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(00:16):
All right. I want to 1st apologize for my
appearance. No need.
OK. I am.
I'm really, really at the end ofmy day, like I even showered and
I brushed my teeth. So right after this, I'll be
heading to bed. Like we're tucking her in.
It's Anna's been very excited totuck me in and I maybe.
(00:37):
You should wear sunglasses. Right now.
Well, because if you're OK, you're having a hard time
sleeping and now we've got you in front of these sunshine
lights and now you're going to try to go to bed after this.
Totally. So maybe like is that?
Crazy. All right, I'll vamp.
I'll vamp seems today. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(00:59):
All right, so. It'll take 2 seconds for you to
get so. Fast.
Go. Go, Hannah.
Go. Nora's getting her sunglasses.
Today is also my mother's birthday.
She turns 69 years old today. Also, a lot of podcasters I
think wear sunglasses like I TimDillon, I think famously.
I don't know if that's what he'sfamous for.
(01:20):
He wears sunglasses during his episode.
And now it makes sense. Like you're sitting in front of
these lights if you're recording.
Oh, this is cool, Nora. Yep, this is a good look.
Maybe I'll put mine on. Oh, hood on too.
This is good 'cause you can simulate bedtime.
It's bedtime. This is good.
We're simulating. It's like.
(01:41):
I'm at the airport. Yes.
And you're just, you're in thosebright lights.
But once you're on the plane, this is something I've never
seen. I would go.
No hood. Yeah, no hood.
Here we go. Headphones on, sunglasses on.
And now, now maybe it'll be easier to go to.
(02:03):
Sleep, don't look at me, don't ask me for my autograph again.
Margo, get away. Margo's here now.
Margo, get away. So let's see how the sunglasses
do. I just, I, you know, it's here's
the thing. You can only have three things
(02:23):
in your life. You can only have.
Haven't they told me this before?
I wish I could remember. You, you're you.
Here are the things job passion love, passion.
Create a passion, love. So we have, Let's list ours,
Create a passion, love, which which I'm I'm finding in my own
(02:49):
way, in my own way and job and then kind of a second job too
and. Then it can't just be one job,
yeah. You have, you have two nannying
too, and then and then and then and then.
Yeah, 'cause you nanny. 'S oh friends too.
I was like, what? No, you have you like we have to
work to do multiple things. I agree to watch a dog at my
(03:10):
house for a couple days next. Week I was going to is it
Miranda's dog? No.
Does she noodles needs? Because I actually feel like
Noodle might be a good match for.
Wolf. No, Literally no.
I was like, I can ask Hannah. On the go.
Yeah, I'll ask. No, this is someone else's dog.
It's kind of a bigger dog, really good with other dogs.
(03:31):
Not a fan of men with beards. So she was like, I want him, the
dog to meet your boyfriend before we agree.
This. Oh, I thought you were going to
say. Wolf was hesitant.
No, I don't know this woman or her dog.
This is like a friend of. Yeah.
I am just so aware that agreeingto this does mean at least on
day one. Like Stinky's peeing in the
(03:51):
house 'cause he always pisses after another dog has come to
visit. So it's kind of like I've agreed
to clean up piss three times. I agreeing to this what weekend?
Because if you want to make evenmore money, there's another
there's another dog that needs you as well.
It's from the 16th to the 9th. I think it's that weekend,
really. Noodles needs his help.
(04:13):
OK. Do you think maybe you could
just just go all in, make the cash?
I know, I know. It's just more that my building
really didn't even want us to bring stinky.
So I kind of, the more I've beenthinking about it, I mean, I
guess if I'm just like, oh, sorry, I'm just watching my
friend's dog. I'm just like opening up.
The pet group. So sorry, I'm just like
watching. More dogs, A couple dogs this
(04:34):
weekend. Like, come on.
Stinky's just pissing my. Knuckle at all?
I just. But would Noodles be good with
this other dog? Noodles is great with all other
dogs. This is a This is boring for
people. There's no way this.
Is boring. No way.
Well, let's tell them more exciting what I guess we might
do together. We're going to get our vaginas
(04:55):
waxed Landing strips. Sorry, Mom.
No, I. Your mom followed me on
Instagram. Did I?
Fuck yes she did. She's a good follow.
Do I need to like hide anything from her or she knows how I'm
living? She knows how you're living.
She knows how I'm living. She wasn't though.
Thank God I don't post the way Iused to.
Remember I showed you what I posted on Twitter that one time.
(05:16):
Yeah, yeah, my mom would definitely be like, what's going
on with Hannah's? Profile I used to be really like
like, this is who I am. This is my body.
If I want to post my naked body on Instagram, like that's my
prerogative. Now I'm kind of like, no need to
do that. No, no, no, no, no.
That's. Not necessary.
Yeah, my mom, my mom followed you.
(05:38):
What else is going on? Itchy?
We're getting waxed. We're we're getting waxed.
Here's the thing. How much is it?
OK, so usually it's 72 however. Your first there's like a
couple's deal, there's. A couple's deal, the first one
is half off and it lasts for like 5 weeks.
Wait a minute, I. Know so for 30 bucks, yeah.
(06:01):
At a nice place at the European Wax Center which is the one on
on 7th and has really good reviews.
Nora, I'm in. OK, let's do it Thursday.
This Thursday, Yeah. Do you wanna come 610?
I can change it. I literally can change it to
like anytime. Is it near here?
Yes, it's very close. It's on the way.
It's actually on the way to yourhouse.
(06:22):
Oh, wait. That one, yeah.
Oh, wait. And it's it takes only 15
minutes. Let's see who's working.
On and they do the whole thing if you know what I mean I like
they like they my butt hole yeahso I've never I'm.
Working with Sarah and Luke on Thursday, do you think they
would like hold it down while I got this waxed?
(06:44):
Is that weird? You have to stay for mine too.
Yeah, yeah. But if it, that's 30 minutes.
Yeah. But there might be like a a
consultation. I, like, asked Blair for a race
this week. I don't.
So maybe this isn't the week forme to step out and get my vagina
waxed. It's such a crazy thing I've
never really wanted to do. Whenever anyone has talked about
it, I've always been like, why the hell would you do that?
(07:06):
And then recently I've just beenlike, maybe.
Well, 'cause the vagina is, it'slike you think you're always not
going to mind shaving it and you're not going to mind
maintaining it. And then just like life catches
up to you and like the last thing on your like, why would
you ever spend an extra God onlyknows how long in the shower is
shaving it? And like Wolf does mine, but
(07:30):
recently he hasn't been like keeping up.
So it's out of control. Yeah.
It's, it's like I couldn't go tothe beach tomorrow.
Really. I couldn't like but.
Here's my problem. Your nails look amazing, by the
way. Great job, great job.
It kind of, it was so last minute I said to her I was like
just regular gel on my fingernails.
And then I was sitting there andI was like, is it too late to
(07:52):
get acrylics? Yeah, and Blair got me.
A gift card to a nail salon. I know she did.
She asked me what your order was.
Oh what my order was. Yeah, she was like, what is
Hannah like? And I've never been there.
Before I know and she said honey.
And I was like, she's gonna likethat.
It's fancy. It's a fancy place that confirms
I can get my nails done again after this, which is really
exciting. Let's go Thanksgiving nails.
(08:15):
Here she comes. Thanksgiving nails.
What kind of Thanksgiving nails are you going to get?
I was actually going to ask, what are you doing for
Thanksgiving? I go to Aunt Diane's house.
Here in New York. Yeah, it's like 40s.
Open invite. I'm there's a chance I'm going
to be in the city for one of theholidays.
(08:35):
Really. I got special treatment last
year but I don't get it this year.
You have to work one of them forOrange Theory.
So I mean you, you do you want to come to?
Thanks. It's 40 people.
So all the time, just like blendright in.
Yeah, no, I mean. Like one more girl.
I can ask for sure. I well they asked for our
(08:58):
everyone to submit at work. Like are you Thanksgiving is
your priority or Christmas is your priority?
Talk to us. I said Christmas is my priority.
Like I'd I'd rather be in the city, work the morning of
Thanksgiving and then latch on to some plans here in the city.
So I don't know. It's not in the city.
Where is it? It's it's not at her house.
(09:20):
No, it's, you know where it is. It's it's Audi OK.
If you when does this come out? This come out this week.
So tomorrow. OK, if you are listening and you
have plans in New York on Thanksgiving that me and maybe
my mom and my boyfriend and dog.OK, wait, no, I can't.
(09:41):
Have everyone. Well, I don't know Wolf.
Wolf is with me for holidays, but I don't know if me staying
in the city if he would stay or if he would go to North Carolina
'cause I'd be fine with him going North Carolina.
It might even be nice. Maybe he would take Stinky and
then my mom comes in and then I have like a little vacation for
(10:02):
him. I love Stinky but he has a lot
of work caring for him. Yeah.
So it'd be nice if like him and stink and it'll.
Be it'll be shortly after, well,not shortly after.
It'll be like a month after yourdog clinic you.
Know I'm really getting worried.She asked me so Miranda.
So my, my, my dear friend Miranda, she has a dog who I
love very, very much named Noodles.
(10:23):
And he is, I would say lightly high maintenance in that he
requires a lot of love in a way that you might not expect for an
animal like he can't be alone for more than 30 He's.
Passionate. He's passionate about
connections. But he's such a little munchie.
He's really sweet. It's just he can't be alone for
(10:44):
more than 30 minutes, which is which logistically poses a lot
of issues if you have to. Leave the house at all.
The thing for me that I really didn't think through was the
working out with him 'cause I was like, shit.
But the plus side is that he hasa prescription to Trazodone that
he is very active on and so you can give it to him.
(11:06):
But I always feel bad 'cause he's so like when I don't, When
I didn't give him the Trazodone and I was with him all day, I
would take him to the park and he's running around having a
nice time and it's like, I don'twant to drug him, you know?
But but if you don't drug him, he's really in a bad place
crying. He tries to drown himself in his
(11:26):
water bowl, which like. Very performance, really crazy,
really like he's. Just such a munchie.
I like miss him talking about him but anyways he he's just
like. A love bug.
He's a love bug. He wants to be.
And like, literally when he's kind of like Marco, like when
you're, when you're sitting around the apartment, he like,
literally just comes up and sleeps right next to you at all
(11:48):
times of a show. Yeah, I bet.
She's showing that body. She's showing that body Yaddy
yaddy yaddy yaddy. But anyways, so he is looking
for I think because she's going with her boyfriend and she was
looking I guess the her usual contacts aren't working out
right now so she needs someone to look after.
And I was like. Maybe Hannah.
I mean, if, if I'm being honest,I feel like I can do one or the
(12:11):
other. Noodles or the other dog?
Yeah, I feel like I can't have stinky noodles and goblin in my
house. That's goblin, Stinky noodle and
goblin. But I think.
Goblin Goblin noodles is definitely.
Like I know. What are Goblin and Stinky going
to be up to while you're not there?
(12:32):
Well, this is what also makes mea little nervous about Goblin is
Goblin doesn't need to be in thecrate, she said.
But state like when you're out. But like Stinky does need to be
in the crate. And I really don't want Stinky
to feel like kind of like someone else is taking over his
home. If like I'm going to leave put
(12:53):
Stinky away in his crate and leave Goblin out to play.
Like that's not fair. I mean, of course I can like
close the bedroom door, turn on the TV for Stinky and leave
Goblin in the living room pill time.
But that's that's my only fear is like I am kind of I'm I'm
giving away Stinky's home for for a little extra cash in a
(13:15):
way, if I take on goblin whatever.
Happened to that TikTok I showedyou that was like.
I need AI emailed her. I need a an artist's home with
Did you see? Us messaging No, I I'm she said
gave me the e-mail. She said send it here and I sent
her the e-mail. I said let me know if you got it
or whatever and she was like great, we'll check them soon and
I haven't heard from her. Fuck.
(13:36):
I know, did you send her a picture of the?
Wall, I sent her an amazing video of the whole apartment.
Wow. And she doesn't.
I showed her. That I was like everything is
also movable like. The we can take down the entire.
Shrine, like whatever you want, we can take it down, we can put
it back up, we can get a new shrine going, whatever you need.
The video was pretty much like come here.
It's also like she was saying they're looking for like just an
(13:58):
apartment that could semi be an artist and it's like if they're
filming something they're obviously going to bring their
own stuff too. Yeah.
I thought it was perfect. When I first read it, it said I
it was like artist home. And then I realized it had to be
a man. And I was like, yeah, man's not
living in this. This is.
Not a man's this. Is not a man's world.
This is not where a man is a man's.
World. I want that gig more than any
(14:21):
gig. I know that that's why I asked
cuz I that's a good one. This woman on for for contacts
everyone. This woman on TikTok she posted
I will give someone $2000 in cash for let to let me film in
their apartment for like 2 nights.
It like really wasn't that bad. You could stay here.
Stay here dog too. Wolf can be in the park and you
(14:43):
just stay here and no the wolf. And take Matt can go to Matt's.
Yeah, and I'll stay here. That would be thrilled.
Oh, by the way, Matt brought up my neighbor.
This is my neighbor. He brought up Wolf at on the
roof. We were having a hang and he's
like, yeah, I have like, really like this is my neighbor, by the
way, who lives in apartment too.And he was like, I really like
(15:04):
started to hang out with Nora's friends and like kind of in her
crew, like blah, blah. And I was like, I was like,
yeah, I was like, he's like, andyou know, Hannah's got her her
stinky that she drops off at my house.
She's a cool ass chick. This chick is so dope.
And then she was like, and, and then he was like, and then I got
my man, my man Wolfgang. Wolfgang.
(15:27):
And he like, he was like, that'smy buddy.
That's my boy. My boy.
You would hang like that. He kept being like my boy, and I
was just like my man. I didn't even talk about Wolf.
Like that my man. I was dying at the betrayal.
I was my boyfriend. Not if I'm in a bad mood.
I didn't realize. I didn't realize that they were,
(15:48):
they had to be like I thought I was just giving you ideas.
I didn't realize that they were mine.
So I was giving you like generalideas.
Oh no, those were yours. Those were yours.
I have some. I thought it was good, though.
Mine were pretty good. We could always do the trend
again. It did pretty well.
Every day, Every day. Once a week, we've done another
betrayal list. I.
People be like, these girls are so jaded.
(16:10):
I literally I am. This weekend was a lot OK your
moment of the week was canvassing for Zoron and like I
need to do it knock Yes we should together.
Honestly you would I really run a tight ship that I think you
would really vibe with. I like I was paired with this
(16:33):
woman who was so sweet, older woman, so kind and nice kind of
needed. We needed to pick up the pace.
I was trying to get some. We were doing a built a full
building and I just like we're we got to get every single
apartment here. We didn't get to all of them,
but we we did get to a lot of them.
And I think we were a really good duo.
(16:53):
We kind of represented both the old and youth.
The young, yeah. And.
The kind of like, look, everyone's out.
Everyone's out here and I asked if we could split up at one
point and she was like, I reallydon't think we.
And I was like, OK, she. Was very attached she's.
Really, really sweet. But that like going around and
talking to people and going knock, knock, knock on
(17:13):
everyone's door. Oh my God, It was like a rush.
Yeah. You just had no idea what was
gonna come out on the other. Store.
How is it some? People like, some people were
like, sure. Like, yeah, I didn't know who
that was. Like, sure.
And some people was one guy, this one real estate agent, he
came out, he was like getting dressed and like being so cocky
(17:35):
and just like, Cumming for me. And I literally like when you
get into debate mode with me, I start lying.
No problem. And I'm just.
Like he's like, you know, I've been a real estate broker for 15
years. I was like, really for what
company? And he's like, you know, he's
going on and on. And I was like, it's crazy.
I've been a broker for like 20. He's like, where?
(17:58):
And I'm like Sotheby's. Of course with Lori Cooper and
I'm. Like, and he's like, really?
And I was like, yeah. And I used to, I mean, I used to
do construction too, but I'm just kind of.
Just like Old Woman Party. Yeah, and she was.
Looking at me like this and thenI'm like, he's like, well then
you know about and I was like interest rates and then I 'cause
I'm in it. The thing is, once you're in a
(18:19):
lie, you're kind of like you. You're, you're lying to push
this agenda. So it's kind of like once you're
in it, you're blind. You're part of it.
Boom, boom. But yeah, he just was trying to
mail explain things to me that Iactually did know.
But I knew that he wouldn't think I knew unless I put on a
title. Yeah, so as.
He said I had to do the same jobas you.
Yeah, unless. I said that he was not going to
(18:42):
budget. And then finally I was just
like, well, do you care about people?
Like, how about that? And he was like, I do.
And I was like, then you should vote for Zoran.
OK. And he was like, that's a good
point. It is.
And it's just like, it's just like, can everyone just chill
out like. Everyone's getting self
involved, everyone. 'S like.
You know, I don't think we've ever seen more self involvement
(19:04):
than right now in the world. Oh my God, everyone is so
obsessed with themselves, their needs, their goal.
And of course, to some degree you got to put yourself first.
But like not not in the mayoral brace.
There's it's just crazy. I mean, I like, yeah, I have to.
Tell you something after finish your thought first.
Canvassing was amazing and the vibes were great.
(19:26):
I did however run into someone of my past.
Not ideal like canvassing, but that's the risk you take in New
York. That's a risk, but, but I'm glad
that he was doing that and I truly like, and it was so easy
to canvas for Zoron. I didn't have to lie to anyone
else and I wasn't, I did not lieabout Zoron or, or just for the
(19:46):
record, I lied about my career as a, as a woman, but I did not
lie about his agenda or anything.
I was very straightforward because you don't need to.
You don't need to. That's a thing.
You can. That's what I was going to say.
Right. It's the most beautiful
canvassing cuz you're just so honest.
You're like, wouldn't it be niceif we could live in a city that
(20:07):
we could afford? Yeah.
And everyone's like, that would actually be really.
Dope, the video campaign he did with that woman saying like, I
used to love saying I was from the city and now it just happens
to be where I live. I really felt that because there
was a chunk of my time in New York and I still love New York.
That's why I'm here. You know what I mean?
(20:28):
But like there was a chunk whereI was like, I can't believe it.
This is the best place on earth.Totally.
And I was just always like, oh, life has gotten so stressful.
That's what's beating me down. But it's like, no, like the
city, it needs to be working forthe people that love the city
and it make it good. Like the artists?
Yeah. And it's pushing artists out.
It's making them exhausted. They have no money.
(20:49):
I'm working 6 jobs. So they're like, I gotta, I have
to leave or I have to be here unhappy, you know?
And it's like when he said when that part of the the video of
the ad, I was like, Oh my God, that's how I feel.
I've never wanted to talk to a man so badly, I just want to sit
down with him for 5 minutes and just have a combo.
(21:13):
I feel like I just feel like think I'd be chill but.
I think I'd start being really overwhelmed.
I think I'm the way that I was like, Oh yeah, we should see if
we can get on the pod. I still agree.
Literally the most famous personin the.
World, I still think we should have him on the pod.
He's more than welcome. What?
Were you going to say before, though?
What were you going to say? And also, if anyone's looking at
(21:34):
this, this is an optical illusion.
I do not look like this. Like I, I'm so I'm, I'm fed, I
have cool clothes. My hair doesn't look like this.
I had just recently got a blowout.
I just went to hot yoga today, so I had to wash it.
Like just don't look at me. Don't look.
We we just consider. Turning the lights off.
This isn't me. What would you guys have done if
(21:55):
this whole episode was like in the dark?
See, that's the thing though. It should be.
That's how podcasting should be.What is all this?
It was supposed to be video the.Whole thing is supposed to be
listening. And if I didn't?
It's like constant music video if you couldn't.
See me right now, I might even be podcasting better because
(22:16):
there's that comfort I can be myself.
I would say I'm being. Really, you're definitely
comfortable right now, but that's because we have to
because you're you're going to bed immediately soon.
Immediately, all junior girls. What were you going to say?
What I. Was going to say is my New York
moment of the week, which is a bad New York moment.
Did I tell you this? No.
(22:37):
OK, so me and Wolf are walking Stinky in the park.
Stinky has on the gentle leader leash, OK, which is what he was
trained with, which is also because he pulls like crazy and
he eats rocks sometimes, OK. And it's just it's like we can
pull him back a little bit quicker.
It has it's kind of like it's called like a slip tie, I think
(22:59):
where like if he pulls, it gets a little tight, not around his
throat, just around right behindhis ear.
And then when he stops, when he's walking nicely next to us,
it's pretty loose. Everybody and their mother in
the park has this on their dog, right?
We're walking stinky and he's pulling, pulling, pulling
because he's trying to get a squirrel.
So we're obviously we're trying to reel him in, but he's
(23:20):
pulling. But like we're just we're
walking with him, but it's tighton him because he's trying to
get a squirrel. He doesn't care because he's a
dog. He's trying to get the squirrel.
This woman no walks by, no and goes, your leash is way too
tight on your dog, assholes. And I, something came over me
where I was being calm because normally I'm not, that's not my
(23:40):
first impulses to be calm. And I was like, oh, it's
actually like a slip leash. Like it's only tight right now
because he's pulling and it's not tight even around her.
She goes, I don't want to engage.
Well, you just. Did well you just and then wolf
goes then don't call us assholes, bitch.
And then she like looked and kept walking.
How insane is that? Kind of sexy of wolf.
Yeah, I was because it was like,because if if his gut instinct
(24:03):
was be like, get away, bitch, you'd be like, all right, let's
not be those people. Yeah, but it was like, I tried
to be calm. She was rude.
And he was like, go, get away. That's And then I then I got
crazy. I was like, give me the dog
because I was going to run over her, stand in front of her and
show her Legion was like, no, no, no, no, we're not going to.
She called us asshole. We called her bitch.
We can all leave. Yeah, we can all leave, but.
(24:23):
How? Like if you're really worried
about the dog, why don't you come over here so I can show you
the leash? Also, Stinky sleeps with his
head on my pillow under the covers every night.
Like no dog is more pampered than Stinky.
Like trust me, if there was any world that this leash was too
tight or he was getting hurt, like it wouldn't be in my
(24:44):
household on my dog. You know where I'm going to go
with this, and I'm going to try not to go there.
Killer No. OK.
That's where I was going. Not quite because it's like then
everyone at the park is looking at us and now it's like this
beautiful walk like, and this islike, I just got back from
Connecticut. Like it's.
Really. You're trying to just back from
a trip? Yeah.
You don't want everyone acting. Weird.
I'm adjusting back and that you want things to be out.
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I'm trying for things to be normal.
You just want things to be normal.
I was telling Nora I cannot handle and people come back from
trips because like. My personal list I.
I wish you would travel less like I want things to be even
when you go away for the weekend.
I'm like Monday next time we seeeach other it will be an
adjustment but we'll get there. But no one else thinks of it
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that way. But fuck her.
My dog is beyond cared for if I and also like I wouldn't have
even ever put the leash on him if I thought it was.
And also look around the park. I'm pretty sure we passed like 2
dogs before we got where we werethat had on the same leash.
I want everyone to look deep down within themselves and then
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I want them to turn on the news and I want them to think about
their priorities. Because if you have the energy
to get upset and chime in on something, then I want to and
call. People on the front line
somewhere else. Too.
I need you yelling at ICE agentslike take the asshole and go
there. Take it there.
Get away from me and get away from stinky like.
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It's just these Park Slope losers who think that they're
being politically active by calling out other Park slopians,
yeah, who clearly are just doingso much being fine.
And I'm going to say something. There's so much attention on
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dogs. OK.
And I do want to say, yes, our dogs are babies.
And yeah, Stinky sleeps in the bed and we let him have steak
with me, make a nice steak. Like he's pampered, but he's
also a dog. And if he's a dog that's pulling
on the leash, eating rocks and chasing squirrels, there needs
to be a little discipline involved.
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And I'm not saying she saw me disciplining him, but like, I do
feel like sometimes people see dogs being treated just like a
normal dog would be. And they're like, oh, my God,
Cry for help. We need to help this dog.
It's like, no, just because my dog isn't wearing pearls and
watching TV on his iPad in bed doesn't mean he's being, like,
abused. Yeah, He's on his collar.
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He's on his leash. He's being a little disciplined.
We have to get him back in line.Yeah.
If not, he's going to eat the squirrel.
You want to know how I know? Because I've watched him eat a
pigeon. So it's just like, why don't you
mind your business? And then, you know who's going
to be rushing that pigeon to theanimal rescue center is that
woman and being like, yeah. This dog his the leash was too
loose and now he ate the pigeon.She should have been there for
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the pigeon. I want I wish I had the impulse
to be like sick em. So then she thought I had an
attack dog and she she had a moment of thinking maybe she's
about to be attacked. You can get a a really big fine.
For that but like imagine. How you would never, but yeah.
Imagine how good it would have felt, right?
Just in that moment where she thinks she knows this dog, she
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knows what's best, and then I reveal, which is I don't that I
have an attack dog and she just has that, that little flinch,
That's all I'm talking about. That's what I was just.
Talking about, that's all. I'm talking about.
And Stinky would never, even if we told him to, you know, he
would kiss for sure. He loves to kiss.
It was really when I was babysitting Noodles.
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It is really interesting to experience a city with a dog.
You start to realize that everyone is kind of like against
you're they're either against orfor your dog and there's no
middle ground. Like you look around.
It's so true, you look. Around.
And there's like, all these signs like don't pee here, don't
pee here. But then there's like, water
bowls everywhere. So it's like, OK, so this cafe
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is gonna give them water, but then they're not allowed to pee
anywhere. So what's the logic there?
No. And it's really like, Stinky
will do something that I think is, like, cute, funny.
Like, yeah, maybe he pulls to, like, across the sidewalk.
And some people just, like, laugh and smile at him.
And other people are like so putout like we.
Don't. We didn't stop while I was
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walking. I was like, Oh my God, this is
the best moment of my day. And then?
And then you're like. Amazing feeling like.
Oh my God, my. Dog is doing this for someone.
It's. Crazy.
It's so special and then you bring them to club coming and
it's like it's like it's not an issue.
People are kind of like, you brought a dog here and it's
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like, yeah, he needs to see somedrag, too, Yeah.
What, he's supposed to stay home?
He's he is an elder gay. This Noodles is definitely an
elder. Gay, that is.
The perfect way to describe Noodles is that he's an elder
gay man. I actually really think Wolf and
Noodles should have some time together.
My other elder Gay. Man, you should come to the
Elliott Smith show. Are you coming?
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We need to talk about that offline.
I said it's my mom's birthday already.
Yep, OK. 6 to 9, she said. Something funny while I was
home, me and Ryan were home for Friday night, Saturday, Sunday,
on Sunday out of nowhere she goes, hey, you guys haven't said
anything about my haircut. And we go when did you get your
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haircut? She was like last week, I think
maybe 2 weeks ago, like like shesaid it as if she got it that
morning. God, she's so funny.
She's so funny. She's.
So funny she. Shared with Ryan and Stephanie
this a story that most therapists would be like, Oh my
God, you're in a toxic relationship with your mother.
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She shared it with them as if what was she supposed to do
other than this? She was retelling the story of
when she met Wolf's mom for the first time, that dinner debacle,
right? And she was like, Wolf is
freaking out in the back seat. We're running late.
Hannah's having, like, a panic attack.
So yeah, I did what I had to do.And I just said to her, do you
want me to pull over so you can jump off the bridge?
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Ryan and Stephanie, we're like Kim.
And she was like, what would youguys have done?
Like as if suggesting I jump offthe bridge was like.
What else would you do? And like, Wolf was like,
mortified by that suggestion, ofcourse.
But it's like, that's, that's mymom, you know, like that was the
environment. I remember getting texts during
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that call during that ride. Being like this isn't good.
That was a it was a bad ride. Nobody, nobody was in their
right state of mind. And then we get there and like
Mina's had a couple drinks and she doesn't care that we're
late. So it kind of was like, well
then why did we just have the worst car ride of our?
Life sucks when you're having a mental breakdown about being
late and then you get right there and it's like the other
person's late or they don't carelike life is.
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Doesn't matter sometimes. They feel like I get like that
before I come here. I'm like, I'm coming, I'm coming
and you're all I. Know and I'm always like hey.
Every time I show up Nora's likehi, hey and I need to met.
You know, when we wanted to remind me that I love my
boyfriend, so we said Target lamp.
Yes. For context, I'm someone that's
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always like, if something's wrong in the relationship, one
thing goes wrong and I'm like, Ishould probably break up.
It's not a good fit. It's not meant to be right.
But then when something goes right, I don't say anything or
think anything, so I just forgetit.
So I was telling Nora something nice that happened and we were
in the Target lamp aisle and shewas like, Target lamp.
That's your word to remember. You're telling me the story.
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You love your boyfriend you had a good interaction with.
Him. No, I'm like Target.
Lamp target Lamp target lamp. Did you end up getting that
lamp? Damn, I should.
We're going to wrap up because it's going to be a short ass
episode. How long has it been?
It's 32 minutes. That's pretty.
Long. That's pretty long, I feel.
Like we've been talking about. Just us episodes can be a little
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shorter, and the interview episodes are like an interview
plus just us. Yeah, it's like a double whammy.
I also got to talk to you about Love is Blind just real quick
before as you tuck me into bed. On here you want to do it for
fun. No, no, it's a private cover.
It's. Very private, I haven't watched.
So private. But you can spoil but this girl
I follow on TikTok was saying it's the worst season she's ever
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seen. Well, she's a fucking idiot.
Is she? Wrong.
She's amazing. That, that's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard. That's the dumbest thing I've
heard today. She's everyone.
Everyone is talking about how amazing this season is.
The casting was exceptional. Plus, there's something about
was she from Colorado? I don't know.
Because something's going on there, OK, I think, I think
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that's kind of the consensus. Like people from Colorado?
No, just like there's something we'll discuss.
But it's just like. It is.
It is. I can't wait to watch I.
Don't want to give any spoilers on the pod cuz I've gotten some
feedback that sometimes we get spoilers.
Although it was from my friend who it was like 3 weeks after
Amaya and Brian were together and he was like you ruined love
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my own for me and I was like come on babe.
Like that, it's like, how did you not open your phone and have
that? Well, he does on.
Instagram. So I, I and I did.
I felt. Bad.
I felt bad. Because that was the shit.
That's the. Shit, you feel I.
Feel that spoiler, I know, but anyways, I have a lot to say
about Love is blind OK, And on that note.
And on that note, I was trying to think if I could think of
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like 1 crazy thing to ask you atthe end, but I couldn't.
So that we could stay on foreverand ever.
No, I'm just thinking about thattime I asked you like what it
would take for us to hook up andhow that really kind of got the
ball rolling well. The ball needs to roll.
The to bed, to bed. So next time we'll talk.
Well, we talked about our landing strips, so that was kind
of our ball rolling. Well, now I, I feel like I don't
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even want to talk about it later, but I don't even want it.
No, I do, I do. I just, I, I don't want it to be
like a quick thing like I wantedto like, we go together, we
cheer each other. On then, it can't be Thursday
night, OK? Then I can reschedule.
Can it be Friday? Well.
OK, we're gonna Nora wants to close it.
It's time for bed A. Couple of things, OK, All right,
All right. Love you, Hannah.
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Oh my gosh, we do the intro. I'm Manager Lander.
And I'm going to bed. And you were just listening to
New Yorker of the Week. Love you, love you.
All right. I want to 1st apologize for my
appearance. No need.
OK. I am.
I'm really, really at the end ofmy day, like I even showered and
I brushed my teeth. So right after this, I'll be
heading to bed. Like we're tucking her in.
It's Anna's been very excited totuck me in and I maybe.
(00:37):
You should wear sunglasses. Right now.
Well, because if you're OK, you're having a hard time
sleeping and now we've got you in front of these sunshine
lights and now you're going to try to go to bed after this.
Totally. So maybe like is that?
Crazy. All right, I'll vamp.
I'll vamp seems today. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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All right, so. It'll take 2 seconds for you to
get so. Fast.
Go. Go, Hannah.
Go. Nora's getting her sunglasses.
Today is also my mother's birthday.
She turns 69 years old today. Also, a lot of podcasters I
think wear sunglasses like I TimDillon, I think famously.
I don't know if that's what he'sfamous for.
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He wears sunglasses during his episode.
And now it makes sense. Like you're sitting in front of
these lights if you're recording.
Oh, this is cool, Nora. Yep, this is a good look.
Maybe I'll put mine on. Oh, hood on too.
This is good 'cause you can simulate bedtime.
It's bedtime. This is good.
We're simulating. It's like.
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I'm at the airport. Yes.
And you're just, you're in thosebright lights.
But once you're on the plane, this is something I've never
seen. I would go.
No hood. Yeah, no hood.
Here we go. Headphones on, sunglasses on.
And now, now maybe it'll be easier to go to.
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Sleep, don't look at me, don't ask me for my autograph again.
Margo, get away. Margo's here now.
Margo, get away. So let's see how the sunglasses
do. I just, I, you know, it's here's
the thing. You can only have three things
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in your life. You can only have.
Haven't they told me this before?
I wish I could remember. You, you're you.
Here are the things job passion love, passion.
Create a passion, love. So we have, Let's list ours,
Create a passion, love, which which I'm I'm finding in my own
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way, in my own way and job and then kind of a second job too
and. Then it can't just be one job,
yeah. You have, you have two nannying
too, and then and then and then and then.
Yeah, 'cause you nanny. 'S oh friends too.
I was like, what? No, you have you like we have to
work to do multiple things. I agree to watch a dog at my
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house for a couple days next. Week I was going to is it
Miranda's dog? No.
Does she noodles needs? Because I actually feel like
Noodle might be a good match for.
Wolf. No, Literally no.
I was like, I can ask Hannah. On the go.
Yeah, I'll ask. No, this is someone else's dog.
It's kind of a bigger dog, really good with other dogs.
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Not a fan of men with beards. So she was like, I want him, the
dog to meet your boyfriend before we agree.
This. Oh, I thought you were going to
say. Wolf was hesitant.
No, I don't know this woman or her dog.
This is like a friend of. Yeah.
I am just so aware that agreeingto this does mean at least on
day one. Like Stinky's peeing in the
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house 'cause he always pisses after another dog has come to
visit. So it's kind of like I've agreed
to clean up piss three times. I agreeing to this what weekend?
Because if you want to make evenmore money, there's another
there's another dog that needs you as well.
It's from the 16th to the 9th. I think it's that weekend,
really. Noodles needs his help.
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OK. Do you think maybe you could
just just go all in, make the cash?
I know, I know. It's just more that my building
really didn't even want us to bring stinky.
So I kind of, the more I've beenthinking about it, I mean, I
guess if I'm just like, oh, sorry, I'm just watching my
friend's dog. I'm just like opening up.
The pet group. So sorry, I'm just like
watching. More dogs, A couple dogs this
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weekend. Like, come on.
Stinky's just pissing my. Knuckle at all?
I just. But would Noodles be good with
this other dog? Noodles is great with all other
dogs. This is a This is boring for
people. There's no way this.
Is boring. No way.
Well, let's tell them more exciting what I guess we might
do together. We're going to get our vaginas
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waxed Landing strips. Sorry, Mom.
No, I. Your mom followed me on
Instagram. Did I?
Fuck yes she did. She's a good follow.
Do I need to like hide anything from her or she knows how I'm
living? She knows how you're living.
She knows how I'm living. She wasn't though.
Thank God I don't post the way Iused to.
Remember I showed you what I posted on Twitter that one time.
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Yeah, yeah, my mom would definitely be like, what's going
on with Hannah's? Profile I used to be really like
like, this is who I am. This is my body.
If I want to post my naked body on Instagram, like that's my
prerogative. Now I'm kind of like, no need to
do that. No, no, no, no, no.
That's. Not necessary.
Yeah, my mom, my mom followed you.
(05:38):
What else is going on? Itchy?
We're getting waxed. We're we're getting waxed.
Here's the thing. How much is it?
OK, so usually it's 72 however. Your first there's like a
couple's deal, there's. A couple's deal, the first one
is half off and it lasts for like 5 weeks.
Wait a minute, I. Know so for 30 bucks, yeah.
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At a nice place at the European Wax Center which is the one on
on 7th and has really good reviews.
Nora, I'm in. OK, let's do it Thursday.
This Thursday, Yeah. Do you wanna come 610?
I can change it. I literally can change it to
like anytime. Is it near here?
Yes, it's very close. It's on the way.
It's actually on the way to yourhouse.
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Oh, wait. That one, yeah.
Oh, wait. And it's it takes only 15
minutes. Let's see who's working.
On and they do the whole thing if you know what I mean I like
they like they my butt hole yeahso I've never I'm.
Working with Sarah and Luke on Thursday, do you think they
would like hold it down while I got this waxed?
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Is that weird? You have to stay for mine too.
Yeah, yeah. But if it, that's 30 minutes.
Yeah. But there might be like a a
consultation. I, like, asked Blair for a race
this week. I don't.
So maybe this isn't the week forme to step out and get my vagina
waxed. It's such a crazy thing I've
never really wanted to do. Whenever anyone has talked about
it, I've always been like, why the hell would you do that?
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And then recently I've just beenlike, maybe.
Well, 'cause the vagina is, it'slike you think you're always not
going to mind shaving it and you're not going to mind
maintaining it. And then just like life catches
up to you and like the last thing on your like, why would
you ever spend an extra God onlyknows how long in the shower is
shaving it? And like Wolf does mine, but
(07:30):
recently he hasn't been like keeping up.
So it's out of control. Yeah.
It's, it's like I couldn't go tothe beach tomorrow.
Really. I couldn't like but.
Here's my problem. Your nails look amazing, by the
way. Great job, great job.
It kind of, it was so last minute I said to her I was like
just regular gel on my fingernails.
And then I was sitting there andI was like, is it too late to
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get acrylics? Yeah, and Blair got me.
A gift card to a nail salon. I know she did.
She asked me what your order was.
Oh what my order was. Yeah, she was like, what is
Hannah like? And I've never been there.
Before I know and she said honey.
And I was like, she's gonna likethat.
It's fancy. It's a fancy place that confirms
I can get my nails done again after this, which is really
exciting. Let's go Thanksgiving nails.
(08:15):
Here she comes. Thanksgiving nails.
What kind of Thanksgiving nails are you going to get?
I was actually going to ask, what are you doing for
Thanksgiving? I go to Aunt Diane's house.
Here in New York. Yeah, it's like 40s.
Open invite. I'm there's a chance I'm going
to be in the city for one of theholidays.
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Really. I got special treatment last
year but I don't get it this year.
You have to work one of them forOrange Theory.
So I mean you, you do you want to come to?
Thanks. It's 40 people.
So all the time, just like blendright in.
Yeah, no, I mean. Like one more girl.
I can ask for sure. I well they asked for our
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everyone to submit at work. Like are you Thanksgiving is
your priority or Christmas is your priority?
Talk to us. I said Christmas is my priority.
Like I'd I'd rather be in the city, work the morning of
Thanksgiving and then latch on to some plans here in the city.
So I don't know. It's not in the city.
Where is it? It's it's not at her house.
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No, it's, you know where it is. It's it's Audi OK.
If you when does this come out? This come out this week.
So tomorrow. OK, if you are listening and you
have plans in New York on Thanksgiving that me and maybe
my mom and my boyfriend and dog.OK, wait, no, I can't.
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Have everyone. Well, I don't know Wolf.
Wolf is with me for holidays, but I don't know if me staying
in the city if he would stay or if he would go to North Carolina
'cause I'd be fine with him going North Carolina.
It might even be nice. Maybe he would take Stinky and
then my mom comes in and then I have like a little vacation for
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him. I love Stinky but he has a lot
of work caring for him. Yeah.
So it'd be nice if like him and stink and it'll.
Be it'll be shortly after, well,not shortly after.
It'll be like a month after yourdog clinic you.
Know I'm really getting worried.She asked me so Miranda.
So my, my, my dear friend Miranda, she has a dog who I
love very, very much named Noodles.
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And he is, I would say lightly high maintenance in that he
requires a lot of love in a way that you might not expect for an
animal like he can't be alone for more than 30 He's.
Passionate. He's passionate about
connections. But he's such a little munchie.
He's really sweet. It's just he can't be alone for
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more than 30 minutes, which is which logistically poses a lot
of issues if you have to. Leave the house at all.
The thing for me that I really didn't think through was the
working out with him 'cause I was like, shit.
But the plus side is that he hasa prescription to Trazodone that
he is very active on and so you can give it to him.
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But I always feel bad 'cause he's so like when I don't, When
I didn't give him the Trazodone and I was with him all day, I
would take him to the park and he's running around having a
nice time and it's like, I don'twant to drug him, you know?
But but if you don't drug him, he's really in a bad place
crying. He tries to drown himself in his
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water bowl, which like. Very performance, really crazy,
really like he's. Just such a munchie.
I like miss him talking about him but anyways he he's just
like. A love bug.
He's a love bug. He wants to be.
And like, literally when he's kind of like Marco, like when
you're, when you're sitting around the apartment, he like,
literally just comes up and sleeps right next to you at all
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times of a show. Yeah, I bet.
She's showing that body. She's showing that body Yaddy
yaddy yaddy yaddy. But anyways, so he is looking
for I think because she's going with her boyfriend and she was
looking I guess the her usual contacts aren't working out
right now so she needs someone to look after.
And I was like. Maybe Hannah.
I mean, if, if I'm being honest,I feel like I can do one or the
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other. Noodles or the other dog?
Yeah, I feel like I can't have stinky noodles and goblin in my
house. That's goblin, Stinky noodle and
goblin. But I think.
Goblin Goblin noodles is definitely.
Like I know. What are Goblin and Stinky going
to be up to while you're not there?
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Well, this is what also makes mea little nervous about Goblin is
Goblin doesn't need to be in thecrate, she said.
But state like when you're out. But like Stinky does need to be
in the crate. And I really don't want Stinky
to feel like kind of like someone else is taking over his
home. If like I'm going to leave put
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Stinky away in his crate and leave Goblin out to play.
Like that's not fair. I mean, of course I can like
close the bedroom door, turn on the TV for Stinky and leave
Goblin in the living room pill time.
But that's that's my only fear is like I am kind of I'm I'm
giving away Stinky's home for for a little extra cash in a
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way, if I take on goblin whatever.
Happened to that TikTok I showedyou that was like.
I need AI emailed her. I need a an artist's home with
Did you see? Us messaging No, I I'm she said
gave me the e-mail. She said send it here and I sent
her the e-mail. I said let me know if you got it
or whatever and she was like great, we'll check them soon and
I haven't heard from her. Fuck.
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I know, did you send her a picture of the?
Wall, I sent her an amazing video of the whole apartment.
Wow. And she doesn't.
I showed her. That I was like everything is
also movable like. The we can take down the entire.
Shrine, like whatever you want, we can take it down, we can put
it back up, we can get a new shrine going, whatever you need.
The video was pretty much like come here.
It's also like she was saying they're looking for like just an
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apartment that could semi be an artist and it's like if they're
filming something they're obviously going to bring their
own stuff too. Yeah.
I thought it was perfect. When I first read it, it said I
it was like artist home. And then I realized it had to be
a man. And I was like, yeah, man's not
living in this. This is.
Not a man's this. Is not a man's world.
This is not where a man is a man's.
World. I want that gig more than any
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gig. I know that that's why I asked
cuz I that's a good one. This woman on for for contacts
everyone. This woman on TikTok she posted
I will give someone $2000 in cash for let to let me film in
their apartment for like 2 nights.
It like really wasn't that bad. You could stay here.
Stay here dog too. Wolf can be in the park and you
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just stay here and no the wolf. And take Matt can go to Matt's.
Yeah, and I'll stay here. That would be thrilled.
Oh, by the way, Matt brought up my neighbor.
This is my neighbor. He brought up Wolf at on the
roof. We were having a hang and he's
like, yeah, I have like, really like this is my neighbor, by the
way, who lives in apartment too.And he was like, I really like
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started to hang out with Nora's friends and like kind of in her
crew, like blah, blah. And I was like, I was like,
yeah, I was like, he's like, andyou know, Hannah's got her her
stinky that she drops off at my house.
She's a cool ass chick. This chick is so dope.
And then she was like, and, and then he was like, and then I got
my man, my man Wolfgang. Wolfgang.
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And he like, he was like, that'smy buddy.
That's my boy. My boy.
You would hang like that. He kept being like my boy, and I
was just like my man. I didn't even talk about Wolf.
Like that my man. I was dying at the betrayal.
I was my boyfriend. Not if I'm in a bad mood.
I didn't realize. I didn't realize that they were,
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they had to be like I thought I was just giving you ideas.
I didn't realize that they were mine.
So I was giving you like generalideas.
Oh no, those were yours. Those were yours.
I have some. I thought it was good, though.
Mine were pretty good. We could always do the trend
again. It did pretty well.
Every day, Every day. Once a week, we've done another
betrayal list. I.
People be like, these girls are so jaded.
(16:10):
I literally I am. This weekend was a lot OK your
moment of the week was canvassing for Zoron and like I
need to do it knock Yes we should together.
Honestly you would I really run a tight ship that I think you
would really vibe with. I like I was paired with this
(16:33):
woman who was so sweet, older woman, so kind and nice kind of
needed. We needed to pick up the pace.
I was trying to get some. We were doing a built a full
building and I just like we're we got to get every single
apartment here. We didn't get to all of them,
but we we did get to a lot of them.
And I think we were a really good duo.
(16:53):
We kind of represented both the old and youth.
The young, yeah. And.
The kind of like, look, everyone's out.
Everyone's out here and I asked if we could split up at one
point and she was like, I reallydon't think we.
And I was like, OK, she. Was very attached she's.
Really, really sweet. But that like going around and
talking to people and going knock, knock, knock on
(17:13):
everyone's door. Oh my God, It was like a rush.
Yeah. You just had no idea what was
gonna come out on the other. Store.
How is it some? People like, some people were
like, sure. Like, yeah, I didn't know who
that was. Like, sure.
And some people was one guy, this one real estate agent, he
came out, he was like getting dressed and like being so cocky
(17:35):
and just like, Cumming for me. And I literally like when you
get into debate mode with me, I start lying.
No problem. And I'm just.
Like he's like, you know, I've been a real estate broker for 15
years. I was like, really for what
company? And he's like, you know, he's
going on and on. And I was like, it's crazy.
I've been a broker for like 20. He's like, where?
(17:58):
And I'm like Sotheby's. Of course with Lori Cooper and
I'm. Like, and he's like, really?
And I was like, yeah. And I used to, I mean, I used to
do construction too, but I'm just kind of.
Just like Old Woman Party. Yeah, and she was.
Looking at me like this and thenI'm like, he's like, well then
you know about and I was like interest rates and then I 'cause
I'm in it. The thing is, once you're in a
(18:19):
lie, you're kind of like you. You're, you're lying to push
this agenda. So it's kind of like once you're
in it, you're blind. You're part of it.
Boom, boom. But yeah, he just was trying to
mail explain things to me that Iactually did know.
But I knew that he wouldn't think I knew unless I put on a
title. Yeah, so as.
He said I had to do the same jobas you.
Yeah, unless. I said that he was not going to
(18:42):
budget. And then finally I was just
like, well, do you care about people?
Like, how about that? And he was like, I do.
And I was like, then you should vote for Zoran.
OK. And he was like, that's a good
point. It is.
And it's just like, it's just like, can everyone just chill
out like. Everyone's getting self
involved, everyone. 'S like.
You know, I don't think we've ever seen more self involvement
(19:04):
than right now in the world. Oh my God, everyone is so
obsessed with themselves, their needs, their goal.
And of course, to some degree you got to put yourself first.
But like not not in the mayoral brace.
There's it's just crazy. I mean, I like, yeah, I have to.
Tell you something after finish your thought first.
Canvassing was amazing and the vibes were great.
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I did however run into someone of my past.
Not ideal like canvassing, but that's the risk you take in New
York. That's a risk, but, but I'm glad
that he was doing that and I truly like, and it was so easy
to canvas for Zoron. I didn't have to lie to anyone
else and I wasn't, I did not lieabout Zoron or, or just for the
(19:46):
record, I lied about my career as a, as a woman, but I did not
lie about his agenda or anything.
I was very straightforward because you don't need to.
You don't need to. That's a thing.
You can. That's what I was going to say.
Right. It's the most beautiful
canvassing cuz you're just so honest.
You're like, wouldn't it be niceif we could live in a city that
(20:07):
we could afford? Yeah.
And everyone's like, that would actually be really.
Dope, the video campaign he did with that woman saying like, I
used to love saying I was from the city and now it just happens
to be where I live. I really felt that because there
was a chunk of my time in New York and I still love New York.
That's why I'm here. You know what I mean?
(20:28):
But like there was a chunk whereI was like, I can't believe it.
This is the best place on earth.Totally.
And I was just always like, oh, life has gotten so stressful.
That's what's beating me down. But it's like, no, like the
city, it needs to be working forthe people that love the city
and it make it good. Like the artists?
Yeah. And it's pushing artists out.
It's making them exhausted. They have no money.
(20:49):
I'm working 6 jobs. So they're like, I gotta, I have
to leave or I have to be here unhappy, you know?
And it's like when he said when that part of the the video of
the ad, I was like, Oh my God, that's how I feel.
I've never wanted to talk to a man so badly, I just want to sit
down with him for 5 minutes and just have a combo.
(21:13):
I feel like I just feel like think I'd be chill but.
I think I'd start being really overwhelmed.
I think I'm the way that I was like, Oh yeah, we should see if
we can get on the pod. I still agree.
Literally the most famous personin the.
World, I still think we should have him on the pod.
He's more than welcome. What?
Were you going to say before, though?
What were you going to say? And also, if anyone's looking at
(21:34):
this, this is an optical illusion.
I do not look like this. Like I, I'm so I'm, I'm fed, I
have cool clothes. My hair doesn't look like this.
I had just recently got a blowout.
I just went to hot yoga today, so I had to wash it.
Like just don't look at me. Don't look.
We we just consider. Turning the lights off.
This isn't me. What would you guys have done if
(21:55):
this whole episode was like in the dark?
See, that's the thing though. It should be.
That's how podcasting should be.What is all this?
It was supposed to be video the.Whole thing is supposed to be
listening. And if I didn't?
It's like constant music video if you couldn't.
See me right now, I might even be podcasting better because
(22:16):
there's that comfort I can be myself.
I would say I'm being. Really, you're definitely
comfortable right now, but that's because we have to
because you're you're going to bed immediately soon.
Immediately, all junior girls. What were you going to say?
What I. Was going to say is my New York
moment of the week, which is a bad New York moment.
Did I tell you this? No.
(22:37):
OK, so me and Wolf are walking Stinky in the park.
Stinky has on the gentle leader leash, OK, which is what he was
trained with, which is also because he pulls like crazy and
he eats rocks sometimes, OK. And it's just it's like we can
pull him back a little bit quicker.
It has it's kind of like it's called like a slip tie, I think
(22:59):
where like if he pulls, it gets a little tight, not around his
throat, just around right behindhis ear.
And then when he stops, when he's walking nicely next to us,
it's pretty loose. Everybody and their mother in
the park has this on their dog, right?
We're walking stinky and he's pulling, pulling, pulling
because he's trying to get a squirrel.
So we're obviously we're trying to reel him in, but he's
(23:20):
pulling. But like we're just we're
walking with him, but it's tighton him because he's trying to
get a squirrel. He doesn't care because he's a
dog. He's trying to get the squirrel.
This woman no walks by, no and goes, your leash is way too
tight on your dog, assholes. And I, something came over me
where I was being calm because normally I'm not, that's not my
(23:40):
first impulses to be calm. And I was like, oh, it's
actually like a slip leash. Like it's only tight right now
because he's pulling and it's not tight even around her.
She goes, I don't want to engage.
Well, you just. Did well you just and then wolf
goes then don't call us assholes, bitch.
And then she like looked and kept walking.
How insane is that? Kind of sexy of wolf.
Yeah, I was because it was like,because if if his gut instinct
(24:03):
was be like, get away, bitch, you'd be like, all right, let's
not be those people. Yeah, but it was like, I tried
to be calm. She was rude.
And he was like, go, get away. That's And then I then I got
crazy. I was like, give me the dog
because I was going to run over her, stand in front of her and
show her Legion was like, no, no, no, no, we're not going to.
She called us asshole. We called her bitch.
We can all leave. Yeah, we can all leave, but.
(24:23):
How? Like if you're really worried
about the dog, why don't you come over here so I can show you
the leash? Also, Stinky sleeps with his
head on my pillow under the covers every night.
Like no dog is more pampered than Stinky.
Like trust me, if there was any world that this leash was too
tight or he was getting hurt, like it wouldn't be in my
(24:44):
household on my dog. You know where I'm going to go
with this, and I'm going to try not to go there.
Killer No. OK.
That's where I was going. Not quite because it's like then
everyone at the park is looking at us and now it's like this
beautiful walk like, and this islike, I just got back from
Connecticut. Like it's.
Really. You're trying to just back from
a trip? Yeah.
You don't want everyone acting. Weird.
I'm adjusting back and that you want things to be out.
(25:05):
I'm trying for things to be normal.
You just want things to be normal.
I was telling Nora I cannot handle and people come back from
trips because like. My personal list I.
I wish you would travel less like I want things to be even
when you go away for the weekend.
I'm like Monday next time we seeeach other it will be an
adjustment but we'll get there. But no one else thinks of it
(25:25):
that way. But fuck her.
My dog is beyond cared for if I and also like I wouldn't have
even ever put the leash on him if I thought it was.
And also look around the park. I'm pretty sure we passed like 2
dogs before we got where we werethat had on the same leash.
I want everyone to look deep down within themselves and then
(25:49):
I want them to turn on the news and I want them to think about
their priorities. Because if you have the energy
to get upset and chime in on something, then I want to and
call. People on the front line
somewhere else. Too.
I need you yelling at ICE agentslike take the asshole and go
there. Take it there.
Get away from me and get away from stinky like.
(26:11):
It's just these Park Slope losers who think that they're
being politically active by calling out other Park slopians,
yeah, who clearly are just doingso much being fine.
And I'm going to say something. There's so much attention on
(26:31):
dogs. OK.
And I do want to say, yes, our dogs are babies.
And yeah, Stinky sleeps in the bed and we let him have steak
with me, make a nice steak. Like he's pampered, but he's
also a dog. And if he's a dog that's pulling
on the leash, eating rocks and chasing squirrels, there needs
to be a little discipline involved.
(26:52):
And I'm not saying she saw me disciplining him, but like, I do
feel like sometimes people see dogs being treated just like a
normal dog would be. And they're like, oh, my God,
Cry for help. We need to help this dog.
It's like, no, just because my dog isn't wearing pearls and
watching TV on his iPad in bed doesn't mean he's being, like,
abused. Yeah, He's on his collar.
(27:13):
He's on his leash. He's being a little disciplined.
We have to get him back in line.Yeah.
If not, he's going to eat the squirrel.
You want to know how I know? Because I've watched him eat a
pigeon. So it's just like, why don't you
mind your business? And then, you know who's going
to be rushing that pigeon to theanimal rescue center is that
woman and being like, yeah. This dog his the leash was too
loose and now he ate the pigeon.She should have been there for
(27:35):
the pigeon. I want I wish I had the impulse
to be like sick em. So then she thought I had an
attack dog and she she had a moment of thinking maybe she's
about to be attacked. You can get a a really big fine.
For that but like imagine. How you would never, but yeah.
Imagine how good it would have felt, right?
Just in that moment where she thinks she knows this dog, she
(27:57):
knows what's best, and then I reveal, which is I don't that I
have an attack dog and she just has that, that little flinch,
That's all I'm talking about. That's what I was just.
Talking about, that's all. I'm talking about.
And Stinky would never, even if we told him to, you know, he
would kiss for sure. He loves to kiss.
It was really when I was babysitting Noodles.
(28:18):
It is really interesting to experience a city with a dog.
You start to realize that everyone is kind of like against
you're they're either against orfor your dog and there's no
middle ground. Like you look around.
It's so true, you look. Around.
And there's like, all these signs like don't pee here, don't
pee here. But then there's like, water
bowls everywhere. So it's like, OK, so this cafe
(28:39):
is gonna give them water, but then they're not allowed to pee
anywhere. So what's the logic there?
No. And it's really like, Stinky
will do something that I think is, like, cute, funny.
Like, yeah, maybe he pulls to, like, across the sidewalk.
And some people just, like, laugh and smile at him.
And other people are like so putout like we.
Don't. We didn't stop while I was
(29:01):
walking. I was like, Oh my God, this is
the best moment of my day. And then?
And then you're like. Amazing feeling like.
Oh my God, my. Dog is doing this for someone.
It's. Crazy.
It's so special and then you bring them to club coming and
it's like it's like it's not an issue.
People are kind of like, you brought a dog here and it's
(29:21):
like, yeah, he needs to see somedrag, too, Yeah.
What, he's supposed to stay home?
He's he is an elder gay. This Noodles is definitely an
elder. Gay, that is.
The perfect way to describe Noodles is that he's an elder
gay man. I actually really think Wolf and
Noodles should have some time together.
My other elder Gay. Man, you should come to the
Elliott Smith show. Are you coming?
(29:44):
We need to talk about that offline.
I said it's my mom's birthday already.
Yep, OK. 6 to 9, she said. Something funny while I was
home, me and Ryan were home for Friday night, Saturday, Sunday,
on Sunday out of nowhere she goes, hey, you guys haven't said
anything about my haircut. And we go when did you get your
(30:05):
haircut? She was like last week, I think
maybe 2 weeks ago, like like shesaid it as if she got it that
morning. God, she's so funny.
She's so funny. She's.
So funny she. Shared with Ryan and Stephanie
this a story that most therapists would be like, Oh my
God, you're in a toxic relationship with your mother.
(30:27):
She shared it with them as if what was she supposed to do
other than this? She was retelling the story of
when she met Wolf's mom for the first time, that dinner debacle,
right? And she was like, Wolf is
freaking out in the back seat. We're running late.
Hannah's having, like, a panic attack.
So yeah, I did what I had to do.And I just said to her, do you
want me to pull over so you can jump off the bridge?
(30:50):
Ryan and Stephanie, we're like Kim.
And she was like, what would youguys have done?
Like as if suggesting I jump offthe bridge was like.
What else would you do? And like, Wolf was like,
mortified by that suggestion, ofcourse.
But it's like, that's, that's mymom, you know, like that was the
environment. I remember getting texts during
(31:11):
that call during that ride. Being like this isn't good.
That was a it was a bad ride. Nobody, nobody was in their
right state of mind. And then we get there and like
Mina's had a couple drinks and she doesn't care that we're
late. So it kind of was like, well
then why did we just have the worst car ride of our?
Life sucks when you're having a mental breakdown about being
late and then you get right there and it's like the other
person's late or they don't carelike life is.
(31:33):
Doesn't matter sometimes. They feel like I get like that
before I come here. I'm like, I'm coming, I'm coming
and you're all I. Know and I'm always like hey.
Every time I show up Nora's likehi, hey and I need to met.
You know, when we wanted to remind me that I love my
boyfriend, so we said Target lamp.
Yes. For context, I'm someone that's
(31:54):
always like, if something's wrong in the relationship, one
thing goes wrong and I'm like, Ishould probably break up.
It's not a good fit. It's not meant to be right.
But then when something goes right, I don't say anything or
think anything, so I just forgetit.
So I was telling Nora something nice that happened and we were
in the Target lamp aisle and shewas like, Target lamp.
That's your word to remember. You're telling me the story.
(32:16):
You love your boyfriend you had a good interaction with.
Him. No, I'm like Target.
Lamp target Lamp target lamp. Did you end up getting that
lamp? Damn, I should.
We're going to wrap up because it's going to be a short ass
episode. How long has it been?
It's 32 minutes. That's pretty.
Long. That's pretty long, I feel.
Like we've been talking about. Just us episodes can be a little
(32:37):
shorter, and the interview episodes are like an interview
plus just us. Yeah, it's like a double whammy.
I also got to talk to you about Love is Blind just real quick
before as you tuck me into bed. On here you want to do it for
fun. No, no, it's a private cover.
It's. Very private, I haven't watched.
So private. But you can spoil but this girl
I follow on TikTok was saying it's the worst season she's ever
(33:00):
seen. Well, she's a fucking idiot.
Is she? Wrong.
She's amazing. That, that's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard. That's the dumbest thing I've
heard today. She's everyone.
Everyone is talking about how amazing this season is.
The casting was exceptional. Plus, there's something about
was she from Colorado? I don't know.
Because something's going on there, OK, I think, I think
(33:24):
that's kind of the consensus. Like people from Colorado?
No, just like there's something we'll discuss.
But it's just like. It is.
It is. I can't wait to watch I.
Don't want to give any spoilers on the pod cuz I've gotten some
feedback that sometimes we get spoilers.
Although it was from my friend who it was like 3 weeks after
Amaya and Brian were together and he was like you ruined love
(33:46):
my own for me and I was like come on babe.
Like that, it's like, how did you not open your phone and have
that? Well, he does on.
Instagram. So I, I and I did.
I felt. Bad.
I felt bad. Because that was the shit.
That's the. Shit, you feel I.
Feel that spoiler, I know, but anyways, I have a lot to say
about Love is blind OK, And on that note.
And on that note, I was trying to think if I could think of
(34:08):
like 1 crazy thing to ask you atthe end, but I couldn't.
So that we could stay on foreverand ever.
No, I'm just thinking about thattime I asked you like what it
would take for us to hook up andhow that really kind of got the
ball rolling well. The ball needs to roll.
The to bed, to bed. So next time we'll talk.
Well, we talked about our landing strips, so that was kind
of our ball rolling. Well, now I, I feel like I don't
(34:30):
even want to talk about it later, but I don't even want it.
No, I do, I do. I just, I, I don't want it to be
like a quick thing like I wantedto like, we go together, we
cheer each other. On then, it can't be Thursday
night, OK? Then I can reschedule.
Can it be Friday? Well.
OK, we're gonna Nora wants to close it.
It's time for bed A. Couple of things, OK, All right,
All right. Love you, Hannah.
(34:51):
Oh my gosh, we do the intro. I'm Manager Lander.
And I'm going to bed. And you were just listening to
New Yorker of the Week. Love you, love you.
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