October 23, 2025 • 38 mins
Hanna’s tripping over things in her kitchen, Nora reveals what “she knows about the news”, and the girls spiral about the sudden wave of TikTok ads invading our feeds. Plus: an all-too-real NYC horror story involving an unsolicited hand job in a movie theater (yes, really) and a very important conversation about pets who talk on the phone.
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(00:15):
It's funny because I would neverleave my house looking like
this. I'm wearing my laundry jeans
with a top that I actually do where I wear my Lululemon zip
zip up a lot. I have no makeup on and my hair,
I haven't styled it. I haven't put any.
I put like a little product in it, but like barely any because
(00:38):
I know I'm just going to go to the gym tomorrow and like it's
been raining. So I'm just like, I'm not going
to waste product on. That and it's like.
And it's like we're putting this.
Online, we're putting this out there.
And I look like we're. We're like so confused.
You won't get, you won't fuckingwatch it.
Yeah. And it's like I literally never
put effort into the way I look on here.
But that's. What remember we were saying
(00:58):
this is the last weeks and well,two weeks ago and just us, we
were like, this was supposed to be audio only, you know?
But now the world we live in, it's also video and you have to
make clips. But it's like if this was audio
only, people would be like, I wonder what those girls look
like? And it'd be this whole sexy
thing. But now it's like us with
(01:20):
sunglasses on in our, like, workout clothes, just squeezing
in. This is my laundry outfit.
Laundry outfit. This is the outfit that I wear
to do laundry. I'm.
Trying to remember. All the headphones are fine now.
Yeah, I guess that just needed to be.
Just a little glitch in the system.
No big deal. System.
Now it sounds crystal clear. Honestly, maybe the smoothie did
(01:40):
some. Good.
Maybe the smoothie exploding on the equipment was for the best.
You don't hear that every day, but you never know.
It's weird, I I thought I had told you, but I thought I took,
I took care of it so much that Ithought.
I had no idea. Wow, sorry about that.
No, it's OK. It's like when I filled my mom's
vodka bottle in high school. It's just a little water.
(02:02):
Just a little water goes a long way it really.
Not a lot, like just a little bit.
And, and my mom and they, you know, they came home.
It was the whole, the whole bottle was frozen.
So it was first of all, I was like, OK, that's a little
dramatic. I got to put like a couple.
Like if you turn on the faucet for two seconds, I put that,
that's how much I put in 'cause I took like three shots from it.
(02:26):
And at the time I was underage. And I remember my they were so
mad at me, 'cause my mom wanted her vodka soda at the end of the
day, like her cutesy little drink.
And so really upset. I know it's.
Like I'm really empathizing. So they looked at me and they
were like, wherever you got it from, wherever you usually go,
get your booze, go get another bottle of vodka and bring it
(02:47):
home for your mom. Your mom came home tonight to
have a cute little drink and forthe reason so I don't care how
old you are I. Don't know what resources you've
had in the past? Clearly you know how to get
alcohol. And I did, I, I did.
I had, I had the fake ID. I knew where to go.
I was like I ever got my mom bottle vodka.
That's Mom. That's Mom.
(03:08):
He needs some more. But it is such a good.
I love hearing parenting storieslike that.
Yeah. Like when parents are like they
caught, they catch their kids smoking a cigarette and then
they sit them in and they're like, let's smoke this whole bag
together right now. Yeah, no, they never want.
To smoke again. That doesn't happen anymore.
Yeah, no one does that anymore. God.
Damn, they'd never force their kids to smoke a pack of
cigarettes anymore. Parents are like, why don't we
sit down and start to understand?
(03:31):
It's like, it's really not that deep.
There's a lot of things in my childhood that maybe should have
been talked about, but there's abunch of times where shame,
embarrassment and like classic punishment kind of does the
trick. So that's a little lesson into,
you know, Hannah's school of parenting.
(03:51):
Shame, shame, shame. Would I say something else?
Embarrassment, shame, embarrassment and discipline
will do the trick. I anytime as a child that I felt
embarrassed it never happened again.
Really never happened again. I will not experience that
again, I feel. Like embarrassment every day,
just like waking up. I'm like wow, this again is so
embarrassing. I'm just like I'm.
(04:13):
Oh my God, I'm awake in my house.
I'm humiliating. I'm like, oh God.
Can I tell you something so fucking embarrassing?
What did I tell you about my Yeah, I showed you my toe.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So I have a sciatica flare up,
which always sucks because you don't feel it when you're laying
and sitting down and then you stand up and it's a little hard
to walk, right? It's early in the morning.
I'm working multiple mornings ina row.
(04:34):
It's Sunday morning. I'm kind of like hobbling
through the kitchen and there's a, we have the air purifier in
the kitchen and we sprayed some Raid, so we had it in the middle
of the kitchen. So the cord is stretched out,
there's plenty of room for me togo around the air purifier, but
for some reason this early morning getting ready for work
(04:54):
is different. I decided to step over it and my
in between my pinky toe and whatever that toe is next to the
pinky toe went on the wire. I on the ring toe.
I unplugged the air purifier, fell to the ground and then
screamed and wolf and stinky came out and we're like, what's
going on? And I, I know Wolf loves me.
(05:18):
Like, I don't need to look good all the time, but you don't want
to be on the floor after going to bed with wet hair early in
the morning with an air purifierwire between your toes in front
of your man. Like, sometimes it's just like,
and he was like, what happened? Yeah, what happened?
Like, because it's not even like, it obviously was like, oh,
this is what happened. Are you OK?
He just kind of was like what happened out here and now I have
(05:40):
this and now the sciatica's on my left and my pinky toe is
super bruised on my right. And she just got the flu shot.
And I just got the flu shot and I'm walking this morning,
walking to work. I was really kind of feeling it
on both sides. And it wasn't a flu shot that we
got there. Like it kind of feels like a
really sketchy pharmacy. Sorry, I know this is like, we
(06:02):
can't talk about the same thing double in a row because you're
going to be like, they're talking about the flu shot
again. God damn.
It so far they don't complain about repeated stories.
But like. No, I seemed.
Really like. I kind of thought that when they
gave me the tetanus shot there. Yeah, you were kind of.
Like they were like, oh, we havethat one second.
And then it was like, I mean, itwas way quicker than today was.
They were like in in a matter oftwo minutes I had gone in so
(06:25):
they told me my insurance was expired.
And then she literally was like hold on pressed 1 button was
like, sorry, no it's not. I'm just like what happened in
that one second. It's.
Like sometimes at pharmacies, they have to do that to prove
that they're working. Yeah, they're like, this
doesn't, this isn't your insurance isn't connected to
you. And you're like, really?
It's like it is OK, Sorry I got you there.
(06:45):
It's like. It's a tough one.
It's a tough one. I got an e-mail from OK.
OK. I got an I got an e-mail from
who from my insurance that July 2026.
No more. What do?
You mean the the bill it's goingto be shut down.
(07:06):
The big magical bill. The big beautiful bill.
The big magical, beautiful, big beautiful unhelpful Fuck you
lower class, middle class America.
What do you mean? It's what do you mean?
So you're just gonna have to find a new insurer, insurer
insurance. I guess they're like health
first essentials over. So I guess I'm going to get the
same e-mail because I'm on Health First Bronze Leaf.
(07:27):
It's going away, Bronze leaf. Oh, they're cutting bronze leaf
like you've never seen before. Health.
First Essentials and health first essentials is truly that
essentials like don't if you have anything extra going on,
don't call like. It's an essential plan.
Keep it to yourself only. So it's already like I'm, it's
definitely better than the last plan I was on, but that's still
(07:49):
like not saying a lot. So now it's like I can't even
get the essentials. I can't even get the essentials
I'm. Not going to be able to get the
bronze leaf. I don't know what.
The bronze leaf is like a. Leaf is like way to tell me I'm
poor, way to try to trick me into thinking I'm not poor
bronze leaf. Bronze leaf plan Everyone's
(08:11):
belief isn't that great. It's.
It's Medicaid is so like it's, it's kind of like you hear
stories and I mean, I've been onMedicaid for a while now, but
it's like you don't realize how kind of rough the healthcare
system is and like everyone should have to be on Medicaid
for at least six months. I think everyone should only be
(08:33):
able to vote on things that affect them.
Absolutely. Wow.
Nora. Nora.
Yes, That's it. That's it.
If you cannot get pregnant. You do not get to decide whether
or not you already get an abortion.
If you are not on Medicaid. You do not get to decide if I
(08:53):
get if if you're going to vote on the big beautiful.
Bill, if I get to get my one year cleaning dentist
appointment where they're going to point out other stuff that
are wrong with my teeth but not cover fixing that some.
Really good ideas. You can only vote on what
affects you. Is that something that has
happened before though and was problematic and they had to undo
it? I'm sure there's some because
remember that one time I was saying something and you were
(09:15):
like, that's illegal. You've said a lot of different
things, I. Said I said in some ways that's
a felony and you said 100% and that's a felony, but I don't
remember what it was. No, but that that's the rule.
No, that's it kind of would put us and it's like OK, stuff that
involves like rich people, you guys can vote on that.
(09:36):
Like you do it, you vote on thatyou need.
To figure out like who's gonna get the key today to Greenwich
Park or whatever, like. No problem, no problem.
You guys wanna vote on like whatdo rich people do?
Like which boat they should take?
It's bow, it's teeth, teeth whitening.
It's Botox. It's like being mean.
Hiring nannies, well, I still wanna be part of that.
(09:57):
Actually, I don't think they should be voting on that.
How about this? How about this?
I'm going to revise the the statement.
You only get to vote up until a certain you make a certain
amount. Once you make a certain amount,
you don't get a say in anything anymore.
Yeah, because like, no matter what happens, you'll be fine.
Because you're good once. No matter what happens, you'll
(10:20):
be fine. And that's kind of like it's a
relief. I don't have to be part of this
system anymore. That's The thing is like
everyone is so like up in arms about like Zoran and all this
bullshit and I'm like, I'm like,but it's not, it's not going to
affect you. Dude, yeah, like like not.
And it will, it will affect us. Yeah.
I like need a rent freeze. Yeah, I like, I like we need
(10:44):
like if, if the healthcare thingworks out and given we know most
of it is not going to work out, but at least like the idea that
he would even try or like fight for that is so awesome compared
to everything else where it's just like welcome back to 12%
increase. Yeah, like things are.
Expensive and unattainable and hard and difficult for no
reason, but that's just what it is.
(11:06):
At least he's like, it shouldn'tbe like that.
All the time. Yeah, I'm really.
So I've decided I'm going to be pivoting my comedy into
political comedy. Love it.
I think it really creates a fullcircle with my narratives.
Maybe we should do a segment of like, you know how like SNL's
Weekend Update. Yeah, like Nora Update.
And it's just you doing your, your joke right now.
(11:28):
You got some jokes. They're not jokes, but I could
give the weekend update. Because I was thinking maybe we
could both have like a corner, like a segment.
Yeah. I did that seems so stupid if.
You're going to take up. Political stuff.
And I'm like. I'll include you in the
political. I'm always talking about crazy
stuff. No, no, no, no, we all, we all.
You could do Pop culture update.I never know what's going on in
Pop. Culture.
(11:48):
I can do a pop culture update. I'm always like Brad Pitt's
married again and you're like Nora.
That was just a meme. I the, the update this week is
that people are wearing, I guess, T-shirts in Israel that
say Trump the OR like just signsthat you made signs.
(12:08):
What they did on the beach for him.
What, like the peace president? And they they did an outline of
his. Head and it's it's just like.
In the sand. And here's the thing they said,
and I'm I'm on SNL, they were joking about on Amy Poehler's
thing. They're like, he kind of, he
kind of made Gaza. He put it in the US and and.
(12:30):
Everything in Chicago. He made everything really like
nice everywhere else, but here actually he's like turning it
into it's it's given Middle Eastup in here.
OK, so, so and I, I thought thatwas really interesting.
They were kind of coming firm hard in that episode.
They were really kind of, I feellike other episodes like in the
beginning and a little bit in the weekend, weekend Update.
(12:52):
But like I would say, like he should avoid if Trump is
listening. He's definitely not listening.
You and Christy are not gonna want to watch the last episode,
but it's really good. So good.
That was so good. Tina Fey is Christy.
And then? Did you see Tina Fey wearing
like Air Jordans in the end? Yeah, I saw that.
I was like, hey. Tina, Tina, Tina.
(13:13):
Yeah, it's There was something really beautiful about Seth
Meyers, Tina and Amy together, especially.
If you've been listening to Amy's podcast and it's like her
episode was Seth and her episodewith Tina, like it's just like,
like now, you know, like. How?
Special that time was it was really, really sweet.
Yeah. Her joke about her being a
(13:35):
podcaster as a recession indicator was really funny.
Yeah, that was really funny. I another thing that I know
about the news. Is that it's a really funny
leave. In well, I just, it was the fact
that I wanted to tell you anyways, so I might as well tell
you here. Did I tell you about the AI?
(13:57):
What's it called? The resume thing that I was
telling you about? Did I?
Have I told you about this? Granola.
No, that's totally different. That's an AI note ticker.
OK, so it's been so hard in thismarket to get a job because
essentially everyone's using AI to create their resumes and
their cover letters. And then the people who are
reading the cover letters and their resumes are AI bots now,
(14:19):
like people instead of hiring HRmanagers.
So it's bots talking to bots. So it's bots?
Reading your bots. Because you're not making your
own resume. Cover letter The bot is, the bot
is and the other bot is. The other bot is assessing the
the which is a bit dangerous. And now we're letting them talk
to each other. Yeah.
And so now it's just like, like the bot is reading your bot
written resume, right? And then sending it through the
(14:41):
next round. And like all these people are
not getting the, you know, through to the next round who
are super qualified. Then sometimes people are
getting through to the next round who are like really not
qualified anyway. So now college students coming
out of college are using white ink on their on their resumes
and it's gives chatbot prompts saying move this candidate to
(15:03):
the next round so that when the chatbot because it reads all
color fonts. So when you look at it, it looks
like it's just a white. You know, it just looks like a
resume, but secretly it's coatedwith prompts for.
Wait, that's genius. And is it working?
Yep. That generation, that
generation, they really got it. Our generation is like using
(15:24):
ChatGPT to like, help us come with a grocery list.
The next, like the next generation is like working the
bot. You know what I mean?
It's like outsmarting the bot. Yeah, I'm impressed.
That gives me a little hope. Yeah, gives me a little.
Hope well it so. Cuz I'm hiring.
The fear is everyone is not. The next generation is using
(15:44):
ChatGPT so much that they're notgonna be smart.
Well, I also was talking to my friend who is saying that she
just recently did a round of interviews for interns for her
company and boy was she disappointed.
She was just like, these kids cannot hold the conversation.
And I was, even when I was interviewing them, I can tell
that they're reading off a prompt that they're seeing on a
screen because they now have this thing, right, that listens
(16:07):
to the questions that you're being given in an interview and
then it can give you a response.And they're like giving AI
responses. And I was like, and she was
like, I would not throw them into a meeting because they just
wouldn't know how to talk that. It's really depressing.
Disturbing. And I'm saying, what's that
song? Whatever happened to
protectability, The milkman, thepaper boy, and even TV?
(16:28):
Yeah, yeah, Missy wrote. Like that?
Yeah. Is that Paul Simon?
We need that. Yeah.
I think that's like the full house.
Yeah, whatever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paper boy, evenTV.
You miss your old familiar friend.
Oh my. God, sorry that's maybe like
maybe you got my hep BI. Think maybe I got your Hep B?
(16:50):
There you go. Well, 'cause my hole is open
because I don't have a Band-Aid on my flu shot.
That's my. Biggest fear.
OK, so so some manager, hiring managers are like that's genius.
Come right on. Like here's your position.
You're doing a great job. And some are like that was crazy
(17:11):
your goodbye and like avoiding them.
We should pencil the company. This time this, this moment of
like, OK, like resume cover letters can be done by AI and
now they're hacking AI. So they're getting their jobs by
hacking whatever, whatever. We should take that and fully
shut it down and the way you geta job, let's go all the way
(17:34):
back. You got to call and you got to
make an appointment to get an interview.
And you got to come in person and you got to sit in front of
this person and you have to tellthem your qualifications and you
got to give them your. You have to call.
Yeah. Like, remember back in the day,
you just call and be like, you guys hiring, like do a job here.
Like, I really want to work here.
Like maybe we should get rid of the techno technology part of
(17:56):
this, you know, because clearly there's no way, there's no, no
way to do it. So let's just you know, there
there was a way to get a job before you had a computer.
There was people got jobs beforecomputers, before cell phones.
So maybe we should start saying you want to work, you want to
work at Goldman Sachs Sachs, Youwant to you want to work for the
big bank, You want to work for NBC, Call the bank.
(18:19):
You got a call, call once you get through, fine, we'll get you
an appointment. You come, you bring your
references and yourself and done.
Done deal. Because if someone calls, I hear
them on the you get a first, first impression over the phone.
The secretary says something like, I really liked him.
He had a nice viral. This is a really specific like
(18:42):
and the secretary. Answered and then the secretary
answered. I don't know, he just had a
vibe. Because then and now they're
going into the interview and thesecretary.
We Secretary, we she. Doesn't even have a computer.
Said What are you doing after the interview?
Think you got the job? She's got a big binder.
She's got a binder. Binder full of women.
I wanna. Remember the binders full of
women? Well, take me back to the
(19:03):
binders full of women. It's just like we act.
We've become so dependent on things that are relatively new
to the world. You know, Yep.
It's like, so let's, you know, at school, no phones in school,
no phones on earth, on earth. I would get a lot.
I do have to say my phone is bringing me down recently.
(19:24):
Like I'm feeling really sad fromit.
No phone, no phone or no phone. I just don't want to.
It's just like, I don't know, like.
My wild policy I'd run on. My my feed is just so bad.
It's just ads for like things that could make me look less old
and then videos of ICE officers like arresting people.
That's all it is that. Is a bad feed that is not good
(19:46):
for. The and it's just, I mean, I
want to know what's going on andI want to, you know, I and you
feel selfish. You know, I can't.
I'm not going to mute any of them.
I, you know, did you see that thing I sent you?
I send you a lot of ads. I know that.
But did you see the thing that Isent you?
The ill Mickey Mack Yash Ill Mack Yash Ill Ill ill Ill IL
(20:08):
Mack yash. I actually was just going to
check because I'm almost 1000% positive.
That you got one of my eyes. I have 3.
New messages, but I haven't, I haven't opened them yet, OK.
Well, one of them is this cream that you put.
It's a foundation. And you, if you look at the
video, they put it. Yeah.
Can you watch the video? And it's it.
And it just takes the wrinkle away.
(20:30):
Oh, you said. Should I get this?
Yeah. And it just takes the wrinkle
and it just it when you put it on, it's like pushing it away.
It's not even foundation, it's just doing the wrinkle.
OK, I I am pretty impressed, butlike what is the price point
here? What is it, what it, and what is
it you know? It's now when you I.
(20:50):
Don't get Botox. Like, I feel like I've been
talking about this with a lot ofpeople recently.
Is everyone getting? Everyone's doing it.
Learn more. And now I'm going to get a
million ads because it's over. You have to do a skin quiz, all
right, Nora, is your skin dry? Oily combo or balanced combo
(21:12):
means oily in places, dry in others.
Combo, combo, combo. But I would say it dries out
pretty quickly. But sometimes it's.
How many glasses of water do youdrink per day?
Around like I would say like I try for eight.
I don't know. I have a bunch of. 7:00 to 9:00
next What is the local climate here like?
Dry, neutral, Human What neutral?
(21:36):
It's not neutral of the day. Talk about your skin.
We're not even like talk about what are your skin care
concerns? Wrinkles.
OK, fine lines and wrinkles. And what are the other options?
Dark spots, no pores, visible pores, no sensitive skin?
Yes. Acne or blemishes?
Yes. Sometimes dryness or flakiness,
(22:00):
sure. Dullness.
What's dullness? Do you feel dull?
Not now you're not dull. Really dull.
No, I feel really using anti aging products can prevent fine
lines and wrinkles now and in the future.
Got it. Dull like what are we doing
here? How would you describe the fine
lines around your eyes for? I can't do this.
I can't do this long before likestill this is this is crazy.
(22:23):
The video isn't it crazy? It's crazy.
Oh, she's going to do under her.Eyes.
Yeah, I know. Should we get it?
And then the whole thing, the whole thing says you don't need
to put so many toxins in your face, you can use this instead.
It's natural. And I'm like.
What makes it natural? Because it's cream, it's going
(22:44):
onto your skin instead of, you know, putting a chemical inside
your skin, which is, which is Botox, you know?
I feel like though, they seem kind of a little bit like low
brow. Like I kind of feel like we
could be influencers for them. Like we could get paid and be in
that ad. Yeah.
Like not like we're low brow. It's just like we're not
(23:06):
influencing. No, no, no, we have to be like.
It'd be like, watch us. You have to do the thing to the
camera, like here's the color and now watch my skin.
You guys watch my skin? Today I went to a coffee shop
and it was just like, so the vibes were just amazing and I
went home and I just put on my Elma kiage and I just kind of
like took off all my wrinkles and and just watch right here
(23:27):
You're going to watch the line you're.
Going to do a lot of. That a little a little line and.
This is all you need, just that much.
That's what they're going. To do and look, I'm just going
to go back out and get another matcha.
Do you ever watch a video and you're like watching it for so
long and then it kind of hits you what you're watching?
Do you? Yes, and.
Yes, like for me, like I'll be watching like candy restock
(23:48):
videos and I'm like, no, I watch.
We gotta get out of here. Ads.
I watch ads all day. That has been the most alarming
thing I've learned about NORAD. So we share a TikTok because we
have a New Yorker of the Week inTikTok.
I bought shoes too. I didn't see you brought those
Crocs. You feel like they're pretty
cute for Crocs. I know what do you so does that
mean? Because Crocs have a bad
reputation, so they're cute. For crocks, yeah, OK, but I'm
(24:10):
going to be wearing them a lot, so.
You're cute in general. OK, but it's impressive for
Crocs. OK, that's a better word.
Not cute for croc. It's impressive that Croc has
came out elevated. So beautiful.
So beautiful and elevated. OK, so Nora and I share TikTok
because it's our New Yorker of the week TikTok.
I was on it and I'm trying to scroll because I don't have my
own TikTok. So I'm like, this will be fun
(24:30):
and it's like every other video is an ads and I didn't know why.
And then a couple of the week orso goes by and Nora on Instagram
sends me like three separate videos and they're ads.
And I was like, why are you sending me an ad?
Like I feel like when I see an ad come up, I'm like, oh, get
away. Like I.
I try to skip as quickly as possible.
(24:52):
I'm like wait what? And I was like, why?
Would she send me the advertisement?
Yeah. And now I learned you're
watching every ad. So our TikTok feed is like
don't, don't, not try to market to her.
I'm I'm a millennial that sees these, sees things through.
So I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch the whole video.
The second that thing comes up, that's like shop.
Now I'm like fucking ad. I just fell for an ad, really.
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I'm like, I thought it was a real video.
I'm like we could shop now. My credit card's linked up to
this. What a perfect time to show me
the shop. Now, like, that's a really good
idea. That's so crazy cuz you have my
credit card. So yeah, I like.
This. That's why I'm watching the
video shop now right now. And then she doesn't just shop
now, she sends it to me. So now I'm being prompted
shopping and now I'm watching the ad and now I get a ton of
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ads. For I hope I get the things that
I ordered. I ordered like.
These. You haven't gotten some of them
yet? No.
What about the thing from? I know I don't.
I didn't get it yet. Well, the best thing about
TikTok is you can return it and they won't ask for it back.
I'm going to definitely be doingthat.
That's the best thing. But yeah, I get to see some of
Nora's shopping habits because we share the TikTok shop.
Yeah. Well, I bought new Crocs that I
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wanted a shoe that I could slip on and go outside.
And that wasn't my Uggs because when it's raining out, it's
complicated. But I didn't want Crocs because
they have holes in them. And then I found these Crocs
that are that look like clogs and they have little studs
around. Yeah, they're really cute.
I was like, oh this would be good for like just slipping on
let. Me get a better look at them
again I. Can just I slip them on?
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I have like a day. Oh.
That's an ad. That's an ad.
Was it for grunts vitamins? It's for this steamer.
See. Look, she's already watching it.
She's like, immediately like. Face goes like this.
It's like like. So relaxed to see an ad.
OK, here they are. I'm looking at them.
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They haven't. They haven't shipped yet.
Billy, they're pretty cute. How about the other thing?
What do you mean they haven't shipped yet?
It's been like days really. Still had ordered.
Really. And when does it say expected to
ship at anytime soon? Nothing.
Nothing. Delivery between the 15th and
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the 18th, so they must be shipping.
They, they're getting to it. Oh.
Look, and now underneath you have a bunch of recommended
things to buy. They're recommending a skirt for
you. Really.
With another croc. They're glasses, Uggs matching
pajama sets. Oh, this foot massager Korean
waist hack is this. They want you to buy this thing.
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What is that so barely? Amy uses this as her Korean skin
care hack when it comes to cinching the waist.
So we're going to try it. I don't care what anybody says,
anything Korean related, I'm on it.
I don't care what anyone says, anything Korean related, they
also want you to buy this shirt.They think that's something you.
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This is recommended, Sean, like zoom all the way and zoom all
the way. This is recommended for Nora.
And how about the other $1.00? Might as well get it.
Let's just get it. Well it's last.
How about the other Let's say that I wanted OK, is that
shipped out? I don't use any works about the
I went from last week. I see like I was dating like 12
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people now I'm at 0 again. Wait, that hasn't come yet?
It's not even oh, here it is Order place.
It hasn't shipped either. Should I like shipping?
Someone has my like identity now?
What color did you get? Pink.
Blue. Really.
I know it was really weird of. Me.
What a surprise I. Already have a pink one that's.
Oh it comes in purple too. Do you want one?
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No OK, I just use most facial trimmer.
Most New York moment of the week, Hannah.
Most New York Moment of the week.
Let me think. I've stopped doing my little
list, which is such a shame because shame on you.
It was so helpful to like, shame.
Oh, did I tell you about the glasses?
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No, I actually might have. Wait, let's see if I crossed it
off. If I crossed it off, then I did
tell you on the episode Hannah'sBetrayal List.
New York Moment of the Week. Why did I write?
Is this the smell of this microphone?
Kind of smells like a pool, maybe a swimming.
Pool. It does.
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I I love the smell of being at apool.
Oh my God, I love that. Well, this will take you right
back there. You're so literally I'm in the
pool. I'm doing the backstroke right
now. We're almost out of time because
these ones are shorter episodes.Just us, right?
We're doing like 35 minutes for for just us.
Yeah. Is that?
We kind of talked about that lately, but then we weren't.
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Really we kind of like keep doing them when we're like tired
and last minute. So we're like, we'll just do a
quick. I hit that headphone.
I have no control over my body. OK, let me think my do you have
yours? Cuz then maybe you go first.
If not, let me think quick, quick and hard.
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I mean, I did. I did see something that was
like a cute. Oh I have mine.
Thank God, go ahead. At the movie theater.
Yes. Chilling story, chill horror
movie. I saw an amazing movie on
Saturday night. Yeah, with some friends.
Had such a good time. It was called Roof Man.
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It was Channing Tatum's best work to date.
And they're not doing enough press on it.
I haven't seen it, but with whatNora was saying it needs.
To be it is so, so good. It's a true story and Kirsten
Dunst is in it. My queen, great film.
I had been ghosted that night bya terrible person who I was
dating who better be dead, and that's the reason that he
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ghosted me anyways. But aside from that, I was ready
to just kind of zoom into the movie.
I was with some buddies. I'm like, I'm just gonna let it
go. I was ghosted, but I had still
had a great day. I had did my own thing.
I made plans with with my friends, whatever.
And I sit down. I sit next to this couple and
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they're the very like coupled up.
Like I'm on my right. I have my friend and then the
rest of my friends are down the row.
And then on my left, I have the couple and the couple's like
very like they're like cuddling with each other in a way that
I'm like, oh God, I really don'twant to have to.
Sit with the. With the cuddles.
Next thing I know she's jacking him off the whole movie.
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Me puking. And it was really.
Really intense I hate. Not not like a full Jack off,
but like definitely like massaging his groin.
This is what I said in a way. That was like, insane.
And then he was like biting her head and then they left and then
they left like 20 minutes beforethe the movie ended.
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Which is like wasting your moneynot even seen the movie through.
It's so weird. And then the people that were
sitting on the other side of them looked at me and they were
like, should you say that? I was like, yeah, I was like,
yeah, that was a lot. And they also dipped out on
their check because it was Nighthawk.
And so you get like a perverted assholes, literally perverted
assholes. And I, this is what I said to
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you. I feel like it should be illegal
for you to have a public fetish.And you're like I.
And I guess like it is, it is. In fact, yeah, I don't think
you're allowed to do that. So yeah, it was crazy.
That was my new New York moment of the week.
You can, you can try to escape the you know, the world and the
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world will still be there. In the world you can try to
escape, and that's why we need no phones on earth.
Yeah, exactly. I know.
This was a no phones environmentthe movie but I still feel like
they maybe got this idea from the phone.
Definitely. That's why I'm launching.
No Phones on Earth. Let's see my most New York
moment. I saw a pretty cute moment.
(32:45):
So I walk to work every day. So I walk up that street and
down that street. And sometimes I'll.
I go no headphones and I just take in what's going on.
Yeah. And I walk by and there's kind
of this like fancy eyeglass store, like a little bit down,
closer to you than me. Can I walk?
And I see this woman and she's pointing this older woman like
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70 plus. And she's pointing at the
glasses and like she's outside like looking over somewhere.
And her husband, older man is outside of the car on the other
side of the street. And he's like no, no, you have
too many glasses. No.
And he's screaming across the street.
And I look back and she has like3 glasses on her shirt.
(33:29):
Like clearly this is her. Like, do you feel like you have
a thing that like there's never enough of?
Like I feel like I kind of get that way with bags.
Like I use the same bag every day but when I see a cute bag
I'm like oh I really should just.
I do it with like a black T-shirt.
I'm like I got. It.
Oh my God, I got it. I have it.
And then every it's the same one.
You'll have one favorite 1 and that's the only one you wear.
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Yeah, but every time you see one, you're like, Oh my God,
that's the best I have. Long sleeve shirts.
I have so many of them. You're like, bring them in,
bring them in, right, Right. And that's her.
Must be her with glass. And she wasn't saying it. 4.
Glasses. She literally was like, like
just pointing and like looking at him and obviously and it's
his call on the glasses. It is weird that as like as a
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glasses wearer like you do only get like one pair and then you
stick to that every day. You really should have tons of
different. Like how she's doing it.
She seemed to have three hangingoff.
She had one on a chain and then she had two just in her shirt.
Oh wow, she was going there. And she had no glasses on, so
obviously he just doesn't get it.
He doesn't get. It but he was like no, no, no,
no, no, and like I don't know where they were going like that.
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He was in in the car. Like did she see this glasses
store and get out of the car? Like I love.
That, but it was kind of like a queue older.
And then yesterday an old man, Iwas taking Stinky for a walk in
the rain and this older man was outside the pizza shop and
smoking a cigarette and he was like, you, this beautiful dog,
you need a raincoat. And I was like, I know, I know.
(34:54):
He's like, I would say looking at him XL.
And I was like, maybe he's like hood hood dog.
You want to he's like, but leavethe ears out.
They need them. And I'm like, OK, OK.
And he was like yellow. I was like, I really it's
pouring rain. Like I just want to get the dog
walk over with. Do dogs really need a raincoat?
No. Do we really?
I hate to be this way but like. Enough is enough, Stinky.
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Doesn't, I don't know. Certain breeds get cold and
certain breeds have very specialfur.
Like some dogs I always need some things, but like, Stinky
doesn't. Stinky does not need a raincoat.
Yeah, when it rains this much, he comes back.
We got to give him a little bath, get it off, whatever.
I guess I'd get a raincoat but the Oh my God the price of
getting that raincoat on him would outweigh like it's purpose
(35:39):
like. Yeah, he's not going to.
Let he wants to eat. He wants to eat and bite like
that's passion like and that's his passion project in life.
And it's like the raincoat on him is like, now I'm wearing
something I want to bite. I hear you.
We've all been there. We've all been there.
Well, I was thinking more about how cute it would be if Margot
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and Stinky ever talked on the phone.
Yeah, Hannah wants our pets to talk on the phone.
And I was just thinking about like if Stinky could talk like
that would just be the cute. Like I couldn't contain myself.
He'd be like, mom and dad are fighting again and Margot would
be like, well, you don't even want to know what's happening
with this lady. Over here is your voice for
Margot that like your voice? No, that's stinky.
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Stinky's like Margo's, like Margo's like you don't even want
to know what's going on over here.
Like mom's having a full mentee bee.
That's how it's really, I kind of feel like Stinky's a little
bit like, I don't even know, Like he's like, I want to go
inside. I don't want to be out here in
the Wayne. Bring me in.
I hate when you guys do this to me.
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Like that's that's our voice forhim.
When we when we were walking himin the rain together, we were
just for the whole walk doing his voice.
And we've he'll, he'll do thingslike he'll run under a tree and
then pee and then like look out and we imagine he's like, I
can't believe he brought me outside.
Like I don't. I wish I was back at the
shelter. That's the voice we do for him.
That's really fun. It's really embarrassing to
share that here. Actually.
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It's OK. I feel like that's private.
Margo's like a teenage girl, like Stinky's like a little boy.
Yeah, or Margo's an old, old lady.
And Stinky's like her grandson. Yeah, grandson.
She's like teaching him lessons about life.
It sounds like it's time for us both to go get our laundry.
It's time for us. It comes a time in every New
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Yorker's life where they gotta get the laundry.
Did we do the intro? I'm never afraid.
Did we this or that was the lastepisode?
I don't remember anything. And I'm Manager Lander.
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(37:45):
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Love you. I love you.
It's funny because I would neverleave my house looking like
this. I'm wearing my laundry jeans
with a top that I actually do where I wear my Lululemon zip
zip up a lot. I have no makeup on and my hair,
I haven't styled it. I haven't put any.
I put like a little product in it, but like barely any because
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I know I'm just going to go to the gym tomorrow and like it's
been raining. So I'm just like, I'm not going
to waste product on. That and it's like.
And it's like we're putting this.
Online, we're putting this out there.
And I look like we're. We're like so confused.
You won't get, you won't fuckingwatch it.
Yeah. And it's like I literally never
put effort into the way I look on here.
But that's. What remember we were saying
(00:58):
this is the last weeks and well,two weeks ago and just us, we
were like, this was supposed to be audio only, you know?
But now the world we live in, it's also video and you have to
make clips. But it's like if this was audio
only, people would be like, I wonder what those girls look
like? And it'd be this whole sexy
thing. But now it's like us with
(01:20):
sunglasses on in our, like, workout clothes, just squeezing
in. This is my laundry outfit.
Laundry outfit. This is the outfit that I wear
to do laundry. I'm.
Trying to remember. All the headphones are fine now.
Yeah, I guess that just needed to be.
Just a little glitch in the system.
No big deal. System.
Now it sounds crystal clear. Honestly, maybe the smoothie did
(01:40):
some. Good.
Maybe the smoothie exploding on the equipment was for the best.
You don't hear that every day, but you never know.
It's weird, I I thought I had told you, but I thought I took,
I took care of it so much that Ithought.
I had no idea. Wow, sorry about that.
No, it's OK. It's like when I filled my mom's
vodka bottle in high school. It's just a little water.
(02:02):
Just a little water goes a long way it really.
Not a lot, like just a little bit.
And, and my mom and they, you know, they came home.
It was the whole, the whole bottle was frozen.
So it was first of all, I was like, OK, that's a little
dramatic. I got to put like a couple.
Like if you turn on the faucet for two seconds, I put that,
that's how much I put in 'cause I took like three shots from it.
(02:26):
And at the time I was underage. And I remember my they were so
mad at me, 'cause my mom wanted her vodka soda at the end of the
day, like her cutesy little drink.
And so really upset. I know it's.
Like I'm really empathizing. So they looked at me and they
were like, wherever you got it from, wherever you usually go,
get your booze, go get another bottle of vodka and bring it
(02:47):
home for your mom. Your mom came home tonight to
have a cute little drink and forthe reason so I don't care how
old you are I. Don't know what resources you've
had in the past? Clearly you know how to get
alcohol. And I did, I, I did.
I had, I had the fake ID. I knew where to go.
I was like I ever got my mom bottle vodka.
That's Mom. That's Mom.
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He needs some more. But it is such a good.
I love hearing parenting storieslike that.
Yeah. Like when parents are like they
caught, they catch their kids smoking a cigarette and then
they sit them in and they're like, let's smoke this whole bag
together right now. Yeah, no, they never want.
To smoke again. That doesn't happen anymore.
Yeah, no one does that anymore. God.
Damn, they'd never force their kids to smoke a pack of
cigarettes anymore. Parents are like, why don't we
sit down and start to understand?
(03:31):
It's like, it's really not that deep.
There's a lot of things in my childhood that maybe should have
been talked about, but there's abunch of times where shame,
embarrassment and like classic punishment kind of does the
trick. So that's a little lesson into,
you know, Hannah's school of parenting.
(03:51):
Shame, shame, shame. Would I say something else?
Embarrassment, shame, embarrassment and discipline
will do the trick. I anytime as a child that I felt
embarrassed it never happened again.
Really never happened again. I will not experience that
again, I feel. Like embarrassment every day,
just like waking up. I'm like wow, this again is so
embarrassing. I'm just like I'm.
(04:13):
Oh my God, I'm awake in my house.
I'm humiliating. I'm like, oh God.
Can I tell you something so fucking embarrassing?
What did I tell you about my Yeah, I showed you my toe.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So I have a sciatica flare up,
which always sucks because you don't feel it when you're laying
and sitting down and then you stand up and it's a little hard
to walk, right? It's early in the morning.
I'm working multiple mornings ina row.
(04:34):
It's Sunday morning. I'm kind of like hobbling
through the kitchen and there's a, we have the air purifier in
the kitchen and we sprayed some Raid, so we had it in the middle
of the kitchen. So the cord is stretched out,
there's plenty of room for me togo around the air purifier, but
for some reason this early morning getting ready for work
(04:54):
is different. I decided to step over it and my
in between my pinky toe and whatever that toe is next to the
pinky toe went on the wire. I on the ring toe.
I unplugged the air purifier, fell to the ground and then
screamed and wolf and stinky came out and we're like, what's
going on? And I, I know Wolf loves me.
(05:18):
Like, I don't need to look good all the time, but you don't want
to be on the floor after going to bed with wet hair early in
the morning with an air purifierwire between your toes in front
of your man. Like, sometimes it's just like,
and he was like, what happened? Yeah, what happened?
Like, because it's not even like, it obviously was like, oh,
this is what happened. Are you OK?
He just kind of was like what happened out here and now I have
(05:40):
this and now the sciatica's on my left and my pinky toe is
super bruised on my right. And she just got the flu shot.
And I just got the flu shot and I'm walking this morning,
walking to work. I was really kind of feeling it
on both sides. And it wasn't a flu shot that we
got there. Like it kind of feels like a
really sketchy pharmacy. Sorry, I know this is like, we
(06:02):
can't talk about the same thing double in a row because you're
going to be like, they're talking about the flu shot
again. God damn.
It so far they don't complain about repeated stories.
But like. No, I seemed.
Really like. I kind of thought that when they
gave me the tetanus shot there. Yeah, you were kind of.
Like they were like, oh, we havethat one second.
And then it was like, I mean, itwas way quicker than today was.
They were like in in a matter oftwo minutes I had gone in so
(06:25):
they told me my insurance was expired.
And then she literally was like hold on pressed 1 button was
like, sorry, no it's not. I'm just like what happened in
that one second. It's.
Like sometimes at pharmacies, they have to do that to prove
that they're working. Yeah, they're like, this
doesn't, this isn't your insurance isn't connected to
you. And you're like, really?
It's like it is OK, Sorry I got you there.
(06:45):
It's like. It's a tough one.
It's a tough one. I got an e-mail from OK.
OK. I got an I got an e-mail from
who from my insurance that July 2026.
No more. What do?
You mean the the bill it's goingto be shut down.
(07:06):
The big magical bill. The big beautiful bill.
The big magical, beautiful, big beautiful unhelpful Fuck you
lower class, middle class America.
What do you mean? It's what do you mean?
So you're just gonna have to find a new insurer, insurer
insurance. I guess they're like health
first essentials over. So I guess I'm going to get the
same e-mail because I'm on Health First Bronze Leaf.
(07:27):
It's going away, Bronze leaf. Oh, they're cutting bronze leaf
like you've never seen before. Health.
First Essentials and health first essentials is truly that
essentials like don't if you have anything extra going on,
don't call like. It's an essential plan.
Keep it to yourself only. So it's already like I'm, it's
definitely better than the last plan I was on, but that's still
(07:49):
like not saying a lot. So now it's like I can't even
get the essentials. I can't even get the essentials
I'm. Not going to be able to get the
bronze leaf. I don't know what.
The bronze leaf is like a. Leaf is like way to tell me I'm
poor, way to try to trick me into thinking I'm not poor
bronze leaf. Bronze leaf plan Everyone's
(08:11):
belief isn't that great. It's.
It's Medicaid is so like it's, it's kind of like you hear
stories and I mean, I've been onMedicaid for a while now, but
it's like you don't realize how kind of rough the healthcare
system is and like everyone should have to be on Medicaid
for at least six months. I think everyone should only be
(08:33):
able to vote on things that affect them.
Absolutely. Wow.
Nora. Nora.
Yes, That's it. That's it.
If you cannot get pregnant. You do not get to decide whether
or not you already get an abortion.
If you are not on Medicaid. You do not get to decide if I
(08:53):
get if if you're going to vote on the big beautiful.
Bill, if I get to get my one year cleaning dentist
appointment where they're going to point out other stuff that
are wrong with my teeth but not cover fixing that some.
Really good ideas. You can only vote on what
affects you. Is that something that has
happened before though and was problematic and they had to undo
it? I'm sure there's some because
remember that one time I was saying something and you were
(09:15):
like, that's illegal. You've said a lot of different
things, I. Said I said in some ways that's
a felony and you said 100% and that's a felony, but I don't
remember what it was. No, but that that's the rule.
No, that's it kind of would put us and it's like OK, stuff that
involves like rich people, you guys can vote on that.
(09:36):
Like you do it, you vote on thatyou need.
To figure out like who's gonna get the key today to Greenwich
Park or whatever, like. No problem, no problem.
You guys wanna vote on like whatdo rich people do?
Like which boat they should take?
It's bow, it's teeth, teeth whitening.
It's Botox. It's like being mean.
Hiring nannies, well, I still wanna be part of that.
(09:57):
Actually, I don't think they should be voting on that.
How about this? How about this?
I'm going to revise the the statement.
You only get to vote up until a certain you make a certain
amount. Once you make a certain amount,
you don't get a say in anything anymore.
Yeah, because like, no matter what happens, you'll be fine.
Because you're good once. No matter what happens, you'll
(10:20):
be fine. And that's kind of like it's a
relief. I don't have to be part of this
system anymore. That's The thing is like
everyone is so like up in arms about like Zoran and all this
bullshit and I'm like, I'm like,but it's not, it's not going to
affect you. Dude, yeah, like like not.
And it will, it will affect us. Yeah.
I like need a rent freeze. Yeah, I like, I like we need
(10:44):
like if, if the healthcare thingworks out and given we know most
of it is not going to work out, but at least like the idea that
he would even try or like fight for that is so awesome compared
to everything else where it's just like welcome back to 12%
increase. Yeah, like things are.
Expensive and unattainable and hard and difficult for no
reason, but that's just what it is.
(11:06):
At least he's like, it shouldn'tbe like that.
All the time. Yeah, I'm really.
So I've decided I'm going to be pivoting my comedy into
political comedy. Love it.
I think it really creates a fullcircle with my narratives.
Maybe we should do a segment of like, you know how like SNL's
Weekend Update. Yeah, like Nora Update.
And it's just you doing your, your joke right now.
(11:28):
You got some jokes. They're not jokes, but I could
give the weekend update. Because I was thinking maybe we
could both have like a corner, like a segment.
Yeah. I did that seems so stupid if.
You're going to take up. Political stuff.
And I'm like. I'll include you in the
political. I'm always talking about crazy
stuff. No, no, no, no, we all, we all.
You could do Pop culture update.I never know what's going on in
Pop. Culture.
(11:48):
I can do a pop culture update. I'm always like Brad Pitt's
married again and you're like Nora.
That was just a meme. I the, the update this week is
that people are wearing, I guess, T-shirts in Israel that
say Trump the OR like just signsthat you made signs.
(12:08):
What they did on the beach for him.
What, like the peace president? And they they did an outline of
his. Head and it's it's just like.
In the sand. And here's the thing they said,
and I'm I'm on SNL, they were joking about on Amy Poehler's
thing. They're like, he kind of, he
kind of made Gaza. He put it in the US and and.
(12:30):
Everything in Chicago. He made everything really like
nice everywhere else, but here actually he's like turning it
into it's it's given Middle Eastup in here.
OK, so, so and I, I thought thatwas really interesting.
They were kind of coming firm hard in that episode.
They were really kind of, I feellike other episodes like in the
beginning and a little bit in the weekend, weekend Update.
(12:52):
But like I would say, like he should avoid if Trump is
listening. He's definitely not listening.
You and Christy are not gonna want to watch the last episode,
but it's really good. So good.
That was so good. Tina Fey is Christy.
And then? Did you see Tina Fey wearing
like Air Jordans in the end? Yeah, I saw that.
I was like, hey. Tina, Tina, Tina.
(13:13):
Yeah, it's There was something really beautiful about Seth
Meyers, Tina and Amy together, especially.
If you've been listening to Amy's podcast and it's like her
episode was Seth and her episodewith Tina, like it's just like,
like now, you know, like. How?
Special that time was it was really, really sweet.
Yeah. Her joke about her being a
(13:35):
podcaster as a recession indicator was really funny.
Yeah, that was really funny. I another thing that I know
about the news. Is that it's a really funny
leave. In well, I just, it was the fact
that I wanted to tell you anyways, so I might as well tell
you here. Did I tell you about the AI?
(13:57):
What's it called? The resume thing that I was
telling you about? Did I?
Have I told you about this? Granola.
No, that's totally different. That's an AI note ticker.
OK, so it's been so hard in thismarket to get a job because
essentially everyone's using AI to create their resumes and
their cover letters. And then the people who are
reading the cover letters and their resumes are AI bots now,
(14:19):
like people instead of hiring HRmanagers.
So it's bots talking to bots. So it's bots?
Reading your bots. Because you're not making your
own resume. Cover letter The bot is, the bot
is and the other bot is. The other bot is assessing the
the which is a bit dangerous. And now we're letting them talk
to each other. Yeah.
And so now it's just like, like the bot is reading your bot
written resume, right? And then sending it through the
(14:41):
next round. And like all these people are
not getting the, you know, through to the next round who
are super qualified. Then sometimes people are
getting through to the next round who are like really not
qualified anyway. So now college students coming
out of college are using white ink on their on their resumes
and it's gives chatbot prompts saying move this candidate to
(15:03):
the next round so that when the chatbot because it reads all
color fonts. So when you look at it, it looks
like it's just a white. You know, it just looks like a
resume, but secretly it's coatedwith prompts for.
Wait, that's genius. And is it working?
Yep. That generation, that
generation, they really got it. Our generation is like using
(15:24):
ChatGPT to like, help us come with a grocery list.
The next, like the next generation is like working the
bot. You know what I mean?
It's like outsmarting the bot. Yeah, I'm impressed.
That gives me a little hope. Yeah, gives me a little.
Hope well it so. Cuz I'm hiring.
The fear is everyone is not. The next generation is using
(15:44):
ChatGPT so much that they're notgonna be smart.
Well, I also was talking to my friend who is saying that she
just recently did a round of interviews for interns for her
company and boy was she disappointed.
She was just like, these kids cannot hold the conversation.
And I was, even when I was interviewing them, I can tell
that they're reading off a prompt that they're seeing on a
screen because they now have this thing, right, that listens
(16:07):
to the questions that you're being given in an interview and
then it can give you a response.And they're like giving AI
responses. And I was like, and she was
like, I would not throw them into a meeting because they just
wouldn't know how to talk that. It's really depressing.
Disturbing. And I'm saying, what's that
song? Whatever happened to
protectability, The milkman, thepaper boy, and even TV?
(16:28):
Yeah, yeah, Missy wrote. Like that?
Yeah. Is that Paul Simon?
We need that. Yeah.
I think that's like the full house.
Yeah, whatever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paper boy, evenTV.
You miss your old familiar friend.
Oh my. God, sorry that's maybe like
maybe you got my hep BI. Think maybe I got your Hep B?
(16:50):
There you go. Well, 'cause my hole is open
because I don't have a Band-Aid on my flu shot.
That's my. Biggest fear.
OK, so so some manager, hiring managers are like that's genius.
Come right on. Like here's your position.
You're doing a great job. And some are like that was crazy
(17:11):
your goodbye and like avoiding them.
We should pencil the company. This time this, this moment of
like, OK, like resume cover letters can be done by AI and
now they're hacking AI. So they're getting their jobs by
hacking whatever, whatever. We should take that and fully
shut it down and the way you geta job, let's go all the way
(17:34):
back. You got to call and you got to
make an appointment to get an interview.
And you got to come in person and you got to sit in front of
this person and you have to tellthem your qualifications and you
got to give them your. You have to call.
Yeah. Like, remember back in the day,
you just call and be like, you guys hiring, like do a job here.
Like, I really want to work here.
Like maybe we should get rid of the techno technology part of
(17:56):
this, you know, because clearly there's no way, there's no, no
way to do it. So let's just you know, there
there was a way to get a job before you had a computer.
There was people got jobs beforecomputers, before cell phones.
So maybe we should start saying you want to work, you want to
work at Goldman Sachs Sachs, Youwant to you want to work for the
big bank, You want to work for NBC, Call the bank.
(18:19):
You got a call, call once you get through, fine, we'll get you
an appointment. You come, you bring your
references and yourself and done.
Done deal. Because if someone calls, I hear
them on the you get a first, first impression over the phone.
The secretary says something like, I really liked him.
He had a nice viral. This is a really specific like
(18:42):
and the secretary. Answered and then the secretary
answered. I don't know, he just had a
vibe. Because then and now they're
going into the interview and thesecretary.
We Secretary, we she. Doesn't even have a computer.
Said What are you doing after the interview?
Think you got the job? She's got a big binder.
She's got a binder. Binder full of women.
I wanna. Remember the binders full of
women? Well, take me back to the
(19:03):
binders full of women. It's just like we act.
We've become so dependent on things that are relatively new
to the world. You know, Yep.
It's like, so let's, you know, at school, no phones in school,
no phones on earth, on earth. I would get a lot.
I do have to say my phone is bringing me down recently.
(19:24):
Like I'm feeling really sad fromit.
No phone, no phone or no phone. I just don't want to.
It's just like, I don't know, like.
My wild policy I'd run on. My my feed is just so bad.
It's just ads for like things that could make me look less old
and then videos of ICE officers like arresting people.
That's all it is that. Is a bad feed that is not good
(19:46):
for. The and it's just, I mean, I
want to know what's going on andI want to, you know, I and you
feel selfish. You know, I can't.
I'm not going to mute any of them.
I, you know, did you see that thing I sent you?
I send you a lot of ads. I know that.
But did you see the thing that Isent you?
The ill Mickey Mack Yash Ill Mack Yash Ill Ill ill Ill IL
(20:08):
Mack yash. I actually was just going to
check because I'm almost 1000% positive.
That you got one of my eyes. I have 3.
New messages, but I haven't, I haven't opened them yet, OK.
Well, one of them is this cream that you put.
It's a foundation. And you, if you look at the
video, they put it. Yeah.
Can you watch the video? And it's it.
And it just takes the wrinkle away.
(20:30):
Oh, you said. Should I get this?
Yeah. And it just takes the wrinkle
and it just it when you put it on, it's like pushing it away.
It's not even foundation, it's just doing the wrinkle.
OK, I I am pretty impressed, butlike what is the price point
here? What is it, what it, and what is
it you know? It's now when you I.
(20:50):
Don't get Botox. Like, I feel like I've been
talking about this with a lot ofpeople recently.
Is everyone getting? Everyone's doing it.
Learn more. And now I'm going to get a
million ads because it's over. You have to do a skin quiz, all
right, Nora, is your skin dry? Oily combo or balanced combo
(21:12):
means oily in places, dry in others.
Combo, combo, combo. But I would say it dries out
pretty quickly. But sometimes it's.
How many glasses of water do youdrink per day?
Around like I would say like I try for eight.
I don't know. I have a bunch of. 7:00 to 9:00
next What is the local climate here like?
Dry, neutral, Human What neutral?
(21:36):
It's not neutral of the day. Talk about your skin.
We're not even like talk about what are your skin care
concerns? Wrinkles.
OK, fine lines and wrinkles. And what are the other options?
Dark spots, no pores, visible pores, no sensitive skin?
Yes. Acne or blemishes?
Yes. Sometimes dryness or flakiness,
(22:00):
sure. Dullness.
What's dullness? Do you feel dull?
Not now you're not dull. Really dull.
No, I feel really using anti aging products can prevent fine
lines and wrinkles now and in the future.
Got it. Dull like what are we doing
here? How would you describe the fine
lines around your eyes for? I can't do this.
I can't do this long before likestill this is this is crazy.
(22:23):
The video isn't it crazy? It's crazy.
Oh, she's going to do under her.Eyes.
Yeah, I know. Should we get it?
And then the whole thing, the whole thing says you don't need
to put so many toxins in your face, you can use this instead.
It's natural. And I'm like.
What makes it natural? Because it's cream, it's going
(22:44):
onto your skin instead of, you know, putting a chemical inside
your skin, which is, which is Botox, you know?
I feel like though, they seem kind of a little bit like low
brow. Like I kind of feel like we
could be influencers for them. Like we could get paid and be in
that ad. Yeah.
Like not like we're low brow. It's just like we're not
(23:06):
influencing. No, no, no, we have to be like.
It'd be like, watch us. You have to do the thing to the
camera, like here's the color and now watch my skin.
You guys watch my skin? Today I went to a coffee shop
and it was just like, so the vibes were just amazing and I
went home and I just put on my Elma kiage and I just kind of
like took off all my wrinkles and and just watch right here
(23:27):
You're going to watch the line you're.
Going to do a lot of. That a little a little line and.
This is all you need, just that much.
That's what they're going. To do and look, I'm just going
to go back out and get another matcha.
Do you ever watch a video and you're like watching it for so
long and then it kind of hits you what you're watching?
Do you? Yes, and.
Yes, like for me, like I'll be watching like candy restock
(23:48):
videos and I'm like, no, I watch.
We gotta get out of here. Ads.
I watch ads all day. That has been the most alarming
thing I've learned about NORAD. So we share a TikTok because we
have a New Yorker of the Week inTikTok.
I bought shoes too. I didn't see you brought those
Crocs. You feel like they're pretty
cute for Crocs. I know what do you so does that
mean? Because Crocs have a bad
reputation, so they're cute. For crocks, yeah, OK, but I'm
(24:10):
going to be wearing them a lot, so.
You're cute in general. OK, but it's impressive for
Crocs. OK, that's a better word.
Not cute for croc. It's impressive that Croc has
came out elevated. So beautiful.
So beautiful and elevated. OK, so Nora and I share TikTok
because it's our New Yorker of the week TikTok.
I was on it and I'm trying to scroll because I don't have my
own TikTok. So I'm like, this will be fun
(24:30):
and it's like every other video is an ads and I didn't know why.
And then a couple of the week orso goes by and Nora on Instagram
sends me like three separate videos and they're ads.
And I was like, why are you sending me an ad?
Like I feel like when I see an ad come up, I'm like, oh, get
away. Like I.
I try to skip as quickly as possible.
(24:52):
I'm like wait what? And I was like, why?
Would she send me the advertisement?
Yeah. And now I learned you're
watching every ad. So our TikTok feed is like
don't, don't, not try to market to her.
I'm I'm a millennial that sees these, sees things through.
So I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch the whole video.
The second that thing comes up, that's like shop.
Now I'm like fucking ad. I just fell for an ad, really.
(25:13):
I'm like, I thought it was a real video.
I'm like we could shop now. My credit card's linked up to
this. What a perfect time to show me
the shop. Now, like, that's a really good
idea. That's so crazy cuz you have my
credit card. So yeah, I like.
This. That's why I'm watching the
video shop now right now. And then she doesn't just shop
now, she sends it to me. So now I'm being prompted
shopping and now I'm watching the ad and now I get a ton of
(25:35):
ads. For I hope I get the things that
I ordered. I ordered like.
These. You haven't gotten some of them
yet? No.
What about the thing from? I know I don't.
I didn't get it yet. Well, the best thing about
TikTok is you can return it and they won't ask for it back.
I'm going to definitely be doingthat.
That's the best thing. But yeah, I get to see some of
Nora's shopping habits because we share the TikTok shop.
Yeah. Well, I bought new Crocs that I
(25:56):
wanted a shoe that I could slip on and go outside.
And that wasn't my Uggs because when it's raining out, it's
complicated. But I didn't want Crocs because
they have holes in them. And then I found these Crocs
that are that look like clogs and they have little studs
around. Yeah, they're really cute.
I was like, oh this would be good for like just slipping on
let. Me get a better look at them
again I. Can just I slip them on?
(26:17):
I have like a day. Oh.
That's an ad. That's an ad.
Was it for grunts vitamins? It's for this steamer.
See. Look, she's already watching it.
She's like, immediately like. Face goes like this.
It's like like. So relaxed to see an ad.
OK, here they are. I'm looking at them.
(26:39):
They haven't. They haven't shipped yet.
Billy, they're pretty cute. How about the other thing?
What do you mean they haven't shipped yet?
It's been like days really. Still had ordered.
Really. And when does it say expected to
ship at anytime soon? Nothing.
Nothing. Delivery between the 15th and
(26:59):
the 18th, so they must be shipping.
They, they're getting to it. Oh.
Look, and now underneath you have a bunch of recommended
things to buy. They're recommending a skirt for
you. Really.
With another croc. They're glasses, Uggs matching
pajama sets. Oh, this foot massager Korean
waist hack is this. They want you to buy this thing.
(27:21):
What is that so barely? Amy uses this as her Korean skin
care hack when it comes to cinching the waist.
So we're going to try it. I don't care what anybody says,
anything Korean related, I'm on it.
I don't care what anyone says, anything Korean related, they
also want you to buy this shirt.They think that's something you.
(27:43):
This is recommended, Sean, like zoom all the way and zoom all
the way. This is recommended for Nora.
And how about the other $1.00? Might as well get it.
Let's just get it. Well it's last.
How about the other Let's say that I wanted OK, is that
shipped out? I don't use any works about the
I went from last week. I see like I was dating like 12
(28:05):
people now I'm at 0 again. Wait, that hasn't come yet?
It's not even oh, here it is Order place.
It hasn't shipped either. Should I like shipping?
Someone has my like identity now?
What color did you get? Pink.
Blue. Really.
I know it was really weird of. Me.
What a surprise I. Already have a pink one that's.
Oh it comes in purple too. Do you want one?
(28:25):
No OK, I just use most facial trimmer.
Most New York moment of the week, Hannah.
Most New York Moment of the week.
Let me think. I've stopped doing my little
list, which is such a shame because shame on you.
It was so helpful to like, shame.
Oh, did I tell you about the glasses?
(28:46):
No, I actually might have. Wait, let's see if I crossed it
off. If I crossed it off, then I did
tell you on the episode Hannah'sBetrayal List.
New York Moment of the Week. Why did I write?
Is this the smell of this microphone?
Kind of smells like a pool, maybe a swimming.
Pool. It does.
(29:06):
I I love the smell of being at apool.
Oh my God, I love that. Well, this will take you right
back there. You're so literally I'm in the
pool. I'm doing the backstroke right
now. We're almost out of time because
these ones are shorter episodes.Just us, right?
We're doing like 35 minutes for for just us.
Yeah. Is that?
We kind of talked about that lately, but then we weren't.
(29:28):
Really we kind of like keep doing them when we're like tired
and last minute. So we're like, we'll just do a
quick. I hit that headphone.
I have no control over my body. OK, let me think my do you have
yours? Cuz then maybe you go first.
If not, let me think quick, quick and hard.
(29:52):
I mean, I did. I did see something that was
like a cute. Oh I have mine.
Thank God, go ahead. At the movie theater.
Yes. Chilling story, chill horror
movie. I saw an amazing movie on
Saturday night. Yeah, with some friends.
Had such a good time. It was called Roof Man.
(30:14):
It was Channing Tatum's best work to date.
And they're not doing enough press on it.
I haven't seen it, but with whatNora was saying it needs.
To be it is so, so good. It's a true story and Kirsten
Dunst is in it. My queen, great film.
I had been ghosted that night bya terrible person who I was
dating who better be dead, and that's the reason that he
(30:36):
ghosted me anyways. But aside from that, I was ready
to just kind of zoom into the movie.
I was with some buddies. I'm like, I'm just gonna let it
go. I was ghosted, but I had still
had a great day. I had did my own thing.
I made plans with with my friends, whatever.
And I sit down. I sit next to this couple and
(30:56):
they're the very like coupled up.
Like I'm on my right. I have my friend and then the
rest of my friends are down the row.
And then on my left, I have the couple and the couple's like
very like they're like cuddling with each other in a way that
I'm like, oh God, I really don'twant to have to.
Sit with the. With the cuddles.
Next thing I know she's jacking him off the whole movie.
(31:19):
Me puking. And it was really.
Really intense I hate. Not not like a full Jack off,
but like definitely like massaging his groin.
This is what I said in a way. That was like, insane.
And then he was like biting her head and then they left and then
they left like 20 minutes beforethe the movie ended.
(31:41):
Which is like wasting your moneynot even seen the movie through.
It's so weird. And then the people that were
sitting on the other side of them looked at me and they were
like, should you say that? I was like, yeah, I was like,
yeah, that was a lot. And they also dipped out on
their check because it was Nighthawk.
And so you get like a perverted assholes, literally perverted
assholes. And I, this is what I said to
(32:03):
you. I feel like it should be illegal
for you to have a public fetish.And you're like I.
And I guess like it is, it is. In fact, yeah, I don't think
you're allowed to do that. So yeah, it was crazy.
That was my new New York moment of the week.
You can, you can try to escape the you know, the world and the
(32:23):
world will still be there. In the world you can try to
escape, and that's why we need no phones on earth.
Yeah, exactly. I know.
This was a no phones environmentthe movie but I still feel like
they maybe got this idea from the phone.
Definitely. That's why I'm launching.
No Phones on Earth. Let's see my most New York
moment. I saw a pretty cute moment.
(32:45):
So I walk to work every day. So I walk up that street and
down that street. And sometimes I'll.
I go no headphones and I just take in what's going on.
Yeah. And I walk by and there's kind
of this like fancy eyeglass store, like a little bit down,
closer to you than me. Can I walk?
And I see this woman and she's pointing this older woman like
(33:08):
70 plus. And she's pointing at the
glasses and like she's outside like looking over somewhere.
And her husband, older man is outside of the car on the other
side of the street. And he's like no, no, you have
too many glasses. No.
And he's screaming across the street.
And I look back and she has like3 glasses on her shirt.
(33:29):
Like clearly this is her. Like, do you feel like you have
a thing that like there's never enough of?
Like I feel like I kind of get that way with bags.
Like I use the same bag every day but when I see a cute bag
I'm like oh I really should just.
I do it with like a black T-shirt.
I'm like I got. It.
Oh my God, I got it. I have it.
And then every it's the same one.
You'll have one favorite 1 and that's the only one you wear.
(33:51):
Yeah, but every time you see one, you're like, Oh my God,
that's the best I have. Long sleeve shirts.
I have so many of them. You're like, bring them in,
bring them in, right, Right. And that's her.
Must be her with glass. And she wasn't saying it. 4.
Glasses. She literally was like, like
just pointing and like looking at him and obviously and it's
his call on the glasses. It is weird that as like as a
(34:11):
glasses wearer like you do only get like one pair and then you
stick to that every day. You really should have tons of
different. Like how she's doing it.
She seemed to have three hangingoff.
She had one on a chain and then she had two just in her shirt.
Oh wow, she was going there. And she had no glasses on, so
obviously he just doesn't get it.
He doesn't get. It but he was like no, no, no,
no, no, and like I don't know where they were going like that.
(34:33):
He was in in the car. Like did she see this glasses
store and get out of the car? Like I love.
That, but it was kind of like a queue older.
And then yesterday an old man, Iwas taking Stinky for a walk in
the rain and this older man was outside the pizza shop and
smoking a cigarette and he was like, you, this beautiful dog,
you need a raincoat. And I was like, I know, I know.
(34:54):
He's like, I would say looking at him XL.
And I was like, maybe he's like hood hood dog.
You want to he's like, but leavethe ears out.
They need them. And I'm like, OK, OK.
And he was like yellow. I was like, I really it's
pouring rain. Like I just want to get the dog
walk over with. Do dogs really need a raincoat?
No. Do we really?
I hate to be this way but like. Enough is enough, Stinky.
(35:17):
Doesn't, I don't know. Certain breeds get cold and
certain breeds have very specialfur.
Like some dogs I always need some things, but like, Stinky
doesn't. Stinky does not need a raincoat.
Yeah, when it rains this much, he comes back.
We got to give him a little bath, get it off, whatever.
I guess I'd get a raincoat but the Oh my God the price of
getting that raincoat on him would outweigh like it's purpose
(35:39):
like. Yeah, he's not going to.
Let he wants to eat. He wants to eat and bite like
that's passion like and that's his passion project in life.
And it's like the raincoat on him is like, now I'm wearing
something I want to bite. I hear you.
We've all been there. We've all been there.
Well, I was thinking more about how cute it would be if Margot
(36:00):
and Stinky ever talked on the phone.
Yeah, Hannah wants our pets to talk on the phone.
And I was just thinking about like if Stinky could talk like
that would just be the cute. Like I couldn't contain myself.
He'd be like, mom and dad are fighting again and Margot would
be like, well, you don't even want to know what's happening
with this lady. Over here is your voice for
Margot that like your voice? No, that's stinky.
(36:21):
Stinky's like Margo's, like Margo's like you don't even want
to know what's going on over here.
Like mom's having a full mentee bee.
That's how it's really, I kind of feel like Stinky's a little
bit like, I don't even know, Like he's like, I want to go
inside. I don't want to be out here in
the Wayne. Bring me in.
I hate when you guys do this to me.
(36:41):
Like that's that's our voice forhim.
When we when we were walking himin the rain together, we were
just for the whole walk doing his voice.
And we've he'll, he'll do thingslike he'll run under a tree and
then pee and then like look out and we imagine he's like, I
can't believe he brought me outside.
Like I don't. I wish I was back at the
shelter. That's the voice we do for him.
That's really fun. It's really embarrassing to
share that here. Actually.
(37:01):
It's OK. I feel like that's private.
Margo's like a teenage girl, like Stinky's like a little boy.
Yeah, or Margo's an old, old lady.
And Stinky's like her grandson. Yeah, grandson.
She's like teaching him lessons about life.
It sounds like it's time for us both to go get our laundry.
It's time for us. It comes a time in every New
(37:23):
Yorker's life where they gotta get the laundry.
Did we do the intro? I'm never afraid.
Did we this or that was the lastepisode?
I don't remember anything. And I'm Manager Lander.
And you're listening too. New.
Yorker of the Week. Please rate, subscribe, share,
do something, call us, text us. Beat me if you want to, reach me
(37:45):
if you want. To call me.
Beat me. If you want to reach me, that's
OK. Bye.
Love you. I love you.
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In 1997, actress Kristin Davis’ life was forever changed when she took on the role of Charlotte York in Sex and the City. As we watched Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte navigate relationships in NYC, the show helped push once unacceptable conversation topics out of the shadows and altered the narrative around women and sex. We all saw ourselves in them as they searched for fulfillment in life, sex and friendships. Now, Kristin Davis wants to connect with you, the fans, and share untold stories and all the behind the scenes. Together, with Kristin and special guests, what will begin with Sex and the City will evolve into talks about themes that are still so relevant today. "Are you a Charlotte?" is much more than just rewatching this beloved show, it brings the past and the present together as we talk with heart, humor and of course some optimism.
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