Net Positive with John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
Episodes
May 6, 2026 • 68 mins
Laying Spirit to rest, what your coffee order says about you, the quarter zip trend, and ring by spring… On the net, it’s a positive.
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April 29, 2026 • 72 mins
Solo events, judging seat maps, marriage counseling, and toes and nails… On the net, it’s a positive.
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April 22, 2026 • 75 mins
Condoleezza Rice, John’s DoorDash incident, IRS banter, and putting down the bag of rocks… On the net, it’s a positive.
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April 15, 2026 • 104 mins
ChatGPT helping dumb people, fighting people online, and group chat dynamics… On the net, it’s a positive.
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April 8, 2026 • 73 mins
Origins of the easter bunny, landing on the moon, going to concerts, and saying "bro"… On the net, it’s a positive.
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April 1, 2026 • 72 mins
Ancient memes, getting replaced, post game pressers, and almost cussing… On the net, it’s a positive.
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March 25, 2026 • 96 mins
Right vs Left, Brett’s first political video, indoctrination, and how to be online… On the net, it’s a positive.
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March 18, 2026 • 61 mins
The world is not a bad place, being a fan-in-law, possession arrows, and having more numbers... On the net, it's a positive.
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March 11, 2026 • 106 mins
Roasting our worst takes of all time... On the net, it's a positive.
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March 5, 2026 • 91 mins
The state of comedy, punchlines, who is allowed on stage, and keeping your enemas closer … On the net, it’s a positive.
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February 25, 2026 • 80 mins
USA, rethinking hate, starting a family, and big screen purchases... On the net, it's a positive.
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February 18, 2026 • 96 mins
Cruises, the radio era, show cancellations, concert horror stories, and christian films… On the net, it’s a positive.
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February 11, 2026 • 88 mins
Take and bake pizza, sharing locations, super bowl recap, and getting around the internet… On the net, it’s a positive.
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February 4, 2026 • 69 mins
Sharing things, pausing parties, doctor families, rich kid disclaimers… On the net, it’s a positive.
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January 28, 2026 • 77 mins
John’s recent vacation, having a snow car, foreign history books, making your spouse a “no hang list”, and giving to your landlord… On the net, it’s a positive.
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January 21, 2026 • 70 mins
Going to a catholic church, John’s Uber battle, graduation or wedding, and places we WILL be going… On the net, it’s a positive.
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January 14, 2026 • 79 mins
All things country music, green room stories, and of course plenty of laughs to go around… On the net, it’s a positive.
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January 7, 2026 • 74 mins
Internet experts, sleep supportive families, and borrowing your husband… On the net, it’s a positive.
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December 31, 2025 • 96 mins
Growing up in the church, bible versions, the origins of The Bible Recap… On the net it’s a positive.
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December 24, 2025 • 85 mins
We’re back once again, solving your holiday problems one joke at a time… On the net it’s a positive.
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