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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you looking for a show that has compelling
villains?
Hehehehehehehehe, it's too late.
Maitreous, noble heroes, faceme, you tentacle.
High stakes what the hell isthat?
Hmm, I bet an anti-climax Evenhigher stakes.
There really is no peril hereat all.

(00:21):
What about violence?
We don't to twist, lord, ourfucking twist.
More twists, oh Fuck.
What about more violence?
Yeah, we've got one drink.
More noble heroes andcompelling villains.
There is nothing worse that youcan do to me.

(00:43):
I really don't know why we'refighting.
Is there a chance you couldjust talk it out?
What about extended scenes withrunning in fear for nothing?
Hahahaha, no Return has some ofthat stuff and more, like this
beautiful song that's actuallyabout Peggy.

(01:04):
There's a hole's been torn andI can't stay, so be sure to
check out no Return wherevergood podcasts and also bad
podcasts, wherever any podcastsare generally found.
I'm broken inside.

(01:27):
Don't you remember that tonight, yeah,