MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY
MYSTICAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS SOCIETY: Sumo & Smokestack's worldview repair and support service. We discuss the blood n' guts of the dystopic modernist technocracy from a Christian perspective, and equip listeners in stripping away putrid layers of decades-old baloney draped over us all by government, academia, and big-tech. We're doing our part to restore the patrimony of medieval European culture, specifically a coherent and satisfying worldview which seamlessly unites the physical and metaphysical, and encourages the flourishing of the human person. THINGS WE MIGHT COVER: Bigfoot. The Church Fathers. Enlightenment dialectical philosophy and its woes. Ghosts. How to build physics equipment. Phantom limb syndrome. Cloning. City planning. How to grow your own food. And much more! ABOUT THE HOSTS: Sumo is a hermit who lives deep in the black forest building enchanted particle accelerators and composing poetry. Smokestack is a podcast producing clone who lives in a hermetically sealed bunker because he has no immune system.
Episodes
Mercenaries are entitled, the Cinderella Effect and the 1KYAE, lindy-ness, prepping for triumph, why you can support the Deep State and the CIA.
Not since the Gospels has there ever been content this good!
Sumo is a Girl Scout.
Starseeds, give woo a chance. Treating America as a holy land.
Why is everyone insane and isn’t it lovely that they are?
Insane theories about the Lindsey Clancey trial.
The Salem Witch Trials.
What if this i...
Classic movies, streaming slop, old movies are slow. We’re on a mission from God.
Hypercubes, Graham’s Number and math for the love of math.
Make us your priority.
Randomness and permutations, surrogate black men.
Biologists can’t do math, that’s why they’re biologists.
What Swedes are like.
Interview with Brad Kelly
Sewer’s, Brad’s books, lying about your ethnicity.
Faith and sin.
Xenopsychology.
Su...
A whole new world. This is not a beginner conspiracy class. Shout out to the Odd Man Out and his podcast.
Introduction to advanced mathematics, duality and being in a relationship with math.
New interpretations of the Odyssey undiscovered for thousands of years.
How dreams work and why they’re cryptic.
The entire idea behind shadow work. Your conscious mind conforms to the super ego. The Lizard people is you.
The religion of the e...
The bizarre crossover of the Lord of the Rings and Star Trek.
Sumo published a new book full of pearls of wisdom, according to clams.
Leonard Nemoy vs William Shatner. Did Leonard Nemoy cause the death of J.R.R. Tolkien?
Happy MAPSOC International Women’s Day! Liquid modernity and yes, women are the problem.
Taking blame, is a collapsing fertility rate a problem?
Can’t Modern Monetary Theory pay for things? Money is a fictio...
In the first half of the episode Sumo and Kavi talk about game poems while Sumo plays some in the background. There’s also talk about the Library of Babel, evolution, the universe and other fun stuff.
In the second half of the episode special guest and friend of the show Chad Wolf joins Sumo to talk about Christopher Nolan’s new Odyssey movie and how it’s a metaphor for World War 2 and the fall of Western Civilizat...
Callin’ Oats and the last gasps of the early Web 1.0 Internet.
This is not a cult.
What are the backrooms? Playing videogames as if they were a musical instrument. Rooms with no purpose.
The difference between the pornographic and the erotic. Infinite choices that all go nowhere.
Anything you can perfectly know isn’t alive.
Pics or it didn’t happen. Urban legends and the concept of skin walkers applied to buildings.
Zoo...
Sumo tries to get A.I. to write a song about slavery.
Interview with Jake Grafman discussing paranormal topics such as UFOs, faith healings, ghosts and much more!
The post interview section where Sumo rants about how amazing slavery is and says some no no words is restricted to members only so we don’t get banned from everywhere.
Sumo’s New Book
Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available!
My attempt to m...
America is really nice and the European economy is very confusing.
Peter Thiel is a giant nerd. Russian Lord of the Rings fan fiction.
The authenticity of images has never existed.
The Vatican issues a special Covid Vaccine coin.
What is this show about?
How do orbits work? The Earth isn’t moving.
What is enlightenment?
Who promised you certainty? Infinite data means anything can be proven.
The truth does not exist in any way that ca...
Melanie and writing songs about things.
Sumo's recent article. Freud and Jung were correct. Medical research, beagles and pagan rituals in modern day.
Intelligent life elsewhere in the universe. Thankfully space isn't real, Starfield and The Last of Us 2.
Esau, spanking and sensitive young men.
Luftwaffe or Country Music Dad, do conservative parents produce leftist children?
Complaints about white men are just traumas about dad.
Corporal...
What was going on with the Tower of Babel?
Paranormal stories from Christopher DiLoreto and talking about the cattle mutilation phenomenon.
Sumo’s New Book
Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available!
My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture: a world where ghosts, miracles, spirits, angels and demons are probable, where Ge...
Noah’s flood, was it universal?
A new interview with Zack Grafman covering the Charismatic Movement, a spectral Jeffrey Epstein, miraculous healings and the real C.S. Lewis.
Links:
Make Clive Lewis weird again Substack
Sumo’s New Book
Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available!
My attempt to make God make sense again. Others have tried. They failed. I probably have too. Volume 1 rebuilds the basic picture...
An American hymn.
Paranormal story adventures.
The hantavirus situation, normies can’t manifest anything, he who seeks will find.
Are we influencers?
Chud the builder and screaming racial slurs at people in public.
Racial differences and justice in America, the victim mindset.
Interview with Elliot Spear about his paranormal adventures.
Sumo’s New Book
Theology With A Spear, Volume 1 - Now Available!
My attempt t...
Kavi forgets that they invented trans-universal communication in the last episode.
You’re not gay enough. Bronze Age Pervert, the fertility crisis and bringing back the rainbow.
BAPist masculinity vs Trad masculinity. Peacocking, leisure and piracy vs dependability, employment and simulated violence.
Arguing about the Shroud of Turin.
The Great Male Renunciation.
You’ve been conditioned by capitalism. Why would anyone want t...
High-powered law offices and old-timey America.
Stories about Sumo as a time-travelling immortal. The voice of Satan for the show.
A political solution to the world’s problem won’t work. Protesting is peasant-coded.
Silent film stars, fat people then vs fat people now, crazy names in the past.
The SPLC situation.
Pro-wresting is real and the world is fake.
Sumo has boots in many puddles.
Citizenship.
Sumo’s milking it so ...
Sumo joins the Frank and Brady show to discuss qntm’s There is No Antimemetics Division.
Also discussed: podcast marriages, hot takes and jestermaxxing, author fetishes, burning bibles and icons, koans, nihilism, EPIC: The Musical, how there’s still great art being made, the explosion of technical competence in all fields, loving people by having fun, how mundane acts of kindness conquer cosmic evil, retvrn is cope, agen...
Podcast reaction content! Featuring the Smokestack plus Duke of Alba conversation.
Flashbacks to Covid, refineries exploding, multiple large files ongoing.
A grand strategy for energy independence. Bringing Venezuela into American influence and control, what if there’s actually an underlying strategy to everything?
The rules-based international order. Being unprepared for things in the current year.
Doomer philosophy, Chinese mil...
Guess who named this episode.
Gerald the Dolphin, so long and thanks for all the fish, Sumo’s seen a lot of people die.
How to call pigs, square dancing, bedazzling, Long Black Train, jangly floppy women.
The story of the Chinese farmer.
Sumo’s kind of like Jesus but not in a blasphemous way.
There is no cabal, you just want to reject the spark of divinity within you because you’re scared.
You are not small, insignifica...
Current day Judaism is more anti-Christ than any other religion in the world.
What an empire normally does vs hastening the end of the world. What happens if they build the Third Temple and nothing happens?
Islamo-Christian vs Judeo-Christian.
Genocidal maniacs in the U.S. government.
Racism is bad.
Micro-aggressions make up for Macro-aggressions.
Don’t return your shopping cart, Freud was never wrong (except when he was). Everyone...
Garfield lore and the reality of adversarial thought forms.
Sumo’s comprehensive guide to understanding, perceiving and combating mythological creatures.
Ideas exist even if nobody currently holds them.
Memes and genes. People don’t have ideas, ideas have people.
Numerical Platonism
Demons vs memes, Cognitohazards and non-human incorporeal beings.
Containment methods.
The anti-meme, self-keeping secrets, what if everyone&rsquo...
Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens and Erika Kirk.
The Parable of the Dishonest Steward. People don’t know what they are.
Kirkegaard and Trump is kind of like a drag queen. How to sex chickens, Diogenes, Alexander the Great and Aristotle.
Jeffrey Epstein didn’t judge people
Charlie Kirk was Candace Owen’s gay bestie. Charlie was constantly getting stones in his basket.
Everyone on the right is pretending to be white and strai...
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