Next Poll Wins
A weekly podcast hosted by Mark Weaver and Donna Yeats. We predict the unpredictable answers to modern culture’s most funny, ridiculous and futile questions. What do these quiz results tell us about how the world thinks today?
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What subject does Donna choose to add to the world's education curriculum? And what permanent smell does Mark bestow upon Lizzo? It's questions like these, that stop you in your tracks and think 'what the f*#k is all this about'?
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If you want some better alternatives for the next US President - this is the episode for you. You're welcome! In other news, Donna gains two unique, everyday phrases that she intends to use forever. And, just to clarify; Danny De Vito is not a giraffe.
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Mark's a freak. He just keeps it well-hidden. Oh yeah....he's also scared of Winnie the Pooh. As for Donna, she's in trouble again although she's blaming Liam Gallagher for her bad behaviour. Take a listen to what ends up being a record-breaking episode.
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Mark's excited. He's getting a film made about his life. Not only that, he gets to pick a new set of parents! If that wasn't groundbreaking enough, Donna admits a liking for doing it rough, and comes up with a joint business venture with the son of God.
This episode may contain blasphemy.
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Donna is definitely NOT a Barbie girl, although she does live in her own little world. What's her recommendation for the doll's new guise?
Meanwhile Mark would prefer to keep his penis, and concludes small and furry is preferable to sharp teeth.
We describe episode 3 as 'unmissable'.
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Donna shares her thoughts on the Human Centipede film and why size doesn't matter when it comes to clocks (*not a typo). In the meantime, Mark reveals the identity of Banksy and enters the debate on dwarf-naming. It's dumb. As always.
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Series 2 kicks off with advice on how to deal with uncomfortable questions from 6 year olds, and selecting a new body part. Spoiler alert, Mark wants appendage from a horse.
Listen on people....listen on.
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Donna's obsession with pineapple comes to the fore, once again.
There's more revelations when two options are discussed in way too much detail. Listen in, but not with your kids - or on this occasion - your husband.
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As Mark and Donna await the poll results for series 2 of Next Poll Wins, enjoy this series of chats to enlighten you further on our opinions of life.
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Mark and Donna have picked a few of their favourite bits from series 1...the first 12 episodes. Have a listen!
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Donna has a moral dilemma when it comes to fire rescue and Mark has no moral compass when it comes to the chances of Madonna's face exploding.
The series finale is not one to be missed.
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From reincarnation to sex toys - is nothing off-limits for this podcast? Probably not.
Mark admits to living a bootylicious lifestyle and Donna hasn't had this much fun since lockdown! Listen to episode 11. It's nuts.
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This week has Mark in a quandary. Does he watch porn or save a life?
Life is easier for Donna-the-sex-machine as she sips on her bottle of Prime whilst scrolling through Tik Tok.
Bang bang, it's episode 10.
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Imagine all social media being switched off! Imagine your toilet roll not being thick enough. Imagine being bouncy. Imagine no more....it's episode 9.
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If you ruled the world for a week, would you do the same as Donna? Alternatively you could watch the fight of the century with Mark.
Seconds out, it's episode 8.
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You want to be chased by a naked Prince Andrew? No, we thought not. On a brighter note here's an alcohol-filled fridge for your office. Enjoy! It's episode 7.
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Imagining a porno version of Hollywood's finest movies comes easily to Mark and Donna. In more high-brow discussions, the taste of semen and the thought of shitting yourself in public make the cut for episode 6. Or should that be, episode sick?
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Mark and Donna discuss the reasons why Miley Cyrus is in your bedroom cupboard and why the world needs Ant and Dec. Things get philosophical at one point but as usual end up in the land of the fairies. Oh yeah, and King Charles comes knockin'.
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Donna subjects herself to a self-imposed stay at a commune. We still don't know why.
In the meantime, Mark participates in a celebrity game of darts and discusses prison sentences.
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Where else can you listen to a discussion about Harry Styles and sexually transmitted diseases (separately of course) whilst dining out on a badger's anus?
Nothing makes sense any more.
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