No Highway Option

11 Episodes we've covered means 11 Brand New Coming Attractions Games in 1 fun clip show episode! We're leaving the holiday theme behind and running headfirst into a big chaotic lineup. Dramas, comedies, horror, an Academy Award winner for best picture, this next lineup has it all. Tune in to find out what we'll be watching, and hear our pitches for an April Fool's Day episode!!

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AT THE END OF THE YEAR YOU'RE ANOTHAH YEAR OLDAH. You know, like singing Les Miserables but saying the wrong words.

It's our year-end cliptacular! Connor and Luke list their top 5 favorite moments from this year each to make a big old No Highway Option top 10 Extravaganza. Did your favorites make it in? Only one way to find out!

Thank you all so much for listening this year! We've had fun and can't wait for more.

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It's the SNOW Highway Option finale episode! We're playing with all of our Transformers that we unwrapped under the tree. I bet our pretend storylines were just as cohesive as what Michael Bay cooked up. CHRIS ANDERSEN (Uncle Monster's Spooky Time Fright Hour) joins the boys on a trip to New York, Paris, Philadelphia, vague totally-not-Penn-but-yeah-it's-Penn University, and Egypt as they hunt down Decepticons and...

That's right, we just watched almost 12 hours of content that was purely based on a legal pun. Our brains are at like 40% Tim Allen MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE! Join Connor and Luke through a North Pole journey as they watch THE SANTA CLAUSE, THE SANTA CLAUSE 2, THE SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE, and 2 seasons of Disney+'s THE SANTA CLAUSES. Thankfully, none of us transformed into a Santa Claus in the process. As far as we kno...

In this movie, Santa Claus (you know, the guy from the end of that one SpongeBob episode) kicks ass with a giant sledgehammer, just as you would expect from a Christmas classic.

PERCIVAL CONSTANTINE (author, podcaster behind SUPERHERO CINEPHILES and JAPAN ON FILM) falls down the chimney to join the boys in an awkward hostage situation as they discuss 2022's action-comedy VIOLENT NIGHT. It's David Harbour as Santa beat...

IT'S TIME FOR SNOW HIGHWAY OPTION! HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! WHERE'S THE TYLENOL?

JOSH PETERS (partner of past guest Taylor Coan) pulls his RV up to the boys' house to empty his shitter into the sewer and to talk all about NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION. Grab your favorite moose-shaped glass and your slipperiest food chemical, it's a fun one!

Join them as they answer such questions as: Is Sheldon C...

The movie's about being 17, but a good 80% of these high schoolers are absolutely in their early-to-mid 20's and you cannot convince me otherwise.

College Friend and Improv Comedian SHANNON MAGUIRE joins the boys back in time to re-live high school and talk about 17 AGAIN. That's right, we're finally chatting about winning comedic performances from Zac Efron, Thomas Lennon (one of the writers of The Pacifier!)...

We're totally the best guys to talk about this satirical take on what it means to be Black in 1980's Hollywood! Okay, maybe we're not but we still have a good time with it.

Comedian MATT LEWIS meets the boys in an audition waiting room to talk about the 1987 sketch comedy satire HOLLYWOOD SHUFFLE. Grab yourself a Winky Dinky Dog and put on your finest retro There's a Bat in My House T-Shirt. It's a part of...

Somewhere, in an alternate Universe, we're talking all about Timothy Olyphant, star of the Fast & Furious franchise as Dominic Toretto. No, really, he was the first choice. Isn't that weird to think about?

STEVE AND IZZY from EVERYTHING I LEARNED FROM MOVIES jump universes to join the boys to talk about THE ONE, Jet Li's insane action movie where he goes to fight...himself. There's also a rat with massive e...

Like Zoinks Scoob, I'm wearing a mesh shirt and teeny tiny sunglasses!

Look it was either that or writing the whole thing in 3p1c H@ck3r L4ngu@g3. And that would be a pain in the @$$.

DAVID ARNOLD from GIMMICKS and ARE YOU MY MOTHER activates his modem to log into a City-like motherboard and join the boys in a chat room all about HACKERS. It's 1995 as hell up in here. David's a young man. Luke's a toddler. Connor&#...

Scariest Mike Myers movies, ranked: #5) Halloween Kills #4) Rob Zombie's Halloween #3) Halloween (2018) #2) The Cat in the Hat/The Love Guru (tie) #1) Halloween (1978)

JASON from DADS FROM THE CRYPT dusts off his William Shatner mask to join the boys on a little Holiday-appropriate fun as they discuss the John Carpenter classic HALLOWEEN. And somehow they get through the entire episode discussing a Jamie Lee Curtis movie withou...

🎵When I up, down touch the ground, it puts me in the mood, up down touch the ground in the mood for murder🎵-Pooh in this movie, probably.

BRIAN from BERATED B-RATED MOVIES join the boys deep in the Public Domain Hundred Acre Wood to talk about WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY. Guts, gore, and creepypasta stories about Eeyore being cannibalized. What more could you ask for?

Join them as they answer such questions as: Why are these...

*We've been made aware of the previous silence gaps in the audio, they should be fixed now! Thank you!

Have you missed THE COMING ATTRACTIONS GAME at the end of every episode? Worried about what movies we'll be watching in the future? Curious about our CHRISTMAS EVE FRANCHISE MARATHON??? Don't worry, we've got all that covered.

It's all Coming Attractions Games! Tune in to hear each of the past guests from ...

For once, us bringing up ELVIS (2022, dir. Baz Luhrmann) not only makes sense, but it enhances the discussion of this movie! It's almost like we should retire discussing it after this episode, but we promise not to.

BRADLEY ROBINSON (formerly D College Podcast and Cinema is Dead) finally pays the boys a visit outside of the Holidays in order to talk about BUBBA HO TEP. You know Bubba Ho Tep! It's a perfectly normal movie in...

There's a billion dollar movie idea in this episode, so naturally we're publishing it for free instead of selling it to The Russo Brothers for a billion dollars.

CHRIS BUDNICKI blasts off to the moon to meet holographic versions of the boys to talk about 2022's sci-fi goof fest MOONFALL. The moon is there, and it indeed falls. Does exactly what it says on the tin.

Join them as they answer such questions as: Is this movi...

It's a back-to-back music double feature week! The vibes in this one are...a little different from That Thing You Do, to say the least. And of course I only mean that in the sense of they play more than one song.

NATHANIEL MARLOWE is back to join the boys on a rocketship to the top of the charts to discuss the 2010 excessively indie rock biopic THE RUNAWAYS. Can we call it a Twilight "Reunion" if it comes out the same...

After tons of episodes where Tom Hanks as a music producer was mentioned, we finally have a movie to talk about it. It's just not the movie that we frequently reference.

AARON and JIMMY from TOO MUCH POPCORN join the boys at the top of the charts to discuss the nostalgia-driven music comedy that not only gave us Tom Hanks as a writer/director, but another banger of a Steve Zahn supporting performance. It's THAT THING YOU D...