No New Friends Podcast

No New Friends Podcast

The Podcast for Adults who Love to Laugh at Adulting. The Good, the bad, and the funny! Sprinkle in a bit of pop culture, strange news, theme park stuff, and other shenanigans! No New Friends Podcast has been named a finalist for Mainline Marketing's Florida's Finest Podcast, and Orlando Weekly's Best Local Podcast in the Best of Orlando Competition. Website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/support (https://anchor.fm/scott-maffei6/support)

Episodes

December 4, 2022 68 min

The President of the United States called us!!! Hear this phone call!!! We recap Thanksgiving and all the cringe worthy moments from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Chris went to a Pokémon Release and met some interesting people. Chris brings us a top 10 Holiday list, Jersey Man or Florida Man, Cliff notes and much more. Visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. Please support our sponsors. Kaufman and Lynd www....

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This is an amazing Mashup of classic segments that have led to many inside jokes. You will hear segments from the episodes "We Love BJs.......and Costco" ,"Dangling the Sex Carrot", "Smiling Coast of Africa and other Internet Scammers", and "Do they Know It's Christmas". Check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com, Check us out on  https://newsly.me/ and the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.

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November 20, 2022 69 min

In this episode Remy from Remy's roundtable joins us. We discuss that awkward moment when you accidentally pass gas in public and how to cover it up. The strangest place we have had sex. Twitter Blue. Everyone's favorite former President and his new MAGAGA slogan. Thanksgiving traditions and much more. Connect with us, check out our sweet Merch, join our Club House and become a Friend with Benefits (Patreon) www.nonew...

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November 13, 2022 64 min

Both Mary and Scott had some extremely awkward encounters this week. Like cringe worthy. Chris had a brush with death and Uber. Ryan brings us Jersey man/ FL Man and much more. Please connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com. Check out our sweet merch and join our Club House. Check us out on  www.newsly.me promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.

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Costco has waged war on us so we have started "The People against Costco" campaign. Chris was at it again with Contact Paper, Scott's Cat created havoc on the show. The gang does a quick recap on Halloween. We were ranked #62 on the top 250 Comedy/Improv podcast charts so what else was the #62 all time. Connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Clubhouse and become a Friend with Benefits (Patreon) www.non...

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Its Halloween God Damn It!!! Scott had another awkward encounter with a pet, Chris and Mary share some scary stories. Chris brings us another Halloween List. Jersey man vs Florida Man, Cliff Notes and much more. To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits visit www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. For the Night Watchmen Ghost Tours visit www.seeamericatours.net and ...

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Chris had to do some major tree work.  At his size what could go wrong.  Scott York from www.seeamericatours.net joins us to talk about the Night Watchmen Ghost tour in St. Augustine, FL.  for 25% off use the promo code NNF.  Another Halloween top 10, more FL man Jersey Man, Buba Jobe TNF update and much much more.  Check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #adulting #timbe...

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In this Episode the gang is visited by the legendary Buba Jobe.  Chris bought a new office and brought along a security Robot.  Scott had a Billion Dollar Idea while sleeping.  Another top 10 Halloween list, Jersy Man/Florida Man, and Much more!  Connect with us, check out our sweet merch, or join our Pateron www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly.me and use the promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.  #sexrobot, #cliffnotes #florid...

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The gang discusses their Hurricane experiences also how much they snacked.  Nick from www.sandpipervacations.com joins us to share some exciting news in the world of vacations.  Chris brings us another top 10 Halloween list!!!  Chris' Cliff Notes, Jersey man Vs FL man and much more!  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House and become a Friend with Benefits (Pateron) visit www.nonewfriendspodcast.com. ...

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In this Episode Scott and Mary discuss Hurricane Prep as Hurricane Ian made its way towards Florida.  Mary gets invited to a costume party, or so she thought.  Our first top 10 Halloween List of the season, Buba Jobe update, Cliff Notes, Jersey Man vs Florida Man and much more!  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our Club House visit www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly www.newsly.me N0NEWFR1ENDS


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In this Episode the gang discusses making "Drunk Plans" and how that never pans out.  Update on Buba Jobe's journey through the NFL.  Johnathan Osborne form The Sixth Man Show joins us to discuss some Magic Basketball.  Check him out on the You Tube.  https://www.youtube.com/c/TheSixthManShow.  Mary had a death in the family that she discusses in a super funny segment.  Chris' Cliff Notes and much more.  To connect ...

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September 18, 2022 69 min

In this episode we discuss the Queen of England's passing and everyone's obsession with the royal family.  Jeff Kaufman returns for an extremely funny segment, he tells a story of when he met a Comic Book legend.  Also gives Chris some marriage advice.  Finally, we discuss anniversary planning.  Ryan Returns with Jersey Man or Florida Man, Chris' Cliff Notes and much more.  Check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast....

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September 11, 2022 51 min

Clairvoyant and Medium Jerry McDaniel www.jmacmedium.com joins us.  Chris and Mary both get readings.  We get a visit from a blast from the past that you do not want to miss.  Plus Ryan brings us Jersey Man VS Florida Man.  Connect with us, join our Club House, check out our sweet merch.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Check us out on Newsly  www.newsly.me  and use promo code N0NEWFR1ENDS.


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September 4, 2022 63 min
In this Episode Mary had some super funny stories to tell about her kids.  Scott had an awkward encounter.  Chris went to Atlantic City.  And Ryan brings us a new game Jersey Man vs Florida Man.  Connect with us www.nonewfriendspodcast.com check out our sweet merch join our Club House (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefits.  Don't forget you have till October 31st to #sharetheshow and 12/21 for the Journey of Merch.  Check...
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August 28, 2022 57 min

Scott recently had to deal with the loss of a pet.  The gang does not waste any opportunity to roast Scott about it.  Scott plans his funeral and makes it all about the content!  Chris went to a Philly's game and had a ton of crazy things go down.  Can you order a Pizza?  Finally a Disney themed game.  To connect with us on all social media, check out our sweet merch, join our Clubhouse (Patreon) and become a Friend with Benefi...

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Scott and his wife had a staycation at Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge, where Scott got a nice treat.  Our new sponsor Jeff Kaufman from the Law Offices of Kaufman and Lynd www.whenyouneedus.com or www.therealjeffkaufman.com joins us in a super funny segment.  Finally Mary had to get a Drug Test!!!!  To connect with us on social media, check out our sweet merch, or join our clubhouse and become a friend with benefits visit our we...
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August 14, 2022 53 min

Is it ok to go to Costco with your partner when there are kids at the house?  Is it ok to go to Costco with the dog in the bed?  Mary prepares for back to school with her kids.  The anxieties of sending anything back or canceling a service.  And much more.  Connect with us, join our club house and become a friend with benifits, (patreon), or check out our sweet merch.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Vote for us for Orlando Weekly be...

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August 7, 2022 55 min

Mary's kid went to a birthday party and had a strange encounter with a very involved mom.  We suffer from Podcast A-D-D.  Chris and Joe's adventures in New Jersey.  Finally, a bet debt must be collected!  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our clubhouse (Patreon) and become a friend with Benefits check out our website www.nonewfriendspodcast@yahoo.com.  Please vote for us Orlando Weekly best of Orlando ...

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In this Episode Scott had to be the day to day Dad, which he struggled with.  Mary's scrubs are way too big....and she bought extra small scurbs.  We determined that everyone has a prison pocket, some have a prison purse.  Please connect with us, join our club house (patreon) and become a friend with benifits, or check out our sweet merch.  www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please vote for us for Orlando Weekly's best of Orland...

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July 24, 2022 70 min

In this Episode Scott had a Magical week with his daughters who had never been to Walt Disney World.  Mary went to a fine dining seafood establishment in a trailer park, the birthplace of meth.  Chris is back from his cruise and boy did he have some stories.  To connect with us, check out our sweet merch, join our clubhouse (patreon) and become a friend with benefits just visit our website www.nonewfriendspodcast.com.  Please vote ...

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