April 22, 2022 • 28 mins
All the characters finally arrive at The Puddle but it looks like someone is keen for a fight!
Will Pekko reveal what the hell is going on? Honestly... probably not...
Adrastea- Angela Yih @girlmadeofjade
Gnilfiet- Krissi Williams
The Dissident - Dr Loup Sutcliffe
Ravi- Kier Zhou
Content Warning ⚠️:
- Violence
- Threats of Violence
-Threats of Cannibalism
- Stupidity
- Nudity
- Tasteless Dick Jokes.
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
I I really don't understand.
Yeah, so everything got likesuper messed up everywhere and
like the gods all bought us asavariaser for like safety or
whatever.
Um, everywhere, yeah, man, likeour home planets, they all got
like wicked messed up orsomething.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Wait are you telling me that we we're aliens?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Dude alien, that's our word.
That's like not okay,especially coming from a human.
Human, you can't call me that.
Oh, what Are you not?
Did I like just totally assumeyou're a species.
I'm like so sorry bro, that'snot cool either.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Renfolk.
We're called renfolk, but yes,we were once called humans
before the humanists ruined itfor everyone.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh right, it's like a political thing.
Well, you guys aren't aliens.
You were like there when we gotthere.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
This this is this changes everything we know about
our history at how can this bepossible?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Like for real, bro, you didn't like look at like the
lizard people and like halfdragon people and like their
dudes with tusks and hardenedskin, or like the people like me
who live for like hundreds ofyears and think like these dudes
aren't from round here.
Well no, they've just alwaysbeen there.
(01:47):
That's pretty wild.
Man Like you guys must likesuck at research.
I mean coming all the way herelooking for the gods, when they
are like exactly where you camefrom, gods.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I don't even have a quill or a parchment to write
any of this down.
You are literally unravelingeverything I know about our
world.
I mean salty earth worlds.
Did you ever meet the gods?
What were they like?
I don't even know where tostart.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Chillax, bro.
We're like nearly at the puddle.
I'll like tell you everything Iknow when we get there, man.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Why?
I mean, we can walk and talk atthe same time, right yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
totally.
But like what's the rush, myman?
I mean like I thought you wereall chill and cool now, bro, I
thought you were like thetraveller you don't want to
arrive to save your babe and beall like not cool or whatever
right.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I am chill.
I am cool, I'm just excited,that's all.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Let me give you a piece of advice From the
dissident to the travellerFriend, to like friend or
whatever Chick, stick it whenyou're like not digging it.
You feel, bro, I'm totally downwith like sharing all the cool
mysteries with you and stuff andI am totally not withholding
(03:13):
them to like leverage it foranything later on, like only
because I want to like help youget the Get down.
You gotta stop doing that, bro.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
What was that?
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
That's the chick I was telling you about.
Peko's like not friend.
She looks mondo piste bro, wedo not want bump into her.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
But she's headed in the same direction we are.
She's going to the puddle.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
She's heading toward a drastia, yeah bro and Peko, we
need to like get to your friendbefore like something crazy
happens, for sure.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Can't we slow her down, or something?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Look bro, I recommend we be like super careful here.
If your friend gets liketoasted or whatever, there is
like no way I can.
She'll be like dead and stuckhere.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Come with me.
I have an idea.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Like we walk along the bottom of the water.
They totally won't see us.
We can like try and get yourgirl to escape into the waters.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
She looks fine, from here, it doesn't look like she's
in any danger, they're justtalking.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Maybe he's like mind controlling her or something.
Look, look, bro, she's puttingher hands in the water.
Who knows like what he ismaking her do.
Let's like get over therebefore she like gets there.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Right.
What in the hell did that giantnaked man come from?
And why is he just standingthere leering at my drastia
(05:36):
Looks pretty freaked out, my man.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Hey bro, I think your girl is like in trouble.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
What no?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Address to her.
Address to her no, no, you lether enter your mind.
Stop, stop, please.
Let her go, you'll beat her.
Make me holless.
What is stopping you?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Don't think I want.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Stop, stop, please.
She knows too much Hulless.
I can hardly let you send herback.
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
what she knows.
Maybe it'll help some of them.
Besides, I walked a fuckingmemory.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I care, hulless, I care deeply why, and anyone with
an ounce of skill will be ableto retrieve what she has learned
.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
What the hell are you up to down there?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Find yours, hulless, and I'll mind my Address to her
Address to her what the?
Hell my friends are gone, killher.
You can't Mutiori.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You care?
Woo, suck on that.
What a hit, ravi.
Ravi, stop the earth, my love,you have got skills, ravi.
Address to you Ravi, are youokay?
Did they hurt you?
She won't stay down, you know?
Address here Get behind me.
Pekko.
I won't let you hurt her.
She's my, she's my.
(07:09):
Ravi Pekko wasn't.
Address to her is the mostimportant thing in the universe.
I will not let you lay a filthyhand on her.
Do you hear me?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Horat.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Ravi, that's sweet, but Calm down, Mr Hero.
She's here to save you.
What?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Um yeah, we came here to get you a new body so we
could go home.
Pekka was just helping A newbody.
Yeah, the naked fellow standingon the shore.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You mean that broad-shouldered barrel chested?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Where did it go?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Whoa, what a rush.
Goddammit, I forgot how goodthis feels.
Yes yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Did you steal my body ?
What the heck?
Stop mocking a bear to bloodynonsense and give him his body
back.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No way, my man, I'm keeping this.
Have you seen the size of thisthing?
Look at it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Or can see it, mate, I thought you were my friend.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
What?
Sure bro, you seem like a nicedude, but like I'm not giving up
this killer ride, I like hellyou are.
I will like make you somethingnice from the waters, but you
got to like tell me how you madethe portal.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
What no Give me my body back.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
It's okay, ravi, I'll make you a new one.
No, I want that one.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
That body's that's my body.
It's got my face.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Well, I will like share all of my knowledge with
you guys.
Just like get me the hell outof here.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I wouldn't trust him.
We stopped him from playingwith the killer because he kept
cheating, all the bloody taunt.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Whoa, that is totally not true.
You didn't reject me, Irejected.
Ah Crap.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
My body.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Oh crap, he's just sleeping.
I want to take my time andenjoy every moment killing all
of you.
I think we got off on the wrongfoot here.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
You sucker punched me .
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Well done.
It's been a long time sinceI've tasted my own blood.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Ah, down, used for my love.
I meant to see it earlier.
She's spawned, so it's like notvery effective.
I am not afraid of youfail-birth.
Wow, you both need to reallydoor-bick the right stuff.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I was trying to be dramatic.
I don't actually know her name.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
It's Nilfee or something.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Ah, oh, I'm not afraid of you, nilfeet, you'll
have to go through me.
I've learned something valuablein death there is nothing worse
that you can do to me.
No, no.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Robbie.
So where were we?
Oh, that's right, let me out ofhere.
Peckle, peckle, do something.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I'm sorry, I can't, it'll just take too much.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Ugh, why are all the men so useless?
Too insane that I follow.
Ugh, gotta hold her for asecond, really.
I mean, he didn't tell you notto use fire.
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.
That's all you've got left,isn't it?
Crap?
I, uh, I think so.
(10:39):
I really don't know why we'refighting.
Is there a chance we could justtalk it out Again?
No, I don't think I want totalk.
I think I'm going to cut outyour heart and eat it in front
(11:02):
of your boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Oh, yes, there's some dead.
You want to get in there, Bat?
Or think your girlfriend'sabout to buy the big one Me?
You're supposed to be thepowerful one.
What am I supposed to do likethis?
You really gotta let it die.
What?
Why do I even feel bad forkilling you now?
You, what?
God damn it.
I knew you had something to dowith it.
(11:40):
What can I do, Peco?
Not much you can do withoutyour booty pale.
If only we had one lying around.
You're right, my new body Right.
I guess I just jump right in.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Please stop, please.
That's a shame.
Stop.
This is such a lovely nightcamp.
Please stop what you're doing.
Let down that wall of fire soyour valiant hero can watch you
die.
No, never.
Maybe you need someencouragement to drop your
(12:32):
concentration.
Ah, ah, more Wet, delicious.
What did your friend go?
I'm right here oh.
Was that it?
(12:59):
That was your gambit.
Oh, um sorry, ravi Ravi Run,it's just um.
Maybe, I'll kill you in frontof her.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
That really should have worked.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
What are you doing?
Oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Are, you Are you actually panicking.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
This is what are you doing.
What are you doing?
Bertie makes?
I think you made him a faultyone.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Nah, we actually just log-in.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
What are you talking about, I see?
Well, I wonder what he'll do.
I just make another little cutright, what Bro?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Whoa, I thought you said he couldn't do that stuff.
How, how did I?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Bro like kill this crazy devil lady.
She is really messing with myboss.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Another Ravie.
This is going to be a lot offun, like now bro, just like let
loose, leave her alone.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
She's down, get on with my man.
And just like wail on her,don't let her get away.
Ravi Said leave her alone.
Ravi, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Dude did you just lie to me.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Rap will see the end of me too.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Probably won't get away from me, but I trust you,
ravi, quick, quick, get up.
The ground is open, ravi lookthe waters they're draining away
.
Don't worry about that.
Let's just get clear Quick Overhere, over here.
(14:51):
I guess the new muscles didhelp.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
I thought you liked them.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Sanger, your wound is it, is it.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Ravi, call me Addy, please.
It's not deep, but it stingsquite a bit.
Oh, it's going to leave a scar.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Addy, addy.
I Well, that was exciting,right?
Honestly, I did not expect youguys to win Not at all A lot of
help.
You were hey look, I wanted tohelp Really, but Did you really
(15:49):
think, oh fine, but you guys oweme, you killed me, alright,
what's the magic word?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Push no, no, no, no no.
Stay in Pago are you Please,are you okay, yourself?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
God so much.
Get control of yourself, man.
Oh, kittleport, it's not urine,it's the waters.
Whatever you call it, it'sdisgusting, the infinite waters.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Why is it leaking from you?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
It just is all right.
Do you want to go home, or what?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
What?
No, we want to go to thecelestial plane.
We want to meet the gods.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
They aren't there, Addy.
They're not in the celestialplane.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
What.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
The dissident told me they came to our plane.
They aren't there.
The dissident what kind ofbloody name is that, Steve?
Where is he anyway?
Whoa Like.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Not cool man.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Pekko, you knew why we were here.
Why didn't you tell us?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
You didn't ask, you were just like where's the whole
of the goods, where's theSolistia Pline?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Well, are you going to tell us what all of this was
about?
Well, what, the crazy spawnlady with the purple eyes who
just tried to kill us whilst youwatched.
What a bearder.
Who in the hell is she, peco?
I?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
don't know, and I'm nilty dog grease.
And who was she to you Was?
You don't actually think youkilled her, do you?
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Well, I had hoped no, mm-mm.
Stop evading the question.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I knew, since someone who took advantage of me when I
was, when I wasn't will.
There is more than that.
What are you hiding?
There is, you are rot.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Well, tell us, peco, she tried to kill us.
You owe us an explanation, youkilled me.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
You owe far more than an explanation.
Look, I'm sorry about that.
You.
You hurt my feelings.
You called me insane, said wewere all mid you.
Get in accidentally swallowedwould have been so boring.
This was much better.
Honestly, it seemed harmless toget the colossus to roll over
(18:29):
and score you with his willHarmless.
I died Horribly Painfully.
Yeah well, I felt really bitterabout it afterwards, especially
when your girlfriend startedgetting all said and mopey about
it.
It's why I agreed to help getyou back.
The Silver Lady would neverhave forgiven me for it.
(18:50):
I didn't Did, she Did she cry.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
He's trying to avoid the question again.
Obviously You're a slipperybugger, aren't you Tell us what
is going on?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
She's more ex's kid.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
That was your stepdaughter.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Not exactly now, just one of her children, nothing to
do with me Except coming hereand causing me grief and missing
me about why.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
And from where she was living right.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Again he's living.
I don't know where she comesand goes from.
I always thought she was justcoming here to niddle me Out of
some misgoded loyalty to her mum, but it seems like she's after
something else, missing aroundwith Sivari, with Ursula Tyre,
with your world.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
You mean our world.
You aren't dead either, peco.
I don't know what you are, butyou aren't a spirit, are you?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
The dissident told me as much.
Please just call him Steve.
The dissident's got real, stillliving in your mum's basement
warps.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
You, you live in your mum's basement.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
It probably fits actually Jerk.
Then what are you?
I told you I was on us from thestart.
Orm Peco, this is no other wayto put it.
You guys are the researchers.
If you're really interested,luck it up or something.
You don't tell all your secrets, or won't tell all mine
(20:23):
Nonsense.
We don't have any secrets,don't ya?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Fine, how do we get home?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Or can singe ya, but I'll only do it the one time.
If you can't bake, you're onyour bloody own.
How Do you have a hunt of kiwistones here?
Yep, lads of them, bounds ofthe dragons are skidded all over
this place, but you won't needthem.
Or can singe, ya bake.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
You can create portals at will.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
That's absurd.
No one has that much power.
I'll see you around, absolutelynot.
I insist, I've got to stopdoing better.
Thank you for watching.
(21:36):
Thank you for watching.
(22:10):
Thank you for watching.
I I really don't understand.
Yeah, so everything got likesuper messed up everywhere and
like the gods all bought us asavariaser for like safety or
whatever.
Um, everywhere, yeah, man, likeour home planets, they all got
like wicked messed up orsomething.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Wait are you telling me that we we're aliens?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Dude alien, that's our word.
That's like not okay,especially coming from a human.
Human, you can't call me that.
Oh, what Are you not?
Did I like just totally assumeyou're a species.
I'm like so sorry bro, that'snot cool either.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Renfolk.
We're called renfolk, but yes,we were once called humans
before the humanists ruined itfor everyone.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Oh right, it's like a political thing.
Well, you guys aren't aliens.
You were like there when we gotthere.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
This this is this changes everything we know about
our history at how can this bepossible?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Like for real, bro, you didn't like look at like the
lizard people and like halfdragon people and like their
dudes with tusks and hardenedskin, or like the people like me
who live for like hundreds ofyears and think like these dudes
aren't from round here.
Well no, they've just alwaysbeen there.
(01:47):
That's pretty wild.
Man Like you guys must likesuck at research.
I mean coming all the way herelooking for the gods, when they
are like exactly where you camefrom, gods.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I don't even have a quill or a parchment to write
any of this down.
You are literally unravelingeverything I know about our
world.
I mean salty earth worlds.
Did you ever meet the gods?
What were they like?
I don't even know where tostart.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Chillax, bro.
We're like nearly at the puddle.
I'll like tell you everything Iknow when we get there, man.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Why?
I mean, we can walk and talk atthe same time, right yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
totally.
But like what's the rush, myman?
I mean like I thought you wereall chill and cool now, bro, I
thought you were like thetraveller you don't want to
arrive to save your babe and beall like not cool or whatever
right.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I am chill.
I am cool, I'm just excited,that's all.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Let me give you a piece of advice From the
dissident to the travellerFriend, to like friend or
whatever Chick, stick it whenyou're like not digging it.
You feel, bro, I'm totally downwith like sharing all the cool
mysteries with you and stuff andI am totally not withholding
(03:13):
them to like leverage it foranything later on, like only
because I want to like help youget the Get down.
You gotta stop doing that, bro.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
What was that?
Who is it?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
That's the chick I was telling you about.
Peko's like not friend.
She looks mondo piste bro, wedo not want bump into her.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
But she's headed in the same direction we are.
She's going to the puddle.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
She's heading toward a drastia, yeah bro and Peko, we
need to like get to your friendbefore like something crazy
happens, for sure.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Can't we slow her down, or something?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Look bro, I recommend we be like super careful here.
If your friend gets liketoasted or whatever, there is
like no way I can.
She'll be like dead and stuckhere.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Come with me.
I have an idea.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Like we walk along the bottom of the water.
They totally won't see us.
We can like try and get yourgirl to escape into the waters.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
She looks fine, from here, it doesn't look like she's
in any danger, they're justtalking.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Maybe he's like mind controlling her or something.
Look, look, bro, she's puttingher hands in the water.
Who knows like what he ismaking her do.
Let's like get over therebefore she like gets there.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Right.
What in the hell did that giantnaked man come from?
And why is he just standingthere leering at my drastia
(05:36):
Looks pretty freaked out, my man.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Hey bro, I think your girl is like in trouble.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
What no?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Address to her.
Address to her no, no, you lether enter your mind.
Stop, stop, please.
Let her go, you'll beat her.
Make me holless.
What is stopping you?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Don't think I want.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Stop, stop, please.
She knows too much Hulless.
I can hardly let you send herback.
Who cares?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
what she knows.
Maybe it'll help some of them.
Besides, I walked a fuckingmemory.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I care, hulless, I care deeply why, and anyone with
an ounce of skill will be ableto retrieve what she has learned
.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
What the hell are you up to down there?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Find yours, hulless, and I'll mind my Address to her
Address to her what the?
Hell my friends are gone, killher.
You can't Mutiori.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You care?
Woo, suck on that.
What a hit, ravi.
Ravi, stop the earth, my love,you have got skills, ravi.
Address to you Ravi, are youokay?
Did they hurt you?
She won't stay down, you know?
Address here Get behind me.
Pekko.
I won't let you hurt her.
She's my, she's my.
(07:09):
Ravi Pekko wasn't.
Address to her is the mostimportant thing in the universe.
I will not let you lay a filthyhand on her.
Do you hear me?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Horat.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Ravi, that's sweet, but Calm down, Mr Hero.
She's here to save you.
What?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Um yeah, we came here to get you a new body so we
could go home.
Pekka was just helping A newbody.
Yeah, the naked fellow standingon the shore.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
You mean that broad-shouldered barrel chested?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Where did it go?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Whoa, what a rush.
Goddammit, I forgot how goodthis feels.
Yes yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Did you steal my body ?
What the heck?
Stop mocking a bear to bloodynonsense and give him his body
back.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
No way, my man, I'm keeping this.
Have you seen the size of thisthing?
Look at it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Or can see it, mate, I thought you were my friend.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
What?
Sure bro, you seem like a nicedude, but like I'm not giving up
this killer ride, I like hellyou are.
I will like make you somethingnice from the waters, but you
got to like tell me how you madethe portal.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
What no Give me my body back.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
It's okay, ravi, I'll make you a new one.
No, I want that one.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
That body's that's my body.
It's got my face.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Well, I will like share all of my knowledge with
you guys.
Just like get me the hell outof here.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I wouldn't trust him.
We stopped him from playingwith the killer because he kept
cheating, all the bloody taunt.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Whoa, that is totally not true.
You didn't reject me, Irejected.
Ah Crap.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
My body.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Oh crap, he's just sleeping.
I want to take my time andenjoy every moment killing all
of you.
I think we got off on the wrongfoot here.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
You sucker punched me .
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Well done.
It's been a long time sinceI've tasted my own blood.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Ah, down, used for my love.
I meant to see it earlier.
She's spawned, so it's like notvery effective.
I am not afraid of youfail-birth.
Wow, you both need to reallydoor-bick the right stuff.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I was trying to be dramatic.
I don't actually know her name.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
It's Nilfee or something.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Ah, oh, I'm not afraid of you, nilfeet, you'll
have to go through me.
I've learned something valuablein death there is nothing worse
that you can do to me.
No, no.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Robbie.
So where were we?
Oh, that's right, let me out ofhere.
Peckle, peckle, do something.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I'm sorry, I can't, it'll just take too much.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Ugh, why are all the men so useless?
Too insane that I follow.
Ugh, gotta hold her for asecond, really.
I mean, he didn't tell you notto use fire.
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.
That's all you've got left,isn't it?
Crap?
I, uh, I think so.
(10:39):
I really don't know why we'refighting.
Is there a chance we could justtalk it out Again?
No, I don't think I want totalk.
I think I'm going to cut outyour heart and eat it in front
(11:02):
of your boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Oh, yes, there's some dead.
You want to get in there, Bat?
Or think your girlfriend'sabout to buy the big one Me?
You're supposed to be thepowerful one.
What am I supposed to do likethis?
You really gotta let it die.
What?
Why do I even feel bad forkilling you now?
You, what?
God damn it.
I knew you had something to dowith it.
(11:40):
What can I do, Peco?
Not much you can do withoutyour booty pale.
If only we had one lying around.
You're right, my new body Right.
I guess I just jump right in.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Please stop, please.
That's a shame.
Stop.
This is such a lovely nightcamp.
Please stop what you're doing.
Let down that wall of fire soyour valiant hero can watch you
die.
No, never.
Maybe you need someencouragement to drop your
(12:32):
concentration.
Ah, ah, more Wet, delicious.
What did your friend go?
I'm right here oh.
Was that it?
(12:59):
That was your gambit.
Oh, um sorry, ravi Ravi Run,it's just um.
Maybe, I'll kill you in frontof her.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
That really should have worked.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
What are you doing?
Oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Are, you Are you actually panicking.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
This is what are you doing.
What are you doing?
Bertie makes?
I think you made him a faultyone.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Nah, we actually just log-in.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
What are you talking about, I see?
Well, I wonder what he'll do.
I just make another little cutright, what Bro?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Whoa, I thought you said he couldn't do that stuff.
How, how did I?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Bro like kill this crazy devil lady.
She is really messing with myboss.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Another Ravie.
This is going to be a lot offun, like now bro, just like let
loose, leave her alone.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
She's down, get on with my man.
And just like wail on her,don't let her get away.
Ravi Said leave her alone.
Ravi, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Dude did you just lie to me.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Rap will see the end of me too.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Probably won't get away from me, but I trust you,
ravi, quick, quick, get up.
The ground is open, ravi lookthe waters they're draining away
.
Don't worry about that.
Let's just get clear Quick Overhere, over here.
(14:51):
I guess the new muscles didhelp.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
I thought you liked them.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Sanger, your wound is it, is it.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Ravi, call me Addy, please.
It's not deep, but it stingsquite a bit.
Oh, it's going to leave a scar.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Addy, addy.
I Well, that was exciting,right?
Honestly, I did not expect youguys to win Not at all A lot of
help.
You were hey look, I wanted tohelp Really, but Did you really
(15:49):
think, oh fine, but you guys oweme, you killed me, alright,
what's the magic word?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Push no, no, no, no no.
Stay in Pago are you Please,are you okay, yourself?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
God so much.
Get control of yourself, man.
Oh, kittleport, it's not urine,it's the waters.
Whatever you call it, it'sdisgusting, the infinite waters.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Why is it leaking from you?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
It just is all right.
Do you want to go home, or what?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
What?
No, we want to go to thecelestial plane.
We want to meet the gods.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
They aren't there, Addy.
They're not in the celestialplane.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
What.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
The dissident told me they came to our plane.
They aren't there.
The dissident what kind ofbloody name is that, Steve?
Where is he anyway?
Whoa Like.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Not cool man.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Pekko, you knew why we were here.
Why didn't you tell us?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
You didn't ask, you were just like where's the whole
of the goods, where's theSolistia Pline?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Well, are you going to tell us what all of this was
about?
Well, what, the crazy spawnlady with the purple eyes who
just tried to kill us whilst youwatched.
What a bearder.
Who in the hell is she, peco?
I?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
don't know, and I'm nilty dog grease.
And who was she to you Was?
You don't actually think youkilled her, do you?
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Well, I had hoped no, mm-mm.
Stop evading the question.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I knew, since someone who took advantage of me when I
was, when I wasn't will.
There is more than that.
What are you hiding?
There is, you are rot.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Well, tell us, peco, she tried to kill us.
You owe us an explanation, youkilled me.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
You owe far more than an explanation.
Look, I'm sorry about that.
You.
You hurt my feelings.
You called me insane, said wewere all mid you.
Get in accidentally swallowedwould have been so boring.
This was much better.
Honestly, it seemed harmless toget the colossus to roll over
(18:29):
and score you with his willHarmless.
I died Horribly Painfully.
Yeah well, I felt really bitterabout it afterwards, especially
when your girlfriend startedgetting all said and mopey about
it.
It's why I agreed to help getyou back.
The Silver Lady would neverhave forgiven me for it.
(18:50):
I didn't Did, she Did she cry.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
He's trying to avoid the question again.
Obviously You're a slipperybugger, aren't you Tell us what
is going on?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
She's more ex's kid.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
That was your stepdaughter.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Not exactly now, just one of her children, nothing to
do with me Except coming hereand causing me grief and missing
me about why.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
And from where she was living right.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Again he's living.
I don't know where she comesand goes from.
I always thought she was justcoming here to niddle me Out of
some misgoded loyalty to her mum, but it seems like she's after
something else, missing aroundwith Sivari, with Ursula Tyre,
with your world.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
You mean our world.
You aren't dead either, peco.
I don't know what you are, butyou aren't a spirit, are you?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
The dissident told me as much.
Please just call him Steve.
The dissident's got real, stillliving in your mum's basement
warps.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
You, you live in your mum's basement.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
It probably fits actually Jerk.
Then what are you?
I told you I was on us from thestart.
Orm Peco, this is no other wayto put it.
You guys are the researchers.
If you're really interested,luck it up or something.
You don't tell all your secrets, or won't tell all mine
(20:23):
Nonsense.
We don't have any secrets,don't ya?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Fine, how do we get home?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Or can singe ya, but I'll only do it the one time.
If you can't bake, you're onyour bloody own.
How Do you have a hunt of kiwistones here?
Yep, lads of them, bounds ofthe dragons are skidded all over
this place, but you won't needthem.
Or can singe, ya bake.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
You can create portals at will.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
That's absurd.
No one has that much power.
I'll see you around, absolutelynot.
I insist, I've got to stopdoing better.
Thank you for watching.
(21:36):
Thank you for watching.
(22:10):
Thank you for watching.
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