MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY

Sumo used to be a handyman and worked on crazy houses built into cliffs.

It should be a law that businesses have to accept cash.

Money is debt and has no value outside of taxation. Taxes are redemptive, when you pay taxes the money disappears.

Your taxes don’t actually pay for anything.

You have to earn money before you spend it. The government spends it first, then gets it back.

The original purpose of writing was for accounting.

A coin...

We’re doing it again! War in the Middle East that is.

Semitic scrutinizing and jumpstarting the eschaton.

Sumo loves the Jews.

Americans are insane blood thirsty lunatics.

Dispensationalism.

At least the Muslims care about Christ.

Jewish history lesson and Hebrew language lesson.

Read the book of Galations.

People don’t have taste and people should make sense.

Word Repair Service part 2, faith vs fear, slavery never actually went away, eter...

Janice Joplin, the L.A. riots, you can’t deport people en masse, America loves slavery.

What you should do, if you really want to win.

You have to think like a psychopath to get how America works.

Europe and Canada aren’t as good at being slave owners as America.

Re-writing the Epstein narrative.

The Elon and Trump cat fight.

Sumo’s Nephilim deformities.

Profiting from stock dips like what just happened with Telsa.

This is a vibe-run podca...

Brad Kelly’s background and why he left the Art of Darkness podcast.

Tolkien and his lack of character development.

The hero’s journey post World War 2, Catholic vs Protestant stories.

The Internet as the printing press times a hunded.

Grammar used to be different.

Stock market astrology, the Age of Aquarius, the world ended in 2012.

Cave spelunking stories.

Post burning man depression.

Godward does a card trick.

Kavi’s Korner

Who were the N...

Seriah Azkath Interview

Lost civilizations and cycles of collapse, ghost photos, hypnosis is not a memory recovery tool despite what you may have heard.

Liminality experiences.

The pre-Internet world.

Infrared light and why it’s so hard to photograph paranormal phenomena.

UFO sightings.

The world is made out of language.

Water erosion on the Sphinx and Graham Hancock.

Everyone has at least one paranormal story.

After the Interview

The origin...

Tiger King Interview

What it’s like being in jail with Ted Kaczynski.

What were the charges?

Political ambitions

Severed tiger heads in the court room.

Deportations

How Joe got started with tigers and exotic animals.

Employee injuries.

Dealing with tragedy and how to enjoy life.

Religion and Joe’s connection with God.

Paranormal experiences, orbs and ghosts.

The Rest of the Episode

Bonding over miso soup, Sumo’s mad at Cassandra.

Spaying and ne...

Matthew’s ghost hunting origin story and personal landmark cases.

How to use technology and radio waves to communicate with ghosts.

Tesla and Edison’s “Ghost phones.”

Spirits existing as electromagnetic frequencies.

Taunting ghosts and how Sumo wants to get into a physical fight with a demon.

The ghost of Henry Dickson and the Big Tunnel.

The Hitchiker Phenomenon, the Estes Method and how to get started with ghost hunting.

The religious c...

Number stations, what are they? Listening to some recordings.

Austin Metcalf, Sumo doesn’t like Texas, curated reality, faux outrage.

Psy-ops always have tells.

Using twins is the perfect way to fake things.

Even if it’s fake, it’s real.

Sumo’s adventures with a real-life black man, and stickers.

Being mad is easier than being happy.

The system is not in control, you are.

Rule #1: They always have to tell you. The devil can never lie, one-...

Sumo goes and meets Elvis in real life (allegedly).

Arkansas geology, Magnet Town, Elvis’s career and Bob Joyce.

God and or the universe uses fake shysters to point you towards the real.

Are the ruins of Noah’s Ark in Turkey?

Hiding your power levels.

One of Elvis’s grandkids is mixed-race.

Most conspiracy stuff is third hand.

America is infinite, no one actually understands politics. Whatever your vision for America is, it’s way less tha...

Kavi’s thoughts on Jonah, Leviathan and how the Nephilim survived the flood.

Dragons in every ancient culture.

Modern day Nephilim and RH Negative blood.

A is for Adamski, UFO abductions and the Cherokee Indians.

Why has the Jew hate been allowed to increase over recent years?

Neville Lancelot Goddard, the Secret, American’s are still spiritually alive.

Joseph Smith, relics and the Shourd of Turin.

Don’t blackpill, work your own miracles,...

Comic book talk.

Jonah is an incredible story, Leviathan, the Great Fish.

Are the Conan the Barbarian stories actually real history?

Abraham was a minor warlord for awhile.

Behemoth and Leviathan, what are they?

Strange animal husbandry, hybrid bloodlines, giants in the Bible, why the Israelites wiped out entire tribes of people in the Promised Land.

Shape-shifting pigs.

David’s Mighty Men, how tall was Goliath actually? Cubits and measur...

Chess lessons and black people speak a different language.

Godward’s thoughts on the conversation with MyFitnessFeelings from last week.

Benevolent dictatorship, trusting that your government doesn’t want to kill you, the noble lie.

The government is following an alchemical process.

The 4 phases of alchemy.

We love the jews.

Steelman arguments for lying to the public.

People want to be anxious and fearful.

Dentistry is fake.

You can become ...

Thank you to our supporters!

Sleep injuries, rock-climbing injuries, sumo injuries and the Chuck Norris total gym.

Covid retrospective, the most insane things people did, peak insanity, narrative inconsistencies and changing definitions.

The body as a cosmos of itself.

PCR tests, how they (don’t) work, trickery, playing with numbers.

Cult-like behavior and scapegoating.

Sympathizing with the elites.

Talking about Trump and Elon.

UFO encoun...

It’s time for the United States to stop caring about Europe.

America doesn’t do philosophy.

Taking over Greenland.

Wars in non-white countries, no one cares or even knows it’s happening.

Paratroopers, crazy people in the African military running around wearing wedding dresses and eating people.

Interview with Duke of Alba about the current situation in Europe.

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We’re changing the show to make people feel smart.

How do siphons work?

How do mirrors work?

Explanations that make 100% sense but aren’t true.

Be comfortable looking stupid.

Sumo’s new favorite grifter.

Sumo’s adventures with window blinds and abandoned mines.

There’s no free speech in Europe.

Sumo is podcasting from the fringe and must hit a button every hour or the podcast dies.

A.I. short stories, human bodies are mind-bogglingly comple...

It’s always the Super Bowl.

Predictive programming, statistics, gambling on sports, sports are too optimized now and it’s too easy to influence the results of the game.

DOGE and ridiculous government spending.

Catholic churches trafficking refugees.

“Mexicans are like cats.” -Sumo 

Sumo grosses out the audience.

Mount Vesuvius and Pompeii, using A.I. to allegedly read old burned scrolls, how the light spectrum works, Giga Electron Volt B...

Did Bilbo Baggins cheat? Changing the rules of the game.

The New Jersey UFO/drone sightings are still happening, lots of weird stuff, mass hysteria.

Making mistakes, making things bad on purpose, consent harvesting.

Elon Musk’s Nazi salute.

Saying things you don’t believe.

Donald Trump is King of the World!

If you play the game, you lose the game.

Project Stargate’s shi...

The end of the world as we know it.

Tik Tok and how social media sites work, servers are expensive, why did Vine fail?

The Mystical American Patriots Society is the most banned podcast. The written word and audio seem to be mostly allowed but nothing else.

Trump as Caesar and the end of the republic.

Trump launches his $TRUMP meme coin. Cryptocurrency scams, usages, Hawk-Tuah girl did nothing wro...

Everything that’s happened this year so far.

Fake in the Real and Real in the Fake.

Weird names again, we’re allowed to dislike Muslims again.

The Trump Hotel Cybertruck explosion. How do you join ISIS?

War with Iran, war with China. We’re due for some boundary redrawing, trying to get to Greenland.

Six Degress of Hitler and family Hitler stories.

Flashback!

Joshua Cu...