Net Positive with John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative
Episodes
April 23, 2025 • 74 mins
Katy Perry goes to space, our new race car, and our big plans for this summer… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC
5/4 - Richmond, VA
5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK
5/10 - Shreveport, LA
5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS
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April 16, 2025 • 67 mins
Rory memes, Trump at church, financing Coachella, and what you can and can’t finance… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/2-3 - Charlotte, NC
5/4 - Richmond, VA
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April 9, 2025 • 78 mins
Christian tornados, the best sports naps, racist activities, political vows, and praying for Tesla… On the net, it’s a positive.
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632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tulsa, OK
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensaco...
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April 2, 2025 • 67 mins
Stage names, uncool encores, vocal rest, and Outback… On the net, it’s a positive.
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632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tulsa, OK
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 - Fresno, CA
4/19 - San Diego, CA
4/25 - Ft. Myers, FL
4/26 - Tampa, FL
4/27 - Pensacola, FL
5/1 - Sarasota, FL
5/2-3 - Charlotte, N...
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March 26, 2025 • 75 mins
Financing DoorDash, giving birth in a river, the rules of changing your name once married, and giving some advice on phone usage… On the net, it’s a positive.
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632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/28 - Grand Junction, CO
3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT
4/11 - Omaha, NE
4/12 - Wichita, KS
4/13 - Tulsa, OK
4/17 - Sacramento, CA
4/18 -...
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March 19, 2025 • 101 mins
Predicting the 2028 Election, drinking for lent, the two kinds of debates, and starting a cult … On the net, it’s a positive.
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632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/28 - Grand Junction, CO
3/29-30 - Salt L...
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March 12, 2025 • 83 mins
Satan’s algorithm, Bible guns, a booze-free bar, and moms are fake busy?… On the net, it’s a positive.
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632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/28 - Grand Junction, CO
3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT
4/11 - Oma...
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March 5, 2025 • 104 mins
Consuming sea salt before a workout, the college dropout spectrum, shirt ripping tips, and letting your friends know you have a manager… On the net, it’s a positive.
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632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/...
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February 26, 2025 • 91 mins
Mountain Dew conspiracies, not having that app, feet up topics, and judging your explore pages… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/28 - Grand Junction, CO
3/29-30 - Salt La...
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February 19, 2025 • 91 mins
What makes a good country concert, not having social media, going to hair school, and John’s failed business idea… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/23 - Cincinnati, OH
3/28 - Grand Junction, C...
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February 12, 2025 • 77 mins
Super Bowl recap, our thoughts on Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show, coffee snobs, and room temp IQs… On the net, it’s a positive
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632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
2/13 Rochester, NY
2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA
2/15 - Tysons, VA
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. Louis, MO
3/21 - Myrtle Beach, SC
3/22 - Lynchburg, VA
3/...
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February 5, 2025 • 102 mins
Church homework, Kaepernick jerseys, corporate shows, and cracking the code of religion… On the net, it’s a positive
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632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
2/6 - Bowling Green, KY
2/7 - Indianapolis, IN
2/8 - Columbus, OH
2/13 Rochester, NY
2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA
2/15 - Tysons, VA
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St. L...
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January 29, 2025 • 101 mins
Trailer tornadoes, smoking vs vaping, attracting men, truck nuts, and camping chairs… On the net, it’s a positive
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632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
1/30 - Fayetteville, NC
1/31 - Greensboro, NC
2/1 - Shippensburg, PA
2/6 - Bowling Green, KY
2/7 - Indianapolis, IN
2/8 - Columbus, OH
2/13 Rochester, NY
2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA
2/1...
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January 22, 2025 • 77 mins
Grape juice, worship symphonies, Left-leaning boats, and Walmart body cams… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Lagos Creative
632 Fogg St, Ste 10
Nashville, TN 37203
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
1/24-26 Raleigh, NC
1/30 - Fayetteville, NC
1/31 - Greensboro, NC
2/1 - Shippensburg, PA
2/6 - Bowling Green, KY
2/7 - Indianapolis, IN
2/8 - Columbus, OH
2/13 Rochester, NY
2/14 - Wilkes-Ba...
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January 15, 2025 • 114 mins
Private firefighters, quests for men, marriage books, and influencer couples… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
1/24-26 Raleigh, NC
1/30 - Fayetteville, NC
1/31 - Greensboro, NC
2/1 - Shippensburg, PA
2/6 - Bowling Green, KY
2/7 - Indianapolis, IN
2/8 - Columbus, OH
2/13 Rochester, NY
2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA
2/15 - Tysons, VA
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - St....
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January 8, 2025 • 87 mins
A deep dive into which religion is best, plus the first ever Catholics vs Protestants Celeb Draft… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
1/30 - Fayetteville, NC
1/31 - Greensboro, NC
2/1 - Shippensburg, PA
2/6 - Bowling Green, KY
2/7 - Indianapolis, IN
2/8 - Columbus, OH
2/13 - Rochester, NY
2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA
2/15 - Tysons, VA
3/7 - Branson, MO
3/8 - Kansas City, MO
3/9 - ...
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December 25, 2024 • 58 mins
We had so much fun with the first round of holiday advice that we’re running it back. Not sure if we’re really helping anybody but… on the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
1/30 - Fayetteville, NC
1/31 - Greensboro, NC
2/1 - Shippensburg, PA
2/6 - Bowling Green, KY
2/7 - Indianapolis, IN
2/8 - Columbus, OH
2/13 - Rochester, NY
2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA
2/15 - Tysons, VA
3/7 - Branson...
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December 18, 2024 • 56 mins
We opened up the inbox and answered your questions about how to navigate the holidays…and we immediately regretted it. On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
12/6 - Toledo, OH
12/7 - Chicago, IL
12/8 - Davenport, IA
1/30 - Fayetteville, NC
1/31 - Greensboro, NC
2/1 - Shippensburg, PA
2/6 - Bowling Green, KY
2/7 - Indianapolis, IN
2/8 - Columbus, OH
2/13 - Rochester, NY
2/14 - Wil...
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December 11, 2024 • 80 mins
Quitting your job to sell hand turkeys, what’s going on with TikTok, and why your Amazon packages are late… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
12/6 - Toledo, OH
12/7 - Chicago, IL
12/8 - Davenport, IA
1/30 - Fayetteville, NC
1/31 - Greensboro, NC
2/1 - Shippensburg, PA
2/6 - Bowling Green, KY
2/7 - Indianapolis, IN
2/8 - Columbus, OH
2/13 - Rochester, NY
2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, ...
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December 4, 2024 • 76 mins
Country father figures, red carpet snubs, cancelled lyrics, and kickin’ Shaboozey… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
12/6 - Toledo, OH
12/7 - Chicago, IL
12/8 - Davenport, IA
1/30 - Fayetteville, NC
1/31 - Greensboro, NC
2/1 - Shippensburg, PA
2/6 - Bowling Green, KY
2/7 - Indianapolis, IN
2/8 - Columbus, OH
2/13 - Rochester, NY
2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA
2/15 - Tysons, VA
3/7 ...
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