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Noah and Jacob Nelson talk about movies. Pretty straight forward. NEW! Dubbers: The Lost Tapes FULL AUDIO TRACKS! Over on my YouTube channel I have a series called Dubbers in which my friends and I do improvised dubs of movies, shows, specials, video games, etc. (Similar to Real Time Fandub) Now, for anytime we dub something that copyright prevents from being uploaded in its entirety, you will be able to find the full audio tracks on here.
Episodes
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In this third-to-last episode of the podcast, we speedrun some recent film reviews, discuss "Godzilla, King of the Monsters!" (1956) and "Freddy vs Jason" (2003), and finish developing the story for our yet-to-be-titled pirate horror film.
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A more casual episode as we discuss recent(ish) movie news (mostly specifically superhero movie news), find out who's the next victim of our pirate horror film, and discuss a film that is unfortunately not as noteworthy as the tragedy that occurred while filming.
Alex is back for another totally normal podcast episode where we definitely talk about one singular movie. (And then I talk about Madame Web.)
This is the full unedited audio track for our improvised dub of Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys. To enjoy the full experience, you will need your own copy of the film to sync up with this audio track. Make sure you have the film paused at 0:00 and muted, and use the countdown included on this track to press play at the right moment. Enjoy the dub!
This is the full unedited audio track for our improvised dub of The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water. To enjoy the full experience, you will need your own copy of the film to sync up with this audio track. Make sure you have the film paused at 0:00 and muted, and use the countdown included on this track to press play at the right moment. Enjoy the dub!
Guess we don't have to avoid talking about AMPTP-produced films anymore. That lasted all of one episode. In addition, we start developing the actual story for our pirate horror film and discuss the film some people (but definitely not Jacob) call "the best Hitchcock film Hitchcock never made."
This is the full unedited audio track for our improvised dub of The Hobbit (the 1977 Rankin/Bass animated film). To enjoy the full experience, you will need your own copy of the film to sync up with this audio track. Make sure you have the film paused at 0:00 and muted, and use the countdown included on this track to press play at the right moment. Enjoy the dub!
CAST:
Jacob as Bilbo Baggins/Uber Eats
Alex as John "Gandal...
In light of the WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes, we will not be promoting any AMPTP studio releases for the time being. But that won't stop us from reminiscing about the best and worst films we watched for Miserable Movie Monday (so far, not counting the new bonus season), resuming pirate horror film development with a different studio, and trying to piece together what the fuck happened in "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Acr...
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This was originally streamed on YouTube on 5/8/23.
Who will win at this year's Miserable Movie Oscars? Find out now! (I'm too lazy to come up with anything more for the description.)
This is the full unedited audio track for our improvised dub of Fant4stic (the 2015 Fantastic Four movie). To enjoy the full experience, you will need your own copy of the film to sync up with this audio track. Make sure you have the film paused at 0:00 and muted, and use the countdown included on this track to press play at the right moment. Enjoy the dub!
CAST:
Alex as Reed Richards/Victor Von Doom/Reed's dad/Marvel Stu...
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Well, the goal of shorter episodes lasted exactly one episode so there's that. We discuss the DCU slate, talk about a film that's been long overdue for us to watch, and start developing our next major project after Fischer of the Reels.
In what is basically the start of Season 2 of the podcast, we tie up some loose ends from last time and discuss the Clue movie, and by discuss the Clue movie I mean we repeat our favorite jokes from the Clue movie and make ourselves laugh at them all over again.
Originally streamed on YouTube on 1/1/2023
For our 50th episode we finished our "Films of the Years of our Lives" challenge and finished developing the story for our Kingdom Hearts killer... and we did it all LIVE!
I promise after Episode 50 (which will be a livestream) we will be changing up the podcast in such a way where we can get episodes out more often. In the meantime, enjoy us struggling to recount the plots of our own made up jukebox musical films, developing an Avatar (not that one, the cool one) themed mystery for our Kingdom Hearts killer, and talking about a sequel to one of our previously covered films.
This is the full unedited audio track for our improvised dub of Mickey's House of Villains. To enjoy the full experience, you will need your own copy of the film to sync up with this audio track. Make sure you have the film paused at 0:00 and muted, and use the countdown included on this track to press play at the right moment. Enjoy the dub!
CAST:
Daniel as Mickey Mouse/Huey/Ursula/Assorted Villains
Noah as Jafar/Louie...
This is the full unedited audio track for our improvised dub of Pokemon: The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back. To enjoy the full experience, you will need your own copy of the film to sync up with this audio track. Make sure you have the film paused at 0:00 and muted, and use the countdown included on this track to press play at the right moment. Enjoy the dub!
CAST:
Stan Blank as Ash Ketchum/Pikachu/Squirtle/Meowth/Nurse Joy/Dr F...
Originally streamed on YouTube on 5/9/22
We streamed the 4th annual Miserable Movie Oscars ceremony to "honor" all the terrible films I watched last year for my Miserable Movie Monday series. During the YouTube stream we also premiered my new short film, The Death of the Cat in the Hat. While our reactions to the short film have been edited out of this upload, you can watch the short film on its own now:
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