ou’ve heard the Bible quoted in church, on motivational posters, and even in Hollywood movies—but let’s be honest, some of these verses need a little more attitude.
The Bible? Dramatic. Savage. Occasionally petty.
The problem? It doesn’t always read that way.
That’s where The Squirrel-Approved Bible comes in.
In this episode, we’re breaking down:**
📖 The actual meaning of Ezekiel 25:17 (spoiler: Tarantino lied to us).
📖 The biblical FAFO (Mess Around & Find Out) moments no one talks about.
📖 Why some scripture deserves to be read with full-on side-eye energy.
📖 The Squirrel-Approved remix of classic verses—because if we’re interpreting scripture, we might as well give it the dramatic delivery it deserves.
Whether you grew up with Sunday school lessons or you just love a good Old Testament mic drop, this episode is your reminder that the Bible has always been fire—it just needed a little more snark.
🎧 Listen now for the divine sass, and don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and send this to someone who needs a little more biblical side-eye in their life.
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