If you thought Ben talked too fast...
Welcome to Nevermind the RumourMill! The hottest gossip and semi-confirmed #BTC, #ETH and #ALT coin news, insights, and opinions podcast #EVER! Every Monday Wed and Friday! Usually, with Ben and Anastasia.... but today, umm, Hunter.... ? (are you okay Ben?)
Whatever brings your here, remember this is infotainment NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE
Sort of a script...
A - 'its Friday the 20th of May, and he won't tell me why, but Ben's told me to have the day off. I'll see you all on Monday, and I apologise for whatever comes next!"
Ben checked out
hippy loser!!!!
So you gots me instead see…
right, what is this all about… gossip… magical internet money….
Well….
HERE GOES EVERYTHING
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Business Insider and Henry Blodget Goes After @elonmusk. No ones friend, Dave Protney…. Says the article was soooo fuckign flimsy they had
NO interest in the truth!
Sexual assault charges… great start to the show…
THANKS, DAVE!
Open sea have blocked the sale of a Bored APe, suspecting it to be contaminated with Monkey Pox…
Terra Luna 2.0 - It’s happening… but
Don’t do it. End of story.
Fancy pants watchmakers Tag Huer accept shitcoin Shib.
US households
USA USA USA!!!!
Own ⅓ of all the cryptos out there, the greedy capitalist scum…
LEARN TO SHARE MURICA!
But don;t share your shjitty Miami coin, which down
90%!
No source on this made up nonsense, but nonetheless…
DO KWONNNNNNN apppparently sold most of the major Terra Labs assets 2 days before LUNA and UST imploded…
AND YOU’RE SURPRISED BY THIS!?
DOGE founder,
Billy Markus….
HAs been labelled DOGE-Y
Seriously? WHo the FUCK writes this shit?
(Off screen - JUST FUCKING READ THE LINES YOU ASSHOLE!)
Billy MARKUS has been labelled, Dodgy
(DRUM DRUM CYMBAL)
By Doge holders as he comes out as being a cat person, and that Doge was only meant for tipping pet food delivery drivers..,..
Mmmmmkkkkkaaaayyyyyy thennnnnnnj
OUTRO
That’s your lot. Get lost.
A - Please remember, as virtually famous as we are, we’re not yoru financial advisors. And if you enjoyed the show, subscribe and like the video, because I said so.
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