The Three Musketeers share their unfiltered experiences with ladyboys, friendships, and Pattaya nightlife

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, so we are live.
So three, two, hello everyoneand welcome back to my Thai Wife
podcast.
I'm Mike.
This is Scott, he's back fromEngland and we are having Michel
here, which is actually havingus here.
Yeah, you guys are back.

(00:21):
Yeah, we are back.
You were kind enough to let ususe your usual studio.
Yeah, the guys are back.
Yeah, we are back.
You were kind enough to let ususe your usual studio.
Yeah, the place to be.
Yeah, actually, this issomething that we waited a long
time to do, like the drunkepisode.
Yeah, so you don't see it, guys, but behind the scene we have a
big bottle of vodka and somelike mixers or whatever, we're

(00:42):
not exposed to brand, but it's agood vodka.
It's an okay vodka.
It's okay, it's not the bestone.
We will not have a stronghangover, hopefully as long as
not the other brand, which wewill not name.
You know, the other day I was inPitchy Lily and I was speaking

(01:04):
with I will not say her name,but I was speaking with the mama
son over there, okay, and Itold her like the vodka that
they serve, I suspect, iscausing like big hangovers
because like every time we wentthere we had like two.
You think they chose thecheapest version.
I'm not saying it's thecheapest, because it costs

(01:26):
exactly as much as this one,okay, but it's like affecting me
, at least it's giving meheadache.
So while I was speaking withthat, about that with her, she
asked that question to a ladyboy that we all know which owns

(01:47):
two lady boy bars, and shedoesn't really like me because I
had a fight with her ex.
Not a fight, but like it's aweird situation.
So you know, both of you knowwho I'm talking about and she
tried to make us have aconversation.
It was like very weird yeah,and I said oh, no, no, no, it's
okay.
It's okay, give me that vodka.

(02:08):
I don't want to argue aboutthat, but it was funny.
You're back from England.
Yes, you've been there for along time.
We missed you we even had, wesurvived, man, you know the
listeners don't know that weeven have a group, the three of
us like a chatting group, andit's called the Three Musketeers

(02:31):
.
Yeah, and while you were out ofhere, we had to change the name
to the Blues Brothers.
Yeah, it was the two lonelyBlues Brothers.
Yeah, but it's still the BluesBrothers.
You have to change it back.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
You change the picture.
I changed the picture, yeah,but I realized it last time and
then I wanted to change it, butthen I had something to do and I
said, okay, change it later.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, we are not, of course, but we are not Blues
Brothers anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
No, we are back to the Muscatiers.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
You say it's not just a group chat though.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
It's how we I don't know call ourselves all the time
.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's not just the group, we also have our special
chant that we are like once in awhile when we're having our
shots.
Okay, I have to explain that tothe listeners, because if I say
the name that we call the shots, it should be very weird.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
But it's not already Rival, so we're not the only
ones who call it that way.
No, no.
So it's almost like in everybar, they're completely adopted.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Wait, wait.
First, the drink is calledtequila rose which is a weird,
very weak pink tequila.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, it's almost like milk, right?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
That's why it becomes yeah, it's almost like milk,
right?
That's why it becomes yeah,it's very milky.
They probably have some kind ofmilk inside that.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, and it's really thick.
It looks like milk, right.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
It's like a strawberry milkshake, isn't it?
So it's not transparent.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, it's not transparent.
Yeah, and we call it.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Boy sperm.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Right, just as a joke .
But every time we have it wehave some chance.
We will not repeat it, becauseI don't want YouTube to block us
, but most of the time and alsoit's ours, yeah, so fuck off.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
No one else is stealing it.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
You know what?
I don't know how many peoplewill actually adopt and use it
for their own, because it's kindof weird.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Normally we get weird looks.
It's like the lady boy when wewent last time to the bar and
she said yeah, I like it too, soshe wanted to be a part of it.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
She wasn't talking about the drink.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
She had the drink, but she wanted to be part of it,
right?
Yeah, it was funny.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
But you can explain the concept of how we've copied
it.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Okay, you can explain it Okay.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
so when a customer rings a bell in the bars and
then all the girls come aroundand they say what the fuck did?
They say they say a randomchant that nobody starts with
with.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, and then the bar name, and then thank you,
and then we love you, and thenscream, just random scream, yeah
.
And then they do that, drake.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, but they have like three chairs, right?

Speaker 1 (05:17):
It depends on the bar .

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh, okay, I thought it's like everywhere three no.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
But of course it's not loud.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Whoa, whoa.
That's too many lines, onlythree.
So I have even problem thefirst time to remember the three
lines you know.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
So we need to be special, we need to do four
lines.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Oh my god, I need a month to get used to it.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
But it's not only ladyboy bars, I'm just saying,
it's all the bars when they havelike.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Someone ring the bell or a birthday or something like
that.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
They want to thank him by making him shy.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
I guess yeah, shy, yeah.
So we created our own chant.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
We created our own chant, which usually just draw a
lot of attention to us, whichis funny.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, it's fun Because we not do it on the
normal state of mind, right?
So if we do it, so we havealready, like I don't know, like
eight vodkas or whatever.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
you know it's not our first drink.
We would never say it like inthe first drink, so everybody
needs to have their own level.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
And then when I would say, like in the first ring, so
everybody needs to have theirown level.
And then when someone feelingit so and then like randomly,
one of us show up with the treeor some of the ladyboys joining
four or five shots and thenlet's go baby stop here, stop
here.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
But I would say to the listeners that if sometimes
you find yourself here in pataya, you can join us you can then
know what the chant is.
I hope you it will not make youtoo shy no, it's the right
environment to say it's like youknow.
It reminds me something thathappened for me and scott.
I will explain so you rememberthe time that you had no

(07:04):
apartment, right?

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, homeless, yeah Homeless.
He was homeless for a while.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
And I told him you can come stay in my room, but it
would be weird if just two ofus in the same bed, so we had to
have someone in between.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yes, Like a barricade .

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah.
But, for people that are notinto ladyboys it sounds weird
because we just added theladyboy.
So instead of by just being twomen in a bed, I'm like there's
too many cocks here so she wasin the middle.
Well, she was more in your side, I must say.

(07:45):
Come on, I woke at least onceseeing you guys doing stuff no
oh, you wasn't aware about that.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
You get caught now the truth comes out come on now
she was just oh shit, I'm notalone.
Oh yeah, oh, oh damn Put him tosleep.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Just looking at Mike, what else is happening.
You know what?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
I was so cool about it.
I just woke up, saw him, sawher giving him blowjob, and I
was just okay, I just turned thehead to the other side.
Let them do whatever they do.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Just me with a smile on my face.
Scott sleeps funny.
Our eyes didn't lock in, soit's okay, it wasn't that weird.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Hey, come on, you don't know, maybe it will go out
, okay, okay.
So I want to speak a bit aboutwhat you said when you were gone
.
So obviously we missed you andit wasn't the same, but I think
it was much harder for you.
Not because of us, because howshitty it was for you to be back

(08:54):
home, except of one thing,which is your son.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yes, yeah.
So it was good being home,seeing my son, seeing my family,
like that part of it was great.
But fuck me, I hate England.
It's fucking shit and like Ijust missed here all the time
and I was just constantly likejust get me back to Thailand.
So I went on one night out.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
First of all, you went there for three weeks.
Yeah, three weeks yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, so there for three weeks.
Yeah, three weeks, yeah, yeah,so there for three weeks.
Feels like nine.
Oh, it felt like fucking mumps.
But yeah, I went to the pub acouple of times the first week I
was there astonishing drinkprices.
I even joked with the barmanager saying, fuck me, I could
have bought like 10 doublevodkas in Thailand for the price

(09:48):
of two or three beers.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah, I guess it's also expensive in Germany, right
in the bars.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
I've never been to England, but I guess it's
similar.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, I think yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
We've got everything else in the bar right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
So anyway, that was expensive, and then I went on
one night out within 15 minutesI'd seen a fight.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
I'd seen someone get hit by a car.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
No seats, no ss.
No, no one had their tits out.
No one touched my cock I wasyou know, really disappointed,
uh.
And again, like I think mostpeople listening to this will
probably, if they've come here,they'll understand the
attraction to come in here.
Fucking women in englandthey're just.

(10:38):
They think there's somethingspecial that I think it's not
only England, it's the Westernmentality yeah, but they like
Christ.
I saw some sites like notattractive girls whatsoever and
you try and just have an honestconversation with them and they
won't even give you the time ofday at all.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
It's like, oh fuck, get away from me you told me one
of them called you big fuckinghomo.
What she called you, I don'tknow.
Oh, you said a full-blown homo,um full-blown gay, or something
like that oh, because I spoketo one about being in thailand
yeah fucking ladyboys and stufflike that.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
So oh, and, and so you hear that.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
So give you already like the homo yeah, yeah yeah,
she's gonna give the homo, and Idon't, I don't, I don't, I
don't see it but the thing isI'm thinking listen, she's like
the girls that I've had here,lady boys I've had here fucking
10 times better looking than you.
So if that makes me gay, what,what, what does it make it?

Speaker 1 (11:46):
if a fucking cock makes you gay, yeah okay, what
does?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
what does what does it make, like, if I fuck you?
So yeah, a farmer, that's agood one.
Sorry she had the plow attachedto the back of her.
It's like you know here likethe whole, like, oh, buffalo

(12:11):
sick, all that sort of stuff,like they are the fucking
buffaloes back there.
So it's not like, oh, someoneneed to come fuck the buffalo.
So you don't need the weatheralso, Like you got so used to
the weather here in thailandyeah, so when I landed, it was
20 degrees and I was fuckingfreezing, so it is actually fine

(12:34):
right in europe.
Yeah, like so, like everyoneelse is walking around shorts
and t-shirt, the first threedays, I'm like like jeans,
hoodies, like everything reallycold.
And then the weather picked upand it got up to about 30 31
degrees, which is prettystandard here.

(12:55):
So and then everyone wasmoaning oh, it's too, fucking
hot.
Oh, my god, it's so hot and I'msitting there like this is fine
, this is lovely.
I've got no sun cream on, Idon't care, like it's okay, but
yeah, it's just.
But talking to people in the UK,like everyone is sick of it,

(13:15):
like everyone is absolutely sickof it, like the government
changing and taxes and stufflike that and I won't go into
that because we're going to talk, we're going to talk about that
in something else.
But, um, everyone like everyonethat I spoke to that didn't
know that I'd moved out here wasthen just like oh, you know

(13:37):
what fair play like good on you,like I hope it I hope it goes
well.
you know, not one said, oh,you're a madman, why would you
do that?
Everyone was just envious,jealous of what I've done.
So, yeah, a lot of people justsaid, oh look, if I could do the
same, then I would.
So yeah, people are just sickof it back home.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Go on talking.
I think the sad story about itand I think it's similar what
the case is to the people when Italked to them back in Germany
is like because the random costsare so high, not about the
taxes, but also just keeping thehouse warm in the winter and

(14:22):
whatsoever.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Just jungle living costs yes.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
You need to have the car, the gasoline, all this
stuff if you put it all togetherso that they don't have the
chance anymore to save anything.
So that's why, if we lookDepends, how much they make,
yeah, but I see, like most ofthe people, of course you will
always have some people.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
You mean?

Speaker 2 (14:42):
the average, yeah the average.
You will always have some peopleyou mean the average, yeah, the
average, you know what I mean.
You will always have somepeople that are making good
money and that will be able tosave and living also really fine
back in Europe.
But you see it here.
So why do you think the tourismgoes so backwards?
You know what I mean and why.
We have now a different pictureon the street.
What we had five, six years agoand it's going on because the

(15:06):
people have no chance actuallyto save the money to come here
again, and maybe before theycould come maybe twice a year.
So now, if they are lucky, theycan do it maybe once, or maybe
they need to have like two yearsor three years just to have a
two, three weeks holiday.
You know what I mean.
So this is the sad truth.
It's depressing.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
It's really depressing.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Because you're just working actually the entire time
just to pay all your bills andeverything and you're not even
able to have the holiday thatyou really desire.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
So I think, the one thing that I've noticed the
flight prices are astronomicalnow, so for me return you you
bought tickets that were likeyou bought them very close to
the date that you had toactually, yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
But still, even when I've looked at in the future,
they they're much, much higherthan what they were before.
So when I used to come before,it was like, say, 600 pounds.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
So how much was it?
Yet what's that in bar?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Okay, 600 pounds, it's about 20,000.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Sorry for the background noises.
By the way, I just make a newdrink.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeah, so like 20,000, 25,000 baht, something like
that.
I paid about 1,000 pounds thistime, but even when I've looked
at flights further on, you know,like not so short notice, it's
still about the same price.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
So that's a big thing .
And when I've spoke to peoplein the UK about coming to
Thailand on holiday, sometimesit's oh, my wife, my girlfriend
would never let me do that.
But, like when I was younger, Iused to do Ibiza, Magaluf, all
those kind of Europeandestinations holidays, because

(17:09):
the flights were cheap, thehotels were sort of cheap, but
everything there was expensive.
So like the food, so drink food,drinks going out all of that
was expensive.
So I wish that when I wasyounger I'd have come out here.
But I think for a lot of peoplethe flight time and the flight

(17:30):
cost is a big off put he's justdancing over there while he's
making drinks.
I'm going to make the drinks ina minute.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
I'm going to die on this one you know, when it
reminds me of something.
So After Okay, when I was 22,.
I will not elaborate more thanthat Me and my friend we went to
Canada for about a year,something like that, and we

(18:02):
spent so much money over there.
In the first three months wespent, I think, each one of us
$7,000.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Where was it?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Canada, canada.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Okay, and after we came back to Israel and
everything, we thought toourselves what kind of stupid
people are we?
And this is what we said backback then we could take this
money, go to thailand instead,spend a year here, enjoy
ourselves like and I'm talkinglike 2010, okay, 2020 11 cheaper

(18:43):
.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
It was a way different exchange rate as well.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, yeah, right, and we spent so much money on
nothing like on food andaccommodation.
That's it, yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
It's not that much fun for sure it was nice.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Don't get me wrong, canada is an amazing country,
but compared to here, you knowwhat I mean.
We never been here country.
But compared to here, you knowwhat I mean.
We never been here.
But when we came back, all ourfriends just came back from
india and thailand because thisis what normally normal guys do
in that age and they said like,oh, you're so fucking stupid.
Like they told us, in india,they, they spend like in a month

(19:21):
, five hundred dollars and they,they live like kings.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah, you know, yeah, so that's how, like I was
introduced to it by, like, olderfriends that had been doing it.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Like Michelle older or that old, no, no.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Only like two years older than him, but yeah, like
older friends that had beendoing it for like 15 to 20 years
, so, but they probably startedcoming out at the age that I am
now.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, so, like our friend John, for example.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah, so yeah, that's how I was introduced to it.
And again it was like look,flight's expensive but
everything's dirt cheap when youget there.
So, like I was saying with theflights, okay, if it was £600
for a flight out here, now it's£1,000.

(20:17):
That £400 difference, you knowthat would be your accommodation
here.
Yeah, you know, if you thinkhow much you pay per night here
it's you know.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
When you get, even for a decent hotel, yeah, but
I'm just saying for ourlisteners also, like some people
come here, if it's for a shortterm, like one week or two weeks
, I get it stay in a hotel.
But if you stay more than that,just rent like a condo, airbnb
or something like that.
Yeah, because it's so muchcheaper, so much like oh yeah,

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we pay.
So we stay at the same condo,like same apartment building.
Right now we pay like 7 000baht a month, before electricity
and water.
Yeah, so it's nothing and thelocation is really good that you
have.
I like it.
Yeah, I don't think you wouldlike it, for example.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
No, but I liked it when I.
That's why we're talking aboutpeople who want to come here and
want to spend like a month ortwo months.
So when I started living inPattaya, I was living in Soi
Bonkut 8 so this is exactly thesame area and I stayed there one
year.
Why I stayed there?
Because I have no clue aboutthe city.
So I know, of course, thewalking street, I know Soi Bokau

(21:28):
and I know everything around it, but I came back from Samui and
I know the entire island, soit's not like rocket science,
you know, After three months.
You know almost every rock there.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
So that's why I want to have, but it's still a good
location which is not too farfrom the city center.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
I not drive before, even I had the motorbike, so I
walked down to the Soi Bokaufrom there.
So then you get your properknowledge.
Then you find out with the10-Bud pickup taxis what you can
take from the Soi Bokau, theBud Bus, what you can take down
to the walking street.
So then you figure it out.
Okay, end of Soi Bokau is likethis.

(22:04):
Then you turn past McDonald'sto come down there, the Tampa,
so you get a small map already,yeah.
So then I just extended andafter a year I saw like, okay,
so I'm going out so much, but Iwould like to live maybe a
little bit more outside, alittle bit more closer to the
beach, because that was like thedream to living as close as
possible on the beach when I wasback then in Samui.

(22:26):
But it was not affordable,right?
So and then I was looking whatkind of area is nice?
And then I move here toPratamnak because you know guys,
it's not far.
It's 10 minutes from wherewe're actually talking about,
from your location, and it's 10minutes from everything.
It's 10 minutes from thewalking street, it's 10 minutes
from everything.
It's 10 minutes from thewalking street, is 10 minutes
from sobocao to all the hotspots, but he is quiet and you

(22:48):
have seen you.
If you live in a condo a littlebit above, higher, higher level
, it's a good location.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
It's very quiet here.
Like I was amazed last time wewere here, when we were like
waiting for the taxi to comepick us up no noise.
He was scared yeah, you thinkI'm joking, but this is what I
told him, like if I would haveto live here, no noise.
He was scared.
Yeah, no, no, you think I'mjoking, but this is what I told
him Like if I would have to livehere, it will be like too quiet
for me, no, I like it, I likethe contrast.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
So you go there, you have all this screaming, you
have all this happiness, thecraziness, what you're seeking
for, but then I really like tohave it as quiet as possible.
Yeah, if I, if I, if I reallywant to, so, if I have, if I
always can choose what I want,and it's easy, of course, if I
get bored, yes, they're like,okay, let's, let's go out so we

(23:38):
can go crazy.
But then we have it.
But then I have it exactly howlong I?

Speaker 1 (23:41):
want it.
Yeah, and I think, if I'm notmistaken, the the prices.
For example, let's say, I wantto take, from where I live, a
motorbike to the city center andyou want to take a motorbike to
the city center.
I think it's even the sameprice.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yeah, I think there is no difference, it's marginal.
It's like probably 10 bardifference or something like
that.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
I remember when I took BOLT before.
It's about from here to sorry.
Lk is 40 baht.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
So it must be almost.
Yeah, we pay like 25 or 30,depends on the hour.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, and if you make like the exchange, it's like a
little bit more than the euro.
So it's a little bit more thana euro.
You know what I mean?
It's nothing, yeah, it'snothing.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
I don't know.
If you remember, have you everbeen here before Bolt?
Yeah, you've been here beforethey had Bolt?
Yeah, it was so different.
So back then they used to scameveryone.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
It was just the motorbike taxis.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
yeah, the guys with the orange vest, and it was so.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
You have the taxis and you have the motorbike taxis
.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Yeah, but I mean the motorbike taxis.
They used to charge likewhatever they want.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
So you always have to say in advance how much and you
have to check on Google Mapsactually how far it is, even if
you have no clue, but if youhave like an idea how much it is
yeah, but I think the cheapestI ever paid back then was 60
baht the cheapest.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
So usually it was like 100 or whatever.
And right like I told the storybefore, they scammed one of my
friends, so we took this, westayed also in the same place
and we went from Soibokau tothat place.
I paid like 80 baht.
They charge him 300 becausethey saw him like as a naive guy
, you know, but this is crazy.

(25:38):
Yeah, it's not that again, it'snot that a lot of money, but
like right now, when you havethe Bolt app and not all the
Bolt, you have Grab and whateverthe prices are, so it's even
too cheap sometimes, in myopinion.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
I try to give them tips Generally like, if it's a
25 bar ride, I'll just give them40, because it's easier for me
to get two 20s out than to likelook for the fucking change in
my wallet.
So I'm just like, yeah, it'seasier for me to get two 20s out
than to look for the fuckingchange in my wallet.
So I'm just like, yeah, it'sokay, but I still tell people.
When I was back home.
So I flew out of Bangkokairport.

(26:18):
I paid 1,200 baht for the taxithere, which is how much is that
?
27, 28 pounds, something likethat, for a two-hour journey.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, when I landed, Michel, if you are already there
, can I ask for a bit of arefill?
Yeah, thank you.
You keep slowly.
Yeah, it's about 1,200 normally.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
So when I landed I actually got a bolt from the
airport to my sister's where mycar was, and it cost me about 70
, 80 pounds for a 50-minutejourney.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
So less than half of driving from here to Bangkok and
fucking you know like threetimes the price, yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
It's just ridiculous.
The taxis back home are soexpensive.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah, but in Samui they're still doing the scam.
They're doing the scam there isno bolt in Samui.
No, because the mafia, themafia vault in some way.
No because the the mafia.
The mafia yeah, it's so small,you know what I mean.
And it starts from the airport.
So you have all the minivans oryou have like you have like the
private taxis that stand thereand they overcharge you already.

(27:41):
So they overcharge you likebasically like 500 baht or
something, and you still have tostop in every fucking hotel
because you share the minivans,right, so there are at least
like six, eight other peoplewith you and then of course they
go like the most common round.
But if you are like from thearea where your hotel is, if you

(28:02):
are screwed, so you'd be likeone of the last, and then,
because you fly already, youknow, be like one of the last.
And then the tix, because youfly already.
You just want to be quicklyhome and you pay already.
That much you know.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
And you still be like in another hour on the on the
way, right, because they have tostop everywhere I remember last
time I was in phuket, in phuketthey have bolt yeah, they have
it because it's too big, yeah,and it was like very convenient
yeah, the only thing, what youhave to do in phuket is you have
to walk out of the airport.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah, exactly, but the airport, they have also a
really huge parking lot right.
So you, you have to carry yourluggage whatever, but it's still
one minute, yeah yeah, and thenyou're there, right, yeah, no,
but but I did it, but I hear italready.
So they say to me, me like thedriver.
Actually you know they can chatwith you in the app.
And then they told me like,yeah, can you walk outside the
airport?
And I was like, okay, noproblem.

(28:51):
But then I saw how far and Iwas like, okay, it's not that
far, come on.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yeah, but if you carry leggings, you know what I
mean.
Okay, it also met a friendthere that he was already living
there, so it was.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
He just said oh yeah, let's yeah, that's happening
when I go back now to Samui,because all my friends are there
, so they say to me oh, I pickedyou up, so it's nice, yeah,
brother all his friends arethere he didn't say all his
friends, he said my friends.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
No, he said all my friends are there.
Yeah, all my friends.
You can watch it, Matt, Fuckyou.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
No he has the musketeers and he has the other
groups there.
I don't know what.
Do you call them the jellyfish?

Speaker 2 (29:39):
The jellyfish gang, because he was always so sweaty
when we go out, everybody wasdancing and then at the end so
you couldn't, like you know,squeeze your shirt, because it
was so hot all the time and ifyou drink too much, it was like
I've never been there.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
You know that.
I want to know the thing that Iknow that many people from my
country like about that is allthe the full moon parties and
everything.
Is that a scam?

Speaker 3 (30:08):
but that's Copenhagen , isn't it?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
yeah, but you go with the speed no I think, in some
way also they have that no theydo they do the boat trip across
to?

Speaker 2 (30:17):
yeah, so you can have like the slow ferry.
It takes like 30 minutes orsomething, or you take like a
speedball.
Is it bullshit?
I mean, the parties are good,of course, the parties, the FOMO
party, I think.
Like you have to see it in yourlife once because it's just
like I don't know, it's like theentire thing.
You know you're driving with aspeedboat, miami Vice style in

(30:40):
15 minutes, in the middle of thenight you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yes, man.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Driving in the middle of the night, you know what I
mean, yes, man driving in themiddle of the night, so
everybody is totally hyped up,you know what I mean.
So you don't even can see wherethe driver go and you just
still believe that he knowswhere he have to go.
So and then in 15 minutes youare there.
Everybody totally excited youto the beach, the exact beach,
no, no, no, a little bit.
You'll be on the beach, but onthe side where they have okay
pier.
So then you pay like 100 bahtentrance.

(31:06):
It's not much, I don't rememberit completely, but it's almost
nothing.
So then you enter and then yousee already, like they have the
body painting, that have likethe color that's like glue in
the dark.
Everybody start to paint.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
I remember I saw a picture of my cousin with a huge
bucket yeah, like it was filledwith alcohol.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Yeah, this is what they sell on the beach, also
already on the way then there.
So you see, like everybodygathering, but they have all the
shops they're selling basicallythe same.
So you have the ones who aredoing the painting, then you
have the one they sell you somesilly shirts you know what I
mean but everything like neoncolors, whatsoever, and, but
everything like neon colorswhatsoever.

(31:47):
And then you have the smallbucket, like you get the small
things from what is like a Thairum, yeah, so you get it in a
small bottle and then you get itin a small cleaning bucket,
right, yeah, you get the ice andthen with two red bowls.
So this is the set, what theysell you for I don't know, 300
baht, 400 baht.
But it depends, if you like $10or whatsoever, but it's enough
to get fucked up.

(32:07):
Yeah, you need then more mixer,because it's too strong.
Just imagine so you have thesmall Sangstom bottle and two
cans of Red Bull.
It's a little bit tough.
That's why the people fuck up,because they don't know how to
Before they have.
No, they don't know how to dealwith the Sangstom right, so it
hits you harder than usual ifyou not drink rum before, right,

(32:30):
and then if you have like itwith mixer.
It's so strong, you know it'sreally strong.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
One bucket and you'll have already all your life this
is what my cousin told me Likehe had just one bucket and he
was fucked up.
But I like what you said.
So the other day when we werehere, we watched an old movie
that's called kevin and perry golarge.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Yeah, yeah, exactly yeah, because this this
motherfucker had never seen itin his whole life yeah, yeah, I
have to see it, which is a greatmovie.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
It is a great movie.
It was a great movie.
And you, they're like the endscene there, that all of them
like lying in groups on thebeach and everyone have their
own hole in the sand and theyare fucking there and you said
it's like reminded you of themoon, of the, the full moon
parties.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah, well, you can see what you can really witness
in the morning.
Of course, not like like insanehow they show it in this
particular movie, but of courseyou're seeing.
Come on, you have to see thecombination, right.
So you see the people.
They are the first time there,so they're getting drunk from
booze that they're not reallyknow how to handle and of course
there are a lot of drugsinvolved.

(33:34):
Yeah, so this kind ofcombination, so of course you
see the result in the earlyhours, when the sun, yeah, so
then you see them like eachother laying down there having,
you know, doing petting orwhatsoever, but you see a lot of
stuff.
But the beach is quite huge,right?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yeah, you see it like Carpet is everywhere.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So you see something going onover there.
It's just like crazy.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Did they have Germans there With the Germans, with
the Germans in the denim?
But I wasn't walking there.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
That was a big school .
No one walked, it was a bigschool Back then he wasn't that
big.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
No, they didn't walk past and go Germans.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah, but it was him and a bunch of Jews.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
And one Thai.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Let's not go there.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
No, it's funny because back in Samui he was
friends with the Israelis there.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Yeah, because this was actually the first people
that I met who was really cool,really nice, and they actually
stayed there.
That was on holiday, and allthe other people that I met that
was just on holiday, right, butyou have to explain to the
listeners so we were still in adory that you get in a fight in
England.
You know that you get hurt, butthen you make it happen that

(35:00):
you're not hurt yourself back inEngland.
But you hurt yourself when youwere back here in Thailand.
Yeah, a few days ago back inEngland.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
But you hurt yourself when you were back here, in
Thailand.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Yeah, like a few days ago.
Yeah, just a few days here andalready like no, I did hurt
myself in England because I felloff a fucking horse.
Yeah, but this was not like,but that wasn't really bad.
So yeah, I used to do horseriding, I used to do motorcross.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
You're riding horse.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Sometimes In your case guys, the horse is riding.
You Define horse, look likehorse Look like horse, no, so
yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Oh, you said horse.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
I heard horse Horse.
I'm joking, I'm joking, I'mjoking.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
It's a terrible joke, sorry.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
No, that was good, that was good, that was good for
you, mike?
No, so yeah.
So I fell off a horse inEngland, so that was good.
And then, yeah, I did motocrosshere on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
And I had already a bad feeling.
Yeah, I had a bad feeling.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Yeah, I had a bad feeling in the morning.
I was like I woke up and I waslike, should I really do this?
I think I'm going to hurtmyself.
I've never properly really hurtmyself doing it.
And then I was like you had theold gear right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like theyprovided everything, like it was
really good, but it's verydifferent doing it over here
than the UK.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
By the way, if you want, you can give shout out to
the guy if you know his name.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
It's a guy called Kev , it's Patea MX.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Your Kev.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
But yeah, it's really good and the bikes, like really
good bikes, really top quality,looked after everything.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Which bike did you had, pardon, which bike did you
had?

Speaker 3 (36:53):
So I had a KTM 250 four stroke Okay, which is a
really good bike, and I will tryto make some picture, kev.
But no, like the whole, thewhole year, the whole day, like
the whole day.
You just want your picturetaken, not actually?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
do anything.
He said to me also Mike, I knowyou don't know how to write,
but we can go, we take pictureswe look cool For the next
Instagram story.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
I showed you the picture of me in the gear and
you're like, yeah, that'sfucking dope man.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
That's fucking sick.
He didn't believe it was you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because youhad the helmet on and it looked
so cool.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
I said like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I had to zoom in on
my eyes and you were like, ohyeah, that's super cool.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Then you showed me the eyes and I said, like that's
you cunt.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
So yeah, but then I did a very fast corner and the
bike went, and so did I, and Irolled about fucking 10 times.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
You still have your wounds.
Fuck myself your open wounds.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
So, yeah, so I've got a nice new Thai tattoo.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Yeah Off the dirt how you call that the tattoos.
They say in Samui.
We say in Samui tattoos, right,yeah, Samui tattoos.
When someone falls off the bike, not someone tattoos right,
yeah, some weird tattoos whensomeone falls off the not
someone, basically like everyoneon the fly back.
You see, like everyone comewith crutches or have something
like a bandage, it's like sofunny it's, it's, it's actually
hilarious because of courseeverybody survived, you know but

(38:19):
everybody, but yeah, it's uh,but this was on dirt, but the
the thing is here.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Like the tracks are so different, it's very hard and
just like light sand on the top, because it's so dry.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yeah, because it's so dry.
How much you paid for the wholething, just for our?

Speaker 3 (38:35):
listeners.
So it was 4,000 baht for threehours and you smashed the entire
bike.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
And the gear you smashed the gear you smashed the
bike.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
But he was a nice guy .
Someone else might.
Yeah, no, he was.
No, he was a very good guy.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
That's why I showed up.
Shout out to Kev right, you arethe man.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Yeah, so Free picture .
But no, you want to do, youwant to do a scene with the
stuff on.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
It's so funny.
You have like a crazy bike here.
Oh no, yeah, you have like theDucati and you want to take
pictures, but I don't have thegear.
Oh, it's about the gear.
Yes, it looks so professional.
I have an idea he bought thehorse riding gear.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
You can ride the Ducati with that.
Okay, I can picture you, I don.
Okay, I can picture you, I knowit will look cool.
You will look like Englishgentlemen.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Yeah, with a helmet like a scooter.
So you're riding a horse oryou're riding a motorbike.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
No, we said, though, as the three musketeers one day
I will ride a horse down SoiChaiput.
It's on my bucket list ofthings to do.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
So you're creating the new potholes then?

Speaker 3 (39:49):
No new bolt when the horse bolt, oh man.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
You will get so much attention.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Imagine.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
I know, I think he and his horse get arrested,
that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
I don't think so.
I think you can ride animals.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
I mean mean I also need no signs, no horses, but
yeah, well, that would be myargument.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
I don't see a horse saying no horses.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
See a sign saying no horses, yeah you can park it
outside of the lirius yeah, likea western, just fucking just
tie the horse up.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
We can address one serious thing that's actually
happened to us when, when youwas back from England and we
thought like everything in SoiBokau is as it should be right
now, so, and then all of us hadlike a partner for the night, so
we were settled.
We were too lazy to go to thewalking street.

(40:45):
And we say like, so we weresettled, we were too lazy to go
to the walking street and wesaid, okay, this is always when
we have this kind of mindset orwe don't want to have the hustle
driving to the walking street.
Let's go to Juju.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
And we just heard that the week before they
started letting everyone inagain.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
This was the rumors that I don't believe it's played
away.
I say to you now I don'tbelieve it.
Yeah, you know, because I don'tknow.
I just don't feel that waybecause I'm not hearing from
anyone else.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
They didn't let us inside because our companions
yeah, but this is what's soweird, right?

Speaker 2 (41:21):
They say like straight away, before they even
they were personal.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
You know, michelle, we are like straight away before
they even they even they werepersonal.
You know, michel, we are sosorry.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Yeah, michel yeah what happened, michel, is
important.
What the fuck.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
I know I could have snuck mine in.
Fuck you, michel.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
I'm getting it, they only said your name no, but I
felt like you know it's like asituation now we're laughing
about it, but actually I name no.
But I felt like you know it'slike a situation now we're
laughing about it, but actuallyI always think like how the
ladyboys actually feel, becausewe always look for the right
situation the right spot, youknow.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
You took your motorbike afterwards and you
went to Walking Street to meetus there.
We took the bolt bus.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
The bolt bus yeah the bolt bus to the Walking.
No, the bolt bus.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
The bolt bus to the walking street and one of the
lady boys that were with us.
She started crying.
We said what's what's wrong andshe said like wow, it's really
like hurt me, like what, what wehaven't done anything wrong.
Like why they don't let usinside.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
The argument was actually the same.
Because we say of course wedon't make like a big argument
with them, but of course we wantto know what's going on, why
the change?
Because usually it's like, okay, they're not allowed to come
inside alone, but now they comewith us.
We have only three.
It's three of us, so one plusone.
So what's going on?
And then they say like, yeah,we have so many issues in the

(42:47):
past recently.
They're always causing likeproblems.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
And I know for a fact .
And again, they don't speakabout the people that were with
us, the ladyboys that were withus, speaking in general,
ladyboys are bad.
It's such a bullshit.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
It was complete bullshit, because a week ago,
yeah, I was there with with alady boy and and every lady boy
that I go inside with you knowwhat I mean and she's always the
only lady boy then, becausethere are no other lady boys and
nobody take a lady boy, so whenthis stress would be happening,
you know what I mean.
But I had like a theory, andthe theory has actually to do

(43:23):
with this podcast, because inthe past, yeah, we were talking
about when they make the changesand we were totally disagreeing
with it.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
But after that I made another podcast you remember,
yes, which I actually saidlisten, guys, like we a bit lied
to you because we do go to jujusometimes but it's not like our
favorite place because the waythey act.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yeah.
So the only reason what comesto my mind is maybe they listen
to this podcast and they'resaying like, okay, they're not
really talking good about us,they're not making like give us
like a good shout out whatsoever.
It could be because Mike isquite famous, especially in
Pattaya.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
We are famous.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Come on, so not underplayed it's the group.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
it's the group, Not only me.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
So because it comes out of nowhere, so it's like
really, and we're still in thelow season, so I don't
understand it.
Because you have six people, soyou will have a bill from us, I
don't know, just say between3,000 to 6,000.
Let's say each one pay at least1,000.
Yes, so you know we havesomething, and we're talking
about the low season, and we'retalking about Sobhagau.

(44:31):
Everybody is a little bit cheap, charlie, and so on.
You know what?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
I mean you might be right.
I'm not saying you're wrong,but I still think because I
heard it from two people thatthe week before that they
already start letting everyonein without even like having a
customer.
I think something happened.
Now there is a stigma againstladyboys here about the drug use

(44:54):
.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Some of it is actually right, unfortunately
that many of the ladyboys do dodrugs.
I think it's not only theladyboys in particular.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Yeah, but the ladyboys are more how would they
say, Open about that?
I think the ladies, but not inthe club.
I know some ladyboys, which Iwill not say who and I will not
say in which club that justevery time they are there they

(45:27):
go to the toilet and they dowhat they go to the toilet and
they do drugs in the toilet.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
I'm not your fucking slave no, he helps you.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
You fucking asshole.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
I'm saying from Kevin and Perry.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
I'm not your fucking slave.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
I'm not your slave man no, it's actually your turn,
so I made it Mine cannot go.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Yeah, I can, but it's not nice.
You have a good excuse.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we switch it between the.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
So, as I said before, I know many lady not many, but
some ladyboys that when eventhey went with us to the clubs,
they disappeared for the toiletand then they came back and you
know they were high.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Yeah, but the ladies doing the same in the club.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Maybe I not noticed that.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
No, no, I'm sure you don't notice it because you're
not paying attention to it.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yeah, and also I'm kind of like trying to ignore it
because of my history yeah, ofcourse, I understand it, but
it's basically it's like it's.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
It's it started from, from Samui and in Pattaya city.
It's not any difference.
So the people it's.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
I think in Pattaya it's even more yeah, of course,
because it's like.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
I think in Pattaya it's even more.
Yeah, of course, because it's acity.
It's a bigger city.
Right, this is a small island,it's a bigger city.
But it's just like.
It's like to the lifestyle.
You know, they're working inthe bars like seven days a week.
They need to drink whatsoeverand then they're going out.
They still want to have a goodtime.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Most of them are super young.
That's interesting.
Do you think, like I know, it'slike not an information we can
realistically get, but do youthink, like there are the
numbers of ladyboys and ladiesthat doing drugs is like equal?
You think like I meanpercentage wise.
Let's say, 60 of the ladyboysare doing drugs you think it's
60 of the ladies.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
So many ladyboys here than women, right?

Speaker 1 (47:28):
no, this is what I say percentage.
60 of the ladyboys, let's say,are doing drugs.
Do you think the 60 of theladies are doing drugs also?
So it doesn't matter how manythey are, we are talking
percentage wise.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Yes but I see the difference in who is really
addicted to it.
So in there, I think thenumbers are lower.
When we're talking about thewoman, at least they don't do it
so frequently.
This is just my feeling.
For it, okay, but there is noproof, so maybe it's still

(48:03):
bullshit.
I'm saying so thick, no, no,it's just how I feel it.
But it's just an opinion, butit has no proof.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
It has nothing, I think also because we, most of
the time, we stay in ladyboybars, I think we can see more
the effect on them.
As you say, some of them getextra skinny, like bad skin or
whatever.
We are talking obviously aboutcertain drugs, not all of them.
And when you are saying drugs,we are not talking about weed

(48:32):
and stuff like that.
We are talking about the heavystuff that they take it and it
does like thank you, man, yousee, you see it on their skin,
you see it like we all we hadthis conversation today.
We will not name her, but someof the one ladyboy that we know,
like she got really skinnylately and like even the other

(48:54):
ladyboys like suspect, likeshe's doing a lot of drugs.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Yeah, but I think what we also hear a lot of times
is like it comes, it's kind oflike a circle, and a circle is
like this it's like the job, andthen they have also even they
want to stop.
So it's like the circle,because the money, what they

(49:19):
make, is not, especially now.
Especially now it's not enoughto stay alone.
So they have to say, uh, I haveto have roommates to share the
room some of them even leavefive people in the room.
Yeah, we know that and, andwe're talking not about the big
room, we're talking about thestudio.
Yeah, uh, 35 square meters, oreven less, that's a big room.

(49:40):
Yeah, yeah, like that's what Isay, that's a big one.
Yeah, that's what I say, oh yeah, so it's actually a really sad
situation, so that one of them,or like all of them doing it,
and then like one, wants to stopand then the other one if you
be in this environment, it'shard to doing it, and then even
you fight, you find yourstrength and you fight yourself

(50:03):
through.
Then you go and of course, youneed to make money and then you
have a customer.
They pay you extra to doing it.
We hear it many times.
So this is like that's why Isay that the entire cycle is
just like really toxic and it'slike I feel like bad for them,
because I know it's not an easychoice and it's not an easy way

(50:26):
out to doing it, you know.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
I think it's bad when the customers are expecting
them to do that, like askingthem actively.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
If you come with me, I want you to do drugs with me
do this with me, but want you todo drugs with me.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Yeah, do this with me but for you it's so often.
I feel it's fucking terrible.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
It is terrible yeah, but you do.
I'm not saying it's the samething, but let's say you're
going with a ladyboy to a partyto flex for, for example, you
expect her to drink.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
No, I'd say you don't expect her to drink.
Do you want a drink?
Yeah, but if we have a battle.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
You would give her a drink.
I would ask first.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
I'm not saying you're forcing it, no, no, I would say
, like what mixer you want?

Speaker 3 (51:25):
And if she say to me I don't drink, then I would say
like okay, party pooper Okaywait, but even saying that, even
saying that it would make himfeel pressure to drink.
No, but he would never say that.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
But I think I would say party pooper.
He called us party pooper, butI think what I think.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
What you mean is you're not okay, say you barfing
a girl and you want to take herto a club with you.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
I barf her, and how else she barfing me?

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Okay, but you're not saying okay.
I'll give you an extra 500, anextra thousand baht To drink and
get pissed out of your fuckingface with me To drink with me To
drink and get pissed out ofyour fucking face with me,
you're right.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
A long time, for example, we went to Juju and she
was like fucked up.
And then they say like water,water, water.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Yeah, so it's like look, if you want to come to a
club with us and you want todrink, like, do you want to
drink?
If no, okay don't.
I'm sure we had one the otherday and she didn't want to drink
.
I kept saying do you want?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
to drink.
No, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
I kept saying that that makes me sound like I'm
forcing it.
But no, it's like are you sure?
Are you sure you don't want todrink?
No, I'm okay, that's fine.
That's not paying someone to.
If I pay you extra, you have todrink all fucking all night
with me, which is what thesepeople are doing by saying I'll
pay you extra to do drugs withme and it's like listen if they

(52:47):
pay I'm not telling you, youknow, everyone knows who we are
talking about If they even paythem after giving them drugs.
Yeah, yeah, because that's thething, because, like, if you're
addicted to something, then youknow a hit of it, then you'll
take that overpayment.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
To get that fix of something.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
On the other side.
I can also say something aboutthe work that I'm doing.
So it's like when I plan ashooting and there's also quite
a percentage number from modelsthat come and I can see from the
eyes.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
So they have like wet eyes so and I can see like that
they're actually high and Ialways think, like you tell me
another example that they go tothe toilet very frequently and
you know what they do in thetoilet.
Yeah, this was like onespecific case.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
So this is not like the normal case, right, but it's
like you have a few momentsthat you notice that something
is odd, and also from the entirebehavior.
And then, of course, you thinklike, come on, how many times in
your life do you have ashooting?

(54:04):
Yeah, so do you really need tohave it on this particular day?
Yeah, do you not really thinkit's like the outcome and the
paranoia that you would havebecause you are high right now,
now pointing like four camerasof you?
Are you really think that thiskind of environment is the right
thing to come here?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
how do you?
They look at it differently.
They look at I will not be ableto perform if I'm not high.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, not performsexually, perform in general,
because in addicted person mind,this is the fuel.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Yeah, then you know that you're dealing with someone
who is addicted.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Yeah, yeah, but for me it's like I'm glad it's not
so depressing for our listeners,but it's very important.
I think it's very important totalk about it.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
No, but your podcast is not me saying something nice
when it's not.
We're saying something.
That's true.
It doesn't matter what.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Of course we're not sugarcoating it.
Yeah, I'm not saying that weshould not talk about it.
I'm just saying like I thinkit's very important that we do
yeah and we're living here, andwe're living here not on the
short term.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
We're living here so long and everybody is so deep
into this kind of society thatwe just share it and we share it
honestly.
We share it in our opinion.
So maybe something sometimesthere is a gray zone, sometimes
there are like differentexceptions or whatsoever, but
this is our own experience andwe're just sharing it.

(55:34):
But I don't I don't really seeit as like depressive or
negative way.
It's just the way it is thereality, it's the reality.
It's the reality.
It's just the way it is and youhave to.
It not means like that you haveto start to take drugs.
Not at all, actually.
We are against that.
So, yeah, you just have to agood time and you have to figure
it out your way to be happinessin all this craziness, what is

(55:58):
around you.
You cannot take care of all theother ones.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
If you find a specific person that you take
care of, that you want to takecare of and it's on both sides
You're talking to me and Scottwhich we are doing stupid stuff
of taking care of people that weshouldn't.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
No, I'm not being you guys.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Yeah, but maybe not.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
No, but we are.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
I just give an example.
Do you remember?
I will not say her name, buther name is um, sound like loco,
okay.
Which came to me, called me oneday and say someone want to
kill me, can, can I come over?
I say okay, and she just wentover.
She was completely high.
She was hiding under the sinkin the toilet for two hours to

(56:44):
be fair, fair.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
When I stayed with Mike, I did the same.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Yeah, for different reasons.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Is it over, man?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, you're trying to doit seriously.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
No, I'm not serious.
It's not serious.
I'm just saying it's happenedthat they come like already, so
like in a bad place mentallythat they hallucinate things.
They show that people want tokill them.
They hide under the toiletbecause they think it will save
them.
When I locked the door, she putthe chair against the door the

(57:16):
wrong way, like you can stillopen the door.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
But in her mind no one would be able to come Upside
down.
No, like normally, you have topledge it against her.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
You know, she just put it against.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
You know she saw it in the movies.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Yeah, but I'm not going to say that I saw how high
she was, but the will was there.
I saw how high she was, so Ijust ignored her and I went to
sleep.
And then I woke up after twohours from the smell of her
doing drugs again and I was likehey, loco, what the fuck are

(57:53):
you doing?
Like you cannot do that here?
Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
I'm sorry, you know, it happens sometimes no, and
this is exactly what I what Ipointing out.
So we are so deep into thesociety and we just try to
sharing it.
Yeah, but you also have to, andwe found it, and everybody who
even makes you like longerholiday.
Yeah, you said to refound it.

(58:17):
No, we found it.
Oh, we found it.
We found the way between allthe craziness, to, to, to, to,
going around and find our ownhappiness.
But everybody have like theirtheir own definition of, of of
what is, uh, what is happiness?

Speaker 1 (58:32):
you know what I mean yes, but there is another thing
that we haven't spoke about inthe podcast yet, but we spoke
between us.
That's why we are here, butit's something that I think some
of the guys that will hear thatwill say we are bullshit or we
are delusional about that, butwe actually try to be the good
guys.
We spoke about it because thereare so many guys that take

(58:55):
advantage not only of theladyboys.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Come on, even the story the story that you just
told is the best example that atleast you are the good guy.
Someone called you that youknow.
Yeah, she says After we haven'tspoke for a while yes, so she's
paranoid.
The first thing what you offerto her, without even thinking
about sex, no, yeah, but this iswhat mainly normally happen

(59:21):
here.
So everybody have their ownadvantage.
Oh, okay, so maybe I don't needto pay her whatsoever.
So your thing was like hey,take care of her, see what is
her state of mind.
So if someone says, oh yeah, wejust try to be delusional or
whatsoever, it's okay, it's okay.
The word on the streets speaksfor ourselves.

(59:44):

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Mean, that's always what I say this is also
something that connected us thatwe do want to, to be different
to them, to the walking girlsand ladyboys in general no, we
want to see the person that thatthat is still there and doing,
yeah, doing what they're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
So that's it I think I said this the first time that
I did a podcast with you.
Like I'm not the, I never goshort time.
I can't go short time, I alwaysgo long time.
It take me long time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
I'm not a short time, no, but.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
I can't go short time because I like to.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Fuck you.
I just explained to thelisteners first.
There are two terms in here,which means short times and long
time.
Short time basically means likea short session you come quick.
A short session with her, it'snormally cheaper and a long time
is like a whole nighterNormally.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Yeah, go on.
Sorry, but all nighter is neverall nighter.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
it's from 7am until whenever the fuck they wake up
sometimes they want to stay evenafter maybe even 2 months
sometimes that was a real longtime this is called home had a
lease agreement and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
So, yeah, I like to go long time because I like to
you know we sit, we talk.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Eat something.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Yeah, we get some food.
We talk for a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Watch Lockstock and Two Smoking Barrels together.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Yeah, that was one I didn't.
But yeah, watch some netflix,chill for a bit like, okay, we
might fuck, then we might fucklater we might fucking we might
not fuck we might fuck in thehave to think mike, but anyway,

(01:01:49):
but I'm, I'm never like okay,get in the door right, get on
the bed, get naked, I'm gonna,I'm gonna fuck you right now.
It's like no, let's have, like,let's be friends, please love
me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
No, no but like it's, you are joking, but it's, it's
actually for the connection alsoyeah, yeah, no, it's better.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Like I think I said to you before, I love them.
I'll be like okay, listen, I'llgive you a massage, whatever.
Because I remember you saidyou're like go with scotch free
massage straight away like so.
But yeah, you try to promoteand like you know you need to
make money somehow.
I'm still learning, but yeah,he needs a body he needs a body.

(01:02:32):
He needs a body so boss, hejust did it on super wings he
needed he needed a real body, abreathing body.
I'm just using mannequins outof like store windows.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
I like that, I like, I like that.
He just added a breathing buddy.
No, we're not talking about adead person.
A breathing buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
I'm banned from the morgue.
Now they won't let me in.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
We just discussed all this today.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Do you want to open a massage shop that we are on the
?

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
way to get banned as a joke, but like get banned, or
at least not very welcome tomost of the bars that we're
going to.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
I disagree.
It's not happening.
It's kind of as long as there'sa low seal.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
High season.
High season.
It will be like wanted postersthat are alive.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
I will say something that is actually connected to
that, but it's also connected tothe thing that we said before.
Pattaya is a big city, butrumor-wise it's a very small
city.
That's why I say ask the street.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
It's a very small city.
Yeah, that's why I say ask thestreet, and this is why I say we
almost got banned from otherbars for bullshit.
For bullshit.
But this is the sweet thingbecause it is so small, because
people everyone know everyone no, because people like to put
rumors out.

(01:04:12):
It's also kind of easy that therumors get debunked and you not
even have to do a shit, becauseif the rumors are so stupid,
they get debunked just becauseour listeners will take our
example of how to understandexactly what you're saying, and

(01:04:32):
it's a good example, becausethis is exactly what happened to
us and we will not elaborate onthat.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
It's bullshit.
It's not interesting Becauseeveryone sometimes reach there.
You know, yeah, and and we areknown, yes, and we are also
known, as you mentioned many,many times as well, not that, oh
, we are spending so much.
I'm just saying that it willhurt the whole.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
I don't know, you can't say it like, don't do it,
but people who see ladyboys as afetish.
I think this is not the rightapproach and you still have to
see kind of the human being whois actually behind it.
So we're seeing the human beingwho is working in the bar.
So you have guys.
Yes, we try to be friendly witheveryone Guys who like girls

(01:05:25):
and they go in the bar and theytreat the girls like it's, like
a product that they buy in asupermarket so you have to do
like I own you.
Now you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
I don't care about your fucking feelings whatsoever
.
This is the worst thing thatyou can do.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Yeah, but we're talking about human being and
this is something that makes mefurious that makes me angry.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
It's not the way how my life is going on and
obviously I don't know if youguys have the fetish with
ladyboys.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
I don't know I can change your mind or whatsoever,
but guy, it's like completelydisrespect this is how we do it,
of course.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Full instinct.
It's like against the personand it doesn't hurt them
whatsoever.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
I just think it's like the wrong approach For some
reason.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
yeah, he took off the mic.
Why you not take the mic to thetoilet?
I mean we spoke about itearlier today.
Yeah, you also what I'm tryingto say in general and again.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
I know I'm repeating the same thing, but I really
wish that our listeners willtake our example of how to be
worked.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
when you are here, Be respectful, try to have fun
don't take advantage of peoplewhen they are in like a low
place, because everyonesometimes reach them, you know,
and just enjoy yourself and benice to everyone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah and then, itwasn't a fetish anymore.

(01:07:16):
It was like oh it's a personthat I like to spend time with.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
I get a feeling, yeah , so.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
I said so yes, it can go also the wrong way.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Yes, Especially when you come from England.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Okay, I take the mic with me, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
So yeah, I was going to almost say the opposite of
Michelle, because it's it canstart as a fetish and the big
thing here is never try, neverknow.
So, yeah, so it's all never try, never know.
But for me it was a bit of afetish first, because in the UK

(01:08:07):
it's not as prevalent as it ishere.
So the first time I came here,yeah, I did go with a ladyboy,
but I still treated her like aperson.
I wasn't like get on the bed,get on the bed, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna fuck you ladyboy likeyou must say something about
that so I wasn't like that, butI think this is something we

(01:08:34):
spoke about.
It can start off as a fetish andthen maybe that's what you
truly like at the beginning and,like you said, the one that I
spent quite a bit of time with,I met fetish for you at the
beginning and, like you said,the one that I spent quite a bit
of time with, I met experienceyeah well, no you also said

(01:08:56):
today that at the beginning itwas kind of a fetish for you,
yeah, on a deeper level.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
But once you get to know them and you actually like
we will not name him.
But yeah, you actually spend amonth and a half with one.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Yeah, yeah, wait can we make a shot?
Right, we went to some way toget there and yeah and like then
it wasn't a fetish anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
It was like oh, it's a person that I like.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
If this time we have four minutes, so what the fuck
yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Too much feeling.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
Yeah, it's both working, but I don't like what
the fuck, just an hour oflooking at Mike, and I was just
talking in the background.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Yeah, it would be so bad.
Okay, it was so funny yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
So we had a technical problem.
We hope it will come out okay.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
No, it's perfect yeah yeah, yeah, if you unmute me
when.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
I was on toilet.
Everything is good.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
I will actually make it even louder.
So are we going again now?
Are we going again?

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Yeah, First, first, first.
Before we're going, you guysneed to finish the glasses,
because I'm only one time in thekitchen doing the real shit.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Almost finished.
It's enough.
The refill.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Tastes so good.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Yeah, so we were talking about bitches.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
Bitches, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
So we were talking about bitches, Bitches yeah, no,
so yeah, we are so respectfulfor them, bitches, yeah we are
the nice guys Fucking bitches,fucking bitches all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
So, yeah, so what I was saying was, yeah, I'd been
with Ladyboys before and no, Iwasn't just like as a fetish,
come on, I'm going to fuck youLadyboy.
But so the one that I actuallyspent a lot of time with, I met
in February and then I carriedon talking to her for about two

(01:10:56):
months, Okay, back home everyday, and there was definitely a
connection, and then I was kindof falling for her in this great
, in this great big love storyyour voice get even higher can't
get much higher, but so yeah,and then we spent some time here

(01:11:21):
and for me that was like a abig thing.
Like I said to you today, it wasalmost like I was coming out,
like as if uh coming out of thecloset as a yeah, yeah, it's
exactly what he meant.
It's like a ladyboy lover, butlike yeah, the yeah.

(01:11:44):
It was like how I imagine a gayperson would come out.
Now you can call me gay if youwant.
I don't consider myself gay,but guys but yeah.
But yeah, just sucking cockoccasionally cunt, but but yeah
you're just sucking cockoccasionally yes, that's not gay

(01:12:07):
, it's come in handy if I everin prison actually, you're right
, if we're ever in prison, thethree of us not together, but
we'll be sound, like we'll beokay, but anyway.
So it was, yeah, like me kindof coming out and like Not
together, but we'll be sound,we'll be okay, but anyway.
So it was, yeah, like me kindof coming out and actually

(01:12:27):
having to say no, you know what,regardless of whether they're a
lady boy or a lady like I, likethis person enough that I don't
know I could actually be withthis person Spend time with her.
Yeah, no, actually be in arelationship with her, so that
was like a big thing.
And then she fucking crushed myheart, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:50):
Did it even help you to try to give props to make her
understand what you actuallydid?
Yeah, yeah, I know she was thereason.
Yeah, why can't you like thetypical Thai story when some
foreigner tried to start toliving in thailand?

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
yeah, but I must say.
I must say because you'refalling in love after last time
that you had your payback yeah Ilike that I think it was like I
, I almost never call anyonebitch, but in my opinion she was
a bitch, and I kept on tellingthat we're still talking about

(01:13:26):
human beings, and even the likelady voice that not means all
the lady voice are nice.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Yeah, this is a fact you can still have cunts you can
meet an asshole like a guy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
She might not have a cunt, but she is a cunt.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
No, but this is it right, yeah, but we are talking
about a certain person whichbroke our brother's heart.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
But anyway, I think the main point that you were
trying to get at is like it canstart as a fetish.
So for me it started as afetish.
So for me it started as afetish, like something new that
I wanted to try and have a go at.
Have a go like you know, I'lltry playing golf like.

(01:14:14):
I'll try fucking ladyboys.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Let's give it a go it's like do you remember I'm
sorry, fucking ladyboys?
Okay, let's give it a go, holyone.
It's like do you remember theway our Ukrainian guy Ukrainian
friend told us about hisexperience with ladyboy?
Yeah, oh, yeah.
So you know who I'm talkingabout our Ukrainian friend.

(01:14:38):
He went with us to KU once.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
The one-eyed guy.
I will not say his name becauseI don't know, if he was
One-eyed guy.
One-eyed guy, he has one eyethat is walking the other one is
fucked.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Well, he did have two , yeah, but one is fucked, one
didn't work.

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Yeah, no, he was a very nice guy.
I have nothing against him.
Shout out to you.
Yeah, we will not say your name, we will not expose you here,
but he said like he was one timelike in his room late night,
drunk he wanted to fuck ingeneral.
He went out and then he saw agirl next to the subway and he

(01:15:19):
said oh, that's good, that's thelady.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
They called her.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
So he didn't know that, right, so he brought one
in and then she took off theclothes and she was naked.
Wait, come on.
You know what, you might beright.
You know what, I will keep upthe joke.

(01:15:49):
And when she took off herclothes he saw her one hide
monster, okay.
And then he said like oh,you're a ladyboy that was dark
to you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
You never do the dark jokes only against Jews.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
I can say this is not true.
I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Shout out to Samoy just stop controlling the banks,
guys, I'm fine crypto.
So he was just saying, like shegot naked, just stop
controlling the banks, guys, andfind crypto.
So he was just saying, like shegot naked.
He saw a cock.
He was oh my god, you're aladyboy.
She said, oh, you are fine withthat.
He said no, but like okay, thenhe just sucked her cock.

(01:16:33):
Oh, he sucked her cock.
Yeah, really yeah.
That's what he said the firstthing he did okay, she's already
in my womb.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
First in yeah, Fuck me, that's like that's.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Yeah, that's, that's another story I must say that
the second time he was with thelady boy it was with Nong Mo.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
And Nong Mo is more top.

Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
That's like a crash course.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Yeah, that's like a crash course.
Yeah, you have a long, longtime like sparring with your
partner no it's like me sparringyou and then going to Mike
Tyson.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
Okay, I've done, I've done a few rounds of Mike right
, tyson, let's fucking go.
You're talking about Mike Tysonthis prior right, yeah, yeah
totally good.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
I think even now I think he'd still we're talking
about Mike Tyson is prime right,yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, on
crime fingers crossed.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Which way do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
that birthday?
Who knows?

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
it's a long birthday it's not mine.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
There's no birthdays left, only Jesus.
Jesus shout out only Jesus call, make it happen, only Jesus
birthday, and he doesn't believein that he just suggested for
Jesus to go call log.
I don't know if you should dothat.

(01:18:05):
You tried already three, fourtimes to make it happen.
You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
I mean not with Jesus no, not with Jesus, with no
more.
But this is, and so we are sodesperate, so we're calling out
Jesus birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Oh, I get it, she might she might, she might show
up, but like, yeah, he went likefrom oh first experience to
none more.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
Yeah, like that is, that is a crash course.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Yeah, that is like you're even scared of her and
you haven't been with her yet.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
No, I like her, but it terrifies me.
Fantastic, I like her, but sheterrifies me, no they're
fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
You should try it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
No, I don't.
Yes, you should give it a spin,will For a test drive?
I'll take the keys back.
No, I don't like it.
I don't have any keys.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
I don't want to sit between them.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Yeah, so we hope we can bring her.
I think we should cut thisepisode short now because we
already have like one hour 20something minutes.
I want to say that for Scott,we are going to do an episode
soon Again, financial basedepisode Without me please.
Why?
You have nothing to add in thatsubject.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
No, I have no financials.
I have no clue what I'm doingwith my financials.
That's good, that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
You can come and ask questions.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
I need an advisor, well.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
For finance or life.
I take care of your life.
You take care of my finance.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
So it will be probably sometime in the
upcoming weeks.
We will try to arrange it.
We will have John from theMemorial for Mini episode.
You never saw him, guys, but hewill be on also and you can
enjoy his beautiful hair.
Yeah, his lush lashes.
How do you say that not lashes?
Yeah, lashes hair.

(01:20:00):
Yeah, he's lush, luscious.
How do you say that Notluscious?
Yeah, luscious, luscious hair.
Yeah, yeah, blowing in the wind.
It's funny that you joke abouthim and then at the end of the
day, like you know, he's justsuch a nice guy it's not fair
towards him.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
He's a legend.
John, you are a fucking legend.

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
No, I like John I like John, everyone likes John.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
I love John, so we will have an episode with you
and John.
We are planning also to have anepisode with you and Bonnie.
Yeah, bonnie is your cameraoperator.
More than that okay, she's muchmore than that, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
But she's a smooth operator as well smooth yeah, we
are very like musical today.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
I like it, but we will spare you guys from that
experience.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Yes, believe us, if you want to come, you have to
come and see us live.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
So this is what we planned.
So your episode with Bonnie,your episode with John, and we
have also many things planned.
Thank you, michel, for havingthis podcast here today.

Speaker 2 (01:21:07):
You saved the day.
More than welcome, Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
Yeah, and I believe that next time we will be back
to the normal studio, hopefully,scott.
Anything you want to add?
No, michel.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
No, no, thank you, it's been a pleasure.
It's been good, it's been goodto do.
No one like you.
It's always Sorry why I say thetruth.
I always come out, tell thetruth, pour my heart out about
how the ladyboys I try and I tryand I'm a nice guy and I

(01:21:45):
massage them and I take them onholiday and they still fucking
shaft me and I pay them to shaftme.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Ladyboys hotel, the ones who still have a heart.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
You know, it's's like I don't think any of them watch
it you will be surprised,really, yes, you will be
surprised after mike sent himthe link I know because think
about this on the loop in thebars in my bar especially think

(01:22:22):
about it like this that many ofthe our guests normally post it
also on their social media.
So I get like and, for example,I would my twitter mostly
ladyboys like in my twitter,mostly ladyboys like follow me.
I don't know why reallyladyboys like follow me.

(01:22:44):
I don't know why Reallyladyboys In the street or
Twitter, you know what?

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
the Twitter is it's.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
X, now X.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
X, you not get the update from Elon Musk.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
I do, but I Did he not email you, mike, I just call
him and say, like, make thenext.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
Everyone we mentioned , you give shout out out.
You don't want to give shoutout to Elon Musk.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
I know you not support your daughter, who is
actually a female, a lady boy.
Shame on you.
She living now with two, threeroommates and say you not
support her shit, okay, you haveno political and say you not
support her as shit.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
Okay, you have to.
Don't be so political.
No, no, no.
This went dark really quick.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
Elon Musk and Donald while you're there I get my
point, elon Musk visit us inThailand and we show you around
some bars and maybe you will getthe advantage of what it means
to be to stay with a ladyboy.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
Maybe you will sing about this with your daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Yeah, but that's weird on all levels, because you
just said you just said itsounds like he can have an older
ladyboy like a milf ladyboy,not like daughter age ladyboy.
Why would it make goodconnection?

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
with his daughter Because he finds a ladyboy like
a milf ladyboy, not likedaughter age ladyboy.
Why would it make goodconnection with his daughter?
Because he fucked a ladyboy.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
Accepted, he would say oh my god, she's so hot, I
have feelings for it.
Oh, it's a human being.
That's the whole fucking thing.
Why you be always so sexual.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
And so nobody would be proud of like this.

Speaker 2 (01:24:19):
I would say, elon Musk, come with us to a bath,
play a little bit of pool.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
Elon Musk.
Come to Pattaya.
He comes all of a sudden to abath.
He fucks a ladyboy and he goesback to his daughter and not be
ashamed of it.
I fuck a ladyboy.
Now Be proud of it.
Everything's okay.
I accept all of it.
I accept all of it's fine.
Here's my billions.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
Not the billions A million would be fine.

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
I'm sure she had more than a million she had nothing.
I don't know, we don't know.
Elon Musk, if you're coming topower.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
He's gone way off on the tangent.
Now Go to them and ask herabout her financial situation.
Is it just rumors or is it?

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
true and if she needs a financial aid.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
This is a good question.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
Can she be on the podcast Because it's 18 up?

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
No, yeah, she's like 23, 24.
She's living alone withroommates.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
So, if you listen to the podcast, send us a message.
Who Elon Musk's daughter?

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
Yeah.
That would be a great nextepisode.
I think she is If she needs afinancial advisor as well.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
You know I mean more than Financial advisor, more
than obliged, not just someonethat will see her more than a
fetish.
You're not going there.

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
No, no, no, no, okay, no you were thinking no, no no,
that's a unique fetish.
That is to be to have a fetishabout Elon.
Musk's transgender daughter tobe her financial advisor.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
That's a fetish at a whole new level.
So it's crazy when I hear thestory how many does he got 16 or
17?
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Really.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
Yeah, with the soft players.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
He have like kids with everyone that he meets and
they want to have kids with himbecause, yeah, yeah, I'll have
kids with him, okay.
In the next episode, we willexplain to Scott why he cannot
have kids with okay.
In the next episode, we willexplain to Scott why he cannot
have kids it's not possible tohave kids anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
Many people give me baby.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
I don't know what you mean.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
No one likes you you're such a fucking cunt okay
guys, no one likes you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
Thank you very much for being on the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
I love you both.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
I love you brothers.
I love my musketeers and thankyou for our listeners.
Now I want to say somethingthat is very important.
Wait, Okay, cheers first.

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
No, I want to say you say it first.
No, no, it's like the ending.
Yeah, I know this will be theending.
Yeah, I know this will be theending.
We only say what we say,without the things that we don't
have to say.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Okay, so I know I say that many times like offhand
and stuff like that, but wereally need your support, we
really need your help in orderfor us to be able to pay for the
studio that we pay for.
It's very expensive andeverything, every dollar, you

(01:27:24):
donate to us, is going straightto that.
We are not making any moneypersonally out of it, it's just
for keeping this podcast running.
So I really appreciate if yougo to our Patreon or our
Buzzsprout channel or whatever.
There are many options how tohelp us financially to make this
podcast running Viable Viable,thank you.

(01:27:47):
Thank you, my English friend.
I do like you.
I was joking before.
So if you can, please do that,it's a big help.
And if not, even like andsubscribe is a big help for us.
Thank you very much.
Yes, michel.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
I think that is the perfect closing end.
So if I say one for all, we saythe one.
This is your camera, the one.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
Yeah, I was looking.
You're saying it wrong already.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
All for one, yeah, but we say one for all because
the one we're talking about isMike.
One for all, all for one.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
Oh, it's the other way around.
No, but he wants to give ashout out to me.
Okay, and you fuck it up,cheers guys.

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
One for all, all for one, cheers.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
Thank you guys, See you next week.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Bye-bye.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
That was so much fun.
Oh, fuck you cunts.
I hate you all.
Keep dancing keep dancing.

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