August 21, 2025 • 53 mins
Buckle up, babes. This week’s New Yorker of the Week is the one and only Amber Singletary!! She's the host of the viral TikTok series Judgy and one of the funniest stand-ups on the NYC circuit. We talk Washington Square Park interviews, college dating scandals, and the true meaning of “Moon Day.” This episode killed us (in truly the best way possible). ENJOY!!
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(00:15):
Wow, it's been a marathon for ustoday.
Really it, it's like that thing that you were talking about with
the podcasters who are like, I'mso tired.
It's like, I really, we really get it.
Podcasting is hard. My hard life, my social battery
is winding way down. Yeah, well, it's just us now.
It's just us now. It's just us.
(00:37):
But we do have an amazing guest on today.
Yeah. Who was.
She's truly one of the funniest comedians I've seen.
Like, she's so quick. She's so articulate.
She's so like in it. I just.
I'm fangirling a little bit. Yeah, but I.
No, she was really great. She's so her interview is so
much more of just like, like chatting with her and her just
(00:59):
being funny and sharing her stories.
Like, you have to stay. You literally, you have to
listen to this. If you're a part of that
demographic that leaves after this part, this isn't going to
be very long. So you better, you better sit
down. Yeah, sit down.
Stick around. So do the intro.
Yeah. I'm Hannah Drillander and I'm
Nora Fried. And you're listening to New
Yorker of the Week. Do you look right at the camera?
(01:20):
No, I never look up into the. Distance.
I was just doing that too. I was like, I'm in a drill under
and you're listening and I was and.
You're Nora freed, and I'm just.Kind of bopping my eyes around
Papa. Yeah.
What did you want to tell me? I.
Wanted to tell you some facts about the human body she's.
Been trying to help me this since I arrived.
And I just haven't been able to fully tell you the full
(01:42):
breakdown. So I'll tell you now.
Tell me women. So I'm OK, I'm reading this
book. I've been reading it for a
couple months now, coming on like we've all.
Benefited from the book. We've all learned a lot.
The book is called Eve, the 200 million History, 200 million
Year History of the Evolution ofthe female body so.
(02:06):
I shouldn't have been in the squeaky chair today because I've
been uncomfortable. I'm so sorry.
We'll we'll switch it around. Is this about to?
Leave. No, no, no.
But I'm saying like in general, we'll switch.
And do you think it's the one from the hallway is the last
squeaky? Because maybe we bring, maybe we
swap them, maybe we swap them. But right now I don't know which
one the hallway 1 is. I think the hallway we can do.
(02:28):
It's really this is not. Good.
You guys want to stay to figure out which chair is Nora's
hallway chair versus kitchen chair you.
Have really cute chairs for the podcast.
One of them is a little squeaky.And right now I'm in, of course,
now I move and now I move, and it's silent when you're in it.
It's over. You're.
Fucked. And it's like, Nora's about to
tell a story. So I'm like, oh, let me settle
in in my chair. And then it like makes the
(02:49):
loudest noise possible. It's like, OK, well now I guess
I shouldn't have done that. So let me tell you about the the
female body. Tell us so this we the women.
Women are more sensitive to higher pitches and therefore can
hear higher voices and higher sounds, whereas men are more
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sensitive to lower pitches and can hear things on the lower
end. But are have and both women and
men. Men have trouble hearing high
sounds, women have trouble hearing low sounds.
So like when a baby cries, a lotof times a man will sleep
through it, whereas a woman willjump up and get the.
Baby how awful. Like honestly, like that's just
(03:34):
like we already had to make it and we had to birth it and now
we're the only one that can hearit cry like.
Yeah. And then and then sometimes with
a man, like, for example, the woman gave an example that her
boyfriend used to play a lot of video games.
And the video games would reallybother her because it was a lot
of like zombie shooting. And she'd be like, how can you
(03:54):
sit here and listen to all this?Like, you know, this?
It's just like people screaming and shooting.
And he's like, it does not bother me at all.
It's because he can't hear it inthe same way that she can.
See. But what is what is the
retaliation like? What is something they hear that
we get to sleep through? So that's what I'm looking for
when I hear that baby fact. And you know what I mean.
(04:18):
OK, so one thing is this was this was kind of a little random
to hear, but sometimes when a man is fixing your computer, I'm
sorry, I know it's like not it'skind of like stereotypical like
like gender hell. But sometimes I guess an example
(04:39):
is like a woman will be sitting on her computer and it's very
clear, like the fan is going or something.
Everyone computers have like fans and the woman like won't
hear it at all, whereas the man will be like your computer's
about to like blow up. So women, you should be having
babies and men, you should be intech, you're better suited for
it and we should be home with the kids.
(05:01):
I was reading it and I was kind of like.
That's a bomb. So this sucks.
See, it's. Like when I hear that like men
are are, it's not their fault they're sleeping through babies
crying, Their brains aren't ready for it.
I'm like, OK, that's fine. But I want something that like I
sleep through that I get to sleep through that taunts
sleeping through the fan. I'm sleeping through the fan of
(05:23):
my computer. And he he can't, he can't sleep
through it. He wishes he could the.
Thing is, the more I read this book, the more I realize it's
like the woman's body is so advanced and so like we're so
needed in a way that men just aren't.
Yeah, they. Aren't like they?
Literally they're just kind of there and being like, you know,
and it's like we. Need very little from them
(05:44):
compared to what we need from women.
Yeah. Like your body is just so
you're. You're the source of all truth.
But I've been I've been finding that I've like, I think I'm like
really an apologist for men. Really.
Like, I think that I was talkingthe other day about how to
Claire, about how you, like, think you're at a stage where
like you just do not like men atall.
(06:06):
Yeah. OK.
You. Well, you said that you were
like, I just hate them. I did.
I think I'm still like any little anything and I'm like,
all right, I'm over it with men like I'm really like.
I mean, I'm going to give that guy a chance.
The one who said something scaryto me on the app.
Of course, whatever. I'm still going to give him a
chance. You know what I'm going to
propose is because it's raining out, I'm going to ask him if he
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wants to do a FaceTime date tonight.
Oh. It's.
Fun because I because I'm feeling a little low energy and
so I want to like decompress have a moment I have some emails
to send and then I'm going to belike do you want to have a quick
little like FaceTime and if he'sscary on the FaceTime then it's
like goodbye because then. It's like, thank, that was
something I remember. Like I was so thankful the
pandemic did. Was it normalized like having a
(06:50):
call first, let's have a call because I used to go on so many
dates and I would not schedule anything that night.
I would leave work, I would get dressed, I would go, I would
possibly spend money on a drink if I got there first only for
them to suck. And then post pandemic, it's
like it. Well, then I if I met you in
person, that was different. But like, if I met you on the
app like the norm was now, like,let's have a FaceTime and then
(07:14):
decide, right? And like, that really saves you.
Yeah. From, like, wasting a night on
someone who might suck. Yeah.
No, I think it's a good tactic it.
Should be the. Norm like you should always do
that before you go out in person.
Yeah, I've I've the two people I've done it with, I've had good
dates with. They haven't the relationship
has not lasted, but I've had twogood dates out of it, which is
(07:38):
nice. Yeah, cuz at least I'm like, OK,
I'm doing this and like I'm gonna have a nice night even if
it's not gonna last forever. I know that I'm not having a bad
night, which has happened before.
Yeah. It's so easy to have a good
night on a date and guys do not realize that it's so fucking
easy. What I really found two
questions and pay for the bill and what I really.
Found is like how how how men don't even know how close they
(08:02):
are to sex. It's like I almost was literally
willing to have sex with every person I was on a date with and
like it was like balls in your court because I'm already ready.
You just need to be nice. Like literally just be like
nice, maybe a little funny and you didn't even have to buy the
drink. And I was like down and they
would just say something so scary and insane where I was
(08:25):
like, well, now I can't because then if I die, everyone's going
to be like, well, no shit, she died.
Did you hear what he said? But it's like you're, you're
always like men, I feel like don't realize how like Wolf, he
hung up this, he bought these things.
He wanted to hang his guitars. He bought the guitar hangers, he
bought and framed the art. He wants to go in the middle.
He hung up the guitars all day. Like he did that.
(08:48):
And we have been doing really well because he just did
something, you know what I mean?And it's like when Wolf and I
aren't doing well, you can just chalk it up to the fact that
he's not doing anything. He's just like being unhelpful.
Like they do the littlest thing and I'm like, I'm ready.
I love you. Let's have sex.
Things are perfect. All I've wanted my whole life is
(09:09):
for a man to buy me flowers and it's never happened before that.
Is so sick I bought you flowers.I know.
I know that's crazy. Friends have bought me flowers.
My mom's got me flowers. My dad.
But like, it wasn't, you know, it doesn't.
Yeah, it doesn't count. So I used to my dad ever did.
Really My? Dad sent me, Yeah.
(09:31):
Well, anyways, I the thing, it'sjust such a simple thing.
And I remember when I was in my first job out of college and
Valentine's Day came around and I really felt the effects of
everyone getting flower deliveries.
Very similar to the Pam in the Office when Phyllis is getting
(09:52):
like, you know, a teddy. Bear a teddy bear, Chocolate,
some flowers. Yeah, I really felt that.
And then I was like, OK, my nextjob, I'm just going to send
myself something and be like, Ohmy God.
I cannot believe he. Is so crazy for me.
But at every job, I've always been incredibly underpaid.
And then the idea of me sending myself like a huge bouquet of
(10:13):
roses didn't really just seem like and.
Like God forbid they're like this order was placed by Nora.
Like, God forbid they say it andyou're just like, in front of
everyone in the office. I think you meant for Nora.
Thank you. It's just like it's such a
simple thing you. Know what I did at my first
corporate job? What did you do?
I asked an ex-boyfriend to send me flowers all because it was
(10:35):
mortifying. I literally was like I'll send
you money I can't be part of this.
Did you send the money? I.
Didn't send the money. He was a good ex-boyfriend.
You have really. Good exes I.
Have good ex boyfriends. Any anyone is searching you can
just look through that pool. I would say anyone I've dated
for more than three months is inthe clear, is gonna is gonna
communicate with you, definitelynot gonna cheat on you.
(10:57):
Gonna be really chill and funny.A little funny, but like, in
their own way, not like in a universal way.
Yeah, I would say that's their thing.
They're they're individual. They're not.
Like funny across the board. They're kind of like, you'll see
that little quirk and it'd be really funny, yeah.
I I mean your show Hannah did a show where she and like.
(11:18):
I wanna do it again, but the girl Carlos is seeing told me to
never bother him with a questionlike doing the show again.
But Carlos was like, you know, I'm down.
I was like, OK, well, she's messaging me and I don't want to
be that girl. You know who's like causing an
issue in a polyamorous relationship to how do.
You even cause an issue in a polyamorous relationship I.
(11:39):
She didn't like that I was saying on stage about how big
his Dick was, but I'm sorry. When it's that big, it's
something to talk about. Let's give.
That's news worth spreading. Yeah, totally.
And she was not the first show. She was more than welcome to
come, but that was like a that. Was like a big why she didn't
come see but this is what. I'm saying his ex-girlfriend
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that he was with for seven years, Sophia, she came.
So it's like maybe she needs to do some inward work 'cause like
Carlos seems open, his exes seemopen, his friends seem open.
And it's like, if you, I know what you're going through, I too
tried to be in a polyamorous relationship with Carlos and
pretend I was happy. And then I was like, I don't
want to be in a polyamorous relationship if you do.
(12:22):
That if that's another show thatI genuinely loved and would see
again and would love to see go on for hours and hours it.
Was so fun. I guess I also have other exes I
could pull from. Let's see what Let's open up the
batch A. Little bit Carlos Lee and George
are like so chill, like a level of like like not like I would
have ever punched them on stage,but like if that came up, like I
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don't even think it'd be like a conversation afterwards like
that would just be Hannah's doing her thing like.
They really are very, very chill.
Yeah, they're really chill. Yeah.
I mean, it's a really funny. Maybe some way Wolf could be
part of it when only thing is if.
Any. Woman laid any eyes on him or
did anything I think that would cause an issue.
(13:06):
I think in the moment I would inon stage as the performer, you
would let it go, let it go. You would let it go afterwards.
Why don't you back up? OK, That that autistic man is
mine. Like, why don't you back up?
OK? That's my man.
Yeah. That's where I feel like I
surprise people with Wolf. I'm like, you know?
(13:27):
Ready to get a gun out because. I feel like I'll complain about
him. I'll be like, I don't know if
he's the one and then someone looks at him and I'm like, why
don't you get the fuck away frommy man, by the way?
I was actually talking to my friend yesterday because he's in
an open marriage and I was talking to him and I was like,
God, I just wish I was more chill, that I could do something
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like that because he's so chill.And his wife is very cool and
they are in a fully open marriage.
And he's just like, yeah, just involves a lot of communication.
I'm just like, yeah, for me it would involve like, heroin.
Like I like would I like, don't like I if I heard that any other
woman was talking to my man, it's over.
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I'm like, if I'm home and I'm trying to like hang out with
Wolf and he's like, hold on. I'm texting Amy like it's over.
It's over. I demand like, so I like go from
like needing like large amounts of space to needing like all
eyes on me kind of thing. And like, if then like I'm OK
with it being split for work, for guitar playing, for comedy,
(14:32):
for video games, but for anotherwoman, like, Oh my God, Oh my
God. I still haven't let go.
What? You know I.
Know, I know and and can. You imagine if there was another
woman in the picture. I know I no, I, I don't want to
see that day and we don't, we don't need.
(14:52):
To see that day, Wolf couldn't handle it.
Well. Love them though we.
Are we're at time because our guest our our interview was so
awesome that we decided to go over.
She's just truly a hilarious person that we cannot wait to
introduce you to. And yeah, we hope you enjoy this
(15:14):
episode. Yeah.
You're really gonna love it. She was so great also.
Something that I feel like we haven't been saying enough that
I feel like we need to say more.Can you guys like rate our show
and like, share it with people and subscribe?
Because that would go a long way.
It would go a really long way. And we know that more than 29
people are listening because we see the numbers.
Yeah. So we just need so.
If you could just rate it, reflect it, some loser gave us
(15:38):
less than five stars, which really fucked up our rating.
So I don't know, but we've talked about this before.
I have. Some ideas we actually.
Know exactly who it is, so it's no problem.
But anyways, yeah, please rate, please review, please share.
And just send it to one person. Just one.
Person like think of how if like5 people sent this to one other
(16:00):
person to listen to like that would be nothing on your that
would do nothing to your day, toyour schedule and it would like
mean everything you. Have three people in a room 1
OK. You do the math.
You. You've got 10 people.
Three of them listen 3. Listen 7 don't.
Seven. Don't guess who gets the share.
You do the math all right, you guys on that note, that's.
(16:23):
Kind of hard math. I really don't.
I don't know where we're going there.
I love you, Hannah. Love you, enjoy the.
We have an amazing guest on today.
We do I'm I'm so excited. So Amber's joined us today.
She's the star of the show Judgyon now this, which is so fun,
(16:45):
fucking hilarious. But I saw Amber at a the show in
Brooklyn and you cooked you literally.
You were so funny. That's so kind.
You were like ever. And I'm not everyone was great.
She's. Saying none of you were funny.
I was the only one on the lineupthat was funny.
That's what she just said beforewe started recording you.
Don't need to think. You don't need to look into it
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like there's the answer. I didn't.
I didn't. Say there was one point, so it
was June 18th and at one point so I'm in my.
Bag. It's Juneteenth time I write the
picture for me. I'm wearing a dashiki.
Go ahead. So you.
Said at one point, you got the light and you were like, it's
(17:27):
about to be June 19th, bitch, I'm gonna still go.
And I was like, that's amazing. And you kept going and it was so
good. And I was just like this so
nice. This woman's incredible and we
need her immediately on the podcast.
I was like crying, laughing. Your whole set was fucking
hilarious. And it was like you didn't even,
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I mean like, I don't know, I feel like true comics, it feels
like you're just like having a conversation with them and you
were just kind of, it just felt like you were just like riffing
and you were coming for people left and right.
There was like there were like 2little like twinks in the front.
Wow. You were kind of coming for
them. It was.
So. Funny and like it just like you
(18:08):
literally were coming for everyone and it was so hilarious
and so endearing in the same waylike you had the perfect some
people do it and they go too hard and.
I love y'all but it I gotta say what's wrong with you?
I do love y'all but. You were like it was.
It was. So fucking funny.
And I was like, so much, like literally Jack gave you at one
(18:29):
point, you were like, bitch, it's just June 19th.
On June 19th, we're gonna silence a black woman.
I know that's not what we're gonna do.
Not on my watch. Not.
Today, and I was so here for it.I was like, I could literally
sit here for another like half hour.
This is so fun. It was really funny.
Amber, thank you so much for joining us.
No, thank you. You are truly The New Yorker of
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the week. Like you are.
You made a just from. Our combo when you arrived like.
It was really you're already. You're just so fucking funny.
I love New York and. You just came from doing judgy,
right? Well, so actually I was on my
way to do judgy. Got there.
They were like, oh, we're gonna cancel.
I thought we sent you an e-mail because it's raining.
I said no, no, no, this is perfect.
This is actually perfect cuz I'mon my way somewhere else.
(19:11):
Good. So got there that I'm like
waiting on the queue, waiting onthe queue.
Then they're like, oh, you know,you can do you can take the L
back to Brooklyn and get so I dothat.
And I was like, you know what, this is not right.
Actually, just I let my boyfriend use my car today.
I was trying to be. Nice.
Y'all hear that? I'm here in the middle of a
(19:34):
torrential downpour I feel. Like I've never heard something
like that really. Crazy.
Like the mics picked it up. Yeah, we just picked it.
That was like do. Y'all hear the conditions?
I have to. Walk my laundry all you could
leave. It here if you want I.
Mean, I guess I work in the morning.
You could. Leave it there, I'll.
Just leave it overnight. Do you have things to?
Wear to leave it. I'm gonna have to go back and
(19:54):
get an outfit for tomorrow, but then I'll just leave the whole
bag there. Just, I feel like it's a bigger
deal to bring it here and then Ihave to come here tomorrow when
I have to go to work tomorrow anyway.
I'll just leave it downstairs. Figure it out.
Hopefully it'll just be a quick summer storm.
Just. A quick just.
A quick just a quick summer storm.
Y'all, it's we definitely. Got flash flood warnings but
just a quick. It's a quick little.
(20:16):
It's just a little little. It'll fly.
By yeah, that's. Why?
They were like, did you not knowit was raining?
I was like, so I don't check my emails often, but thank you.
I did get your e-mail that was from four hours ago, so.
How long how long have you been doing comedy for?
Seven years as of July 26th. Hell.
Yeah, hell yeah. And and So what?
How did Judgey come to be? Like what?
(20:38):
So judgey is such AI feel like full circle moment and first of
all, anybody mention the story? I want to say I'm so sorry.
But anyway, so I used to do all my story.
I used to do like recaps of murder mysteries and I would
basically decide what was right and wrong.
So I did that like probably likefive years ago when I lived with
(21:01):
my parents in Baltimore and you're.
From Baltimore, Yeah, I'm from DC for.
Real. Yeah, yeah.
New Yorker The Week is from Baltimore.
Read it in week bitch. So I, I was doing that and then
I came here and I realized like with comedy, I was like, I need
something online that I can do, but I don't like making.
(21:22):
I don't like it. I it's so.
I think it's honest to say I don't think anyone likes it
either. Some people like you.
Think. I think they must.
They must be off the front with.The stuff I'm seeing online,
y'all must like to embarrass your families.
You see what I'm saying? I'm like y'all have to like this
because there's no other way. And so I did a gaydar episode.
(21:44):
Shout out to Amelia with mutualsmedia.
You're the best. And I did a gaydar episode.
And from that I was like, gosh, I would love to have like a
Internet show but I didn't know how.
So I tried to meet with them. They weren't really making any
more shows. And then I swear to God a month
later now this emailed me and was like we saw your gaydar
episode. We want you to do are you OK?
(22:06):
And I was like, Oh my gosh, we'dlove to, blah blah.
Did that. It did well.
And then they were like, OK, so we have an idea for this show
where we bring people's problemsto you and you basically judge
them. And I was like.
Sounds good. Perfect.
I've been. Waiting to tell people they're
wrong. So they brought it to me and
then we first started in the studio, shooting in in the
(22:28):
studio. But I'm sorry, so sorry.
Now this. I hated that.
I hated those episodes. We hated them, yeah.
They just were, I don't know, itwas just too stuffy and like
they didn't really show off any personality of the guests or me
or anybody, really anybody involved.
And then we moved it outside. Literally July was the first
month we had them outside. The success you guys are seeing
from the show is quite literally3 weeks of success.
(22:50):
It was on the chopping block. It was not doing well.
Really. It's amazing.
Yeah. It was like the way that's crazy
done. Sorry.
Y'all, yeah, y'all didn't know. I think I knew that, did y'all?
Anyway, so it was it was just not going the way they wanted to
and then it just like hit some something hit they got for the.
Gen. Z kids on the street interviews.
They seem to love that stuff. Our.
(23:12):
Our one of our last episodes that hasn't come out yet was a
guy that said he comes to Washington Square Park every day
hoping that somebody. Now that's unemployed.
That's like, yeah, that's. Unemployed.
That's unemployed looking. For a little Internet fame job
that. OK, what I was about to say is
not right. I'm not sure that he's
unemployed. He seemed that maybe he may be
(23:34):
unable to work. He may have a bit of special.
OK, OK, OK. I'm also assuming.
OK. And that and he's so he
probably. Doesn't and maybe to me.
Did you have him on? Yes.
Absolutely. When?
Does that come out now? We're, I swear.
What time is it they drop usually like Tuesday, Thursday,
Saturday. I am praying for that one Today
(23:57):
at six. I am praying 'cause I don't know
which episode they drop each film like 5 at a time and
they'll just be like, this one was the best one.
We'll put this one first. I am praying to wow.
His name is Sparrow. He Oh my.
God praying for Sparrow I. Was like, this is perfect.
You are perfect. He was like, is there anything
that I've been through that I could say on the show?
(24:17):
I'm like, I don't know what you meant, like.
We just met Sarah, yes. I'll give you guys a little
insider. He said he went through a
bisexual disaster. That's all I'm saying.
I said OK. A.
Disaster. Bisexual disaster.
Has there ever, has there been any that you've been like, I
actually don't know how to help you or like how to even respond
(24:38):
to this? There was one that already aired
where mid interview I said I said I realize this woman is a
stalker and I was like. Really.
Wow and. It aired and it was fine and we
cut out the parts that were justtoo much.
But like it was like mid interview.
I kept looking at them like hey,she's she's stalking this guy.
This is not. I don't think this is like,
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funny crazy. I was crazy, girl.
It was like, it started off likefunny and then she would like
say details that I was like, well.
Wait, wait, go back. I was like.
Wait, why are you leaving letters under his door?
Oh, and then she was like, well,then I was at his job.
I'm like, so why are you at his job?
So I kept being like, OK, yo. And then I pulled himself like I
was like, I think she's stalkinghim.
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And then she was like, well, he sent me this message and it's so
weird. The message says don't talk to
me, don't come to my house. I said, this ain't weird.
He's. Afraid of her.
He's afraid he's. Afraid of trouble, so she was
guilty but yeah, she made me to be in jail.
I. Saw the one but she.
Made it to now this so things are looking up.
Everyone knows, everyone knows. Here's the thing, the people
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that you're talking talking about there, they seem like they
might be some New Yorkers of theweek.
Like we we have a little overlapof like they.
Need to we need some. People we love the Yeah from.
Those you give them our contact right after the I will.
Literally be. Sparrow should have our number.
Sparrow needs to come in here. He will never leave them.
You have to do the interview at a coffee shop and then just walk
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out because he wanted we'll. Use our portable mics.
That's why we got the one. Problem with having the studio
in my house, it's like everyone's coming in.
And so that's something like we'll find people on the street
that we're like New Yorker of the week right there.
And then I'll think. Like the guy, the guy balancing
the trash cans on his head. We love him like New Yorker of
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the Week. But should he come over?
Yeah, it's kind of a tough line I have.
A hard note cuz I think that people leave their energy
wherever they are. And I am just so like my house
like in Baltimore. I not, I don't have one friend
that's ever been in my room and I had friends for 1520 years.
They've not been upstairs. My, my mom does not play about
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like energy in your house. She's like, people can come in
your house, but wherever your bed is, don't let people in
there unless she's like, no. And she, she does not.
I'm telling you, I've had friends she has known for 20
years and she'll be like no if you don't come.
Because of their energy just. Nobody she doesn't.
Want to risk just your? Family, that's it.
That's the only people that haveever been upstairs in my house
so. Having someone get to the next
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level with you in terms of dating is a big deal, right I.
Mean my boyfriend's never been in my childhood when we've been
together five years. What?
Oh my gosh. My friend that is he.
Curious. Or he just gets it.
He just gets it. He's like he's.
Like, yeah, my energy is shit. I was.
Like I shouldn't go in the room.But he he and my mom are very
similar where he's like, I understand that.
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Like I get why you wouldn't justwant people in your home cuz
he's like, we let everybody in our house and life was crazy.
So maybe that's why. No, yeah.
I mean, I've had a, I'm a woman of a certain age stuff, and I
haven't had a friend since I've known since I was 7.
They've never been in my room before.
Wow and. I'm like, I'm so sorry.
And my mom always says like this, first of all, none of
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these rooms are yours. These are my rooms, Yeah.
So I guess it is her room. Wait.
We need to have your mom. No, my mom is #1 funniest.
She is like she's. So like.
Miranda Priestly is my mother. She is just so like we don't
have a closet in our house. Like you have drawers, but every
single closet in the house is Yvette Singletary's believe that
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you are not. She's like you guys don't need
closets. I need closets.
She has so many clothes and shoes.
None of us have a closet except for my all.
The closets have her clothes andmy.
Dad has gotten one closet after 25 years of marriage, they have
now been married for well. That seems fair.
That seems fair. Wow.
Do you have siblings? Yep, two siblings.
Wow, and they're not bringing anyone up into their rooms as
well? Please.
No one in the room the. Thing is, the one time my
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brother had his wife spend the night for Christmas, we were
like her the house like saw you.It's happened.
They are now divorced. I said you wow her.
That really is not good. Wow, that's.
What's going wrong? Yeah.
So I blame her, OK? That's fair when they got
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divorced. That yeah, that I mean I need
soon after take that advice did.You did you do you feel psychic
ever? Like did you kind of know what
energy was off? Because my brother, I introduced
him to his wife and his last twogirlfriends I told him weren't
the one and everyone thought I was such AI was like, do
whatever you want. I'm just saying like I got a
weird vibe. And then when I met his wife, I
was like, oh, I introduced him to her and I was like, she's the
(29:13):
one. No.
You're probably the one. So I think women have natural
like psychic intuition and abilities.
Really. Yeah, yeah.
I think that we, if we really were able to like focus on
things like because there is nothing stronger than a woman's
intuition of being like that person's that right, Yeah,
there's nothing stronger. It's.
Something with like the moon andour periods and stuff that's.
What it is, and I'm on my periodnow, so this episode is going to
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do numbers. Oh wow.
That's awesome. We can't wait.
We can't wait. Fuck periods.
No, it is what was today I sent you that thing.
Oh, is. It moon day I always check in
with the white girls because y'all know what's today because
I've been feeling off. I could not want watch that
clip. Is it moon?
Day. I'm feeling, you know, white
girls will be like, no, you're not a bitch.
(29:54):
You're the sun is in Uranus and the black hole is spinning.
I'm like and you're. Like thank you.
Now I'm not stressed anymore. Nora, I could not watch that
clip because the 1st 5 minutes is today is the day.
If you are watching this video today on July 31st, listen up.
This is meant for you. Today I was like Tik toks that
are like you're seeing. This.
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She sent it to me in the first like 30 seconds.
Are the woman just explaining ifyou're seeing today today and I
just stopped, I was like, just tell me what today is something.
About oh, I remember we're supposed to ask a question on
and write it down on a sheet of paper today, OK and and told me.
This was the the other day, the universe.
Right. No, no, no, no.
(30:36):
That was manifestation of what you want.
This is more like I need. OK, OK, OK, OK.
Nora's got me doing awesome. So what?
Do I need to do this? Is more look, I am I'm
struggling a little bit so we gotta listen we're.
Looking to the stars, we're looking.
People we we're going to the. Stars, I think, I think, you
know, as long as you believe in something higher than yourself,
(30:57):
I think that you have to do that.
We So we're supposed to write a question.
So we're supposed to write a question today and that we need
an answer to and the and the forces of the.
The the new and everything. They're gonna send you the
answer. So if it's like, should I be
with this man, we're gonna find out by the end of the day.
The end of today I I think by. Today.
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I. Think today, OK, I'm.
Gonna say God I wanna fuck am I on my period?
Once a month, every month? It never stops.
You have an answer to that? Oh my.
God, did you already do your question?
No. I haven't, I'm just reminded so.
You're behind, I'm behind. You better hurry up 'cause
they're gonna. Get a couple of.
I have a lot of questions. Honestly, you're like.
OK, so in in no particular order, why am I not rich?
(31:39):
Please. Also, why am I poor?
Also please, why am I here? Why?
Is my health insurance $650 a month for nothing?
And that's not even that's that's not even I found that out
last night. And that's not even me visiting
a doctor that's not getting. It in medication out of your.
Out of pocket and it's like for what?
(32:00):
And. But what does that get you?
Nothing it gets. You able to go in there?
Yeah, but that's why. I'm confused though, because you
know, I'm on like the free plan is that so it's like.
Medicaid. Yeah, but it's like you kind of
get nothing, first of all. Let's call Medicaid the free
plan from now on because I miss Medicaid because so Medicaid.
Is making it seem like it's thisgreat opportunity for me, but
(32:22):
it's like it's the free plan andI get treated like and you get.
Treated like, because as soon asyou walk in and say you're on
Medicaid, I tore my Achilles, they turn you over.
They just don't even like it's kind of a.
Full group lobby of people. They're like, you know it and
it's. Like, are you on Medicaid?
Keep it down. I'm A Celebrity.
Keep it down, tell people, telling people.
I'm broke. Did you see?
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I mean, OK, this is a random thing, but Venus Williams had to
go back to. This is a random thing, Venus.
Said to go back to her job aftershe her.
Tennis job No. I think it was like some sort of
situation because she had to getback on.
Cobra because she was about to get off that Cobra also fucked
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the writers Guild. The way y'all took my health
insurance is so crazy. Y'all were like you want to be
on Blue Cross and Blue Shield next week?
I literally tore my Achilles andmy health insurance ended two
weeks before I tore my Achilles.And Venus Williams is going.
That's why Beyoncé won't stop this.
Is why this is I mean even celebrities and she's probably
one of the richest people like an.
(33:25):
Office job No Venus. Williams No, She went back to
her tennis job. She's just calling it a job.
I don't know why she's doing that.
She went back to playing professional tennis job.
Yeah, but it's. Really different, Yeah, but
you're saying, but you're sayingshe was going into it.
You wouldn't say LeBron. James is going back into the
office today, no? No, no, I wouldn't.
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And I didn't say she was going to the office, but I would.
Going back to his job. Like they're like you.
You can't just enjoy life anymore.
You have to When could you ever?Yeah, I feel like I haven't, I
haven't had that. You're like what?
Happened to the days when we were in caves and we could just
frolic. I'm like, look, apparently we
can just. Saying like, everyone has to
(34:06):
have a job. Yeah, like.
We everybody has not. There's like, there's no way you
could not. Have a job and it's not.
Going to get you ahead even if you're the most.
Professional celebrity like the people Lady Gaga has to go back
to her job she's got. A tour but you know what Lady
Gaga has the best makeup line out and you'll you heard it from
me first house labs. I don't know what she's.
(34:26):
Putting in there I heard. I heard.
What do you like so much about it?
Oh. It first of all, the color
match, the way it feels on the skin.
I have bought her concealer, herfoundation, her bronzer and at
first I was like no, I want to like just I'm, I'm going too
hard on the Lady Gaga. It is just so good and I stay on
Yes my. Friends and makeup artist.
(34:47):
He swears by it. It is the like I was like, ohh,
this is good. And it's just like the quality
of it. I got like foundation probably
like five months ago. It literally lasted until a week
ago. I got another one and it was
just, I love it. I love my lives.
Please sponsor me, please. And.
The artist and us all the three.Of us I.
Feel it please. Drop off the samples please
(35:10):
ideally. No idea I cuz I you know how
when you go to weddings and theydo your makeup my friends.
Don't get married, OK? Well, sometimes when you go to a
wedding, so they'll do your price when you're when you're in
the wedding, they'll do your they'll, they'll do your face.
And sometimes it's mandatory. Sometimes the girl will be like
(35:33):
you're getting your makeup done and you'll.
Be like, there's like a $200 feeto be in it and then you learn
it's because they're forcing youto do the makeup dollar.
Fee it's. Crazy I'm.
So glad my bitches are getting mistreated.
Keep getting dogged out ladies. I don't have any money to come
to your wedding. I don't have it.
I. Can't pay to have poor makeup.
I could. Have $1,000,000 I'm not paying
to go to your wedding to I know it's to somebody I don't like so
(35:55):
please say. Spare me does she?
They usually do like a full faceof drag like they no matter what
the. Mac Remember the Mac makeup we
all used to get? Oh my God, but.
This woman who did my my drag makeup at this wedding when it
actually I looked like a filter.It actually bobbed the drag
queen. I looked like a filter, but I
did ask her at one point becauseI was trying to make
(36:15):
conversation during it and I waslike, so what's your favorite
line? Yeah.
So after she says it. So I wasn't.
I looked like. A drag queen in the brand we all
love. So sponsor me slabs.
So please sponsor me so. I mean, you know, I've heard it
from, I've heard it from a lot of different people now.
And I asked the lady at Sephora.House labs, house labs, it's
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nothing everyone. 'S saying it.
Everyone's saying it even. The tools that come with it,
well, nothing comes for free. Remember when they used to give
us stuff for free? With the makeup.
Chargers, makeup chargers, chargers with iPhones, they're.
Separate now they're. Separate now really they just
give you the cord, they just give you the I didn't even think
which is so. Ridiculous charger and then you
(37:00):
used to have the whole little package.
Whole package it. Used to be like if you signed up
for T-Mobile today, you could get like you could.
Get 40 phone for everybody in your.
Yeah, you had a phone, you couldget a computer A.
Dog track. Yeah, I.
Was I was always convincing, trying to convince my parents to
do that, even though like, everything was fine.
Like they had a phone, my brother had a phone.
No, I was too young and I was like, look at this, we have to
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have, don't you want? To have 4 sidekicks or you want
me to like you're? Not a.
Loser in public Like did you? Guys ever have a sidekick?
No, I had a sidekick. Let me.
Because she was like, we are an AT&T family.
It was like it. Was a really big deal.
We didn't have money growing up and somebody.
Sidekicks the. Neighbor got rid of her sidekick
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and I was like I have to and shegave it to me and 1st my mom got
she yelled at me she thought I stole it which was a pretty big
book. That's what it would have.
That's totally our vibe, but we went to Verizon and they
attached it. But.
Remember back in the day when you could just have a phone and
turn it on? Yeah.
And you could just you could just call go.
To the Apple store with a phone.If you want to.
They will fucking arrest you. Where the fuck did you get this?
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But you would just. Find a phone somewhere and
they'd no you could attach it toyour account.
I have a SIM card I'm putting seriously now they're like how I
had a Sidekick and it was a big deal.
It was a big deal. It's.
A huge deal did you get one of the things like the charms that
go on it were you like did you worry we want to aim do it of
course OK perfect I'm just like I'm calling hold are we mid 30s
trying to be like no, but I wantto know but.
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There was no data on it so I couldn't do like anything with
it, but all I needed to do was. Text, so flip it.
Open that. Was all I needed to do, but I
remember there was a game on it and this was like I was the only
person who had a game on my phone.
Yeah. Oh, my God, it was amazing,
girl. Yeah, it was.
But it occurred for that, for that brief period and then I
broke it and we had no money, sono phone.
So. It's over and.
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Everyone was like, can I play the game on your sidekick?
I was like, oh, I left it at home today and.
My mom is like, who would leave?Their sidekick at home.
You don't leave the house without it, my friend.
Used to be on Myspace on this sidekicks and I used to be
sitting there with my. LG Myspace on.
Your sidekick. There's a whole generation that
doesn't even know what that means.
Do you guys know? Excuse me, did you guys ever
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have a Zynga? Yes.
No, but don't tell me, buddy. You were one of the first people
I've said that and they've been like, yes, with such confidence
if there was. Anything online I had it OK that
was. A zanga Zanga.
Was an online journal before Myspace, and I wrote every
single day. I came home and I wrote my
clock, my heart out on that thing.
Do you have a? Way to log in and see the polls
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I've. Tried because I always wonder if
I was for some reason on a reality TV show or got famous or
anything. That's gonna come up.
Oh yeah, they're gonna come up. I said everything.
I was like, mom was pretty mean today.
Gonna go to an orphanage later like you know Emily is gonna go
to an so mean you know like I. Love that one thing I love about
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white women. Y'all take it there.
You wanna be mean to me, Mom? Fuck you.
I will run away, bitch. Do you?
You don't know pain. Like a missing child.
I'll go to an orphanage. Y'all will do that?
Like. Oh, I can't have a milkshake at
9:00, bitch. You'll never see me again.
You. Just lost your daughter, hope
you're happy. Hope this is worth our
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relationship, Carol. Damn it.
Really. I'm like, I couldn't even suck
my teeth at my mom I used to love.
I'm used to be a teller. Georgia Teller.
Cuss your Mama, dude. What?
Did you write about and you're saying God?
I would be talking shit about the girl the.
Girls, it was always like they. Think my ponytail's not as long
as it. Was this public?
(40:32):
Yeah, it was public. I didn't give a fuck.
They would be like, you were talking to my me.
I was saying I was like, yeah. And.
Wait, so you. Followed each other like you
followed each other and just posted whatever I.
Didn't really let my like peopleat my school follow me, but they
would find my Zynga and they would know it was me because it
was Amber Zynga and I would be like.
It's like Amber Zynga. I was like, I need a username
because this is not yeah, I would talk shit about everybody.
(40:54):
I would tell who was cheating onwho in the middle school drama.
Wow. That's kind of gossip Girlie I.
Was giving the tea, but they knew it was me.
It's yeah. Because of the name because of
the username call. Me out, but I was like so quick
with my time. I'm like, dude, I can make you
think that both of you are lying.
Walk away. You guys will never know.
I really so the the site is shutdown, thank God.
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Sad, but I have a feeling that if I apply to Love is Blind,
we're considering that for me have to go.
And love is blind and it will come up.
OK, It will come up. But I think from what you've
told us, I think it's OK. It's I think that can come out,
I mean. Pictures of me doing a split on
Myspace because I thought that was like the hottest shit I was
like yo, I want my profile picture to be me doing a split
that's. Gonna that's gonna blow their
(41:39):
minds hot up. One day and I'm be like Oh my
God. I was wearing like a sweater and
sweater leggings. I would never forget.
Oh my God. And I couldn't even really do a.
Split but I would just hurt myself to impress these people
every. Uploading you guys every.
Day take a picture. I'll just be like take.
It take a. Ticket Yup.
And then my mom was like, why isyour Myspace picture you in a
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split? I was like.
Impressed. Jealous.
It was always so. Shocking when your parents found
anything you did online you werelike.
Wait, you have a computer? I was literally like, you cannot
find. Yeah, you can.
My mom was like, I'm private on my computer.
My mom literally once told me she goes, by the way, at work
today. I was embarrassed because
somebody came to me and was like, the server is down because
(42:24):
you have Limewire on your computer.
And she was like, what is Limewire?
I was like, I don't know, I've never heard of that.
Did you do Pirates by ever? No, you was freaked out, No.
I didn't miss a minute online you.
Had a Tumblr and everything You were doing fan fiction.
Yeah, I. Didn't do toddler.
Actually Tumblr ran Meyers I wasimportant to me any.
(42:46):
TV show any what were you? Watching though Little Mermaid
to see like. Beauty and the Beast like stuff
was. On TNT and then just watching
the TV. She was like better and better
for black beer. I did it all throughout college.
We would love, we would want TV shows, you know?
What I actually I watched Veep on some like off network thing.
(43:08):
Yeah, maybe it was that. Still do that?
With movies that just came out, like we can't wait a week for it
to go on Amazon. Prime.
We need it tonight. Have to.
Watch until dawn tonight. We need to get whatever virus we
can to watch this tonight. Is your.
Boyfriend funny. He's so funny, really.
He's kind of like sarcastic funny.
(43:29):
It kind of makes me kind of annoyed.
Yeah, cuz he's very like, in themoment funny.
He does stand up too, but I tellhim all the time.
I'm like Ben, you have to do like Curb Your Enthusiasm style
comedy because you are reactive.Like he's funny in reaction to
stuff. He's just so quick.
But like he also like I try not to like let him know he's funny
(43:50):
so I won't tell him. Totally, totally.
Yeah, he's so. Funny, but he's like, he's like,
dude, funny. I don't know.
It's we don't need it anymore. We did all pass.
Yeah, we've kind of. We've got enough of that.
But if he's funny, I wish him success.
Of course I don't want to tell him he's no.
But The thing is, he is a far better actor and brighter than
me because he just has he consumed so much media
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impoverished childhood, but he has watched every movie.
He almost has like a Rolodex of like, I could say any movie at
home, but that was directed by this guy and that guy started by
doing this and him and this guy were friends and I'm like.
Why do they all do that? The fuck.
My boyfriend does it too and I'mlike we're just trying to chit
chat. It's knowledge and he's always
giving me all these facts. I'm like I hate to be rude but
(44:35):
like I don't. I don't always want that.
It's like they can't. Remember our birthdays, but they
can remember like the movie thatcame out in like 1990.
He. Would not know my.
Yeah, if we'll forgot my birthday, that would be the end
of the relation. Telling me about Quentin
Tarantino. 'S mom.
I wish you would bitch he's got.He's got all the dates he has
the dates that he knows in his head would get him in trouble.
(44:55):
Any anything that would. He doesn't get him in trouble.
That's it. He doesn't.
He may not. Know his mother's birthday,
which is true cuz I do tell him every year.
You know it's your mom's birthday, Wolf.
Knows his mom's right, but that's another can't miss
Holiday. He doesn't know anybody.
'S birthday. Except for his siblings, those
are the only people. Me and his siblings.
That's it. You would think, wow.
That's it. I yeah, I, I, I date trash man.
(45:16):
So that gets really bad. You won't.
Know your birthday. First, actual nice me.
I've never really that was nice to me before, but I kind of
liked it that way. Really, it was my car.
I was dating other people's boyfriends at one point in my
life. Oh.
So, OK, so if we were to flip the judgey on you, what's your
mess? That I used to date other
people's boyfriends so that I could have my nights free
starting at 8:00 PM. Because ain't nobody going to be
(45:38):
at your house past eight. If they have a girlfriend,
they're going to go with her. This was the only way to keep
your nights free. Just the.
Only way I was a hot topic in college.
I had I had no time. I was like, OK.
I'm gonna have to. What were you doing at night?
Sleeping. I was watching my shows and
sleeping yes and smoking. Did you?
Did your? Girlfriends find out.
(45:58):
Well, they did. Yeah, they would know.
And. Then how did was this like?
A big time where the girl? Really knew and she confronted
me at. So I played basketball first of
all, so that's why I was able toget around, OK?
I played basketball in college, so I knew all the cool people,
OK? So you do need to sleep at
night. You're playing basketball on
high. I'm actually with you, Wake.
Up at 6:00 in the morning. Yeah, you can't be.
(46:18):
Cuddling. With some guy, yeah.
And. Come pick him up.
It was almost like a daycare. Like it's a daycare.
It's kind. Of nice yeah exactly takes the
load off for her but that's whatI'm.
Saying I'm actually now I'll feed him maybe once that's I
don't have any money, put their snacks and then I'll send them
home. Perfect.
It's babysitting. Yeah.
But then this one girl, one timemy mom came for the weekend and
(46:43):
she, like, confronted me at a basketball game.
But like, she confronted me by, like, making her presence known.
She was like, it was like her friend walked up to me and was
like, hey, Amber, I'm so and so's girlfriend and this is my
friend. She's blanks girlfriend and I
was like, I don't give a fuck. Like what?
You thought I was going to be scared.
(47:04):
Where's your man? Because if we're both here.
You're shit out a lot. Somewhere you need to go find
him immediately because he's a freak.
They're always going after the other girls.
It's like just talk like. It's like, yeah.
Maybe it's not ideal, but like maybe talk to him, see what why
is he doing this and my. Thing is, back in my heyday, I
(47:25):
used to like to fight. So I used to be like, I wish
this bitch would make a problem of this.
I'm fresh off the weights, babe.I don't give a fuck.
Please. I'm like go get him.
I don't want him. I don't even like him.
What are you talking? I hate.
Him. All I'm I'm just doing this to
keep my mind and they're free. I can play this game.
They're. Now married What?
Wow. Really.
Yes, her name was Sugar and thatwas her real name.
(47:46):
I think her whole name was Sugarius.
Congratulations. I'm like.
Babe, congratulations Sugarius. Oh my God that sucks.
You don't marry the guy that cheats on you.
A lot of women do. Oh my gosh, would.
You ever no no. Like once a cheater, always a
cheater. No, because like in my head it's
like if you cheat on me one I'm going to talk about you so bad
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you are not going to want to marry me.
I would never let this go. Our children will know that you
cheated on me the first day I think they can hear.
I'm going to say your dad is a low down dirty scoundrel dog
bitch. He's cheating.
It's their. First word out of their.
Mouth dad, it's not cheating. Cheating, cheating.
Ass low down, dirty scoundrel. And he cheated on my perfect
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mother. Exactly.
No, I'm telling it's not even. It's not even, like, really
because of any honor I have. It's because you will.
I will never, ever let it go. Yeah, totally.
My boyfriend dated people beforeme.
He hears about it every day. Yeah.
Every time I like years before me, I don't know these women.
It could be something he did in high school and I'd be like, oh,
(48:50):
is that the one you told me was homeless if you were helping I.
Don't think you were helping. Yeah.
I'm just like, yeah, I don't give a fuck our.
Boyfriend should hang out. I feel like they could really
empathize with each other. I'm.
Toxic. I feel like I'm.
Toxic. I'm pretty similar like if like
do me wrong, like we're never letting it go.
So if it was really bad, like it's in your best interest if
you cheat on me, Wolf should just pack his bags and leave
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because like, it's not gonna be and.
We're not gonna work. It out.
I'm not. Gonna break up with you until
you been tortured because I liketo see men get their karma,
which is my problem in my past dating life I would stay with
people I'm like no no some bad is going to happen to you you
may die suddenly and I want to be I.
Want to be there? I don't want to miss.
I was saying the other day that if wolf cheated on me, I would
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need to like harness my power and be cool because my gut
reaction would be to like screamat him, but I'd want him.
I'd you have to play it cool andthen I'd have to do something so
he knows I know and drive him crazy, but I would have to
really like my gut. I'm such like I'm so I was
telling in the last episode we recorded like I'm so ready to
(49:54):
fight with him at any time aboutanything, but I would really.
Oh, see, I want you. You're.
Confrontational. Yeah, I'm really
confrontational. I.
Like, I think I'm really. Chill about that.
So one time this boy cheated on me and the girl like left her
shirt at my house. I put that shit on the next day.
I put that shit on the next day and wore that shit around him.
Just watching him squirm was so fun.
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I was like this is so fun for me.
You didn't say anything. We're just wearing the shirt
around Get. That shirt, I was like, I don't
know, it was just in my room 0. So now I'm wearing my hat.
Any comments? Any apologies you bought me?
A shirt. A used shirt that was crumpled
in my corner. Thought it was a weird place.
I thought that you. Left this triple X.
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Shirt. In my possession so that I could
wear it because I figured you liked seeing me in this ugly ass
shirt that only a low down dirtybitch would wear.
So I'm wearing it for you. Your move.
Oh my God, I hate to wrap this up because you're Amber.
I love you. You're so fucking.
(50:56):
Funny. This is really great.
I was like crying, laughing. No, I.
Love y'all y'all, it was so nice.
Also you guys deserve so much recognition.
I hope that everybody you've ever encountered gives you the
recognition. They thank you so.
Much for saying thank you. Thank you for saying.
Thank you some people. Who also want the pod to know
they are sending me out into torrential downpour.
(51:17):
I would like, yeah. It's I just looked outside.
No worry, I'm. A Northern.
Definitely has umbrellas. Yeah, she has a lot first.
Of all I'm Ubering who? I'm not.
I've suffered enough in my life.I'm a woman of a certain age.
I don't suffer. Yeah, pick me up, drop me off.
Well. If you even need an umbrella to
go, my theory is kind of like you take 1, you leave 1, you
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never buy one. You never buy an umbrella.
I think the one I have I took from now this, yeah.
You, you, you never buy an umbrella.
There's always an umbrella around New York.
I've had mine taken. That's.
Nora's people take. I think if she's on subway takes
she should say that you. Should actually, Oh my God, I
have a subway take coming up again.
You do I. Have a little.
Shadow subway takes wow. I'm doing a little AD with them
(52:00):
with Google. Oh my.
God, amazing, so my little. Headphones on the way here.
We'll see. Well if they need my take I I
really do feel that umbrellas are a community item umbrellas.
Are a community and you know as well as food should be but
anyway that. And healthcare, honestly, but
that's like a whole other we. Actually covered many topics
today. Yeah, we did that.
(52:21):
We're trying to change the worlda bit.
Thank you so much for being on Where can people find you where?
So my Instagram, that's really all you need, and my TikTok is
am.com, A MB DOTCOM. Do.
You have any shows coming up? Anything you want, people?
I do actually. I'm gonna have my first half
hour in September maybe. Oh my gosh, it will be at.
(52:44):
The gutter but I haven't gotten a date yet but yes I will be
promoting that soon on my pages.I'm very excited.
It's my first half hour so yay. I'm congratulations, that's so
excited we'll be there you'll. Hear about my life as a
basketball player. Yeah, I I'm If you hear someone
cackling in the background, it'sme and wheezing the.
Recording that's that's. All me.
Wow, it's been a marathon for ustoday.
Really it, it's like that thing that you were talking about with
the podcasters who are like, I'mso tired.
It's like, I really, we really get it.
Podcasting is hard. My hard life, my social battery
is winding way down. Yeah, well, it's just us now.
It's just us now. It's just us.
(00:37):
But we do have an amazing guest on today.
Yeah. Who was.
She's truly one of the funniest comedians I've seen.
Like, she's so quick. She's so articulate.
She's so like in it. I just.
I'm fangirling a little bit. Yeah, but I.
No, she was really great. She's so her interview is so
much more of just like, like chatting with her and her just
(00:59):
being funny and sharing her stories.
Like, you have to stay. You literally, you have to
listen to this. If you're a part of that
demographic that leaves after this part, this isn't going to
be very long. So you better, you better sit
down. Yeah, sit down.
Stick around. So do the intro.
Yeah. I'm Hannah Drillander and I'm
Nora Fried. And you're listening to New
Yorker of the Week. Do you look right at the camera?
(01:20):
No, I never look up into the. Distance.
I was just doing that too. I was like, I'm in a drill under
and you're listening and I was and.
You're Nora freed, and I'm just.Kind of bopping my eyes around
Papa. Yeah.
What did you want to tell me? I.
Wanted to tell you some facts about the human body she's.
Been trying to help me this since I arrived.
And I just haven't been able to fully tell you the full
(01:42):
breakdown. So I'll tell you now.
Tell me women. So I'm OK, I'm reading this
book. I've been reading it for a
couple months now, coming on like we've all.
Benefited from the book. We've all learned a lot.
The book is called Eve, the 200 million History, 200 million
Year History of the Evolution ofthe female body so.
(02:06):
I shouldn't have been in the squeaky chair today because I've
been uncomfortable. I'm so sorry.
We'll we'll switch it around. Is this about to?
Leave. No, no, no.
But I'm saying like in general, we'll switch.
And do you think it's the one from the hallway is the last
squeaky? Because maybe we bring, maybe we
swap them, maybe we swap them. But right now I don't know which
one the hallway 1 is. I think the hallway we can do.
(02:28):
It's really this is not. Good.
You guys want to stay to figure out which chair is Nora's
hallway chair versus kitchen chair you.
Have really cute chairs for the podcast.
One of them is a little squeaky.And right now I'm in, of course,
now I move and now I move, and it's silent when you're in it.
It's over. You're.
Fucked. And it's like, Nora's about to
tell a story. So I'm like, oh, let me settle
in in my chair. And then it like makes the
(02:49):
loudest noise possible. It's like, OK, well now I guess
I shouldn't have done that. So let me tell you about the the
female body. Tell us so this we the women.
Women are more sensitive to higher pitches and therefore can
hear higher voices and higher sounds, whereas men are more
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sensitive to lower pitches and can hear things on the lower
end. But are have and both women and
men. Men have trouble hearing high
sounds, women have trouble hearing low sounds.
So like when a baby cries, a lotof times a man will sleep
through it, whereas a woman willjump up and get the.
Baby how awful. Like honestly, like that's just
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like we already had to make it and we had to birth it and now
we're the only one that can hearit cry like.
Yeah. And then and then sometimes with
a man, like, for example, the woman gave an example that her
boyfriend used to play a lot of video games.
And the video games would reallybother her because it was a lot
of like zombie shooting. And she'd be like, how can you
(03:54):
sit here and listen to all this?Like, you know, this?
It's just like people screaming and shooting.
And he's like, it does not bother me at all.
It's because he can't hear it inthe same way that she can.
See. But what is what is the
retaliation like? What is something they hear that
we get to sleep through? So that's what I'm looking for
when I hear that baby fact. And you know what I mean.
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OK, so one thing is this was this was kind of a little random
to hear, but sometimes when a man is fixing your computer, I'm
sorry, I know it's like not it'skind of like stereotypical like
like gender hell. But sometimes I guess an example
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is like a woman will be sitting on her computer and it's very
clear, like the fan is going or something.
Everyone computers have like fans and the woman like won't
hear it at all, whereas the man will be like your computer's
about to like blow up. So women, you should be having
babies and men, you should be intech, you're better suited for
it and we should be home with the kids.
(05:01):
I was reading it and I was kind of like.
That's a bomb. So this sucks.
See, it's. Like when I hear that like men
are are, it's not their fault they're sleeping through babies
crying, Their brains aren't ready for it.
I'm like, OK, that's fine. But I want something that like I
sleep through that I get to sleep through that taunts
sleeping through the fan. I'm sleeping through the fan of
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my computer. And he he can't, he can't sleep
through it. He wishes he could the.
Thing is, the more I read this book, the more I realize it's
like the woman's body is so advanced and so like we're so
needed in a way that men just aren't.
Yeah, they. Aren't like they?
Literally they're just kind of there and being like, you know,
and it's like we. Need very little from them
(05:44):
compared to what we need from women.
Yeah. Like your body is just so
you're. You're the source of all truth.
But I've been I've been finding that I've like, I think I'm like
really an apologist for men. Really.
Like, I think that I was talkingthe other day about how to
Claire, about how you, like, think you're at a stage where
like you just do not like men atall.
(06:06):
Yeah. OK.
You. Well, you said that you were
like, I just hate them. I did.
I think I'm still like any little anything and I'm like,
all right, I'm over it with men like I'm really like.
I mean, I'm going to give that guy a chance.
The one who said something scaryto me on the app.
Of course, whatever. I'm still going to give him a
chance. You know what I'm going to
propose is because it's raining out, I'm going to ask him if he
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wants to do a FaceTime date tonight.
Oh. It's.
Fun because I because I'm feeling a little low energy and
so I want to like decompress have a moment I have some emails
to send and then I'm going to belike do you want to have a quick
little like FaceTime and if he'sscary on the FaceTime then it's
like goodbye because then. It's like, thank, that was
something I remember. Like I was so thankful the
pandemic did. Was it normalized like having a
(06:50):
call first, let's have a call because I used to go on so many
dates and I would not schedule anything that night.
I would leave work, I would get dressed, I would go, I would
possibly spend money on a drink if I got there first only for
them to suck. And then post pandemic, it's
like it. Well, then I if I met you in
person, that was different. But like, if I met you on the
app like the norm was now, like,let's have a FaceTime and then
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decide, right? And like, that really saves you.
Yeah. From, like, wasting a night on
someone who might suck. Yeah.
No, I think it's a good tactic it.
Should be the. Norm like you should always do
that before you go out in person.
Yeah, I've I've the two people I've done it with, I've had good
dates with. They haven't the relationship
has not lasted, but I've had twogood dates out of it, which is
(07:38):
nice. Yeah, cuz at least I'm like, OK,
I'm doing this and like I'm gonna have a nice night even if
it's not gonna last forever. I know that I'm not having a bad
night, which has happened before.
Yeah. It's so easy to have a good
night on a date and guys do not realize that it's so fucking
easy. What I really found two
questions and pay for the bill and what I really.
Found is like how how how men don't even know how close they
(08:02):
are to sex. It's like I almost was literally
willing to have sex with every person I was on a date with and
like it was like balls in your court because I'm already ready.
You just need to be nice. Like literally just be like
nice, maybe a little funny and you didn't even have to buy the
drink. And I was like down and they
would just say something so scary and insane where I was
(08:25):
like, well, now I can't because then if I die, everyone's going
to be like, well, no shit, she died.
Did you hear what he said? But it's like you're, you're
always like men, I feel like don't realize how like Wolf, he
hung up this, he bought these things.
He wanted to hang his guitars. He bought the guitar hangers, he
bought and framed the art. He wants to go in the middle.
He hung up the guitars all day. Like he did that.
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And we have been doing really well because he just did
something, you know what I mean?And it's like when Wolf and I
aren't doing well, you can just chalk it up to the fact that
he's not doing anything. He's just like being unhelpful.
Like they do the littlest thing and I'm like, I'm ready.
I love you. Let's have sex.
Things are perfect. All I've wanted my whole life is
(09:09):
for a man to buy me flowers and it's never happened before that.
Is so sick I bought you flowers.I know.
I know that's crazy. Friends have bought me flowers.
My mom's got me flowers. My dad.
But like, it wasn't, you know, it doesn't.
Yeah, it doesn't count. So I used to my dad ever did.
Really My? Dad sent me, Yeah.
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Well, anyways, I the thing, it'sjust such a simple thing.
And I remember when I was in my first job out of college and
Valentine's Day came around and I really felt the effects of
everyone getting flower deliveries.
Very similar to the Pam in the Office when Phyllis is getting
(09:52):
like, you know, a teddy. Bear a teddy bear, Chocolate,
some flowers. Yeah, I really felt that.
And then I was like, OK, my nextjob, I'm just going to send
myself something and be like, Ohmy God.
I cannot believe he. Is so crazy for me.
But at every job, I've always been incredibly underpaid.
And then the idea of me sending myself like a huge bouquet of
(10:13):
roses didn't really just seem like and.
Like God forbid they're like this order was placed by Nora.
Like, God forbid they say it andyou're just like, in front of
everyone in the office. I think you meant for Nora.
Thank you. It's just like it's such a
simple thing you. Know what I did at my first
corporate job? What did you do?
I asked an ex-boyfriend to send me flowers all because it was
(10:35):
mortifying. I literally was like I'll send
you money I can't be part of this.
Did you send the money? I.
Didn't send the money. He was a good ex-boyfriend.
You have really. Good exes I.
Have good ex boyfriends. Any anyone is searching you can
just look through that pool. I would say anyone I've dated
for more than three months is inthe clear, is gonna is gonna
communicate with you, definitelynot gonna cheat on you.
(10:57):
Gonna be really chill and funny.A little funny, but like, in
their own way, not like in a universal way.
Yeah, I would say that's their thing.
They're they're individual. They're not.
Like funny across the board. They're kind of like, you'll see
that little quirk and it'd be really funny, yeah.
I I mean your show Hannah did a show where she and like.
(11:18):
I wanna do it again, but the girl Carlos is seeing told me to
never bother him with a questionlike doing the show again.
But Carlos was like, you know, I'm down.
I was like, OK, well, she's messaging me and I don't want to
be that girl. You know who's like causing an
issue in a polyamorous relationship to how do.
You even cause an issue in a polyamorous relationship I.
(11:39):
She didn't like that I was saying on stage about how big
his Dick was, but I'm sorry. When it's that big, it's
something to talk about. Let's give.
That's news worth spreading. Yeah, totally.
And she was not the first show. She was more than welcome to
come, but that was like a that. Was like a big why she didn't
come see but this is what. I'm saying his ex-girlfriend
(12:01):
that he was with for seven years, Sophia, she came.
So it's like maybe she needs to do some inward work 'cause like
Carlos seems open, his exes seemopen, his friends seem open.
And it's like, if you, I know what you're going through, I too
tried to be in a polyamorous relationship with Carlos and
pretend I was happy. And then I was like, I don't
want to be in a polyamorous relationship if you do.
(12:22):
That if that's another show thatI genuinely loved and would see
again and would love to see go on for hours and hours it.
Was so fun. I guess I also have other exes I
could pull from. Let's see what Let's open up the
batch A. Little bit Carlos Lee and George
are like so chill, like a level of like like not like I would
have ever punched them on stage,but like if that came up, like I
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don't even think it'd be like a conversation afterwards like
that would just be Hannah's doing her thing like.
They really are very, very chill.
Yeah, they're really chill. Yeah.
I mean, it's a really funny. Maybe some way Wolf could be
part of it when only thing is if.
Any. Woman laid any eyes on him or
did anything I think that would cause an issue.
(13:06):
I think in the moment I would inon stage as the performer, you
would let it go, let it go. You would let it go afterwards.
Why don't you back up? OK, That that autistic man is
mine. Like, why don't you back up?
OK? That's my man.
Yeah. That's where I feel like I
surprise people with Wolf. I'm like, you know?
(13:27):
Ready to get a gun out because. I feel like I'll complain about
him. I'll be like, I don't know if
he's the one and then someone looks at him and I'm like, why
don't you get the fuck away frommy man, by the way?
I was actually talking to my friend yesterday because he's in
an open marriage and I was talking to him and I was like,
God, I just wish I was more chill, that I could do something
(13:48):
like that because he's so chill.And his wife is very cool and
they are in a fully open marriage.
And he's just like, yeah, just involves a lot of communication.
I'm just like, yeah, for me it would involve like, heroin.
Like I like would I like, don't like I if I heard that any other
woman was talking to my man, it's over.
(14:09):
I'm like, if I'm home and I'm trying to like hang out with
Wolf and he's like, hold on. I'm texting Amy like it's over.
It's over. I demand like, so I like go from
like needing like large amounts of space to needing like all
eyes on me kind of thing. And like, if then like I'm OK
with it being split for work, for guitar playing, for comedy,
(14:32):
for video games, but for anotherwoman, like, Oh my God, Oh my
God. I still haven't let go.
What? You know I.
Know, I know and and can. You imagine if there was another
woman in the picture. I know I no, I, I don't want to
see that day and we don't, we don't need.
(14:52):
To see that day, Wolf couldn't handle it.
Well. Love them though we.
Are we're at time because our guest our our interview was so
awesome that we decided to go over.
She's just truly a hilarious person that we cannot wait to
introduce you to. And yeah, we hope you enjoy this
(15:14):
episode. Yeah.
You're really gonna love it. She was so great also.
Something that I feel like we haven't been saying enough that
I feel like we need to say more.Can you guys like rate our show
and like, share it with people and subscribe?
Because that would go a long way.
It would go a really long way. And we know that more than 29
people are listening because we see the numbers.
Yeah. So we just need so.
If you could just rate it, reflect it, some loser gave us
(15:38):
less than five stars, which really fucked up our rating.
So I don't know, but we've talked about this before.
I have. Some ideas we actually.
Know exactly who it is, so it's no problem.
But anyways, yeah, please rate, please review, please share.
And just send it to one person. Just one.
Person like think of how if like5 people sent this to one other
(16:00):
person to listen to like that would be nothing on your that
would do nothing to your day, toyour schedule and it would like
mean everything you. Have three people in a room 1
OK. You do the math.
You. You've got 10 people.
Three of them listen 3. Listen 7 don't.
Seven. Don't guess who gets the share.
You do the math all right, you guys on that note, that's.
(16:23):
Kind of hard math. I really don't.
I don't know where we're going there.
I love you, Hannah. Love you, enjoy the.
We have an amazing guest on today.
We do I'm I'm so excited. So Amber's joined us today.
She's the star of the show Judgyon now this, which is so fun,
(16:45):
fucking hilarious. But I saw Amber at a the show in
Brooklyn and you cooked you literally.
You were so funny. That's so kind.
You were like ever. And I'm not everyone was great.
She's. Saying none of you were funny.
I was the only one on the lineupthat was funny.
That's what she just said beforewe started recording you.
Don't need to think. You don't need to look into it
(17:06):
like there's the answer. I didn't.
I didn't. Say there was one point, so it
was June 18th and at one point so I'm in my.
Bag. It's Juneteenth time I write the
picture for me. I'm wearing a dashiki.
Go ahead. So you.
Said at one point, you got the light and you were like, it's
(17:27):
about to be June 19th, bitch, I'm gonna still go.
And I was like, that's amazing. And you kept going and it was so
good. And I was just like this so
nice. This woman's incredible and we
need her immediately on the podcast.
I was like crying, laughing. Your whole set was fucking
hilarious. And it was like you didn't even,
(17:48):
I mean like, I don't know, I feel like true comics, it feels
like you're just like having a conversation with them and you
were just kind of, it just felt like you were just like riffing
and you were coming for people left and right.
There was like there were like 2little like twinks in the front.
Wow. You were kind of coming for
them. It was.
So. Funny and like it just like you
(18:08):
literally were coming for everyone and it was so hilarious
and so endearing in the same waylike you had the perfect some
people do it and they go too hard and.
I love y'all but it I gotta say what's wrong with you?
I do love y'all but. You were like it was.
It was. So fucking funny.
And I was like, so much, like literally Jack gave you at one
(18:29):
point, you were like, bitch, it's just June 19th.
On June 19th, we're gonna silence a black woman.
I know that's not what we're gonna do.
Not on my watch. Not.
Today, and I was so here for it.I was like, I could literally
sit here for another like half hour.
This is so fun. It was really funny.
Amber, thank you so much for joining us.
No, thank you. You are truly The New Yorker of
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the week. Like you are.
You made a just from. Our combo when you arrived like.
It was really you're already. You're just so fucking funny.
I love New York and. You just came from doing judgy,
right? Well, so actually I was on my
way to do judgy. Got there.
They were like, oh, we're gonna cancel.
I thought we sent you an e-mail because it's raining.
I said no, no, no, this is perfect.
This is actually perfect cuz I'mon my way somewhere else.
(19:11):
Good. So got there that I'm like
waiting on the queue, waiting onthe queue.
Then they're like, oh, you know,you can do you can take the L
back to Brooklyn and get so I dothat.
And I was like, you know what, this is not right.
Actually, just I let my boyfriend use my car today.
I was trying to be. Nice.
Y'all hear that? I'm here in the middle of a
(19:34):
torrential downpour I feel. Like I've never heard something
like that really. Crazy.
Like the mics picked it up. Yeah, we just picked it.
That was like do. Y'all hear the conditions?
I have to. Walk my laundry all you could
leave. It here if you want I.
Mean, I guess I work in the morning.
You could. Leave it there, I'll.
Just leave it overnight. Do you have things to?
Wear to leave it. I'm gonna have to go back and
(19:54):
get an outfit for tomorrow, but then I'll just leave the whole
bag there. Just, I feel like it's a bigger
deal to bring it here and then Ihave to come here tomorrow when
I have to go to work tomorrow anyway.
I'll just leave it downstairs. Figure it out.
Hopefully it'll just be a quick summer storm.
Just. A quick just.
A quick just a quick summer storm.
Y'all, it's we definitely. Got flash flood warnings but
just a quick. It's a quick little.
(20:16):
It's just a little little. It'll fly.
By yeah, that's. Why?
They were like, did you not knowit was raining?
I was like, so I don't check my emails often, but thank you.
I did get your e-mail that was from four hours ago, so.
How long how long have you been doing comedy for?
Seven years as of July 26th. Hell.
Yeah, hell yeah. And and So what?
How did Judgey come to be? Like what?
(20:38):
So judgey is such AI feel like full circle moment and first of
all, anybody mention the story? I want to say I'm so sorry.
But anyway, so I used to do all my story.
I used to do like recaps of murder mysteries and I would
basically decide what was right and wrong.
So I did that like probably likefive years ago when I lived with
(21:01):
my parents in Baltimore and you're.
From Baltimore, Yeah, I'm from DC for.
Real. Yeah, yeah.
New Yorker The Week is from Baltimore.
Read it in week bitch. So I, I was doing that and then
I came here and I realized like with comedy, I was like, I need
something online that I can do, but I don't like making.
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I don't like it. I it's so.
I think it's honest to say I don't think anyone likes it
either. Some people like you.
Think. I think they must.
They must be off the front with.The stuff I'm seeing online,
y'all must like to embarrass your families.
You see what I'm saying? I'm like y'all have to like this
because there's no other way. And so I did a gaydar episode.
(21:44):
Shout out to Amelia with mutualsmedia.
You're the best. And I did a gaydar episode.
And from that I was like, gosh, I would love to have like a
Internet show but I didn't know how.
So I tried to meet with them. They weren't really making any
more shows. And then I swear to God a month
later now this emailed me and was like we saw your gaydar
episode. We want you to do are you OK?
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And I was like, Oh my gosh, we'dlove to, blah blah.
Did that. It did well.
And then they were like, OK, so we have an idea for this show
where we bring people's problemsto you and you basically judge
them. And I was like.
Sounds good. Perfect.
I've been. Waiting to tell people they're
wrong. So they brought it to me and
then we first started in the studio, shooting in in the
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studio. But I'm sorry, so sorry.
Now this. I hated that.
I hated those episodes. We hated them, yeah.
They just were, I don't know, itwas just too stuffy and like
they didn't really show off any personality of the guests or me
or anybody, really anybody involved.
And then we moved it outside. Literally July was the first
month we had them outside. The success you guys are seeing
from the show is quite literally3 weeks of success.
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It was on the chopping block. It was not doing well.
Really. It's amazing.
Yeah. It was like the way that's crazy
done. Sorry.
Y'all, yeah, y'all didn't know. I think I knew that, did y'all?
Anyway, so it was it was just not going the way they wanted to
and then it just like hit some something hit they got for the.
Gen. Z kids on the street interviews.
They seem to love that stuff. Our.
(23:12):
Our one of our last episodes that hasn't come out yet was a
guy that said he comes to Washington Square Park every day
hoping that somebody. Now that's unemployed.
That's like, yeah, that's. Unemployed.
That's unemployed looking. For a little Internet fame job
that. OK, what I was about to say is
not right. I'm not sure that he's
unemployed. He seemed that maybe he may be
(23:34):
unable to work. He may have a bit of special.
OK, OK, OK. I'm also assuming.
OK. And that and he's so he
probably. Doesn't and maybe to me.
Did you have him on? Yes.
Absolutely. When?
Does that come out now? We're, I swear.
What time is it they drop usually like Tuesday, Thursday,
Saturday. I am praying for that one Today
(23:57):
at six. I am praying 'cause I don't know
which episode they drop each film like 5 at a time and
they'll just be like, this one was the best one.
We'll put this one first. I am praying to wow.
His name is Sparrow. He Oh my.
God praying for Sparrow I. Was like, this is perfect.
You are perfect. He was like, is there anything
that I've been through that I could say on the show?
(24:17):
I'm like, I don't know what you meant, like.
We just met Sarah, yes. I'll give you guys a little
insider. He said he went through a
bisexual disaster. That's all I'm saying.
I said OK. A.
Disaster. Bisexual disaster.
Has there ever, has there been any that you've been like, I
actually don't know how to help you or like how to even respond
(24:38):
to this? There was one that already aired
where mid interview I said I said I realize this woman is a
stalker and I was like. Really.
Wow and. It aired and it was fine and we
cut out the parts that were justtoo much.
But like it was like mid interview.
I kept looking at them like hey,she's she's stalking this guy.
This is not. I don't think this is like,
(24:58):
funny crazy. I was crazy, girl.
It was like, it started off likefunny and then she would like
say details that I was like, well.
Wait, wait, go back. I was like.
Wait, why are you leaving letters under his door?
Oh, and then she was like, well,then I was at his job.
I'm like, so why are you at his job?
So I kept being like, OK, yo. And then I pulled himself like I
was like, I think she's stalkinghim.
(25:19):
And then she was like, well, he sent me this message and it's so
weird. The message says don't talk to
me, don't come to my house. I said, this ain't weird.
He's. Afraid of her.
He's afraid he's. Afraid of trouble, so she was
guilty but yeah, she made me to be in jail.
I. Saw the one but she.
Made it to now this so things are looking up.
Everyone knows, everyone knows. Here's the thing, the people
(25:40):
that you're talking talking about there, they seem like they
might be some New Yorkers of theweek.
Like we we have a little overlapof like they.
Need to we need some. People we love the Yeah from.
Those you give them our contact right after the I will.
Literally be. Sparrow should have our number.
Sparrow needs to come in here. He will never leave them.
You have to do the interview at a coffee shop and then just walk
(26:03):
out because he wanted we'll. Use our portable mics.
That's why we got the one. Problem with having the studio
in my house, it's like everyone's coming in.
And so that's something like we'll find people on the street
that we're like New Yorker of the week right there.
And then I'll think. Like the guy, the guy balancing
the trash cans on his head. We love him like New Yorker of
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the Week. But should he come over?
Yeah, it's kind of a tough line I have.
A hard note cuz I think that people leave their energy
wherever they are. And I am just so like my house
like in Baltimore. I not, I don't have one friend
that's ever been in my room and I had friends for 1520 years.
They've not been upstairs. My, my mom does not play about
(26:44):
like energy in your house. She's like, people can come in
your house, but wherever your bed is, don't let people in
there unless she's like, no. And she, she does not.
I'm telling you, I've had friends she has known for 20
years and she'll be like no if you don't come.
Because of their energy just. Nobody she doesn't.
Want to risk just your? Family, that's it.
That's the only people that haveever been upstairs in my house
so. Having someone get to the next
(27:06):
level with you in terms of dating is a big deal, right I.
Mean my boyfriend's never been in my childhood when we've been
together five years. What?
Oh my gosh. My friend that is he.
Curious. Or he just gets it.
He just gets it. He's like he's.
Like, yeah, my energy is shit. I was.
Like I shouldn't go in the room.But he he and my mom are very
similar where he's like, I understand that.
(27:28):
Like I get why you wouldn't justwant people in your home cuz
he's like, we let everybody in our house and life was crazy.
So maybe that's why. No, yeah.
I mean, I've had a, I'm a woman of a certain age stuff, and I
haven't had a friend since I've known since I was 7.
They've never been in my room before.
Wow and. I'm like, I'm so sorry.
And my mom always says like this, first of all, none of
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these rooms are yours. These are my rooms, Yeah.
So I guess it is her room. Wait.
We need to have your mom. No, my mom is #1 funniest.
She is like she's. So like.
Miranda Priestly is my mother. She is just so like we don't
have a closet in our house. Like you have drawers, but every
single closet in the house is Yvette Singletary's believe that
(28:09):
you are not. She's like you guys don't need
closets. I need closets.
She has so many clothes and shoes.
None of us have a closet except for my all.
The closets have her clothes andmy.
Dad has gotten one closet after 25 years of marriage, they have
now been married for well. That seems fair.
That seems fair. Wow.
Do you have siblings? Yep, two siblings.
Wow, and they're not bringing anyone up into their rooms as
well? Please.
No one in the room the. Thing is, the one time my
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brother had his wife spend the night for Christmas, we were
like her the house like saw you.It's happened.
They are now divorced. I said you wow her.
That really is not good. Wow, that's.
What's going wrong? Yeah.
So I blame her, OK? That's fair when they got
(28:52):
divorced. That yeah, that I mean I need
soon after take that advice did.You did you do you feel psychic
ever? Like did you kind of know what
energy was off? Because my brother, I introduced
him to his wife and his last twogirlfriends I told him weren't
the one and everyone thought I was such AI was like, do
whatever you want. I'm just saying like I got a
weird vibe. And then when I met his wife, I
was like, oh, I introduced him to her and I was like, she's the
(29:13):
one. No.
You're probably the one. So I think women have natural
like psychic intuition and abilities.
Really. Yeah, yeah.
I think that we, if we really were able to like focus on
things like because there is nothing stronger than a woman's
intuition of being like that person's that right, Yeah,
there's nothing stronger. It's.
Something with like the moon andour periods and stuff that's.
What it is, and I'm on my periodnow, so this episode is going to
(29:34):
do numbers. Oh wow.
That's awesome. We can't wait.
We can't wait. Fuck periods.
No, it is what was today I sent you that thing.
Oh, is. It moon day I always check in
with the white girls because y'all know what's today because
I've been feeling off. I could not want watch that
clip. Is it moon?
Day. I'm feeling, you know, white
girls will be like, no, you're not a bitch.
(29:54):
You're the sun is in Uranus and the black hole is spinning.
I'm like and you're. Like thank you.
Now I'm not stressed anymore. Nora, I could not watch that
clip because the 1st 5 minutes is today is the day.
If you are watching this video today on July 31st, listen up.
This is meant for you. Today I was like Tik toks that
are like you're seeing. This.
(30:15):
She sent it to me in the first like 30 seconds.
Are the woman just explaining ifyou're seeing today today and I
just stopped, I was like, just tell me what today is something.
About oh, I remember we're supposed to ask a question on
and write it down on a sheet of paper today, OK and and told me.
This was the the other day, the universe.
Right. No, no, no, no.
(30:36):
That was manifestation of what you want.
This is more like I need. OK, OK, OK, OK.
Nora's got me doing awesome. So what?
Do I need to do this? Is more look, I am I'm
struggling a little bit so we gotta listen we're.
Looking to the stars, we're looking.
People we we're going to the. Stars, I think, I think, you
know, as long as you believe in something higher than yourself,
(30:57):
I think that you have to do that.
We So we're supposed to write a question.
So we're supposed to write a question today and that we need
an answer to and the and the forces of the.
The the new and everything. They're gonna send you the
answer. So if it's like, should I be
with this man, we're gonna find out by the end of the day.
The end of today I I think by. Today.
(31:17):
I. Think today, OK, I'm.
Gonna say God I wanna fuck am I on my period?
Once a month, every month? It never stops.
You have an answer to that? Oh my.
God, did you already do your question?
No. I haven't, I'm just reminded so.
You're behind, I'm behind. You better hurry up 'cause
they're gonna. Get a couple of.
I have a lot of questions. Honestly, you're like.
OK, so in in no particular order, why am I not rich?
(31:39):
Please. Also, why am I poor?
Also please, why am I here? Why?
Is my health insurance $650 a month for nothing?
And that's not even that's that's not even I found that out
last night. And that's not even me visiting
a doctor that's not getting. It in medication out of your.
Out of pocket and it's like for what?
(32:00):
And. But what does that get you?
Nothing it gets. You able to go in there?
Yeah, but that's why. I'm confused though, because you
know, I'm on like the free plan is that so it's like.
Medicaid. Yeah, but it's like you kind of
get nothing, first of all. Let's call Medicaid the free
plan from now on because I miss Medicaid because so Medicaid.
Is making it seem like it's thisgreat opportunity for me, but
(32:22):
it's like it's the free plan andI get treated like and you get.
Treated like, because as soon asyou walk in and say you're on
Medicaid, I tore my Achilles, they turn you over.
They just don't even like it's kind of a.
Full group lobby of people. They're like, you know it and
it's. Like, are you on Medicaid?
Keep it down. I'm A Celebrity.
Keep it down, tell people, telling people.
I'm broke. Did you see?
(32:42):
I mean, OK, this is a random thing, but Venus Williams had to
go back to. This is a random thing, Venus.
Said to go back to her job aftershe her.
Tennis job No. I think it was like some sort of
situation because she had to getback on.
Cobra because she was about to get off that Cobra also fucked
(33:05):
the writers Guild. The way y'all took my health
insurance is so crazy. Y'all were like you want to be
on Blue Cross and Blue Shield next week?
I literally tore my Achilles andmy health insurance ended two
weeks before I tore my Achilles.And Venus Williams is going.
That's why Beyoncé won't stop this.
Is why this is I mean even celebrities and she's probably
one of the richest people like an.
(33:25):
Office job No Venus. Williams No, She went back to
her tennis job. She's just calling it a job.
I don't know why she's doing that.
She went back to playing professional tennis job.
Yeah, but it's. Really different, Yeah, but
you're saying, but you're sayingshe was going into it.
You wouldn't say LeBron. James is going back into the
office today, no? No, no, I wouldn't.
(33:46):
And I didn't say she was going to the office, but I would.
Going back to his job. Like they're like you.
You can't just enjoy life anymore.
You have to When could you ever?Yeah, I feel like I haven't, I
haven't had that. You're like what?
Happened to the days when we were in caves and we could just
frolic. I'm like, look, apparently we
can just. Saying like, everyone has to
(34:06):
have a job. Yeah, like.
We everybody has not. There's like, there's no way you
could not. Have a job and it's not.
Going to get you ahead even if you're the most.
Professional celebrity like the people Lady Gaga has to go back
to her job she's got. A tour but you know what Lady
Gaga has the best makeup line out and you'll you heard it from
me first house labs. I don't know what she's.
(34:26):
Putting in there I heard. I heard.
What do you like so much about it?
Oh. It first of all, the color
match, the way it feels on the skin.
I have bought her concealer, herfoundation, her bronzer and at
first I was like no, I want to like just I'm, I'm going too
hard on the Lady Gaga. It is just so good and I stay on
Yes my. Friends and makeup artist.
(34:47):
He swears by it. It is the like I was like, ohh,
this is good. And it's just like the quality
of it. I got like foundation probably
like five months ago. It literally lasted until a week
ago. I got another one and it was
just, I love it. I love my lives.
Please sponsor me, please. And.
The artist and us all the three.Of us I.
Feel it please. Drop off the samples please
(35:10):
ideally. No idea I cuz I you know how
when you go to weddings and theydo your makeup my friends.
Don't get married, OK? Well, sometimes when you go to a
wedding, so they'll do your price when you're when you're in
the wedding, they'll do your they'll, they'll do your face.
And sometimes it's mandatory. Sometimes the girl will be like
(35:33):
you're getting your makeup done and you'll.
Be like, there's like a $200 feeto be in it and then you learn
it's because they're forcing youto do the makeup dollar.
Fee it's. Crazy I'm.
So glad my bitches are getting mistreated.
Keep getting dogged out ladies. I don't have any money to come
to your wedding. I don't have it.
I. Can't pay to have poor makeup.
I could. Have $1,000,000 I'm not paying
to go to your wedding to I know it's to somebody I don't like so
(35:55):
please say. Spare me does she?
They usually do like a full faceof drag like they no matter what
the. Mac Remember the Mac makeup we
all used to get? Oh my God, but.
This woman who did my my drag makeup at this wedding when it
actually I looked like a filter.It actually bobbed the drag
queen. I looked like a filter, but I
did ask her at one point becauseI was trying to make
(36:15):
conversation during it and I waslike, so what's your favorite
line? Yeah.
So after she says it. So I wasn't.
I looked like. A drag queen in the brand we all
love. So sponsor me slabs.
So please sponsor me so. I mean, you know, I've heard it
from, I've heard it from a lot of different people now.
And I asked the lady at Sephora.House labs, house labs, it's
(36:38):
nothing everyone. 'S saying it.
Everyone's saying it even. The tools that come with it,
well, nothing comes for free. Remember when they used to give
us stuff for free? With the makeup.
Chargers, makeup chargers, chargers with iPhones, they're.
Separate now they're. Separate now really they just
give you the cord, they just give you the I didn't even think
which is so. Ridiculous charger and then you
(37:00):
used to have the whole little package.
Whole package it. Used to be like if you signed up
for T-Mobile today, you could get like you could.
Get 40 phone for everybody in your.
Yeah, you had a phone, you couldget a computer A.
Dog track. Yeah, I.
Was I was always convincing, trying to convince my parents to
do that, even though like, everything was fine.
Like they had a phone, my brother had a phone.
No, I was too young and I was like, look at this, we have to
(37:21):
have, don't you want? To have 4 sidekicks or you want
me to like you're? Not a.
Loser in public Like did you? Guys ever have a sidekick?
No, I had a sidekick. Let me.
Because she was like, we are an AT&T family.
It was like it. Was a really big deal.
We didn't have money growing up and somebody.
Sidekicks the. Neighbor got rid of her sidekick
(37:41):
and I was like I have to and shegave it to me and 1st my mom got
she yelled at me she thought I stole it which was a pretty big
book. That's what it would have.
That's totally our vibe, but we went to Verizon and they
attached it. But.
Remember back in the day when you could just have a phone and
turn it on? Yeah.
And you could just you could just call go.
To the Apple store with a phone.If you want to.
They will fucking arrest you. Where the fuck did you get this?
(38:04):
But you would just. Find a phone somewhere and
they'd no you could attach it toyour account.
I have a SIM card I'm putting seriously now they're like how I
had a Sidekick and it was a big deal.
It was a big deal. It's.
A huge deal did you get one of the things like the charms that
go on it were you like did you worry we want to aim do it of
course OK perfect I'm just like I'm calling hold are we mid 30s
trying to be like no, but I wantto know but.
(38:25):
There was no data on it so I couldn't do like anything with
it, but all I needed to do was. Text, so flip it.
Open that. Was all I needed to do, but I
remember there was a game on it and this was like I was the only
person who had a game on my phone.
Yeah. Oh, my God, it was amazing,
girl. Yeah, it was.
But it occurred for that, for that brief period and then I
broke it and we had no money, sono phone.
So. It's over and.
(38:47):
Everyone was like, can I play the game on your sidekick?
I was like, oh, I left it at home today and.
My mom is like, who would leave?Their sidekick at home.
You don't leave the house without it, my friend.
Used to be on Myspace on this sidekicks and I used to be
sitting there with my. LG Myspace on.
Your sidekick. There's a whole generation that
doesn't even know what that means.
Do you guys know? Excuse me, did you guys ever
(39:07):
have a Zynga? Yes.
No, but don't tell me, buddy. You were one of the first people
I've said that and they've been like, yes, with such confidence
if there was. Anything online I had it OK that
was. A zanga Zanga.
Was an online journal before Myspace, and I wrote every
single day. I came home and I wrote my
clock, my heart out on that thing.
Do you have a? Way to log in and see the polls
(39:28):
I've. Tried because I always wonder if
I was for some reason on a reality TV show or got famous or
anything. That's gonna come up.
Oh yeah, they're gonna come up. I said everything.
I was like, mom was pretty mean today.
Gonna go to an orphanage later like you know Emily is gonna go
to an so mean you know like I. Love that one thing I love about
(39:49):
white women. Y'all take it there.
You wanna be mean to me, Mom? Fuck you.
I will run away, bitch. Do you?
You don't know pain. Like a missing child.
I'll go to an orphanage. Y'all will do that?
Like. Oh, I can't have a milkshake at
9:00, bitch. You'll never see me again.
You. Just lost your daughter, hope
you're happy. Hope this is worth our
(40:11):
relationship, Carol. Damn it.
Really. I'm like, I couldn't even suck
my teeth at my mom I used to love.
I'm used to be a teller. Georgia Teller.
Cuss your Mama, dude. What?
Did you write about and you're saying God?
I would be talking shit about the girl the.
Girls, it was always like they. Think my ponytail's not as long
as it. Was this public?
(40:32):
Yeah, it was public. I didn't give a fuck.
They would be like, you were talking to my me.
I was saying I was like, yeah. And.
Wait, so you. Followed each other like you
followed each other and just posted whatever I.
Didn't really let my like peopleat my school follow me, but they
would find my Zynga and they would know it was me because it
was Amber Zynga and I would be like.
It's like Amber Zynga. I was like, I need a username
because this is not yeah, I would talk shit about everybody.
(40:54):
I would tell who was cheating onwho in the middle school drama.
Wow. That's kind of gossip Girlie I.
Was giving the tea, but they knew it was me.
It's yeah. Because of the name because of
the username call. Me out, but I was like so quick
with my time. I'm like, dude, I can make you
think that both of you are lying.
Walk away. You guys will never know.
I really so the the site is shutdown, thank God.
(41:17):
Sad, but I have a feeling that if I apply to Love is Blind,
we're considering that for me have to go.
And love is blind and it will come up.
OK, It will come up. But I think from what you've
told us, I think it's OK. It's I think that can come out,
I mean. Pictures of me doing a split on
Myspace because I thought that was like the hottest shit I was
like yo, I want my profile picture to be me doing a split
that's. Gonna that's gonna blow their
(41:39):
minds hot up. One day and I'm be like Oh my
God. I was wearing like a sweater and
sweater leggings. I would never forget.
Oh my God. And I couldn't even really do a.
Split but I would just hurt myself to impress these people
every. Uploading you guys every.
Day take a picture. I'll just be like take.
It take a. Ticket Yup.
And then my mom was like, why isyour Myspace picture you in a
(42:01):
split? I was like.
Impressed. Jealous.
It was always so. Shocking when your parents found
anything you did online you werelike.
Wait, you have a computer? I was literally like, you cannot
find. Yeah, you can.
My mom was like, I'm private on my computer.
My mom literally once told me she goes, by the way, at work
today. I was embarrassed because
somebody came to me and was like, the server is down because
(42:24):
you have Limewire on your computer.
And she was like, what is Limewire?
I was like, I don't know, I've never heard of that.
Did you do Pirates by ever? No, you was freaked out, No.
I didn't miss a minute online you.
Had a Tumblr and everything You were doing fan fiction.
Yeah, I. Didn't do toddler.
Actually Tumblr ran Meyers I wasimportant to me any.
(42:46):
TV show any what were you? Watching though Little Mermaid
to see like. Beauty and the Beast like stuff
was. On TNT and then just watching
the TV. She was like better and better
for black beer. I did it all throughout college.
We would love, we would want TV shows, you know?
What I actually I watched Veep on some like off network thing.
(43:08):
Yeah, maybe it was that. Still do that?
With movies that just came out, like we can't wait a week for it
to go on Amazon. Prime.
We need it tonight. Have to.
Watch until dawn tonight. We need to get whatever virus we
can to watch this tonight. Is your.
Boyfriend funny. He's so funny, really.
He's kind of like sarcastic funny.
(43:29):
It kind of makes me kind of annoyed.
Yeah, cuz he's very like, in themoment funny.
He does stand up too, but I tellhim all the time.
I'm like Ben, you have to do like Curb Your Enthusiasm style
comedy because you are reactive.Like he's funny in reaction to
stuff. He's just so quick.
But like he also like I try not to like let him know he's funny
(43:50):
so I won't tell him. Totally, totally.
Yeah, he's so. Funny, but he's like, he's like,
dude, funny. I don't know.
It's we don't need it anymore. We did all pass.
Yeah, we've kind of. We've got enough of that.
But if he's funny, I wish him success.
Of course I don't want to tell him he's no.
But The thing is, he is a far better actor and brighter than
me because he just has he consumed so much media
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impoverished childhood, but he has watched every movie.
He almost has like a Rolodex of like, I could say any movie at
home, but that was directed by this guy and that guy started by
doing this and him and this guy were friends and I'm like.
Why do they all do that? The fuck.
My boyfriend does it too and I'mlike we're just trying to chit
chat. It's knowledge and he's always
giving me all these facts. I'm like I hate to be rude but
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like I don't. I don't always want that.
It's like they can't. Remember our birthdays, but they
can remember like the movie thatcame out in like 1990.
He. Would not know my.
Yeah, if we'll forgot my birthday, that would be the end
of the relation. Telling me about Quentin
Tarantino. 'S mom.
I wish you would bitch he's got.He's got all the dates he has
the dates that he knows in his head would get him in trouble.
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Any anything that would. He doesn't get him in trouble.
That's it. He doesn't.
He may not. Know his mother's birthday,
which is true cuz I do tell him every year.
You know it's your mom's birthday, Wolf.
Knows his mom's right, but that's another can't miss
Holiday. He doesn't know anybody.
'S birthday. Except for his siblings, those
are the only people. Me and his siblings.
That's it. You would think, wow.
That's it. I yeah, I, I, I date trash man.
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So that gets really bad. You won't.
Know your birthday. First, actual nice me.
I've never really that was nice to me before, but I kind of
liked it that way. Really, it was my car.
I was dating other people's boyfriends at one point in my
life. Oh.
So, OK, so if we were to flip the judgey on you, what's your
mess? That I used to date other
people's boyfriends so that I could have my nights free
starting at 8:00 PM. Because ain't nobody going to be
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at your house past eight. If they have a girlfriend,
they're going to go with her. This was the only way to keep
your nights free. Just the.
Only way I was a hot topic in college.
I had I had no time. I was like, OK.
I'm gonna have to. What were you doing at night?
Sleeping. I was watching my shows and
sleeping yes and smoking. Did you?
Did your? Girlfriends find out.
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Well, they did. Yeah, they would know.
And. Then how did was this like?
A big time where the girl? Really knew and she confronted
me at. So I played basketball first of
all, so that's why I was able toget around, OK?
I played basketball in college, so I knew all the cool people,
OK? So you do need to sleep at
night. You're playing basketball on
high. I'm actually with you, Wake.
Up at 6:00 in the morning. Yeah, you can't be.
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Cuddling. With some guy, yeah.
And. Come pick him up.
It was almost like a daycare. Like it's a daycare.
It's kind. Of nice yeah exactly takes the
load off for her but that's whatI'm.
Saying I'm actually now I'll feed him maybe once that's I
don't have any money, put their snacks and then I'll send them
home. Perfect.
It's babysitting. Yeah.
But then this one girl, one timemy mom came for the weekend and
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she, like, confronted me at a basketball game.
But like, she confronted me by, like, making her presence known.
She was like, it was like her friend walked up to me and was
like, hey, Amber, I'm so and so's girlfriend and this is my
friend. She's blanks girlfriend and I
was like, I don't give a fuck. Like what?
You thought I was going to be scared.
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Where's your man? Because if we're both here.
You're shit out a lot. Somewhere you need to go find
him immediately because he's a freak.
They're always going after the other girls.
It's like just talk like. It's like, yeah.
Maybe it's not ideal, but like maybe talk to him, see what why
is he doing this and my. Thing is, back in my heyday, I
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used to like to fight. So I used to be like, I wish
this bitch would make a problem of this.
I'm fresh off the weights, babe.I don't give a fuck.
Please. I'm like go get him.
I don't want him. I don't even like him.
What are you talking? I hate.
Him. All I'm I'm just doing this to
keep my mind and they're free. I can play this game.
They're. Now married What?
Wow. Really.
Yes, her name was Sugar and thatwas her real name.
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I think her whole name was Sugarius.
Congratulations. I'm like.
Babe, congratulations Sugarius. Oh my God that sucks.
You don't marry the guy that cheats on you.
A lot of women do. Oh my gosh, would.
You ever no no. Like once a cheater, always a
cheater. No, because like in my head it's
like if you cheat on me one I'm going to talk about you so bad
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you are not going to want to marry me.
I would never let this go. Our children will know that you
cheated on me the first day I think they can hear.
I'm going to say your dad is a low down dirty scoundrel dog
bitch. He's cheating.
It's their. First word out of their.
Mouth dad, it's not cheating. Cheating, cheating.
Ass low down, dirty scoundrel. And he cheated on my perfect
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mother. Exactly.
No, I'm telling it's not even. It's not even, like, really
because of any honor I have. It's because you will.
I will never, ever let it go. Yeah, totally.
My boyfriend dated people beforeme.
He hears about it every day. Yeah.
Every time I like years before me, I don't know these women.
It could be something he did in high school and I'd be like, oh,
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is that the one you told me was homeless if you were helping I.
Don't think you were helping. Yeah.
I'm just like, yeah, I don't give a fuck our.
Boyfriend should hang out. I feel like they could really
empathize with each other. I'm.
Toxic. I feel like I'm.
Toxic. I'm pretty similar like if like
do me wrong, like we're never letting it go.
So if it was really bad, like it's in your best interest if
you cheat on me, Wolf should just pack his bags and leave
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because like, it's not gonna be and.
We're not gonna work. It out.
I'm not. Gonna break up with you until
you been tortured because I liketo see men get their karma,
which is my problem in my past dating life I would stay with
people I'm like no no some bad is going to happen to you you
may die suddenly and I want to be I.
Want to be there? I don't want to miss.
I was saying the other day that if wolf cheated on me, I would
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need to like harness my power and be cool because my gut
reaction would be to like screamat him, but I'd want him.
I'd you have to play it cool andthen I'd have to do something so
he knows I know and drive him crazy, but I would have to
really like my gut. I'm such like I'm so I was
telling in the last episode we recorded like I'm so ready to
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fight with him at any time aboutanything, but I would really.
Oh, see, I want you. You're.
Confrontational. Yeah, I'm really
confrontational. I.
Like, I think I'm really. Chill about that.
So one time this boy cheated on me and the girl like left her
shirt at my house. I put that shit on the next day.
I put that shit on the next day and wore that shit around him.
Just watching him squirm was so fun.
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I was like this is so fun for me.
You didn't say anything. We're just wearing the shirt
around Get. That shirt, I was like, I don't
know, it was just in my room 0. So now I'm wearing my hat.
Any comments? Any apologies you bought me?
A shirt. A used shirt that was crumpled
in my corner. Thought it was a weird place.
I thought that you. Left this triple X.
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Shirt. In my possession so that I could
wear it because I figured you liked seeing me in this ugly ass
shirt that only a low down dirtybitch would wear.
So I'm wearing it for you. Your move.
Oh my God, I hate to wrap this up because you're Amber.
I love you. You're so fucking.
(50:56):
Funny. This is really great.
I was like crying, laughing. No, I.
Love y'all y'all, it was so nice.
Also you guys deserve so much recognition.
I hope that everybody you've ever encountered gives you the
recognition. They thank you so.
Much for saying thank you. Thank you for saying.
Thank you some people. Who also want the pod to know
they are sending me out into torrential downpour.
(51:17):
I would like, yeah. It's I just looked outside.
No worry, I'm. A Northern.
Definitely has umbrellas. Yeah, she has a lot first.
Of all I'm Ubering who? I'm not.
I've suffered enough in my life.I'm a woman of a certain age.
I don't suffer. Yeah, pick me up, drop me off.
Well. If you even need an umbrella to
go, my theory is kind of like you take 1, you leave 1, you
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never buy one. You never buy an umbrella.
I think the one I have I took from now this, yeah.
You, you, you never buy an umbrella.
There's always an umbrella around New York.
I've had mine taken. That's.
Nora's people take. I think if she's on subway takes
she should say that you. Should actually, Oh my God, I
have a subway take coming up again.
You do I. Have a little.
Shadow subway takes wow. I'm doing a little AD with them
(52:00):
with Google. Oh my.
God, amazing, so my little. Headphones on the way here.
We'll see. Well if they need my take I I
really do feel that umbrellas are a community item umbrellas.
Are a community and you know as well as food should be but
anyway that. And healthcare, honestly, but
that's like a whole other we. Actually covered many topics
today. Yeah, we did that.
(52:21):
We're trying to change the worlda bit.
Thank you so much for being on Where can people find you where?
So my Instagram, that's really all you need, and my TikTok is
am.com, A MB DOTCOM. Do.
You have any shows coming up? Anything you want, people?
I do actually. I'm gonna have my first half
hour in September maybe. Oh my gosh, it will be at.
(52:44):
The gutter but I haven't gotten a date yet but yes I will be
promoting that soon on my pages.I'm very excited.
It's my first half hour so yay. I'm congratulations, that's so
excited we'll be there you'll. Hear about my life as a
basketball player. Yeah, I I'm If you hear someone
cackling in the background, it'sme and wheezing the.
Recording that's that's. All me.
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