No Dick Pics with Max and Christina

No Dick Pics with Max and Christina

Meet Max and Christina, two 40 something singles attempting to navigate the modern day dating world. Join them in a weekly podcast sharing real life dating stories and discussions about dating in a world of apps, ghosting, and dick pics.

Episodes

August 14, 2025 40 mins

Join Maxx and Christina as they dive into a whirlwind of topics, from the hilarity of pool party antics and Hawaiian shirts to the nuances of "bare minimum" versus "princess treatment" in relationships. They also touch on Taylor Swift's latest buzz and share personal stories that keep the laughs coming. Tune in for a mix of humor, insight, and a touch of royal flair!

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Max & Christina are back with an all new episode. Christina makes a public apology to the entire face tattoo community. The couple discuss Hulu's upcoming reality show "Are You My First" and the societal impacts of being a virgin as an adult. They discuss Razo's tiktok concerning the unrealistic expectations some men have of women in dating. Max shares a story about an excess of dildos being thrown at WNBA games.


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July 24, 2025 68 mins

Join Maxx and Christina in this episode of the No Dick Picks Podcast as they navigate the ups and downs of relationship dynamics with their signature humor. From playful banter and light-hearted arguments to deep reflections on love and connection, they offer a candid glimpse into their partnership. With plenty of laughs and relatable moments, this episode is a delightful exploration of what makes relationships both challenging and...

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July 17, 2025 95 mins

In this episode, we delve into the intricate dynamics of sexual intimacy and expectations within relationships. Max & Christina engage in a candid conversation with licensed marriage and family therapist, Bridget, exploring how communication and understanding can enhance intimacy. Discover insights on navigating expectations, breaking down societal taboos, and fostering a healthy dialogue about desires and needs. Tune in for an...

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June 26, 2025 50 mins

Max and Christina provide an update on their relationship and where they currently stand.


Max teaches us all about the term “duck butter” and you will be forever changed.


The couple play Would You Rather and discuss sex in cars, erasing your browser history, if you’d rather send nude to your boss or your parents and much more!


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Family Law Attorney and founder of Kuffel Law, Melissa “Missy” Kuffel, joins Max & Christina to discuss divorce and relationships. Missy shares some common misconceptions of divorce, her own personal experience, the importance of pre-nups and post-nups, and how her job has personally impacted her and her views on love and marriage.


Melissa Kuffel is the founder and CEO of Kuffel Law, LLC in Naperville, IL. She is a 2008 graduat...

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Max and Christina answer listener questions about family, being exclusive too soon, having someone invade your privacy, and being ghosted.


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June 3, 2025 71 mins

Max & Christina welcome listener, Jennifer, to the show as she shares her fascinating stories about getting caught red handed researching a guy and the time she dated a con man. Listen to this and much more on this week's episode of No Dick Pics!


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May 20, 2025 77 mins

Fred from KissFM's The Fred Show joins Max and Christina to discuss what life is like as a single man who also happens to be the host of one of Chicago's most popular radio shows. Fred shares an insider look into his "Waiting by the Phone" (often discussed on this podcast) and how his job impacts his dating life. Fred also shares one of the funniest dating stories Max and Christina have heard so far. Be sure to click the follow or ...

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May 13, 2025 47 mins

Max and Christina attempt to do a no edit podcast and immediately fail. So enjoy this heavily edited episode where they discuss sharing locations, PDA, share a listener story that involves acid, death and 3 years of searching (or stalking depends on how you look at it), and switch up the game played last week. Max asks Christina questions men usually know the answers to and her answers do not disappoint!


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May 6, 2025 73 mins

Max is Maxing this episode so listeners beware of tangents, random thoughts, and non stop laughs. The newest addition to the household, Christina’s dog Maggie, makes multiple appearances throughout the episode.


Max and Christina open the episode with a discussion about former Patriot’s coach Bill Belicheck, his girlfriend Jordon Hudson, and their 49 year age difference. Is age just a number?


The couple then answers listener question...

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Date Therapy is back! Max & Christina welcome friend and licensed therapist, Bijana, back to the podcast to answer listener questions.


After dating a great guy for the past 3 years a listener is conflicted about the status of her relationship when she reveals she isn't attracted to her partner.


A listener discusses the rumor that dating is more difficult after 50 and seeks motivation to continue to date after a decade of ba...

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April 15, 2025 85 mins

Max & Christina finally sit down to chat about their first vacation together!


But first Max discusses the scandal surrounding the Detroit Tiger’s assistant GM allegedly sending “lewd photos” aka dick pics.


Christina shares a story about a new dating app that relies on personality and common interests instead of photos!


The couple then dives into their romantic getaway to Arizona including a celebrity cameo, mountain clim...

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April 8, 2025 76 mins

Max & Christina are back after a short spring break with a very exciting episode. Their very own version of the 80's hit game show "Love Connection" with "Love Connections by Christina". Christina played matchmaker as she paired listener turned friend, Chrissy, with friend of show, Jared. Listen in to hear how their first few dates went and what the future holds in store for them.


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March 25, 2025 24 mins

In this quick episode, Max and Christina chat about introducing their kids to each other for the first time and how it went. They discuss healthy boundaries in their new roles in the kid's lives.


We will be back next week to celebrate our 1 year anniversary of the No Dick Pics Podcast!!!



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In one of our funniest episodes yet we welcome listener and new friend Chrissy to the show. Chrissy talks with Max and Christina about dating as a single parent, how they feel about gym pics and shirtless pics, if asking for a first kiss is a turn off, who pays on a first date, and much more.

Chrissy shares stores about getting ghosted twice by the same guy, why all dating profiles should include pictures of a guy smiling, and a mem...

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March 11, 2025 53 mins

Dating for the first time after divorce can be scary, especially if you’re joining the world of dating apps for the first time. Max and Christina share all of the things they wish they had known when they started their dating journeys.


When are you ready?

The importance of therapy

How to meet people in the wild

Intro to dating apps

Building your dating profile

Dating safety

How men fall in love vs how women fall in love

Things to ...

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In this episode of No Dick Pics, Max and Christina welcome Scott, host of the “Hope I Don’t F*ck This Up” podcast. The trio explores the complexities of dating and relationships after divorce, the challenges of single parenting, and the importance of community support. The conversation also touches on the difficulties of managing time as a single parent and the necessity of asking for help.


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Max and Christina almost have their first fight, find out what it was about and how they resolved things.


A listener shares a story about a 15 minute date.


Max and Christina went to dinner with his ex. Find out what happened!


We play a dinner table conversation games as AI names this segment “Oreo: The Potato Dog and Her Quirks”


Max’s Sport’s Corner returns to discuss hockey and the Four Nations Face Off.


Christina r...

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February 10, 2025 64 mins

Max hates Valentine’s Day and explains why. The pair discuss tips on meeting people in the wild and the worst places for a first date.


Jennifer provides an audio update on her date with Aldon and answers our many questions.


Max and Christina take a deep dive into Max’s past relationships and come to some big realizations.


Max and Christina have a discussion about marriage, prenups, and realistic expectations.


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