Necromantic Empire: Fantasy EndGame Capitalism

GILL vs GRIN S 3 EP 30

In the fight of the hour, GILL vs GRIN! Assless fish man vs an OK White Shark! What will happen in this mediocre showdown? Find out in this episode of the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™! PLACE YOUR BETS!

#finalfight #epicshowdown #fightofthecentury #criticalpunch 

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Loaner Boat S 3 EP 29

Ready! Set! GO? After almost destroying the world, First Shift is set out on a race to the new island that formed from the REDACTED! Watch..Um..Listed as they rush of to DEW THEIR DUTY! But first, a small side quest?

#horseglue #shiprepair #ruby #sidequest #hoganburger #goatbegone #leveldown

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The Goblin that Sold the World S3 EP 28

Oh, Great…another long title name…..Hogan sells out! No, that’s not right. Hogan manages to do the one thing you are not supposed to do in the NECROMANTIC EMPIRE™! That’s right! Hogan *REDACTED*! And he and the rest of the world get punished.

#fuckup #gothichorro #cosmichorro #punishment #thingswithtentacles #sothatswherethefoodcomesfrom #fastfood #mawgillacuttywasright

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Don't make me leave you with the other bones S3 EP 27

Maw Gill A Cutty’s friend, or is it fiend? Anyway, they finally meet up. IF you missed it from the last episode, HS took a swing at The 18th and as you know that means it’s time to roll initiative.

#fightclub #arewethebaddies #seax #addyourstrength #ishereallydead

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Seppo comes to town S 3 EP 25 

Second shift lands in Senip Nilbog because of feelings. You read that right. They find some clues and hear about a collapsed cathedral. The hordes of hungry townies try to get some supplies off of our SC’s but there are no hand outs today. And just as they get ready to explore, they realise that then need to secure the submersible……. They are just asking for trouble.

#hashtagsdontwork #hogan #DeepBlue...

Going to the Chapel to get Censered S2 EP 24

After obtaining the ruby and giving it to Hogan Scavenge and his Dead Dog Kreath, our SC’s head to the Kirkyard Chapel to find answers to the note that was attached. Hogan goes to confession, and a Kreath brings the chapel down…. And somehow Cookie starts to change…

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Vonkelende Dinge S 3 EP 23

First Shift is on their way to Gambaatar’s Kirkyard…. Still.

The SCs meet Hogan the Scavenger and his pet Kreath. Together they head to the catacombs of Gambaatar’s Kirkyard in search of the last reliquary of time.  With the help of the Blooder Knife, this is a short trip in a surprisingly peaceful dungeon.

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Be Sure to Eat Your Oranges S 3 EP 22

First Shift is on their way to Gambaatar’s Kirkyard; a grate place to raise a family(even if it isn’t yours). On their way they have a smooth trip and Cookie starts to enforce her War on Scurvy! So Join us on this voyage to First shift's new assignment!

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The Adventure of Darren Dew S 3 EP 21

We have a temp District Manager with a special assignment for the SCs. Somehow Maw Gill A Cutty manages to skip this episode, Damn family dysfunctions. Our remaining SC’s have to playtest a new adventure with an actual wannabe adventure. So get ready to meet Darren Dew, a human that wants to be a crow? We think he’s a ranger? Ranger? Is that right? … who knows. You will! Right after you liste...

The Submersible S 3 EP 20

After 3 episodes of fluff and world building, our Second Shift Spell Components are given a task related to their apparent time anomalies. Find out what our SC’s have to do and what tools they are given to get N.A.I.L. what info they need to go after that G.O.A.T. Demon that has pantsed both storylines.

#RandD #submarine #submersible #ward #arquebus #roomfullofspies #CEOseason #NYC #ASMR #elevatormusic #...

Tour of GPG S 3 EP 19

We stretch out this section of the story line to bring you more Elevator Muzak and then a tour of N.A.I.L.’s Grey Matter’s Preventative Gadgets! And in no way apologize for what our players bring out in me.

#tour #grey #defensiveaccessories #andyouthoughttheNECROMANTICEMPIREWASBAD #NYC #ASMR #elevatormusic #imp #Ward #ratfolk #rat #knifebomb #clipboard

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Play that Funky Muzak Fish Boy S 3 EP 18

Hello! And Welcome to the next episode of the WAITING GAME! Where our Spell Components are trying to deliver a package. But this package is secondary to their personal quests of wanting to talk to the time NERD at N.A.I.L!  Just wait; that's what their doing.

#package #delivery #runner #ulteriormotives #timenerd #timey #whimey #NYC #ASMR #elevatormusic #imp #spar #chokehold #earworm

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NAIL ED IT S 3 EP 17

Second Shift finally makes it to N.A.I.L. and limps their way through looking for the Era Domination Information Technology. Butt First!, I mean but first, they have to drop off the package from their SUP.  Let's take a trip to the BRUTAL architecture that is N.A.I.L.

#brutalarchitecture #NAIL #science #informationtechnology #it #gelatinouscube #commute #missionplausible  #kobold #coffeecup #bladerunner #NYCAS...

The Golden REDACTED S 3 EP 16

Chet finds Hogan, Cookie, and Kreath while they try to retrieve the REDACTED. In a fight for REDACTED, the crew wanders REDACTED deep REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED mayonnaise. So follow along and try to keep up with out NPCs as they search the REDACTED within the town of Sinepnog.

#chet #weirdencounters  #redacted #goodberries #bloodcurse  #Legendaryactionisnotawish  #catastrophy  #catacomb #lemmy #lege...

HOLY CHET! THE DMITA S 3 EP 15

Chet, after leaving his castle from the Goblin peninsula after the attack from |Hogan and his crew, [see Elbert’s OOPS ALL COMBAT! Episode  S3 EP 10] is on his way to disrupt SCAT.  With the fizzy wand in hand, Second Shift is the only thing standing between a good time at SCAT and the event actually happening. Lets see  how out NPCs handle Chet, El Bert and their minions….Take it away

#chet #weirde...

SCAT SECURITY S 3 EP 14

Second Shift is looking for a way to get to N.A.I.L. and find out what they can about time travel and time demons.  Do they get to? Not yet, they are NPCs and have work to do.

#publictransport #kubota #security #ACAB #SCAT #spellcomponentappreciationtime #coffee #longrest #npclrla #magicwands #terrorists #shenanigans 

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Meet Kubota, again S3 EP 13

Guard Duty on the Spectral Levitation Transport; What more could a low level NPC want than to be stuck playing Babysitter on a mass transportation system that just opened up? NPCLRLA, probably. Anyway, this episode is hijacked by Kubota once again, and it's onward to yet another fork in the pants….. Of time

#publictransport #kubota #tracktor #nightmare #ticketsplease #guardduty #SLTs #npcs #whatdidwele...