Never Gonna Do That

Lead investigators, Garrett and Sara, welcome special guest, Jessica, an esteemed criminal profiler who will help shine a light into the darkest corners of the most depraved minds. Have you ever danced with the Devil? Listen in as the NGDT crime unit pieces together the puzzle of what drove one man to cha cha choke the life out of a local  community.

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Secret Agents Garrett, Sara, and Rodger lead a delicate undercover operation full of international espionage where danger lurks around every corner and nothing is what it seems. There’s no telling when you might discover a mole in your midst. Ya can’t even trust your good old granny anymore.

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Work through your rage with the gang during this week's Christmas conversation about KEVIN!!! That’s right...It’s 2020 kids, and the beloved Home Aloner is all grown up and out for blood!  

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Co-Hosts Garrett and Sara unwrap the sugary tummy ache that is the "Hallmark-ish" holiday movie with the help of return guest, Lisa. From princes and bakers to dreamy hometown hunks and merry mishaps, this episode is a Christmas confection unto itself, and the perfect Tinsel Town template for LOVE.

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Co-Hosts, Garrett and Sara, continue celebrating Never Gonna Do That’s first Christmas season with a collaborative  performance of Twas the Night After Christmas; the somewhat obscure sequel to the more popular, Twas the Night Before Christmas. This delightful poem was originally published in 1901 as a part of a collection of Christmas stories entitled "Dear Santa." 

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For Never Gonna Do That’s first Christmas, we wanted to do something special. Tonight, Garrett treats us to a traditional reading of the beloved poem: "A Visit From St. Nicholas" more commonly known as "Twas The Night Before Christmas," written by Clement C. Clark, and first published 1823. 

Happy Holidays from our family, to you, whom we consider family.

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Co-Hosts Garrett and Sara jump into the wacky world of animation with NGDT special guest, Mario. Grab a bowl of your favorite cereal and kick back on the couch as they touch on cartoon classics from the last 50 years and then dream up some of their own deranged storylines.

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Garrett and Sara talk turkey and give "hanks" in this holiday celebration of Tom that is stuffed to the brim with imagined adventures big and small.

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Garrett, Sara, and return guest Rodger, conclude last week's conversation with musings on the hellish horrors of Hollywood and monsters making a comeback.

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Garrett, Sara, and return guest Rodger, accidentally create a role-playing game for theatre kids that combines slinging sammies and big dreams of the stage with a healthy helping of reality. 

This "mini-sode" ends on a cliffhanger so make sure to come back next week when we’ll conclude our conversation with Rodger and finally hear the haunting, horrible, Hollywood horror story of where monsters and dreams go to d...

Sara and special guest, CC, unite their girl power for a juicy conversation on everything from cosmetics and science projects to what happens in the locker room, witchcraft...and even visits from a certain someone in red. Oh, and Garrett is here too!

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NGDT welcomes special guest, Noel. This learned lady definitely knows how to keep a discussion lively and a body fresh. Together, we’re exploring what makes us afraid---from unyielding murder machines to unnamed things that go bump in the night.

For the month of October, we’ll be talking even more monsters, definitely death, and a whole lotta horror hijinks, all while welcoming in goulish guests each week.

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Co-Hosts, Garrett and Sara, are accompanied this week by special guest, Tara---a mad scientist of international regard who aims to research the limits of the human mind. Their chilling conversation explores everything from cannibal cookouts and concealing corpses in haunted houses to terrifying trick-or-treats, candy cannons, serial killers, and more!

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Join co-hosts, Garrett and Sara, as they welcome their monster-oggling guest, Archie, for the wildly romantic kick-off to Season Two! Whether it be contemplating mummy seduction, conjuring up gravity monsters, or engaging in a secret tryst with the Loch Ness Monster, this episode promises to be devastatingly delightful. There’s just no telling what sort of beastly pleasures are behind door number two!

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Join Sara, her co-guide, Garrett, and guest traveller, Rodger, as they embark on an untethered dive into new realities, alternate timelines, and unchecked lunacy. No matter what dimensional door they step through, they eventually find themselves entering...THE COUNCIL OF THE CAGES.

This is the final episode of NGDT: Season One!

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Join the reefer rebellion with Jolt soda wizard man, Garrett, his co-host, Sara Smile, and NGDT's first-ever guest brainstormer, Lisa Lovely. This episode is perfect for potheads, magic mushroom munchers, and everyone else too! 

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Do you want the biggest party of your life to happen after it's all ended? This episode is for YOU! Get blotto gellato with the craziest and absolutely hottest bodies that have gone cold. Snatch your free pass and ditch those expectations. It’s time to get down in dirty town as we put the FUN (and the FUNK) in funeral!

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You are about to enter the podcast of never gonna do that. The people are dumb. The jokes are dumb. The rulings ARE we will never do that. This is Sara's take on Human Resources---reminding us that if you’re ever involved in a dispute with another employee and the two of you just can’t seem to work it out, don’t take HR into your own hands. Take them to court. OFFICE COURT.

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Was there ever a moment when you questioned why we’re all here? Have you ever felt like you’re missing out on what matters? Do you know deep inside that you have something special to share? In today's podcast, you will find the answers to these questions and step onto the path towards your purpose. So, open up the Joy Book with us and discover what it’s like to make your mark by high-fiving your way into hearts big and small a...