Ever wondered what happens when a nightclub's policies clash with their profit motives? In this laughter-filled exploration of Pattaya's club scene, we reveal how venues like Juju are bending their own rules about ladyboy entry when paying customers are involved.
The recently repaired "Soi Pothole" (finally!) provides easier access to Juju, where despite its convenient location near Soi Buakhao, we encountered repetitive music, predictable dance routines, and even a tense standoff over a partially spilled drink. We share the story of how management nearly lost thousands in future business over a 200 baht tequila shot - a perfect example of short-sighted customer service.
Things get hilariously awkward when we discuss the bathroom attendants who offer unrequested massages while patrons are using the facilities. Women's restrooms feature the entrepreneurial "Madame Pippi" selling everything from cosmetics to candy, creating a unique Thai nightlife experience that often surprises first-time visitors.
We also uncover fascinating cultural dynamics, including how bar workers informally rank nationalities based on perceived desirability as customers, and the surprising statistics about which countries are currently sending the most tourists to Thailand (hint: it's not who you think!). And don't miss our discussion about the frustrating clothing shopping experience for larger Westerners in a country that somehow manages to stock size 46 high heels for ladyboys but can't seem to stock XXL shirts.
Whether you're planning a trip to Pattaya or just enjoy anthropological deep dives into nightlife culture, this episode offers authentic insights beyond the typical tourist experience. If you're visiting Pattaya, reach out to us - we'd love to meet up and show you around!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello everyone and welcome again to my Thai Wife
Podcast.
I'm Mike, this is Pim.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hi everyone and.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Scott unfortunately for him is here again.
I always tell him, scott, youhave to come, please, please.
So thank you, scott, I reallyappreciate that.
So last episode we talked aboutthe things that are other than
the bars.
Episode we talked about thethings that other than the bars.
But we actually the last let'ssay, two or three weeks we were
(00:31):
partying a bit more than usualand we actually kind of even
lied to our listeners because wespoke badly about some of the
clubs and then we figured outthat all the clubs are doing the
same thing and we just decidedto say it we just bring our own
people there and go to the club.
(00:51):
So we went back to juju a fewtimes, which was okay when you
bring your own company yes youknow, now they let ladyboys
again if you bring customers.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
So this is probably happening everywhere here, not
everywhere, I mean.
It's like somewhere wherepeople have customers, like in a
nightclub.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Not everywhere, not everywhere there are still
places that not let peopleinside.
As you remember we had aproblem with one place that we
already spoke about, and I knowthat last time, when June and
Michelle made the podcast, theyspoke about a boss bar that not
let anyone in the old Marine BarNow it's called Boss, so they
(01:42):
are not letting ladyboys inside,oh yeah, so we went like a few
nights there already, and thegood thing about juju, in my
opinion, is the location yeah,it's, yeah, it's near where we
normally are yeah which is soyou can't call it soy pothole.
(02:02):
Not anymore.
Not anymore Like two weeks ago.
One week ago they just fixedeverything.
The whole order is fixed.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, you could land a jet on that.
Yeah, but it will only last forthree weeks.
The next rain will you know why?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Because they don't dig everything from down.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, just put it on top.
Yeah, just like put on top yeahfrom down, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Just down under, just yeah, and just like on top,
yeah.
So it's not the first time theyare doing that, but right now,
if you are going to soy potter,it's still almost new.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I'm staying.
I'm staying there for over twoyears we know but that is not
happening to yeah you never sawthey fix it before I thought
they fix it, but they just putlike rock on the top like no, no
.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
So this time they actually did like a proper job.
It looked like a proper job, Idon't know.
But yeah, so you cannot call itsoy pothole anymore.
They have to change the name.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah but anyway it's near where we are.
Yeah, it's a technicality, it'snot an engineering podcast,
Okay so yeah, but yeah, juju isgood because Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
We spoke the other day with one lady boy that her
name was Engineering.
Oh yeah yeah, we did yeah, howdo you say Engineering in Thai?
Sorry, engineering in ThaiEngineering Engineering.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Engineer Engineer.
Engineer Engineer.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I don't know.
I need to ask her.
Engineer.
We will ask her next time.
Anyway, her real name, if youtranslate, means engineering.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Go on Engineering yeah it was just very funny, but
yeah so.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Juju is near where we are which is Soi Bacau and Soi
Paho.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Normally.
So it saves us going down toWalking Street.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, and also Walking Street is kind of it's
too heavy in my opinion, I'm nottalking money, that it's too
expensive, which is kind of, butlike Juju is very kind of I
feel more relaxed in there yeah,like well, there was one
incident last time, if youremember yeah so it was
(04:16):
extremely yeah.
So I was dancing a bit, notcrazy, dancing like him, just
regular, and by mistake I justtouched one waitress, one of the
waitresses, and she had atequila shot.
And, would you say, 20% of it.
(04:36):
Yeah, let's say, 20% of it gotspilled.
She came to me, she called thesecurity and said you have to
pay for this 200 baht.
I say but first of all, it wasa mistake, I lied to them and I
say I'm sorry, but what are youtalking about?
It's almost full, like it's notthe whole drink even.
(04:56):
No, you have to pay 200 baht.
Then I went to the counterwhere the manager was and I said
listen, I would pay the 200baht, no problem.
But you see, all the table,like the full table that we are,
we were like six people, wewill just leave and we will not
come again.
Okay, we not care Pay.
(05:16):
I say you sure, I asked themthree times and at the end they
say okay, okay, not pay, but itwas very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
It's like just a little mistake.
It's just like a hit and like.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It was not a purpose first of all, Second of all,
it's not the whole dream, andlet's say even it's the whole
dream.
We just paid at that table atleast 10,000 10 000 no, at least
7 000 the whole table.
Yeah, so for 200 baht that Iaccidentally spilled, you would
(05:56):
lose 7 000 for next time.
It doesn't make sense, rightthat's right, that's right so
this is what happened and it waskind of annoying, but I will
forgive them really because it'sstill, as we said, it's close
enough, it's fun.
We know, by the way, we knowmany people that go there like
all the time we say, hey, howare you?
(06:16):
It's a good meeting place,right?
Yeah, just the music is shityou agree, no comment why no
comment Does the?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
music is shit.
Do you agree?
No comment, no comment.
Why no comment?
No, sometimes it's good.
I think when we were going inthere before it was better.
But yeah, I don't know, I'mdownhill a little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It's very repetitive.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
And they use the same songs again and again Like the
other night it was how manytimes they played the same song,
like four or three times, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I don't even remember .
Yeah, I know that I noticedabout it also sometime ago
before.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You like juju before.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
No, you know, it's like one time in a month I go,
only one time in a month.
One time in a month I go.
Only one time in a month.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
One time in a month, oh one time in a month, yeah,
one or two times in a month yougo with your friends or you go
with customers.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Before Sometimes with customers, sometimes with
friends, okay, but I don'tprefer to go to Juju that much.
And then after that it happensabout like, not like people are
getting.
If they are just alone or justor with two friend driven,
doesn't matter.
They said no, I thought that Idid not been there for long,
until now okay and I feel likethey do everything as like the
(07:35):
same sing, the same music, thesame.
You know, it doesn't.
It doesn't, even if not, havelike spatial gaze, come Spatial
what I mean like Spatial gaze.
I mean not spatial gaze, that'swhat she says.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Spatial gaze.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I mean it's been like Okay,singer coming, or oh, okay, it's
like yeah, dj, okay, Sorry, itdoesn't have anything
differently.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, okay, sorry, um , it doesn't have anything
differently.
Yeah, the same djs.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah the three dancers.
They're doing the same fourmoves, yeah, and for me it's
like, okay, I can't, I can't, Ican't, be that.
But just when I'm have someoneasked me to be like to go with,
like, yeah, have friend asked meto enjoy with, something like
that.
But if I'm before, I'm before,I do not go.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, at that time, until now so, but you're not
much of a party girl anyway, notfor now not you used to be
before, yes now, not now.
That now party bait more yeah,he's a party girl, even more
than you.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I know what do you mean.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
You know, I saw that she heard there are the rumors,
yeah no she saw it only once.
Once Twice.
I think, how many times youwent out together with us.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I've only been out with you once.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Two.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I think that time that she had the bottle yeah
that's one time that was thesame night.
That's one night, and there wasanother night, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Really, yeah, yeah, that was it.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Okay, Tim, you need to go more with us.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Okay, that's the conclusion.
So how about what's going onthere for now?
I mean, it's like CO2 is thesame.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Juju yeah, same, but if you come with customer they
let you in.
Oh right, yeah, but it's okay.
And also the thing that I doappreciate about Juju, that I
don't know why it's going onalmost all the clubs.
So when you go to a toilet, Idon't know if it's in the women
women toilet, but in the mentoilet.
When you go to, let's say Igive example sunbar, there are
(09:58):
some guys over there that startgiving you massage.
You try to take it, like liketo pee right, take a piss, and
they are just massaging you andlike doing this to your back and
you are like pissing all over,it happened to you.
And then they turn on the waterfor you right, you wash your
hands, they close the water,they give you the paper and then
(10:19):
tip and they are really likepersistent.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Like give me tip, come on, give me tip.
I say no, why should I keep?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
you just made me peace all over my pen.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, we used to have them.
I don't have to still dobecause I didn't really go on
the UK much, but we used to havethat in the UK, not with the
massage but with the washing thehands, and then it generally be
.
I'll give you some aftershave,or whatever okay, sort of
fragrance, uh, and then you haveto tip them so that that used
(10:54):
to be common over there yeah,yeah, we used to call them lucky
, lucky man, lucky lucky.
Yeah, they do always have likefunny songs and like no one
money, no punani, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I wonder what they say back home, like when someone
asked them what is youroccupation?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
yeah, massage to the men in the toilet, but the
massage, that's a new one.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I know I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I'm like man, I'm trying to have a piss.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It's also happening in the lady toilet.
No that not happen?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Really so.
We need to go to the ladytoilet.
We need to see if there's alady boy.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Because you're sitting down.
No, they'd have to be insidethere with you.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Uh-huh, yeah, if you sit more.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, but anyway, you're not like no, no, they're
open.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
But for ladies like they, when you know.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Someone inside the cubicle.
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Sorry, Sitting behind the toilet.
Go on sorry.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Sorry.
Okay.
So the lady who's in uh, it'scalled like madame pp is this,
is.
This is the name in I.
I don't know, is this right tocall them like that, but is this
?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
sorry, I want to call them.
I will call it, mr.
Call you.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, I remember this from the series what Okay TV
show.
Yeah yeah, yeah, sorry If thisis wrong.
I'm very sorry, it's not wrong.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It's so funny that.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I want to use it and this is like hard tissue paper
for you before you get in thetoilet, yeah, yeah, and have
stuff for beauty stuff.
It's like cosmetics or snack,but you have to snack in the
toilet.
Candy is also gummy okay, sosome shiwi gum.
(12:55):
And yeah, exactly, if you wantit, you have to buy it okay,
yeah it's like a one one time II go to buy candy to eat candy
and then like when you are hitthat.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
So I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.
But also I know what you meanbecause many of the toilets that
are paid toilets in Pattaya,not in the bars, like general
toilets.
So also they have like gums,they sell outside, yeah, and
some snacks and everything, butit's not for the bars.
Like general toilets.
So also they have like gums,they sell outside, yeah, and
some snacks and everything, butit's not for the toilet.
It's when you come out you needto buy it.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Like it's not yeah, inside the toilet, not inside no
no, but it's still funny,madame Pippi.
Madame Pippi.
And yes, and I mean, you'refeeling like you drink too much.
You need something to like,some sweet, some cocaine, no, no
.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
What are?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
you talking about?
I mean like some chewy, chewy,chewy gummy, okay.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Bubble gum, yeah, bubble gum Chewy gum, yeah,
chewy gum.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, just buy that, and if you're feeling like your
makeup is, gone.
So just so you, just, she haveeverything that you need yeah,
like powder lipstick, yeah,eyebrow pencil like that they
have, and you have to pay theyhave high heels over.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
No, no, no, if Scott sometimes needs, where is the
Madame Pippi?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
You can absolutely move by yourself.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
No one his size.
You always have to wear.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
How old is that girl?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Forget it.
They're not massive, they'relike 43, 44?
.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, I have.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You have.
Yeah, you know, today we werewalking around, like we always
go out in the afternoon, right,and we were stopping at the
South Soi Bokau market.
He'd never been there, so hewalked this way and there was
some place that sells hats so Isaid, oh, that's a good place
for me.
I want to see what they have.
(15:01):
And he's like not concentrating.
And look what he's looking atJust a huge wall of high heels.
And he's like not concentrating.
And I look what he's looking atJust a huge wall of high heels.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
And he's like, okay, bye, no, no, no, the same shop.
Yeah, that's all.
They sold Hats and high heels.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
It's like you know the guys this is one of the
funniest stories we have.
You know the guys that walk onthe street sometimes and they
offer to buy that.
You want to buy viagra, some ofthem, or some of them sell
cigarettes or whatever, orwatches.
(15:34):
The other day we're justsitting there and there was one
guy walking.
He was selling cowboy hats andwith a necklace buddha necklace.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It doesn't seem weird for youlike, this is his business, his
business.
He decides His hat and Cowboyhat, cowboy hat.
You know, cowboy hat, yeah,yeah, yeah, and necklace with
Buddha.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
But just those two things.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
He does those two.
No anything else, just cowboyhat and Buddha necklace.
Oh, it's very weird.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Like why he decided to go for those, this
combination, because they're notrelated not sorry again.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
How many people you see that?
Well, they're not that wherethe cowboy, but they're not
related, are they?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
it's not like everyone that wears cowboy hat
always have buddha necklace.
No, it's not working like thatfive minutes later we see a guy
with a cowboy hat and a bordernecklace and we were like oh, it
must have been to the guy yeah,but some of them sell weird
stuff, like today the guy had umstreamers, yeah, bluetooth
(16:37):
speakers, like just generalstuff and everything is fake.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Obviously, yeah, and very cheap yeah, it's cheap,
cheaper than you buy from themsometimes, no, I buy, I buy, I
have my time in the beauty shoplike a fake cosmetic, okay, and
then what is going on is like,um, you know, like put on my
face and like, yeah, has spot onyou always have spot on, come
(17:02):
on I have that time like morethan more than I have a business
idea for you.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
So I was speaking it about it the other day with I
don't remember who, but you knowhow have how you have those
carts that sell clothes in thebars so they stop in front of
the bar and you can buy likeoutfits and clothes and whatever
.
But it's only for lady and ladyboys.
Why no one do that for men?
We are getting drunk, pukingall over ourselves all the time.
(17:29):
Right, oh, I can buy a newshirt here, you know.
But no one is doing this.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I think probably they do that because they see, lady,
they're working and they need anew dress.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
But the lady is working because there are men in
the bar.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
If there are no men in the bar, no lady is working.
I don't know why they just doit for a lady it's not fair.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
It's discrimination.
We can do it, it can be ourbusiness.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
We cannot work in Thailand.
Don't say that, keep quiet he's.
Say that, keep quiet, he's justjoking, keep quiet.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
I would buy shirts.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Because maybe lady dress on, they have like the
same template and then make itcheap.
Cheap stuff to make it cheapdress, of course, but I'm just
saying that they should offerthe same thing for men.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
And, by the way, another funny thing that
happened the other day.
We went to Central Festival andI'm a big guy, I'm a fat guy,
right, and not all the storeshave my size.
And every time I ask them, youhave my size?
They're like feeling sorry forme.
Oh no, we are so sorry.
No, we don't have your size,you're too big.
(18:50):
And they're always insultingyou.
You know what I mean.
Just say no, no, mister, I'msorry, no, you're too big,
you're too fat.
They're always saying thosestuff.
Now, I know they don't want toinsult me, it's just the ties
are like this is their style,like it's observation.
We spoke about it before.
But it's so funny for theoverweight guys, right, it's not
(19:11):
easy to find shirts here youcan't find that in the you go
please say something funny.
In the elephant market, the sameplace I told you today, the
Boca Market, yeah, that is likeAll the time to buy shirts, you
go to buy a shirt there, yeah,yeah, and I think it's have like
a for men.
(19:32):
Yeah, but I want brand shirts.
I want brand shirts.
Brand shirt, yeah.
So I just was able to findBillabong and that's it.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Did you been to the Thai brand name?
It's named Yudhpao Thaibranding name Yudhpao.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yudhpao, what is?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
that yeah, brand name in Thai, but it's a t-shirt
like that.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
They have big size.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I think they have Because, like I saw from the
front of the shop, I think theyhave.
I think they have Because, likeI saw from the front of the
shop, I want to give anobservation.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
You saw what from the front.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I mean, I saw the shirt like shirt in the shop.
How big was it?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
It's like not like that.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
It means like it's asking like, like it's like
where now?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh, thank you, you see.
I seem like like that's what Iwas waiting for to say.
You see, she started doing thatand it's becoming big.
That's perfect.
I want to give an observation.
How not fair it is.
Huh, they do sell fucking 45,46 size high heels here for the
ladyboys, right, which is not anormal size high heel, like
(20:45):
they're specially made.
But big shirt no, big shirt.
Big pants not easy to find.
I remember one time I've beenin Phuket and I thought I lost
my belt and I had only pantsthat need belt.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
It took me, I'm not joking.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
it took me half a day to find belt.
Half a day, half a day.
And where I find it?
In the most American shop,obviously DC, dc shoes.
Yeah, they have all the sizes,like oversized belts, even for
me.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
So yeah, I don't know , maybe brand name data For
brand name you mean likeAnything, Anything, Nike, Adidas
, whatever you know Balenciaga.
They don't have big size likethat.
No, no, and they are alwayslike.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
the moment I walk inside and I just touch the
shirt, they already come to me.
No, no, sorry, I don't have yougo outside, you're too fat.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
No, no, get out what Like a cat, what is?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
that?
No, we are joking.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Listen, I don't take it personally.
Personally it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Like it's funny.
Like the other day this was oneof the most funny things that
happened to me.
I might have to delete it, Idon't know.
But we went with some friendsto some bar.
It was like a gentleman bar.
So we are waiting and somegirls coming around and sitting
with us.
You know it takes time until,okay, this girl come.
(22:19):
And what's the first question?
You ask a man in the bar Firstman you see, first time he buy
you a drink.
What you asking?
What's your name?
Okay, nice.
What is the second question?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
For me it's like how you asking what's your name,
okay, nice.
What is the second question?
For me, it's like how are youbeing?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Okay, the third question.
We will get there, we will getthere.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
The third question.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
What do you want to know about him?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
The third is like where are you from?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Oh, exactly.
So my friend said Germany, myother friend, he was from Canada
.
He said Canada.
My other friend, he was fromCanada.
He said Canada.
And I said Israel.
And she was just looking at meand just left.
I was sitting there alone withmy drink and her drink on the
table, like, okay, she don'tlike me and I don't care about
(23:07):
that, I don't mind about that.
But it's so funny that when ithappens, yeah, maybe that is
about like they are.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Just you know, don't try to give excuses.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
She hates israelis and I know the exact reason why
and just to be fair, it's nothelpful.
But next to a place there is aknown israeli restaurant here,
so probably many, probably manyIsraelis go there and probably
some of them annoying her.
So I don't think it was aracist thing.
I think she just don't likeIsraelis, which is not racist to
(23:42):
not like Israelis.
I don't like most Israelis.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
I'm from.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Israel.
So it's like lady just like tostay with Amis, mean, like this
is how they teach who are new,who new like come work, new
working here.
Like newbie, like just come towork in a bar.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Okay, a lady or a ladyboy just come to the bar
first time to work.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah, they like to teach, like okay, this guy, this
country, they got.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
They good, they have a big money.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
This country, no, this country like rich, like
that.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
You know that's actually interesting.
The other day, michelle sent mean article what you think is
the number one country that'scoming to Thailand right now.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
I ask you a question why you say that?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
For me it is.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Most people that come from this country to here.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Most from this country to here.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
yeah, have many tourists come to Thailand right.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Which country bring to Thailand the most tourists
right now?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
From I see.
What do you think?
Indian?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
your clothes this is number three china number two
number two what is israel?
No, okay, that's a guess, Is itno Malaysia?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Malaysia.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, so number one by a big margin.
Actually it was like 30% morethan everyone Malaysian people
come.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Ah, so they come like for travel.
Yeah, we are talking tourism.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Okay, okay, but before you said something
interesting for travel, or yeah,we are talking tourism.
Okay, okay, but before you saidsomething interesting.
So you said a new girl, come tothe bar and they start teach
her right, yeah, which is thecountry number one.
They teach what is the bestcountry to find customer um.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
They said like England really for me.
I just remember okay, okay, somany, many years ago.
England, not many Really.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
For me.
I just remember, okay, okay.
I just tried like that Many,many years ago, not many, just
two years.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Okay, do they have like a big map?
No, no, no, they don't evenknow where.
It's not like a class, yeah,not good, it's just like general
talking.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Then they see it like Flip-flop not good.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you see like how they dress.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
They see like how they close Wear outfit.
And they see, just see wherethey, where they come from, how
they wear outfit.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
So let's say I come and I meet you and I say I'm
from, I'm from.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
I'm from Tanzania.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
For me.
I'm from, I'm from, I'm from.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Tanzania.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
For me.
I'm no, I don't have any.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I mean like I don't mean no, like that, but I mean
like I don't have the problemwith the country.
I mean like I don't judgepeople from where they're from.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Okay, but if you have three options, let's say you
can choose any man Japan, UK orGermany, All look same, all have
the same money.
Who you choose.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Japan.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Because you like Asian or because you want to go
to Japan.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I want to go to Japan .
You're using him, not using him.
Yeah, it becomes yeah, a littlebit it becomes to being like a
boyfriend, girlfriend, not touse him, but travel together as
a couple.
Who pay, he's pay.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Not using him, but he pays, yeah, not using using him
.
He pays, yeah, not using, buthe pays no.
But I know now and you can seeit in the bars and you saw it
obviously also that many of thegirls when they see Asian people
they go crazy like it's Koreanor Japanese or whatever, like
wow, they try to really bringthem in the bars they think they
(27:51):
have more money.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
I don't think like that, Like wow, they try to
really bring them in the bars.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
They think they have more money.
I don't think like that.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I think it's about like they are more attracted,
yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
And there's a lady in the bar, an Asian guy from
Japan or Korean, or somethinglike that Chinese.
So they don't come in the place.
So they don't come into play.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
So why you don't like Indians?
They are also Asians.
I'm sorry, it was a rudequestion.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to our Indianlisteners.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
I didn't say that I don't like Indians.
That was the great answer thatyou have to say Now you have to
say you love Indians.
I like Indian people.
I have friends from India.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I love black guys.
I have one black guy I reallyhave friends, indian friends.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
And yeah, usually he are half Thai Indian, oh so it's
not full Indian.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, not full Indian .
It doesn't count.
But I also know he's a.
He is half Thai Indian.
Oh, so it's not full Indian.
Yeah, not full Indian.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
It doesn't count.
But I also know he's a.
He Stayed in India, like bornin India or born in here.
But yeah, it's like going toIndian restaurant with an author
and then like that is the firsttime I try Indian food and then
I can say like I don't likeyour country food, I don't like
(29:17):
Indian food, but most of the Ithink not most, but a lot of
like English people, like peoplefrom the UK like the Indian
food because it in England so wehave to cut this episode short
because there is someone waitingus outside.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
So thank you guys for listening.
If you want to say something,thank you so much.
Hope you guys enjoyed thisepisode by the way, if you are
in Pattaya, just send us amessage.
You can meet us free of charge,I promise.
Just go and have fun together.
Likebes, patreon, you know thedeal.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Thank you, guys see you next time.
Bye.
Hello everyone and welcome again to my Thai Wife
Podcast.
I'm Mike, this is Pim.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hi everyone and.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Scott unfortunately for him is here again.
I always tell him, scott, youhave to come, please, please.
So thank you, scott, I reallyappreciate that.
So last episode we talked aboutthe things that are other than
the bars.
Episode we talked about thethings that other than the bars.
But we actually the last let'ssay, two or three weeks we were
(00:31):
partying a bit more than usualand we actually kind of even
lied to our listeners because wespoke badly about some of the
clubs and then we figured outthat all the clubs are doing the
same thing and we just decidedto say it we just bring our own
people there and go to the club.
(00:51):
So we went back to juju a fewtimes, which was okay when you
bring your own company yes youknow, now they let ladyboys
again if you bring customers.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
So this is probably happening everywhere here, not
everywhere, I mean.
It's like somewhere wherepeople have customers, like in a
nightclub.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Not everywhere, not everywhere there are still
places that not let peopleinside.
As you remember we had aproblem with one place that we
already spoke about, and I knowthat last time, when June and
Michelle made the podcast, theyspoke about a boss bar that not
let anyone in the old Marine BarNow it's called Boss, so they
(01:42):
are not letting ladyboys inside,oh yeah, so we went like a few
nights there already, and thegood thing about juju, in my
opinion, is the location yeah,it's, yeah, it's near where we
normally are yeah which is soyou can't call it soy pothole.
(02:02):
Not anymore.
Not anymore Like two weeks ago.
One week ago they just fixedeverything.
The whole order is fixed.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, you could land a jet on that.
Yeah, but it will only last forthree weeks.
The next rain will you know why?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Because they don't dig everything from down.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, just put it on top.
Yeah, just like put on top yeahfrom down, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Just down under, just yeah, and just like on top,
yeah.
So it's not the first time theyare doing that, but right now,
if you are going to soy potter,it's still almost new.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I'm staying.
I'm staying there for over twoyears we know but that is not
happening to yeah you never sawthey fix it before I thought
they fix it, but they just putlike rock on the top like no, no
.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
So this time they actually did like a proper job.
It looked like a proper job, Idon't know.
But yeah, so you cannot call itsoy pothole anymore.
They have to change the name.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah but anyway it's near where we are.
Yeah, it's a technicality, it'snot an engineering podcast,
Okay so yeah, but yeah, juju isgood because Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
We spoke the other day with one lady boy that her
name was Engineering.
Oh yeah yeah, we did yeah, howdo you say Engineering in Thai?
Sorry, engineering in ThaiEngineering Engineering.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Engineer Engineer.
Engineer Engineer.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I don't know.
I need to ask her.
Engineer.
We will ask her next time.
Anyway, her real name, if youtranslate, means engineering.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Go on Engineering yeah it was just very funny, but
yeah so.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Juju is near where we are which is Soi Bacau and Soi
Paho.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Normally.
So it saves us going down toWalking Street.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, and also Walking Street is kind of it's
too heavy in my opinion, I'm nottalking money, that it's too
expensive, which is kind of, butlike Juju is very kind of I
feel more relaxed in there yeah,like well, there was one
incident last time, if youremember yeah so it was
(04:16):
extremely yeah.
So I was dancing a bit, notcrazy, dancing like him, just
regular, and by mistake I justtouched one waitress, one of the
waitresses, and she had atequila shot.
And, would you say, 20% of it.
(04:36):
Yeah, let's say, 20% of it gotspilled.
She came to me, she called thesecurity and said you have to
pay for this 200 baht.
I say but first of all, it wasa mistake, I lied to them and I
say I'm sorry, but what are youtalking about?
It's almost full, like it's notthe whole drink even.
(04:56):
No, you have to pay 200 baht.
Then I went to the counterwhere the manager was and I said
listen, I would pay the 200baht, no problem.
But you see, all the table,like the full table that we are,
we were like six people, wewill just leave and we will not
come again.
Okay, we not care Pay.
(05:16):
I say you sure, I asked themthree times and at the end they
say okay, okay, not pay, but itwas very uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
It's like just a little mistake.
It's just like a hit and like.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It was not a purpose first of all, Second of all,
it's not the whole dream, andlet's say even it's the whole
dream.
We just paid at that table atleast 10,000 10 000 no, at least
7 000 the whole table.
Yeah, so for 200 baht that Iaccidentally spilled, you would
(05:56):
lose 7 000 for next time.
It doesn't make sense, rightthat's right, that's right so
this is what happened and it waskind of annoying, but I will
forgive them really because it'sstill, as we said, it's close
enough, it's fun.
We know, by the way, we knowmany people that go there like
all the time we say, hey, howare you?
(06:16):
It's a good meeting place,right?
Yeah, just the music is shityou agree, no comment why no
comment Does the?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
music is shit.
Do you agree?
No comment, no comment.
Why no comment?
No, sometimes it's good.
I think when we were going inthere before it was better.
But yeah, I don't know, I'mdownhill a little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It's very repetitive.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
And they use the same songs again and again Like the
other night it was how manytimes they played the same song,
like four or three times, yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I don't even remember .
Yeah, I know that I noticedabout it also sometime ago
before.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You like juju before.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
No, you know, it's like one time in a month I go,
only one time in a month.
One time in a month I go.
Only one time in a month.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
One time in a month, oh one time in a month, yeah,
one or two times in a month yougo with your friends or you go
with customers.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Before Sometimes with customers, sometimes with
friends, okay, but I don'tprefer to go to Juju that much.
And then after that it happensabout like, not like people are
getting.
If they are just alone or justor with two friend driven,
doesn't matter.
They said no, I thought that Idid not been there for long,
until now okay and I feel likethey do everything as like the
(07:35):
same sing, the same music, thesame.
You know, it doesn't.
It doesn't, even if not, havelike spatial gaze, come Spatial
what I mean like Spatial gaze.
I mean not spatial gaze, that'swhat she says.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Spatial gaze.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I mean it's been like Okay,singer coming, or oh, okay, it's
like yeah, dj, okay, Sorry, itdoesn't have anything
differently.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, okay, sorry, um , it doesn't have anything
differently.
Yeah, the same djs.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah the three dancers.
They're doing the same fourmoves, yeah, and for me it's
like, okay, I can't, I can't, Ican't, be that.
But just when I'm have someoneasked me to be like to go with,
like, yeah, have friend asked meto enjoy with, something like
that.
But if I'm before, I'm before,I do not go.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, at that time, until now so, but you're not
much of a party girl anyway, notfor now not you used to be
before, yes now, not now.
That now party bait more yeah,he's a party girl, even more
than you.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I know what do you mean.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
You know, I saw that she heard there are the rumors,
yeah no she saw it only once.
Once Twice.
I think, how many times youwent out together with us.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I've only been out with you once.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Two.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I think that time that she had the bottle yeah
that's one time that was thesame night.
That's one night, and there wasanother night, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Really, yeah, yeah, that was it.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Okay, Tim, you need to go more with us.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Okay, that's the conclusion.
So how about what's going onthere for now?
I mean, it's like CO2 is thesame.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Juju yeah, same, but if you come with customer they
let you in.
Oh right, yeah, but it's okay.
And also the thing that I doappreciate about Juju, that I
don't know why it's going onalmost all the clubs.
So when you go to a toilet, Idon't know if it's in the women
women toilet, but in the mentoilet.
When you go to, let's say Igive example sunbar, there are
(09:58):
some guys over there that startgiving you massage.
You try to take it, like liketo pee right, take a piss, and
they are just massaging you andlike doing this to your back and
you are like pissing all over,it happened to you.
And then they turn on the waterfor you right, you wash your
hands, they close the water,they give you the paper and then
(10:19):
tip and they are really likepersistent.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Like give me tip, come on, give me tip.
I say no, why should I keep?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
you just made me peace all over my pen.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, we used to have them.
I don't have to still dobecause I didn't really go on
the UK much, but we used to havethat in the UK, not with the
massage but with the washing thehands, and then it generally be
.
I'll give you some aftershave,or whatever okay, sort of
fragrance, uh, and then you haveto tip them so that that used
(10:54):
to be common over there yeah,yeah, we used to call them lucky
, lucky man, lucky lucky.
Yeah, they do always have likefunny songs and like no one
money, no punani, okay.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
I wonder what they say back home, like when someone
asked them what is youroccupation?
Speaker 3 (11:13):
yeah, massage to the men in the toilet, but the
massage, that's a new one.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I know I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I'm like man, I'm trying to have a piss.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
It's also happening in the lady toilet.
No that not happen?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Really so.
We need to go to the ladytoilet.
We need to see if there's alady boy.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Because you're sitting down.
No, they'd have to be insidethere with you.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Uh-huh, yeah, if you sit more.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, but anyway, you're not like no, no, they're
open.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
But for ladies like they, when you know.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Someone inside the cubicle.
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Sorry, Sitting behind the toilet.
Go on sorry.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Sorry.
Okay.
So the lady who's in uh, it'scalled like madame pp is this,
is.
This is the name in I.
I don't know, is this right tocall them like that, but is this
?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
sorry, I want to call them.
I will call it, mr.
Call you.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, I remember this from the series what Okay TV
show.
Yeah yeah, yeah, sorry If thisis wrong.
I'm very sorry, it's not wrong.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It's so funny that.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I want to use it and this is like hard tissue paper
for you before you get in thetoilet, yeah, yeah, and have
stuff for beauty stuff.
It's like cosmetics or snack,but you have to snack in the
toilet.
Candy is also gummy okay, sosome shiwi gum.
(12:55):
And yeah, exactly, if you wantit, you have to buy it okay,
yeah it's like a one one time II go to buy candy to eat candy
and then like when you are hitthat.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
So I know what you mean.
I know what you mean.
But also I know what you meanbecause many of the toilets that
are paid toilets in Pattaya,not in the bars, like general
toilets.
So also they have like gums,they sell outside, yeah, and
some snacks and everything, butit's not for the bars.
Like general toilets.
So also they have like gums,they sell outside, yeah, and
some snacks and everything, butit's not for the toilet.
It's when you come out you needto buy it.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Like it's not yeah, inside the toilet, not inside no
no, but it's still funny,madame Pippi.
Madame Pippi.
And yes, and I mean, you'refeeling like you drink too much.
You need something to like,some sweet, some cocaine, no, no
.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
What are?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
you talking about?
I mean like some chewy, chewy,chewy gummy, okay.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Bubble gum, yeah, bubble gum Chewy gum, yeah,
chewy gum.
Okay.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, just buy that, and if you're feeling like your
makeup is, gone.
So just so you, just, she haveeverything that you need yeah,
like powder lipstick, yeah,eyebrow pencil like that they
have, and you have to pay theyhave high heels over.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
No, no, no, if Scott sometimes needs, where is the
Madame Pippi?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
You can absolutely move by yourself.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
No one his size.
You always have to wear.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
How old is that girl?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Forget it.
They're not massive, they'relike 43, 44?
.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah, I have.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You have.
Yeah, you know, today we werewalking around, like we always
go out in the afternoon, right,and we were stopping at the
South Soi Bokau market.
He'd never been there, so hewalked this way and there was
some place that sells hats so Isaid, oh, that's a good place
for me.
I want to see what they have.
(15:01):
And he's like not concentrating.
And look what he's looking atJust a huge wall of high heels.
And he's like not concentrating.
And I look what he's looking atJust a huge wall of high heels.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
And he's like, okay, bye, no, no, no, the same shop.
Yeah, that's all.
They sold Hats and high heels.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
It's like you know the guys this is one of the
funniest stories we have.
You know the guys that walk onthe street sometimes and they
offer to buy that.
You want to buy viagra, some ofthem, or some of them sell
cigarettes or whatever, orwatches.
(15:34):
The other day we're justsitting there and there was one
guy walking.
He was selling cowboy hats andwith a necklace buddha necklace.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It doesn't seem weird for youlike, this is his business, his
business.
He decides His hat and Cowboyhat, cowboy hat.
You know, cowboy hat, yeah,yeah, yeah, and necklace with
Buddha.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
But just those two things.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
He does those two.
No anything else, just cowboyhat and Buddha necklace.
Oh, it's very weird.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Like why he decided to go for those, this
combination, because they're notrelated not sorry again.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
How many people you see that?
Well, they're not that wherethe cowboy, but they're not
related, are they?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
it's not like everyone that wears cowboy hat
always have buddha necklace.
No, it's not working like thatfive minutes later we see a guy
with a cowboy hat and a bordernecklace and we were like oh, it
must have been to the guy yeah,but some of them sell weird
stuff, like today the guy had umstreamers, yeah, bluetooth
(16:37):
speakers, like just generalstuff and everything is fake.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Obviously, yeah, and very cheap yeah, it's cheap,
cheaper than you buy from themsometimes, no, I buy, I buy, I
have my time in the beauty shoplike a fake cosmetic, okay, and
then what is going on is like,um, you know, like put on my
face and like, yeah, has spot onyou always have spot on, come
(17:02):
on I have that time like morethan more than I have a business
idea for you.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
So I was speaking it about it the other day with I
don't remember who, but you knowhow have how you have those
carts that sell clothes in thebars so they stop in front of
the bar and you can buy likeoutfits and clothes and whatever
.
But it's only for lady and ladyboys.
Why no one do that for men?
We are getting drunk, pukingall over ourselves all the time.
(17:29):
Right, oh, I can buy a newshirt here, you know.
But no one is doing this.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I think probably they do that because they see, lady,
they're working and they need anew dress.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
But the lady is working because there are men in
the bar.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
If there are no men in the bar, no lady is working.
I don't know why they just doit for a lady it's not fair.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
It's discrimination.
We can do it, it can be ourbusiness.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
We cannot work in Thailand.
Don't say that, keep quiet he's.
Say that, keep quiet, he's justjoking, keep quiet.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
I would buy shirts.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Because maybe lady dress on, they have like the
same template and then make itcheap.
Cheap stuff to make it cheapdress, of course, but I'm just
saying that they should offerthe same thing for men.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
And, by the way, another funny thing that
happened the other day.
We went to Central Festival andI'm a big guy, I'm a fat guy,
right, and not all the storeshave my size.
And every time I ask them, youhave my size?
They're like feeling sorry forme.
Oh no, we are so sorry.
No, we don't have your size,you're too big.
(18:50):
And they're always insultingyou.
You know what I mean.
Just say no, no, mister, I'msorry, no, you're too big,
you're too fat.
They're always saying thosestuff.
Now, I know they don't want toinsult me, it's just the ties
are like this is their style,like it's observation.
We spoke about it before.
But it's so funny for theoverweight guys, right, it's not
(19:11):
easy to find shirts here youcan't find that in the you go
please say something funny.
In the elephant market, the sameplace I told you today, the
Boca Market, yeah, that is likeAll the time to buy shirts, you
go to buy a shirt there, yeah,yeah, and I think it's have like
a for men.
(19:32):
Yeah, but I want brand shirts.
I want brand shirts.
Brand shirt, yeah.
So I just was able to findBillabong and that's it.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Did you been to the Thai brand name?
It's named Yudhpao Thaibranding name Yudhpao.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yudhpao, what is?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
that yeah, brand name in Thai, but it's a t-shirt
like that.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
They have big size.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I think they have Because, like I saw from the
front of the shop, I think theyhave.
I think they have Because, likeI saw from the front of the
shop, I want to give anobservation.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
You saw what from the front.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I mean, I saw the shirt like shirt in the shop.
How big was it?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
It's like not like that.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
It means like it's asking like, like it's like
where now?
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh, thank you, you see.
I seem like like that's what Iwas waiting for to say.
You see, she started doing thatand it's becoming big.
That's perfect.
I want to give an observation.
How not fair it is.
Huh, they do sell fucking 45,46 size high heels here for the
ladyboys, right, which is not anormal size high heel, like
(20:45):
they're specially made.
But big shirt no, big shirt.
Big pants not easy to find.
I remember one time I've beenin Phuket and I thought I lost
my belt and I had only pantsthat need belt.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
It took me, I'm not joking.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
it took me half a day to find belt.
Half a day, half a day.
And where I find it?
In the most American shop,obviously DC, dc shoes.
Yeah, they have all the sizes,like oversized belts, even for
me.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
So yeah, I don't know , maybe brand name data For
brand name you mean likeAnything, Anything, Nike, Adidas
, whatever you know Balenciaga.
They don't have big size likethat.
No, no, and they are alwayslike.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
the moment I walk inside and I just touch the
shirt, they already come to me.
No, no, sorry, I don't have yougo outside, you're too fat.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
No, no, get out what Like a cat, what is?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
that?
No, we are joking.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Listen, I don't take it personally.
Personally it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Like it's funny.
Like the other day this was oneof the most funny things that
happened to me.
I might have to delete it, Idon't know.
But we went with some friendsto some bar.
It was like a gentleman bar.
So we are waiting and somegirls coming around and sitting
with us.
You know it takes time until,okay, this girl come.
(22:19):
And what's the first question?
You ask a man in the bar Firstman you see, first time he buy
you a drink.
What you asking?
What's your name?
Okay, nice.
What is the second question?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
For me it's like how you asking what's your name,
okay, nice.
What is the second question?
For me, it's like how are youbeing?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Okay, the third question.
We will get there, we will getthere.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
The third question.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
What do you want to know about him?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
The third is like where are you from?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Oh, exactly.
So my friend said Germany, myother friend, he was from Canada
.
He said Canada.
My other friend, he was fromCanada.
He said Canada.
And I said Israel.
And she was just looking at meand just left.
I was sitting there alone withmy drink and her drink on the
table, like, okay, she don'tlike me and I don't care about
(23:07):
that, I don't mind about that.
But it's so funny that when ithappens, yeah, maybe that is
about like they are.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Just you know, don't try to give excuses.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
She hates israelis and I know the exact reason why
and just to be fair, it's nothelpful.
But next to a place there is aknown israeli restaurant here,
so probably many, probably manyIsraelis go there and probably
some of them annoying her.
So I don't think it was aracist thing.
I think she just don't likeIsraelis, which is not racist to
(23:42):
not like Israelis.
I don't like most Israelis.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
I'm from.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Israel.
So it's like lady just like tostay with Amis, mean, like this
is how they teach who are new,who new like come work, new
working here.
Like newbie, like just come towork in a bar.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Okay, a lady or a ladyboy just come to the bar
first time to work.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Yeah, they like to teach, like okay, this guy, this
country, they got.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
They good, they have a big money.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
This country, no, this country like rich, like
that.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
You know that's actually interesting.
The other day, michelle sent mean article what you think is
the number one country that'scoming to Thailand right now.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
I ask you a question why you say that?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
For me it is.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Most people that come from this country to here.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Most from this country to here.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
yeah, have many tourists come to Thailand right.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Which country bring to Thailand the most tourists
right now?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
From I see.
What do you think?
Indian?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
your clothes this is number three china number two
number two what is israel?
No, okay, that's a guess, Is itno Malaysia?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Malaysia.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, so number one by a big margin.
Actually it was like 30% morethan everyone Malaysian people
come.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Ah, so they come like for travel.
Yeah, we are talking tourism.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Okay, okay, but before you said something
interesting for travel, or yeah,we are talking tourism.
Okay, okay, but before you saidsomething interesting.
So you said a new girl, come tothe bar and they start teach
her right, yeah, which is thecountry number one.
They teach what is the bestcountry to find customer um.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
They said like England really for me.
I just remember okay, okay, somany, many years ago.
England, not many Really.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
For me.
I just remember, okay, okay.
I just tried like that Many,many years ago, not many, just
two years.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Okay, do they have like a big map?
No, no, no, they don't evenknow where.
It's not like a class, yeah,not good, it's just like general
talking.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Then they see it like Flip-flop not good.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you see like how they dress.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
They see like how they close Wear outfit.
And they see, just see wherethey, where they come from, how
they wear outfit.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
So let's say I come and I meet you and I say I'm
from, I'm from.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
I'm from Tanzania.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
For me.
I'm from, I'm from, I'm from.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Tanzania.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
For me.
I'm no, I don't have any.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I mean like I don't mean no, like that, but I mean
like I don't have the problemwith the country.
I mean like I don't judgepeople from where they're from.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Okay, but if you have three options, let's say you
can choose any man Japan, UK orGermany, All look same, all have
the same money.
Who you choose.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Japan.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Because you like Asian or because you want to go
to Japan.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I want to go to Japan .
You're using him, not using him.
Yeah, it becomes yeah, a littlebit it becomes to being like a
boyfriend, girlfriend, not touse him, but travel together as
a couple.
Who pay, he's pay.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Not using him, but he pays, yeah, not using using him
.
He pays, yeah, not using, buthe pays no.
But I know now and you can seeit in the bars and you saw it
obviously also that many of thegirls when they see Asian people
they go crazy like it's Koreanor Japanese or whatever, like
wow, they try to really bringthem in the bars they think they
(27:51):
have more money.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
I don't think like that, Like wow, they try to
really bring them in the bars.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
They think they have more money.
I don't think like that.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
I think it's about like they are more attracted,
yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
And there's a lady in the bar, an Asian guy from
Japan or Korean, or somethinglike that Chinese.
So they don't come in the place.
So they don't come into play.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
So why you don't like Indians?
They are also Asians.
I'm sorry, it was a rudequestion.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to our Indianlisteners.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
I didn't say that I don't like Indians.
That was the great answer thatyou have to say Now you have to
say you love Indians.
I like Indian people.
I have friends from India.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I love black guys.
I have one black guy I reallyhave friends, indian friends.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
And yeah, usually he are half Thai Indian, oh so it's
not full Indian.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, not full Indian .
It doesn't count.
But I also know he's a.
He is half Thai Indian.
Oh, so it's not full Indian.
Yeah, not full Indian.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
It doesn't count.
But I also know he's a.
He Stayed in India, like bornin India or born in here.
But yeah, it's like going toIndian restaurant with an author
and then like that is the firsttime I try Indian food and then
I can say like I don't likeyour country food, I don't like
(29:17):
Indian food, but most of the Ithink not most, but a lot of
like English people, like peoplefrom the UK like the Indian
food because it in England so wehave to cut this episode short
because there is someone waitingus outside.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
So thank you guys for listening.
If you want to say something,thank you so much.
Hope you guys enjoyed thisepisode by the way, if you are
in Pattaya, just send us amessage.
You can meet us free of charge,I promise.
Just go and have fun together.
Likebes, patreon, you know thedeal.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Thank you, guys see you next time.
Bye.
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