Net Positive with John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
Episodes
December 17, 2025 • 53 mins
Solving your holiday problems, one joke at a time (with some real advice too)… On the net it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
1/23 Joliet, IL
1/24 Effingham, IL
1/25 Nashville, TN
2/19 Nashville, TN
2/20 Springfield, MO
2/22 Louisville, KY
2/26 Ithaca, NY
2/27 Reading, PA
2/28 Glenside, PA
3/1 New York, NY
3/19 Milwaukee, WI
3/20 Jackson, MI
3/21 Rockford, IL
3/22 Cedar Rapids, IA
3/2...
Mark as Played
December 10, 2025 • 79 mins
Taking hotel pillows, Chiefs Church, using an uber as an ambulance, and Gold, Glory, And Girls… On the net it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/13 - Johnstown, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
1/23 Joliet, IL
1/24 Effingham, IL
1/25 Nashville, TN
2/20 Springfield, MO
2/22 Louisville, KY
2/26 Ithaca, NY
2/27 Reading, PA
2/28 Glenside, PA
3/1 New York, NY...
Mark as Played
December 3, 2025 • 108 mins
The State Of The Union of churches in 2025, bad Jesus interactions, Pastor load management, Going to online church, and pastors using AI… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall, PA
12/14 - Buffalo, NY
1/23 - Joliet,...
Mark as Played
November 26, 2025 • 75 mins
John’s brain test, sports fan age ranges, not fitting in with the crowd, and our takes on turkey… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall...
Mark as Played
November 19, 2025 • 99 mins
Dressing up the band, what touring life is like, the Gen Z comeback, and the current dating scene… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - Munhall,...
Mark as Played
November 12, 2025 • 75 mins
Government shutdown, when moms go out of town, watching other people’s bags, and calling out gross behavior… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 - South Bend, IN
12/12 - ...
Mark as Played
November 5, 2025 • 92 mins
How Tim Tebow changed high school sports in Florida, his favorite coach stories, how our society lacks purpose, and living passionately... On the net, it's a positive
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Pho...
Mark as Played
October 29, 2025 • 70 mins
Poor decor, having expensive taste, Primetime's prayer, and playing more or less... On the net, it's a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix, AZ
12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA
12/7 - Redding, CA
12/11 ...
Mark as Played
October 22, 2025 • 69 mins
ChatGPT being a yes man, parking in two spots, standing ovations, market is always right... On the net, it's a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abilene, TX
11/21 - San Antonio, TX
11/22 - Tyler, TX
11/23 - Austin, TX
12/5 - Phoenix,...
Mark as Played
October 15, 2025 • 93 mins
The wink that started it all, crying on podcasts, ripped jeans in church, and how Candace got John hacked… On the net, it’s a positive. works best
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8 - Spokane, WA
11/9 - Tacoma, WA
11/20 - Abil...
Mark as Played
October 8, 2025 • 82 mins
Instagram throwback, comparing, paying $100 for being late, ministry team, and finding delight in humankind... On the net, it's a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingham, AL
10/25 - Chattanooga, TN
11/7 - Boise, ID
11/8...
Mark as Played
October 1, 2025 • 89 mins
Mt. Rushmore of radio, breaking out Amazing Grace, Charlie Kirk’s Memorial, and worshipping on South Beach… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cleveland, OH
10/24 - Birmingh...
Mark as Played
September 24, 2025 • 75 mins
Sports betting, blessed Hondas, lobster eventually tastes like soap, choosing your hard, and why hope is still the best investment… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Gre...
Mark as Played
September 17, 2025 • 75 mins
… On the meta, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Greenville, SC
10/16 - York, PA
10/17 - Detroit, MI
10/18 - Cle...
Mark as Played
September 10, 2025 • 84 mins
The state of Nashville, why the truth is complicated, and building a wall for the Titans… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/12-14 - Huntsville, AL
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 ...
Mark as Played
September 3, 2025 • 72 mins
Gambling on sports, looking at the groom, and the correction effect… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/11 - Gree...
Mark as Played
August 27, 2025 • 78 mins
The engagement story, the open bar test, the Cracker Barrel rebrand, and Taylor Swift vs Katt Williams... On the net, it's a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
8/30 - Las Vegas, NV
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, O...
Mark as Played
August 20, 2025 • 57 mins
You gave us more church problems, we gave you more "advice"… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
8/30 - Las Vegas, NV
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10...
Mark as Played
August 13, 2025 • 54 mins
You gave us your church problems, and we fixed them (maybe)… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
8/30 - Las Vegas, NV
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - Knoxville, TN
10/1...
Mark as Played
August 6, 2025 • 79 mins
Screaming for the DJ, non-alcoholic bars, Uber for women, and too much dopamine… On the net, it’s a positive.
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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
8/30 - Las Vegas, NV
9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI
9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN
9/21 - Paducah, KY
9/26 - North Charleston, SC
9/27 - Macon, GA
9/28 - Hiawassee, GA
10/2 - Evansville, IN
10/3 - Dayton, OH
10/4 - Peoria, IL
10/10 - K...
Mark as Played
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