MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
Episodes
Weather and the end of the world. Prepping, Mormonism, working out to by physically perfect.
This is our most schizophrenic show yet.
Westworld.
The Bicameral Mind, consciousness begins in the Iliad.
The story is the heart of the universe.
Being designed to ignore things that might hurt you.
There is no anti-memetics division.
Agency laundering.
All of science tells you that you’re worthless, your actions don’t matter, you don’t have agenc...
Sumo wears his boots when podcasting.
Podcast reaction content and how society got from there to here.
Password advice, Toyotathon in space, be sure to subscribe for free foot pics.
Roderick on the line, a case study of how we got here.
Fleeing to California to seek your fortune, when the iPhone and apps were brand new.
Hipsters, Millennials and Foursquare.
When apple trees grow pears, Nicolae Ceaușescu, trans kids, “The Romanians had a ...
The Renee Good situation.
Why is there a dinosaur in the background and what does this mean?
George Floyd and Waynel Sexton.
Weird Biden glitches, weird Kyle Rittenhouse glitches.
You can’t be a mystic if you own a smartphone.
What is it bad on purpose?
Almost everyone will never see the dinosaur.
Everything you fear is fake.
The Sovereign Citizen position.
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An African pastor with a very loud shirt.
Sumo’s black and doesn’t work, where’s his parade?
Home renovations and Smokestack’s weirdly small toes. Smokestack digs a hole, some people just have dwarfish genes and need to tunnel.
Finding guns in walls.
Which side are we really on and who is gay?
There’s a spectrum of gays.
Orgone energy and cloud busters.
Politics exists to break your brain.
Who hasn’t hooked up with Destiny?
The Venezuela si...
The Shroud of Turin, it’s fake and you’re all insane.
How photography works.
Every photo negative of black people has been scrubbed from the Internet.
How to fake your own Shroud of Turin.
The shroud contradicts the Biblical account of the crucifixion and resurrection.
What does faith mean? Everyone from Italy and France are third-worlders.
Why does God want faith and why doesn’t he give us proof?
Cargo cult Christianity.
Real faith creat...
The Lost Generation article by Jacob Savage.
Smokestack isn’t white?!
People who aren’t white leading the cause for white vengeance, identity games are spinning out of control, taking it out on white-skinned minorities.
White women get all the benefits.
Aryans have never been worried about racial purity.
Why don’t we get to write bad TV shows?
Make your own opportunities.
Erika Kirk, people mourn differently, how many views are influencer...
An interview with special guest Walter Bismarck.
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Pete Hegseth’s penis, Hunter Biden (for all his faults).
Sumo goes to camp, Americana is here under your nose, if you can’t find that then it’s your fault.
People don’t understand what America was and what it can be.
No holds barred, rending and tearing and a magic circle.
James Bowie’s knife, Davie Crocket was a psychopath, John Jerimiah (liver eating) Johnson and the insane bloodlust on the edge of the world.
The Wild West and the Ant...
Adolph Hitler gets elected in Namibia again except he’s black now.
Talking about comics and the Hulk.
Whatever you give attention to is what you create.
An agregore of nonsense, the way to fight against it is to not care about it.
Focus on the light, not the darkness.
George Orwell, nothing ever changes, the meaning of genocide, using fancy words and foreign words in English.
Yeshua, Christian hipsters and Judaizers.
The Septuagint and Ma...
Schrodinger’s blowjob and the curious case of the Epstein files flip flop.
Bannon’s Epstein ties and the gayest thing in the world.
Ratcheting up the crank.
The only winning move against the machine is to not play.
J.D. Vance’s rise to power helped by an actual gay vampire.
Sumo’s neighborhood witch.
Sumo’s fight with Tani, when given opportunities people don’t say no to the system. Self-righteousness is your sin.
A Lutheran goblin man an...
Multiple podcast dimensions and seasons.
Sumo gets banned from chess.com and also talks about street chess and chess boxing.
Card magic and how it applies to conspiracy theory, philosophy and theology.
You have to question your initial assumptions.
The new mayor of New York. Scientists don’t like being proved wrong.
The only vote that matters.
Lichenstein is dead now. You can’t be a rich philosopher.
Disassembling post-modernism, puppy lo...
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Let it be. America’s never been stronger, poetry, the Jabberwocky.
Appreciating the nonsense of language. Lewis Carol, George McDonald and C.S. Lewis.
Californication, people don’t listen to the lyrics of music but Sumo hears words quite well.
Glossolalia, the world is made out of language.
Children growing up without language.
There’s a linguistic barrier that affects how you see the world.
The primary sin of modernity
The way you use wo...
The Gospel in the Zodiac, everything with ancient religion was star magic.
A city and its light pollution are a shield against existential dread.
Everything is star magic; it always has been.
Boot-licking and talking about the Walking Dead TV show.
Maybe modernity isn’t so bad plus praise for Hillary Clinton.
Arguing with Strawstack, the only way the system works is if you become what you don’t like.
If America stopped existing billions ...
Names.
Homeopathy and alternative medicine.
Physical ailments caused by the mind. Morphogenics, Rupert Sheldrake and Terence McKenna.
Hybrid animals.
Spiritual realms based on numerology combined with homeopathic medicine.
Emotional causes of disease.
Greek philosophy and Christianity. The American psyche and how Americans view the soul.
Glasses only make your eyes worse.
Gonorrheal discharge can be a blessing.
Stories about visits from the...
A beginner’s guide to supernatural powers. Sigmund Freud, Carl Jung and therapy.
Repression and Fate.
Why do people think Jordan Peterson is crazy now?
Niels Bohr and his horseshow, people arguing about the Pope.
Inventions of the industrial revolution replacing jobs previously done by slaves.
The psychic realm has changed, the old cosmology and rituals no longer cut it.
Multiple personalities manifesting into physical ailments.
Pacebos a...
The Greek word Pneuma.
Sumo rants about the church fathers and online Catholics. Everyone needs their own personal head canon to be valid.
Hallucinations on both sides, what can you do?
Kavi’s adventures living in Africa.
Suspicious detailed text messages from Charlie Kirk’s shooter.
Who is winning on either side? The public is stupid and so is A/B testing.
The Eternal Return.
College sports and Sumo used to be a frat bro.
The universe is ...
Part 1
The Charlie Kirk shooting.
Photography, optics, film and physics.
This show is really about A.I., the A.I. is inside of you. Making up data to fill holes in a narrative.
The George Floyd narrative.
Fishy things about the Charlie Kirk narrative.
Maybe the human mind can’t distinguish between image and reality.
All video is for entertainment purposes only.
Did the Ukrainian girl even exist? Fishing things about that incident.
Caution i...
What’s been going on with MyFitnessFeelings? Florida is awful and full of leathery swamp people.
How the Miller Fabian plot to bring the world under the control of the British Empire became the opposite.
The Fabian Society, the Labour Party, secret societies aren’t even that secret.
The shift to the destruction of Britishness itself. Why we have woke capital today.
Barack Obama the Fabian socialist, wolves in sheep’s clothing, conserva...
Matisyahu, changing identities, the Microsoft secret room, Plato’s form of the personal computer and computer pranks.
The Star Mirror book.
Indie horror games, VHS tapes and floppy discs.
The tragedy of the commons, the Scottish girl with the Axe. Blank statism and toy dogs.
Performing metaphysical surgery.
The cosmic symmetry of Heaven and Earth, Egyptian cosmology and how the pyramids mirror the stars.
Trying to bring Heaven down to Ea...
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