MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

What’s been going on with MyFitnessFeelings? Florida is awful and full of leathery swamp people.

How the Miller Fabian plot to bring the world under the control of the British Empire became the opposite.

The Fabian Society, the Labour Party, secret societies aren’t even that secret.

The shift to the destruction of Britishness itself. Why we have woke capital today.

Barack Obama the Fabian socialist, wolves in sheep’s clothing, conserva...

Matisyahu, changing identities, the Microsoft secret room, Plato’s form of the personal computer and computer pranks.

The Star Mirror book.

Indie horror games, VHS tapes and floppy discs.

The tragedy of the commons, the Scottish girl with the Axe. Blank statism and toy dogs.

Performing metaphysical surgery.

The cosmic symmetry of Heaven and Earth, Egyptian cosmology and how the pyramids mirror the stars.

Trying to bring Heaven down to Ea...

Libertarianism, Odysee and matriarchal Judaism.

Canadian climate lockdowns.

Fiveish is a real TV show.

Victimhood is the currency of our time. Fighting the victimhood mentality.

American’s don’t know how to protest properly.

Having sex with dragons.

Lite thine eye be single, perspective adds 30 points of IQ, focusing on problems.

Sumo justifies not returning the shopping cart. Rebelling against surrogate morality.

Interview with Jeremy Kau...

Hipsters and axe throwing, the collapse of hipsterism. Too many white people in this rainbow parade.

The Eternal Return, what is different today? Everything is vanity.

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again.

Why there’s so much LGBT today. Monasteries, the Book of Gomorrah, most monks and nuns throughout history were probably doing things that weren’t considered that holy.

People have felt the same as long a...

Normies and NPCs, the world needs NPCs.

The alternative to being an NPC is being a doomer, or you can participate in the darkness.

How Time Pool and Tucker Carlson feed the doomer narrative.

Here at the Mystical American Patriots Society we’re like Pureland Buddhism, a middle way, where you’re aware of the darkness but you overcome the darkness by rising above it.

Linux, LaTeX and tech bros.

Please share this podcast with your friends.

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The origin of podcasts.

Sumo travels through a portal although he also might be confused.

Why paranormal things happen when you’re alone, at night, in the dark, etc. The less you can observe a place the more paranormal stuff can bubble to the surface.

Chinese weasel demons.

There can’t be consensus without a monoculture.

Kanye West is the new punk rock. Weird Al is a good example of why the country is splintering apart.

The border is not...

Bruce Lee was a small man.

The age of consent, projecting current values onto the past, the conservation of taboo.

Is Quebec Latino?

A lack of butt-sex in Iran, look how gay Israel is.

Narrative concoction is the oldest form of magic.

Sumo is technically correct (the best kind of correct) about being Latino.

Learn to play the game. It’s all just fake name and you can do that too.

South Park is a guide to live.

The Epstein stuff, of course ...

Sumo used to be a handyman and worked on crazy houses built into cliffs.

It should be a law that businesses have to accept cash.

Money is debt and has no value outside of taxation. Taxes are redemptive, when you pay taxes the money disappears.

Your taxes don’t actually pay for anything.

You have to earn money before you spend it. The government spends it first, then gets it back.

The original purpose of writing was for accounting.

A coin...

We’re doing it again! War in the Middle East that is.

Semitic scrutinizing and jumpstarting the eschaton.

Sumo loves the Jews.

Americans are insane blood thirsty lunatics.

Dispensationalism.

At least the Muslims care about Christ.

Jewish history lesson and Hebrew language lesson.

Read the book of Galations.

People don’t have taste and people should make sense.

Word Repair Service part 2, faith vs fear, slavery never actually went away, eter...

Janice Joplin, the L.A. riots, you can’t deport people en masse, America loves slavery.

What you should do, if you really want to win.

You have to think like a psychopath to get how America works.

Europe and Canada aren’t as good at being slave owners as America.

Re-writing the Epstein narrative.

The Elon and Trump cat fight.

Sumo’s Nephilim deformities.

Profiting from stock dips like what just happened with Telsa.

This is a vibe-run podca...

Brad Kelly’s background and why he left the Art of Darkness podcast.

Tolkien and his lack of character development.

The hero’s journey post World War 2, Catholic vs Protestant stories.

The Internet as the printing press times a hunded.

Grammar used to be different.

Stock market astrology, the Age of Aquarius, the world ended in 2012.

Cave spelunking stories.

Post burning man depression.

Godward does a card trick.

Kavi’s Korner

Who were the N...

Seriah Azkath Interview

Lost civilizations and cycles of collapse, ghost photos, hypnosis is not a memory recovery tool despite what you may have heard.

Liminality experiences.

The pre-Internet world.

Infrared light and why it’s so hard to photograph paranormal phenomena.

UFO sightings.

The world is made out of language.

Water erosion on the Sphinx and Graham Hancock.

Everyone has at least one paranormal story.

After the Interview

The origin...

Tiger King Interview

What it’s like being in jail with Ted Kaczynski.

What were the charges?

Political ambitions

Severed tiger heads in the court room.

Deportations

How Joe got started with tigers and exotic animals.

Employee injuries.

Dealing with tragedy and how to enjoy life.

Religion and Joe’s connection with God.

Paranormal experiences, orbs and ghosts.

The Rest of the Episode

Bonding over miso soup, Sumo’s mad at Cassandra.

Spaying and ne...

Matthew’s ghost hunting origin story and personal landmark cases.

How to use technology and radio waves to communicate with ghosts.

Tesla and Edison’s “Ghost phones.”

Spirits existing as electromagnetic frequencies.

Taunting ghosts and how Sumo wants to get into a physical fight with a demon.

The ghost of Henry Dickson and the Big Tunnel.

The Hitchiker Phenomenon, the Estes Method and how to get started with ghost hunting.

The religious c...

Number stations, what are they? Listening to some recordings.

Austin Metcalf, Sumo doesn’t like Texas, curated reality, faux outrage.

Psy-ops always have tells.

Using twins is the perfect way to fake things.

Even if it’s fake, it’s real.

Sumo’s adventures with a real-life black man, and stickers.

Being mad is easier than being happy.

The system is not in control, you are.

Rule #1: They always have to tell you. The devil can never lie, one-...

Sumo goes and meets Elvis in real life (allegedly).

Arkansas geology, Magnet Town, Elvis’s career and Bob Joyce.

God and or the universe uses fake shysters to point you towards the real.

Are the ruins of Noah’s Ark in Turkey?

Hiding your power levels.

One of Elvis’s grandkids is mixed-race.

Most conspiracy stuff is third hand.

America is infinite, no one actually understands politics. Whatever your vision for America is, it’s way less tha...

Kavi’s thoughts on Jonah, Leviathan and how the Nephilim survived the flood.

Dragons in every ancient culture.

Modern day Nephilim and RH Negative blood.

A is for Adamski, UFO abductions and the Cherokee Indians.

Why has the Jew hate been allowed to increase over recent years?

Neville Lancelot Goddard, the Secret, American’s are still spiritually alive.

Joseph Smith, relics and the Shourd of Turin.

Don’t blackpill, work your own miracles,...

Comic book talk.

Jonah is an incredible story, Leviathan, the Great Fish.

Are the Conan the Barbarian stories actually real history?

Abraham was a minor warlord for awhile.

Behemoth and Leviathan, what are they?

Strange animal husbandry, hybrid bloodlines, giants in the Bible, why the Israelites wiped out entire tribes of people in the Promised Land.

Shape-shifting pigs.

David’s Mighty Men, how tall was Goliath actually? Cubits and measur...

Chess lessons and black people speak a different language.

Godward’s thoughts on the conversation with MyFitnessFeelings from last week.

Benevolent dictatorship, trusting that your government doesn’t want to kill you, the noble lie.

The government is following an alchemical process.

The 4 phases of alchemy.

We love the jews.

Steelman arguments for lying to the public.

People want to be anxious and fearful.

Dentistry is fake.

You can become ...