05:29):
Her name is Roxanne Angel.
But she goes by Roxy and before you even think of it.
Do not start singing that song by the police.
What song you mean?
Right,
I'll be at departures in just a little bit san good.
I'm sure that whales is private jets and speedboats and atomic helicopters.
(05:51):
Atomic helicopters.
So why are you flying commercial to sell the cover story?
Trevor?
You never know who is watching?
I've installed the whales application on your smart watch.
If for some reason you really truly need me,
you may contact me through that and Catherine already hasn't.
(06:11):
Which I can visit the magnifying glass with the I in the loop.
It doesn't at all.
Say look at me.
I am a spy app.
Sometimes it is easiest to hide in plain sight.
We're here.
Let me get your bags.
(06:32):
Let me help you.
Honey.
Trevor.
Yes,
she can pick up the entire car with us in it.
She's fine.
Yeah.
Sorry who still getting used to that?
Give our love to your cousins in new york to will do mrs waring.
(06:54):
Do try to keep him out of trouble.
Will do I wonder where she is going.
But she said it's a double fake.
It's what spies do.
(07:19):
Mm hmm.
Well,
arch you seem rather chipper this morning do I?
Yes you do.
Well,
it's because I have been having a wonderful conversation with your feeling for Olive from the temporary agency.
Trevor wearing.
(07:40):
I'd like you to meet Roxanne Angel.
Please call me Roxy uh pleasure to meet you Miss Roxy Arch may I speak to you in your office?
But the view is so much better in here.
(08:00):
Arch Excuse us.
Did you see her?
Oh yes.
How long will olive be gone too long?
I can't look at her all day.
I can I just need to focus on anna kat Trevor.
It's natural to find someone attractive other than your wife.
Of course that is uh How they got to be mrs Arch Davis #2 & MS Arch Davis # three.
(08:29):
Whatever is in my office is not natural.
Who makes a scientific device look like a faberge egg dr johnson I suppose anyway no one will notice it on the mantle now I suppose you're right.
You're gonna love this.
(08:50):
And this is my house that I live in with my wife,
that's her high wife.
Anna Anna anna this is Roxy anna.
This is roxy roxy ana ana Roxanne.
Roxanne.
I mean and hi I'm anna kat wearing.
And this is my friend Madison go forth.
(09:10):
Pleasure to meet you.
That's what they say.
This is Roxy Angel.
She came to get some papers left at home papers.
She's Olives filling it definitely looks like she's filling in all the right spots.
Let me get those papers for you so you can leave you'll have to forgive him.
He gets a little weird when he hasn't eaten in a while so that's what causes it?
(09:36):
You have a lovely home.
Thank you.
That egg on the mantle.
Did you have that custom made I guess.
You could say that.
Here you go.
Roxy,
I'll see you tomorrow.
I look forward to it.
Maybe we can talk some more baseball.
Sure,
(09:56):
yeah.
Bye honey.
Are you okay the last time I saw you this nervous you were trying to ask me out for a date?
What?
No,
no,
it wasn't.
I mean I was I was trying to ask you out.
I mean,
I'm fine.
I mean,
never mind.
I'm gonna get a beer.
Is he acting strange to you?
He's always strange to me.
(10:17):
But yes,
he's acting rather oddly even for him.
And I bet I know why what's going on?
Trevor has a crush on Roxy?
No,
do you think so?
I mean I wouldn't blame him.
She's a knockout.
Yeah.
And she's taller than you.
Anybody in those heels would be taller than me.
(10:39):
And she's got a bigger smile.
I like my smile just the size it is and hers is bigger than yours too.
And that's saying something.
But I know I'm right.
When's the last time you talked with Trevor about baseball?
I haven't exactly the next day outside the wearing his home.
(11:08):
Mrs waring Mr wary.
I'll just let myself in.
Did you see that 1?
He has the key?
This is true lassos.
But why does that matter that way?
We won't have to break in the place to get the innovator.
(11:30):
That's too bad.
I'm very good at breaking things.
But when you are,
Laszlo Dvir.
Reznik the world's greatest secret agent.
You don't have to break things?
Okay,
but why do we want to go in there in the first place?
Because that whales agent we're tailing came over here and this is the only place we haven't searched for the innovator yet.
(11:54):
He's coming out.
Follow my lead.
Excuse me sir.
Can you tell me how to get to Sycamore Street?
I don't think we have a Sycamore Street that will make it much more difficult to find them.
Oh dear.
I have accidentally knocked your keys into those bushes right there.
(12:15):
Let me retrieve them for you.
I can go get the keys nonsense sir.
Let me a perfectly ordinary but lost citizen retrieved them for you.
Okay.
I have made an impression of the key.
Good job one.
(12:36):
Here you are,
Sir.
one set of keys.
Good luck getting the sesame street or whatever.
Good day.
It has been a good day.
And it will be an even better night when I Laszlo Dave is Nick World's greatest secret agent take the innovators right from underwears,
(12:58):
noses.
I don't think whales have noses.
Just a blowhole.
(13:27):
Did you know that if there are runners on 1st and 2nd and the batter hits the ball into the air in the infield.
The batter is automatically out.
Yes,
it's called the infield fly rule.
Well,
did you know that home plate is 60 ft and 6" from the pitching rubber?
Yeah,
(13:48):
I know that too.
Is there a reason you're talking about baseball?
No,
no reason.
Hey,
did you put highlights in your hair?
You noticed?
Yeah.
Is there something I should know.
Yes.
The head coach of a baseball team is called the manager.
I'll file that away for future use.
(14:08):
I'm going to are you wearing heels?
You noticed?
You'd never wear heels?
I thought I'd change things up.
All right,
well um I'm gonna go for a walk.
I need to think outside the Waring house.
(14:32):
What's wrong,
Trevor?
Did someone get the egg?
No,
I needed to talk to you about something and that would be roxy.
I think I have a thing for her.
Ah Yes.
I find her very very attractive and it's driving me nuts.
(14:53):
Very attractive.
Roxy.
Trevor.
Are you all right?
That's what I'm saying.
I'm not all right.
And a cat has really been the only woman I've ever had a thing for since college.
Well,
her and amazing woman.
But you know,
never mind.
So is everything fine with the egg?
(15:13):
Yes.
Why do you keep asking about the egg?
I wouldn't worry about roxy.
I know you love your wife.
So finding someone else attractive doesn't matter now.
Please refrain from calling me unless it's an emergency.
Goodbye.
It was an emergency to me.
Good evening.
Mr Watkins.
You look a little down.
(15:35):
Is everything all right?
No,
I'm not All right.
I'm kind of infatuated with my replacement administrative assistant.
And it's bugging me?
I feel like I'm like,
like I'm cheating on my wife,
Are you?
Well,
no,
but listen,
don't stop being human just because you get in a relationship or get married,
(16:00):
you're going to find other people attractive.
That's just life.
And what do you find so intriguing about this woman?
Anyway?
Well,
she's got a nice build,
sort of like anti cats.
And she has nice long hair,
like anna cats and she's fairly tall.
Like I'm sensing a pattern.
(16:23):
So what now seems to me the things that you find attractive about this woman are the things you find attractive about your wife.
Hmm.
If you ask me,
you're still very much in love with your wife.
Meanwhile,
inside the waring house.
(16:43):
And then he got up and went outside and that's my most reliable style of heels.
I think you're right Madison.
I think he does have a crush on her.
This is one time I wish I was wrong,
kitty cat.
So what do I do?
Honestly,
I don't know that there is a lot you can do besides you should be less worried about him and more worried about her.
(17:05):
Why her anna banana honey.
She's a spy?
Secret agents are not exactly known for their chastity.
Amazing grace.
You're not going to read tonight.
I'm kind of tired,
(17:25):
honey.
And I have a lot on my mind.
Good night.
Okay.
I guess good night.
Just remember I love you.
Meanwhile,
downstairs one,
close the door.
And where's the light switch here?
(17:51):
If it isn't laszlo viz nick and 1234.
What now?
one Strike one.
And you're out pour one.
It'll be poor laszlo in a minute.
(18:12):
How did you know to protect the innovator tonight?
Protect it.
I'm here to steal it.
You're not the wells agent.
No,
she's not amazing woman.
Take a nap.
Laszlo hand over the innovator,
whomever you are.
I am leaving and you aren't feeling as good.
(18:37):
What do you mean?
What's happening to me?
We needed to be sure the innovator works.
And what better subject than amazing woman.
What's going on out here,
Roxy,
amazing woman.
What have you done to her gotten her out of my way and if you'll excuse me I'm out.
(19:03):
As the umpire would say tata anna,
are you all right?
I'm feeling better now that the egg is out of here.
I guess it really does work.
And now it's in the hands of some evil harpy.
Not for long.
What do you mean?
Check your phone?
(19:23):
Huh?
Later at an airport in England.
I don't understand my passport is in order.
Miss Gardner Gardner.
There's just slight issue on your record that needs resolving.
So please just continue this way.
(19:45):
Won't you go in?
Please have a seat please?
It seems that when you were asked at customs if you had anything to declare you forgot to mention this?
The innovator.
And there is of course the whole issue of traveling under an assumed name.
See Roxy Angel is a friend of mine and you'll know Roxy Angel are you What you see Roxy is tougher than you thought.
(20:22):
Your gas didn't kill her.
And she's positively identified you as the one who took her place on the mission.
They'll normally we would turn you over to the authorities on attempted murder charges.
But there are some classified secrets we think you may have learned that we don't want to get out.
So I hope you petrol familes understand Antarctica is quite cold this time of year later at Trevor's firm.
(21:05):
Mr Waring Roxy.
Oh wait,
you're not Roxy.
No,
I'm Diana Bird Ward.
I'll be filling in for Olive for the rest of her vacation.
What happened to Roxy?
She won the lottery and moved to Bolivia.
Well that's the second time that's happened here.
Let's go into your office.
Mr wearing and you can get me up to speed on what you need done.
(21:32):
Okay,
listen,
I actually am Roxy Angel.
Well,
I'm the person who was supposed to be Roxy Angel.
The one that Olive trained well while you sound like the other one.
You sure don't look like her.
Thank goodness.
I'll take that as a compliment at any rate from now on.
(21:54):
If Oliver isn't around.
I'll be Wales doesn't want your wife's other life trending on social media.
So is there anything I can do for you.
Yeah.
Tell headquarters to come up with a better cover story than winning the lottery and moving to Bolivia.
Ah,
(22:18):
what's with the window?
I just wanted some night air by the way.
Is that how you got down at the front door?
Yes,
I heard what was going on and didn't think that anna kat was the right person for the situation.
So I flew out the window to the front door.
Good idea.
So tell me,
did you really find that fake roxy angel attractive to be honest with you?
(22:42):
I did.
But before you throw me out of that window,
just let me tell you what Mr Watkins said.
Mr Watkins.
Yeah.
He asked me to describe what I liked about her and and it was mostly what I liked about you get answer.
But the thing I realized on my own is that what attracts you to someone is not nearly as important as what keeps you with someone.
(23:08):
So there are no hall passes in your future.
I'll stick with the hall monitor.
I know.
And love.
Okay,
well,
I'm gonna go freshen up.
Excuse me,
Citizen.
It is.
I amazing woman.
I understand you're an attorney.
(23:30):
Yes,
I have need of your services.
Oh,
you do,
do you?
I do.
But first,
yeah,
you'll need to be debriefed.
Yeah.
You've been listening to season one,
episode four of my amazing woman titled by Amazing Hall pass starring AJ Cruz Trevor and Lorena Garcia as anna kat guest starring Michelle,
(23:58):
Sobieski as Ursula does normal and Diana Bird Ward featuring Sophie Flaccus Madison.
Nicole be here,
Olives,
Olive frank,
Cooley,
Amalia's Lenny and David Robinson's Arch with Nancy O'Fallon as the messenger of Darren and enigma as Laszlo Fisnik,
Akira balls as juan and James C taylor as your narrator.
This episode was produced and written by James with script continuity by ken Halloran and story editing by Nicole.
(24:22):
It was voice directed by Mark Allen Bauer and dialogue edited by Nicole with sound mastering and original music by James.
Sound effects are from free sound dot org.
This is a production of Hey Daddio.
Audio in affiliation with Time.
Well,
electronic Recording Productions,
Copyright 2022 by James C.
Taylor.
All rights reserved.
This is a work of fiction names,
characters,
businesses,
events and incidents are the products of the author's peculiar imagination.
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